#Morty smith

[thesoftboiledegg]

Inspired by this post by @the1realricksanchez

[rickandmortyscreenshots]

[inside-a-portal]

Big thing coming… but for now- I present the creature

[fandomwe1rd0]

Ok but Rick about to step in to protect Morty is adorable, especially since Summer knew that he was going to try to step in to protect Morty without even looking at him is very sweet as well. But the fact that Morty didn't even see this is heartbreaking. Especially considering that this was 3 episodes before Fear No Mort. My poor baby.

[poormissgoldberg]

morty you little scirmbo. skrunkly skrimpy doo. hes so 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[cryptcorpse09]

I love this show so much if this were the bible I'd listen in church

For peeps of mine who haven't watched Rick and Morty (the correct choice tbh, you have good taste) here's a list of Random Bullshit that's canon in the show that you probably didn't even know:

Rick and Morty have hopped to at least two different universes to escape their various fuckups (three, if the universe where squirrels are sentient and control the government wasn't a weird joke) and the entire Smith family has jumped universe once.

Morty and Summer (his sister) have a canonical giant incest baby that lives in space named Naruto.

The baby itself was NOT conceived with intentional incest, but with a series of wacky shenanigans involving giant sperm, a horse breeding mount, and sexism.

Summer raised said baby mostly off-screen for like a month and taught it love and how to escape prison.

Rick has been pardoned for his Earth crimes at least three seperate times by pretending to be the turkey the President pardons on Thanksgiving. Somehow no time has passed however and they remain their normal ages.

FDR used to live in the basement of the White House as a giant spider creature. Used to because Morty burned him alive.

The show hates having canon SO FUCKING MUCH that Rick outright refused to even admit he had a backstory at all for four seasons.

One of the reoccurring villains is a guy named Story Lord who is legit just fighting for the show to have Canon Stakes and to give a fuck about its untapped potential. Rick and Morty both mock him relentlessly.

The many universes of Ricks made a government. Rick destroyed it. Then another version of Morty crushed the remains under his heel entirely to escape Rick.

The first Ricks to create dimensional travel realized there was a plethora of universes that weren't about Rick and sealed them away to feed his main character syndrome.

Rick's daughter, Beth, has a clone, but Rick ripped off their labels and spun them around in a circle a bunch of times before releasing one on the family and the other to live a Star Wars life in space. Even now no one knows which is which. The other Beth is called Space Beth and visits the house often.

Beth and Space Beth have banged. They then had a threesome with Jerry.

Rick has a mortal enemy named Mr. Nimbus who controls the ocean and police. Somehow. This is not extrapolated.

Beth and Jerry also had a threesome with Mr. Nimbus. It's implied Rick has also fucked Mr. Nimbus.

Rick became a pickle to escape family therapy. He stayed a pickle because he lied so well Beth took the serum because she thought it would hurt him.

The occasional season opener and ender is a weird fucker named Mr. Poopybutthole who just. Appeared one day. The show goes out of its way to leave plot crumbs on how Rick knows everyone else in his life but NOT Mr. Poopybutthole. He just showed up in an episode about parasites (he's not one, btw, that's the gag) and it's implied he's known the Smiths for years. Mr. Poopybutthole tells us all about his failing marriage and asks weirdly poignant questions about life and then tells the audience to keep tuned in to the current/next season.

Mr. Poopybutthole also canonically asked Morty, a fourteen year old, to marry him. It's implied Morty would've said yes.

The (ex) voice of Rick and Morty as well as the (ex) co-creator of the show casually confirmed that Ricks and Mortys fuck often and we just have to live with that.

Yes there's a lot of incest going on here. You get used to it.

Morty once deformed a man for life because he broke up with his sister.

Everyone in the Smith family has a body count in the hundreds and it's constantly being brushed off by authorities because the government can't kick Rick's ass.

Rick and Summer beat nazis in the streets for fun. Somehow conservatives love this fucking show. It's probably all the dicks.

The time police's entire fucking MO is beating whatever messed with time up while yelling "DON'T FUCK WITH TIME! DON'T FUCK WITH IT!" and Einstein, one of their victims, petulantly replied, "I WILL fuck with it!"

Rick has canonically fucked a planet, a collective, a woman with boobs on her elbows, a horse creature that lives underground, and ONE (1) human woman.

Morty also has/had a son, btw. He's most likely dead because he grew at an extremely fast rate and was in his mid-forties when we saw him last in season 1.

Rick once had Morty unintentionally murder dozens of Mortys to prove a point about his idea. His idea was a fake vat of acid with fake bones in a drawer to pull open and have float to the surface. He kept a gun to shoot a hole in any ladle they dipped in and a mediocre oxygen tube to stick in your mouth. This is a running gag and considered one of the best episodes of the show.

[soupnoelle]

Dump Headcanons: evil Morty ヾ(＾-＾)ノ✨

• Evil Morty only trusts 1 person and that person is himself

• He has “Mask off — Future” in his playlist

• Wears spiderman socks

• Use Twitter to see which youtuber is being canceled

• In his spare time, he watches documentaries of people who have disappeared or been murdered

• Evil morty sucks at saying tongue twisters

• Before creating his patch, Evil Morty was roleplaying on Discord

• During his time like president, E. Morty broke something while playing golf.

• Prime x Evil: when E.Morty gets mad at Prime, he turns to Morty to vent and insult him to the bones.

It's the first time publishing my headcanons, maybe later I'll do it with the other characters like Morty, Summer, etc Σʕﾟᴥﾟﾉʔﾉ

[sorrelpaws]

reoccurring bit that only rick finds funny

[grumpyoldhag]

𝒜𝓇𝑒… 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑜𝓀𝒶𝓎?

[mortysmith]

biblically accurate morty

[ffolty]

😭😭😭

[starshapedspider]

happy holidays

[rickandmortyscreenshots]

[maxedry-art]

Fear no mort

[fandomwe1rd0]

Morty: Why does it bother that my Rick might actually be changing into a better person!?

Evil Morty: Because I wanted that Rick! I wanted the Rick that would CARE if I threatened to leave instead of yelling at me and telling me to just do it already! Why do you get that Rick!? If your Rick has truly changed, that means that Ricks CAN change and that I just wasn't worth changing for.