#how tf am i supposed to tag this?

[crooked-mile]

We asked NASCAR drivers which characters they like to play as in Mario Kart. 🍄 [via NASCAR on NBC's Instagram]

[steel-nageyari]

guys am i cooking

[soupdeewoop]

what if i said i fw rosestarkillerchaser

what then

[numberonetribble]

Another practice dump! This time digital! + Piston!

[wenmistry]

so i watched black doves...

[glamgoblin]

This is it. the moment you can hear my heart fucking breaking into a million pieces like WHAT

[syn4k]

hey so like can someone who lives in the united states and actually goes outside confirm that stuff has indeed gotten 2000% worse over the course of the past 3 months? because like i dont have a great point of reference and im jaded asf because ive been hearing constantly that its been getting worse nonstop for the past five ish years. but this seems worse worse. like can someone please confirm or deny that stuff is more bad than usual now. i cant drive i dont have a job im busy with studying and i dont know what to do or how to react to any of this because ive barely lived any life at all. thanks

[feyd-meowtha]

Geta thinks his brother used to be beautiful, but it gets harder to remember every day. He watches him now, spread across the sofa like melted butter, and feels something more akin to disgust. The love is still there but it’s mutated. It has too many legs, it crawls across his skin and sometimes he wishes he could flick it off.

Ch1/1, 4301 words, mind the tags!!

[nightofmiracles]

everyone else: this sucks. i hate this. oscar is losing his grip on his soul. nora is distancing herself form the others/ren specifically. vale is also done for and glynda is kinda M.I.A.? schnees are barely holding it together. tyrian and co are working with the crown and mercury looks like he wish he'd be anywhere else but there. vacuo is getting attacked constantly by grimm. everyone is struggling to hold it together

qrow, for some reason: I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF THE WORLD WOOOOooOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GET THIS BREAD

[missolaris]

how tf did it take until literally me watching the episode of Game Changer that released TODAY (Earnest-est) to learn what the name of that one recurring song in Overly Sarcastic Productions videos was called?

[animationismycomfort]

so….

I’ve given my sonadow kid dead siblings cause I wanted some added angst and some people on here inspired me to do so because of all their sonadow kids so I then made an AU where they’re alive cause I felt really bad about them being dead but now I’ve grown insanely attached to them specifically the oldest and now I just think about my main one as if all of their siblings are alive which means my shadow and sonic just have an army of kids

[fantsticweirdorighthere]

My toxic trait is that I always think everything will be fine lamo

I'm dying, I need hell

[permanentreverie]

it has been an evening of highs and lows, ladies and gentlemen.

[silly-moth-123]

Ok this might be the most stupid thing I've ever said but that's what Tumblr is for

I have heard so many straight girls saying their dream guy is "muscular, loyal, and ambitious/hard-working."

......You just described an ant. That's literally an ant.

Muscular? Yep, ants can carry an insane amount of weight in comparison to their bodies. Different sources say anywhere from 50x their weight to 5000x their weight.

Loyal? Yep, ants have a colony/queen that they're loyal to.

Ambitious/hard-working? Also yep, ants work very hard to provide for their colony.

You're literally thinking of an ant. And this is not a bad thing, ants are pretty cool! I do not mean to insult straight girls in any way.

tl;dr, straight girls want men who act like ants

[indooroutdoorboyfriend]

you just know aurelien will NEVER be normal about servants and rabble. like he may have had his "i am highborn so kiss the ground i walk on" mostly beaten out of him in the guard, but you better BELIEVE it is slowly returning as he settles into his rogue trader life LMAO. he has simply NEVER lived a lifestyle that would TRULY make him empathize with Lessers, ever, even if he pretends to or wishes he could. incidentally iconoclast bc he thinks it sounds the least confrontational, and it makes him look good—not because he actually has morals LOL

[lynxtopia]

Unreleased Bullshit From The Vaults #01

We did character ASMR at like approximately 2:45AM in the morning and it devolved into us coming up with stupid character interaction the spot, resulting in Enero and Mos going to a therapy session at a cafe with their therapist, Shadow The Hedgehog.

Overall, was one of my favourite performances of everyone's characters (excluding the among us voiceover we did previously) and came out hilarious. I had a voice crack mid sentence and that is like the only bit of the audio I hate with all my soul lmfaooo.

Anyway, Enero gets thrown through a glass window and onto a car for daring to claim that Mos' husband stinks like shit. Super fun storyline! 10/10, would do again lmfao.

(Mos was @mossathenium-time and Shadow was @lunozapp, art was done as a collective.)