#hyde kinda deserved it

[tacharie]

Thoughts for The Montkraken Episode

so, I just finished the chapter and… wow I have a lot to say. I took screen shots for every part I wanted to talk about and I think this rant will be SUPERRRR long so bear with me. Tumblr won’t let me add screenshots so when I have better service I’ll edit the post to add them. These paragraphs are theories and side notes that I wrote after reading a certain section so you’re gonna see my thought process throughout the story. As always, spoilers ahead so I recommend skipping this if you haven’t read it already.

Alright so I was once a hater of this ship BUT… the Shobaru shippers may have a point in this guys 😭. LIKE.. I HAVE THE SCREENSHOT OF SUBARU BLUSHING UHHH. That is not a heterosexual stare feller 🤨…

AHHHHHHH THE FROSTHEIM DUO ARE BACKKKKK!!! I missed them so so much they’re so silly and deserve the best. Honestly the only two I trust in this school cause I CANT. I literally suspect anyone but them, but Imma be so disappointed if either of them are hiding something. I’ll be sad, but like I’ll help 🙄. I was actually so sad when the MC mentioned being the reason they could be in danger like GIRLLLLL DONT SAY THAT PLEASEEEEE. ITS LIKE THE ANGST WITH ADEUCE AND YUU LIKE STAWPOPP. Also when the Vagastorm kids were like “aw yeah Mido wouldn’t lie like that” it makes me happy that people can at least trust him enough to be honest and idk I found that kinda sweet :3. We’re also getting a bit of a timeline, like the One-Eyed Sleeping Beauty Murder being BEFORE the clash (sorry if this was already mentioned I don’t really remember stuff from the past chapters) which could’ve been a trigger.

Also, I feel like they’re trying to tell us that Jiro is Zenji’s brother because when he had that little laugh about the MC being scared of bodies, he said too. When you click the “too?” option, he just says that he isn’t the one afraid. It’s not Yuri as well cause he’s literally a doctor that is in the same room when autopsies are in session. Whatever the case, I assume he was referencing to Zenji, though it being a blurry memory. Little theory tho.

OK SO THIS IS JUST SO FUNNY TO ME. In Chapter 9’s title it says, “Girl Learns Shocking Truth About Monster”. I like to think the shocking truth was the fact he didn’t shower for 3 days 😭. CAUSE THATS THE PART SHE SOUNDS MOST SHOCKED. Idk that part was silly to me. THEY’RE OUTFITS FOR THEIR DORM IS SOOOOOO PRETTY. They ate I fear, a bit more than the other dorms. Also side note, they dropped A LOT of info with just how they word things. For example, Yuri saying “Jiro, you are well aware that I will not be associated with those germs AGAIN.” Soooo Yuri was in Frostheim? I don’t doubt it bc there’s another line that says “I’d rather not recall how bitterly cold that place is” which can MEAN TWO THINGS. I’m super sure that they’re implying that yeah, he was, but then something happened blah blah blah.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH HYDE AND DANTE??? Like ok bitches, spill your shot to us too don’t be shy. So, confirmed by them, Dante and Hyde used to go to school in Darkwick (which I assume the rest of the teachers are too). That explains their back and forth. WHAT REALLY CAUGHT MY EYE WERE THESE LINES.

Hyde: “…You really are a softie, Dan-Dan.” (Haha Dan- Dan)

Dante: “It would seem that way to someone as cold as you.” (???) “…There are lines that shouldn’t be crossed, Hyde.”

Hyde: “…I’ll keep that in mind.”

WHATTTTT. WHAT ARE THE LINES. GO IN DETAIL ARGHHHHH. This gives us more info on the character individually too. Dante describes Hyde as cold… DANTE. So, it was obvious that this whole happy go lucky attitude was fake, but I expected to be more like Haru’s kind of attitude not like that yk?? now I know how much of a cash grab this game is, but I really hope they aren’t going to stretch the story out too long to the point where you have to P2W cause I haven’t paid a cent and I don’t plan to. I still want to learn more about them and stuff so :(. On the topic of Dante, there was a small flashback where I missed a word in the sentence that Dante said while talking with Alan. “I’m the man you supposedly killed.” Supposedly?? Now, I didn’t my catch this in my first run, but now it’s like wdym supposedly?? Shouldn’t you know? This is giving hella Jiro vibes and honestly, I’m getting sick and tired of these characters having a bad memory.

SPEAKING OF JIRO- he seems to have problems remembering things and they come back to him in the very weird moments (honestly a kin moment). I would like the think that he’s just suffering from the damages he had to go through from the clash. His relationship with Yuri is so… sad to me. Yuri seems to doubt him a little bit and I feel like he sees him as just a specimen, not much of a friend. Meanwhile, Jiro smiles a lot to Yuri and listens to him like a master, like that’s what he’s supposed to do. NOT AGAINST HIS OWN WILL DONT GET ME WRONG. He’s just so neutral about it it makes me a bit like awwww :(. They’re cute tho idrc.

Ok moving on to Haku and Tohma. (Ok at this point I’m getting nervous cause why are we seeing so many characters now. That’s probably just a coincidence). OK THESE TWO HAVE GOT IT GOING. Like there’s tension when you get their chat in the campus but this is like woahhhh… Also I don’t like how Tohma says “our wheelhouse? I see..” it makes me think he’s like implying “so you think you’re a part of them now?” IDK THATS JUST MY LITTLE STRETCH. Also poor Zenji, he’s like “aw yeah I died in vain lol” LIKE OUCH.

Nicholas. I DO NOT LIKE HIM. I REPEAT. I DO NOT LIKE HIM FOR A MINUTE OF A SECOND. The only staff I like are the cats, the grocer guy, and MAYBE Dante. LIKE HES SO… NORMAL?? LIKE THERE’S SOMETHING WEIRD GOING ON IK THERE IS. When MC says “I can’t believe Professor Nicolas would do something like that” I DO 😡🙋‍♀️. I am in full support of Yuri finding crimes against this guy.

Also, little other side note, I just realized that Yuri and Jiro have matching earring in opposite ears. It’s so cute.

Ok I might have to go back to the beginning and see what the “goat like anomaly” Jiro is talking about when he mentions the prophecy, cause I said “… the chancellor is a goat??” BUT ANYWAYS. Speaking of the prophecy, I’ll jot it down.

“The whisper of the new moon shall lead the champion to the academy on the solitary island. So long as the champion resides there, the world shall be sheltered from profound tragedy.”

Stating the obvious here, but this is most likely referencing to the last cutscenes we get when we choose our characters. I’ve checked the cutscenes again and there’s no visible moon, meaning it could correlate to the “new moon��� portion. (Search up new moon to see what I mean). Assuming Solitary island means death, that would also help with the theory. So, whoever we chose in the beginning might just be the person who won the Laurel Crown.Honestly, this is just a silly little Drabble for a theory and VERY vague. Maybe the champion resides in the events of the past that we still don’t know about but this kinda helps?? Idk I’m just putting what I think at the moment. I’ll probably reread the game so I can get a better timeline. Also, Yuri’s rant about demon particles… doesn’t exactly sit right with me. Were they chosen to be resilient or was it just a birth thing?? Idk but I feel like a lot is missing from his theory. I mean, we’re using human logic to a supernatural cause so I don’t think pacts acting as allergies would work. If they’re not chosen, could it be that the ghouls can make pacts with more than one demon? I wanna see what happens if that was the case. Please comment if I missed something 😭.

Ok Towa appeared. (Why are we seeing so many characters I don’t like this) and we went back to that tree… WHAT IS THAT TREE?? And what the hell do you mean the fruit grew? What is that fruit supposed to be? An anomaly going to birth?? Is it supposed to represent the houses?? Motivation?? It seems so weird to me cause we just got introduced to that tree last episode. Sighs.

OK REN AND RITSU. WHAT IS GOING ON. I GUESS SINCE THIS IS THE LADT CHAPTER FOR INTRODUCING CHARACTERS BUT LIKE … STOP. I feel like something is going to happen with the MC pls 😭. Anyway, those two talking about ramen is so cute please don’t ever change you virgin and lizard looking freak 🫶( with love of course). GROCER GUYYYYYYY. YIPPEE :3!! I love that the cat is the owner and not the human lmao.

Also I will always be a MC defender cause she is so relatable. “Why are hospitals so creepy at night?” GIRL IKKKKKK. Idc what y’all say, the fact that she’s normal is keeping me sane from these freaky deaky events. ILOVE NORMAL CHARACTERS! LIKE MATSUDA FROM DEATH NOTE OR THAT ONE GUY FROM MASHELE. Anyways, I love her little comments and everything she’s so silly. Idrc if she doesn’t have much of a backbone cause honestly, she’s surrounded by danger so the best she should do is listen to the people that are constantly surrounded by it.

ALSO NEW THING. (Well idk if it’s new but yeah).

mention of a Dionysia Breakout. <—— Idk what that is, but it sounds like a little more. I love little details and slip ups thanks characters <3!!

HA! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! I WIN NICOLAS 😈!!! YOU DO HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE. AND I WILL FIND IT TRUST YOU WILL BE DELT WITH. I WILL KNOW THE PRIOR PAST >:(!! Also, Moby is being soooo annoying tbh. More character descriptions to add: competitive as a teacher. NO ONE WILL MAKE YOU HATE YOU JIRO ‼️‼️‼️ HES SO SWEET He literally asks if we’re scared and says we can hang back awwww. Though he doesn’t understand much, he can use logic and he can at least understand how we feel. It’s a nice sentiment :)!

I can’t take the transformation seriously I’m sorry. I’m still impressed by Yuri’s deductive skills and the transformation just sounded like he was constipated.

THE WHOLE BATTLE SCENE WAS EPIC!! MC HESITATING BECAUSE OF LEOS WORDS BUT STILL PUSHING FORWARD. YURI GETTING FLUSTERED. JIRO SMILING AND TRUSTING YURI’S ORDERS. THE FUNNY EXCHANGE ABOUT MUSCLE WHEN THEY WERE CARRYING THE POD. Those annoying ass pussy sticks we call Darkwick students 😡. JIRO LOOKING BADASS AFTER THE SHOT. URGHHHH I LOVE THIS CHAPTER.

HARU AND PEEKABOOOOO!! AHHHHH IM SO HAPPY I SEE THEM AGAIN!! I’m so glad he’s going to Hyde too cause I’m not ready. Also… the mermaid thing is so weird. For the Montkraken Mermaid, they seem to refer to it as “it” or “that mermaid”, but when they speak of the second mermaid, they use personal pronouns like “he /him”. Haru’s expression as well when he heard someone was abusing mermaid flesh… it’s a new one with a little crease under his eye. It’s such a sad face like, did he know this mermaid personally or was this fear?? Either way, I wanna meet him cause the other one was so pretty.

…You guys know the “I see who you are… you are my enemy” sound that’s on TikTok or reels or wtv? YEAH THATS SONG WAS PLAYING IN MY HEAD WHEN HYDE SAID WE HAD TO DO A SPEECH. HYDE IM IN YOUR WALLS. URGHHHH I HATE HIMMMMM. Call to action my ass IK either Taiga or Leo are gonna get their asses out of the door after the speech. OR BOTH. I’m starting to tweak.

NOOOOO THE SPEECH IS THE NEXT CHAPTER?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I feel so bad for Zenji… like I’m so deadass. Dude he sounds so sad about how he’s dead it’s so.. URGHHHH. ALSO I CALLED IT. THEY ARE BROTHERS. AHAHHAHA!! Well it was kinda obvious cause everyone thought it too but WOMP WOMP. Also I love his real name, Taro Kirisaki. It’s pretty :)!! But these lines killed me

“and though I have taken my final blow, my brotherly heart can’t help but worry for my kin. … Not that he has any idea I’m still around.” YEOUCH?? I DIDNT COME TO CRY BRO…

I’m tweaking out because of this speech bro. I’m gonna choose the corniest stuff and hope for the best. “I feel bad please stop for me 🥺” headass.

Taiga is officially my enemy as well. I called that shit about him leaving URGH. WHAT A FLIBBERTYJIBBET!! His outfit eats tho so it balances out. LIKE DAMNNNN. HE LOOKS SO GOOD.

DOUBLE?? TRIPLE??? QUINTUPLE???? HELL I MIGHT BECOME A GHOUL TO GET THAT MONEY GOLLY 😍😍😍!! CAUSE IN THIS ECONOMY??Also thanks Jin you a real one twin. Bouta split this cash with my wife and I’ll send you a wedding invite.

EDWARD. ED PLEASE. STOP PUTTING ME IN THE SPOTLIGHT… well it’s out now so woopy!! I really wonder what the others have to say about that cause they just gave really vague surprised reactions. Well, Ritsu documented it. I love that little guy please don’t ever change you silly.

NUMBER ONE CORNELIUS HATER IDC. Unless I know your intentions I DONT CAREEEEE. YOU ARE AN OPP IT IS ON SIGHT WITH YOU. SAME WITH YOU NICOLAS!! “I didn’t know whether to tell you or not I’m sowwy 🥺” CHUPA MI PITO HOE 😡.

… you’re telling me I didn’t have to do that awful speech because DANTE AGREED?? IM DONE. IM WHOOPING EVERYONE IN THE ROOM AND AURING THE PLACE OUT. FIRST ONES OUT ARE HYDE FOR NOT TELLING ME, NICOLAS, AND CORNELIUS. ARGHHHHHHH. Also, dude, who is that Janitor guy like seriously.

ROMEO??? AND HYDE???? WHAT IS THIS ABOUT BUTTERCUP?? Wdym worked for him?? What is going on… SPECIAL MISSION??? SHO??? OH NAW. I CANT TRUST NOBODY ANYMORE 😭

Towa crying :(. What does the fruit shrinking have to do with it now?? I’m so confused.

ALRIGHT IF YOU MADE IT TO THE END WOW YOU HAVE DEDICATION. Yeah this is my personal yap session to this chapter and it’s so URGH. I’m so excited to see the next chapter and I hope we get to see more and more. Now with the Gala in place, we can finally start WORKING. Based on the timeline, we have about … 8 months left?? So hopefully, for MC’s sake, she gets cured. BYE BYE UNTIL NEXT EPISODE!!

[misseviehyde]

BETTER ME, THAN YOU

"Well I can't believe you tracked me down. It's been such a long time since we last spoke. Please sit down and enjoy the drink my butler prepared.

Ohhh, it's too bad you got so sick just before we were ready to test the Elixir. I know it was your dream to try it - but we couldn't afford to let the delicate solution deteriorate whilst we waited for you to recover. I simply had no choice but to try it myself.

Now, I unfortunately have to have a regular supply of the Elixir in order to maintain my new body and there's just not enough for both of us I'm afraid. I already hid all of the equipment and destroyed all the remaining notes along with your grandfathers journal before leaving town. It would take you decades to piece together even the smallest bit of our research, you really are wasting your time.

Look - it isn't just a simple matter of maintaining my physical form. Everyone thinks my male alter-ego is dead and I moved to this town for good reason. I have no intention of ever turning back into that loser.

Since arriving here I've insinuated myself into the richest family in town. I read about their young daughter being kidnapped all those years ago, and knew that if I turned up and pretended to be her after all these years, I could easily replace her. I am Olivia Hyde now .

Frankly - Mrs Hyde was desperarate to believe I was her long lost daughter and any irregularities in the way I behave and act have been overlooked due to my trauma. I of course have no memory of my kidnapping all those years ago.

Awww you think I'm a bad person for impersonating a dead girl? She's probably long gone and these fools would never have found her. Better that I should have all the money and power that would have been hers. Better that it is in my hands and I be the spoiled rich girl I always should have been.

My troubled past gave me an excuse for knowing so little about makeup, hair, girls clothing. But I was a fast learner and with an unlimited supply of money I quickly spoiled myself rotten. I know it all now loser. I know how to dress like a tease and make boys do what I want. I know how to bully and manipulate people. They all think I'm so innocent but I'm the biggest bitch you'll ever meet.

That's right - I'm a spoiled evil slut just like I deserve to be. Assuming Olivia's identity is hardly the worst thing I've done. I'm a bad bad girl and bad things happen to people who get in my way.

Don't you get it simp? The Elixir made me into a fucking Goddess and the more I drink, the more perfect it makes me every day. I'm smarter, stronger and more powerful than any human deserves to be.

So what if the Elixir numbs some emotions? Who needs pity and remorse when you have a tight pussy and can suck big cock when you want? Who needs love when you can have power, money and sex.

You have no idea how good my body feels loser. Soft perfect skin, firm boobs, silky hair. I love how ultra-feminine I am. I love that I can manipulate and control anyone.

The truth is - I wanted this power all those years ago, so I took it from you. I put laxatives in your food - I ensured that it would be me to drink the Elixir not you. I remember how hard I jerked my cock thinking of taking the power from you.

But if I thought jerking off felt good - I never orgasmed so hard as that first time I transformed and became Olivia. As I felt my nails lengthen and my face change I knew that I was finally becoming the person I always should have been. As I grabbed my ass and felt my tits swell up - I knew I would do ANYTHING to keep this body.

Ohhh whoops - did you drop your drink? Are you feeling okay? You look kinda woozy.

Shhhhhh. Don't fight it.

Did you really think I'd just let you waltz in here and take all this away from me. Haha - didn't you learn anything all those years ago.

I spiked your drink again - only this time it isn't laxatives. It's just a little something to help you sleep.

Shhhhhh it will all be over soon. I'll go on living this deliciously evil life and you'll finally be at peace.

You could have had all this - but now it's mine to enjoy. I won't even think of you at all after today - but it will be satisying to know that chapter of my life is over.

Yessss, close your eyes and just... sleep.

Don't feel cheated. Before you go, you just have to accept this was always my destiny.

Better me than you...

[brenalerie]

thinking about eric & jackie..

i can kinda see them getting together later on, more like late 20's or early 30's, after maturing and living life some more. like jackie is no longer a shallow teenage girl, and eric is no longer a nerdy teenage boy. they would have the ability to learn more about each other.

however.. i hate how jackie was sort of passed around the gang. i don't understand (like most viewers) why they had her end up w fez in the finale. he was not the perfect guy for her in any way. (is eric? also no). i think i would honestly dislike it if eric and jackie eventually got together as that would mean that jackie would have dated every man in the basement. jackie deserves better than that.

i just hope jackie was able to get out of point place and live her life. (with whoever it may be, like hyde for example)

seriously, point place, like a lot of small towns (especially way back in the day) were hard to live in. everybody knew the same people. i think jackie (and mostly everybody else) would flourish somewhere that is not point place.

[brainrotgoverner]

Now I'm asking you! hehe

Top 5 fav storm hawks characters? (BUT you can't use Dark Ace >:3 )

Dammit now I need to create more gifs XD

1-Ravess

Since Dark Ace is not allowed, Ravess is taking his place as top dog XD The reasons why I love Dark Ace is mirrored in her; Unredeemable asshole (I mean you can say she loves her brother so so much and try to go from there but c'mon, I support woman's wrongs) Another interesting thing about her is despite her perfectionism, she is the least loyal commander and has the least amount of trust/respect in Cyclonis (she is always the first to question/disagree with her), she is cocky enough to mimic playing the violin in the middle of battle, has a talon that only ever plays her theme music, so so so much potential, what else do you want from a woman XD

2- Aerrow

I am a sucker for the classic goody two shoes chosen teen hero trope, what can I say <3 he is determined, a good leader, and a great peacemaker. I like the way he obsesses with the mission given to him to the point he is ready to erase all parts of himself that isn't useful to being a sky knight.

3- Radarr

I adore him <3 he is adorable <3 <3 <3 He is cocky and brave yet you can see his prey animal instincts kick-in when he is in danger. Also his forbidden romance with the hen is hilarious XD

4- Hamish

My beloved dummy, a fanfic isn't complete if I don't mention him doing good with his life at least once <3 <3 <3 I am READY to throw hands with Mr. Moss, they don't deserve him XD

5- Harrier

It's more of a 'love to hate him' kinda relationship XD he is interesting to me, but in a, 'Dark Ace should redo his eyeliner in the reflection of Harrier's chest plate while talons hold him down' kind of way <3

Honorable mentions;

-Hen

-That one talon who plays the violin for Ravess

-That green haired talon who always twirls his mustache

-Commander chicken feathers

- The Blood Hyde Trackbeasts from the Escape! Episode

[blueb-eri]

these Leander thoughts and such have been rotting in my drafts since his bday. they were supposed to be a bday post but for some reason i decided not to post them???

well anyway- better late than never ig

• at first i thought he had a lil streak of white in his hair bc of the lighting which lead me to think he was gonna be a dilf

• Mc noted that he has dark circles under his eyes which obviously means he doesn’t sleep much and since his “monster” form is just him but he has glowing eyes it makes me think that he might have a Jekyll and Hyde situation goin on

• he totally did that whole pulling his glove off with his teeth ON PURPOSE TO MAKE MC FLUSTERED

• wasn’t a huge believer in “the bloodhounds are a cult” until i was researching the origin of “as above so below” because turns out that that phrase is commonly used in association with cults… sooooo i was very wrong and they are totally a cult

• ^ continuing with this- i think the Bloodhounds mostly target the Senobium seeing as “as above so below” means “if things are a certain way in heaven then so shall they be down on earth” in a religious baphomet-worshipping way so it would make sense it the Bloodhounds thinking is the same except heaven represents the Senobium and earth represents Lowtown.

• speaking of baphomet, baphomet apparently represents balance soo… smthn smthn Leander committing atrocities smthn smthn “making up” for them by helping those in Lowtown smthn smthn

•idk if any of that is new information but just thought i’d share just in case

nsfw stuff:

• Leander being the most pathetic man during sex- i’m talking begging to be tied up (obviously), begging to be called the nastiest names, desperately grinding against your boot while looking up at you his eyelashes, begging to be touched- the goes on and on

• average/ a tiny bit above average but thick and veiny as FUCK

• loves overstimulation. loves being overstimulated and also loves doing the overstimulation

•size kink

•P E G G I N G

okay my brain is like leaking out of my ear so i’m finished with this

expect more of this kinda stuff bc i need them all and there’s too many thoughts swimming around in my brain that the public deserve to know

[spooky-something]

What allegories (alcoholism, classism, social pressure/repression etc) do you prefer reading into The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde and what are your personal headcanons?

MAJOR SPOILERS TO ANYONE WHO HAS YET TO READ THE NOVELLA (Even though it's old as hell 💀💔)

When reading it, initially, definitely got a LOT of strong allegories for drug/substance use/abuse, which was definitely something fascinating, as we've seen it happen around us a lot of our life, and based on what we know, it really did fit a lot on how Jekyll acted during the story

However, the take of it being about things such as being transgender/homosexual, or social norms, or even the stigma on how neurotypical allistic people perceive neurodivergent (this is including everything besides ADHD, too, as I think people tend to forget any mental illness is part of neurodivergence, and not just ADHD) autistic people as "bad" or "savage" or all of these ableist stereotypes is a fascinating take we adore too, as it resonates with us a lot harder than substance use and addiction

Yet, I do truly believe the strongest and most accurate of the themes in the novella are in fact the ones referencing the aforementioned substance use/addiction/abuse, solely for the fact that Jekyll is able to recognize that this would be something he can control (unlike the other things we've mentioned) had he not began this, and that this thing he'd placed upon himself had actually caused severe damaged to all around him (not to mention himself)

Yet, since it snow balled so far that he has, essentially lost all control, it results, in the end, with him commiting suicide via overdose in hopes of preventing more damage (this could also be seen as him desperately needing a high that he ends up killing himself, although, that would be far different from what the text actually says)

To us, it just makes more sense this is the message than the other ones, though they're all fascinating takes

As for headcanons, I personally headcanon Jekyll as Aroace spec and gay, Hyde as Aroace entirely, Utterson as gay, and Lanyon and Poole as either either token straights or bisexuals

Honestly, kinda forgot the rest of the cast 💀

One thing that we don't really consider a headcanon, since it's not the message of the text at all, though something we just like, because it gives us comfort and a fraction of representation we don't have, is that Jekyll/Hyde are part of an OSDD-1B sys, and that the drug never really did anything, besides trigger out Hyde (and allow alternation of his body), who'd been there the entire time, and Jekyll just had no idea, because he had no memory of any sort of vivid trauma (courtesy of Hyde)

Also like to think Hyde isn't evil, because let's be honest... And old man and a young girl??? Those are like... The two most annoying types of people to deal with... Probably deserved it, dude /sat

I'd stamp them near or to death, too, dude... /J

But, yeah, would never truly say that they ARE an OSDD-1B system, since it's just not canon, but in my personal AU or whatever you wanna call it, they're a good representation system

Oh, also, Hyde is definitely a cry baby, that dude cries himself to sleep after losing anything ever, or dealing with the slightest insult, dude has a GLASS ego...

Some could even say that of a scientist's... /J /ref

[doctor-caparty]

You know, I’m all caught up on T9S now and I have major mixed feelings about part 3. I loved all the callbacks to T7S and I thought this part was actually funnier than the other two BUT I was perfectly content conveniently forgetting that they made Jay Jackie’s kid and I’m so mad that they brought Betsy in to remind us of that. I’m also pretty pissed off that they made Betsy a Laurie 2.0, there is NO WAY Brooke “Genius” Rockwell would ever raise her daughter in a way that she would behave that way. And yes that’s a slight jab at Kitty and Red (they were just too lean on her). I’m also kinda miffed they ignored that Midge left Bob and they hadn’t been together for 20 years? There were plenty of openings to make up a story about where she was or to say that she passed like Tanya Roberts, with the whole attic thing and Bob getting lost in the past and then Donna being torn between going to California with Eric like hello we have no reason to believe Midge ever left California after the show ended, why was that all ignored? Speaking of ignored, Betsy saying “except for those three weird years in the middle” in response to Jay saying his parents are still together was another piss off. And here I am wishing the original cast wasn’t a bunch of dickwads and we could have more cameos, there were so many good windups to some and because the cast are literal criminals and demons we couldn’t have any of that! But I am glad they brought Gwen’s dad in person, I was getting upset with the headcanons that she was Hyde’s daughter. Anyway, I guess there wasn’t much zenmasters in this post but I love them and they deserve justice.

[a-whispering-echo]

Dust playlist

because hes on my mind 24/7

Drugs, smoke and self-deprecation and 'lmao im psycho' kinda music

(he also has 'catholic-guilt' vibes to me, so...)

Teddy Hyde - Sex With A Ghost

twenty one pilots - Ride

twenty one pilots - The Judge

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive

Melanie Martinez - Mad Hatter

Lotta True Crime - Penelope Scott 

Lady Gaga - Bloody Mary

alt-J (∆) Breezeblocks

Ke$ha - Blow

Gang Of Youths - Achilles, Come Down

Rihanna - Disturbia - (Disturbia/Radioactive Mashup)

Entomologists - GHOST ( &lt;;3 really this one fits him REALLY well!)

Penelope scott- Dead girls

Bebe Rexha - I'm Gonna Show You Crazy

Queen - Another One Bites The Dust (yes, really. Its not just here for the pun lmao) - Cover my Meltberry is great too!

Queen - Another One Bites The Dust

Sub Urban & Bella Poarch- INFERNO

Smoke and Mirrors - Cover by Lollia - (orig by - LittleJayneyCakes)

Ava Max -Sweet but Psycho

mia rodriguez - Psycho

Halsey - Gasoline

Bo Burnham - That Funny Feeling

Halsey - Control

Arctic Monkeys - Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?

Mother Mother - Hayloft II 

Oh Klahoma - Jack Stauber

Gorillaz - Rhinestone Eyes

Hozier - Take Me To Church

Problems- Mother Mother

The Front Bottoms - Be Nice To Me

The Crane Wives - Pretty Little Things 

Ghost - Mary On A Cross

Penelope Scott - Sweet Hibiscus Tea

Give Heart Records-Ashes

The Front Bottoms - Twin Size Mattress (btw band au go brrr hehe)

Look Who's Inside Again by Bo Burnham - but special hehe (right, look; imagine ' the kid in the bedroom' is him in the genocide loops, 'he do anything to get out of them' but then the loops stop, and hes left all alone, and the beat drop is him realising 'thats it. Its over, im alone, and I'm never getting out.'

Lincoln - Saint Bernard

Billie Eilish - Bellyache

oh ana x jumpsuit | mother mother & twenty one pilots - clem turner

You're An Awful Person - R.I.P

K.Flay - High Enough

Queen - I'm Going Slightly Mad

melanie martinez -Milk and Cookies

Lovely - twenty one pilots 

twenty one pilots: Car Radio 

twenty one pilots- Kitchen Sink

Breaking Benjamin - I Will Not Bow

NEW DIVIDE - Linkin Park

twenty one pilots - Nico And The Niners 

twenty one pilots - Message Man

The Things I Deserve - GHOST

Alec Benjamin - Mind Is A Prison

KikuoHana - O Light

Apocalyptica feat. Brent Smith - Not Strong Enough

The Pixies - Where is my mind

Lil Soda Boi - "plug me in" 

Penelope Scott - Soap

AJR - Karma

Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz

Stella Jang - Villain

Killer In The Mirror - Set it Off

I Don't Give A... - MISSIO

Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance

Daughtry - Traitor

Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance

I'm Still Standing - Elton John

Glass Animals - Toes ( All I ever want, is just a little love - hehe, not just for that line, but yk)

Panic! At The Disco - Crazy = Genius 

iNSaNiTY- VocaCircus

Fish in a Birdcage - Fish in a Birdcage

syudou - Hebereke Junkie

Apocalyptica feat. Brent Smith - Not Strong Enough

ピノキオピー - 神っ (God-ish)

Call Boy - Miyashita Yuu but specifically THIS version

(I have translated english lyrics for the last two, so thats fun!)

ENHYPEN - 'Drunk-Dazed' (im gonna animates Something with this eventually)

[spiritually-a-blorb]

I LOVE MONSTER HIGHHHHHH AHHHHHH

so here are some headcannons/movie ideas beacuse we deserve movies like the originals

- If Elizabat had died, Draculara would have actually been the Vampire Queen

- On that note, I think the Vampire's Heart picks two candidates, and whoever is best suited for ruling will be the one the Heart chooses to follow, so if one dies, the Heart just follows to the other person

- In a stipulation included in the contract Clawdeen signed, the one chosen in the competition would inherit Monatella Ghostier's company and fortune if she were to die, making it more believable that she was "passing on" her company.

- Clawdeen now owns a fashion company, long story short, and she collabs with Jinafire and Skelita to help make fashion designs for the company. Everything else is taken care of until Clawdeen is of age

- Lagoona runs a swim team that tries to unite saltwater and freshwater monsters, along with Gil. She also helps monsters get over their fears.

- Ghoulia runs a quiz bowl and mathlete team! Her and Frankie are some of the star members, along with Jackson Hyde and Heath!

- Speaking of Heath, I feel like he gets surprisingly good grades, and knows a lot of random facts

- Frankie plays volleyball! She's pretty good at it, actually. one of her main reasons was she wants to improve her strength in limbs, since Frankenstein's are typically really strong monsters. Plus, she wants to get stronger so her limbs don't keep flying off whenever she falls. The fearleading team is good for some of that, but volleyball gives her stamina and concentration, since her limbs are more prone to flying off when she's tired.

- Abby loves making traditional food for her friends, along with ice cream and desserts. She specializes in colder dishes, like cold soup and other things served cold, but she's good at everything, really.

- She knows exactly what temperature the food is when she touches it, and it works with any object, really.

- Cleo offers to show the girls around Egypt and the Pyramids, and they learn that Cleo caught the attention of the next Pharaoh, and he funds a lot of her shopping. She dosen't know how to feel, since she loves Deuce, but she also feels obligated to the Pharaoh.

- If this was a movie, the lesson would be about toxic couples, and how Cleo goes back to Deuce because she shouldn't be obligated to date the Pharaoh because he buys her stuff. It also features Deuce not feeling good enough against the Pharaoh, and Cleo showing that she loves him for him, not what he provides.

- It would be kinda similar to Boo York, but since it already happened, he would be grappling with an issue that's already been "resolved". It would show that some issues take time to heal, and even then, they might not fully heal.

- All of the girls would've slayed at Just Dance and we should've gotten an episode or movie about friendly competition to teach kids to be good sports.

- The movie would focus on a schoolwide competition, and show different ways to be kind to your opponent and the people being unkind, how to spot it, and how to stop it. They showed that a little in the rollerblading movie, but I think it would be good to focus on it more

- Frankie being non-binary in the reboot is actually really cool, and that is now canon thank you. It would be a good lesson on how people can struggle with dysphoria and would just be really cool to focus on that on a movie, like how she discovered it, her friends being supportive, the whole coming out experience.

MOVING ON FROM POTENTIAL MOVIES BEACUSE I TORTURE MYSELF WITH POSSBILITES AND I CANNOT DO IT ANYMORE

- Spectra grows up to be the new principal of the ghost school. She brings good quality education to the school, and causes major reform in ghost society and how they view other monsters.

- Abby always has candy in her purse for her ghoulfriends

- whenever the girls go out to eat, they always pick a place with vegetarian options for Draculaura

- Clawdeen almost got expelled for fighting students when she was younger. They insulted her friends and family and she went nuts. To this day students are scared of her. But she's a lot calmer now, and prefers to solve her problems with words. Get her mad enough though, and she will start swinging.

- Draculaura is a pacifist!

- Ghoulia has little plants growing on her body. She's a reanimated corpse, so her body is stuck in a rotting phase, it just dosen't rot anymore. It rots slowly until she's barely skin on bones, and then she fades into the dirt and decomposes. (That's how zombies die.) Anyways! she's just rotted enough to support moss/fungus life, and she loves her plant children

IV'E GOTTA STOP THIS IS TOO LONG✋️

[thewickedbohemian]

Dream Animated Movie Musical Tournament Seed Round Group E

For information on this tournament as well as the seed poll for group A go here

Why these musicals should be animated movies (in my opinion)

Jekyll & Hyde: it's a classic story, its gothic nature would make for a very cool "dark animated movie musical" a la The Hunchback Of Notre Dame and it'd be a lot easier on the actor playing both leads if they didn't have to play them both physically in the movie too

She Loves Me: another one where the musical might be wholesome and old-fashioned enough that I feel like it'd work better as a cartoon especially given there's been at least one live-action movie with its sort of premise that's more famous than the musical

Assassins: given the structure of the show animation (and the stylistic opportunities it presents for things that'd break the budget or be impossible in live-action) might be the only way to give a movie something that wouldn't just be solved by a pro shot, plus there's recent events for both sides (aka not just the one you're thinking of) that might make an Assassins movie any time in the semi-near future feel "too soon" without the distance it being adult-animation-but-not-in-the-juvenile-way could add

The Book Of Mormon: it makes so many freaking Disney allusions it seems only natural it should get a movie in a similar style (imagine how insane that could make "Spooky Mormon Hell Dream" look) and that could also add room to add some somehow-visually-represented-narrative-bias on behalf of the elders (that gets removed as they have stuff in common with the villagers) or something to account for some of the inaccuracies in the depictions of Uganda that can't just be accounted for by "it's a musical, shut up"

The School Of Rock: not only is this one of the many distance-the-movie-musical-from-the-movie things (don't blame me, blame whoever decides to keep making musicals from movies) but the movie's old enough it could use a fresh coat of paint and with the added young-people-friendliness of it being animated this could be a bona fide phenomenon among a certain crowd of young people (it's just who the hell do you get to voice Dewey that could fill the shoes of both Jack Black and Alex Brightman)

We Will Rock You: (what do you know, back to back "power of rock and roll" musicals) it'd have enough popularity to deserve a movie despite the obscurity of its story due to being a YA dystopian jukebox musical built around Queen songs but why it should be animated is the world it builds might be a little too technically intensive for live-action

Grease: classic musical (even if it might not be as family-friendly as you remember) but A. many people have kinda thought in hindsight some of the cast of the original movie were not as great a singer as the movie wants you to think they are and B. the movie leaves a lot about the musical on the proverbial cutting room floor and a new take could be a little more faithful

[ohtobeleah]

Does Mickey finally take Hyde on a real date?

Oh for sure, when you finally let him back in. It’s a simple date by the water, fish and chips with a few beers. Mickey plans it all out and little Logan comes with because where else would Logan be if not with you and Mickey.

I feel like you would still have a little bit of a guard up. The two times you’d been burned left scars in your heart—but Mickey was trying.

“We don’t have to rush into anything here.” You say all the while watching little Logan try to eat the sand that Mickey is desperately trying to get out of his hands. “I’m okay just being friends if you aren’t ready or need time to heal.” It was coming up on Logan’s first birthday soon which meant it was coming up the the one year anniversary of Mickeys wife’s passing.

“I never thought I’d move on—“ Mickey explained as he let Logan sit in his lap. “It’s hard to explain because sometimes it feels like it’s far too soon, but other times all I can think about is you and wanting more with you and—I don’t know if that makes me a bad person for moving on so quickly but she’s gone you know?” You know what Mickey means. “She’s gone and she’s not coming back.”

“I don’t think that you love her any less for moving on Mickey.” You tried to comfort him the way you would have wanted to be if you were in his position.

“I like you, I really do.” It changed from love to like and like to love periodically. “I just think you deserve someone who isn’t so confused.” This was feeling more and more like a breakup than a date.

“What are you confused about?” You asked softly and without any malice as you broke of some battered fish for Logan, who took it happily from you with a smile. “I’m serious, because if you’re confused about if an appropriate amount of time has passed before you can love again, that’s just something you’ve capped yourself with.” Mickey just sat and listened as the spoke, he wasn’t about to argue either because you made sense. “Times an artificial construct and no-one gets to dictate when you get to experience love.”

Again Mickey didn’t interrupt as you grabbed some fish for yourself. But in that very moment he was wondering if his wife would have liked you—he decided she would have. You cared more about the people around you than you cared about yourself.

“And I’m not even just saying this because I think you’re a really cool guy and I seriously think I’m in love with you in some fucked up Stockholm syndrome kinda way because you keep shutting me out and pushing me away and telling me day after day you aren’t ready but I keep coming back for more.”

“A Glutton for punishment.” Mickey rubs the back of his neck nervously because he knows he hurt you and he knows he’s lucky you even agreed to have dinner with him. “Again, I’m sorry, I just—I felt i everything was moving to quickly, and I like you, so much, but I’m still not sure how to react when I wake up in my bed and its not empty but it’s not my wife either.”

“So we just keep this friendly until you are.” You shrug, it’s a bid deal to hand over the keys when you’re so used to driving, but for Mickey you were sure you’d do just about anything. “Friends and when you’re ready, we’ll talk again, about possibly being more and if you just decide that I’m not even the one than that’s okay too.”

But the idea of it not being you is so much scarier than Mickey ever thought it could be. So when he leans in to kiss you and he sees you kind of flinch at his actions? He knows he’d actually done more damage than he could have ever imagined.

“Don’t kiss me unless you mean it.”

“I mean it.”

“Mickey—“ You’re apprehensive. “Please—“

“I’m gonna kiss you right now and tell you that I want this, all of this, just—slow, help me?” And Mickey kind of expects you to say no. They he isn’t worth putting back together, he isn’t worth waiting for the glue to dry. That you can’t deal with a man who can’t regulate his emotions because he lost the love of his life and can’t fathom getting his heart broken again.

“Okay.” You whisper before leaning in, taking Mickeys lips hostage with yours softly and tentatively. Because he’s Mickey and you’re in love with him. You have been since the very beginning.

[goosegirl94]

Myslyvets Return to Nevermore

Chapter 7 Not a slow burn

The forest was quite. Most of the students were either back at the school unpacking and catching up or headed to Jerico while they still had time before they had to hit the books again. It was the perfect opportunity for Wednesday to find out if her feelings were valid towards Enid and if Enid felt the same way. During their walk Wednesday was multitasking, listing to Enid's false story of how her semester break went, and trying to come up with a way to express herself to Enid.

Instead of telling Wednesday the truth, that she was completely isolated from her family and was treated like an outsider to her pack- a lone wolf, she instead told her that her brothers brought her on hunting trips with them. She also told Wednesday that her mom taught her how to be a werewolf. This of course was far from the truth but she didn't want her raven going on a rampage right after coming back to her.

"what about you and Ajax? Did you two romance over the break at all?" Wednesday asked hiding her anticipation.

That question brought up another kind of pain she had during the semester brake. Enid let out a sigh as she reached for her phone and showed Wednesday her text chat with Ajax.

"What is this?"

"Just read and scroll through the texts. You know how to do that right?"

Wednesday nodded and read through the text messages. As she read through, anger almost consumed her.

Enid: I'm sorry Ajax but I wont be able to see you during the semester break. I'm sorry I have to tell you this over text . My parents are really mad at me for wolfing out on a blood moon. It's stupid werewolf stuff. I'm so sorry.

Wednesday looked at Enid after seeing that part about the blood moon. She caught the lie Enid had made. She let it go for now and went back to reading.

...

...

Enid: Ajax? Please say something.

...

Ajax: I think we should break up

Enid: What?! Did I say something? Did I do something?

Ajax: It's just I don't think I am the kind of guy that can date a werewolf.

Enid: What? What do you mean?

Ajax: After seeing you come back after fighting the Hyde... all covered in blood... it kinda freaked me out. And your claws always came out when we make out.

Enid: Wait so your breaking up with me because I'm a werewolf?! But you knew I was when you asked me out!

Ajax: Ya I know but you hadn't wolfed out yet when we started dating so it was different. I didn't think it would bother me after you did.

...

...

Ajax: Sorry Enid I'll see you in class

"Snake boy didn't even bother to call you?"

Enid sighed, "Nope. To be honest I think he would have waited till he saw me again at school to dump me. But whatever, I'm over it."

"I will find him and I will end him." Wednesday's hands were shaking and Enid noticed. "You deserved a better explanation than that Enid."

"Thanks. And I appreciate whatever thoughts you have on seeking your revenge on Ajax in my honour but I'm ok Wed's, really."

Wednesday huffed, "Very well. And don't call me that. I think it is best that you are no longer with that foolish snake boy. You deserve someone who supports you and likes you for who and what you are."

"Totes." Enid agreed smiling at Wednesday.

"I- I like you for who you are. Your wolf form was beautiful Enid. You make an amazing beast."

"You think I'm beautiful?" Enid asked looking down trying to hide her blush.

"Enid I- there is- I asked you to walk with me for a reason."

Enid looked at Wednesday with soft eyes smiling. Completely in bliss, living in this moment with Wednesday. Enid noticed a log next to them and looked at Wednesday. Wednesday caught on and they sat down.

"Enid, over the semester break, I looked back on our time together here at Nevermore. Since day one, you have respected my boundaries, yet your personality shifted me in ways I had never thought possible. I regret that I wasted my time and energy on someone else. When you hugged me, it was then in that moment that it became clear to me."

"What became clear to you, Wed's" Enid asked as she reached her finger to Wednesdays and brushed against it.

"I- I realized that I... I care for you Enid, very much. You mean to me like a sacrifice a lamb. Like a mortician it's formaldehyde-"

"I think I understand what your saying." Enid said stopping her with a nervous chuckle.

Wednesday moved the rest of her fingers to completely intertwine them with Enids. She blushed while Enid adjusted her hand to Wednesdays. Wednesday leaned closer to Enid swallowing a large lump in her throat.

"Wednesday?" Enid said in an almost whisper.

Wednesday was now close enough that she could feel Enids breath against her.

"Enid, may I kiss you?"

Enids heart stopped. Her skin had chilled bumps grow all over her skin. Did Wednesday really just ask that? Enid nodded and moved closer to Wednesday. Wednesday placed a hand over Enids scars and leaned in for the kiss. It was a bit of a lingering first kiss. They both had their heads in the clouds but also very much in the moment. Wednesday opened her eyes and pulled back to examine Enid who to her surprise pulled Wednesday back in for more. Kissing Wednesday was noting like kissing Ajax and kissing Enid was nothing like kissing Tyler. Kissing Wednesday felt so right. Wednesday kissed Enid soft and tenderly. Enid pulled back thinking they both needed some air and giggled feeling Wednesday could have kept going. She also had a feeling worried that Wednesday might become overwhelmed.

"How ya feeling Wedn's?"

"I feel warm and... disgusting... Can we do that again?"

Enid couldn't help but laugh while she hugged Wednesday.

"I would like to but we should probably start heading back. Curfew."

"What curfew?"

"Didn't you see it mentioned in Mrs. M's letter that she sent out to everyone during break?"

"My parents most likely hid this from me as to keep up the surprise. I have known Ainsley or should I say Mrs M for many years and she wanted to surprise me with a welcome back to the school."

"Oh that's right! Mrs M told me she knew you when you were a kid! Shes really cool."

"She is Wednesday stood and reached out her hand. Enid took it, smiling.

After Wednesday told Enid about Ainsley on the way back, Enid thought it was best to tell Wednesday the truth about her semester break.

"Wednesday now that we are...-"

"Together."

"Yes that. Which is so awesome. I need to confess something to you."

"What is it mi lobo?"

"Well... remember when I told you I had a good break with my brothers and mom? It wasn't actually like that. I was... it wasn't good."

"Why not be honest with me?"

"Because I was worried that you might threaten my parents or go on a murder streak. The truth is my pack shunned me the whole time I was home. Apparently blood moon wolves are like, crazy strong and pose a threat to the pack. The pack will either kill the blood moon wolf in fear they will get killed first or they kick the blood moon wolf out of the pack for the same reason."

Wednesdays heart stopped and then became fuelled in rage.

"Wednesday my parents locked me in my room for two weeks. I was only allowed out to use the bathroom or get something to eat after everyone else already eat. They argued over what to do with me. They called the school and practically bagged to let me come back early."

Wednesday stopped in her tracks. Enid was worried this would happen. She knew what words were going to come next from Wednesday which would probably be related to murder. To Enids surprise, Wednesday held her hands and looked at her with concern rather than that of vengeance.

"Unfortunately Enid, I am not at all surprised by your parents actions. I did my own research on blood moon werewolves. I discovered what you had said about what the pack does to a blood moon wolf. I am sorry for what you have gone through."

Wednesday placed a her hands on Enids face an wiped away the tears that ran down her cheeks.

"So long as you will have me, I will make sure you never experience that kind of pain again. You have my word."

[royalsunshinehotel]

Hello! I loved your tyler sfw alphabet, so if it'd be possible could you do the nsfw alphabet for him too? No pressure though!

A/N: TYLER IS AGED UP TYLER IS AGED UP THIS IS AFTER HE'S BEEN AN ADULT FOR A LITTLE WHILE, AS HUNTER DOOHAN IS 29. Also, petition to get his husband a cameo on Wednesday season 2, I think they deserve it.

NSFW alphabet template

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I feel like Tyler gets a bit possessive. He'll wipe you down, calm you down, and make sure the two of you have a cuddly nest to recover in.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

The Hyde and Tyler are both big fans of your neck. He loves to bite it and mark it, for the sake of possession. Tyler likes it because people know you're taken, and the Hyde likes it because biting is fun yummy yum. He likes his chest because it's like the perfect size for you to rest on too.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I bet the Hyde has a breeding kink, and Tyler leans the fuck in. If he's an endangered species, that's definitely a part of the conversation while he's fucking you, and regardless of if you have a uterus or not, you will be bred within an inch of your sanity. Get a safe word. Goddamn.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

This is tough, I feel like the Hyde is his dirty secret initially, but when you make friends with the Hyde, there's not much else to know. He's a cat purring in your lap, because he loves you and only you. Forever.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I feel like medium. You're definitely the first person Tyler's been with since his Hyde was activated. He had a few partners before, when he was human 100%, but you're the first one he wants to make it work with.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Tyler's a big fan of missionary, no shock here, he likes watching your eyes roll back when he takes you, and he likes being able to see you react to all of the dirty things he tells you.

The Hyde definitely wants you on all fours. It gives him room to grab, squeeze, and handle you any way he wants. Sometimes you jiggle, and the Hyde goes insane.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

More serious usually. He'll get goofy once in a blue moon, but it's not often.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

The Hyde kinda looks like Golem from LOTR to me, so I'm gonna go ahead and say the carpet is sparse. Tyler's got nice hair though, he will get hella bedhead and it will get stick-upy and that's fun.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very much. Whether things are more calm, or whether he's trying to work off some tension, it always feels like it's just the two of you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Tyler can and has worn you out before, so Jacking off is totally regular and comfortable. It gives you a break and keeps him calm.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Tyler is fun. You can slap, choke, pull on his hair, and he'll be just fine. He absolutely loves to get you overstimulated and strung-out on his dick, and he can be a bit mean and condescending when it's just the two of you.

As for the Hyde, predator/prey is always a go-to, followed by restraints and blindfolds, biting, and a crying kink. The crying goes hand and hand with the over stimulation and the mean/degrading remarks.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Crypts, his room, your room, the woods, and his car. His car is his favorite, you like the woods because no matter how far you run from the Hyde, Tyler somehow always makes sure there are blankets/pillows available for when he catches you.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

The Hyde kind of runs this department. The wind could blow the right direction and he'll pull you away from whatever your doing. It could be anything, we don't know enough about Hydes just yet.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Sharing, Voyeurism, he'd never actually slap you or choke you. Tyler is a good egg, and I think he'd draw a line there.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

I feel like if you ask nice, Tyler will let you go down on him in a leisurely fashion. It's a practice in control, and it always makes him happy to see you down on him just :) hanging out. On the flipside though, I feel like the Hyde wants your wrists tied, sitting on Tyler's face, cumming until you cry.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

I feel like faster/rough because this initially starts as a workout for him, something to help curb the blood lust. However, Tyler is totally capable of doing slow and sensual, it's usually harder to come by.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

It kind of escalates quickly? If he wants to sink his teeth into you, he can make it quick, but you'll be spent for the day. You will definitely have to bail on whatever you were doing before.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

I don't think Tyler would experiment much. It already takes a lot of focus to keep the Hyde under control, he wouldn't want to do anything too extra (besides the aforementioned kinks)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Physically, I don't think the Hyde has a limit. If your a normie or an outcast, you qualify as a human and he's able to go until your broken in half. The communication between the two of you has to be excellent.

T- TOYS

Tyler and The Hyde don't really have strong opinions on toys. I feel like if you have any in your collection before you start seeing him, he wouldn't say no to incorporating them into your routine, but his one condition is, he always has to be inside of you in some capacity when the toys are in use.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Tyler/The Hyde definitely likes to make his relationship with you known, but you have to be an actual nightmare to get him to tease you. Tease? Only for disciplinary purposes.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Tyler would give a lot of grunts and growls. He's not paying attention to himself enough to think about what he's doing, so this leaves a lot of opportunity for swearing and dirty talking. He'll be out of his mind spitting absolute filth, and the volume doesn't even matter.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I feel like Tyler is big on skin-to-skin contact. Like any time the two of you are alone for a prolonged period of time, sex or no sex, your going to be pressed against him as much as physically possible. Cockwarming? That's optional.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I feel like the Soft White Boy effect still applies here. We've got Tyler, a 5'10 white male, who takes the girls he likes on dates in crypts, and looks like he'd fly out of the window if you drove in a convertible on the interstate. He's too unassuming to have just an average dick.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High. Substantially so. I feel like the Hyde's urge to maim and kill can be curbed by an active sex life with you. For him, it's an alright workout that curbs the blood lust, but there are times where you have to tell him to handle it himself, as you're exhausted.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I feel like constantly keeping his alter ego down, under control, can be a bit more tiring than he lets on. So when he's with you, guards are down, he's comfortable, I feel like he knocks out quickly. Like once he knows your taken care of, he'll be out until the next morning.

[interstate35south]

silly little essay on the new story mode

literally do not post on here ever but the new dislyte story mode just. i have thoughts and the public shall hear them

lemme preface by saying: i thought it was MOSTLY good. like the majority of it to me was well done and enjoyable, it’s the end that gets me, partially bc What the Fuck but also bc it exemplifies a larger issue i’ve noticed w the stories

suffice to say, unknown collection spoilers from here to “and so anyways”

ok. ok. i see the rationale in the whole twist villain thing HEAR ME OUT

if i had JUST started playing and this was my first exposure to gaius’ character then yeah! its a fun concept, who doesn’t love a good betrayal yk!! but it’s just SO poorly executed it kills me. like it was truly a retcon, the character built up by static shock and the bounties does not at all match the character in unknown collection. perhaps i’d be less appalled by this had they built this up/left hints as they developed him, but they DIDNT. “but that’s what makes him a good twist villain!” he had the potential to be a BETTER twist villain if it became obvious to the players before the characters (dramatic irony my love). furthermore, they didn’t exploit the plausible motivation gaius had (hannah) and instead opted to just steer him in an entirely new direction. there’s mentions of a wish, but they’re not expanded AT ALL. ok hawkmoth go off

and this is all to say, i do not think he should’ve been the twist villain! in fact, i don’t even think hyde should’ve been (wouldn’t be much of a surprise)

this is a half baked thought but i think a much better twist villain would’ve been fu shi. THERE’S a guy w a consistent motivation, but the player actually SEES him sink further and further into depravity to achieve it, like he goes from what, stealing research to human experimentation. i feel like extinction wouldn’t have been that much of a leap

AND SO ANYWAYS

this brings me to the larger issue: continuity. it’s notoriously inconsistent. i fear that they’re not going to extend this storyline going forward in any way it deserves, and that’s disappointing to say the least! a lot of story events open such interesting doors lore-wise but then hang them out to dry. a bunch of the event stories aren’t fully resolved within themselves, and sometimes, in cases like lone star or bloody hunt, it works out fine. but in others, like sea and song, it creates this huge problem and just leaves it hanging there (what is going on w anna guys). i have no eloquent way of saying how come 90% of events aren’t really ever narratively significant again meanwhile there’s FOUR successive accro/bremis events. guys. it leads to a lot of missed opportunity plot wise, and it just kinda saddens me a bit.

all that said, on a positive note, i enjoyed all the cameos!! i loved MC and sachiko’s friendship and idk if i’m just easily entertained but the “gamble for your life” trope being applied to pictionary was so funny to me

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UNPOPULAR OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA, GO

okok idk how unpopular these opinions are gonna be tbh

Malcolm in the Middle: i lowkey hate craig, i think he's creepy ESPECIALLY in earlier seasons. you'd think that after your MARRIED coworker tells you that she doesn't like you back and there's no way in hell that she'd ever be with you, YOUD TAKE A FUCKING HINT. also while it's on my mind, i remember writing a reese x reader where readers is basically allison in that episode where craig gives her and reese a ride to the concert but he ends up ruining their date, but anon asked for them all to have a good time together and it was SO hard to write! bc if i had paid for concert tickets (most likely really expensive) for me and my bf and my ride purposefully made me miss the concert because he had a "better" plan for "our" date, i would've blown up the car

Malcolm in the Middle: i honestly didn't like the series finale. the only endings i really agreed with were malcolm's and francis' (malcolm was totally meant to go to harvard by any means necessary, even if it meant working a million jobs between classes to cover that tuition. and although he's probably still a bit of a menace, i love that francis got his act together and got a steady job). i think reese deserved a better ending, i think he could've had a really good culinary career instead of being the janitor at his high school. and i know it was probably for a gag/twist ending but i don't like that they made lois pregnant again. GIVE THE WOMAN A BREAK!!

The Naturals: i've made tiktoks about this (which yall don't know about bc you dont know me outside of this platform teehee) but i hate the way lia treats cassie. sure she got kinda better at the VERY end of the SERIES (4 books). but imagine your mom has been missing and presumed murdered for YEARS and (spoliers for books 3-4 teehee) finally the police find her body but it's not actually her and then you find out your mom is actually alive and a captive/prophet for this murder cult AND THAT YOU HAVE A SISTER THAT WAS CONCEIVED INSIDE THAT CULT. NOW imagine that while you're going through all these events, some bitch keeps telling you to keep that shit to yourself bc other people in the group are having more pressing issues and that the group is at problem capacity. BITCH ALL OF YOU HAVE ISSUES, INSTEAD OF WORKING FOR THE FBI YOU SHOULD GO TO THERAPY

Charlie's Angels: im a really big fan of the 2000's charlies angels movies but was a bit disappointed when i watched the 2019 one. dont get me wrong, its good. i just kinda wished there was some more callbacks to the 2000s movies. like imagine my disappointment when the new charlie wasn't revealed to be dylan (which would've given her character a good ending bc dylan couldn't imagine herself leaving the angels, it would make SO much sense if she ended up heading the agency. even making her a bosley would've been good)

That 70s Show: this isn't really that unpopular but the last season honestly sucked. drew gooden made a pretty good video talking about it (i love drew gooden ugh). imo, moving to africa and then breaking up with donna made no sense for eric's character. especially after donna dropped out of college to stay in point place with him! hyde and jackie breaking up? horrible. jackie and fez getting together? why???? (also the timeline for that 70s show makes no sense at all. theres this channel that did a kinda indepth vid on it and tried pinpointing when the show actually would've ended based on the episodes (mainly the holiday episodes, i think making the holiday specials really screwed over the overall timeline))

i cant think of any more opinions teehee

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SILLY-FIED YOU SAY? (pls tell me about the au dude)

It’s like. Universal classic monsters but in a comedy horror musical setting. In it, Henry Jekyll is a sunny, cheerful, kinda goofy chemist in his late 30s who feels ashamed of his “dark side” and vows to destroy it with a potion. It brings it out instead, flipping his whole personality over like a burger and turning him into a cynical edgelord that sees most people as mere insects to be crushed. But as much as he’s confused by this turn of events, he enjoys it! He dubs the result Edward Hyde and bullshits something about him being his laboratory assistant. Of course, his lives don’t stay quiet for too long.

Enter Gabrielle Utterson, his lawyer and closest friend since childhood, who, despite her drab appearance and dry personality, is more than meets the eye- she is an amateur detective, and determined to find out what’s going on. Who is this Hyde and what does he really want from Jekyll? On the way, Jekyll and Utterson realize they have a crush on each other and yes they’re bi4bi and T4T and don’t worry! Lanyon doesn’t die.

However, as much as this version of Jekyll is more morally sound than his book counterpart and his, let’s say, inner demon is more of an antihero than a villain, it’s not like it’s all sunshine and flowers. Jekyll undergoes a LOT of emotional distress over losing control of his transformations, there is a LOT of talking to do, and eventually Hyde does start killing (if you ask him, they deserved it).

I made picrews! They’re not super accurate, mostly because this version of Hyde has like a whole lot of chest hair. He almost never wears a shirt. And Utterson’s hair is more of a ginger-ish auburn.

Respectively: Jekyll, Hyde, Utterson, and Lanyon. They’re all in their late 30s to mid-40s as the plot advances.