#humanology

[screampotato]

Goofball Raven tries to befriend Confused Owl but is Too Annoying

I think we've all been part of this interaction at some point.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Aradia: f0urth 0f july? y0u kn0w they made that up f0r jaws (1975) right?

[thegurlfrominkopolis]

nope, not human....but man being royalty would be nice!

my name is surume four! atleast online, i'm a greater inkopolis inkling. so i guess another alien, since from what ive seen on this side of the internet (or i guess universe? hmm...) cephalopods on 'Earth' or whatever aren't exactly as evolved as us.

what about you? who are you? or more appropriately, what are you?

hi!!

-@thegurlfrominkopolis (poorly drawn agent 4)

Oh, hello! My name is Galekh Xigisi¹, pleasure to meet you. If you don't mind me asking, who and what are you? Are you another kind of alien? You vaguely resemble a human but there are some.... discrepancies.²

1 Pronounced Gale-Ick Zig-easy.

2 Are you the human equivalent of a seadweller? Human royalty, perhaps?

[11queensupreme11]

Would Percy have favorite kids? I’m guessing kids that like human stuff? Or would want to learn human like things?? Maybe the yanderes don’t like teaching humanology (lol) to their kids

she TRIES not to have favorites but like..... cmon all parents have favorites you know, as long as they don't show it so blatantly (while shunting the other), then it's okay 😅😅😅

it's not those who want to learn human stuff, it's moreso the ones who are just kind you know??? the ones who don't go around raping, murdering, and abusing ppl. she hopes for all her children to grow up to be good and happy but unfortunately.... not all of them will be good 👹

[winn-schott-throughtheheart]

For the headcanons thing (that you posted 6 months ago - sorry)

Winn Schott

If you’ve already done him (which is highly likely) give me another character you haven’t done and please tag me in the Winn one :)

I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS LMFAOOO thank you for reminding me that's so embarrassing

anyways, I'd had Winn and Lena requested but Kara is my second fav blorbo after Winn so I did her too <33

also, this is going off the premise that both Winn and Kara are autistic, it's canon because I said so I have lists you can fight me on this

Winn

Realistic: Winn is notably the only analyst (in the main cortex at least) that wears dress clothes instead of uniform. At the beginning he really did try to stand the uniform, but he ended up convincing J'onn to let him off because he just couldn't deal with the feeling of it on his skin.

Hilarious: Being the only human member of the Legion of Superheroes, Winn got asked A LOT about human culture. A blatant lie that originally stemmed from being asked the same ten questions a billion times, snowballed into a complicated lore about humanology and Gods and belief systems (because he was too embarrassed to admit to the original lie) and he ended up being the accidental cause of organised religion in the 31st century.

tldr: Winn Schott manages to shitpost his way through space and time

Also, he's asthmatic as fuck. He has to carry an inhaler in his bag and he hates it.

Awful: He hates the smell of teakwood and tobacco because it reminds him so viscerally of an abusive foster home that it genuinely makes him physically anxious and nauseous.

Unrealistic: He's actually really good at handling spicy food. He's even out-performed Alex a handful of times.

Lena

Realistic: Lena actually really hates chess. She hates how everything needs to be calculated properly, how everything needs to be thought out exactly, and it just reminds her too much of how she was brought up.

Hilarious: She has a peanut allergy. Similar to Winn, she has to carry an epi-pen in her bag. This is not public knowledge, of course, because that would probably bring her quarterly assassination attempts up to weekly.

Awful: Lena can only fall asleep with a nightlight- she isn't really sure why, all she knows is that her bed feels less like frigid, murky water when it's on.

Unrealistic: She doesn't know how to cook or how to drive. Her whole life she's had people cook for her and drive her places, so she never had to learn how to. She'd like to one day, though.

Kara

Realistic: Kara LOVES dinosaurs. She didn't have birds on Krypton, which implies either all the dinosaurs were wiped out, or there never were any in the first place, and she was immediately enthralled and fascinated by them when she first learned about them.

Hilarious: She's dyslexic. She relies on Grammarly like it's lifeblood.

Awful: She's insanely afraid of thunderstorms. It takes everything in her not to have a flashback or a panic attack or a meltdown, and she will point blank refuse to patrol if it's storming.

Unrealistic: After Red Daughter was killed, Kara's heat vision stayed permanently purple, and her eyes were purple too for a very long time afterwards.

maybe that first ones a bit of projection, i fucking love dinosaurs

[atla-what-is-this-site]

humans are space adventurers

Out of the 6 species of the Maltean Galaxy, only one was close enough to speak to humans. 

The Yauta were a quiet, peaceful race, only standing at two and a half feet tall and with soft fur that was designed for insulation, not protection.

They were quite surprised to find that humans were medium sized omnivores with primitive technology. A few Yauta stayed on Earth for quite a long time, learning their different languages and cultures. 

They weren’t as united as many other sentient races, however, it seemed to connect more with their obsession with past events. They were very sentimental, and wanted to keep their traditions. 

The Yauta were, too, though they were surprised to find others.

Sau, one of the missionaries, stayed on Earth xeir whole life, and wrote most known humanology books. Xe found humans’ natural curiosity and advernturousness fascinating.

Xe ran into some trouble, however, when xeir pod was stolen. Soon, humans made their own pods and ships using mock-tech. When Sau attempted to get xeir ship back, xe, and the rest of xeir people living on Earth were killed. 

This event spread through the Galaxy, and soon, Kokter, a large race with armored plates built onto tough skin arrived to help their closest allies in what could very much be an all-out war. 

Humans and Kokter fought for nearly a century before they made peace. However, their fight left much of Earth uninhabitable. 

In regret, the Kokter and Yauta decided to pass laws allowing humans to ride on their ships without fear for their lives, so that humans can sate their natural curiosity in peace. Humans devised a system for relations that allowed alien visitors to join human families, in an attempt to ease relations with their neighbors. 

Humans traveled throughout the universe quite quickly from that point, along with Yauta missionaries searching for allies and their Kokter bodyguards. 

However, humans proved useful to missionaries. Yauta were great peace makers but couldn’t survive higher temperatures due to their thick fur. Kokter can survive higher temperatures, but struggle with peace making due to their threatening appearance. Humans can survive much higher temperatures, and can be taught how to keep peace. They don’t look very threatening but can definitely defend themselves if required. 

As well, humans can fit into places Kokter can’t and still hold the same strength, making them excellent disaster aid. 

Kokter, Humans and Yauta are common trios to see traveling to newer galaxies, to help and befriend. 

It’s a show of how experienced a team is, how many humans are there.

[just-someone-online]

I have a question about G2 Monster high. Do you have any relationship headcanons between Draculaura and Ari Hauntington?

A few, yeah

Draculaura had a mega celebrity crush on Ari's Tash persona, and it didn't completely fade after getting to know Ari. If anything, it's starting to turn into an actual crush.

Ari still feels bad about pretending to be afraid of Draculaura in Welcome to Monster High, even though Drac said there are no hard feelings. She wants to make it up to Drac, but despite what the others have suggested, signing all of Drac's Tash merch doesn't seem sincere enough.

Ari is Drac's Humanology tutor. While Draculaura knows more about humans than most of their classmates, there are still enough gaps in her knowledge that only Ari, who lives among humans, can fill.

After only living with her dad and Webby for so long, Draculaura is big on physical affection when it comes to her friends, more so with Ari after the ghost admitted that she tended not to hug or make contact with her few human friends out of fear of accidentally phasing through them.

Frankie and the others are betting on whether or not Drac and Ari like each other and when they'll get together. Cleo in particular has enough riding on it that she's been secretly bribing Fangelica for info.

Ari took Drac out for a tour of the human world on Halloween. Honestly, the fact that only Drac was invited (She promised to invite everybody else next year) was what tipped off the rest of the Ghoul Squad that Ari might have a thing for Draculaura.

[etheries1015]

Immortal!Yuu is definitely crying over Malleus' human knowledge because sir?? You're going to be a king yet your EQ is that low?? 😭😭😭 Also having some kind of teacher-parent discussion with Lilia because my good Sir what did you teach him???

However, immortal!Yuu teaching younger yet smarter faes about manipulation and negotiation to get what you want from your parents and stuff. Basically intermediate class.

"I know a simple trick to get things from your parents easily. Do you want to know what it is?"

And there's also the advanced tricks™ for the young fae nobles who have to get used to manipulation and persuasion.

"You will be surrounded by people like Azul because of your status. Here are some tactics that they use to manipulate you"

Immortal!Yuu casually telling the fae youngsters about harsh truths and manipulation lmao.

Omg I just had a thought. Well it makes sense Malleus isn't fully versed in the world of humans, seeing as he is going to rule oger briar Valley full of Faes, but what if he brings Immoral Yuu to briar Valley to work as a teacher?? Classes for Faes to learn about humans and how they are, to prepare them for intragrating humans into the kingdom? Malleus things it'd a wonderful idea to have Yuu of all people to teach the population as they had taught him!

Until one day walking into the class Yuu holds with the younger generation he hears Yuu teaching them about manipulation tactics and how they can use their own emotions to manipulate a situation to become beneficial for them HAHA.

"So what do we do when someone tells you no?" They all eagerly hold up their hands before one blurts out; "We cry just enough for them to feel bad about their answer!"

"Close! You-" queue Malleus holding Yuu by the back of their collar with one hand on his hip.

"Is this what you have been teaching my people?"

"Of course not!! I have to um...make sure they are aware of manipulation tactics that could be used upon them so they may see the signs of a toxic person!"

....Malleus was not buying that explanation, and has Lilia, Silver, and Sebek look over classes from now on (seeing as they are the most possible candidates who understand "humanology" the most from your school years) ejfiwjfiejfiw

[princess-of-the-corner]

que monstro te mordeu (what monster bit you)

First of all, this is the synopsis of the serie: Every time a child draws a monster, it will come to life in the Monster World of Monsters, spreading chaos wherever it goes.

So with that in mind, I can start debating what is basically a puppet show, because all the characters are puppets or are played by botargas/motley(?

It doesn't really have much lore because it only had one season (thankful it's 50 episodes) but it mostly deals with the antics of Monster kids meeting other Monsters.

Because the title is literal, if someone starts acting strange instead of being 'what Bug bit you?' is 'what monster bit you?' , Monsters affect each other and sometimes it is difficult to know how to get out of their effects without strong determination or a third party interfering.

Special note that all the Monsters were designed from children's drawings so they can be both silly and cute or something out of the mind of someone stoned-

Characters!

As secondary we have Gorgo (a garbage can that eats everything it sees), Luisa (a talking chair) and Dede (a ball of tangles with multiple eyes), of which, in the intro it is seen that Gorgo and Luisa were designed by children 6-8 years.

There is also Morgume (a tuber(?) and Dr. Z (a giant plant monster that has a ball with a brain and an eye and a book for a mouth), in the intro it is also seen that he was designed by an girl 8-11 years

They are, Monsters, their existence as such is not questioned because they obviously look like Monsters.

Until we go to our main character. Lali

In fact we see the creation of her in the first two minutes of the first chapter.

A child in the darkness of a room begins to draw, no distinguishing features of what he is doing are seen until he begins to color what is obviously a humanoid figure and once finished, he begins to cover the drawing with leaves, hiding it until only his closed eyes is all that is seen. To then change to the scene of a forest where eyes open in a mound of leaves.

(I am legally bound to share the escene-

https://youtu.be/0ysNka_8_yk

And the Intro

https://youtu.be/GKC5QtLJdZ0 )

It's. Fucked up. Cinema. Mostly because the music of that time is very captivating and mysterious. Literally the best thing about this show is the music, which although it's mostly happy, things like the background music and the intro become quite mysterious.

Anyway, Lali. She is human, at least her face is because her torso is covered in leaves and her arms and legs are red with large claws at the end.

In her awakening scene she is confused, she was just born and she doesn't know who she is or where she is, you can see her confusion during the scene.

While she is in that confused state she runs into Luisa, Dede and Gorgo (the latter actually eats her-)

After a bit of talk, the Monsters realize that she looks very human, so they decide to do a test which is to see if she sneezes, because Monsters don't. She for a moment she's cool, she doesn't, but in the end she does and everyone freaks out.

And in a matter of seconds the whole place finds out about the existence of a 'human' and they panic.

A bit dramatic because they are the Monsters but eh-

Dr. Z who was already watching them decided that 'ah, a human' and basically traps Lali and takes her to his house, all because he likes humanology and wants to get all the information out of her.

But that don't go long because the Dr's assistant, Morgume, frees her and feeds her, but there is only Monster food there and Dr. Z is scared because that can't be possible.

But in that he realizes the rest of her characteristics and that she is not quite human.

After a little chase with other Monsters, Lali lets out a roar that is definitely not human and everyone decides 'yeah, it's a Monster, it's all over guys, come home'. In the end Dr. Z ends up registering her in the world of Monsters as 'Half Monster, Half Human' while at the same time it is where she is named 'Lali'.

With that concludes the first chapter where something of the Monsters society was seen, it's not much, but it's good to start raving.

Firstly because, 1, Monsters are drawn by children, 2, all Monsters are common objects or things that scare children or are completely deformed, 3, a small child drew a human as a Monster.

Is this a criticism of humans being monsters? that we may look soft but are in fact Monstrous on the inside?

Who knows, they never specify it and the theme of Lali being half human is never touched on again-

But does she really raise a red flag over the life of the kid who drew her, is everything okay home kid? draws another Monster to know-

(Fun fact, in one chapter a superhero arrives by accident (human) and is mistaken for a monster until he says that he is a superhero from the land of superheroes, I don't remember much but I always had the theory that in fact he was a Monster, drawn by a child who was afraid of superheroes- ( I reemphasize the child from the beginning, did you draw this???!!!)

Keep in mind that although there are 50 chapters, more than 60% are lost and there are only 14 chapters that were dubbed out of Portuguese so basically this series is lost media, chapters 2 and 3 cannot be found.

But I remember Chapter 2 where even though I don't remember that Monster caused damage, I do remember the important part, which is that Dr. Z and Lali were somewhat uncomfortable with each other because, if Dr. Z took her in, both to give her a home and to study this strange species, but it is not really related. At least until the end where Lali addresses him as dad before going off to play with her friends. Your Honor , they are a family.

Sometimes a family is a giant plant with a brain and zero self-care, a biological nightmare between two different species, and a tuber too tired to act as the voice of reason every time.

There is not really a lore that is mentioned much, but with the little that is shown between chapters, it is interesting, it is known that there can be many Monsters of something, this is because there are two Bat Monsters that are very different from each other.

Adult Monsters have monster names and regular names, but child Monsters only have regular names.

The Monsters do not seem to have contacts with humans but they know what they are and are afraid of them (because they were gods, what created them? Because they were destroyers, what hunted them?)

There are many mysteries why this program never closed and it only makes you think about every thing, every implication can drive me crazy.

The program is a creation of the world waiting for someone to decide to do something, it is a children's program that decided to leave everything up in the air so as not to get a higher rating but leaving enough to the imagination.

It's my favorite show for everything it can be, for the music it brings and my fucking nightmare for the same reasons-

This sounds fascinating and a little fever dreamy but fun!

[creations-of-a-certain-no-one]

The Woes of Human Existence

Fandom: Obey Me! Genre; comedy Characters: MC Ren, Satan and unnammed snobby teacher Summary: Devildom literature was usually a chill course for Ren. Until one exceptionally important yet stupid novel that was just absurdly ridiculous and the teacher just had to ask him for opinion. Surely, expecting him to confirm all the bullocks. Oh how little the teacher knew…

Literature was one of the least straining courses - at least for Ren. He was friends with Satan, after all, so a school course was hardly a challenge after all the book exchanges they had, and so were any assignments. Even with the demon history behind it, he could always count on the most knowledgeable brother to provide him with context, and Ren already knew very well what kind of snobbish interpretation would be praised and rewarded with a high grade. So the course was a breeze.

The most challenging part however was this very specific novel they'd been assigned recently. Not because of its inherent difficulty - no, it was basically nothing but romance with an obviously noble and righteous take.

But the key was why such romance was even included in the most influential books of the recent millennium, and it was the reason why it was difficult: because of all the egregious bullshit it contained and about what Ren had to keep his mouth shut.

"One of the most moving parts was when the human addressed her constant dread of how short her life was. It was really eye-opening," a student said, her tone already indicating how struck she was by the character's portrayal. "The constant awareness of a life as short and fleeting as hers, accompanying her in every moment of her life… I never had any idea how brave humans are to live with that, all the time. That is unimaginable bravery."

"Yes, you're right," the teacher agreed, nodding his head. "The author has indeed portrayed the essence of human existence and life. As I said earlier, the human character became one of the most striking and realistic portrayals of humans in fiction ever made, but at the time of this novel's release it was still quite controversial."

"The scene where she begs her beloved to find a cure for her mortality was so heartbreaking!"

"Yes, it is indeed a brilliant scene. At the time of the novel's serialisation, this chapter had shaken the readers so much that it caused a flood of letters demanding the magazine to release the next chapter immediately."

"As much as I understand the importance of the novel, I would find it necessary to add," Satan spoke up, "that some of the author's ideas aren't grounded in reality."

"You're right. We've already addressed many misconceptions about the human world. With our current knowledge, we already know that not all of the human world is as dangerous to humans as it's described in the novel. Humans are able to find safer places to live in, and choose to move there, which the author wasn't aware of due to her skewed and incomplete information about the realities of other realms," the teacher admitted. "However! All the knowledge was pursued and eventually uncovered only as an effect of this novel. Its popularity was the main reason for the interest in the human world to rise. With all the faults in mind, we can still say with certainty that the descriptions of the reality of human internal thoughts and lives are exceptionally accurate."

"I've read the reviews of the humanology researchers. They gave the book flying marks on the accuracy, however…"

"I expected nothing less from you, Satan. That is an excellent addition to the context around this novel. It was indeed one of very few novels that actually were consulted with a specialist."

"The author's wife, yes. Though… I am slightly skeptical of her expertise as she might have watered down her feedback due to their personal engagement."

"That is a valid point. We cannot exclude the possibility that the reality of human mental strain due to their unique circumstances is much more dire than in the novel."

Ren barely kept a groan of misery from escaping his mouth. It was about as preposterous as the comment section of any of his Devildom social media, where demons were constantly causing flame wars about the most ridiculous misconceptions and utterly absurd ideas about humans.

Now he had not only to nod along but pay attention to the unbelievable bullocks.

He could understand why the first novel to portray a human as equal to demons would be groundbreaking at that time, but literally everything else about it was just so completely unbearable he couldn't listen anymore.

He tried to just tune out of any further discussion for it to be like the tedious buzzing of flies in his ear. Like meaningless background noise.

Unfortunately, the teacher decided to ask him for feedback when the boy was already hiding his face in his hands from the nonsense he'd heard.

"Maybe you would like to add something, as the only mortal in this class?" the teacher's tone turned gentle, as if he didn't want to pressure the boy to address the paralysing existential dread that Ren as a human must have been feeling every horrifying second of his life. "If you'd prefer not to, we understand, of course."

Satan reached for Ren's hand, giving it a supportive squeeze. The compassion and pain in his eyes were unbearable.

Something snapped in his resolve to stay out of trouble. Ren simply had enough, and albeit his reason tried to stop him, he lifted his head with the usual bright smile plastered to his face.

"Yeah, I'd probably rather not talk about how unbearably daft this book is," he stated with a cheerful voice.

The silence that followed weighed over the classroom like a storm cloud ready to throw thunders because it was exactly how Ren was feeling at that moment. And likely how the teacher's mood was souring.

The students looked back at him, first interested by the unexpected harsh words but then confused by his usual smile.

Satan however was much less surprised. He knew what was coming: Ren was about to say something mean! And a lot of somethings, probably. If it was directed at him, Satan would be beyond frightened, but since it wasn't - he was just going to observe it with glee.

An extremely rare sight he could never miss.

But the teacher didn't sense the danger, or maybe just didn't particularly care that a mere human was about to talk back. He composed himself after the initial surprise.

"...would you care to elaborate?"

Ren just said he would prefer not to - and just a few seconds ago.

"First," his smile grew only more blindingly bright, "humans are among the longest living inhabitants of the human world. There's nothing to compare and to come to the conclusion our lives are short. That's bull. The lives of literally everything around us are short. And our lives are short only from an immortal perspective. For us, in our world, we are the long lived ones around."

"That cannot be true. Humans are fully aware of their mortality and fragility and fear it."

"Well, duh. Like if it is a tempting perspective. Okay, for some it is?" a few students gave him a horrified but als fascinated stare. "Nevermind. The point is, find any demon doesn't fear the same."

The students looked at him baffled.

"No?" Ren looked around, not even slightly discouraged by the curious faces of his classmates. "Never scared of the possibility of some very strong demon tearing you apart? Or an unfixable fatal curse?"

An enlightened "oohhh" washed over the classroom.

"That is about as possible as a human getting incurably sick or into an accident."

"That one aspect might indeed be shared but the limited time makes it inevitable and, as a result, makes human lives miserable with the distress it causes."

"The only thing it really causes is the worry about the elderly loved ones."

"Just like the demon felt," Satan concluded with a nod.

"Pretty much. Furthermore! Those researchers' reviews are just stupid. It was actually correct that many humans live in hazardous areas. And surprise, they don't spend their lives shivering in fear either. Humans don't flock only to the safest places on Earth. We do absolutely live around volcanoes, in earthquake and flood areas. Humans live in deserts and in polar climate. They've been there for ages and they're not moving away!"

"How do you survive that?!" one student exclaimed, fascinated. "Isn't the cold there deadly for humans?"

"Exactly." The teacher huffed. "That is obviously false, no human can survive that."

"Have you heard of… clothes?"

A wave of laughter shut the teacher down.

"...I see." The teacher tried to keep a pokerface. "That's quite interesting feedback albeit clearly biased." He turned away, an expression of hope briefly crossing his face as he looked at Solomon. "You have not spoken up yet. You've always been a very reasonable human, I am sure you understand the topic broader."

"Hmm, yes," he let off a thoughtful hum, "My perspective differs a bit, you see, since I'm in a slightly different situation." The teacher nodded at his words, relieved, probably expecting Solomon to contradict Ren's words. But his relief was premature. "Though, I absolutely second what Ren said. His expertise is on point and absolutely accurate. I would highly recommend asking him for feedback more often."

The teacher's face fell.

"I am sure that you both are just… not a very representative sample. It's certainly not a common belief among humans. Our research has already confirmed that beyond any doubt."

"And who exactly has more expertise about humans, some academic shut-ins who never visited the human world, or actual humans themselves?"

"Research conducted by a third party is not skewed by personal beliefs."

"The so-called research has no methodology whatsoever. A fourth rate human college has better academic achievements than that, and got those without conducting any kidnappings on top of that."

Ren sat down and hid his face in his hands again.

Satan patted him supportively on a shoulder, but this time the only thing that flickered in his eyes was amusement.

He turned to the teacher.

"Sir, we've already agreed the book isn't particularly accurate in many places, so inaccuracies aren't a surprise, are they? I would strongly recommend asking humans about human things for a better view on such motifs." Satan added. "The book obviously revolutionised the Devildom's perspective on humans. It remains one of the most important pieces of our literature…" it might have seemed like a merciful thing to say, but Ren knew Satan too well not to expect a devastating punchline, "…especially as an example of good intentions but exceptionally misguided execution."

A few students snickered.

The teacher didn't say anything to that. He just finished class ten minutes earlier and let them leave without addressing the issue any further.

.

In the afternoon he found a surprise on his DevilTube account as someone tagged him in their video.

It was Levi.

"Human student reacts to DEMONSPLAINING".

It had already gone viral. And was shared by Solomon with the applause emoji.

Ren could only sigh.

Then he could only sigh again when Lucifer informed him that he received several requests from researchers seeking an interview with The Human.

Well, at least some misconceptions got cleared. 

[hiael]

Heya^^

I have some ask about Hiael for the MC & OC ask game!

General Info 01 Do they have a nickname?

General Info 09 Do they attend RAD? What is their role there? Their best subject/the one they teach? Club activties? If they don't attend RAD, what do they do?

Concept and Design 03 What is the biggest change you have made from their original concept?

Concept and Design 08 Anything you heavily associate with them? A color, a word, a picture, or something else?

Thank you so much for the ask game! It takes time to answer each question, but it's extremely fun!

_General Info 01

Do they have a nickname?

Yes, he has! In fact, her name came from a nickname her mother had given to a friend of hers, Hae (which in Hangul means “the girl who is like the ocean” – but there are variations that say it means “Sun”, one day I will find out if it's true), but since Hae is a girl's name, she put an L at the end and turned it into Hael. It can also (according to Google) mean “who is like God” or “generous, generous, kind, liberal”. It wasn't planned, it was Raphael until Rahel (angel) appeared, and I got offended and took Rap out of the way, left Hael and invented a story :) So, you can call him Hael, Hae, or Nao (affectionately given by his younger brother)

_General Info 09

Do they attend RAD? What is their role there? Their best subject/the one they teach? Club activties? If they don't attend RAD, what do they do?

Eles estudam na RAD, atualmente são intercambistas (só era para ser por um ano, por que ele está aqui fazendo o 3º ano de intercambista? Ele não aguenta mais ir às aulas…) e membro do grupo estudantil grupo do conselho. Após as aulas ou em dias livres como sábados, ele ministra aulas sobre o mundo humano (cultura, política, música, esportes, anatomia, biologia, saúde, filosofia e tecnologia) para quem tiver interesse.

It is not a professional, mandatory or daily class, but he wanted to teach something more about the human world from a more human perspective because he is dissatisfied with the classes taught by demon teachers trained in humanology.

Concept and Design 03

What is the biggest change you have made from their original concept?

Surprisingly, I had a good idea of ​​what they looked like for a long time. When I went to put it on paper, my biggest problem was the color of their hair. At the time, I still drew traditionally, so when I finally switched to digital, a lot of things changed, including the hair color. It was black, it went to light brown, it went to dark brown, it went to gray, it went to red, and back to black, but I still want to change the color too. If you ask me, I just say he likes to dye his hair.

I was going to post a drawing of him too, but Ibis Paint did the favor of deleting my drawing (which was almost ready). I'm suffering from this again, maybe I'll post it this week if I can find time to draw.

Concept and Design 08

Anything you heavily associate with them? A color, a word, a picture, or something else?

Peaches, strawberries and stars. I just imagine this being his vibe on different days, despite his face, Hael is actually someone very sensitive.

[magnusmodig]

A VERY DESCRIPTIVE PROFILE OF YOUR MUSE

NAME: Thor Odinson, King of Asgard NICKNAME(S): Point Break ALIAS(ES): The God of Thunder

AGE: 27 (human), 1500 (actual) SPECIES: Asgardian Aesir PRONOUNS: he/him

ORIENTATION: Jane Foster ZODIAC: Cancer (July 9th) MORAL ALIGNMENT: neutral good

INTERESTS: inter-galactic history, cultural anthropology, architecture, humanology, aerospace and astrophysics, general astronomy, military and combat training, piloting and sea-faring, adventuring FEARS: Losing his family, being unworthy/not good enough (in general, of his family/loved ones), failing his people, being lonely, becoming like his father. GUILTY PLEASURES: Thor is an avid humanologist and a studier of Midgard. Which is only something he's "guilty" of according to his father.

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: Asgardian (The progenitor of Midgardian Old Norse), Groot (and other alien languages.), Midgardian languages (notably: English, Latin, Old Norse, all other Scandinavian languages, etc.) PROFESSION: The King of Asgard, All-Father and Protector of the Nine Realms. (Formerly the crown prince.) Also the mightiest Avenger.

BODY TYPE:  tall, muscular, certified "beefcake". At minimum, 3x denser than a 250lb human male. HEIGHT: 6'3"

COLORS: Gold, silver, warm-greys and red DRINKS: Water, juices, alcoholic beverages. ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES: Yes. Mostly: mead, ale, beer, whiskey, rum and wine. SMOKES: No.

DRIVERS LICENSE: No. Thor IS an experienced pilot and ship captain, though! EVER BEEN ARRESTED: Technically yes, once by S.H.I.E.L.D. in 2011, but not for longer than 8 hours. He spent longer as a gladiator slave on Sakaar.

[huhnkie]

Huhnkie i know you are trying to hide from me as you block my accounts but I will never give up until the day you show us Theodora Villavicencio on Humanology and explain to us what it contain

From Ronald Reagan the 40th President of the United States

Go to church, go to school ty

[blueprint-poetry]

disconnective

I close the door. Let go, I tell myself. This isn’t much we didn’t already know, just waking up from warmth to realize we’ve been cold all along, fever starved and shaky hurt wracked by the sweet, sweet curse of humanology wrapped up in handy excuses to excuse it, the bad behavior.

Well I started waking up with the bitter taste slowly making sense. We tout self-responsibility, but only when it comes to telling others they should just get over it cause no, it doesn’t matter what anyone did to them. I can’t help thinking how that absolves us of how we treat each other.

I don’t want excuses anymore. You’ve always had a foot out the door with another reason to excuse your inconstancy. What a boring load of a dismal disconnective theory.

—blueprint poetry

[writerofweird]

Betty, one of the ant world's leading experts in humanology, weighs in:

"Humans have their own version of pheromone trails; if humans need other humans to go to a certain place, they will prepare a presentation, broadcast on those large squares they have in their nests, utilising bright visuals and appealing audio instructing them that unless they go to a specific place or secure a specific object, than their lives will be incomplete."

Are Humans Self-Aware?

Ants have often tested humans for self awareness. They placed objects in our homes and were shocked we didn't cover them in sand.

"Although humans build interesting nests & show signs of cooperation, can they really have rich inner lives like ants? Unlikely."

They laid pheromone trails & we ignored them.

"Even a newly eclosed callow or a termite could have followed these trails! Human intelligence is perhaps similar to that of a lichen... or perhaps an aphid at best."

[ancestorsofjudah]

1 Kings 13: 31-34. "Between Kings."

In Eden, God said "wait", but otherwise, hurrying past the past is one of the God of Israel's most strenuous bits of advice. The question of "hurry off to what, exactly?" has held us back. The reason we anoint kings and elect presidents is to provide God and man with a vision to which we can all capitulate.

For this, the king or what have you maintains a Court or a standing government that consists of historians, scientists, specialists in every branch of humanology to assist in preventing the sins of the past and molding the shape of the incoming present.

What was tried, what worked and what did not should be the topic of discussion between all of these at all times during policy formation in any kind of government.

Let us change gears to the "step mother" of Judaism, Hinduism for a moment and examine the most famous moment the past needed to be laid to rest during the epic poem called the Bhagavad Gita.

During a process designed to form a line of succession, two princes competed for the role of King and one cheated. The courts of both men were heavily involved.

The court of the rightful winner told him to draw his sword and cut down the cheater right then, and he declined. The court of the cheater started a vendetta against the rightful heirs and society was rended to bits.

Then came the god Krishna, the "scourge of the wicked" and told the losers to get up off their asses and go fight for what is right. Hindus, like other religious pilgrims have always had strict ideals for what is just and unjust, pure and impure, and carefully defined what is duty and what is naughty. What happened on this history making Election Day in ancient India should have resulted in clear decisive action but alas, it did not. And we have not learned much from it.

We learned about this in the Septuagint and are seeing similar in the Melachim. Somehow, things in royal courts one day just seem to unzip, especially around the time of transition. Instead of going from better to better, they go from bad to worse, bad to worse.

WHY would God call Moses up the Mount, send him back to Egypt and then deign to let numnutz run the people backwards into the sea and the dust?

He suggested no such thing, no not once. Every time a limpdik has surfaced to trouble the people, God has sent a revenger, a deliverer to help out. Then things quiet down, then they go right back where they came from again.

The solution is nigh- here in this section of the Tanakh "the perpetual water of God's Attributes" called the Melachim, "the exchange of knowledge between kings."

Time can pass, kings can come and go, but the knowledge must stay the same:

31 After burying him, he said to his sons, “When I die, bury me in the grave where the man of God is buried; lay my bones beside his bones. 

32 For the message he declared by the word of the Lord against the altar in Bethel and against all the shrines on the high places in the towns of Samaria will certainly come true.”

33 Even after this, Jeroboam did not change his evil ways, but once more appointed priests for the high places from all sorts of people. Anyone who wanted to become a priest he consecrated for the high places. 

34 This was the sin of the house of Jeroboam that led to its downfall and to its destruction from the face of the earth.

The key to this section is found in the word Samaria, "the residue":

The verb שמר (shamar) means to guard or to exercise great care over. Noun שמרה (shomra) means guard. Noun שמר (shimmur) means night watch. Noun אשמורה ('ashmura) or אשמרת ('ashmoret) refers to the night watch as unit of time.

Noun משמר (mishmar) describes the "place or agent" of guarding, which may come down to either a prison or a guard, but it may also describe the keeping on some religious observances or something like that. Noun משמרת (mishmeret), literally meaning "with the function of watching," used in the sense of a charge or obligation; an official function of guarding. Noun שמרה (shemura) describes an eyelid.

Noun שמר (shemer) describes the dregs or residue that collects at the bottom of a bottle of wine. This word may stem from a whole other root, or it reflects the similarity between patiently standing through a night watch and a bottle ageing in a rack.

This word may also describe a stagnant heart, either as a heart in which dregs settle out or a heart that's carefully guarded.

Noun שמיר (shamir) describes some kind of wild, thorny vegetation that covers large areas. Again, this noun may stem from a whole other verb, but a hedge of thorns is not unlike a perimeter peopled by armed guards, or even a tender heart that's guarded by sarcasm and a proneness to insult.

The high places are where we develop our understanding of what is right and wrong. If they teach cheating is fair, that climate change is a myth when it is as deadly as a disease, if they direct us to worry about other person's panties or the going's ons in their uterine canals, while war, poverty, and impropriety are making everyone insane, then this is a sign the chain is broken, the residue is leaking away and things need to be shored up.

God says over and over throughout the Tanakh- throw the high places down, smash the asherah poles, and destroy the idols of persons who defy God and proclaim false dogma.

In our times, these are the Republicans, Mormons, Evangelicals and persons affiliated with Fox News and the Pro-Life movement. They are the cause of all that is unjust and deleterious in this world.

Even after everything George W. Bush put us through- we went back to the Republican Party and let it threaten life on earth again by championing and then cheating an utter scoundrel Donald Trump and his partners in filth into power.

None of us are ignorant, it has to be stopped for good. Observe the Gematria for verses 33 and 34:

The value is 11000: This means we apply the sacred wisdom of the meaning of the number 11 across the millennia, never to be forgotten:

Eleven refers to the conveyance of the Divine light which transcends the limits of the world within the limits of the world.

“The world was created with ten utterances.” Eleven, thus, refers to a level above the limits of that set. Nevertheless, since it is also a number which follows in sequence to ten, we can understand that it refers to the fusion between the transcendent Divine light and the framework of limited worldly existence.

Eleven indicates an excess, a spillage, an over-doing or wasting of divine energy.

Jeroboam mixed church and state, and in doing so, made them over in his image and obfuscated the truth regarding all the morals and ethics that were important to the society he was chosen to govern.

The Melachim prescribes a remedy: upon even a tincture of such a thing in the future: eradicate it, scour it from the face of the earth for all time.