#i wanted to do a wirt one tho

[crazy-tomato]

Some screenshot redraws! I actually wanted to do more but i lowkey lost motivation

[coolnonsenseworld]

I wanted to say that outside of semantics and divisions - I am simply happy to find communities that welcome with kindness - that welcome you by a good heart and not the ability to conform. I am happy for the opportunity to be surrounded by people who care. It's a funny world we live in - making the same mistakes over and over, multiplying the same suffering by billions. I don't think I hope for an utopia anymore, I don't think such a thing exists - but you can't call me hopeless either. And that's what matters.

As a side note - this piece is set in DanceAU, which might be better known to Patrons so far, but still it was the best and most fitting option for this occasion..... also there are 12 DanceAU pieces incoming, because I might be making another calendar so. get familiar with these mutts

[musicnotewirt]

Brown eyes and Birthmarks By Warren

“So Wirt, What are we going to do without me next semester?? We don’t have any classes together and I’m kinda worried about you being alone.” Sara said over the ham and cheese sandwich, looking up at the tall slender boy across the table from her. His shoulders sagged as he groaned. 

Wirt pouted and looked at the black-haired girl. “Sara, I'm not a little kid! I’ll be okay. If anything I’ll probably just be left alone. I haven’t been bothered in a while-“ 

“Because of me!” Sara butted in before Wirt looked away. 

A sigh left Wirts lips. “Yea… I guess so. If anything happens, I know the Queen of the Wrestling Team will come to swoop me up and protect me.” Wirt smiled before getting a gentle punch on the arm. 

“You know it! Seriously tho, please keep me updated. I-“ Sara stopped as she heard a yell from the alley. Wirt and Sara quickly abandoned their sandwiches to assist the voice.

The victim spit out some blood from the gnarly bite mark he left. “What do you even want with me, man?!” A higher-pitched voice cracked as pain flooded him from the jab he received in his side.

The leader glared down at him after he shoved a heel into the boy's knee. “Just- Shut up!” The leader screeched as he drew away his hand. The look of anger and pure hatred hit his blonde brows as they furrowed. 

“Hit him in the neck! That’ll make him shut up!” A red-haired lackey chuckled out as he sat on the birthmarked boy's knees.

 “He isn’t even that strong dude!” Two Boys were pinning down the victim, a brown-haired boy with a weird birthmark on his forehead. A black-haired lackey held the victim's arms behind his head. The last lackey was spouting useless words at the two other lackeys while propped against the wall. The birthmarked boy wincing in pain as his arms were held too tightly, pushed too far back for comfort. 

He felt small and weak despite his determination to do this on his own. He really wanted to prove he could do it alone but, he's just one guy. Fear was slowly seeping into his core as he realized he was stuck, he couldn't help himself anymore. This was too much for him. Dirt was pushed up as two figures shadowed them. The group of boys, the victim, included looked up at the voice that broke their engagement. 

“Hey! Get the fuck off him you dunces!” Sara yelled as she stormed up to them, hands on her hips. Three of the boys looked back at her before their eyes widened in shock, but not at her. Wirt had a deathly glare, cold from the gray undertone in his eyes while the brown held a profound horror that shook the boys to their core. 

“H-hey we’re just horsing around!” The leader said, grabbing the redhead on the victim's knees up as the others let the slightly bruised boy go. 

A huff left Sara’s thin lips. “Sure as hell you are. Leave him alone and you won’t get fucked over by us okay?” She smiled but it only made them even more uneasy before they nodded and ran away. She was kind of surprised that’s all it took before she turned around and saw Wirt’s ice-cold glare before it turned gentle again as he grabbed the victim's arm gently.

“Hey- hey, it’s okay…” Wirt said in a soft tone as he let the short male hide in his chest. His thin digits rubbing over deep curls as he sat down in the alley to let the other one crouch between his legs to calm down. Sara smiled as she joined the dirt next to Wirt.

 “We just want to know your name, that alright?” Wirt smiled as he left a hand to rest on his shoulder. 

A shaken cough left the birthmarked boy's lips. “D-dipper. Dipper Pines. Sorry, I-I’m-“ He kept sputtering before Wirt pulled him into a comforting hug. 

“Shh, it’s okay. Relax. Breathe a bit Dipper. We got you.” The tall boy hummed before Sara joined in. 

Her black hair fell to the side as she looked at Dipper. “Yeah no need to worry anymore they’re gone.” After calming down the boy, even just a little, he spoke up. 

“I’m sorry you guys had to help me. If it was only two of them I would have been able to handle them but 4… is a bit much for me…” Dipper sighed before realizing where he was. A quick blush flushed his face and ears before he twisted to sit next to the duo. 

“S-sorry man.” He gestured weirdly before Wirt chuckled. 

Wirt's smile widening at the shorter male. “You’re good, don’t worry. And… Trying not to be nosy but, why were they bullying you?” Wirts head tilted as Dipper groaned. 

“They are just idiots who hate me because I’m better than them in Baseball. And well… I have an insecurity… So it makes for an easy target. Definitely when I have no one around me.” Dipper pushed down his bangs a bit as he looked at the boy and girl beside him. 

An o shape took place of the duo's mouths before looking back at Dipper. “Ahh okay… so that birthmark! I don’t see why they think it’s weird I thought it looked cool as fuck! Like- what?” Sara moved her arms in a way to express how she was confused about a cool thing being seen as weird. Wirt just shrugged at her before giving Dipper his attention again. 

“Have you eaten yet?” Wirt gently said as he remembered his and Sara’s sandwiches.

Wirt looked at Dipper's eyes as they went stern. “Yes,” Dipper said in a deadpan voice, only for the growl of his stomach to betray him. The duo giggled happily before helping the short male up off the dirt.

While walking to the cafeteria Sara looked over at Wirt with a cheshire grin. “Rock paper scissors!” She cheered.

A confused look went to his face as he tiled his head. “For what?” Wirt looked confused as he stared at the shorter girl in front of him.

“Dippers meal of course! He’s not paying after that beating!” Sara expressed as she slouched her shoulders with her hands in front of her.

A laugh left Wirts lips happily as he nodded “Okay, okay. One round though, Loser pays.” The two readied up, Wirts tongue slightly sticking out of his lips as Sara smirked at him.

She blew out a small breath before announcing. “Rock, Paper, Scissors, GO!” She threw out a pair of Scissors as Wirts hand flatted above his other hand. “No!” Wirt yelled, a sigh leaving his lips as the black-haired girl threw her hands in the air.

“Haha! I win! Dippers lunch is on your tab!” She smiled, nudging the taller as he gave a gentle smile to Dipper. Dippers lips failing to smile as he stared at the two new friends hes acquired.

Now at the lunch table with food, Sara leaned forward to stare at the new addition. “So… Dipper, what are your classes next semester?” She asked while sipping her orange juice. Dipper looked at the wrestler before humming. 

The boy pulled the wrinkled paper from his pocket before reading off the list in order. “I have AP Calc, AP Chemistry, and AP English with a Computer Science class. What about you guys?” He hummed as he took a bite of his sandwich. 

“Well, I have Physical Ed, Band, AP Calc, and History.” Sara looked at Wirt as he fidgeted with his last bite of bread. 

Wirt slouched in his seat as he looked at his paper since his memory failed him. “I have AP Calc, Botany, AP English, and Band.” Sara signed and finished her drink. 

“SEE? I have nothing with you guys! I'm all alone! But hey, at least you get Dipper for half the day.” Sara beamed before the trio heard the bell ring. 

A small frown went to Dippers lips at the sound that would separate them all for now. “Yea.. And we still have lunch together next semester. Let's all get together, okay?” Wirt smiled, looking at the new boy they had added to make their Trio. 

“Yea!” Dipper smiled. He wasn't alone anymore. Now he was very content with the way his life was slowly changing, hoping for the days with this new trio to become his normal.

[akahael]

TAG, I'M IT!

GAHHHH It's been so much time since someone tagged me in something like this!!! Thank you @one-silly-cart00nist !!! Bestie indeed :DDD 💖💥

Last Song:

This song has been repeating in my head for weeks. Maybe months? Chappell Roan is absolutely ICONIC and her voice and this song make my bones tremble idk how to explain!!?

Also a honor mention:

I know this might not resonate with everyone in here because it's in spanish but ☝️ another masterpiece and another incredible singer. This song gets me crying every💥 time💥

Fave place:

My computer? Lol- Probably any big city with tons of street commerce. I love exploring the capital with my irl friends when I get the chance (Getting robbed is part of the experience); and in general places where I can see people's small business too, like cons!!!

Fave book:

I have always been a fanfiction boy I'm sorry... I don't know many "actual" books... But back in school "Fahrenheit 451" didn't let me sleep lol. It's about a biopolitical government who demands the firefighters no longer stop fires, but start them, by burning books (books are illegal)

It's pretty cool, but if I'm allowed to talk about my favorite fan-fiction, I HAVE to say, "Markdoka Magica!" by @bonkerbuster69 on A03 LIKE. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE READ?!?! IT MADE ME CRYYYYYY!!!!!!! It's about Mark discovering and accepting herself as a trans girl SNIFF SNIFF everyone should read it 😭😭😭

And in second place there's "The perks of being in love" (orphan_account) which is a 2015 fanfic on AO3 about Wirt (Over the Garden Wall) and Dipper (Gravity Falls) and their slow burn romance in highschool GAHH the corniest thing but it low-key made me realize I was on the ace spectrum AND high key was the start of my love for poetry so it kinda had a big impact on my life LMAOO

As for books again, I will say "Dear Evan Hansen" too but just because there isn't a space for "favorite musical" heh

Fave movie:

I don't watch many movies either lol but I have to say Luca (yes, the one from pixar). It brings me the biggest sensation of comfort any sort of media has ever made me feel, and I had a bigg hyperfixation with it for over two years so yeah. It's special.

Honorable mention to The Bad Guys too (I'm not a furry I swear (?))

Fave show:

OHOHOHO!!!! I wouldn't know... Both Gravity Falls and Over the Garden Wall fight for the first place with fists and teeth. Every time a hyperfixation is over I just go back to them

That's in general. Currently tho, of course I'm OBSESSED with Craig of the Creek and especially the Elders, 1. for the comfort sensation it gives, 2. It's surprisingly funny and 3. The way they approach certain, more serious topics in a friendly way for kids. I love to see it with my lil sister and she loves the show too.

Honorable mentions again to The Eltingville Club pilot, Fired on Mars, Total Drama Island (SPECIFICALLY the 2023 reboot) andddd Edd Ed n Eddy which I still haven't finished but I HAVE to lol

Fave food:

Popcorn.

ErMmM I'll tag @twuizzy just if you want to do it pal!!!! :D

[cyanbugremix]

Hyy bug-fren 💙💙 I come with seasonal question 🖤

what kind of halloween costume would you wear? 🎃🦇🐈‍⬛

Hi Midas!!!!! Thank you for the question! 🖤🖤🖤

Hmm this year I'm probably going to go as a lady from the 1920s!

(I have finally collected enough pieces to have a 1920s costume: a straw cloche hat with navy blue cording around it, a navy blue 1980s dress that I thrifted and then changed to fit me better (it looks very 1920s in style), low heeled shoes, and a sorta long-beaded necklace (it's the longest one I got). Plus I have a fur coat if it gets cold again this year.)

Although, I will not be wearing that costume to college because I have an art class and I don't want it to get too messy. (I have opted to wear a Halloween themed headband instead).

But usually, I dress up as characters for Halloween :)

Last year I went as "Maximillian (Jenius) Sterling" from Robotech (1985), because my hair was dyed that exact shade of blue of his and was about the same length AND I had blue heart glasses to match the tinted glasses he wears.

^^ Maximillian for reference

The year before that I had gone as Wirt from Over The Garden Wall!

As a kid, I would, in some fashion, dress up as Winnie the Pooh. (I think when I was 9, I just did a red t-shirt and wrote 'Pooh Bear' and made my own Winnie the pooh ears and glued them on a headband because I could not find Winnie the Pooh costumes in my size and didn't know how to sew full-on outfits.)

I think my least motivated costume was when I was around 13 and chose to wear a "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" onesie. Wearing a onesie for Halloween was the cool thing to do for a few years, and I had no other idea of what to dress up as, so my friends talked me into it. Good pjs for later tho

And I pretty much dress up every year for Halloween. The only time I didn't was freshman year of high school because I was A) being socially anxious and felt weird dressing up and B) I had the swim unit for gym class happening that week so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[plvto-sqda]

-⋆ Dating Gareth Headcanons

⭒ Please play with his hair, he certainly just MELTS at your touch. You can put it into little braids, or ponytails (he thinks it's funny when you do the thing where you make one little ponytail in the front so it kinda looks like he's a unicorn), whatever you want tbh! He really likes it when you run your fingers through his hair because that's very comforting and relaxing to him, and if you're lucky enough he might just fall asleep right there haha. ~A bonus to this headcanon~ He likes doing your hair as well! And he knows what he's doing because he has little sisters and he does their hair for them either when their mom is busy and can't do it at the moment or because they ask him to. And don’t forget he likes head pats too, he thinks it’s adorable when you give him one especially if you’re shorter than him and have to stand on you’re tiptoes to reach his head and he always loves giving some to you as well.

⭒ AKSJFBS him teaching you the drums like how Charlie was teaching Nick in Heartstopper tho!! He would try not to get flustered about it but he got flustered anyway.

⭒ Speaking of that, he gets flustered pretty easily even when you are already dating or if you subtly flirt with him because honestly, this is all kinda new to him. Kiss him on the cheek and he'll be all smiles for a long time, kiss him on the lips and he will act confident about it but when you pull away you'll notice that he's blushing profusely and it just gets worse if you giggle at him afterward or point it out.

⭒ He really likes animals and he would have a soft spot for "all the little guys" as he likes to call them like hamsters, birds, amphibians, and reptiles. Also, if you're wondering if he's more of a cat or dog person, I feel like he would love cats... but I have a slight feeling he is a little bit more of a dog person. He would fall in love with your pet especially if you had a dog, and double points if it was a big one.

⭒ He likes to go on movie dates (you two did this a LOT when you first started dating) when it's rainy or when you guys are bored. Though he really likes to explore the outdoors with you rather than indoor dates (even though he adores those too) and though he can't really afford it, he would love to take you to Oregon, California, or possibly somewhere tropical like Hawaii or Bali someday to enjoy more special outdoor dates.

⭒ WILL make you mixtapes with either songs that remind him of you, or for special occasions. He would absolutely cherish the mixtapes you make for him too :).

⭒ Expect to get rocks from him as well! And he'll appreciate getting any rock you give him and will instantly add it to his collection

✮ Modern HCs

⭒ He loves sharing earbuds and listening to metal with you or if you want to relax he'll listen to indie pop too but it honestly kinda depends on the song and/or artist.

⭒ He will build you an epic mansion in Minecraft for you with a ton of animals because you guys love animals lol. I could see him also playing Terraria too. Also, he would just LOVE Undertale and Deltarune, especially the humor in it. I feel like he would be into anime but it would kinda depend on what the show was because he would probably watch a kinda girly one with you but def not watch it on his own time if you know what I mean. He would like cartoons like Teen Titans though or Over The Garden Wall (I think he would love the fact that Elijah Wood voiced Wirt), The Owl House, The Amazing World of Gumball, Adventure Time, and Steven Universe. I could see him thinking Bee and Puppycat was cute though as well.

⭒ I feel like he would watch horror videos on Youtube as well as playthroughs and drumming videos.

[synthshenanigans]

HMS OTGW AU

Synopsis of the few episodes that i have planned its a lot of text i apologize + i wrote all this very late yesterday so it might be a lil rough lol.

Also I am very very tempted to write chapters on ao3 about this AU, so if you dont want spoilers on it you prolly dont wanna read the rest. Tho I gonna leave some things out just to save that for the fic. (i cant promise that theyll all be written and posted soon but i will try my best)

tw for depression and suicide (I mean have you seen the album)

Episode 7- For Whom The Bell Tolls

Instead of Laura and Aunite Whispers being there, the house is empty and wanting the get away from the cold, they decide to stay for the night. Soul goes out for firewood and leaves the other 2 to clean up and make a place to sleep in for all of them. They've all been getting along from that point so Soul isnt worrided about anything. Things are fine for awhile, but after searcing around, they find the bell from the original episode. But instead whoever holds the bell, can command another to do whatever the holder wants (kinda like the og bell but slight different). It at first goes fine, Hearts mainly just goofing off and messing around with it for a bit. Though, the concept of one controlling the other starts an arguement (like in the album) and without Soul to calm things down, it eventually breaks into a full fight. When Soul finaly gets back, one of them is just about to kill the other (again like the album). Which leads to a similer fight like TSE and The Bidding but now with Soul going with the fact that since they cant get along, they should just go their separate ways and find their own ways out. In the end none of them stay in the house and all go split up into the woods (which is definitely the best idea to do in the dark winter woods)

Episode 8- Cacophony

Instead of the drug trip dream that Greg has, itd just be the 3 of them trying and failing to go through the woods on their own. Each of them eventually having their breakdowns like in THA, TME and TSE. Leaving them all doing horribly mentally and attempting to sleep in the snow. (Like how Wirt and Greg do). Before Soul can (attempt) to rest, The Beast finds him, wanting to do a trade with him. If Soul were to go steal the lanturn from the Woodsman and become the new lanturn bearer, The Beast would let Heart and Mind go free out of the Unknown. And as long as he keeps the lanturn lit, theyd live happily and finally get along. Saying that as soon as hes even being near the Woodsman, they would already be free. The Beast of course is lying, and plans to kill off Heart and Mind and turn them into edelwood trees. Still, Soul has nothing else to go for, and so begins to search for the Woodsman.

Episode 9 - Into the Unknown

Flashback episode bby. I thought about making HMS go relatively through the same thing Wirt and Greg did (minus the whole Sara and school bit since none of the go to high school being like 20ish years old). Then I instead thought of Whole. (ps gonna try and write Whole as a separate person from CJ, since it feels weird to me to write about him so Wholes kinda his own character in this)

On Halloween, Whole would go through a rough day (one that would likely cause him to split into 3). Being frustrated with a lot of things he decides to take a walk to clear his head. Tho the rainy moody weather of *whatever this takes place* doesn't help his mood at all. Hell it makes it worse if anything. Its now night time and he eventually ends at a cemetary (like in the show).

Suprisingly no one is there, so he takes a break from walking by sitting up top a certain garden wall. At this point, this thoughts are getting worse and more depressing (his thoughts are also now spliting into 2 and then 3 voices). He gets knocked outta his thoughts when the rain really starts to pick up. Tries to get down but falls off on the other side onto train tracks. And like in the show, a train starts to head straight down them. Whole (still not in a good state of mind) stays there and waits for it. Its not till he suddenly feels him throwing himself out of the way almost involuntary. (The "Wait, no please wait!" sorta moment by Heart and Mind). And like Wirt and Greg, he falls into the pond/lake and passes out.

Episode 10 - The Unknown

(im using the stuff i typed last night so if it's incomprehensible and stupid, thats why)

Heart and Mind wake up similer to Wirt (in the snow with the edelwood branches on them). Now with clearer head, the both immediately panic worrying where the other 2 have gone and go looking for them. Heart gets disoriented with the harsh snow and winds, since hes ya know, blind, and ends up on the frozen lake in the show. And just as Mind finds him there, like Wirt, Heart falls into the frozen lake. Mind barely saves him and has another mental breakdown. Heart wakes back up in the middle of it and they have a lil bonding moment (they siblings your honor). They eventually get up and search for Soul. When they finally find him, hes like ONE second away from just fuckin murdering the woodsman for the lanturn. (hes given up at living at this point and just wants the best for Heart and Mind so hes like...less sane than usual) The Beast told Soul they should've already been out by now so Soul is now pissed he was lied to. The Beast gives up and decides to kill all three of them and have the (knocked out) woodsman stay at the bearer. Soul tries to fight it with the woodsmans axe but is too weak to do anything. The Beast and grabs the hatchet and throws Soul against the trees, leaving Heart and Mind to fight it themselves. Mind (and Darrell) can barley fight it off while Heart tries to find the not knowing its near Soul. Beast swats Darrell away and slams Mind into the tree, holding him there. Just as its about to wrap him in edelwood, Heart suddenly is like "haha bitch fear me" thinking he has the hatchet then realizing its actually the lanturn. Mind just slays there for a sec just like "god damnit juno you had ONE fucking job" Tho obviously, The Beast gets immediately pissed, not wanting the fire to burn out. Heart goes through the same realization that Wirt went through of "Why do you even care about the lanturn anyway? Its almost like your spirit is...wait" Beast moves, droppig Mind and threatens Heart. Although scared, Heart finally stands up for himself, tired of being ordered around at what to do. After freeing Soul, Mind then steps in front of Heart now protecting them while Soul uses the hatchet to stand back up in front of both of them. Willing to fight for his life again while also being pissed at the Beast for lying to him (also that it thought it could give him a purpose and tell him what hes supposed to be and do. Basically Soul has the realization he has in Two Wuv) Beast panics and tries threatening them/negotiate with all of them to let it live. Of course it doesnt work and they blow out the lanturn. Soul holds Darrell as Heart and Mind work together to hold Soul up as they finally walk out of the unknown.

Whole wakes up in the hospital in a similar fashion that Greg and Wirt do, reassuring close people that hes alright and just accidentally fell. He wants a bit of time to himself tho to comprehend him almost dying and the weird dream he had. Tho just as hes about to be like "twas all a dream" he finds that Darrell is laying next to him in the bed. The nurse saying that the chicken wouldnt leave him no matter what they tried to do. Darrell luckily didnt get too in the way and they figured it was his so just left him there. Whole then is like "yea...i guess he is" while mentally being like "WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS HE REAL??" The nurse leaves him be and he sits there thinking over everything and decides that he is a lot better mentally since that adventure and is happy his selves have gotten better and in turn he himself has gotten better.

Maybe he can talk to the three of them eventually or he gets inspired and starts making a certain album idk. As a wise man once said

Also had the ideas of 1.Heart and Mind being lost in the unknown with Soul as the woodsman trying to help them get back while also trying to save "Whole's" spirit in the lantern and 2.Heart and Mind are lost in the unknown with Soul being the Beast

[hildegardladyofbones]

favorite movies / shows ? (:

sorry for the late response, but i took this too seriously and started going through notes and diaries to find lists

Movies:

Idioot (2011) by Rainer Sarnet. It's an adaptation of dostoyevsky's "the idiot" and it's one of the few movies i can actually call underground, because i've yet to met anyone besides my mom whose actually seen it. I don't like it because of that though, i like it because all of it is shot in a church (even the outdoor scenes) and the ending has gay undertones. it's arthouse, what else do you expect?

Amelie (2001) is one of the few romance movies i like because it's super sweet and has very interesting visuals. and also i saw it before i knew i was aroace so i didn't care about whether or not i like romance.

Knives out (2019) has super cool visuals and also very cool foreshadowing. definitely a movie i watched an explanation of later. not THAT deep though, like you get the message before even finishing it.

Tank Girl (1995) is a fucking comedy and apocalypse masterpiece and no one will convince me otherwise. I do not care about if it's accurate to the comics at all. it's just pure, unfiltered, 90s action. with implied lesbians.

In tandem with the last movie comes Bad Girls (1994), even though this one is a bit less goofy (it does not have kangaroo-man hybrids)

Kill your darlings (2013). i don't even care about the gayness, they went ham with the poetry references. like they explain a technique in poetry and then do that same thing in the movie? fucking beautiful. the soundtrack is also so unique. i could go on about this movie forever.

Birds of Prey, or the fantabulous emancipation of Harley Quinn (2020) is like all of those other superhero action movies, but this time it's For Girls (tm) and i LOVE it because of that. idec about action movies in general, that one just Gets It. Margot Robbie OWNS Harley Quinn for me

speaking of feminist action movies, Mad Max Fury Road (2015) is amazing. it has one of the most unique colour palettes i've seen, because of how much contrast there is. Surprisingly condensed, the action is not spread out at all, gets straight to the point. Also it has like no romance at all.

Shows:

Hannibal (2013-2015) is my number 1, no competition. It's a rom com, it's a thriller, it's horror, it's whatever you want it to be. not gonna say too much, becuase i want you to experience its glory first hand.

pushing daisies (2007-2009) is whimsical, light hearted, fairy-tale like, fluffy, etc. basically the opposite of hannibal, even though both of them are made by Brian Fuller. fun fact: it has the only straight romance i actively root for. they're also asexual because i said so.

I am not okay with this (2020) is another one of those movies you only see in those lists of shows that netflix ended too soon, because it did. it's like netflix said "wait it has LESBIANS? we can't have THAT" which is a shame, because it's a masterfully crafted allegory for grief and depression. and as if THAT wasn't enough, it parodies while ´imitating an 80s high school movie, which gives it this cool aesthetic of the modern day mixed with the 80s.

Over the garden wall (2016). Wirt is a very accurately written teen who i want to be friends with SO BAD, and Greg is somehow even more accurately written because my sister is roughly the same age as him and they are basically the same people. It goes pretty hard with the historical influences, the soundtrack fits it so well and the story is very sweet. i recommend it 👍

Hope i didn't burden you with my ramblings too much, i don't even have an excuse. thanks for the ask tho, i had fun

[wolfvirago]

DYNAMICS!!! for potential relationships! :D glad to b mutuals!

SO YOU WANNA INTERACT? [accepting] [x]

;; hi hi!! Good to see you!

The muses of yours I do know are the following: fern, fionna, betty (tho i haven't watched a.dventure t.ime in many years and need to sit and binge it one day), len, teto, kris, zenitsu, cassidy and crona!

I am interested in your TOH and OTGW muses, I just need to watch their media sources first. I think Wirt would be easiest to write with from that category since the aesthetic of his source media fits Robin's v well!

So here's what I have in mind for possible dynamics-

AT muses + Wirt: Adventurers who stumble across Robin and her domain, perhaps with varying degrees of what they can tell her about the outside world.

Kris: I also need to replay Delta.rune, but the basic dynamic could be sibling-coded! Robin being a big sister to Kris and they can be Light bringers together.

Zenitsu: Slayer shenanigans. Robin being this cool mentor figure but also banters with Zen when he's being a lil annoying.

Cassidy: assuming they're the ghost child still in the interaction, Robin can communicate with the dead/undead and would want to help Cassidy out in whatever they needed. Maybe they wind up sucked into the Lost Woods or Freddy's does?

Lmk your thoughts! I think we have one another's disc.ords so DM me :3

@collectalong

[speaking-at-the-theater]

otgw

watching over the garden wal!!! obviously spoilers so like, watch out for that. this is gonna be a long one as i plan to do the whole series at once so we go on until the picture limit breaks and then we start another post

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the intro has such vibes. the best part about it being a miniseries is that it doesnt worry about like. spoilers. it can just tell you “this is the short of it, now lemme tell you the long of it.”

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the chorus that starts playing when wirt is like “where are we”??? haunting. where can i find it?

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whoever wrote this knows exactly how to write kids i love it

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“welcome to the unknown boys, you’re mor elost than you realize” indeed

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greg- greg no- bad idea. dont go towards the forest.

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what is up with that turtle???

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“it is your burden to bear” thank you mr woodsman

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ep 2

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the drawings in the wood in the intro. what’s up with that

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“the good woman of the woods”....i dont believe that. that’s sus.

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that festival seems so interesting??? –

what do you mean the fucking pumpkin *talks*

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love that “patient is the night” song

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oo that was…a plot twist

…..

that “you’ll join us someday” is…….something

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the fuck. is up. with the leaf.

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ep 3-

“see, no willpower whatsoever” ms beatrice. what. 

i mean its true though

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aww, that school concert was such a clever idea! and that small twist. when you hear greg say “let’s steal the instruments” you think he’s still thinking about giving them back to the school for fun. but then the concert is revealed and you see “oh, greg isnt as stupid as he seems”, it’s cute.

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ep 4

songs of the dark lantern??? sounds interesting

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that highwayman animation is so???? idk. it’s weird. thy were bordering the uncanny valley for this one and i think it was on purpose

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the fuck. is up. with those trees. i want answers.

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haha. the beast is fucking terryfying i’ll be seeing it in my nightmares now.

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ep 5

this illustration is so good tho??

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this guys just having an entire existential crisis mood

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beatrice used to be human? that’s interesting

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what is up with these fainting ladies and mr-s? –

two pennies for the ferry…like two coins for the charon?

......

also love how the twist here wasnt that there were supernatural shenanigans but that there werent supernatural shenanigans

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the fish?????? what have the coins got to do with anything??? hmm????

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ep 5

that frog song is really nice

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beatrice is sus.

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also, i love how wirt is slowly warming up to greg??

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aaand yep. adelaide is bad. fairytale back. has anyone written a fairytale re-telling of otgw? it has the themes…

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oh….poor bea

andd just like that the character development is gone.

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chapter 7

also just noticed the eps are labeled chapters! like books! –

oh dear….the woodsman is….wow.

“ we should talk”

we’re never seeing the woodsman again i think.

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auntie whispers is so fucking creepy??? is there a single adult with a house that is also not entiwned with any dark magic?? not a single one??

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huh. so it was lorna alla long huh…..yk what they say about appearances

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did whispers never think to say “begone evil spirit” or????

also. if whispers isnt lorna’s real aunt, but they still consider eachothr family…..how did they meet?

it must have been a sad story, though.

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“there is only the forest and there is only surrender”

….

i want a story for the beast. even if it’s just “it sprouted from the ground one day”. i need mor eof it.

oh well, fics must exist. if not, i’ll make one.

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ep 8

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aand wirt lost hope. 

bye.

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this episode is…sooo weird

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it’s snowing?? already?? wasnt it autumns just a few episodes ago???

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….at least now i know where the edelwood trees come from.

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what did gregory wish for tho???

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.....

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9 ep….were going at the speed of light huh?

—”into the unknown”....they do say be careful what you wish for, no?

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oh….oh wirt’s…teenagery. which means Really Fucking Mean.

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10

:((((

oh…sio the beast is setting tasks for wirt, fairytale style, so he’ll give up, huh?

…..

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the beast’s eyes are the same as the dog’s after it ate the turtle…..maybe it’s some sign of corruption? or evil??

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“take on the task of lantern bearer” how bout no.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE BEAST WHATS IT MADE OF WHAT THE FUCK

it looks like wood but???? holy shit??? trypophobiaed wood. 

if the beast is made of wood and it eats the sap (oil) from trees is it a tree vampire????

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HOLY SHIT HE DID IT

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….

lovely ending is lovely

this show met all my expectations, and surpassed them, too!

[clubolive]

Here’s my six fanarts hehe

[monggay]

my @mcytblraufest gift for @whoretimeswithscar! an over the garden wall au with mcyt characters! if youre unfamiliar, over the garden wall is a cartoon starring two brothers, wirt and greg, who find themselves lost in a place called the unknown and try to find their way around home, meeting many people including someone called the woodsman and a talking bluebird named beatrice.

starring: wilbur as wirt, the older brother; tommy as greg, the younger brother; grian as beatrice, the bluebird but as a parrot, + other cast and stuff under the cut! cause i made a BUNCH for this apparently.

charlie slimecicle as jason funderberker the frog! he's basically the brothers' pet frog, and he gets a musical number in one of the episodes!

AND a bunch of screenshot redraws from the opening sequence (on youtube, also dont watch after the title card at abt 45 secs in if you dont want spoilers from the end)

although i think the next stuff do have some spoilers for some characters

characters in order: charlie, grian, joe (and cleo in the painting), stress, and gem!

and then bad as the woodsman, dream as the beast, and then skeppy!

okay really going into spoiler territory here for the characters:

wilbur and tommy are wearing lmanburg/or just revolution uniforms in general as halloween costumes! wilburs are too short on him, and tommys are too big. tommys wearing red rainboots cause he doesnt have fancy ones like wilbur already had.

charlies just a slimy frog with glasses. no one knows how they stay there, there's no tape or anything. also he has. teeth. no reason at all tbh, and he also doesnt speak yet like in canon aside from the musical numbers.

grian as beatrice! i mean, he does seem like the type to get his family cursed because of shenanigans.

joe hills as quincy endicott and zombie cleo as margueritte grey! i really like this idea hehe. the premise of endicotts episode is that hes an eccentric lonely rich guy with a huuuge mansion who thinks is haunted, or that he might just really be going mad. turns out that his mansion was just so huge that he didnt realize that it was two mansions joined together, and that the resident of the other mansion, margueritte grey, was the ghost he thought he was seeing, and also thought he was a ghost. so like shenanigans with joe and cleo lmao.

stress as auntie whispers and gem as lorna! lorna is a young sick girl who lives with auntie whispers, but turns out her sickness was an evil spirit possessing here and forcing her to devour people, she didnt know tho i think and thought auntie was evil and forcing her to do chores. auntie whispers was like a really creepy evil looking old woman but turns out she was nice, just evil and creepy looking.

bad as the woodsman and skeppy as the woodsmans daughter! and dream as the beast. the beast was this.. idk he was the beast. an evil spirit taking children lost in the woods? the woodsmans daughter had gotten lost in the woods and the beast told the woodsman that the lantern contained his daughters soul, and he had to keep it lit of else his daughter was dead forever by chopping edelwood trees and turning them to oil as fuel. and then turns out the beast was just tricking him

also! the unknown is like, im pretty sure is supposed to be the afterlife? or like limbo, or as u had mentioned in your request notes, dantes inferno! when you mentioned dantes inferno, and limbo, and cool imagery, otgw was the first thing that came to my mind! i had just watched this one video essay about otgw being a modern retelling of dantes inferno before i recieved your request lol. cause wirt and greg were supposed to be drowning while they were in the unknown i think.

also!! for the first drawing, the scene is like, not rly anything specific for the show, i just thought it looked cool. and i somehow had the idea to. make it a painting. again. against all previous experiences of paintings being absolute slogs to finish. they almost always just reach the point of i dont even want to look at this anymore its good enough, but im really love how this one came out!

i had a few other au ideas i was thinking of before i did this one, i didnt manage to do them mostly bc it was always like. wayyy out of my artistic skills and also i didnt know how to make them make sense or execute them well enough.

previous ideas included: some sort of adventure story/comic/chose your own adventure/small rpg/point and click adventure/idk of limbo and exploring people's limbo, such as wilbur in the train station, schlatt in the gym, tommy in a void, grian in the middle of 3rd life and last life, etc. and the vibes i was looking for like victorian impossible mansion with shifting rooms or smth and also these kinds of stuff like a small pixel art point and click exploring of limbos

and also an ibong adarna au (????) its a filipino story of a prince journeying to capture the legendary bird, ibong adarna, to cure his sick father, and he had two older brothers who also failed bc they werent kind to a beggar in the street who turned out to be a sorcerer(?). basically, wilbur, techno, and tommy as the princes, with tommy as the youngest who succeeded bc he was kind, charlie as the ermitanyo/beggar?? and grian as the bird?

ANYWAYS thats all very sorry for the literal freaking wall of rambling text here much apologies for the lateness and hope you enjoy it!!

[stuckonmain]

Anemoia (Over the Garden Wall x Fem! reader) Pt.8

SaraDaBee: hey (Y/N), you coming to the cemetery tonight w/ Funderberker an’ I?

You: Uh, sure. I guess so! When should I go?

SaraDaBee: eh, whenever. I’ll head there at like 7:30 tho

You: Cool, see ya soon Bee girl

SaraDaBee: for the record that’s a horrible nickname XD

You: For the record, that’s why I use it >:)

(Y/N) sighed and turned off her phone. She had about an hour or so before the party to hang out in her room for a bit, but she didn’t want to be in her room right now. It was messier than she liked, which was annoying.

She tugged off her sweater and put on her costume- a grim reaper, with a tattered black cloak, and a scythe taller than her. She grabbed her backpack and filled it with some ‘useful’ stuff- that’s to say, mostly art supplies.

“Hey mom, I’m going trick or treating!” She yelled.

“Okay (Y/N)! When will you be home?”

“Uh...is 11:00 a reasonable curfew?”

“Eh, I’ll allow it. When you get back, remember to turn off the lights!”

“Yeah, you got it.” (Y/N) nodded, swinging the door open.

She wasn’t quite sure where she was headed, but she wasn’t in the mood to stay home.

*******

Wirt cringed.

“Ooh! Wirt loves Sara! You want us to give it to her for you?” Kathleen grinned, waving Wirt’s tape.

“Uh- it’s for a different Sara- not the one you’re thinking about.” He lied, but even he knew it wasn’t too convincing.

“Yeah, Wirt’s talking about mascot Sara- the one he’s been looking at all night!” Greg added, unhelpfully. Wirt didn’t like violence, but jeez did he want to punch that kid.

“If you like Sara, you better act fast- Jason Funderberker is supposedly asking her out tonight! And (Y/N) is usually with her, and that girl...well, honestly, I’d say she’s competition too, assuming Sara is into girls!” She warned. Jason Funderberker? Ugh! Why is it ALWAYS Jason Funderberker?! And (Y/N)! I’m no match for her!

“(Y/N)?” Rohndi frowned. “Nah, (Y/N) is dating a girl in Piedmont.”

“No, it was a boy named Orion.” Argued the third girl- Melissa.

Wirt blushed, trying to avoid the conversation, when someone else appeared. Ah, the girl of the hour…(Y/N) (L/N). Girls either hate her or want to be her. Or want to date her, I dunno.

“Hey, Kath, Rohndi, Melissa. Happy All Hallows Eve!” Said the Grim Reaper girl- (Y/N).

“Happy...uhh..whatever that is, to you too!” Kathleen waved, her attention finally off of Wirt. He took that as his cue to run off, leaving with quiet, “Uh I- gotta go, bye!”

*******

“See ya, random kid I’ve never met!” Waved (Y/N). Okay, that wasn’t fully true. She had a couple classes with …was it Walt? But they’d never really talked- and it’s not like he knew of (Y/N) anyways, she was kind of a nobody. She only hung out with popular girls like Kathleen in drama club...not that she really minded.

“So (Y/N)! You’re friends with Sara, right?”

“Uh, yeah! I’m actually looking for her right now, we’re gonna hang out at the Eternal Garden after the game...have you seen her?”

“Yeah, she’s over by the concession stand. But I was wondering if you would mind giving her this old cassette tape?” Kathleen asked.

“Uh, sure, who’s it from?”

“Who do you think is a-dork-able enough to still use cassette tapes?” Giggled Rohndi.

“Uhmm...I dunno. I’m new.” (Y/N) shrugged.

“The guy who just left, Wirt McLaughlin! You’ve seen him before, he gives me, like, vintage vibes.” Answered Kath.

(Y/N) considered it- yeah, y’know, he kinda does remind me of a 1940s schoolboy. I guess it is pretty in-character for him to use cassette tapes.

“Okay, yeah, that’s fair. That is pretty-”

“A-dork-able?” Rohndi cut her off, hopefully.

“Uhh...yes, but I hate that word with a passion.” (Y/N) nodded.

“See Rohndi? I told you that’s not a thing!” Laughed Kath triumphantly.

“Right, see you guys at rehearsal then?” (Y/N) asked.

“Yeah! See ya there, (Y/N)!”

(Y/N) made her way to the concession stand.

“Hey Sara, some kid made you a mixtape?” She muttered to the bee mascot.

“Oh, cool! Can you put it in my jacket pocket? It’s by the bleachers.” Sara waved towards a seat.

“Nice. I’ll meet ya at the graveyard then, I guess?”

“Perfect! I’ll be there in like, twenty minutes, alright?”

“Yup! Don’t forget to bring some age appropriate drinks, and I’ll pick up some snacks at the gas station on the way.”

“Great! Happy Halloween, (Y/N)! I gotta get back out there…”

*******

(Y/N) walked towards the cemetery, backpack full of snacks and soda.

It was weird being in a graveyard alone so late at night, especially on All Hallows Eve. Perhaps it wasn’t common knowledge here in Nowere, but on All Hallows Eve, the veil thins. It was much more obvious back in Gravity Falls, as strange stuff noticeably spiked in October, but here...well, Nowhere was a suburban town without any notable history, and Ford’s journal didn’t mark Nowere as a paranormal hotspot, so needless to say, people just called it ‘Halloween’ and ate candy.

(Y/N) totally did that too, but the point still stands.

She shoved the old rusty gate open to see an ocean of tombs, an ominous reminder that whether rich or poor, good or evil, famous or unknown, everyone wound up here.

Under a different lens, it was almost hopeful.

Trying to distract herself from the creepiness of being alone with corpses, (Y/N) decided to play a game- a game Robbie Valentino dubbed ‘Dead person hide-and-seek’, back in Oregon. It was quite straightforward. All you did was scan the tombstones in search of the oldest grave. She used to play it as a kid, with the group, as Robbie’s parents owned a funeral home. They would spend hours trying to find the oldest grave. They found it eventually- Sadme Endicott the sixth, 1837-1890- and the game was forgotten. But this was a new cemetery, and a far older one at that. The Eternal Garden dated all the way back to the early/mid eighteenth century, and hence, the oldest grave was much harder to find.

(Y/N) searched for a bit before getting bored. The only thing to note was that she found a gravestone marked ‘Quincy Endicott”, who might have been related to whoever it was that got buried in Gravity Falls’ oldest grave.

Ding!

(Y/N) checked her phone.

SaraDaBee: we’re on our way over!

You: Did ya bring drinks?

SaraDaBee: yup, i grabbed some apple juice

You: Cool, I picked up snacks

SaraDaBee: cool, cya there!

And sure enough, Sara, Jason, and some other kids (Y/N) didn’t know the names of, swung the creaky old gate open and made their way over to her.

“Hey guys!” (Y/N) waved from her spot, perched on an ornate tombstone.

“Hey (Y/N)!” Grinned Sara, running over to sit by her.

“Have you been sitting here in the dark this whole time?” Jason said in his usual nasally drawl.

“Um…yes. Yes I have, but I realize now that it sounds super creepy.” (Y/N) paused. “Uhm, I brought snacks!” She added, changing the subject.

*******

“Ugh. Everybody loves Funderberker. What do I do?” Wirt lamented.

What had his life become…hiding behind and old tombstone in pursuit of a stupid cassette tape….all because Greg is totally incapable of leaving him alone. He sighed and messed with the hem of his DIY Halloween costume. Well, sort of…technically the only DIY was when he chopped the fluff off of an old Santa hat, but whatever.

What was he even trying to do with this dumb outfit? In the civil war cloak, he looked like old photos of his great-great grandfather, but with the hat…what was he, a gnome? Was Wirt truly such a mess that he didn’t even know what he was being for Halloween? He thought he looked cool when he left the house, but….

“I'll pretend to be a dead elephant and distract them while you get the tape!” Greg offered.

“Please just stay here.” Wirt sighed.

Jason Funderberker was sitting right by Sara, not too far from them. “And so she kept getting closer…” He grinned, telling a ghost story. And of course, everyone loved it. Of course they did, it was Jason Funderberker.

Wirt watched enviously as Jason grabbed Sara’s hand. There was only one thing he could do…perhaps not the most elegant solution, but….

“Okay, go, Greg. do it.” He growled.

“Okay.” Greg nodded dutifully.

*******

(Y/N) stifled a laugh, stuck between feeling sorry for Jason’s failed advances, and thinking it was hilarious.

“You could hold my hand, Funderberker. I don't care.” Shrugged a girl dressed as a bird.

(Y/N) pulled her cloak hood up to hide her grin.

But she could only stifle a laugh for so long apparently, as suddenly a little kid ran out from behind a gravestone and started howling like a dying wolf.

“Hey, isn't that Wirt's little brother?”

“Nooooo. I'm the headless elephant.” Grinned the kid.

“Is Wirt here, too?” Sara said, smiling.

“Over there!” Laughed the kid in the teapot hat, pointing towards a gravestone- Endicotts gravestone, actually. Sure enough, there was the top of a red cone right behind it.

“Wal- um, Wirt, we can see you, man.” (Y/N) chuckled.

He stepped out, hands up as if to feign innocence. “Oh. Hey, guys. Greg! there you are. Totally wasn't spying on anybody.” Wirt assured them. “I was just looking for -” He was cut off by the scream of a siren.

The teens watched in horror as a police car pulled up, through the graveyard.

“What's going on here?” yelled the policeman in the driver’s seat. “Is this some kind of witches' gathering? You're all under arrest.”

“Run!” Sara shrieked. And the group scattered.

(Y/N)’s heart raced. How is this illegal?!

“Slow down, kids. You're gonna trip or something.” Sighed the policeman.

No Sh*t Sherlock! (Y/N) thought, as she tripped over a rock. She ducked behind a tombstone near the stone wall at the edge of the cemetery.

“Greg! Why did you say this way?!” yelled one of the other kids- Wirt? As he reached the wall’s dead end.

“I thought I heard a frog.” shrugged the teapot hat kid.

The siren screamed.

“This is private property,” said the policeman.

“Uh…” Wirt panicked. Teapot kid, (Greg?) began climbing a tree, using it to get to the top of the wall. Wirt shrugged and followed after him.

“Hey, don't climb up there. That's dangerous!” yelled the police. “Get down here before you hurt

yourself!”

The two brothers looked around for a moment, not getting down.

“Kids, really, get down from that wall.”

Greg (?) nodded, and jumped off the wall…the other way. Out of the cemetery. Wirt panicked for a second and followed after him.

“No, darn it. No. I mean come down this way.” The policeman sighed. He turned to deal with some other kids, and as soon as he looked away, (Y/N) was off like a shot- she climbed the tree as fast as she could, jumped onto the wall, and followed the brother’s example to get out of the cemetery.

She tumbled downhill, overhearing Wirt and Greg argue- although it sounded more like just Wirt doing the arguing- When she crashed into them.

“Ugh.” She stood up shakily. “I’m super sorr-'' But her apology was cut off by the blare of a train whistle. (Y/N) and the brothers spun around in time to see a train rushing towards them. Instinctually, Wirt grabbed Greg and (Y/N) by the arms, and launched himself downhill, with the two others in tow.

The next thing they knew was icy water.

(Y/N) clambered out of the steam, hair and outfit soaked. She scanned the landscape ahead of her- a wooded area, with a vague trail. She figured they must have wound up on a hiking trail. But the question was…

How do we get back from here?

*******

I opened my eyes slowly. I was in a… hollow tree? I was shivering, and there was someone so close to me that our shoulders were touching. (Y/N), if I remember correctly…unless those were just cold-induced hallucinations. We fell into a frozen lake, right? I…I think that’s what happened…

“Wirt..good morning.” Rasped a familiar voice.

“(Y-Y/N).” I whispered. I wanted to shove her off of me, but I also wanted to hug her forever. I resisted both urges.

A bluebird silhouette fluttered towards me. Beatrice?

“You’re awake! Here, eat some dirt.” Huh? Who…

“B...Beatrice…?” That doesn’t sound like Beatrice…

“You know my daughter!” Gasped the bluebird. “Where is she?”

“I don't know.” I said somberly.

(Y/N) nodded. “I saw her recently, but we split up to look for the boys. I wish we could be more helpful…I’m so sorry.” She stared at her hands, clenching and unclenching her fists, as if it was all she could do to keep from exploding.

“Well, I appreciate the attempt, anyway. Now, somebody left you and that

frog on the doorstep.”

Beatrice…

That frog…

Greg?

“But have you seen my brother?” I asked.

“No, I'm sorry.” the bird sighed.

“Oh, then we gotta go.” I said, leaning towards the opening out into the woods.

“You're in no shape to head into that snowstorm, young man, especially not with that darling girl at risk. Here, here, eat more dirt.” The bluebird- Beatrice’s mum- offered me another spoonful of dirt.

“Thanks.” (Y/N) murmured, pretending to eat the dirt- Beatrice’s mum didn’t notice her pouring it onto the ground.

“Come on, guy. Let's go find Greg.” I scooped up the frog, and tried to climb out of the tree. I held out my hand to help (Y/N) as she followed, pleasantly surprised when she didn’t let go upon reaching the ground.

“At least wait until the storm dies down a bit. You'll be no good to your brother dead!” the bird protested.

“I was never any good to him alive, either.” I said softly.

“Thank you. Thank you so much.” (Y/N) nodded to the birds. There was a heavy silence before Beatrice’s mum spoke again.

“If you see Beatrice again, give her a hug for us.” She whispered.

“We will.” I promised.

*******

(Y/N) and I walked in silence. I was still clutching her hand, or maybe she was clutching mine…for once it didn’t matter. In another context, this would be a peaceful scene…snow floated down to us, reminding me of painted faeries in old children’s books… We’d been here for so long, I think it must be nearly Yule, or at least Thanksgiving… I wonder if anyone has noticed we’re gone back home. I wonder…I wonder if we’ll ever get back home.

“Wirt?” (Y/N) said tentatively, breaking the silence. “I wasn’t trying to betray you. I…I was trying to save you.”

What…how? No- that can’t be true….but I really want it to be…

I paused. “What do you mean?”

(Y/N) sighed. “Well, Beatrice told me of this deal she made with Adelaide. She’d bring Adelaide a child servant, and Adelaide would free Beatrice’s family from their ‘feathery prisons’ as she put it. I volunteered to do it…Yeah, no. Turns out Adelaide is not only insane and evil- she’s sexist too! Said I ‘couldn’t handle it’ because ‘you damsels aren’t quite built the same as the heroes.’” (Y/N) crossed her arms with a small ‘Hmph’ of annoyance.

I shook my head. “You’re kidding.”

“Wish I was.”

I laughed in disbelief. “After all that junk about ‘not running into danger’?! (Y/N) (L/N)....you’re the biggest hypocrite ever.”

She held her hands up. “Guilty as charged.” she chuckled, before growing more somber. “But I guess it feels different when you guys run into horrible danger and peril. I…I don’t like the idea of you or Greg getting hurt.”

(Y/N), I’d be pretty hurt if you got hurt. I am…was…pretty hurt when I thought…I thought you left us.

The whistle of the wind was making my head hurt, and my feet were wet and cold in my boots. My cloak had never felt colder.

Greg…my half brother- no. My brother doesn’t deserve this…if only he hadn't taken that stupid tape, we’d be home, and he’d be safe.

“(Y/N)...” I said, voice cracking, “Do you think we’ll ever get home? This unknown is deeper than we can possibly imagine…do-do you think we’ll be able to save- to save Greg?”

The silence that followed my question was all the answer I needed.

She grabbed my hand again, looking me in the eye.

“Wirt…we’ll save Greg. Or die trying.”

*******

[imnotevenhere9]

If you're still doing Matchups, could I please get one for Lotr and The Hobbit please? Thanks so much!

🌱 She/They Nonbinary // Bisexual // Autistic and Chronically Ill with a bonus Anxiety Disorder // 18 years old at the moment

🌱 I know a lot of Home Remedies and Superstitions for like no reason. For instance, did you know that Raspberry Tea helps with Menstrual Pain, or that knocking on wood invokes the protection of the tree spirit and that’s why it’s said to give you luck? I don’t know why I know that, but I do.

🌱 Winning a fight is on my bucket list, but it has to be for a good reason. I’m not one to just pick fights for the sake of fighting, and I’m actually pretty conflict-averse, so I need to actually have a solid reason for throwing hands. But I’ve always wanted to do it for some reason.

🌱 I often get the inexplicable urge to bake something, so my loved ones just kinda end up with surprise brownies and zucchini bread at random. This habit has only worsened over Quarantine, of course.

🌱 I really like studying Witchcraft for some reason. The first spell I ever performed was a Healing Spell to help my friend who was sick with Crohn's Disease. Thirty minutes after performing the ritual, I got a text saying he felt a lot better and he was released from the hospital a couple days later, so I guess it must’ve worked. 😁

🌱 My love language is definitely gift giving. I’m pretty cheap, but I’m also an artist, so when push comes to shove I’ll just make something for someone when I like them. I pay very close attention to what people like because it gives me more ideas on how to interact with them. I’m essentially a large, flightless Crow. You were nice, so you get something shiny. But though I like giving gifts to others, I’m not very materialistic at all. I prefer to be practical when it comes to things, and I get very nervous when spending money.

🌱 I LOVE going outside and getting messy. Playing in the mud, getting soaked in the rain, I’m the type to go outside and come back home covered in dirt and twigs. It’s just really fun to me.

🌱My Dad’s a really good cook and I seem to have inherited that gene. He actually has me make dinner whenever we’re having eggs because I always cook them better than he does.

🌱 I’ve always wanted to be a really good gardener. My dream house is just covered in flowers and plants and such. I want to live in a Greenhouse, basically.

🌱 I have a habit of giggling to myself just by remembering something funny that happened, even if it was a couple years ago. I also laugh when I do something stupid, because I find my flaws and shortcomings funny for the most part. I love to laugh with people, but never at them.

🌱 You know the sort of “Girl Next Door” trope? That’s my type. Like the guy in the dorm just down the hall, or the girl in my neighborhood who I casually flirt with. I’m a sucker for cute little interactions like that, so it’s not too much of a surprise that I always fall for people like that. I never forget people I meet on the road, and often find myself hoping to meet up with them again someday.

🌱 I know way too much about Spirits and Fae. My favorite book is called ‘The Encyclopedia of Spirits’ and it shows you how to contact and interact with a ton of different deities and spirits, and I’m addicted to reading it. It’s the best.

🌱 I’m basically like a tiny, less-impressive Aragorn. I love travelling on foot, getting messy outside, I was kind of a Horse Girl as a kid ngl, I’ve always wanted to be a knight or king of some sort, chances are that I haven’t bathed in awhile, and I too would pine for a hot elf girl for literal years on end.

🌱 I always have to have some sort of weight on me to feel comfortable, because of my Autism. That usually takes the form of a large backpack stuffed with books and snacks, or a big jacket. However, my muscles are always pretty stiff and achy, so that does kinda backfire too.

🌱My closest friends say I give off “Dwobbit” vibes. That’s a ½ Dwarf and ½ Hobbit btw. I’m around 4’ 10” tall, I don’t shave, I love crafting and art, I live in the Mountains, I’m tomboyish but I also love gardening and can be a bit of a homebody, I love going barefoot, etc.

🌱 I really love History, Folklore, Mythology and Fairy Tales. My favorite is the Irish myth of Oisín in Tir Na Nog. Look it up if you don’t know it, it’s a fantastic story. But I also appreciate myths from all sorts of different cultures, like the myth of Annapurna in India or the tale of Princess Kaguya in Japan. Did you know that in Mesopotamian Mythology, Nonbinary People were said to be given the gift of prophecy and magic by the goddess Ishtar? And that a recurring figure in Slavic Folklore is the Snake King, who’s just a big ol’ snake with a doofy looking crown? I love it.

🌱 I’m an Aquarius, INFP and 4w5 if that means anything. For reference, characters who are also 4w5 INFPs include Lydia Deetz (Beetlejuice), Wirt (Otgw), Frankenstein’s Monster, Luna Lovegood (HP), Napstablook (Undertale), The Phantom of the Opera, and Celeste from Animal Crossing. That kinda tells you a lot about me, doesn’t it?

🌱 I’ve been growing my hair out, so it’s getting pretty long too. It’s always messy, and I both use a lot of conditioner and it naturally curls when wet, so I basically end up having a very fluffy mane with a lot of stray hairs and weird curls. Also, fun fact, I never learned how to braid because I’ve only really made friends with boys and I have very poor hand-eye coordination when it comes to such things. And my hair is so thin and fluffy that it’s impossible to tame anyways, so the best I can do is put it in a ponytail, since I’m basically incapable of doing anything fancier than that. When worst comes to worse, I have plenty of hats though.

🌱 I have really pale skin that’s always covered in moles, freckles (especially on my arms) and lots of scabs. It’s also getting warmer out, so chances are that I have a farmer’s tan. I have blue eyes and glasses.

🌱 I have a habit of seeing shadows move out of the corners of my eyes, frequently mistaking them for people or animals, but when I turn to look there’s nothing there. I’ve gotten my eyesight checked multiple times, but there’s nothing out of the ordinary, so it’s either a lack of sleep, or the Fae are getting antsy with me. Probably the former of course, but part of me would like to believe the

Oof, sorry that description was so long! I really hope you don't mind. Thanks so much in advance!!

A/n: I made it really wholesome (at least in my eyes), so I hope you like it! ^_^

Masterlist • Prompts • S/o match ups • Taglist

S/o from The Hobbit: Kili! 

will take your hands and kiss all the moles and freckles when you two are alone

listens to you talking about Fairy Tales while hugging you from behind and plays with your hair

likes to fall asleep with you on his chest, so he can plent small kisses on your head

loves everything you bake, it doesn’t matter if he heard of it or not, he always gets so excited to try what you baked

gives the best massages. He will prepare a bubble bath, help you stretch, whatever makes your achy muscles hurt less

small peaks behind your shoulder when you're

S/o from LOTR: Arwen!

adores your hair. Like literally. She loves to braid them, brush them, run her fingers through them, basically everything you can think of

please share everything you know and learnes about Home Remedies and Superstitions. She loves listening to you talk, it doesn't matter if she already knows all of it, she just wants to listen to you talk about it

your random giggles? In her eyes the cutest thing ever. Just hearing you giggling brightens her day so much

will probably go outside and get messy with you, because she loves to see you happy

gets shy when you give her gifts, she loves them all so much tho

will get you different books about Witchcraft, so you can learn and practice more!

[dirt-grub]

wirt otgw + ⚧ + 📖 and if ur not doing otgw then idk pick ur fav character

yeah i'll do wirt!

⚧- Pronoun headcanon - he/they!

📖- AU I’d like to see them in - i actually have an old fic idea i shelved bc i lost motivation that was a fantasy au thing where beatrice was a dragon it was like a dealing with dragons situation and idk how many people have read that book but the arrangement is that a dragon has a prince/princess who theyve kidnapped and does chores and errands for them, except the protagonist volunteers to be a dragon's princess bc she hates what her life is like; it was one of my favorite books as a kid i still really love it... basically the au was that arrangement under different circumstances, wirt needs her help finding greg after he lost track of him, and beatrice needs a servant to help her find something and she wont say what (in this au she was human, and needs to find away to go back, and just like canon is dishonest about it to the boys; but instead of scissors, its a sword that cuts her wings away)

i actually did have a full first chapter of this tucked away in my docs for a long time but i didnt want to release it without any intentions of finishing it, i really did love the concept tho :3

[coffee-and-cake]

Oh gosh I was grabbed by a tag your friend post

Welp here we go

Tagged by @uncaringport

3 ships: gonna avoid doing ships in the same fandom (gotta have variety)

Toothcup - I love the forbidden romance with this ship. The way toothless and hiccup are ready to die for each other really makes the ship for me. There’s also the fact that they have shown in cannon that they can’t live in a world with out the other in so they will die to be with them again.

Pompous pep - the snarky little bastard with the rich bastard? Sign me up! They are such menaces even tho one of them is the good guy and I’m here for it. I love how both are will to be petty just to get back at the other. Plus Vlad and Danny are the only ones of their kind so they can relate to each other.

Poe tree - one of my darker ships. I love how sinister the beast is and I love how Wirt grew in the story that he almost gave up his life cause he thought that meant it would save his brother. Plus I just love dark ships in general just imagining the beast stalking wirt and having a special place for him when he does catch him is *cheifs kiss*

Currently reading:

I’m half way through the Trollhunters book but I’ve put off finishing it I really should get back to it soon.

Currently watching:

I’m not watching anything right now but I was watching Into the Spider Verse not to long ago.

Currently consuming:

I had a chicken and pizza while watching spider verse

Currently craving:

A good ole vanilla milkshake 🤤

Tag 9 people you wanna get to know better (you don’t have to if you don’t want to)@ari-shipping-stuff @10blue10 @snowythefox @differentjasper @previouslysaltyfandombrat @kittywitch62 @linadoonofficial I don’t know 9 people/ I don’t talk to a lot of people