#You guys are so silly

[the-bloody-sadist]

Guys I would like to propose a conversation on why whumpblr has the most wholesome fandom coding and yet every whumpblr introduction post I ever see sounds like this:

“Hiiiii everybody! I’m new here, nice to meet you! I’m a bit shy, but I’ve been around for a while reading whump posts and thought it was finally time to join in! Here are some of my favorite tropes!!!!! ❤️😘🥰💕

LIMB CHOPPING, ANAL FISTING UNTIL PROLAPSE, TOE REMOVAL, REPEATED HEAD TRAUMA AGAINST THE SHARP CORNER OF A WALL, CRITICAL ORGAN ABUSE, FORCED CONSUMPTION OF BROKEN GLASS

If you guys are into that, let me know!! 💕💕💕💕 I follow back!”

You guys sound like the sweetest serial killers in the world

[mushroominaforest]

ALL HAIL THE MUSHROOM QUEEN

I am the queen of yapping about fungi and you must bow down to me!

[falling-skyzz]

squishy

[overqchiever]

twitter really makes me laugh sometimes like why are you discussing if a cat hundreds of years old and a ghost that's like 100yo is ethical or not

[ask-swapgray]

You're so fine what do I gotta do to get you to marry me PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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"..what would you be willing to do?"

[snzluv3r]

weird as hell seeing nondisabled people say they’re tired of this “drama” and “discourse” LMFAO PLEASEEEEE. imagine how tired we are 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 there shouldn’t have even been discourse in the first place but i’m so sorry that disabled people being upset and uncomfortable is making YOU uncomfortable ugh <333 you poor baby <333333 must be suffering so much having to see all the gross disabled people talk about our suffering 💔💔💔💔💔

[cumulo-stratus]

is a pizza roll a dumpling?

I've never seen or eaten a pizza roll, but solely based off vibes of the name and what I think it looks like- no.

i think it's a cannoli

[war-criminal-showdown]

[feppepurin]

HELLOOO

[witherfide]

*POINTS*

New mutual! :D Heck yeah!

*waves rapidly* HIIII!!!!!!!

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[redtaillights]

Azira really said "That's what.... friends are for." for people to be surprised that they were going to confess first?????

[jetcorax]

"guillermo didn't have any consequences for being turned by someone else" what. what were you watching. the past. ten episodes.

[theangelcatalogue]

I am kinda addicted to tumblr now you guys are so nice wtf

[woaheyeradioboy]

As a fictive I(we) fucking love selfshippers you guys are so silly. Any selfshippers who have us as a F/O we fully support and yes we absolutely are kissing you actually, please continue being silly (We're still a bit blurry but to specify it's uhh Cecil, Carlos, Kevin, and a few others all fronting, most of us just don't know who is fronting or when)

[lovliestars]

i love true crime but if this ever becomes crime that came true i swear to god