#house fathers

[brucespringsteencomments]

[housetzuyu]

this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park

[imjulia-andilikecats]

Jacaerys "OH Not Another Step Parent" Targaryen

[hehether]

Reverse! AU where most of them don't have no killing code, and Jason is a priest 🧍‍♂️

Vampire king Dick's dad was Edward Cullen Battinson trust me

[bruciemilf]

Battinson as a parent: oh, I’m sorry that you fell , Jay. Yes, the ground shouldn’t have tripped you. Bad ground. Would you like an ice cream to feel better?

Thomas when Bruce jumped off the slide and broke his arm because some kid dared him to: Bet you won’t do that dumbass shit again, huh?

[thenomi]

nomi's showreel 2023. it's time for a showreel baby! it features some of my commissioned work i did between 2019 and 2023. needless to say i'm looking for work. music by house fathers. june 2023

[woolysocks]

this photo taken to commemorate the 15 actual minutes i spent staring at this shelf while making toast because i love it so much

[pine-rhyme]

I think it would be funny in Alecto, if we spend more time on the Ninth, for the great aunts to, very affectedly, inform Harrow of her parents' passing during their silent practice to which Harrow barelly even manages to act either surprised or mournful (while Kiriona has a fit of laughter nearby).

"And that makes you, Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus, our 311th Reverend Mother."

Freshly out of Hell and still dazed by whatever happend post tomb opening, Reverend Mother Harrowhark Nonagesimus, can urge no other reaction out of her but a slightly out of breath, shamefully informal "Ok."

Cue a pleathoa of mom jokes that everybody seems to get into.

"Reverend- forgive me Harrowhark, I cannot in good faith look at your face and call you-"

"Then please don't. Thank you, Paul."

"Oh, mother!" ejaculates Ianthe at her every movement.

"Oh, sorry mommy", Kiriona is already begging for it.

Worst things worst she is still, functionally, the last person ever born on the Ninth.

[nothingbizzare]

Everything will be ok

[dazeddoodles]

Happy Father's Day!

[summerdoddles]

They tried to escape therapy but got stuck in traffic

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based on this on twitter

[haro4869]

a normal museum visit

[doing-something-unholy]

I was looking up what happens to laicized priests for potential ✨️character drama✨️ but i found this instead 😳

[deyageka]

Belated nonsensical Father’s Day comic starring an armed turtle, someone fast, and the worst dad ever

(/hj)

[franzkafkagf]

and i believe that, yeah, dad, no one is perfect. but i believe that you were pushing your luck.

the front bottoms, father / house of the dragon s02e02

[quess-art]

I need D'Urge to be a companion 😭 Especially since he's canonical even when you create a custom Tav

(Some headcanons, some based on little snippets of dialogue from the game)

Edit: Baby Durge Tail Wag GIF

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