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krissiefox · 3 days ago

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A collection of art blogs on tumblr I like and wanted to recommend! This is a VERY long list so I will post it below the divider.

https://www.tumblr.com/ashleyfableblack (My Wifes art! <3 )

https://www.tumblr.com/squisheebugdoodles https://squishescommishes.tumblr.com/ (my friend Squishees art blogs!)

https://letrune.tumblr.com/ (my friend Letrunes blog!)

https://snaggle-teeth.tumblr.com/ Fun cartoon art!

https://soapygoat.tumblr.com/ Cute animals!

https://seanatar.tumblr.com/ Yoshi, capybaras, cartoons!

https://stevebeach.tumblr.com/ Horror art and Ninja Turtles.

https://www.tumblr.com/imageblanket Colorful furry art and animations.

https://gingerpepp.tumblr.com/ Traditional furry art, and cool outfits!

https://rinacat.tumblr.com/ Art and comics. Lots of video games!

https://magnagallina.tumblr.com/ Colorful art, some cartoon stuff.

https://gwendolynewood.tumblr.com/ Cute animals and Pokemon.

https://dingostuff.tumblr.com/ Furry art, video games, cartoons.

https://lisa-frank-fan.tumblr.com/ Collection of Lisa Frank & Lisa Frank inspired art.

https://lisafrankismyfather.tumblr.com/ Lisa Frank and colorful art collection

https://pandorathedragon.tumblr.com/ Cute & Colorful furry art.

https://fuckyeahconceptart.tumblr.com/ Concept art for movies & games.

https://mienar.tumblr.com/ Relaxing animated scenes.

https://bubblebaath.tumblr.com/ Furry art & horror art.

https://dukesnukes.tumblr.com/ Cool artists who does a lot of art of characters like Jason Vorhees and Duke Nukem. Very nice person, too!

https://roboch.tumblr.com/ Cool fantasy dogs!

https://felixcolgrave.tumblr.com/ Blog of animator and artist Felix Colgrave!

https://goodsniff.tumblr.com/ Lots of cool and weird drawings! Yipee!

https://ask-the-giant-woman-blog.tumblr.com/ Cute art with animals and Steven Universe characters.

https://aperturejam.tumblr.com/ Cool cartoon art!

https://www.tumblr.com/welcome-to-nevernorm Fun cartoony art with monsters n stuff!

https://www.tumblr.com/frolick-crow More Fun cartoony art with monsters n stuff!

https://unagiart-blog.tumblr.com/ Colorful furry art with dogs!

https://pepoodraws.tumblr.com/ My Little Pony and furry art!

https://junipercryptid.tumblr.com/ Beasties, furry art, portraits, and more

https://wisemanart.tumblr.com/ Cool goth and furry art!

https://moult.tumblr.com/ Very nice furry art. I find their work very cozy.

https://www.tumblr.com/chrispandres-blog Spooky art & Satanism.

https://nlorier.tumblr.com/ Furry art and fursuits! Very cute style. :)

https://www.tumblr.com/lennguine Cozy furry art with nice autumn colors. :)

https://redpanther23.tumblr.com/ Comics and furry art, real nice style!

https://halcyonrealms.tumblr.com/ Photos of art books

https://snatti.tumblr.com/ Beautiful paintings! Some feature a cute corgi. :)

https://waysingleton.tumblr.com/ Cute cartoon art!

https://glowingmagic.tumblr.com/ Colorful art and photos based on 80s plush toys!

https://thephoebster.tumblr.com/ Cute cartoony art!

https://yeaboiiiii.tumblr.com/ Cool cartoon art & animation

https://seidurs.tumblr.com/ Spooky clown art!

https://tkshoelace.tumblr.com/ Furry art & My Little Pony art.

https://www.tumblr.com/bellum-and-her-phone Comics starring an adorable creature named Bellum!

https://marybellamy.tumblr.com/ Cartoonist who worked on the My Little Pony comics.

https://zorilita.tumblr.com/ More furry and My Little Pony art!

https://mikestmblr.tumblr.com/ Furry art with cats!

https://jayfosgitt.tumblr.com/ My Little Pony and comic art!

https://rockosedits.tumblr.com/ Art in the style of Rocko's Modern Life!

https://simonhaiduk.tumblr.com/ Paintings, Photography, fantasy art.

https://artofperf.tumblr.com/ Video games and furry art

https://artsyapocalypse.tumblr.com/ Comics, Video game art, cats!

https://theonicole-blog.tumblr.com/ Creator of the coloring book "Unicorns are Jerks"

https://gammaworldwar.tumblr.com/ Post apocalyptic and dark fantasy art

https://skeletorz.tumblr.com/ Cool Colorful digital art! Lots of round shapes.

https://www.tumblr.com/therobotwig Artist who creates amazing photo scenes using small character figurines!

https://www.tumblr.com/enby-art-creations Wonderfully colorful neon psychedelic art!

https://www.tumblr.com/alariko1 Beautiful paintings of buildings and landscapes.

https://www.tumblr.com/possessedpasm Furry artist with a delightful vintage style!

https://fox-teeth.tumblr.com/ Art & comics with a very nice art style!

https://strangegutz.tumblr.com/ Artist who makes awesome little doll characters!

https://tanidareal.tumblr.com/ https://schnolf.tumblr.com/ New and old blogs of furry artist tanidareal! Lots of cute animals. :)

https://jacobchabot.tumblr.com/ Cool art of monsters, cartoons and superheroes!

https://7116811219.tumblr.com/archive Some spooky colorful art and gifs!

https://izaart.tumblr.com/ Cool colorful art with lots of critters and video game characters!

https://olliemnjones.tumblr.com/ Amazing painter. Their work is so full of atmosphere!

https://www.tumblr.com/skitterhop Super colorful and strange furry art. Sometimes horror and gorey stuff.

https://2poodles.tumblr.com/ Cute colorful furry art!

https://www.tumblr.com/mayodrawsstuff 70s styled furry art! Very cute stuff.

https://www.tumblr.com/kei01g Furry, ASCII, wiggly art. Neat stuff!

https://jacksachs.tumblr.com/ Very cool surreal and whimsical art!

https://www.tumblr.com/snippit-crickit Furry art, animations, Minecraft, and more!

https://parkston.tumblr.com/ Groovy furry art that feels like an old cartoon!

https://spectrowhirl.tumblr.com/ Super colorful art and animation!

https://elhuervo.tumblr.com/ Very colorful psychedelic sci fi and fantasy art. Also contributed music to Hotline Miami!

https://tysonhesse.tumblr.com/ Artist who worked on the Archie Sonic comics.

https://plastiboo.tumblr.com/ Horror & Dark Fantasy Art

https://sjofisk.tumblr.com/ Pretty, colorful and sometimes spooky animals!

https://nickybarkla.tumblr.com/ Nice art of various movie characters and celebrities.

https://pusheen.tumblr.com/ Blog about a cute chubby cat!

https://vagonparovoz.tumblr.com/ Cool animated ASCII art!

https://little-tunny.tumblr.com/ The illustrated adventure of some silly cats & dogs! One of them is named Soup. :)

https://www.tumblr.com/capydoodle Adorable blog of capybara art!

https://thecaffeineartwarrior.tumblr.com/ Colorful and fluffy fantasy art!

https://kanotynes.tumblr.com/ Interesting sketchy art!

https://www.tumblr.com/twistcmyk Very fun expressive art! There's also a little doggie.

https://outsidewolves.tumblr.com/ Adorable furry art with dogs! Has a very fun vintage feel.

https://www.tumblr.com/intergalacticpanic Star Trek art! Especially Data and Geordi. :)

https://everydaylouie.tumblr.com/ Very fun and whimsical 3d art!

https://256colormode.tumblr.com/ Pixel art, computer art, MS Paint art!

https://astroeden.tumblr.com/ Lots of nice furry and MLP Art.

https://www.tumblr.com/letterstolooneybird Very cute blog with The Rock-afire Explosion characters.

https://gamgyuls.tumblr.com/ Very nicely painted furry art!

https://godsofsummer.tumblr.com/ Cool grungy furry art.

https://sugarbunnyshop.tumblr.com/ Cozy autumn themed animal, scarves, plushies!

https://acornfriend.tumblr.com/ Lovely paintings of Animal Crossing and critter characters!

https://www.tumblr.com/pascalcampion Very nice paintings as well as stories and comics.

https://obsidiandawndotcom.tumblr.com/ Art Resources!

https://akron-squirrel.tumblr.com/ Fun cartoony art!

https://cuchulainn-4.tumblr.com/ Nice variety of art styles.

https://catcrumb.tumblr.com/ Small little cat drawings.

https://www.tumblr.com/making-friendos Cute animal drawings!

https://www.tumblr.com/thebujochannel An art journal blog.

https://www.tumblr.com/sparkarez Artist who makes very nice art of various cartoon characters.

https://taski-guru.tumblr.com/ Very cute & pretty furry art!

https://operationunderwear.tumblr.com/ Cool weird gross art!

https://the-chade.tumblr.com/ Art blog. includes gay ponies!

https://rumwik.tumblr.com/ Lots of cute animals and pokemon!

https://www.tumblr.com/kolza12 Adorable little mouse dolls!

https://www.tumblr.com/kit-catterson Furry art!

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lucky38-2077 · 7 months ago

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OC Interview: Vincent Ibarra & Naota Vasile

Tagged by @dreamskug It was really fun to do this and thank you for tagging!🖤🖤

NICKNAME

V: Most people call me V. Some people I've known since I was little still call me kid, but I guess I'm not a kid anymore, am I? Naota: My family and friends often call me Nao.

GENDER

V: Male. Naota: I am a demiguy.

STAR SIGNS

V: Don't know my exact birth date but I heard it was middle of December. So the thing with the archer? Sagutti...something. Naota: It's Sagittarius, V. (yeah that it!) Mine is Capricorn.

HEIGHTS

V: Why do people even care about the height? I don't know, haven't checked since teenager. Naota: I'm about 5′ 7″ and V is a little taller than me. I think... he could be around 5′ 9″. V: WOW. I'm learning about myself here.

ORIENTATION

V: I like men. Naota: I... I think the closest one should be Pansexual. Do you have preference? If you don't mind talking about. Naota: I really don't know, and it doesn't matter to me anymore.

NATIONALITY / ETHNICITY

V: Nobody knows who my parents were at all. Valentino is my thing. Naota: My father was Italian and mother was Japanese. I feel close to both. V, have you ever tried to look for your biological parents? V: Nah, have my family already. I've got old man Padre and Mama Welles. But don't you even think about a thing between them. They are good friends, nothing more.

FAVE FRUIT & FAVE SEASON

V: Green grapes and lemons. Well I don't enjoy eating lemons, but love lemonade. Naota: It's hard to choose... apples, oranges, cherries... V: And season? Summer. Not because of the weather, because I can play in water a lot. Naota: I like winter. I feel cold easily but it's still my favorite. Warm clothes, soft blankets and hot... Wait we have another question for that, please save it! Naota: Oh.

FAVE FLOWER

V: Not really interested in, but red or yellow ones are pretty. Naota: I do love flowers. Peony and hibiscus are my favorite. V: Don't forget a desert rose, D-rose. Desert rose- Adenium? Is there a story about it? I'd like to hear. Naota: Um... my partner gave it to me as a gift before. I still have the pot and it means a lot to me. And D-rose? V: The whole family calls him D-rose because of it. (Looking at Naota) You're blushed, amigo. Naota: ....

FAVE SCENT

V: Hmm never really thought about that. I think my man uses kinda perfume. No clue what it is, but he smells good. Naota: Fresh ones such as herbs. I like the smell of flowers, too.

COFFEE, TEA, HOT CHOCOLATE

V: Soda. But coffee is also good. Naota: Hot chocolate... oh this is why you stopped me earlier. Yes, I like winter and I like hot chocolate.

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP

V: 6 or 7? I'm not a morning dude so probably wake up later than most people. Naota: I used to have a sleeping problem but it's getting better. V: Thanks to the biiiiig cuddly teddy bear. I have some plushies on my bed too. How big is it? Naota: No! It's... not... a plush. Let's move on.

DOG OR CAT PERSON

V: I like both, but with my baby Nibbles I'm currently a cat person. Naota: I've been always fond of cats.

DREAM TRIP

V: I want to go to the most beautiful, clean beaches in the world, not ones that are full of trash. Not sure if there is any left. Naota: I haven't thought about it. But with my family now, wherever will be great.

FAVE FICTIONAL CHARACTER

V: Rocky Balboa. If you want to talk about this with me, we should make another schedule. Naota: Unico. He's a baby unicorn who has a power making people happy. He's also very cute.

NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH

V: Do you need more than one?? Naota: Yes, V. I usually have two blankets, more in winter. V: What? I mean. WHY? Naota: It's warm, comfortable... V: Man. I don't get it.

RANDOM FACT

V: I can hold my breath pretty long in water. Without any gear or cyberware. My record is 6 minutes 28 sec. Naota: That's amazing, V. Indeed. Do you train for it? V: Maybe a little? Think I was born with it. I just feel comfortable in water. How about you? Naota: I can't think of anything... I'll pass. OH.

I think most of people I know have already been tagged, but if there's anyone interested please go ahead!🤗

And this is Unico Naota mentioned, in case anyone was wondering. The idea just came up with when I saw the question. It was pure coincidence Naota has pink hair like Unico and I like it🤣

#omg that was long lol #and yes the big cuddly teddy bear is saul #vincent is such blunt ass but naota is not offended xD #oc:vincent ibarra #oc:naota vasile #saul bright #ship:wildflower #oc lore #oc interview #cyberpunk 2077 #my post

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strawberryvanillablast · 2 years ago

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Josuke and Giorno under Anesthesia (Josuke Higashikata X Reader, Giorno Giovanna X Reader)

TW: Anesthesia, Mentions of Surgery and Needles, Hallucinations from Josuke's and Giorno's POV

Josuke Higashikata

When he opened his eyes, the first thing he noticed was you wearing something out of a fairy-tale. There were sparkles all around you and you wore a big shiny crown on your head. You smiled at him, stroking his hand with your touch feeling like he was touching fluffy clouds.

"Josuke," You delicately rubbed your thumb over his hand. "It's done."

"W-What's," He blinked slowly, trying to process everything. "...done?"

"Your wisdom teeth getting removed," You explained. "You were afraid of the whole thing so they made you take some anesthesia before the surgery."

You helped him sit up and he could see stars sparkling in your eyes. It was then that a portal door opened and he saw a small wizard, a large bear, and a cryptid that smelt of pinecones for some reason enter.

"Woah," Josuke whispered. "This is so bizarre."

"Oi, Josuke," The bear grinned, waving a hand (paw?). "What's up?"

"Everyone, let's take it easy and slow," You said as you made a magic wand appear immediately. "He's still under the effects of anesthesia. Let's get him home safely so that Miss Higashikata doesn't worry."

When you two stepped outside, Josuke's eyes widened. It was like a fairytale world, complete with dragons and unicorns. The sky looked like it was made out of stain glass while the ground looked like plush cloth. As everyone continued to walk, he jumped up and down as the road felt like one of those bouncy castles.

"Josuke," You frowned gently as you held his arm. "Careful. You need to rest as soon as we get to your house, okay?"

"This place is real amazing," Josuke whispered in joyful awe. "Is this, like, your kingdom and stuff?" He turned to you, smiling. "Because it looks really cool!" He smiled joyously as he laid his head on your lap.

"Yes, Josuke," You smile as you stroked his back. "And I'm glad that you think so. I wish you could visit me here all the time, though."

"Well, then, in that case, I don't think I want to leave this place, Your Highness. I'll be right by your side, forever and ever!"

Meanwhile, Koichi gave a fond sigh, Okuyasu chuckled, and Rohan whipped out a camcorder as Josuke continued to babble about the kingdom you ruled. You gave a smile, continuing to lovingly comfort Josuke through the anesthesia.

Giorno Giovanna

He slowly opened his eyes to see you stroking his hair, wearing a cute mermaid necklace. Your eyes were like deep pools that sucked him in. Your soft hair tickled his face and a tenderly sweet smile lit up yours.

"Gio," You whisper. "You're awake. Thank goodness."

You helped him slowly sit up and it occurred to him that you were just 100% mermaid, with your tail shimmering in the dazzling light. As his heart skipped a beat, he decided to distract himself by observing his surroundings.

"Giorno," You frown, touching his shoulder. "Are you alright?"

"Mhmm," He nodded. "What happened to me? Where am I?"

"You needed to get your wisdom teeth removed, so they gave some of the anesthesia before the surgery," You frown. "You feeling okay?"

"...I'll be fine, mi sirena." Giorno answered bashfully.

Before you could say anything, a gingerbread man wearing a top hat and some cotton candy fairies walked into the room noisily. Owlishly, Giorno blinked as you gently slung an arm around his shoulder. There was a small cat made out of licorice and a large marshmallow cat. He reached out to touch the large cat's hair.

"So soft," He whispered. "So fluffy."

When you helped him outside, his eyes widened. Everything looked like they were made out of sweets. The sky was made out of cotton candy, the grass looked like mint ice cream, and the road looked like taffy. The car looked like chocolate pudding as it smelt of cookies.

"Mi tesora," Giorno grinned playfully. "It looks like you have a kingdom of sweets all to yourself."

"Sweets, Giorno?"

"Mhmm," He replied, lying his head on your lap. "Perhaps we should take a picnic when we have some free time."

"We should," You agree. "For now, though, get some rest."

Giorno was all too happy to oblige, cuddling up to you as he slept off the anesthesia. Narancia and Mista were giggling to each other while Abbacchio was grumbling, driving all the while. As for you, you gave a small smile, gently stroking Giorno's hair as he slept soundly, wishing for him to have sweet, happy dreams.

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kollector-of-stims · 1 year ago

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Yet another updated stim toy collection since I've gotten a good little bit of them recently! This time named and organized by groups under the cut!

🌈Stretchy stims:

• scented stretchlerz

• sand-filled carrot and banana

• stretchy realistic banana

• monkey noodles

• stretchy textured caterpillars

🌈Various tactile stims:

• boinks

• wacky tracks

• tangles

• fidget cubes/pads/dodecahedron

• fidget spinners

• textured suction cup strip

• magnetic rings

• infinity cube

• mini slinkies

• curly things

• bikechain fidget

• other various things I forgot the name of

🌈Various stim/stress balls:

• orbeez-filled strawberry

• sensory fx elements

• "hydrated" and "dehydrated" dna balls

• nee doh popping ball

• nee doh squishy fruits

•glow-in-the-dark sticky squishy dinos

• pig and dino splat balls

• blue textured snow ball

• orbeez-filled lightbulb

• narwhal and berry cat sqweezie petz

• animal dumpling stress balls

🌈Pop-its:

• Various shaped pop-its

• a pop-it pearl

• unicorn pop-it ball

• pop-it stick 'em pals cow

🌈Articulated stims:

• Articulated slug, shark, eel, and unicorn

• mini articulated worm

• watchitude octo (articulated octopus)

🌈Squishies/soft things (not all of them but the ones I use the most):

• Mallow Mallow cat and cow

• squishy tardigrade

• amazing squishee penguin

• squishy stress gear owl and pufferfish

• a cheap squishy ball from the dollar store (my first ever stim toy!)

🌈Textures:

•big eye squish confetti balls

• silicone brush

• puffer stegosaurus

• mini koosh ball

• prickle balls

•small prickle hedgehog

🌈Auditory/ASMR stims:

• sensory fx asmr crackle and squish eggs

• crunchy blankets from kittens vs gherkins

•sensory fx suction cup octopus

• pop tubes

• sensory fx asmr pods (exclusive carrying case pods)

• sensory fx bots

🌈Putties:

•silly putty

•crazy Aaron's thinking putty (super scarab in the purple container)

🌈Visual stims:

• tsunameez egg

• tsunameez baggies

• liquid motion bubbler

• sensory fx asmr bot

• sensory fx fidget stick

🌈Various stims in one:

• fidgetz sushi

• squirkies

• sensory fx pods

🌈Weighted/etc stims/didn't know how to categorize:

• weighted sand-filled lizards

• magic mixlings mini blind bag toys

• rainbow dash fashem

• squishy ball cat toy

• manta ray puzzle erasers

�� starfish puzzle eraser

• kinder bike toy

• smooth pendant

• handmade swirly polymer clay pendant

• curly cat toy

• cats vs pickles & kittens vs gherkins plush(ies) (I have many more)

🌈Stims I forgot to add in the post because I always forget to include things but NOT THIS TIME:

• sensory fx stick

• suction cup squeeze toy

• stretchy slug

• chicken mochi squishy

• mini fidgetz pop-it

• clip-on mini train pop-it

• piece of a sensory fx asmr fidget cube

• bubble stuffed squishy friends shark

• small squishy guinea pig toy

• balloon with rice inside it

🌟Feel free to ask about any stim toy you have questions about! Also if you want, let me know if you have any of these same things!!🌟

#stim #stim toy collection #mine #stim toys #fidget toys #stim toy tour #stim toy collection update #autism #neurodivergent

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sound-wav3 · 2 months ago

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Fictober 2024

Fairground

Prompt: 12 ("did you hear that?")

Fandom: Original Work

Rating: E

The fairground felt was alive with constant sights, sounds, and smells. It was a bit overwhelming. "Hey, you okay?" Adam asked. I nodded. He didn't seem convinced. "We can take a minute and sit down somewhere."

...I nodded again. Adam led me over to food stalls. It was oddly quieter over here. We found a bench way off to the side. "I'm gonna grab us some food." I nodded and watched him walk off. I then glanced around at the other people around.

So many humans. And most dressed up. Made sense. All Hallows' Eve was in a week. Human holidays are strange, but fun. Adam came back over. He was carrying two plates.

"These are corn dogs." He gestured to something on a stick. "Try it. You'll like it." I picked it up by the stick. Adam sat watching me. I opened my beak and took a bite. Adam laughed a bit watching me eat. I didn't care I was to busy eating the rest of the corn dog.

"Glad you like it." I smiled at him around a beak-ful of food. I had seen the plates also had french fries so I started eating those too. Adam was eating too now. Much slower than I was. I started to slow down.

"Are you having fun?" I nodded. "Good. I know you're not very comfortable with crowds, but I'm glad you decided to join me."

"Corn dog... good." Human words were still hard to say, but I was starting to get the hang of them.

Adam chuckled. "And how about the rest of the fair? Handling it all okay?"

I looked around again. People were all over the place. Playing games, eating food, and riding rides. "Loud. Bright. Crowd. Having good time."

Adam smiled at me. "I'm glad. We should hit up the games next." I nodded. We finished eating and moved onto the games. A lot of them involved throwing. I wanted to try all of them. Ring toss, Balloon pop, Bucket ball. Straight forward names.

Adam and I were bad at them. We didn't win any. Until the shooting range. Adam was oddly good at that one. He won a medium sized plush unicorn for me. I hugged it tightly.

We started walking away. I bumped into someone. "Sorry."

The person I bumped into was dressed up like a cat witch. "No, it's my fault. Oh my god! I love your costume! Your wings are so pretty!"

"T-thanks. They're r-real."

"Oh wow! You're a Harpy then? That's pretty cool! Nice meeting you!"

She walked off with her friends. I beamed. My wings started to flutter.

"Aw, did you hear that?" I Smiled at Adam. We continued on with the fair. I think i was starting to get more used to people.

#my writing #fictober24 #Had an idea that I liked #I really did just shove the prompt in there #Happens

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sgt-morgan · 2 years ago

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Riddle Me This 🎀

Summary: Matt’s daughter is a quizzical child, and those questions are always very interesting. Part of the Robinverse.

Warnings:Allusions to cannon typical violence, pregnant reader, AFAB! Female identifying reader.

A/N: Based on this ask. Really really fun, keep them requests rolling, I love answering them.

Daredevil Masterlist

Jackie is a quizzical child, with two lawyers as parents how could she not be. Her eye for detail even at the ripe old age of four was a force to be reckoned with, and it showed in her everyday conversations with her parents.

“Why do I gotta nap mommy? Daddy doesn’t nap!” The girl huffed as she rubbed her eyes and settled down into her parent’s bed anyway. She always naps in your bed, Matt almost insists on it, because then his bed smells like his whole family, and it helps him sleep.

“Daddy is a crazy person who thinks sleep is for weenies, and when he doesn’t nap he gets grumpy and falls asleep while we watch Encanto, daddy is a bad example.” You huff and Matt scoffs from the kitchen and mutters about ‘Not needing sleep,’ and ‘I don’t need to hear we don’t talk about Bruno for the 400th time.’ But continues to listen to the exchange.

“What about you? You don’t nap!” Jackie huffed triumphantly.

“Oh kid, I nap all the time, I just nap while YOU nap so you don’t see me do it. I’m growing another of your daddy’s super babies, I nap A LOT!” Jackie is stumped by that one. Mommy naps? Mommy doesn’t nap. Unless she does nap while she naps…

“Ok, then you nap too!” She grins triumphantly, throwing back the covers with her dad’s signature ‘cat got the canary’ grin. She wants to prove a point. Your face goes blank, before an evil grin creeps up on it.

“Okay Jackie, I will take a nap.” Then you snuggled down next to her and promptly fell asleep.

Matt had been waiting for you for about twenty minutes before he went to look for you. When he found you, you were curled up next to your daughter… fast asleep.

“Psst- Robin!? What are you doing?” He whisper yelled, and you stirred awake. “I thought we were gonna fold laundry?”

“Your daughter asked me why she has to take a nap, then she said that you don’t have to, and I told her that you were a bad example because you don’t nap, and then I told her I nap, so she said we had to do it together.” You summarized between yawns. “I thought I would just lay here until she fell asleep, then I fell asleep, because your active ass devil baby didn’t let me sleep last night.”

Matt rolled his eyes and left the room for a second and you shrugged and laid back down, eyes dropping closed. He came back a second later carrying your over stuffed laundry basket, and you looked at him blearily confused.

“What are you doing Matthew?” You chuckled as he plopped down on his side of the bed.

“Well I’m not gonna sit out there and fold laundry all alone, go back to sleep Robin.”

He huffed, pressing play on his ‘Princess Bride’ audio book and proceeding to fold clothes.

“Okay Bats, nighty night.”

Another such instance of curiosity came in the form of Frank and Peter passing out in your living room.

“Mommy,” whispered Jackie, sitting on Peter’s back watching cartoons and playing with his hair while he slept. “Why are Petey and Uncle Frank sweeping in the living room?”

“Because, they went out last night, and they were too tired to go home.” You whispered back, trying to quietly make pancakes for your house full of exhausted vigilantes. (Matt and Wade were still asleep, Matt in your bed, and Wade on Jackie’s floor curled up with the unicorn plush she gave him last night when she woke up after a nightmare. He took care of threatening the monsters in her closet with his katanas.)

“Okay, did they fight bears?” She whispered and you stoped what you were doing to stare at her incredulously.

“What?” You chuckled, staring at your daughter in wonder from across the room.

“Well, Uncle Frank had a biiiiig scratch in his side, and Uncle Wade had bear spray.” You did a double take at that one.

“Uncle Wade had what!?” You spoke at full volume and Frank and Peter began to stir, you fixed your volume and asked again. “What do you mean?”

“He threatened the monsters in my closet with bear spray and his swords.” She shrugged and you guffawed.

“Good lord, no, they didn’t-“ you stopped, trying to figure out how you would explain that her favorite uncles, who brought her candy, and gifts, and let her paint their nails, were actually brutal crime fighting vigilantes. “Uh.. yeah. They fought a bear. A big grizzly with nasty teeth and terrible claws.” You shrugged as Matt wandered into the kitchen, with his hoody unzipped and pajama pants slung low on his hips. He kissed your cheek softly, and settled down on the floor in front of Jackie and Peter on the couch. He leaned back, using Peter as a pillow, and puckered his lips. Jackie leaned down to kiss him, and she noticed he had a gash over his eye, nodding grimly as she placed her little hands on his cheeks.

“Oh, Daddy helped fight the bear too.” She Said, wrapping her arms around his neck and leaning her head on top of his. Matt turned his head in your general direction with an eyebrow raised in skepticism.

“Yeah baby, daddy helped your uncles fight a bear last night, and they came back and stayed here.” You shrugged and Matt nodded his head in an ‘Ah, got it.’ Kinda way.

“Awe, Dada.” Jackie cooed, kissing him again. “It’s not good to fight bears, you gotta let Spiderman and Daredevil do it.” You snorted and Matt chuckled a bit and let his chin drop to his chest.

“You got it bug, next time we will leave the bear fights to the professionals.” He conceded, pulling the little girl over his shoulder and on to his lap as he heard Peter start to stir.

“MmmmBanana pancakes.” Peter groaned as he sat up, plucking Jackie back from her father, who looked scandalized to be robbed of his baby. “Mom? Can mine have chocolate chips?”

“Yeah mommy!” Jackie squealed, “chocy chips for Petey and me!”

“Ooh!” Wade shuffled into the living roof, stretching and groaning. Matt winced, his joints sounded terrible after sleeping on Jackie’s floor, and he almost felt bad for the guy. “Can I have chocolate chips too mommy?” Aaaand his sympathy was gone. He kicked Wade in the knee, knocking him into Frank who awoke with a start.

“Wade, you call me mommy again and I’ll be wearing your nuts as a necklace.”

Jackie asked some tough questions too, some that really took time and effort to explain. The nature of these answers could sometimes be incredibly testy, and you never wanted to scare her or not put enough effort into your answers, so things could get really difficult.

“Dadda?” The little girl asked one night, curled into Matt’s side while you cooked dinner. “Why can’t you see my pictures?” Matt took a deep breath and heard your knife pause in its work in the kitchen before picking back up again.

“Well princess, daddy’s eyes are broken.” He said, turning his head towards his little girl, letting her take off his glasses to look into his blank stare. “Daddy can’t see anything. That’s why I read special books with dots, and why I can’t drive a car, and I can’t paint your nails. You see, daddy got in an accident when he was a little boy. There was an old man who was crossing the street, and a big truck full of extra special chemicals had an accident and it almost hit him. So I pushed him out of the way, and the chemicals got in my eyes, so now I can’t see.“ Jackie seemed to ponder this for a second, debating on what to do with this information.

“Daddy, you’re not broke! You’re special.”

She snuggled into his side, and then she did something he didn’t expect. “I have red hair, and brown eyes. Im missing my front toof, My hair is curly like mommy’s, and my fingernails are blue. Your hair is brown and kinda short, you’re very tall, and your eyes are brown like mine. You have really big hands, and they have these thingies on your knuckles. They make you look tough.” The little girl proceeded to describe all of your close friends and family, and her momma, who was quote, ‘The prettiest lady she had ever seen including Elsa.’ Matt felt himself tearing up the longer she went, and he could hear you sniffling in the kitchen.

When she finished, he asked her why she did it.

“Now you don’t need to see! You know what we all look like! If you ever want to see, you let me know. I’ll be your eyes dada.” Matt hugged the precious girl closer, and he thanked every Angel and saint and the good lord in heaven that they blessed him with such a perfect little girl.

Then there were those hard nights. Nights when Matt wasn’t home, and the only thing that could soothe her is her beloved dada, and he wasn’t here. Those questions were the toughest, because you really didn’t know how to answer. Sure, Jackie is a clever kid, but telling her her dad is a superhero? Expecting her to keep it under wraps? That’s tough. So, you don’t tell her, and you deal with the nights that all she can do is throw a tantrum, because she wants her daddy and he’s not here.

“BUT WHERE IS HE!?” Jackie screamed, almost choking on her sobs, while you were struggling not to sob yourself. Jackie was sick, terrible fever, she wasn’t keeping anything down, snotty, the whole nine. The poor baby was absolutely miserable, and to top it all off her dad had been gone all day. “Why is DADA GONE! I WANT HIM!” She sobbed again, her whole little body trembling with them as she heaved out cry after cry. She hadn’t really slept all day, and she couldn’t seem to sleep unless you were holding her, or she was in your bed.

“Jackie, please don’t cry bug, he’s working and soon he will be home ok?”you tried again, sitting on the floor by the crying toddler’s head while she continued to throw a fit.

“Why? Why can’t he be here mommy?” It broke your heart, and you were at a complete loss for words. She wept, and then, thankfully, you heard your husband at the door. He stooped low, practically crawling to the little girl, whose fevered body was pressing into the cold tiles of their bathroom floor. When he got to her, he plucked her up, and once her arms and legs were securely wrapped around his neck and waist, he pulled you to lay your head on his knee. In that moment, no other words were needed, Matt’s presence was enough. His exhausted girls

We’re sated having him right where they needed him, at home. When Jackie’s furious tears subsided, he began to explain.

“Jackie, what is my nickname?” He says, stroking her back in calm circular motions, while he ran his fingers through your hair.

“Batman, mommy calls you Batman.” She sniffs, as if the answer was obvious.

“That’s right. Momma calls me Batman and there are two reasons why. Do you know the first one?” Jackie shook her head, frustrated, and Matt nodded assuringly.

“That’s ok Jacks,” he soothed, “you don’t have to know the answer. Mommy calls me Batman, and I call her Robin, because we’re a team. Me, you, and Mommy are like Batman, Robin, and Batgirl. We’re a team. We work together to take care of each other. Part of being on a team, is being able to tell each other when we’re upset, and when we need something. So are you upset little bug?” The little girl nodded, and your eyes closed, content to let Matt parent for a moment. “Okay, can you tell me why?” Jackie shook her head, and Matt nodded. “That’s ok, is it a lot of things?” She nodded. “Okay, that’s fine, it’s okay to be upset about a lot of things. Is one of them because I wasn’t home when you needed me?” Jackie nodded. “Okay, that’s fine, I get upset sometimes when you and mommy aren’t with me. Can I tell you my second reason mommy calls me Batman?” Jackie looked up at him quizzically and he smiled encouragingly. “Mommy calls me Batman, because when I’m out working, I’m helping people.” Jackie looks confused, so you but in.

“Right, he’s helping people. Do you know what mommy and daddy do for a living?” You ask gently, reaching a hand up gently to rub her leg, the only thing you could reach from your cozy spot on the floor. “We’re lawyers, that means when bad people hurt someone, we fight to get the people that they hurt help. Your daddy though, your daddy is extra special, because he also does his best when he’s not at home to stop people from getting hurt in the first place. He tries to make New York a better place. Just like Batman tries to save Gotham.”

“That’s right,” Matt nods, squeezing your hand gratefully, “That doesn’t mean that your feelings aren’t important. Daddy can get carried away sometimes, so it’s important that we talk to each other so I know when they need me. I never want you to feel neglected baby girl, and I’m so sorry I made you upset, that was no good, but I won’t know how to help if you don’t tell me.” He draws back and meets his daughter’s tired gaze, caressing her curls and kissing her forehead. “So, can you accept my apology? Will you let me try to do better?” Jackie nodded and threw her little arms around Matt’s shoulders.

“It’s okay daddy, I love you.” She sniffled, burying her little face in Matt’s neck.

“Thank you sweet baby, I love you too.” Matt sighs, content to just hold his little family for a while. He listens to Jackie’s breathing settle, and soon she’s fast asleep.

“Alright Robin, she’s asleep, wanna go to bed?” He says, standing gently and offering you a hand.

“Oh lord Bats, if you think I can pull myeslf up with limited help while I’m growing another of your rosemary’s babies? You’re delusional. Go put Batgirl to bed and come back for me. I’ll wait right here.” You huffed and Matt chuckled. “I love you Batman.” You grin up at him from your spot on the floor and he grins, bending to press a kiss to your lips.

“I love you too Robin, there’s nobody I’d rather have devil babies with.”

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greasygrimeygopher-whats · 1 month ago

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Webkinz Recipes By The Zombie Pup!

HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN okay

I've been wanting a zombie pup for years, finally gave in this year and got myself the pet! The plush has been my dream plush for a while (I collect zombie plushes and name them after the l4d zombies) but. Expensive.

About 3 of these contain pumpkin, 1 just pumpkin spice, and three have no pumpkin involved.

"Scary Berry Crunch" Pumpkin Spiced Berry Crisp (You can use whatever berries, and the pumpkin spice mix you could either buy or make yourself. Bonus points if you carve a face in there somewhere.

"Trickle Treacle" Old-Fashioned Pumpkin Soda (Has options for normal or cream soda! I have no idea how this would taste actually. However, my limited knowledge still says do NOT put a pickle in it.)

"Fraidy Parfait" Jell-O Parfaits (Okay so we are using graham crackers. Not chicken nuggets. Okay?)

"Halloweenogg" Pumpkin Eggnog (If it has both eggs and pumpkin, can I trick myself into thinking it's healthy? Also; this contains raw eggs. If you want, I'll include an egg pasteurization method you can use; putting some of the sugar from the eggnog into the eggs and mixing on a stove till it reaches a safe temp.)

"Freaky Flan" Flan de Calabaza (Pumpkin Flan) (If pumpkin pie is technically a custard, and so is flan, then you are already halfway there!

"Bootooyoo" Matcha Cream Soda (What is this even supposed to be? Soup? Ice cream? Pudding? Soda? Sure, soda. Now where do I get tiny bat wings...)

Pet Specific "Putrid Pudding" Dirt Cups (AW YEAH NOSTALGIA. This recipe has you use a pudding mix to make the pudding yourself. You could probably also just buy a pudding cup, tho. Best halloween food ever.)

Part 1: Dreamy Sheep

Part 2: Pink Poodle

Part 3: Cocoa Dinosaur and Marshmallow Bunny

Part 4: Midnight Monster

Part 5: Love Puppy

Part 6: Cuddly and Snuggly Teddy Bears

You Made It! I actually mostly just want to make the pudding cups. I don't actually like pumpkin. Or jello. Matcha is okay. Someday I'll walk into a thrift store and find a zombie pup plush for like five bucks and my collection will be "complete"; I need one of every l4d/l4d2 zombie!

So far, I have a tall bear named Smoker, a small frog named Jockey, a clawed gloomy bear named Witch, a rotund cat named Boomer, and a bloody unicorn named Charger. Now, a virtual dog named Hunter! (That leaves Tank and Spitter I think. A zombie llama exists of the same brand as my cat, but. also weirdly expensive secondhand.)

This is Halloween!

#halloween #zombie pup #webkinz #kinzblr #kidcore #recipe #cooking #food #nostalgia #x

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taavisplushies · 1 year ago

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Pt. 2 of my plushies sorry it took so long, hope they brighten your day

Small bed plushies

Zosia and Dunky

Zosia is my favourite and one of my oldest plushies, I got her 15 years ago. Her fabric is old and worn and is reminiscent of a soft towel but it used to be much smoother. Her eyes are really banged up and she has lots of stitches on her neck because of the washing machine and time. I used to sew clothing for her with my grandmother and would use any doll clothing I had for her instead, now she just has some kandi necklaces. Two for my favourite characters (Mike Chilton and Texas from motorcity) and one that I made for her. One time I lost her and was so distraught that I put up lost posters around my neighborhood and my parents secretly ordered a replacement for me online, but I found her before the other one showed up and it was given to my brother.

I got Dunky from my grandmother for Easter a few years back. Another victim of the dryer but thankfully the texture isn’t too bad because of his fabric already being short and only slightly fuzzy. Over the years his hair tuff has puffed up into a little Afro puff. I love how he is anatomically incorrect with actual legs and arms instead of claws and wings, I think it looks cute with his beady eyes.

Meowko and Pusheen

Meowko is a little plump sausage roll of a uni-cat. Their fabric is slightly longer than Dunky’s and is really fun to pet and scratch. His mane is very fun to flick back and forth. Only down side is their horn has no stuffing and gets crushed really easily.

Pusheen was gifted to me by my brother for my birthday. I used to have a Pusheen hyper fixation but I only have a little bit of merchandise left. The whiskers are frayed and her sound box that doesn’t work anymore but I love her color scheme and like squishing her.

Hamburger and Bulby

Hamburger is a Pokémon Drowzee plushie. He is the size of a hamburger and can be held like such hence the name. Similar soft towel texture to Zosia.

Bulby had the biggest burn marks from the dryer and the texture was so bad I had to sew over it But I’m really happy with how he looks now. It adds extra nice texture and makes him completely unique.

Kirby and Pompom

A little ball basically but very cute and a great traveling size, has a little loop where their tag used to be and fits perfectly on my wrist.

Pompompurin squishmallow very soft and stretchy fabric that most squishmallows have. He’s one of my favourite plushies for stiming: squishing, hitting, playing with the pin, and squeezing him. His whipped cream hat is “stiffer” being more tightly packed with stuffing.

Gizmo and Oliver

Gizmo is a bit hard as he has a vibration/heartbeat mechanism in him but it’s really nice and a good stim. As you can see he’s supper fluffy and nice to pet, and he’s got little bean in his feet :)

Oliver is a bean bag heat pack type of guy. Old and raggedy but smells like lavender and helps with pain relief. He also doubles as a weighted plushie.

zosia!!! it’s so sweet how you have had her for so long, and how much you love her!!! i love how you used to make clothing for her too omg that’s amazing!

dunky is very cute, i love his little puff of hair on his head! and i agree that the anatomically incorrect arms and legs make him cuter lol

meowko looks so cool! unicorn cat!!! it sucks that the horn isn’t very sturdy tho :(

your pusheen plush is very cute!! she looks so squishy !!!

i feel like drowzee is underrated so i’m surprised you have a plush of them!! hamburger is such a nice name too! i like how you can hold them gently

poor bulby :( i’m glad you were able to fix him up though!! he looks happy now :)

kirby is so cute! i bet he would be a perfect travel buddy, especially since he can fit on your wrist!

pompom omg! i’ve never seen a pompompurin squishmallow before, it’s very cool!! i like how he looks like a dessert! i want to give him a big ole hug!!

i love gizmo!! he looks very silly, and his name sounds nice! he seems very soft and friendly too!

oh cool, oliver is a helpful fella!! i like how he smells like lavender too, that’s one of my favorite smells 🥰

thank you for showing me more of your stuffed animals!!! i enjoyed getting to see them and hear all about them!!! :D

i appreciate your kindness and how you shared your plushies with me!!

i hope you (and your stuffed animals) have a great day!!!!!!!!

#ask #not my plush #plushies #plush #safeplush #plushblr

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leafytaffy · 1 year ago

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So basically I found out I assign animal qualities to Everhood characters a lot

Gonna make a list of the characters and what animals they are in my headcanons; as in literally or traits they have based off said species

Pink: wolf. Wolf Pink is a wolf to me it even works thematically like. Chasing a rabbit. The misunderstood “big bad wolf,” something demonized by everyone yet is actually not in the wrong. Yeah. I need to draw them with pointed ears and a tail more but they have fangs even so. But! They also can purr! And yip like a fox when excited or wanting to call Rasta from far away!

Rasta Beast: It’s just canon they’re a unicorn but I also love to think they make chuffs and roars like a tiger <3 they also give off a lot of large dog energy, hell, Rottweilers were and still are the inspiration for how I draw them! Also such malamute energy in their design as well

Brown Mage: bear bear BEAR. BEAR IN THE GAY SENSE AND ANIMAL SENSE. Big fat hairy guy!!!!! Also sits in their cave alone eating and eating, like a bear (the animal)… I also draw them with some badger like qualities as well, but nothing aside from being human originally explains their long, luscious, wavy hair that probably has mats and knots and hasn’t been washed or brushed in eons

Shopkeeper: a snake! Specifically a hognose snake! Mainly because of the head shape, but also because it sorta fits with their profession as a florist/gardener as hognose snakes are known to burrow!! I can imagine them digging a hole to plant some flowers by using their snout, hehe..

Blue Thief: oh man. This little guy is purse dog coded. But getting into specifics, Blue was probably once an actual gnome! How they ended up the way they are now is… gruesome, though. They defected from their mage status by ripping their gem out. Of their forehead. Kickstarting the memory issues. Then a ton of surgeries trying to fix them that ended up botched, getting worse and worse until nearly nothing inside could be salvaged, leading to their body being scooped out and stuffed. Blue is just a living plush/taxidermy, their limbs lock back in place via their bones, but their skin still has to be sewn together again. I got off topic though, animal traits I think they have is a whole hodgepodge of stuff. They purr and make biscuits like a cat and have the same climbing ability, they have cheek pouches like a hamster, paw pads for general stealth, and fangs like a cat or dog. I love my little dog-cat-hamster-raccoon-hedgehog thing that is Blue <3

Green: if you’ve seen my art you know I see Green as a bird. Green just has that messed up bird energy + they have the claws. I feel like they were once human, but then began to transform into a bird-like monster via the gem’s influence. In the end though, they now look the way they do thanks to tearing their original body to shreds… Poor Green will make nests out of three race cars and some dice, like a pigeon. Will also purr and coo like a chicken (and also do warning/threat squawks like one too)

Purple: unlike Brown and Green, they started as a furry, a goat to be specific! Purple was a goat person about to be sacrificed, until they found Everhood, and unfortunately taken in by Gold Pig with the promise of power and shelter. Over time, they have transformed due to the influence of the gem and the magic they performed. Now, they are some sort of void-like creature with only tentacles that serve as a body and limbs, mostly comparable to a jellyfish.

Zigg: hairless cat <3

Muck and Flan: these guys have such salamander energy tbh. Feed them worms. I love drawing them as big goo dragons like Goodra which is one of my top 3 favorite Pokémon <3

Reese: I don’t headcanon them as having any animal traits, but I do think if they were an animal they would be a horse.

Noseferatchu: classic vampire, but because of a lot of general vampire headcanons I have, Nose is a big leech guy pretty much! Bring back leech vampires leeches are so cool and one of my fave animals </3

Vampire Kid: still a leech but has some bat traits as well!! Used to rock themselves to sleep as a baby hanging upside down like baby bats do…

#Everhood #headcanons #man this is long

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vulturesthedirtiestkind · 2 years ago

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hiiii your secret santa here! for the duration of this fine month of december we are going to engage in pleasurable conversation over various matters <3 im so happy to get an mcr blog tbh you seem like you're a big fan and like im too but i never ventured much past the music and occasional art reblog. learning the names of the band members has so far been the peak of my fangirling. but i want to know more! so yeah tell me about yourself, if you want and as much as you want, and if you don't want then lets just talk mcr <3

hi!! nice to meet you d:D

AWW thank you!! mcr has definitely become one of my favorites (to the point where i have an entire character concept written up as "think early emo rocker. straight up mcr/green day shit"), but i definitely don't know as much as others <3

and yes hello (again)!! here's Some Stuff that i can think of off the top of my head:

i'm technically a film major!

that being said, my focus this past semester has been on theatre. i've been working in electrics with the theatre department/program at my uni! i've enjoyed it SO MUCH, too

i keep reptiles! i was supposed to be a herpetologist, but... saw won. i became a film major, now with three lizards and a snake (and a cat that i fished out of the half-sewers!)

i write sometimes! hopefully with classes finishing up, i'll have more time to write

i love reading! i've been reading the night vale books as well as a bit of vonnegut recently, but i'm about to start rereading les mis (again)! (that being said: les mis is one of my favorite books. if you've never read it,,, don't. it's terrible (affectionate) and i love it so much)

my favorite plushes i have are a stuffed dog i've had since i was one (i would've had it longer, except that this stuffed dog is a replacement for another...), my plague doctor plush (my partner has the matching nurse!!), a van gogh sunflower bear (that my cousin got for me! when she was finally able to give it to me, it was a rough time for the family, so that just doubles his importance... he was a major help <3), my purple/blue/green build a bear frog, and my plush khoshekh!!

i like horror movies! (like with the herpetology point, it was actually a horror movie that made me realize i could go into film and really opened that door for me!!) that being said, i haven't seen as many as i could...

i also like sci-fi stuff! back to the future quickly became one of my favorite movies, and my stepdad and i watch star trek and doctor who (and sometimes star wars d:P) together!!

i LOVE hats. they've apparently become My Thing™, and i've been collecting them for years now! my stepdad's helped me modify a hat to personalize it, and my mom got me a custom-fit one when i turned 18!!

i'm also a musician! i don't do it with a group/school anymore, but i still have fun playing bass sometimes <3

my younger brothers, to celebrate working on my first theatre show, got me a skeleton unicorn (to go with adam, my skull cup)

what about you? i'd love to hear about your interests, too!!

#ask #anon #srs2022

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the-scungles-of-crungles · 5 days ago

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Thinking about making poppy playtime style monster versions of irl toys I've seen around.

Like that dog with all the differ shaped buttons on him that do different stuff when pressed. You know the one that's inexplicably omnipresent. Like every time I go to the toy section of target I see one out of the corner of my eye. Who is he

I'd do the omnipresent cat piano too but it'd just be that pianosaurus thing that got revealed in the chapter 4 ARG but like. Mixed with catnap... Ok maybe I'll do that too if I feel like it

And those old puppy surprise toys. Where it was the one bigger plush (usually a dog or cat but there were variations) with a velcro pouch in its belly with a few smaller baby plushies. I've had this idea for a while tbh because the idea of this larger one that carries its little freak babies inside of it, and then they climb out to try and eat you, is pretty freaky idk

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Also maybe that fairy unicorn thing I got for christmas one time becauss I wouldn't shut up about it. I don't know where she went but I swear I still have her somewhere. A neat little animatronic if nothing else, always wondered what she looked like under the fur... I still like her, so this'd just be for personal idiot reasons, not because she'd make for an interesting monster.

I'd probably throw in that giant remote control dinosaur I used to have that my parents got rid of when I was like 11 because I was "too old" for it. He needs to get his revenge upon the world. Same with the robot dog thingie (not an I-dog) I used to have too. Istg I'm still mad at my parents for that. Now I'm getting my revenge by buying kid's toys with my own money. I'll buy a stupid toy if I want it and have the money, bitches, you can't stop me anymore-

Tangent aside! Anyone got ideas for toys I could design Bigger Bodies forms for? I'm not sure if I'll draw any of this because I have terminal "doesn't do what she said she's gonna do" disorder, but the ideas would be fun!

#poppy playtime

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burning-bubble-tea · 18 days ago

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I love stuffed animals and plush but in the general categories of the different plush things I have varying opinions.

Plush animals are the classic to me. I adore them. All animals. All plush animals. Fish, bears, birds, dogs, cats mollusks, plush animals are amazing and I adore them.

A sub category of plush animals would be like fictional creatures. So like Pokémon plush, dragons, unicorns, and other mythical creatures I for the most part like.

Now unfortunately I’m not an enjoyer of plushes of humanoid characters. Chibi humans? No thank you. Like whenever YouTubers sell plushies of their personas I’m like… no thanks. Something about it is just uncomfortable to me. Like no I don’t want a cartoonified adult man or chibi’d anime protagonist in my bed to hug. Maybe on a shelf but even then, that’s elf on a shelf shit and I don’t like that.

I have varying opinions when it comes to plushies of objects. If it’s just the object like a flower pillow or like a pokeball or like a football or of food I’m fine with that. Like they’re essentially fun pillows. Now where I vary is when eyes are put into object plushies. Sometimes it makes them really cute. Like I love Jellycats cause they just put eyes, a smile and some legs on objects. And oddly I’m more okay with like personified fruit than other foods. Like squishamals just shoving eyes and a smile on like a sushi or bubble tea is unnerving to me. Like the personification of the object has to be done well for me to like it in plush form. Slapping big eyes on it doesn’t always work. Sometimes I wish the object just had eyes like that plush line that makes plush viruses and organs. They just slap some eyes on a bacteria plush and it’s just a little guy, a little creature. But when the expression moves beyond either a no thoughts expression or a neutral smile, then I start to get no thank you.

For some reason I’m also really not a fan of a plush dressed up as another animal or thing. Like a cat in a shark costume? I’d rather have the shark and the cat separately.

I’m very picky when it comes to plush. For the most part I like getting plush of animals that have been simplified. I especially love a sea creature or a bird. When a plush starts to get too complicated that’s when I start to go mmmmm not for me.

Like I don’t need a plush to have a bunch of accessories or complicated pattern. Sometimes simple colours and simple shapes are great. I’m not a fan of a neon plush. Soft pastels for me please.

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amildartist · 8 months ago

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Drabbles of a Witch and Their Weird Baby Creature | Chapter Two

The Name Game

It was staring at you again. The small creature you found three days ago—the one you had to spell asleep to make it stop biting you—was calmer today. However, it appeared to pick up a new tactic to piss you off. Staring. Glaring. Glowering in your general direction if you so much as breathed. It...He had a smug smile on his face whenever you looked at him. The few times you'd been able to catch him not committing psychological warfare against your person, he was muted like the first time you found him. It was a lost look. Subtle, thinking; you could practically see the wheels turning in his small head. There was a hint of melancholy in those moments, but then his face would snap in your direction and, like a switch, he would put on that same insufferable front. That wasn't the only problem.

You still had no idea who or what the fuck he was.

Looking down at your compact notepad, you dug your pencil through another creature possibility. He was not a redcap. At least, you didn't think he was a redcap. He did spend the second day trying to break your kneecaps with his head which was, surprisingly, as hard as a hammer. Your eyebrow twitched remembering that. It was mortifying trying to explain why you went to work with bruised knees. From your coworker's snicker, you were pretty sure they didn't buy the 'I got a new cat and they're excitable' excuse. They certainly didn't buy it when you stopped going to work in shorts.

It also wasn't particularly fun having to run around your couch while a small creature chased you like a man possessed. Despite that small, chubby body and short limbs, he was oddly spry.

He wasn't looking at you anymore. You blinked, slowly moving your pencil away from your body. His eyes followed it. "Of course! You can run so you should be able to write." Your insight was answered by a scoff and exaggerated rolling eyes. "Shut up, goblin," you cheerfully said, springing out of your seat and standing in front of him. "Come on," you wiggle the pencil and notepad like they were a pack of catnip, "bask in my genius and do the write thing." You smile at your own pun; he blankly stared at the writing utensils. You proceeded to fan the notepad in his face. "You know I could just keep guessing on what you are but-"

The notepad was torn away from your hand. Not even the sharp sting of the papercuts diminished your shit-eating grin. He reached for the pencil with demanding fingers and roughly tore it away from you as well. You went back to your armchair while he quickly scribbled on the paper, his tongue sticking out in concentration. A few minutes of nothing but the soft scratch of the creature at work. Finally, he leaned back, patted the paper, and crossed his arms. You jumped up and quickly grabbed it. Finally! You would get answers and then you could get rid...

It just said bitch over and over and over.

You glared at him. He glared at you, his mouth twisting into a cattish smile.

"You're the bitch," you muttered under your breath. Louder, you said, "Redcap! Bluecap! Goblin! Hobgoblin! Uni-"

It had the desired impact you wanted. He quickly grabbed the notepad back and set back to work. This time, however, you stayed hovering over him, your eyes promising to continue with the list of magical creatures. You only discovered how much he hated your list today, but you were doing good work with the information. He particularly hated your unicorn guess. He started foaming at the mouth with your demon guess and then chewed through your nice couch pillows. They lay empty and fluff-less on your floor, mere shells of their comfortable plushness.

You leaned further over him, your shadow dwarfing his diminutive body. His yellow eyes peered up at you for a second before he swiftly twisted himself back into the room's lights and waved his hand at you in a shooing motion. Not going to happen, goblin. Under your oppressive presence, he finished writing.

The first thing you see—that wasn't another tango line of 'bitch' and a crude drawing of yourself—was Adam. Off to the side was a lopsided drawing of a figure with horns, a mask, and a halo. "Your name is Adam then?" He nodded with a puffed-out chest. Tapping rapidly with his pencil, he drew a dark arrow to the drawing. "Ah, so that's you." He grinned widely in response and you couldn't help but grimace. "It's, uh, nice." It looked like it was melting. Before you can ask what he was, he tapped at a lower part of the paper at a series of words you hadn't noticed.

You froze.

Angel. First Man. Dickmaster. I fucking rock.

"What the fuck?"

He was an angel? Adam? The Adam from the Bible? You took in a deep calming breath. "Okay," you started, pointing your index finger in his face, "I'm not calling you Dickmaster." The narrowing yellow eyes were your only warning before he bit.

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