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iamnmbr3 · 1 year ago

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we don't talk about this parallel enough

#also tom didn't start committing Crimes TM till his fifth year. Hermione lit a teacher on fire in first year #brewed an illegal potion in second year #meddled with time in third year and kidnapped and imprisoned a woman in 4th year. she's so much more feral than she gets credit for #Hermione Granger #Tom Riddle #humor #Harry Potter #im not usually a #tomione #shipper bc it just doesn't catch my fancy but this parallel makes me consider the potential #my post

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spacebubblehomebase · 1 year ago

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"A New Day Will Dawn."

-Said some guy named Luke probably.

Welcome to my #HHStargazersAU! Stay Tuned~♡? -Bubbly💙

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rui-drawsbox · 9 months ago

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ruri,,, but in keyframes by @blank-house (again) ((help im obsessed this is not a joke))

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contamination-zone · 4 months ago

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I really love the qpr thingy you have for Ink and fresh. :D

Thank you!!

Sometimes I'll take inspo from my own qpr. They're not the Most similar to us I think, being totally honest, but I do like to sometimes base things on us... if only because it makes me laugh a lot.

#mostly the humor? and whimsy. .. junnys whimsy and inks whimsy are similar to me. also I think they're both Very funny #I can see ink making many similar jokes to her. and of course I'lll Always relate to fresh HAHA #fresh #fresh sans #fresh!sans #ink #ink sans #ink!sans #fresh & ink #utmv #undertale multiverse #puppydraws #puppy barks #the-second-reason

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auditvrs · 7 months ago

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CRUEL INTENTIONS (2024) 1.04 | "Delta"

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reallilystuff · 6 months ago

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so 3 idiots walk into a booby trap...

ref below cut you know the drill

#robot boobs.....waowww........good lort there's wires!!!!#why do i keep putting effort into shitposts i will never know #keep it burning (a&a&a)#pressure #roblox pressure #pressure roblox #p.ai.nter #painter pressure #sebastian solace #every tag that i add makes me more and more scared ngl #dawg i nearly forgot sebastians third arm i panicked so bad trying to add that last second LMAOO #i need 2 get sillier with painters body design i need to give him more flair. yknow.#like im happy with how it's going but i NEED to add more to him. also accidentally gave him the daycare attendant special with his hands #i think im going in a good direction with the cable tails tho! i like how those came out :D #shit wait do i need a suggestive tag. i think i do. sobbing emoji #cw suggestive humor #reallilystuffart

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error04landonotfound · 7 months ago

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I was tagged by @a-amvryllis (thank you for the tag!! I was DYING to do this!!)

Tagging: @dirtylandotini and @khaoticspartan (aka my newfound besties on this app 🥹 but also only if you want to!!)

#i feel like most of these are pretty self-explanatory??#the carlos one is because i have a tendency to well...do THAT #the second is a discord message my brother sent that resonated with me deeply #third one because i would also absolutely be passed out like kelleher when something important is happening #4th one is an inspirational poster i made in canva during my senior year of college for...reasons #maría caray because DUH and also because that was one of the first f1 memes i learned!!#6th one is because i was a MASSIVE nerd (still am tbh) and was obsessed with yugioh lmao (everybody go watch YugiohTAS on YT!!!)#7th one is because i am both a cat owner AND not a morning person #8th one is me to all my homies (on and off tumblr) because i love you guys 🥺#9th one is my humor in a nutshell (youre telling me this google DRIVES???)#casual error04landonotfound lore drop

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nicollekidman · 3 months ago

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how does buffy get buried and how does spike get out of the sun and how does everyone get on the same page about spike taking care of dawn and who takes buffybot out of storage for the first time and what is the conversation between willow and spike about her programming and what does spike do during the day and who took care of buffy’s body and -

#i’m on my period for the second time this month so you have to humor me #btvs #lost summer i am #obsessed with you buffy burial i am obsessed with you #can’t decide which i enjoy more. spike burning himself in the sun trying to get to buffy’s body as they take her away and ignore him #or spike taking her and preparing her for burial himself and he’s so scary about it they let him. and then don’t argue when he stays with #dawn

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jellynotbees · 10 months ago

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As promised, femboy hooters narinder dump (or jumpscare depending on your opinion of narinder)

Narinder doesn’t actually mind the outfit but he is very afraid of a, um, wardrobe malfunction.

#I’m so sorry (I’d do it again)#cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #cotl #cult of the lamb fanart #cotl fanart #cotl lamb #cotl narilamb #my art #femboy hooters narinder #femboy hooters nari #a second narinder thirst trap has hit the blog #its not really but it could read that way #its my birthday pls be nice to me #suggestive #suggestive humor #tagging just in case

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the-bloody-sadist · 2 years ago

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Guys I would like to propose a conversation on why whumpblr has the most wholesome fandom coding and yet every whumpblr introduction post I ever see sounds like this:

“Hiiiii everybody! I’m new here, nice to meet you! I’m a bit shy, but I’ve been around for a while reading whump posts and thought it was finally time to join in! Here are some of my favorite tropes!!!!! ❤️😘🥰💕

LIMB CHOPPING, ANAL FISTING UNTIL PROLAPSE, TOE REMOVAL, REPEATED HEAD TRAUMA AGAINST THE SHARP CORNER OF A WALL, CRITICAL ORGAN ABUSE, FORCED CONSUMPTION OF BROKEN GLASS

If you guys are into that, let me know!! 💕💕💕💕 I follow back!”

You guys sound like the sweetest serial killers in the world

#PLEASE IT KILLS ME EVERY TIME #I START CACKLING #THEY JUST LIST IT OFF SO FLIPPANTLY #THE FIRST HALF IS SO SWEET #BUT THE SECOND HALF LOOKS LIKE A DARK WEB TO-DO LIST #YOU GUYS ARE SO SILLY #whump #whumblr #whump humor #whumpblr #whump tropes #whump tag #whump community #whump intro #whump shitpost #whump stuff #humor #whump meme

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heartinhyacinth · 10 months ago

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#they have the same sense of humor try and tell me otherwise #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #Xie Lian thinks it’s so hot when Hua cheng is evil and rude and we love him for it #same tbh #he can’t be blamed #I always laugh at that part in the donghua when they’re telling xl horror stories of hc and he’s just like #what a nice name #the funniest part of it all is hc is 100% aware of this #I think for a second before their reunion a part of him was probably worried like what if he’s scared of me or doesn’t like my attitude #and then quickly learned he’s into it #and exactly how alike they are #I mean I’m sure he knew to some extent #but they never really hung out casually until the start of book one #so I’m sure there were at least a few surprises #ramblings

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critter-of-habit · 1 year ago

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Hear me out-

#i did this in like 20 seconds graphic design is my passion #agent carter #also disclaimer im 9 years late to this fandom im sure its been heard out before #but im new and excited about the ladies #please humor me #peggy does not call Dottie her girlfriend #Dottie says it all the time because she knows it annoys Peg #P: we are NOT dating you just keep sleeping over #D: aww Peg youre cute when youre in denial

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lvl10blvkmage · 2 months ago

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greenleaf4stuff · 3 months ago

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TROP x social media text posts

(screenshots via cap-that.com) (my other trop memes)

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tvntheatre · 2 months ago

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there's more (dear god)

#WRECK IT RALPH #TURBO WIR #TURBOTIME #TURBO TWINS #(or one of them)#WIR TURBO #THE LONG QUIET #←yes he's there kinda.#MY OCS #←my sona is there #MY ARTO #Anyway I have a horrible sense of humor.#First pic not edited because I lost storage last second.#If you're wondering why the mirror cracks are partially red and also blue #the colors signify who did what — the minor crack of the mirror was initially started by the TTwins #and then Turbo did in the rest of the crack by whatever means unknown.#And how the paper's drawing straight up disappears is just me being lazy #but this can also be explained by Turbo flipping over the paper and starting anew (out of spite.)#Wouldn't be the first time.#I'm proud of that silly mock “Loading...” screen #TURBOTASTIC!#🏎 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗖!#←my now semi-official personal Turbo tag.

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qoldenskies · 2 months ago

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i feel like out of everyone april would be the worst with self-deprecating humor. the boys have self-esteem issues but they're literally all the types to play up confidence or double down instead of addressing them (raph the least, but he can be pretty stubborn at times), but april's momentum only takes her so far and she is pretty willing to admit defeat if her usual methods dont work. the speed at which she falls back into the idea that she cant do anything right,,, there's probably a point where she jokes about it before it even happens to prepare herself for disappointment, right?

#personal #i feel like raph would admit he has problems but the second you try to imply they're like Bad he's like WHAT???? NO #at one point i joked about him trying to pull everyone into family therapy but REFUSING to get individual therapy #because he will just undermine all of that shit even when it's really obvious. ESPECIALLY if he's called out on it #raph gets indignant pretty fast lmao #anyways april..... aprilllllll....... she literally has so much undiagnosed neurodivergent kid energy #she should do self-deprecating humor. she's not actually scared to admit fault like the others can be she's just persistent #actually a pretty good example is her ''my birthdays are cursed'' thing (same btw i get her)#she's so casual about it even though that should be something that's kind of upsetting #but she's just kind of accepted it into her normal. things dont go her way. Lol. Lmao. Whatever. right? (<- is probably a little upset)#i could see her having a ''well what was i expecting'' kind of response to shit going down #because she's so used to failure and disappointment and that's!!! intensely relatable #she's put a lot of walls so it doesnt make it so obvious when she's crushed in the face of her messing up which always seems to happen #because it feels so inevitable that all she can do is brace herself for it. i like to imagine she can find donnie's unguarded sensitivity-#-kind of alarming and frustrating because she hasn't unpacked that part of herself too thoroughly yet #if SHE did that people would shame and laugh at her yknow?#or she'd shame and laugh at herself. it's hard to say what she's really afraid of #maybe of giving up and laying down and letting it all process #despite her intensity april strikes me as deeply repressed. free my girl

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