#humor-quote

[thepersonalwords]

An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.

Matshona Dhliwayo

[catchymemes]

[daily-spooky]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[astrogirlythings]

[my-random--thoughts]

I just found the funniest pen sets and I can't stop thinking about them LMAO

**For the people asking I bought the pen sets HERE

[n-u-b-e-s-n-e-g-r-a-s]

[caats]

[galaxymagitech]

Bruce: Congratulations, Jason! You’re the first of my kids to graduate college!

Dick: Yeah, first and only one for all eternity!

Bruce: *Ignoring Dick by sheer willpower* Anyway, what are you planning to do next?

Jason: I think I’m going to continue my education in English Lit.

Bruce: *nervously* Great. You’ll get a Master’s Degree, right?

Jason: …

Bruce: …right?

Jason: Actually, I’m going for a PhD.

Bruce: This is a terrible joke. You’re over the supervillainy, right, Jay?

Jason: Look, my application to GothamU’s PhD program was accepted!

Bruce: No child! Of mine! Will get! A PhD!!!

Jason: I’m hoping to be a literature professor at GothamU, if I survive long enough.

Bruce: *screams incoherently*

Dick: I think you broke him.

[nondelphic]

every writer knows the pain of having an idea that’s “too good” to write because you know you can’t do it justice

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

[catchymemes]

[daily-spooky]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[a--z--u--l]

Tumblr es una mezcla entre un psiquiátrico, un prostíbulo y un diario. A cuál pertenecen?

[frownyalfred]

Roy: having the Bats as friends is so weird. I was crying and they just told me to “lock in”

Oliver:

Roy: and then I did