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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money
#every trip to the grocery store brings me closer to the edge#how is this allowed we have to do somethingggggg#text#own
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Fem!reader x 141
Honestly might be able to to something with the gross stuff I saw at the hardware store I used to work at (except make it hot and 141)
Imagine you're a cashier, the only one with early morning availability so you're there at 5:45am for the 6am start. It's always the worst kinds of contractors there: rude, tired, dirty, leering gazes and sexist comments
You're pretty sick of it, but you get paid a bit more than minimum wage and you're done by 11am so, you take it with a cheery smile and fast service
The 141 contracting company starts spending at your store. So much, in fact, that your manager personally takes you aside to mention just how much they do - nearly a million a year - and how no matter what, your job is to be nice and please them
Well, you can do that. You've dealt with crazy, awful old contractors screaming in your face about lumber prices at 6:30am more than once, heard them talking about your tit's or your ass right in front of you - you can handle it
Until the masked one comes in first and hes huge, dark hoodie and cargo pants hanging low on his hips. He hands you 3k in bills only there are bloodstains on them and he watches you closely the whole time you count them out
It's... not a first, but the look he gives you makes you shiver. Pale eyelashes, tall, intimidating
The second is nicer. Too nice, in fact. He charms you before you're even fully awake, and your shift goes by quickly thinking about that winning smile and the way he'd touched your fingers while he handed you a stack of bills... not to mention those soft brown eyes
The third is... intense, for 8am. He rolls on the balls of his feet, stares at you harder than the masked one. He offers to buy you a hot chocolate at the coffee shop next door and grins like you made a joke when you decline
Their boss is fucking dreamy. Even you have to admit it, trying not to look up at his mustached, frankly porno-esque face. He's huge, as tall as the others but thick, with a little pudge around his belly. He trudges in with thick workboots and a stained t shirt, pays for 24k worth of material with a lazy smile on his face like it's nothing
You might ask head cash to move you to the garden center after all...
#141 x reader#simon riley x reader#kyle garrick x reader#johnny mactavish x reader#john price x reader#based on a true story only i wanted to kms when i worked at that store#genuinely contractors are the worst most disgusting kinds of men#so this is healing <3#imagining a nice contractor#lmao#i used to work 6 - 11 am#also this is so lazy#pls forgive me for how lZy it is#lazy*#idk#hehe#drgnfly writes#im trying to use my brain its so hard#anyway john takes u out on a date makes them all jealous#or maybe gaz charms ur pants off#U PICK
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here's what ur gonna do. ur gonna get a plain tshirt from anywhere. from ur closet or ur dad or the thrift store or whatever. then ur gonna go to the dollar store or whatever equivalent u have in ur country. ur gonna get fabric paint and a sponge. ur gonna go home and take a cereal box or a cover of a magazine or something similar. ur gonna draw a design on it [or words. or print out a picture and trace it onto the cardstock) and cut out a stencil. then ur gonna use the sponge to dab the paint onto the shirt using the stencil. ur gonna do that thinly in 2-3 coats until it's opaque but not too stiff. then ur gonna let it dry for 24 hours. ur gonna cover that shirt with a thin towel and press an iron against the design for 30 seconds. then ur gonna wash it & wear it. got it?
#''i wish i had xyz on a shirt'' you can!!!! you can!!!#you can also use premade stencils u can get em at craft stores if u have trouble using ur hands and cant cut stuff out [i understand]#how to#squawks
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maryland miku
#(guy who has real assignments to work on voice) you know what would be funny#sigh. i miss ocean city i didnt get to go this summer#hatsune miku#skribbles#I was trying to figure out some way to make a joke about how we cant buy alcohol anywhere except liquor stores here but it was too involved
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ok look i love astarion with my whole soul and this might be an unpopular opinion but post-brain, i don’t think he’s fashionable. i think he knows how to dress well and likes wearing nice clothes but i really feel like 90% of the time when he’s at home he would just want to be comfortable. i think this man wears dad slippers and owns an ungodly amount of sweaters and comfy loungewear. furthermore i would like to put forward that the person who DOES put together a fucking Look every single day of his life is wyll fucking ravengard. in this essay i will
#ramble#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#wyll ravengard#wyll was a noble do you think he doesn’t know how to dress??#after he and karlach get out of avernus he has the highest paid tailor in faerun#i just picture him like that guy who styles outfits based on fonts#like idk what this garment even is but somehow you’re making it work#wyll has to be the hottest person at the fantasy grocery store it isn’t a want it’s a need#astarion is just like the average alternative person where we get dressed once a week and the rest is just pyjama#i think he appreciates getting to dress up a bit for fun things but like#after centuries of having to scrub up and look pretty to lure people in. he deserves a rest
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you know, you know. no gods, no masters, no kings on pedestals. everyone is fallible. death of the author. you know! you are balanced about your intake of media - you allow the wiggle room, the grace, the gratitude, the skepticism. nobody above criticism.
but still. a weird gut-punch feeling, something akin to betrayal. you read the article. surprise! an author you love is actually: a serial fucking predator.
well, shit. what now. no, you knew he was a person (all people are), but now you're wondering - what have i overlooked by accident? what messages have i internalized that are strange and cruel? and also, like, what the fuck?
his actions lay a thick glaze on top of everything. like each place is now ruined, opaque in a new way. but okay, fine, you've done this before. you knew better, right? you've been betrayed by many a cherished childhood author.
still, this stickiness. fuck. can you pick up that book again. will you read it to your children. you've recommended it to others - will you ever do that again? and of course, of course, no parasocial relationships. you were theoretically above this kind of sentiment. but the artist informs the art, right.
so it's not something as clear-cut as feeling he owed you, specifically (a stranger) better behavior - just that you kind of, in a distant and odd way... sort of trusted him to do better. it's not like a real trust or something speakable, just the faint hope that the product (good books) was a thin representation of the soul. now it feels like the product (good? books?) was a mask. in some small or insignificant way, your previous support of this person lent them power. your money and your time and your laughter.
and the thing is - you have this terrible, echoing sensation. how many times will this happen? over and over. you find out that the singer you love is actually a predator. you learn over drinks that your favorite high school english teacher is in jail for what he did to her. you listen to the news idly and suddenly discover that a woman you used to idolize has been abusing her kids for an actual eon.
what can you touch without the static melting off. you can't even really complain about it too much (you were supposed to know better, and besides, you don't want the same re-split "it's not your fault, love what you love" basic advice), but now it's here. somehow, it feels like - you let him into your life.
it's not that things need to be pure or an artist has to be like, endlessly perfect, mindful. demure. it's more just this terrible truth that has been replayed through your veins so often it feels criminally vain. power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. did you want any one person to be worth that power?
it's just that he wrote books where he seemed to understand that. he seemed to know about hierarchies and unfair systems and bigotry and privilege. you thought they were books about what it means to struggle. you thought they were about having power and still using it for good rather than for control. he spooned you a narrative of being a good guy, a kind soul. you fucking bought what that fucking monster sold.
maybe that's why they were fantasies, after all.
#spilled ink#warm up#oh im .... sick to my stomach.#i talked to him. like ....... we talked. that man interacted with my poetry and writing.#that article.... gutwrenching. i am so sorry to everyone he's ever even been in the room with.#i feel.... like... unbearably. sick.#he acted like he was cool and friends with me!! we were cool internet writers together!!!!!#i feel sick for even having been polite to him.#i ...... am experiencing something so fucking complicated.#i wonder how many of u are feeling that too. like ''oh i sent him an ask and he was funny and sweet''#THATS HOW THEY GET U. ..... and YES I KNOW!!!#i am so fucking well-read about parasocial relationships. it would just be nice to like. trust that someone ISNT#hiding a huge fucking background of BEING A COMPLETE MONSTER. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.#by the way i am not part of a fandom. this is “what the fuck i accidentally supported a rapist” not#“but my showww”. like i care far more about like. the human cost.#but also like... people are people. idk i saw a take on here about how nobody should mourn the books#and idk. people almost always reply to any scenario with their personal experience first -#''i knew him'' or ''wow i was just at that store'' or ''i grew up there'' or whatever. because that is how we establish connection &#emotional weight. that's just... a person thing. and there is a difference between 'oh this guy is a monster'' & the feeling of:#he's been a monster and i SUPPORTED THAT. i CELEBRATED him. i !!! a fucking victim myself!!!!!!!!! SUPPORTED . HIM.#i am sick. i feel so much pain for her and everyone he's ever hurt. saying ''the books are ruined'' is i think ... like how people say#they're shocked and disgusted by him. (obviously there's nuance here. im sure there's some creep doin it wrong. but u know. in general)#idk..... im an author. i understand my work is in your life in whatever small way. i understand that connection. it's real.
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I wonder if she takes cash or credit.
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#utdr#crossover#crossover comic#undertale fanart#deltarune fanart#twin runes#twin runes au#twin runes comic#my art#kris dreemurr#frisk#chara#ralsei#susie deltarune#asgore#look at how concerned chara is about their brother being here#the things that must be going through their head right now...#also god dammit asgore#the warnings told you to sell the flowers instead of giving them away#and you didn't listen#now see where this got you?#but i guess she is still giving you a chance in the trial#much like the person writing the warning did#i knew from the start i wanted the eviction letter to be the main ruler of this dark world#since the whole eviction IS looming over asgore's store and the people are suffering from asgore not getting in any money#the glitches and the world falling apart are just an extra punch in the gut
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biased but my favorite bits from the official twst artbook 🥰🫶
#the english version is a hard cover for some reason? unlike the japanese one#personally i prefer it HSHJFJF esp cus the price is not to far off ( at least in the store i went )#anyways#tis how i found out the tube thing on lab ortho is a camera#<fake fan#also lots of notes on ortho’s robes ueueueue#aceyuu crumbs in ace robes 🤭🤭🤭 TEEHEE#and the lab one.. he bit more than he can chew…#i hope they do more cards where deuce is a bg character bcs he always looks stupid silly#like in dorm ortho & dorm trey HAHDHDJKF#jackie boy… they gotta make the holes on the hood standard man… for the beastmen….#ofc sebek got the best notes#cus its sebek#twst#twisted wonderland
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heartwarming: grandfather helping his grandkids solve an extremely complex puzzle on an ancient relic (super mario bros on the gameboy)
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#dont ask how it still works after a century or two#asuka probably had it stored somewhere#my art#digitalart#fanart#guilty gear#guilty gear strive#sol badguy#frederick bulsara#sin kiske#ramlethal valentine#elphelt valentine
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i like when hes squishy!
#i would like to pinch his cheeks and ruffle his hair#ive been so jealous of his hair lately. im really just gonna buy clippers the next time i go to the store i think#wtf... art#roronoa zoro#one piece fanart#zoro#sigh...implied#zosan#sanzo#if u squint#do not look at the anatomy on that wrist/hand it feels fucked but i wont be able to tell how until 1000s of eyes are alreayd lain upon it#edit: its fucking backwards again isnt it
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#tumblr polls#i went to the hardware store today and remembered how magical i found the lighting section#with all its different shapes and all of them lit up#delightful
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The dynamic between Landia and Magolor is so funny to me. Like he literally broke into their house
#magolor#landia#kirby#kirby’s return to dreamland#my art#one of the reasons I love Magolor’s character is because of how he will just try anything and see if it works#want a special crown? kill four dragons#couldn’t kill the dragons? get a stranger to do it#couldn’t kill Kirby? kill a tree#killed the tree? APPLE STORE AND DISNEYLAND
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something different from what I usually do
#sims 3#ts3#sims 3 screenshots#sims 3 build#ts3 build#ts3 screenshots#black simmer#black simblr#i cannot stress enough how much this is the sims 3#it's been a while since i last decorated something#i was so uninspired for so long that i barely even opened ts3#i'm so glad that i was able to do something creative again#even though i posted that iHop and the stores for christmas i wasn't as inspired by those as I am with this
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I genuinely believe that when it comes to gift-giving, just saying what you want is cheating. Gifts are a way of communicating your ongoing awareness of a person---a good gift says ''I have been paying attention to you in a hundred moments, all the off-hours and sidelong comments, and this is what I learned," while a bad gift is "idk, I got you this, it was expensive."
#unfortunately my family is from the ''just tell me what you want'' school of gift giving and that is just not how I roll.#I keep telling my family members to bring me what THEY like#if my sister brings me weird snacks from her local grocery store and my brother gives me a book he really liked....#well then I know them! who cares if I like the snack/book/whatever#I have new insight into them and how they live their lives. I would rather have that than a tennis bracelet.#celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge
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