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i had to help prep an exhibition area today and doing hard labour has reminded me that i am not built for such a life bhRBHFHERBF
#yes i can do it#i am an independent woman capable of doing things#however i prefer not to#i am reminded that im in need of a partner that can do all the handy stuff cause im not built for this HBREBHFBHERBF#dean rambles
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(kinda self indulgent but-)
Nanami knows your beauty routine like the back of his hand. How you keep your nails, your hair, your skincare, make up, body care etc. But he especially knows that you’re a stickler when it comes to hair removal. He thinks it’s interesting that sometimes you’ll forgo him making love to you because you’re “you’re not prepared”. Rambling off some excuse about how you haven’t had a chance to shave or see your waxer.
Nanami, of course, will never argue. It’s whatever you’re comfortable with. But he sees how you ease the more you trust him, the more you grow comfortable in your relationship. You don’t even bat an eye when he loops his fingers around the strings of your underwear, drags it down slowly - the tip of his cock leaking with pre cum and brows raising when he sees tufts of hair on your pubis.
It’s only when he gently grazes his fingers against your mound do your eyes shoot open. You clasp your fingers around his wrist and squeeze, “wait, I forgot-“ you blurt, half ashamed.
But he knows you’re in heat, takes a second to drag his fingers up against your slit.
“I’m not ready for you,” you insist, pushing yourself up on your forearms only to watch your lover pull his digits away, your slick coating the pads in glittering strings.
“I beg to disagree,” he teases, eyes on yours while his fingers move to his lips to taste your arousal, making you pulse from between your legs.
His moves one hand to your pelvis, gently massaging his thumb against your hip. “You know I have no preference, right?” he ensures, “I just want to eat you out and fuck you as I please. But I won’t do it if you’re uncomfortable.”
His touch on your hip burns your skin. You can feel yourself getting wet. “I don’t want you to stop,” you whisper after a few seconds, and Nanami smiles.
He kisses your belly button, creates a path down your lower belly and over your mound. His lips circle over your clit, his tongue rubbing the bud. He throws your legs over his shoulders, and feasts.
#this is very much a self insert#however you view body hair is beautiful ❤️#but I just find this idea so sexy especially as someone who prefers to be a hairless cat 😂#nanami x reader#nanami x you#nanami x y/n#nanami smut
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SEA MOON SEE YOU
#og art#one piece#sanji#blackleg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#IM NEVER TOUCHING THIS CANCVAS EVER AGAIN#GOD. WHY DID I DO THAT.#HOWEVER. ITS CHOPPERS BIRTHDAY SOON. I HAVE TO MAKE PREPARATIONS#PREFERABLY LESS COMPLICATED THAN THIS SHIT#HAVE YOU FUCKING HEARD THIS SONG. HAVE YOU REALLY#IT HAUNTS ME. HE WAS JUST A LITTLE GUY.#I WANT TO HOLD HIM LIKE A COOL ROCK#HE WAS SO LITTLE….. WHY IS THE WORLD SHIT……..
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James starts fights, Sirius ends them.
James calls the shots, Sirius does the shooting.
James makes the enemy, Sirius holds the grudge.
#sirius black#james potter#james potter and sirius black#sirius black and james potter#sirius and james#james and sirius#prongs and padfoot#padfoot and prongs#prongsfoot#platonic prongsfoot#idgaf read it however you want#marauders era#harry potter marauders#maraudersera#the marauders era#the marauders#the marauders fandom#marauders fandom#james potter is the sweetheart of all time#sirius black is overprotective and insanely loyal#james points to someone and sirius bites them#that is how they work#i prefer it platonic but even if you like it romantic you have to agree with me
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The computer! It is my sona character.
#ms paint#beebfreeb art tag#robot#I don't know what else to tag it as. It's me. The computer.#I own all of the clothing items except that shirt. My red shirt has a different collar I think? I don't think it buttons that high.#Well I can't find it rn to confirm. SAD.#Anyway. I straight up dress weird. Most of my shirts are annoyingly patterned as I prefer.#However my grey shorts and meat socks are my favorite ever#I mean most of the time I am wearing one of my many basket ball shorts but I prefer my grey shorts for cutes outfits#object head
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[REVOKED] [RETAINED] [RED̴A̸C̵͍̔T̵̰̓E̸̘̽D̸̳̻͕́̒]̵̱̈́̋
#14 days with you#14dwy#Happy (late) White Day!!#I promised the 14DWY discord some [REDACTED] art but I went blind before I could start it </3 /lh /hj#It's missing a lot of key details because I didn't wanna spoil anything (like his burn marks; his official clothing; the tats; etc)#However the missing ring is intentional bc I like to think this happens 1 year after the Valentines Day art piece <3#I also didn't wanna reveal his /actual/ tattoos so I used a placeholder instead#Ngl it's kinda 👀👀........#I think I still prefer to OG though#🖤 — gallery.#💖 — about ren.#💖 — 14 days with queue.
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idk exactly how to say it but there is something off about how so many people just ignore wade when he says he’s not a natural bottom
#like. i fuck w bottom wade in fics#so i get it#however there’s a difference between just having him bottom and making it clear he prefers it u know?#i just think it’s weird to specifically point out in a fic that’s he’s usually a ‘subby bottom bitch’ when that’s just blatantly wrong lol#also….. he can sub and top at the same time…. yall know this right…..#poolverine#wade wilson#txt#mine
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So what you’re saying is, if Spideypool goes canon, it would trend for at least two years
#referring to the fact poolverine has been trending for like a month#spideypool#poolverine#I ship both btw#I do however have a preference to spideypool#deadpool#spider man#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#peter parker#OR#spideypoolveirine
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they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one
alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way
#scribbles#milton r wallace#callum crown#phonegingi#sgt norm allen#norm allen#dialtown#dialtown a phone dating sim#..uh idk if callum and milt have a ship name orz#normgingi#milton norm parallels save me. Save me milton norm parallels#very specific but its why i prefer to look at the callum-milt-marla situation as like tragic polyamory#as opposed to a cheating one#it adds to the callum-gingi parallels. theyv both got polycule situations C:#though i suppose you could call a cheating situation a dark parallel to gingi's polycule the same way you could call#milton's entire deal a dark parallel to their relationship with norm/the narrator#However i just like tragic polyamory. my visions of milton and marla ALSO being in love yet having the mutual#realization that they hate callum more than they love eachother (esp milton) is highly specific yet also everything to me#misery loves company and all that jazz. a THIRD combination of people having divorce shit going on#this guys ruining my life IM GONNA FUCK HIS WIFE! (They are already in a consensual polyamorous relationship milton is just making it weird#Sorry these tags were going to be like meaningful discussion about this art and then i was enabled to talk about THIS AGAIN#OH YEAH this art in particular i discovered halftones and also started actually using blending brushes#milts face isnt drawn. obviously. but im imagining a kind of 'oh you!' exasperated fondness#as opposed to norm who's just a cranky little tsundere. jokes on milt though HIS relationship is HEALTHIER#also i will never pass up the chance to draw gingi and callum together#theyr both characters i adore drawing gingi's round shapes and different textures and callums cute little bolts#but also they do look soooo similar and yet so different its always really fun to do#and theyr just. my favs lol. my top 3 favs go gingi-mingus-callum hehe#Ok thats all. thank you for coming to my rambles#fig said i should post my art at better times and so i am and that means when i post my art im AWAKE ENOUGH TO RAMBLE ABOUT IT LOL
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last saturday that will be spent staring 20 minutes at a screen watching this guy go thru incomprehensible horrors. cant wait to have normal weekends from now on
#im a trimax truther sorry brothers there will be little stampy art in here.#however i feel like its my duty to draw this guy chilling after watching him get shoved in a meat grinder for Iike 10 episodes.#may the finale be nice to him#also he is fun to draw.. i do prefer the original due to how many creative liberties i can take (with the coat lol)#however this vashie is also very good he looks like a butch lesbian which he also happens to be btw trust me i work on the show#i wish we got more episodes of him having a good time ):#but sadly hes stuck in an anime with 12 episodes with a pacing that could kill a victorian boy#trigun stampede#vash#vash the stampede#trigun#art tag
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You know, the AAI2 fandom’s insistence on referring to the characters by their fan localized names we’ve had for like a decade instead of the ones we received this week is really funny. It almost reminds me of something…
God damn it.
#ace attorney#aai#aai2#aa investigations#aai collection#ace attorney series#ace attorney shitpost#ace attorney posting#ace attorney investigations#yumihiko ichiyanagi#sebastian debeste#eustace winner#courage the cowardly dog#raymond shields#eddie fender#justine courtney#verity gavelle#real talk: the name Eustace is kind of growing on me. it has the even more pathetic energy than both Yumihiko/Sebastian.#still prefer the fan names though.#that and since I’m a microbiology major I know that ‘eu-‘ as a prefix in biology usually means ‘true’ so it connects to Verity/Justine#and I think that’s kinda cute :)#winner however can go burn.#Eustace will never replace Sebastian I am simply adding it to my list of names to refer to the kid.#<- a list which so far includes: 4kids Akechi. Laywer Iruma-kun. Fluffy Little Bastard. Tall Child. Disconnected Tellytubby. Herr Fluffy.#and now Eustace and Stacey have been added to the mix.#what are some others please add.
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cw // suggestive
worshipped route for whitney the faithful (or fallen?) where he's preparing the sacrifice pc for weekly prayers~
whitney the faithful/swap au idea belongs to @just-dol-headshots
#okay it seems i have a preferred way to draw whtieny and thats him looking down on pc-chan#HOWEVER !!!#I HAVE A VERY GOOD REASON TO DO THIS#ITS VERY HOT OKAY#LEAVE ME ALONE#i need to plan my panels better jesus#BUT DAMN PLAYING WITH CSP AGAIN IS SO FUN#i can finally make comic strips again!!#swap au#whitney the faithful#whitney the fallen#whitney the bully#dol whitney#fan art#art#mine#my fan art#my art#dol#dol related#degrees of lewdity#dol pc#eri the orphan#MY HEAD HAS BEEN FULL OF THIS IDEA SINCE THIS MORNING#also im sorry im making comics/art at a slower pace#its cause i got deadlines to run after#and on top of that im also trying to handle the apocalypse au brainrot#hbjrefhbehrf#so im literally swapping between comic strips HBJERFHREBFHBERF AND TRYING TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET MIXED UP#damn i got two hands and im right handed
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aven acheron request........... i get so sad whenevwr i think about how aventurine's love language is gift giving
#my art#fanart#digital art#sketches#honkai star rail#honkai star rail fanart#hsr aventurine#hsr acheron#i drew this as platonic art idk. i prefer them as besties#but you're free to see them however you like etc
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I love it when people headcanon binghe as being really interested in modern home appliances like refrigerators and vacuums I just think it's really cute
#young wife excited about purchasing a slow cooker#contrary perhaps to popular belief i dont think he would like Roombas i think hed prefer to just have a#good quality vacuum and clean himself#however he would be a good vacuum. which is why i support everyone naming their roombas binghe
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oh boy !! ! ! ! !!! ! thANK y0u all for the kind words on my last art posts. you all get it and i was/still am so happy about it
as promised, here's some close-ups of the comic for image quality's sake, and other screenshots i rescued from the community whiteboard (and something else)
first up another sketch of mystery gender-ambiguous being. (please send me more name ideas for them if you got one- i like to hear em! (reminder it's the side character that appeared for <10 seconds in AvM Ep. 30))
a few fav scenes
emotional support cwab
they weren't meant for this purpose exactly, but i do have countless "fluffy sticks" loose in my notes and homework sheets from the school years.
papery critter.
even when i wasn't confident in fur or feathers, they helped me practice posing and create some satisfying gradients/flowing poses. (im a sucker for good tail poses) (oh yay! i found a good pic...)
and finally, little sneak peak for you for reading so far ;3
i realized that whiteboardfox is pretty great for my working needs. simple and to the point and all. feels nice with the mouse and the tablet.
so i started hashing out a big project idea just to see if it holds up and
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oh
oh man
it's a little bigger than i expected
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#--/ art#alan becker#animator vs animation#animation vs minecraft#Minecraft bed#ava the dark lord#ava the chosen one#me when the project that obviously wasn't going to be done in one night isn't done in one night: D: !?!?!?!?#kudos to whoever routed the Speedrun actual short because that one is so fun and clean and savvy#clever made up time-savers? includes orange's TNT shield-jump?? nonlethal dragon dispatch??? sweet#ithink you can see where i tried to head with this#turns out that turning up the complexity 98 notches higher makes things trickier to parse hmmmmmm?#in fact i might need some help with this one ;>v>' like a lot.#i had a bit of a story and route set up already i just... wanted to make sure everything was at least kinda there...................#we'll see#the pie joke. i was trying to categorize which foodstuffs chosen should be able to make on the fly. with their flame hands.#ex. cooking meats makes sense because flint and steel works for the same purpose (you can kill a burning animal to get cooked meats)#but baking bread or drying kelp seems way more involved or whatever -> needs a proper furnace environment#HOWEVER... i noticed that Steve can just summon pumpkin pies from his bare hands if he wants to without even a workbench. so. sure! lol.#this is scraping the surface of the minutiae i want to consider#(ALSO KUDOS to everyone who RUNS/works on all-advancements. of course. riding on your shoulders here)#final joke is that chosen didn't know how crazy this undertaking would be to learn#but dark is very literally programmable. so you could maybe just plug some TAS instructions into him and off he goes#or even more open-ended than that just give him the list of advancements + stipulations + the wiki and similar result#it'd get done but. i dont think he'd find that fun at all. prefers to write his own instructions if you see what i mean#i might be forgetting some context. it is rather late you see. please ask me questions about this! ;P#tco aa
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What flag?what's happening
I've got enough new people that probably deserve an explanation.
I made that flag. I designed it for my dad, whose projects are endless and always begin with "you know what would be a cool thing to do..." and then end, years later, with fully custom-built modifications that look like they could have been made that way in a factory. The text itself is a modified version of the Programmer's Credo, which in turn is a parody of a presidential speech about the space race.
Back when I first made the flag, I posted a picture here, on the hellsite, with permission to use the phrase in whatever projects people wanted to make. Sometime recently, someone cropped out all the context, so it was just a picture of my flag, and started circulating it on twitter, facebook, instagram, and here on tumblr, without any credit. It'd be something entirely different if someone was posting their own graphic. I don't care what people do with the phrase itself, but that flag is, specifically, my work--I designed that.
It's now been reposted by the Elongated Muskrat himself, with, of course, no credit.
I simply do not have the energy to deal with this. I have therefore quote-tweeted (should I have replied? I don't know how tf the bird site works) with a link to my redbubble and will deal with this later when the muskrat's site seems to be working marginally better.
Anyway. Here's my brother and nephew, with proof in the background.
#my dad seems delighted#his barn is famous now!#I however prefer to remain anonymous#or at least here in this hellsite where no one has real faces except the bots#the chum bucket helmets were because Seth and the Harbinger of Seth had a spongebob-themed christmas party#and of course we halfass nothing
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