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[obscureshipsandchips]

Remus: I really never want to help with pranks they make me

James: hey moony can you-

Remus: FINE! James- fine. I’ll help you find a spell to enchant the tableware to float high up whenever Dumbledoor stands and set back on the table when he sits. I didn’t WANT to but you here we are

Sirius, whispering to James: don’t tell him you just wanted to know when potions essay was due

James, whispering back: where did he even come up with that idea

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius: remus isn’t a hear me out because everybody wants to fuck him

james:

peter:

remus:

james: i do think that’s something you should look into on your own time

[percyweasleyapologist]

Remus: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Remus, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

[apoetsworld]

Sirius *bursting into the room*: OMG OMG, HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!

James: What?? What are you looking for?

Sirius *pacing now*: THE THING! YOU KNOW?! THE THING-

Lily *turning around with baby harry in her arms*: What thing?

Sirius *dropping to his knees*: omg, omg, thank godric you've got it!

James: YOU MEAN MY CHILD?!

[managone16]

Sirius: Hey reggie, pass me my cig box will you? Regulus: *taking out a box from his pocket* Here, have one of mine. Sirius, baffled: what, you smoke?! Regulus: No, I keep them in my pocket to fucking snack on.

[yourgalgremlin]

REMUS: I spent most of 5th year in & out—

SIRIUS: of the hospital wing?

JAMES: of detention?

REGULUS: of Sirius?

REMUS: …of depression.

[pottermagiczz]

James: I need advice

Sirius: With what?

James: With love. How did you know you were in love with Remus?

Sirius: ...

Sirius: I'm in love with Remus?

[shadowjinx2906]

James: *sighs a madly in love sigh* He speaks with a voice as sweet as honey 😍

…

Regulus: The fuck you looking at, Four Eyes?

[my-castles-crumbling]

Falling asleep in the dorms…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah?”

“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”

“Shit mate, took you long enough.”

“Heh. Yeah.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, Prongs?”

“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”

“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”

“Noted.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, mate?”

“What if I like a particular bloke?”

“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”

“No.”

….

“Sirius?”

“Yes, Prongs?”

“It’s your brother.”

“I know.”

“You know?”

“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”

“Right.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yes Prongs?”

“That’s…it’s okay?”

“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”

“Alright.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”

“Alright.”

….

“James?”

“What’s up, Padfoot?”

“Take care of him, alright?”

“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”

[figgymacaron]

Harry: Why does Mommy wear makeup?

James: To look pretty

Harry: But she’s already pretty!

James: (beaming) Yes, she’s the very prettiest

Harry: Daddy you should wear makeup!

James: (smile falling)

[sunseekerchild]

Dorcas: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Barty: weak, I sleep with two.

James: you're both pathetic.

Barty: oh yeah? and what do you sleep with?

James: Regulus.

[melstinybrain]

james: regulus, do you want to get coffee sometime, maybe?

regulus: uh- ye- yeah!?

james: great! um- after school?

regulus: yeah, after is- wait. you do mean that in a gay way, right?

james: yes, in a gay way.

regulus: full homo?

james: a full homosexual coffee date.

[cheriip1e]

James: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Regulus: Okay.

James: And make out during the scary parts.

Regulus: Th-

Regulus: The scary parts.

Regulus: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

[a-great-tragedy]

Barty: Why do you always dress like you’re going to a funeral?

Regulus: Oh you do not want to see me going to a funeral

~funeral flashbacks~

Regulus: WHAT THE FUCK DO I WEAR SIRIUS?

Sirius: Just wear this-

Regulus: BUT I ALWAYS WEAR THAT! THAT’S CASUAL CLOTHES FOR ME…

Regulus: *Finds something* Can I wear this?

Sirius: Sure

Regulus: *Throws clothes to the side* NO, THAT SOUNDED JUDGMENTAL

[apoetsworld]

Regulus *while staring at James*: Glasses are the absolute sluttiest thing a man can wear

Sirius: WHAT THE FUCK REG I ASKED WHAT YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS

[managone16]

Marlene: So, Baby Black, how's life? Regulus: why are you here and talking to me?? Marlene: awe, c'mon can't I have a conversation with Sirius's baby brother if I want to? Regulus: Regulus: Dorcas likes Acid pops and red carnations. Marlene: Alright thanks bye.