#how could she 💔💔💔

[ashsostrange]

y’all i got stories for days lemme tell you one rn 🧘‍♀️ it’s silly but i promise you’ve never heard anything like it before.

i’m taking forensics and ngl i never know what the hell is going on in that class! anyway, today we got assigned a group project nd tell me why i have to work with my sixth grade roblox opp. she did me sooooo bad nd i’ve been holding a grudge since 😒

so what happened was back in sixth grade, i was friends w this girl. let’s call her jamie. jamie introduced me to her cousin, otherwise known as my “roblox opp.” we’ll call her jada.

so one day me and my two other friends are playing murder mystery two having the time of our lives and then jada, jamie, their two cousins, this other girl from jada’s school, and some random online friend they know joins the game.

tell me why mfs got mad bc me and my other friends kept getting murderer and sheriff but these bitches didn’t even get ts onceee 😭😭 they turned it into a wholeeee big thing. like it isn’t my fault!! anyway they were feeling some typa way so we got into an argument. then jada’s online friend who i’ve never met or heard of b4 decided to try and scare me by telling me what school i go to 😒 ouuu i’m so scared. are you frl my nigga?? jamie went there too so if that random tried to blow ts up we were both goin down 🤭🤭

i ask jamie how this random robloxian knows what middle school i go to, nd she’s gna lie and say “she probably goes there too. idk” HOW DONT YOU KNOW?? that’s ya cousins friend. 🙎‍♀️

anyway few weeks later, i text jada and jamie’s OTHER cousin and he tells me that this random online mf IS NINETEEN YEARS OLD!?!???! so i’m heated as hell and i blow up on them. i knew i sensed top tier oppery. why would you tell a grown mf on the internet what school i go to??? why are you even friends w a 19 year old at age 11. wtv bro. tell me y jamie apologized and jada never did.. ermmm!

we agreed to stay friends bc i was such a sweetie but these mfs were petty as hell. every time i’d join their game they’d leave IMMEDIATELY. like, word?? 🥱 that’s how it is now? 🙎‍♀️🙎‍♀️

a lot of time passes n we all eventually stopped talking in the gc completely cuz we grew up and grew apart. anyway, it’s been like five years, who cares?? (me bc i never got my apology)

i never thought i’d see this girl in person but she just HAD to choose the same high school as me. my counselor j HAD to put us in the same forensics class 😢 and my teacher js HAD to sit us right next to each other. and he ABSOLUTELY HAD TO DOUBLE IT BY MAKING US WORK IN THE SAME GROUP 😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 WDF!!!

anyway it isn’t that deep at all, it’s j real awkward. like ik we’re both thinking ab that bloxy beef when we look at each other 🤷‍♀️

[bolly--quinn]

The craziest part of the episode to me is the ice cream table exchange about Beth tbh like Morty truthfully believes that Rick would say

“This may as well be our real daughter because she’s just as real as you.”

and

“Put it this way. You’re all basically NPCs. Only Morty and I are real, so your side quests don’t matter. The main quest is us.” (referring to he and Diane exclusively)

And when Diane, rightfully, combats him for his thinking with

“You’re disgusting. You’re talking about our baby girl like she’s theoretical?”

Beth throws in “Welcome to the family.”

Which might be one of the most heartbreaking lines in the whole thing to me because Morty has observed Rick enough to believe that this line of thinking is entirely in character for not only Rick but for the rest of the family too. Like Morty truly believes that Rick doesn’t care about them in anyway and that when faced with this, even Beth would just respond with the belief that this is the norm, at least from Rick anyway. So much so, that he uses an outside character in Diane to call out how insane it is.

Morty believes that Rick only cares about Diane and literally everyone else doesn’t matter and that’s just so sad to me, especially when we have seen otherwise but he can’t be faulted for thinking that when Rick carries that facade with him almost always, and especially to Morty directly.

[lyrakanefanatic]

“the grandest game isn’t gonna come out in a while, why are you so excited for it?” BECAUSE?? JENNIFER SAID ITS THE ROMANCE SHES EVER WRITTEN IN A BOOK. SHE SAID THAT THE GAME’S RIDDLES WERE HER FAVOURITE. SHE SAID THAT IT MAY BE ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS SHES EVER. WRITTEN. I DONT CARE IF IT COMES OUT IN A MILLION YEARS. I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT UNTIL JULY ROLLS AROUND AND JLB FINALLY FREES OUR SOULS. 🤬

[bobeaubow]

!?!?!?!

like ok???,, I guess I just fucking explode

[sysig]

Go play pretend on your own (Patreon)

[doodlingwren]

☝🤓 What if 🤨🤔! I was back 😨🤯 after some months 😞😤😲... ahahah jokes 🧐🤣😂... unless 😳👉👈

[starlooove]

No one is asking you to like cops IRL, not even the show. If you look at Arcane and what you see is copaganda, if you look at Cait and only see PoLiCe OfFiCeR and not the character, the problem is YOU.

1. I never said anyone asked me to like cops irl

2. I know that’s what I said.

[scuddle-bubble101]

Betrayal of the highest order...

[sincapjelly]

I don't think Lou can answer when people ask what he misses the most about Lilly. He misses when she was in the corner of his eye, doing her own thing. He misses when she layed her head on his lap and kept fidgeting there while he was trying to figure out a song late at night. He misses hearing her talking to herself from the next room, he always heard the most out of context part of her yapping and got confused. He misses her excitement when she can sing a song of the band so much more comfortable, she never realised he purposefully made the song for her range whenever he could. He just... misses her. Every little thing, just the fact that she existed, that's what he misses.

Everytime a show ends, he looks at the backstage, hoping to see her with her eyes sparkling with joy, hoping to celebrate how far the band has come with her. Because without her, even acomplishing his biggest dream is not enough. There is something missing, there will always be something missing. And he may not realise how much it's visible to his loved ones, he doesn't know how obvious it is for Cole either.

Whenever I read this part in Way of the Departed, I just remember that he not only lost his wife, but his soulmate.

[bungeepuppet]

since you cant date the same sex on tomodachi life, i made "girls" for hiso and illu to date (yellmi and hyskoa)... but then illumi asked out yellmi instead...

AND SHE REJECTED HIM??? BWBHWBBWHWBWH 💀💀💀

his parents and hisoka took him to lunch to cheer him up

he looks so dejected im mskakddvshsv 😭😭😭😭

"hisoka is such a good friend :)" AND THEN HISOKA... IS OUT WALKING WITH YELLMI IN SECRET I... 👁👁

THE BETRAYL

[mysweetlapetitemort]

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[donaviolet]

Friendship is the most special thing in the world because no award could be give me bigger happiness than jumping around in my room and smiling because my pookie asked me if I wanted to match pfps

[quackle]

i love axel but girl if you don't make at least one other friend that isn't your boyfriend 😭

if axel doesn't get to gain at least one friend outside of her bf in this hypothetical s3, i'm going to actually lose it like actually

[oblako]

she is just a girl who is so so scared </3

[darlingcloudie-9]

this is my…… alter ego- ANITA MAXWYNN. ANITA MAXWYNN

[runningatypufullspeed]

WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO SEE MY FUGLY UGLY ASS ALLEGORY OF THE CAVE X FAHRENHEIT 451 CROSSOVER DRAWING THAT I WAS FORCED TO DO FOR SCHOOL….. ITS SO UGLY AND MONTAG IS

WHITE.

AND THE HOUNDS ARE DISGUSTING THE COLORING IS SO SHITTY AND MILDRED …. Well ok she looks alright kindof but the COLORING ….. SKETCH WAS BETTER but do you guys. Do you still want to see it…….,,,,,,

ALSO NO OFFENSE TO WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE I LOVE YOU GUYS 🫶😁👍 within reason