#YOU GUYS ARE SO SILLY

[the-bloody-sadist]

Guys I would like to propose a conversation on why whumpblr has the most wholesome fandom coding and yet every whumpblr introduction post I ever see sounds like this:

“Hiiiii everybody! I’m new here, nice to meet you! I’m a bit shy, but I’ve been around for a while reading whump posts and thought it was finally time to join in! Here are some of my favorite tropes!!!!! ❤️😘🥰💕

LIMB CHOPPING, ANAL FISTING UNTIL PROLAPSE, TOE REMOVAL, REPEATED HEAD TRAUMA AGAINST THE SHARP CORNER OF A WALL, CRITICAL ORGAN ABUSE, FORCED CONSUMPTION OF BROKEN GLASS

If you guys are into that, let me know!! 💕💕💕💕 I follow back!”

You guys sound like the sweetest serial killers in the world

[mushroominaforest]

ALL HAIL THE MUSHROOM QUEEN

I am the queen of yapping about fungi and you must bow down to me!

[falling-skyzz]

squishy

[overqchiever]

twitter really makes me laugh sometimes like why are you discussing if a cat hundreds of years old and a ghost that's like 100yo is ethical or not

[ask-swapgray]

You're so fine what do I gotta do to get you to marry me PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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"..what would you be willing to do?"

[weepinglavenders]

It’s so funny that my second most liked post is saying that Thomas Brodie Sangster is a lemon Oreo and I love that LMAO

Have Dodger as some appreciation

[snzluv3r]

weird as hell seeing nondisabled people say they’re tired of this “drama” and “discourse” LMFAO PLEASEEEEE. imagine how tired we are 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 there shouldn’t have even been discourse in the first place but i’m so sorry that disabled people being upset and uncomfortable is making YOU uncomfortable ugh <333 you poor baby <333333 must be suffering so much having to see all the gross disabled people talk about our suffering 💔💔💔💔💔

[cumulo-stratus]

is a pizza roll a dumpling?

I've never seen or eaten a pizza roll, but solely based off vibes of the name and what I think it looks like- no.

i think it's a cannoli

[war-criminal-showdown]

[vampire-exgirlfriend]

Lol it's fake history set in a fantasy world and y'all are just so pressed about winning the Best Historically Accurate Award and showing GRRM you can do it better than he can. Embrace the fantasy, you dorks.

[witherfide]

*POINTS*

New mutual! :D Heck yeah!

*waves rapidly* HIIII!!!!!!!

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[redtaillights]

Azira really said "That's what.... friends are for." for people to be surprised that they were going to confess first?????

[jetcorax]

"guillermo didn't have any consequences for being turned by someone else" what. what were you watching. the past. ten episodes.

[theangelcatalogue]

I am kinda addicted to tumblr now you guys are so nice wtf

[woaheyeradioboy]

As a fictive I(we) fucking love selfshippers you guys are so silly. Any selfshippers who have us as a F/O we fully support and yes we absolutely are kissing you actually, please continue being silly (We're still a bit blurry but to specify it's uhh Cecil, Carlos, Kevin, and a few others all fronting, most of us just don't know who is fronting or when)