#hotline calls.( headcanons )

[strangewonderful]

tag drop pt 1!

[honeyroots]

་༘࿐ SNEAKY!LINK!DEAN headcanons ꕥ

sneaky!link!dean just rolls off the tongue... MDNI (18+).

how i think being DEAN WINCHESTER'S sneaky link might go:

¹ — DEAN WINCHESTER has your phone number memorized. every time he gets another cellphone, or doesn't have access to his mainline, he has no problem dialing your number. at this point, you might as well be saved as an emergency contact. sometimes when he calls you from a restricted or unknown number, he pretends to be a phone sex hotline.

² — DEAN WINCHESTER is not immune to jealousy. even if you're technically not in relationship, he doesn't like when other people get too friendly with you. when you're at a bar with him, shooting pool, he gets grumbly if he notices too many people looking your way. when you try to call him on it, he never admits it, but you can tell that he was feeling some type of way about it later that night when he's fucking you. "say it," he tells you, buried deep inside you, "tell me this is just for me."

³ — DEAN WINCHESTER is a sexter. he's feeling needy so of course he's gonna send you some out-of-pocket text in the middle of the day. he's trying to work you up to the point of frustration, so you can feel the same way he does. he sends pictures of just the shaft because he doesn't think you deserve to see the tip until you see him again in person. it's his way of scheduling a hook up with you.

⁴ — DEAN WINCHESTER brings you flowers, even if you're teasing him for it. he knows just how to play the gentleman card. opening doors for you, pulling your chair out, bringing you flowers. he knew he was going to get laid the second you called him, doesn't mean he won't still treat you like a gentleman would.

⁵ — DEAN WINCHESTER coaxes your kinks out of you. he wants to know everything you like so he can implement, even if you're feeling a little embarrassed about what you want. he does not care, he just wants you to feel good. sometimes he implements it outside of the bedroom, offering a cheeky wink because he knows you're feeling the warmth in your belly. he wants to give you whatever you need, even if it's a kink he's not familiar with. he's doing the research, and forgetting to clear the browsing history too.

[pukefactory]

•☽────✧˖°˖ EVENING SCHEDULE ˖°˖✧────☾•

(COMMISSION)

★ Summary: A Compilation Of Headcanons Featuring Salesperson ENA Being Separated From The Reader As You Are Trapped In The Lonely Door

★ Commissioner: @namosaga

★ Character(s): Salesperson ENA (ENA: Dream BBQ)

★ Genre: Headcanons, SFW

★ Warning(s): None - Completely Safe!

★ Image Credits: @JoelG

The respawn hits like a headache. Not the polite kind, either—no, this one’s jagged and cold and lonely in all the wrong places. ENA blinks back into the Hub, blinking and blinking until her triangle pupils shake from the strain. Something’s wrong. Something’s missing. “Where’s my associate?��� she demands, red-side first, voice a silken pitch of mock-customer service panic. “Where’s my contractual companion? My deal-partner, my emergency exit buddy?” Froggy doesn’t even glance up from the clipboard. “Back already, huh? Good. Got another job for you. Big smoke issue. Very urgent. Big big fog. Go do the thing.” “No. No no no—I felt them behind me! I grabbed their hand—!” Meanie side takes over mid-sentence, volume flaring into a banshee scream. “WHERE IS THE BATHROOM BASTARD!? DID THEY GET SUCKED BACK IN!?” Froggy snorts. “Probably stuck in the Lonely Door. That’s what happens when you hesitate.” “You call this hesitation?! I TRUSTED the algorithm!” ENA screeches, arms flailing as her shadow elongates weirdly behind her, puppet-like, cartoon loops of panic glitching around her legs. “SEND ME BACK IN!!” “It’s a one-way valve, you neon ferret. Can’t un-flush a dimension.” But ENA is already pacing in figure-eights, her red side babbling like a hotline agent mid-breakdown. “We must file an appeal. Get a Genie. Get a mannequin. Get GØD. We cannot leave them. They are still in there. With it. With that. They’ll be all… cracked.” Froggy mutters something about caffeine and overtime, but it barely registers. ENA’s claws dig into her temples, yellow side twitching, blinking, muttering: “I didn’t mean to leave them. I didn’t mean to. This wasn’t in the pitch deck…” Even for a Salesperson, some deals hurt too much to walk away from.

☆ The Door doesn’t swing shut—it clenches. Clenches its thin muscles like the mouth of something divine and bored. ENA’s voice flattens into a hum, just shy of hopeful. “Let’s conclude this endeavor, shall we?” she offers with a tilt of her head, but her eyes don’t match. Her pupils are missing again. You don’t have time to ask where they went. Your legs are cubes now. You can feel the vertices.

☆ It begins like static in the bloodstream. You blink and your hand is a jpeg of a hand. ENA turns toward you and grins—Salesperson, all customer service and plastic cheer. “Not to worry, asset decay is standard in unscheduled transitions. Just think of it as… modular.” You try to scream. It renders as a corrupted flute trill.

☆ “YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS,” Meanie blurts, voice warping, lips out of sync. “FIX YOUR STUPID BODY ALREADY—WHAT ARE YOU, A YOUTUBE THUMBNAIL?!” It’s the closest thing to a plea she can muster. ENA is glitching too. Her torso duplicates and overlaps, one frame behind the other. She stumbles when she laughs. You see her blood is orange now. No—it’s loading.

☆ The hallway outside the Door is collapsing like an unraveling .zip file. Textureless walls crumbling and folding underneath itself. ENA’s hat drifts past you, and she doesn’t notice. Or maybe she left it behind on purpose.

☆ “You go ahead, I’ll catch up,” ENA says. But she says it while stepping backward, smiling with the kind of smile that doesn’t want to be watched fall apart. You beg her not to leave. She shrugs. “It’s not abandonment. It’s automation. You’re simply stuck in the wrong instance.” Her voice cracks. She was never meant to stay.

☆ You watch your own mouth vanish. There’s no time to panic before ENA—not the one you knew, but the mannequin she’s puppeting—shudders to life in the main world, glitching and sputtering before she’s finally cut free of her binds. Froggy, grumpy as ever, berates her: “Quit being so unprofessional, people will get the wrong idea! What even happened?!” ENA doesn’t answer. Her eyes are looking at something else. Something behind Froggy.

☆ In the Door’s fading echo, you hear the sound of typing. Dozens of voices speaking in code. “If statement. Boolean value. Body = NULL.” ENA tried to hold them together, but she was losing cohesion. Her model couldn’t keep up. Her limbs lagged in and out of place. You then realized—too late—that she was never supposed to bring you this far. And she never expected this outcome.

☆ As Froggy chews her out, ENA’s head tilts and she whispers: “There’s something still inside. I left them. I had to. I didn’t want to be unmade.” She wrings her mitt-shaped hand with her clawed one. “You’re mad, right? I should’ve stayed?” Her voice warps with guilt, skipping like a scratched DVD. Froggy stares. Then mutters: “…You’re not even here.”

☆ In the Door’s final light, you see ENA one last time. Not as a whole, not even as halves. But as shards. Her voices no longer alternate—they collide. “I’ll save you—” “NO I WON’T—” “What’s your pain point—” “SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP—” The Door slams its fleshy arms shut like a final period on a sentence never proofread. Silence echoes like a scream with nowhere to go.

☆ Back in the hub, the casino gleams. Froggy stamps forms. Business resumes. But sometimes, the lights flicker. ENA’s body twitches. She grins and spins her cap. “You look like someone with a lot of unresolved data.” she says to herself. You’re not coming back. But ENA watches the Door anyway. Because maybe. Just maybe. The save file is still corrupt, but not deleted.

[1donoow]

APRIL FANFICS RECS (2025)

[x reader]

Give this lovely people some love!!

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STEVE HARRINGTON (stranger things)

- Show-time♡ - @hungharrington - For a Good Time Call!♡ - @chestharrington summary: In the Summer of 1985, Steve's social standing is at an all time low. In an act of sheer, pathetic desperation, he calls a phone sex hotline. Little does he know, his dream girl from the hotline is just an escalator away. - Obsessed - @keerysfreckles summary: the five most recent times dustin henderson has been a "cockblock" - (steve's words) during steve and y/n's relationship

CHO HYUN-JU (squidgame)

- My little artist - @sucodegoiaba88 summary: hyun-ju dating a reader who is very talented at art related things, and who undeniably uses her as their muse. - HEADCANON: Yours to taste. - @lesmiix summary: You LOVEEE to spoil your girlfriend with sweet desserts. - Love sewn into every stitch - @squidsquidsquidsquidsquidgame summary: hyunju takes a strong liking to the hobby of sewing, and she makes you the cutest jacket

KLAUS BAUDELAIRE (asoue)

- Attention - @agaypanic summary: Klaus wants to read, Y/n wants attention. They have to come to a solution.

SIMON "GHOST" RILEY (cod)

- ___ - @heavenbarnes thinking about your older bf!simon that cannot cope with being far from you. - ___ - @amaranthinespirit husband!simon riley follows you around like a lost dog 24/7.

ROBERT FLOYD (top gun)

- Colbalt Eyes and Sweet Smiles - @withahappyrefrain summary: In which a certain shy, quiet WSO catches your attention one night. - The quiet ones - @callsigns-haze summary: You surprise the Dagger Squad by revealing your secret to Bob, who shyly but lovingly melts into your kiss as the others watch in shock, as shy guys are your type.

LUKE CASTELLAN (percy jackson)

- ___ - @too-deviant The three weeks it took for Luke Castellan’s wounds to heal. - Oh he looks so cute, wrapped around my finger! - @moneyndior - True luck's kiss - @atlabeth summary: luke is stuck with a streak of bad luck. what better way to get rid of it than with a child of tyche? - The perils of love pt.1 pt.2(clarisse la rue endgame) - @rose-pearls summary: being in love with Luke seemed to be a bad idea as you realise that he doesn't seem to be interested. But as you get ready to move on from love entirely your father decides to appear and two people fall for you.

WILLIAM AFTON (fnaf)

@spr1ngbunnypvrin - Headcanon: William Calls You "Bunny - Silly Headcanon: A Day with Steve Raglan (a.k.a. William Afton) - 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭, 𝐕𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞-𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 Headcanons - Sweet, Silly Coquette Moments w/ William Afton

FIVE HARGREEVES (tua)

- Affection - @awriterinthenight summary: Five has never been one for affection, but when it comes to you he does his best and loves to have you close.

MISTY QUIGLEY (yellowjackets)

- Dating Misty Quigley Headcanon - @bumblesimagines - Surviving The Wilderness (yellowjackets) - @wandas-darling summary: With how much effort you had put in trying to look after the group as the seasons start to change, you get dubbed the unofficial mom of the team.

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS

- Soft spot - @ajortga summary: the only thing wednesday can tolerate is you, and she feels something when she sees a side of you that is rarely shown.

DIN DJARIN (star wars)

- Pretend - @djarinmuse You have a sleep disorder, Din is helpful -The Experiment - @dameronspector summary: You test your new make-up on Din. But, in a unique way. - Sleepy time for papa and grogu - ^ summary: You help your favourite boys get adjusted in your new house. - Helmet Logic - @dinodaweeb summary: You ask Mando what would happen if you kissed his helmet. (Personal fave for this month💚)

JOEL MILLER (tlou)

- Stiches - @pedgito summary : You've patched up Joel countless times before, but this is different. - Have A Good NIght - @punkshort summary: Every week like clockwork, the same devastatingly handsome man comes into the grocery store where you work to buy flowers. It's not until he asks you out when you realize the flowers aren't for his wife or girlfriend. - ___ ♡- @daryltwdixon Joel Miller meeting your parents - Sunlight & sawdust masterlist - @pandapetals summary: For two years, Joel Miller has done nothing but scowl at you from across the room, barely tolerating your warmth, your kindness, and your ever-present sunshine. And for two years, you’ve told yourself his gruffness doesn’t bother you... - ___ - @goldenlikedayl1ght cute joel miller flirting blurb - You came? You called. (feat. Sarah miller)- @cavillscurls - Baker!joel miller masterlist - @bibli0thecary In a world with no outbreak, Joel Miller runs a popular bakery—grumpy, flour-dusted, and way too serious about sourdough. His daughters, Sarah and Ellie, are either helping or causing chaos behind the counter.

PEDRO PASCAL

- Reunion Interview (platonic!)- @dumbbitchenergy17 Plot: A reunion of our two favorite actors following their crazy lives after the ending of the fan-favorite show: The Mandalorian - To Build a Home (platonic!) - @afictionaladventure16 summary: Your mother decides it is time for you to meet her boyfriend of six months, you are defensive at first, but you think you could get used to the idea of having this one around more often. - Until the end - @lazysoulwriter - Front row husband - ^ - Wearing her heart - ^ summary: Pedro Pascal is dating you — the most celebrated fashion designer at the moment — and he never shuts up about it. Whether it’s on a red carpet or in a talk show chair, he’s always in something you made, and he always makes sure the world knows it. It’s more than fashion. It’s devotion. - No takebacks - @unsuperingyournatural

xoxo

[theoneandonlysourcandy]

Henry hotline x reader headcanons (but this time there’s a WHOLE BUNCH)

So I feel like the last Henry headcanons have been too short, I want to feed y’all (and myself) a three course meal, so, I’m just gonna be putting anything about Henry hotline I can think of here and hope for the best!! Enjoy my cringe slop

☎️- Alright, first off, he LOVES giving you any sort of affection, and will constantly hold your hand whenever he’s with you. When sitting next to each other, he’ll put his arm behind you on your chair. Any sort of touch or affection he can get.

☎️- Will tease you sometimes, but never actually be mean to you, he’ll just poke some fun at you, like if your short he’ll say “How’s the weather down there” or something.

☎️- Speaking of being short, if you were, he’d lean on you with his arm, like putting it on your head or shoulder. Unless you don’t want him too, though. Otherwise your permanently his wall to lean on.

☎️- SHOWERS you in gifts, I under exaggerated how much he gives you gifts in my first post. Anywhere he goes, he’s getting you a gift. It’s honestly insane just how much stuff you have from this guy, and most of it is pretty fancy.

☎️- He’s definitely rich as fuck. No doubt. If you want something, your getting it. A necklace? It’s already on your neck. A new phone? Of course, just don’t call him too often with it. Even if you feel bad about spending so much of his money, he’ll just reassure you that he’s got plenty. More than plenty, actually.

☎️- He’d get jealous often, not like super annoyingly often where if you talk to someone other than him he’d be mad, he’ll just get a little jealous often when your talking to Frankie or deputy duck-actually, HUGE emphasis on deputy duck. He hates that bitch, if he sees you talking to him he’s immediately coming up and joining the conversation, while giving deputy duck a VERY obvious glare.

☎️- Cuddles you all the time. He loves having your head on his chest while you two watch some corny movie together, or just having you in his arms. He never wants to let go once he’s got you cuddled up in a bunch of warm blankets together.

☎️- Brags about you 24/7, will not shut the fuck up about you when your not around, he’s practically driving Frankie insane.

☎️- Never ever in a million years will he ever want kids, but, he’ll happily marry you without a second thought! Just. . No kids. His headaches are already terrible enough, he doesn’t need anymore screaming kids around him, he’s got enough of them to deal with at the park. And they CONSTANTLY call him!

☎️- Loves to take you out on fancy dates, if you couldn’t tell already, he absolutely loves spoiling you.

☎️- Someone’s making you uncomfortable? He is absolutely livid. He’s immediately coming over and putting an arm around your waist before they can try anything else, and gives them the most passive aggressive smile you’ve seen from him, and you’ve seen those smiles before from his bad temper.

☎️- Speaking of his temper, sometimes he’ll snap at you thinking your someone working on his show or something, but as soon as he realizes it’s you, he apologizes profusely. He feels so bad about it, he didn’t mean to upset you, he’d never want to.

☎️- He’s both a cat and a dog person, he just can’t really choose. Cats are nice, calm and cuddly, but he also loves the energy from dogs and playing with them. If you want to get a cat or a dog, he’s all for it, he doesn’t care which one you want either. If your happy, he’s happy.

☎️- He can start arguments pretty easily with his constant headache, but each time he feels really bad about it, muttering apologies and finding a really nice gift to make you feel better. He’s usually a really good with words and an absolute flirt, but after an argument, he can’t even say a single sentence correctly.

☎️- Speaking of flirting, he does it constantly. Flirts, loving teases, the whole nine yards. His ultimate goal is to make you blush like a tomato. Of course, if your mad or being serious he won’t, but otherwise, he’s cooking tomatoes.

I was in a online class Making This and the teacher randomly called my name and I panicked and scared my cat, hope you guys I was giggling and kicking my feet making this hes LITERALLY my husband Im literally Henry hotlines number 1 fan (btw, if anyone’s been looking for some Henry hotline bots on character ai, I can give y’all my account name so y’all can check out mine, there’s like NO finding Frankie bots and I wanna change that)

[girlkisser13]

artemis cabin headcanons

the hunters of artemis

• when a hunter join the hunt, they no longer get periods as a blessing from artemis. (another reason to become a hunter?? jk i love women WAY too much).

• obviously, they’re all feminists.

• most of them can't take sexist jokes, so be careful unless you want to get shot with an arrow.

• they keep in touch with the girls that have left the hunt.

• when two hunters fall in love, artemis usually shows mercy, knowing the vow spoke of leaving behind the company of men not women.

• they’ve definitely bumped into the valkyrie on more than one occasion. artemis doesn’t like them very much because she doesn’t want her hunters to become einherjar.

• she’d rather they have the peace and calmness that they deserve.

• much like the camp half-blood necklace beads, the hunters have charm bracelets. they get a charm in the shape of a moon once they arrive and then a star shaped one every ten years they serve artemis.

• trans girls are ALWAYS accepted into the hunt.

• but if a trans guy wants to join the hunt (pretransition), artemis will straight up refuse to take them, subsequently kicking of their gender crisis.

• she’ll also do this with pretransition trans women (to their great confusion).

• the minimum age to become a hunter is sixteen, unless there are special circumstances (it just doesn’t sit right with me that most of the hunters are in their preteens).

• this is a big decision and shouldn’t be made at such a young age. let these girls go through puberty and find out whether they really want to forsake men forever.

• plus, it’d actually benefit the hunters to be more physically mature; they’d be a lot stronger and therefore faster due to the muscle development.

• they have a hotline number that women can call if they feel extremely uncomfortable or fearful in a situation.

• they'll discretely escort her out and then beat the shit out of whoever is scaring her. <33

cabin exterior

• the cabin is primarily made of wood, with vines and ivy creeping up its sides, blending seamlessly with the surrounding forest.

• the cabin's roof is adorned with silver tiles that shimmer like moonlight, casting a gentle glow at night.

• carvings of various wild animals, such as deer, wolves, and bears, are intricately etched into the wooden walls, symbolizing artemis's connection with nature and wildlife.

• during the day, the cabin appears almost invisible from a distance, thanks to its natural camouflage of leaves and branches, making it a perfect sanctuary for the hunters.

• the entrance is flanked by banners with the symbol of the moon and arrows, representing artemis's hunting prowess and her role as the goddess of the moon.

• hidden paths and trails lead from the cabin into the deeper parts of the forest, allowing the hunters to come and go without being seen.

cabin interior

• the walls and floors are made of polished wood, giving the cabin a warm and rustic feel. the wood is adorned with carvings of forest scenes and animals.

• soft, silvery lanterns hang from the ceiling, casting a gentle glow reminiscent of moonlight. at night, these lights give the cabin a tranquil, otherworldly ambiance.

• the bunks are arranged in a circle around a central hearth. each bunk has a curtain made of light, airy fabric, providing privacy while allowing the occupants to feel connected to the room.

• the decor includes tapestries and rugs featuring scenes of forests, wildlife, and the moon. the cabin is filled with plants, flowers, and small potted trees, making it feel like an extension of the forest outside.

• each hunter has a personal space to store their gear. this includes a rack for bows and quivers, hooks for coats, and shelves for other hunting equipment.

• the central hearth is always burning with a controlled, magical flame that provides warmth and light. it's surrounded by comfortable seating made of logs and animal pelts, perfect for gathering and sharing stories.

• a section of the cabin is dedicated to practicing archery and other skills. it includes targets, dummies, and plenty of space for physical training.

• one corner of the cabin has shelves filled with books about nature, wildlife, and mythology, along with maps of various hunting grounds and sacred sites.

cabin traditions

• they have an annual remembrance day on the first full moon of june where they honor the fallen hunters of that year. artemis always ensures that there is a beautiful strawberry moon lighting up the sky.

• when they visit camp half-blood, they to have archery contests with the apollo kids (and other kids that have archery skills). they share their advanced skills and techniques, often leading to informal training sessions where the campers learn new tips and tricks from them.

• they hold special training sessions particularly focused on survival skills, hunting tactics, and self-defense. these sessions are a blend of physical training and imparting the wisdom of living harmoniously with nature.

• the hunters hold workshops on making traditional hunting gear, such as bows and arrows, and other crafts related to their way of life. these workshops are hands-on and give campers a tangible connection to the hunters' lifestyle.

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[this-hopeless-war]

i haven't been online so here's some headcanons idk if i've posted before im eepy

(tw talking about sh, kinda dark so don't read if that's triggering, that part will be at the end and separated so you can easily skip it)

Ace fucking loves snow

Dallas has shitty vision but he doesn't want nor can he afford glasses (and let's be honest, he'd break em within a day)

When Pony turned 15 Soda started teaching him about cars and etc, when pony was 16 he got a job at the DX 

Due to them working together Pony started to like Steve more

Darry hates when it rains because it means he can't do his roofing gig and he'll come home stressed/grumpy over missing a day of his paycheck

Dally can go a scary long time without sleep, he'll be up for 2 days straight and still be socializing and shit

Dally and Two-Bit once had a drinking contest that didn't end well for anyone involved 

Two-Bit took high school drama (thinking about this is genuinely how I get through the day at school)

During the week Pony was gone, Soda vented to Steve a lot, they honestly grew a lot closer

The first time he was alone after Pony and Johnny got back, Steve cried from relief

⬇️warning here's where talk of sh starts (also added some resources at the end if you read them then feel distress😨)

Steve has had issues with sh (OUGH I love him)

And because of it being in an environment where mental health isn't really talked about at all or very understood, he doesn't really know that sh is, like, an actual thing, he just considers it a way to take out emotion when fighting isn't doing it

And no one ever really acknowledged it (they can see scars on his arm)

Though i'm toying around with headcanons for a bit in my head where (TW) he relapses at the back of the DX after a REALLY bad night where his dad said and did some not-so-handy-dandy things and Soda walks in (Spoiler alert: Steve gets a hug and cries but Soda doesn't cause he thinks he should be tough abt it or something, when he gets home he does though)

After that Steve is at the Curtis's even more and Soda even goes over to the Randle's a couple times cause when Steve is feeling really horrible he calls him up

I also have vague ideas for a bit with Evie

Where she, like, does smt abt it cause she's worried and he's always dodged questions

not 100% sure how it'll work yet though

This is a post of a list of hotlines for the USA, if you found this triggering or are in distress in general please message/call one

⬆️There are help lines everywhere, please done hesitate to search up the numbers for your country and call/text them

And here's just some websites or apps that can help you in times of distress

Have a handy dandy day!

[breadheads-wife]

Alright, I'm fueling the fire, ya freaky weirdos

Henry Hotline SFW alphabet headcanons

Henry Hotline x reader

☎️Affection-

This man sezies every opportunity to show you that he loves you. Even if you're doing nothing. He'll compliment you, hug you, kiss you

Even if he is around Frankie or Deputy Duck, he doesn't care. Expect the best hugs you can get out of a cartoon character.

His go-to form of affection is definitely compliments and physical affection

☎️Best friend-

If he's just your best friend, he'll always have your back. Need someone to vent to? Oh wow, he just so magically appeared next to you! Or you just want a buddy to hang out with? Well, good thing his show is just so happens to be canceled. He'll do anything for his closest friend

☎️Cuddles-

This man LOVES to give cuddles. Even if he's busy with something like planning out his show or spending time with the contestants. He'll drop everything for you.

And let me tell you, when he hugs or cuddles you, he does not let go for hours. You could always ask him to let go whenever you want to, but we all know he doesn't want to lose you.

☎️Domestic-

The truth is, he'd only do stuff if HE wanted to do it. If you ask him to mop the blood off of the floor or something, he'll look at you like you just lost your mind. Maybe if you give him a kiss or two, his might do what you ask him

But we all know he's a sucker for making you happy. So he'll do some chores only when you're not looking.

☎️Ending-

Over the phone. Yes, that is a stupid way to break up with someone, but he doesn't know any other way that feels right! But don't worry, he'll never break up with you, he loves you too much! But he still has a plan, just in case

☎️Fiance(e)-

Y'all really wanna marry a cartoon character? Same

He's not too big on the whole "Settling down, getting married, and starting a family" trope. He's fine if you REALLY wanna marry him. As long as it won't hinder his work and he still gets to talk in his talk show, then by all mean, slap that ring on his finger pronto! He doesn't have all day! or if you ever want him to give you a ring, just let him know

☎️Gentle-

This phone guy wannabe loves you too much to hurt you. If there is ever a time when his headaches just get to him and he needs to let out some anger. He's leaving the room, and you won't see him until he's fully calmed down

But in normal situations where he's chill, he's so gentle around you. Kisses so light that you'll think you're touching a feather. Hugs so gentle it feels like you're hugging a teddy bear.

☎️Hugs-

Like mentioned earlier, he gives the best hugs. It'll literally leave you craving more like some sort of sweet candy.

If you ever need a hug, you know he'll always give you one

☎️I love you-

That's how he confessed, goofy! He was so nervous about asking you out that he just blurted out his feelings!

And don't you worry, he always reminds you anytime you need it. But when you don't, he still says he loves you! He loves you so much!

☎️Jealousy-

Due to his massive ego, he tends to get quite jealous. Mainly around Deputy Duck and Frankie. Especially Deputy Duck. He can't help it! He just wants everyone to know that he's the one who loves you the most

☎️Kisses-

Very very soft and passionate! Almost as if he's afraid to scare you. He knows how easily angered he gets due to his headaches, so he's just trying to make both of you happy.

He's angry? Give him one small smooch and he's floored

☎️Little one-

Surprisingly, he secretly hates kids. Especially if they try to call him. Over and over again he has been called. He can't even look at a child without getting a headache.

☎️Morning-

He does the most goofy lovey-dovey shit every morning. If you guys share a bed, he is kissing your face every morning. And if you don't share a bed, he always wakes you up with a kiss on the forehead and a soft "good morning, my dear"

I'm sorry but him saying "My dear" sends me

☎️Night-

He has the most elaborate bedtime routine ever. Skin care and all. And he'd obviously sleep in one of those fancy pink night robes, also with a face mask.

Also, he sleeps like a rock. Nothing can wake him up. Not even a train horn. Except maybe a kiss or two

☎️Open-

It'll take him a while to open up to you. Not because he's scared, it's because he's too flustered to say anything. But once he finally gets used to dating you, he starts talking to you about everything. His talk-show, his rivalry with Deputy Duck, his splitting headaches, and the list goes on and on

☎️Patience-

Due to his constant headaches, he gets angered quite easily. And it can lead to some arguments here and there. Nothing too bad, just some petty words thrown. All you have to do is let him calm down with some time by himself. Once he's back to normal, he'll mumble about how he's sorry for being so rude to you and how you didn't deserve it. He'll never hurt you :)

☎️Quizzes-

This guy remembers nearly everything about you. Your favorite restaurant, color, song, book. Anything! It'll honestly leave you speechless. Like, if you mention something you like a month ago, he still remembers it to this day. He really does love you.

☎️Security-

If someone is bothering you, his hand is immediately on your waist or back. This man has to let everyone know that you're both dating. Not a single soul can split you two apart.

But normally, he's chill when it comes to being protective. He's not too overbearing about it

☎️Try-

He goes all out when it comes to birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays.

On anniversaries, he lays flower petals all over, lights candles, and treats you to a well-deserved meal.

With holidays, he would help you set up anything. Need help putting lights up? He's tall. He's got it! Need help making food? Well, he'll give it a shot!

☎️Ugly-

His ego. Sometimes you two get into petty arguments and he can't see past himself. It's what HE wants. It's all about HIM. But like I said before, he'll apologize for any negative things he's said to you.

☎️-Vanity

This man spends HOURS in the morning just making sure he looks good. Even if you tell him he's perfect the way he is, he'll be flattered but he won't stop. Sometimes, he might even put on black lipstick or eyeshadow. He likes it when you kiss him and he has to redo his lipstick over and over again.

☎️-Whole

He gets so lonely when you're not around. Yeah, he'll still go on with his day, but he'll be a lot less talkative and sassy. But once you come back, it's like a child receiving a puppy for Christmas

"My love! Where have you been?!"

"I was in the bathroom. . ."

☎️Xtra-

Dance with him! He loves it! You could put on some swingy jazz or a soft romantic, he doesn't care! He just loves having you in his arms and spinning around with you!

☎️You-

He talks about you all the time. With Frankie, with Deputy Duck, and in his talk show. He loves babbling on and on about his beloved! Everyone knows he's one for showing off, especially things he likes!

"They're so cool, amazing, glorious, funny, outstanding, and-"

"GET OU-"

☎️Zzz-

OK this might sound weird but, he does snore but like not normally. Instead, his phone rings. Every time he breathes out his phone rings. And loudly too. If you share a bed, you'd probably have to either tolerate the noise or wear ear plugs

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Aaaaahh I'm sorry if this sucked. This was my first time ever writing something like this 🫠

Anyway, Henry is hot, you're cool, and goodbye

[theavantgardette]

⤿Maritza's Masterlist ₊˚⊹

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Neil Perry SFW Alphabet ♡

Richard Cameron SFW Alphabet 𓇢𓆸

Biker Charlie Dalton Headcanons ☁︎

Masculinity! Headcanons 𓍼ོ

Tigerlily | Todd Anderson 𔓘

Todd has never experienced a thrill quite like loving you before.

And When At Last I Find You, Your Song Will Fill The Air | Neil Perry ୨ৎ

Neil knows your love for each other could sustain and rectify even the most difficult of challenges; even when it meant going away from the place he knew all his life.

The Path Untedious | Neil Perry

Your husband is a doctor and is home late. He's being a baby.

Limegrass | Charlie Dalton

A continuation of The Summer of 1963. Charlie stopped by at a dingy motel with you, and you'd just about had enough with his antics.

Baby Hotline | Knox Overstreet

Evening calls with your boyfriend who goes to a different school than you.

Hot Cappucino | Knox Overstreet

Knox gets rejected from his job. You don't mind.

Medical Mashup | Steven Meeks

Helping your lover do a 1950's Medical Mashup crossword game.

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HARRY POTTER 🍁⋆.˚

Constricted Suburbia | Harry J. Potter

4 Privet Drive isn't the best place to spend a summer's break in. The girl next door to him begs to differ.

Fire-Breathing Luck | Fred Weasley

Fred's girl knows how to handle business better than he does. At least that's what he thinks. He doesn't really care otherwise. He thinks she's the dopest of the ropest, she thinks he's the funniest bloke there ever was. It just works.

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[yawujin]

hello <3

can i plz request russia , romano and italy with a girl reader who used to have anorexia and did get better (back to a healthy weight) but is relapsing? how would they comfort her?

sorry if your not comfortable with this ,feel free to say no

love you, and you blog <3

helloo, thank you for the request. jsyk i am more than happy to write this and people in ed recovery will always have my support <3 here you go !!

request | russia, romano & italy x a female! reader in recovery

type | female reader , she/her pronouns , headcanons , comfort , tw for mentions of eating disorders , tw for mentions of relapse

author's note* if there is anyone out there struggling with an eating disorder or their mental health , please call a hotline. always remember to keep on going because happiness may just be around the corner. (ps: i tried my best to handle this topic with care! any and all feedback is welcomed!!)

russia/ivan braginsky ♡

he reminds her of how much better she felt when she was at a healthy weight. how she was able to be herself and not let anything that life threw her way dull her shine

"hang onto those memories."

he encourages her even more by complimenting her strength. the fact that she was able to recover was amazing in itself

i (and a few others in the fandom i think) headcanon russia as having a few body image issues of his own, so i feel like he'd be able to relate in that type of way.

he's the type she'd want to go to first for any kind of moral support

romano/lovino vargas ♡

he's able to drop the tough guy front he puts on usually and switches to a semi rare, sympathetic man who lets her lean on his shoulder for as long as she likes

he's able to quiet down for a while and listen to her talk about exactly how she is feeling

admittedly, he doesn't know a lot about eating disorders, but tries to understand in the best way that he can

"keep on doing everything you did in your recovery, and soon you will not be feeling this way." he's firm, but sincere when he tells her this.

italy/feliciano vargas ♡

the more italy listens to her talk about how she's feeling, the more he wants to reach over to her hand, hold it and squeeze

he compliments her on how great she is for recovering and remaining on the right path thus far, there's no way she can go back now

"it's a long-term type of thing bella, think towards the future!"

he reminds her that it's valid to have self doubts when recovering, but it's always better to continue to heal than to fall back into old habits.

[kaiser1ns]

#. MASTERLIST

#𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞

HEADCANONS

gamer boyfriend | nagi seishiro

DRABBLES

growl | multiple

buy me a brother | multiple

love bites | nagi seishiro

madness | multiple

jealous baby | itoshi sae, michael kaiser (separate scenarios)

little things mean a lot | multiple

food wars | itoshi rin, shidou ryusei

you can do it ! | itoshi sae

soul eater : resonance | multiple

urgent nonsense hotline | multiple

KIKI'S FAVORITES ITOSHI SAE ౨ৎ MICHAEL KAISER

ONE-SHOTS

our little secret | itoshi rin

best friend | isagi yoichi

baby steps to betrayal | itoshi rin

first love | itoshi sae

smitten by kittens | itoshi sae

10 minutes | itoshi rin

FANFIC

run for roses | michael kaiser

SERIES

map of the soul | michael kaiser [on-hold]

SMAU

chaotic flow | texts with them was your boyfriend/crush

EVENTS

oh, party party yeah ! | birthday event featuring itoshi sae & michael kaiser

#𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗗 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗥

HEADCANONS

reasons why i am yours | multiple

DRABBLES

kiss kiss fall in love | multiple

it suits you . . . ! | multiple

rapunzel, rapunzel let down your hair ! | multiple

fallin' for ya | multiple

hug me ? bring it in ! | multiple

cats & cuddles | multiple

pink bow my heart goes pow ! | takiishi chika, endo yamato

his loving embrace | takiishi chika

cheater, cheater stop ! | multiple

furin high school love club | multiple

speed demon | takiishi chika, endo yamato

the rain that i wished upon | takiishi chika & endo yamato

fashion put it all on me ! | takiishi chika, endo yamato

soul eater : resonance | multiple

KIKI'S FAVORITES TAKIISHI CHIKA ౨ৎ ENDO YAMATO ౨ৎ UMEMIYA HAJIME

ONE-SHOTS

huh!? | sakura haruka

festive fever | togame jo

run devil run | takiishi chika & umemiya hajime

lost in the fire | takiishi chika

the symbol of my regret, you are my biggest sin | takiishi chika

don't be afraid, love is the way | endo yamato

you can call me monster | takiishi chika

i'd rather be lost in the lights | takiishi chika

FANFIC

love me as you tear me apart | takiishi chika

like a boy with luv | takiishi chika

the kiss of the siren | umemiya hajime

like a boy in luv | endo yamato

SMAU

text breakers | texts with them as your boyfriend/crush [upcoming]

EVENTS

diosa | participated in ORQUÍDEAS

weirdmageddon | halloween

oh, party party yeah ! | birthday event featuring takiishi chika, endo yamato & umemiya hajime

#𝗝𝗨𝗝𝗨𝗧𝗦𝗨 𝗞𝗔𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗡

DRABBLES

buy me a brother | multiple

madness | multiple

little things mean a lot | multiple

ONE-SHOTS

love at first punch | itadori yuji

play pretend | gojo satoru

#𝗛𝗢𝗡𝗞𝗔𝗜 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥 𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗟

DRABBLES

little things mean a lot | multiple

this friday night | multiple

EVENTS

oh, party party yeah ! | birthday event featuring aventurine

#𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗞𝗬𝗨𝗨

DRABBLES

this friday night | multiple

©2024 kaiser1ns do not copy, repost or modify my work

[tamoscringecorner]

FiddleStan College AU Headcanons!! (Warning, they are idiots..)

-When Ford first introduced them they both were really awkward and looked like walking nerds and jock stereotypes

-When they met Stan still was denying his sexuality but did have a small crush on Fidds but brushed it off because it was still straight since he was a "pretty boy"

-Fidds loves to bake despite being bad at it, so when they first met, Fidds made him a Southern cherry pie as a greeting gift, but it was totally burnt…

-One time as a dare by Ford they got into an arm wrestling contest and Fidds beat him to this day Stan is salty about it

-One time when Stan was cooking he rolled up his sleeves showing off his various edgy tattoos from his teen years and much to his surprise Fidds sincerely thought they made him look "badass"-

-Fidds at the time also had a crush on Stan but hid it better, but to send "hints" and "signs" he would often bake for Stan but Stan

-Stan appreciates the gesture of Fidds baking for him despite finding it slightly off putting and one day asked Ford about it like "Hey why does your pal Fidds keep givin me so much baked goods?? Im already a fuckin fatass, Ford, what's the guy's big deal?! I think he's hidin somethin, do ya think its drugged or somethin..?!"

-At first Ford thought that their obvious crushes on eachother despite the other being oblivious to it was sweet but it got to the point where Ford was annoyed that they wouldn't just ask each other out already

-Stan insisted that Fidds cut his hair because he figured if he looked less "girly" with his long hair his stupid crush would wear off, in reality, it just made him look handsome now..and Stan's crush worse

-When Stan secretly had a crush on Fidds his search history was just "Am I gay" and "IF I SAY NO HOMO IS IT NO HOMO IF I LIKE A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE GIRL"

-When Stan finally got the courage to ask out Fidds he tried to play it smooth and when they were outside smoking Stan handed him a cigarette with his number on it but Fidds honestly called it thinking it was a stop smoking hotline

-When Fidds finally realized Stan was asking him out he immediately hugged him and said yes causing Stan to blush heavily and mumble something like "i-its whatever, Nerd…"

-Their first date was on a cliff by a deep forest late at night, Stan got the idea from a cheesy old movie and figured that "Fidds loves cheesy old-fashioned crap like that!"

-Stan was so nervous on their date that his hand was shaking and he spilled wine all over himself when he tried being a "gentleman" when pouring wine for Fidds

-Fidds finds his clumsiness amusing and frankly charming in a silly way but non of the less always consoles him and tells him he did a wonderful job

-Fidds and Ford's opinions mean the most to Stan because they are the smartest people he knows

-Fidds always seems confident and put together when in reality he has pretty bad anxiety and craves approval for his talents and hardships

-If Fidds ever confessed his feelings of not being good enough and being "just a southern hick who don't know his left from his right…" Stan would take personal offense to this and ramble on for like 20 minutes about how great he was

-Ford despite being best friends with Fidds supported their relationship even though he took a while to come around to it

-Sometimes Bill would tease Ford saying stuff like "Ohh Sixer your brother can pull a girl! Or should I say guy, but you can't, next thing you know you'll be so desperate you'll ask ME out HAHA"

-Stan is a high school dropout who struggled a lot in school so sometimes Fidds helps him and teaches him

-Stan has a weak immune system and gets sick often so to help with this Fidds would always stay near him and take care of him by providing company and giving him hot cocoa

[pocketmania]

# intro post

[Read Me!]

> [Details]

Hello, hello, my little maniacs. My name is Lottie, and my blog is called Pocketmania (previously story-stew). Welcome to my intro post. I have written NSFW in the past, so let that be a warning to you.

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✦ Fandoms (Masterlists)

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● Spooky Month (💀🎃)

● Splatoon (🎨🔫)

● Friday Night Funkin' (🎤🎶)

● Hotline 024 (☎️👽)

● Chainsaw Man (⛓️🩸)

● The Amazing Digital Circus (🎪🎉)

● Sally Face (👻🎮)

● ENA (🎭🌙)

● Murder Drones (🔋👾)

● Minecraft: Storymode (🐷🗡)

● Mouthwashing (🪥☄️)

● Miscellaneous (⁉️)

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✦ What I'll Write

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● Fluff ☁️

● Oneshot ✨️

● Comfort ❤️‍🩹

● AU's 🌌

● Alphabets 🔠

● Angst 🤬

● Headcanons 💭

● Canon x Canon/Reader 💏

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✦ The Nono's

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● Rape

● Necrophilia, zoophilia, pedophilia, or anything that has to do with the attraction to something/someone that legally cannot give consent

● Anything with a fetish

● Proships

● Incest

● Animal Abuse

● If you are unsure about whether or not I will write for some, just ask

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✦ How to Request

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> [If you are able to, first put the emojis of the fandom, then the emojis of the genre. Then, describe to me what you want!]

EX: (🎤🎶👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💭) - Friday Night Funkin Relationship Headcanons

> [If you are going to be anonymous and frequent my requests, you might want to label yourself as an anonymous]

EX: 🪩 anon

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✦ Anything Else?

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> [Final Thoughts]

Thank you for reading this far if you did! I am a very slow poster, so I should warn all of you of that. Rest assured, I will always get to my requests sooner or later. I'm scattered-brained, lol.

Also, please do give me criticism so I can write better for you all!

I'll see you soon.

— Lottie 🪩

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[fabuloustrash05]

10 Donatello Headcanons

He’s fluent in the most languages out of his brothers. He knows Japanese (Leo is more fluent than him tho), French, Latin, knows Morse code, sign language and can read lips.

He has secret storage areas and safes hidden around the lair to keep personal things away from his brothers such as sweet treats and snacks, rare collector items and spare cash.

He helps make his family money by working part time as a hotline for IT support, helping people fix their computers and other tech items through a phone call.

He is the one everyone trusts the most with personal matters. Oftentimes his brothers or friends will visit him in the lair while he’s working and rant to him about their day/problems. Everyone says he’s “such a good listener” because he doesn’t judge or interpret you. He just agrees and nods along as they talk. Turns out (and unknown to everyone), he isn’t actually paying attention or even listening. He’s too focused on his work to realize someone is using him as a free therapist.

He has written hundreds of love letters/poems confessing his feelings for April, but she hasn’t read a single one of them. He never had the courage to give her any of them, thinking they weren't good enough, so Donnie stores and hidden them in one of his many secret safes he has hidden around the lair.

He loves peanut butter. His favorite types of snacks or treats have peanut butter in them. Reese's peanut butter cups, PB&Js, apple slices dipped in peanut butter, you name it!

He’s terrified of large needles and getting shots. He also has a slight fear of bees/wasps/hornets, specifically because of their stingers. But unlike Raph, he is better at hiding this little phobia.

The gap in his tooth was caused because he was a thumb sucker as a baby. Though Splinter tried his best to stop this bad habit while Donnie was growing up, Donnie didn't stop sucking his thumb till he was 4 years old, resulting in the gap teeth. So he really needs braces.

He loves romantic comedies. They are his guilty pleasure.

Despite everyone's assumptions, the debate of science vs magic does not bother him. He's experienced magic and paranormal things before so to him there’s no point in arguing about it. What truly gets under his skin is stupid over the top conspiracy theories such as "gravity is not real", "moon landing was fake", "the earth is flat", etc. Shinigami is the one who likes to mess with him the most on this subject since she knows the magic vs science discussion wont make him snap.

Michelangelo Headcanons | Raphael Headcanons | Leonardo Headcanons

[w1ngedsoul]

dating george clarke...

he's such a sweetheart fr 😘

buys you flowers n all 🌷

you're constantly featured in his youtube videos and the useless hotline

all of his friends love you 🙌

but grace, she becomes your long lost soulmate 🫶

you're literally inseparable, gets to the point where george has to drag you away

jealous bf 😔

living with george and his...interesting roommates is definitely something

jk jk arthur h and arthur love you fr 😘

if you're an aspiring singer, you and arthur definitely swap and criticize each other's lyrics

go play 'you're not a god' while you're at it!

arthur tv is the type of guy to listen to 'queens of the stone age' for sure or 'foo fighters'

plays his music way too loud so when you and george are cuddling for example, george has to shout out to him to get him to turn it down lmao 😭

george is most definitely an amazing chef

brings you a cup of tea every morning 🍵

actually banging though

because you're born in london and have a thick accent, george loves to mock it while you imitate his posh bristol accent

you two are literally so in love

grace or max will take photos of him just gazing at you

"look at you! you big softie"

saw it on someone else's account but it's so true 😭😭, if you're an influencer then you wouldn't really bring him to events as much bc he'd just stand in the corner with a little drink in his hand

literally wouldn't know anyone there 😭

you and max become really good friends so quick

back to that useless hotline headcanon, like andrew does you'd be on george's lap in the episodes that you're featured in 🫶

max is literally so invested in your relationship

double dates w him and andrew 👫🍜👬

you and george created your own lil podcast called 'honesty's the best policy'

gets so many reviews icl

it's one of the podcasts where you don't have guests, it's just the two of you

"google play 'just the two of us' by bill withers"

you talk about your relationship, you read random reddit stories and give your opinions, talk about upcoming events/the current news

it's a great way for the both of you to become really open towards each other, not that you weren't before

since the start of your relationship, your channel has received so much more attention

you're grateful always 🫶

you and george make a video looking back at your first few videos (you were, in fact, fourteen years of age)

you're embarrassed asf but laughing the whole way though

so glad you got out of your teenage clothing style 😘

was an actual disgrace against humanity

cooking together, reading to each other, cuddling while watching films

literally so comforting

when you meet his family, they LOVE you

can't get enough of your brilliant sense of humour

#comedian

before you moved in together, you two would ride trains to go see each other

running to each other in the station

#movieworthy

his hugs are literally the best, he's so warm it's like hugging a large cat

kinda sounds insulting but i swear it's not 😭

speaking of cats, you have one or two...

okay, when he went to yours for the first time you had four

😭

MILLIE BOBBY BROWN HAS THIRTEEN WHY SHOULDN'T YOU LIVE OUT YOUR DREAMS

they all love him

your oldest cat, sylvester, literally hates strangers for unknown reasons but loves george

he's literally full on purring and you're just like 'wtf??'

do you move all four cats into george, arthur and alex's flat?

yes, yes you do

luckily they all love cats 😍

except alex...he's slightly sceptical lmao

your relationship with george is so slay 🫶🫶

you love him through everything and he's the same to you

he whispers 'i love you' when you're cuddling 😭😭

literally on the ground

personally, i would never recover

[saltedcaramelchaos]

hiii welcomee!! i'm ak, but you can call me any variation of my username as well :D

CURRENT FANDOMS:

Just Roll With It and The Magnus Archives (who'd've thunk XD)

CURRENT PROJECT:

JRWI PRIME DEFENDERS THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES AU!!! PLEASEEE PLEASE READ IT <3

My art fight!!!:

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ABOUT ME:

I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints! It's an important part of who I am, so please be nice about it at least. I'm happy to answer any questions :)

She/Her

Living that sweet Gillion Tidestrider life (asexual and either aro or demiromantic)

Minor

I love making new friends!!!! Please talk to me!! (also, let me know if I offend you; it's very unlikely that I meant to <3)

Linguistics is SO cool, especially etymology! I want to go into that or book editing as a career if I get the chance :0

Wanna ramble about something? Go for it!! My asks and dms are always open, as long as you're polite :D

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SIDEBLOGS:

@saltedcaramelreblogs: Sideblog for things with only tag commentary, honestly the line between it and this main is really thin lol

@aks-resource-collection: Anything I think could be helpful- recipes, hotlines, writing tips...

@every-so-often-little-guys: art blog...???? idk man. theres stuff on there. go check it out

@poetic-song-lyrics: Gimmick blog for collecting especially eloquent song lyrics! Send us a couple suggestions if you feel so inclined!

@arcadian-wild-art: Updates for the ongoing art project inspired by my favorite band of all time!!! Please check it out, or if not, please listen to The Arcadian Wild lol

@intrusive-chat-au: Headcanon-heavy genloss ask blog, on hiatus currently, approach at your own risk XD

@daily-mcyt-stick-figures: Very defunct daily doodle blog lol, feel free to steal the idea and/or the blog

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AU Writing Progress (Look in the reblogs for recent patch notes; I edit the original post every once in a while)

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