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I love when my relationships with my coworkers are totally normal.

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- David Duchovny

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literally how are they not constantly falling over each other. who walks like this. it's fuck o'clock in the morning and the entire hallway is empty but they're not just walking NEXT to each other, oh no. she's literally half in front of him and he's glued to her back.

they're still twisting their necks to have sexually charged eye contact instead of putting an inch of space between them. his hand could be on her ass and we wouldn't even know.

you could handcuff them together and they probably wouldn't even notice for several hours.

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no but imagine gillian anderson writing a memoir in her 60s telling us with details her affair with david just like carrie did with harrison i mean…….. everybody would fucking flip but she would say “I’m surprised at the reaction. I don’t think it is that surprising” exactly like carrie did oh my god can this please happen otherwise i’m still alive for nothing

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Anything thing I’ve come to notice is Leia actually says she expects her and Jay to be together forever like her parents. That should be a bigger part of her character than a mention in response to her and Jay having sex. If that’s an expectation she’s placed on herself, it should have come up before she had sex with Jay. So far, what we’ve seen, Leia has a very open and comfortable relationship with her mom and her idea that she’d marry and fall in love with the first boy she dates should have come up in season 1 when Donna blows down the door with contraceptives for her daughter. It should have come up when she was having conflicting feelings for Jay and Nate, it should have come up when Nate and Leia were found out, it should have come up when Leia and Jay get back together, it should have come up when they were at the forest(?) party and Jay was going to tell Leia he loves her but she finds out he’s said it to many other women before, it should’ve come up when they decided they were ready to have sex together. An expectation of relationships and partners and what they mean to you especially when it’s something as big as “my parents were high school sweethearts and boy/girl next door that’s how I believe love works and how it’ll work for me” isn’t something you mention in passing especially at 15/16 and Leia is played naive and optimistic enough to be doe eyed and open about these hopes she has for romance.

You know, I’m all caught up on T9S now and I have major mixed feelings about part 3. I loved all the callbacks to T7S and I thought this part was actually funnier than the other two BUT I was perfectly content conveniently forgetting that they made Jay Jackie’s kid and I’m so mad that they brought Betsy in to remind us of that. I’m also pretty pissed off that they made Betsy a Laurie 2.0, there is NO WAY Brooke “Genius” Rockwell would ever raise her daughter in a way that she would behave that way. And yes that’s a slight jab at Kitty and Red (they were just too lean on her). I’m also kinda miffed they ignored that Midge left Bob and they hadn’t been together for 20 years? There were plenty of openings to make up a story about where she was or to say that she passed like Tanya Roberts, with the whole attic thing and Bob getting lost in the past and then Donna being torn between going to California with Eric like hello we have no reason to believe Midge ever left California after the show ended, why was that all ignored? Speaking of ignored, Betsy saying “except for those three weird years in the middle” in response to Jay saying his parents are still together was another piss off. And here I am wishing the original cast wasn’t a bunch of dickwads and we could have more cameos, there were so many good windups to some and because the cast are literal criminals and demons we couldn’t have any of that! But I am glad they brought Gwen’s dad in person, I was getting upset with the headcanons that she was Hyde’s daughter. Anyway, I guess there wasn’t much zenmasters in this post but I love them and they deserve justice.

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You know, I’m all caught up on T9S now and I have major mixed feelings about part 3. I loved all the callbacks to T7S and I thought this part was actually funnier than the other two BUT I was perfectly content conveniently forgetting that they made Jay Jackie’s kid and I’m so mad that they brought Betsy in to remind us of that. I’m also pretty pissed off that they made Betsy a Laurie 2.0, there is NO WAY Brooke “Genius” Rockwell would ever raise her daughter in a way that she would behave that way. And yes that’s a slight jab at Kitty and Red (they were just too lean on her). I’m also kinda miffed they ignored that Midge left Bob and they hadn’t been together for 20 years? There were plenty of openings to make up a story about where she was or to say that she passed like Tanya Roberts, with the whole attic thing and Bob getting lost in the past and then Donna being torn between going to California with Eric like hello we have no reason to believe Midge ever left California after the show ended, why was that all ignored? Speaking of ignored, Betsy saying “except for those three weird years in the middle” in response to Jay saying his parents are still together was another piss off. And here I am wishing the original cast wasn’t a bunch of dickwads and we could have more cameos, there were so many good windups to some and because the cast are literal criminals and demons we couldn’t have any of that! But I am glad they brought Gwen’s dad in person, I was getting upset with the headcanons that she was Hyde’s daughter. Anyway, I guess there wasn’t much zenmasters in this post but I love them and they deserve justice.

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love how their “mulder killed himself” ruse lasted for about one (1) day because mulder lost his shit and went unhinged balls-to-wall crazy when he found out that scully was admitted to the icu

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david and gillian’s chemistry is too powerful to be contained by such silly, ephemeral things as “scripts” and “stage directions” and “lead writer chris carter begging them to stop making out”

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mulder: if i am not wrapped around agent scully 24/7 she might get hurt and/or kidnapped and/or abducted

scully: i'm 99% of his impulse control. this morning i had to stop him from licking the fresh wall paint because it "looked suspicious"

skinner, burying his head in his hands and throwing the HR report into the trash: yeah okay whatever just stop making out in the elevators

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Everything that is essential and mandatory should be free btw

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I'm still stuck on the fact that Mulder's parents canonically named one child Fox and the other one SAMANTHA. And Fox is the older one! It's not like they started off in the realms of normality and then thought 'You know what, this time around let's call our kid something a little more unique :)', Fox was their starting point. What?

Frankly I think they're cowards for not sticking with the animal theme. Call your daughter Robin or something and COMMIT TO YOUR IDEALS.

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At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

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Happy Pride

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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant