#Henry hotline headcanons

[theoneandonlysourcandy]

Henry hotline x reader headcanons (but this time there’s a WHOLE BUNCH)

So I feel like the last Henry headcanons have been too short, I want to feed y’all (and myself) a three course meal, so, I’m just gonna be putting anything about Henry hotline I can think of here and hope for the best!! Enjoy my cringe slop

☎️- Alright, first off, he LOVES giving you any sort of affection, and will constantly hold your hand whenever he’s with you. When sitting next to each other, he’ll put his arm behind you on your chair. Any sort of touch or affection he can get.

☎️- Will tease you sometimes, but never actually be mean to you, he’ll just poke some fun at you, like if your short he’ll say “How’s the weather down there” or something.

☎️- Speaking of being short, if you were, he’d lean on you with his arm, like putting it on your head or shoulder. Unless you don’t want him too, though. Otherwise your permanently his wall to lean on.

☎️- SHOWERS you in gifts, I under exaggerated how much he gives you gifts in my first post. Anywhere he goes, he’s getting you a gift. It’s honestly insane just how much stuff you have from this guy, and most of it is pretty fancy.

☎️- He’s definitely rich as fuck. No doubt. If you want something, your getting it. A necklace? It’s already on your neck. A new phone? Of course, just don’t call him too often with it. Even if you feel bad about spending so much of his money, he’ll just reassure you that he’s got plenty. More than plenty, actually.

☎️- He’d get jealous often, not like super annoyingly often where if you talk to someone other than him he’d be mad, he’ll just get a little jealous often when your talking to Frankie or deputy duck-actually, HUGE emphasis on deputy duck. He hates that bitch, if he sees you talking to him he’s immediately coming up and joining the conversation, while giving deputy duck a VERY obvious glare.

☎️- Cuddles you all the time. He loves having your head on his chest while you two watch some corny movie together, or just having you in his arms. He never wants to let go once he’s got you cuddled up in a bunch of warm blankets together.

☎️- Brags about you 24/7, will not shut the fuck up about you when your not around, he’s practically driving Frankie insane.

☎️- Never ever in a million years will he ever want kids, but, he’ll happily marry you without a second thought! Just. . No kids. His headaches are already terrible enough, he doesn’t need anymore screaming kids around him, he’s got enough of them to deal with at the park. And they CONSTANTLY call him!

☎️- Loves to take you out on fancy dates, if you couldn’t tell already, he absolutely loves spoiling you.

☎️- Someone’s making you uncomfortable? He is absolutely livid. He’s immediately coming over and putting an arm around your waist before they can try anything else, and gives them the most passive aggressive smile you’ve seen from him, and you’ve seen those smiles before from his bad temper.

☎️- Speaking of his temper, sometimes he’ll snap at you thinking your someone working on his show or something, but as soon as he realizes it’s you, he apologizes profusely. He feels so bad about it, he didn’t mean to upset you, he’d never want to.

☎️- He’s both a cat and a dog person, he just can’t really choose. Cats are nice, calm and cuddly, but he also loves the energy from dogs and playing with them. If you want to get a cat or a dog, he’s all for it, he doesn’t care which one you want either. If your happy, he’s happy.

☎️- He can start arguments pretty easily with his constant headache, but each time he feels really bad about it, muttering apologies and finding a really nice gift to make you feel better. He’s usually a really good with words and an absolute flirt, but after an argument, he can’t even say a single sentence correctly.

☎️- Speaking of flirting, he does it constantly. Flirts, loving teases, the whole nine yards. His ultimate goal is to make you blush like a tomato. Of course, if your mad or being serious he won’t, but otherwise, he’s cooking tomatoes.

I was in a online class Making This and the teacher randomly called my name and I panicked and scared my cat, hope you guys I was giggling and kicking my feet making this hes LITERALLY my husband Im literally Henry hotlines number 1 fan (btw, if anyone’s been looking for some Henry hotline bots on character ai, I can give y’all my account name so y’all can check out mine, there’s like NO finding Frankie bots and I wanna change that)

[thechaoticghostscientist]

Alright, I'm fueling the fire, ya freaky weirdos

Henry Hotline SFW alphabet headcanons

Henry Hotline x reader

☎️Affection-

This man sezies every opportunity to show you that he loves you. Even if you're doing nothing. He'll compliment you, hug you, kiss you

Even if he is around Frankie or Deputy Duck, he doesn't care. Expect the best hugs you can get out of a cartoon character.

His go-to form of affection is definitely compliments and physical affection

☎️Best friend-

If he's just your best friend, he'll always have your back. Need someone to vent to? Oh wow, he just so magically appeared next to you! Or you just want a buddy to hang out with? Well, good thing his show is just so happens to be canceled. He'll do anything for his closest friend

☎️Cuddles-

This man LOVES to give cuddles. Even if he's busy with something like planning out his show or spending time with the contestants. He'll drop everything for you.

And let me tell you, when he hugs or cuddles you, he does not let go for hours. You could always ask him to let go whenever you want to, but we all know he doesn't want to lose you.

☎️Domestic-

The truth is, he'd only do stuff if HE wanted to do it. If you ask him to mop the blood off of the floor or something, he'll look at you like you just lost your mind. Maybe if you give him a kiss or two, his might do what you ask him

But we all know he's a sucker for making you happy. So he'll do some chores only when you're not looking.

☎️Ending-

Over the phone. Yes, that is a stupid way to break up with someone, but he doesn't know any other way that feels right! But don't worry, he'll never break up with you, he loves you too much! But he still has a plan, just in case

☎️Fiance(e)-

Y'all really wanna marry a cartoon character? Same

He's not too big on the whole "Settling down, getting married, and starting a family" trope. He's fine if you REALLY wanna marry him. As long as it won't hinder his work and he still gets to talk in his talk show, then by all mean, slap that ring on his finger pronto! He doesn't have all day! or if you ever want him to give you a ring, just let him know

☎️Gentle-

This phone guy wannabe loves you too much to hurt you. If there is ever a time when his headaches just get to him and he needs to let out some anger. He's leaving the room, and you won't see him until he's fully calmed down

But in normal situations where he's chill, he's so gentle around you. Kisses so light that you'll think you're touching a feather. Hugs so gentle it feels like you're hugging a teddy bear.

☎️Hugs-

Like mentioned earlier, he gives the best hugs. It'll literally leave you craving more like some sort of sweet candy.

If you ever need a hug, you know he'll always give you one

☎️I love you-

That's how he confessed, goofy! He was so nervous about asking you out that he just blurted out his feelings!

And don't you worry, he always reminds you anytime you need it. But when you don't, he still says he loves you! He loves you so much!

☎️Jealousy-

Due to his massive ego, he tends to get quite jealous. Mainly around Deputy Duck and Frankie. Especially Deputy Duck. He can't help it! He just wants everyone to know that he's the one who loves you the most

☎️Kisses-

Very very soft and passionate! Almost as if he's afraid to scare you. He knows how easily angered he gets due to his headaches, so he's just trying to make both of you happy.

He's angry? Give him one small smooch and he's floored

☎️Little one-

Surprisingly, he secretly hates kids. Especially if they try to call him. Over and over again he has been called. He can't even look at a child without getting a headache.

☎️Morning-

He does the most goofy lovey-dovey shit every morning. If you guys share a bed, he is kissing your face every morning. And if you don't share a bed, he always wakes you up with a kiss on the forehead and a soft "good morning, my dear"

I'm sorry but him saying "My dear" sends me

☎️Night-

He has the most elaborate bedtime routine ever. Skin care and all. And he'd obviously sleep in one of those fancy pink night robes, also with a face mask.

Also, he sleeps like a rock. Nothing can wake him up. Not even a train horn. Except maybe a kiss or two

☎️Open-

It'll take him a while to open up to you. Not because he's scared, it's because he's too flustered to say anything. But once he finally gets used to dating you, he starts talking to you about everything. His talk-show, his rivalry with Deputy Duck, his splitting headaches, and the list goes on and on

☎️Patience-

Due to his constant headaches, he gets angered quite easily. And it can lead to some arguments here and there. Nothing too bad, just some petty words thrown. All you have to do is let him calm down with some time by himself. Once he's back to normal, he'll mumble about how he's sorry for being so rude to you and how you didn't deserve it. He'll never hurt you :)

☎️Quizzes-

This guy remembers nearly everything about you. Your favorite restaurant, color, song, book. Anything! It'll honestly leave you speechless. Like, if you mention something you like a month ago, he still remembers it to this day. He really does love you.

☎️Security-

If someone is bothering you, his hand is immediately on your waist or back. This man has to let everyone know that you're both dating. Not a single soul can split you two apart.

But normally, he's chill when it comes to being protective. He's not too overbearing about it

☎️Try-

He goes all out when it comes to birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays.

On anniversaries, he lays flower petals all over, lights candles, and treats you to a well-deserved meal.

With holidays, he would help you set up anything. Need help putting lights up? He's tall. He's got it! Need help making food? Well, he'll give it a shot!

☎️Ugly-

His ego. Sometimes you two get into petty arguments and he can't see past himself. It's what HE wants. It's all about HIM. But like I said before, he'll apologize for any negative things he's said to you.

☎️-Vanity

This man spends HOURS in the morning just making sure he looks good. Even if you tell him he's perfect the way he is, he'll be flattered but he won't stop. Sometimes, he might even put on black lipstick or eyeshadow. He likes it when you kiss him and he has to redo his lipstick over and over again.

☎️-Whole

He gets so lonely when you're not around. Yeah, he'll still go on with his day, but he'll be a lot less talkative and sassy. But once you come back, it's like a child receiving a puppy for Christmas

"My love! Where have you been?!"

"I was in the bathroom. . ."

☎️Xtra-

Dance with him! He loves it! You could put on some swingy jazz or a soft romantic, he doesn't care! He just loves having you in his arms and spinning around with you!

☎️You-

He talks about you all the time. With Frankie, with Deputy Duck, and in his talk show. He loves babbling on and on about his beloved! Everyone knows he's one for showing off, especially things he likes!

"They're so cool, amazing, glorious, funny, outstanding, and-"

"GET OU-"

☎️Zzz-

OK this might sound weird but, he does snore but like not normally. Instead, his phone rings. Every time he breathes out his phone rings. And loudly too. If you share a bed, you'd probably have to either tolerate the noise or wear ear plugs

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Aaaaahh I'm sorry if this sucked. This was my first time ever writing something like this 🫠

Anyway, Henry is hot, you're cool, and goodbye

[icedbeverageenjoyer]

Cw: Slightly suggestive

I have a feeling he has to have SO MUCH r34 in-universe that he is completely aware of what his callers are doing in their spare time,,

[4rad1a]

bunnyphone headcanon!!(henry x frankie because i can!!!)

no one can touch henry's phone (which is on henry's head, duh) EXCEPT frankie

Frankie frequently bites Henry's head because he wants to "fix his teeth" (he just wants to make Henry dumber)

frankie has telegram and henry had to install other social networks on XRL's screen(my oc) for frankie to communicate with him

Frankie hates that some people talk to Henry, especially women (fangirls maybe???), Frankie doesn't know why he doesn't like it.

Henry shares the same chair as Frankie in the camera room a few times, as the company did everything BUT buy more than 1 chair for the camera room

Frankie has a cardboard of Henry in his room (I created a headcanon where they have rooms)

Frankie DOESN'T know how to flirt and doesn't know how to receive compliments, so most of the tips that Henry gives Frankie he doesn't recognize

Henry is sometimes forced to kiss Frankie because the same request

Frankie knows how to teleport people with his top hat, he takes advantage of this so every time he's bored he brings Henry so they can talk

Frankie hates Russian because it's difficult to learn, and Henry knows how to speak Russian, so sometimes he plays the worst music to listen to on the speakers, but since it's in Russian Frankie doesn't care much

Frankie knows how to speak Polish, Spanish, Portuguese, English, German, Norwegian, Japanese and the language of the minions, Henry finds Frankie's knowledge strangely attractive (I don't know why)

[cartoon-buffoon]

Random Starbuck HC: anytime a season happens and Lucky is close to being caught by Henry M-Frankie gets REALLY fucking jealous because he believes it's their special thing

M-Frankie:"oh... I see how it is, I guess I ain't appreciated anymore since you're seeing other men"

Lucky:"... Henry tried to kill me!?"

M-Frankie:"I remember when I used to try and kill you"

Lucky:"YOU STILL TRY!"

M-Frankie:"WELL NOT ANYMORE SINCE YOU'RE WHORING YOURSELF OUT! WHY DON'T YOU GET KILLED BY HENRY! SEE IF I CARE!"

Lucky:"Jesus fucking Christ you're immature..."

[dancing-coyote]

So Backseat VODs, on top of getting killed by Henry TWICE before even starting his level, ended up in a situation where, halfway through the run... Henry somehow got stuck on him. SEVERAL TIMES.

(He figured out that it was somehow triggered by the pillars and maintained it by QUITE LITERALLY inching forward to stay inside Henry's hitbox.)

Like, literally, standing right over him, with Backseat inside his hit box, but not triggering his attack animation. And, just...

HOW TALL ARE YOU, MY GUY?

[dozing-marshmallow]

COFFEE WITH HENRY HOTLINE HEADCANONS

You were in the deserted food court, after hearing that there was coffee and still working appliances.

Henry was nearby and you offered to make some for him too.

He knew what coffee was, but never tried it so figured, why not.

He asked tons of times, the taste of coffee and if it would soothe his headaches.

"You can have it with anything. Milk, foam, sugar, vanilla..." you listed, taking two coffee packets. You were amazed by the fact that not only did the Other Frankie bother having a selection of coffee to choose from, but the fact it was clearly new as exposed by the expiration date, a day long into the future.

For a second, you were scared if Henry drank it, it would make him malfunction.

He clarified (irritated) he was capable of drinking beverages like you.

"I think you’ll like black coffee." you commented, turning the coffee machine on.

"Bitter, how thoughtful." he scoffed, observing the process,"Is this really what humans do everyday before they leave to go somewhere?"

"Not all of them, but yeah, a lot of people do. That or they buy it on their way." you admitted, while the miracle of the machine converted the coffee and water into one.

"To be so reliant on a drink. Isn't that pathetic?" he harshly critiqued, folding his arms.

"Don't judge it until you try it." you told him, handing him the ready cup,"There you go, your first coffee. Be careful, it's hot."

Henry cautiously stared at it, gently swirling the cup to watch the lightness of the aromatic brown liquid elegantly dance, bringing it up his mouth after having seen enough.

A loud audible sipping noise droned out. He sets the cup down to assess the taste.

"Hm..." he lets out, watching the swirls in the coffee again,"It is...quite strong. A very assertive taste. But it's just the right temperature and I do feel a lot more relieved." he said, drinking some more,"Ah..."

"So you like it?" you asked, making yours.

"If I didn't, you think I would still be drinking it?" he asked sarcastically, taking another sip right after.

True,"Sorry sorry, that was a stupid thing to ask."

"It's your nature, I'm not offended." the sarcasm was beginning to slip as the caffeine appeared to take its' effect on him,"There isn't a limit on these things, is there?"

"Not as far as I can remember... I think it's two a day maximum, though it varies." you informed, the gurgling noises of the machine dying once more.

"I can make that work." he said, swooping the coffee you just made.

"Woah- hey! That one was mine!" you exclaimed, annoyance stirring your tone.

"It's not that big of a deal, contestant." he claimed patronizingly, drinking from both the new and the previous one,"Besides, if you really wanted one, you still have plenty at your disposal."

You're starting to think introducing him to coffee was a mistake.

[starsfic]

5 headcanons for your 1800s AU?

Sure! I've been imagining some fics for it, especially Frank and Morgan beefing with each other like @besovy11 wanted- it involves throwing axes

Each of the Frankies have a special role in their act that kinda mirror what they do in the game. Franklin is the stage magician, Frankie is an illusionist and serves as an announcer to Frank, who is an escape artist/gymnast/strongman.

Franklin is the short eldest while Frank is the tall youngest. Morgan commented that it explained a lot about Frankie's personality.

Deputy Duck and Henry Hotline have beef with each other, but they both hate the triplets. Sometimes you can find them drunk rambling at each other with the Contestant serving the drinks in the manor's kitchen.

The Contestant's bar is still actually up and running as a favor to them.

Stealing a page from @aspergerasparagus, all three triplets know how to play a musical instrument. Frankie likes tricking one of his brothers into playing dance music for him and the Contestant.

[maria-crossover]

My Headcanons of Frankie with his Assistant ^_^💕

Frankie has had several assistants before [Reader], many died at the hands of Feral Frankie, Henry Hotline or by a small accident while doing a task inside the old facility of Frankie's Parkour Palace.

[Reader] is the tenth and final assistant hired by Frankie's superiors. He works hard to keep his assistant alive, as they have established a bond of sorts rather than work.

Frankie's worst fear is losing his assistant, that he will die somehow and suffer for a short time before doing so. Since [Reader] is the only human being not only able to do his job well, but they provide Frankie with company and an ear.

He constantly checks to see if they're okay, but he doesn't usually show his concern openly because he feels that he could suffocate his assistant in addition to their work.

Frankie likes to entertainment, so he asks his assistant to play some little games or do some activities together. Keeping their company.

Frankie usually leaves all the paperwork to his assistant, as he finds it boring to do so. He excuses himself by saying that he has to continue broadcasting the programme with the cameras or be on the intercom narrating.

He would like to see [Reader]''s face more often but he depends on them for their comfort, even though it has become part of their uniform.

Frankie doesn't usually like his assistant being around Henry Hotline or Feral Frankie, due to a review or a maintenance class. He gets a certain distrust and fear at the same time that they could hurt his assistant.

Sometimes Frankie and his assistant have to catch the Noob Noobs, as they often escape during games or before games.

Frankie and his assistant are best friends ^_^✨

[candyheartedchy]

Hi Chy! I had a bit of a question seeing since you were in the Finding Frankie fandom (love your self ship btw) but I was wondering what your opinion on Henry Hotline are? (You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to, I just think he’s a goofy guy)

Hello and thank you!

Me personally I really like Henry’s design (and honestly thought he was the one I was gonna end up self shipping with at first lol). I feel bad he has constant headaches though. Headcanon-wise, I like to think he rings when he’s flustered or scared (mostly sharing this for y’all Henry self shippers out there).

[theoneandonlysourcandy]

HENRY HOTLINE (CARTOON) X READER HEADCANONS!!

I’ve been seeing too much Frankie and not enough Henry, so, I’m gonna feed my Henry Hotline fans!! I know some of y’all are out there COME TO ME MY SOLDIERS

☎️- At first he was still his usual snarky and charismatic self around you, but, he started to get more flustered around you, every time you and him talked he’d seem a bit nervous, and he’d try to avoid you to not embarrass himself.

☎️- But eventually, he caved. He just told you how he felt, to his own dismay. . And you felt he same!!!

☎️- Hed be a bit flustered around you at first, but, as time went on, he’d get a lot more comfortable, and instead you’d start to be the flustered one, because of his smooth talking.

☎️- Being a criminal, he didn’t have the best reputation, especially with deputy duck, so him and the deputy would get in occasional guess. Though, he’d make sure to keep you away from them.

☎️- His love language is DEFINITELY compliments, and gifts. Soon enough he’s start turning you red with flirts and fancy gifts, which always made him laugh. He’d give you the fanciest jewelry (Which he definitely stole), and the best and most expensive food.

☎️- Though, sometimes he can let his arrogance get in the way, and you two end up getting into arguments because of it. But, he’s always try to apologize the best he could, since he didn’t really say sorry much-. . AHEM-anyway, and give you fancy gifts to hopefully cheer you up.

☎️- Also he loves the beach, anytime you guys can go, you go. Yes, he throws sand at you.

☎️- Teases you any chance he gets, though he makes sure not to take it too far and upset you, he’d never forgive himself if that ever happened.

I love you henry hotline I love you Henry hotoline i love you henrybtogrlien I love you henr

[thechaoticghostscientist]

I like to imagine that whenever one of the characters are unable to be shown, the person on the intercom (whether it'd be the real Frankie or not) says some lazy excuse on why they aren't around

Like "Oh, Henry isn't here? He's just getting his suit tailored"

"Deputy Duck isn't around? He's just out fighting crime"

"What? Frankie's gone? He's just out on a break jumping on some of the trampolines. Better go find him"

x reader stuff under the cut (use of y/n)

"Y/n and Henry are gone? No, they're just out on a date. They'll be back soon"

"Frankie and y/n aren't here? They're out having fun with the contestants. I'm sure they'll be fine"

[pippipoffin]

William Afton and/or the Son for the character ask game? :^)c

AGAGAGAGGA!!!! YEAAAS TY RICHARD!! i will do both!

ask game

WILLIAM AFTON

First impression 🎇

back in 2014 when fnaf 2 came out, i was already so enamored by this man. i mean, a tall mysterious guy who murders kids? whats not to love right? especially springtrap, i thought he was so badass.

i was 13 or so at the time and i was so obsessed with fnaf. i wasnt as into him as i am now, but i still loved him a lot and he was one of my favorite guys

Impression now 🎇

hes my second favorite fnaf character of all time, with ralph (phone guy) being my #1. though honestly mike, ralph, and william all fight for that #1st place spot every day.

william is a very intriguing character to me. he's obsessive, he's charming and yet so utterly pathetic. he's a horrible father and a horrible friend and yet with the power he holds over people, no one can escape him once he's in their lives.

i. love. william. afton.

Favorite moment 🎇

Joke answer: when oswald came home from school and saw spring bonnie vacuuming the livingroom

Real answer: tie between the sister location opening cutscene, and when he whispers "it's still me" to mike when he hides in the vents in fnaf 6

Idea for a story 🎇

ralph and dave (william) go bowling together and then go back to dave's house to fuck nasty, the end ❤️

Unpopular opinion 🎇

i love william x henry, i cannot deny their history and chemistry. buuut its a little overrated...i think people should shake things up more and ship william and henry with other characters as well. i actually dont think ive ever seen henry be shipped with anyone except for william...thats sad.

Favorite relationship🎇

PURPLEPHONE FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEE!!!!!!!!!! ive shipped ralph and william ever since fnaf 2 came out and it will FOREVER be my OTP. FOREVER AND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite headcanon 🎇

This is like choosing a favorite child. impossible...but i will pick one of my headcanons to share.

I already made a post about this but, William's favorite drink is a Shirley Temple with extra cherries. which is also my favorite drink!! :D

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THE SON

First impression 💊

I remember not having any strong feelings either way when i first played hlm2. Well honey, i had a big storm comin.

Impression now 💊

hes on my top 5 list of favorite characters, probably. if not, he is UP there. i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the son!!! he is so interesting. party boy brat but in a different way than Biker, and he has a lot of intriguing tragedy to his character as well.

Favorite moment 💊

ok how could it NOT be the final level, right?? i remember when i first played that...when the credits rolled i was just completely blown away (uh no pun intended)

Idea for a story 💊

i always thought a swap AU with The Son and Jacket would be very interesting. I'd elaborate on that but my fingers are starting to hurt from typing

Unpopular opinion 💊

i actually dont know what is or isnt popular in the hotline miami fandom since i never interact with it anymore. ummm i think he likes vanilla ice cream

Favorite relationship 💊

i like the son x jacket as a toxic awful terrible ship i want them to kill each other with hammers and the son to project all of his trauma on jacket

Favorite headcanon 💊

his first name is Rodion :)

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if you read all of that...idek what to say, thank you?!?!?

[goldemas1244]

1, 12, and 26!

Thanks for the ask! Get ready though, because it's going to get a little bit longer (Thank goodness Tumblr automatically shortens long posts).

1. Gender and pronouns?

I'm a female-presenting genderfluid! My pronouns are she/they/he!

12. Favourite flag(s) visually?

There are so many flags in the community I've decided to compile a list for this question.

Here's a Top 5 (not in order):

So's first up is the gay flag. It's like prismarine.

(I know there's a bit of controversy on this one. Don't mind me if it's not the actual gay flag or something. As long as it's been used to represent the gay it's a flag.)

Next up would be the pansexual flag. Love how bright this is. Looks like Paddle Pop Rainbow (which if you haven't had is my absolute favourite ice cream).

Then there's the omnisexual flag. Like those retro pink skies and blue seas. Hotline Miami or something.

There's also the leather pride flag. Blame me for being a part of the subculture (per my last check), but I love how collage-y it looks. It reminds me of Frankie Stein.

And finally there's genderfaun! It's such a naturally mesmerising combo of colours I can't complain!

26. Some characters you headcanon as LGBT+?

Ohoho you decided to be brave with this one~. Here's a few lists of but a few. Know that I don't know every single gender there is and I'm just picking those closer to home.

FNaF

Spring Bonnie - Trans ftm, Gay

Springtrap - Bisexual

Scraptrap - Trans mtf, Asexual

Toxic Springtrap - Trans ftm, gay

Flaming Springtrap - Gay

Michael Afton - Non-binary, Aromantic

Henry Emily - Non-functional bisexual

Phone Guy/Dude - Bisexuals

Plushtrap - Trans mtf

Vanny - Lesbian

Roxanne Wolf - Lesbian

Montgomery Gay-tor

TF2

Red Spy - Bisexual, Trans ftm

Blu Spy - Gay gay homosexual gay

Red Sniper - Gay, Aromantic

Blu Sniper - Bisexual

Transformers

Optimus Prime - Bisexual

Megatron - Disaster gay, asexual

Rodimus Prime - Disaster bisexual

Starscream - Aromantic, Disaster pansexual, Trans mtf

Soundwave - Superiorgender, Asexual

Sunstorm - Pansexual

Sandstorm (G2?) - Asexual

Prowl (IDW) - Look at that tits-to-waist ratio and tell me he doesn't identify as a snack

Barricade (TLK) - Bear pride, Leather pride, Bisexual

Galvatron (AOE) - Gay

Crosshairs (Bayverse) - Pansexual, Aromantic

Drift (Bayverse) - Gay, Non-Binary

Hound (Bayverse) - Bear pride

Disney

King Candy/Turbo - Aromantic, Asexual

General Grievous - Canonically polygamous, headcanonically bisexual

Doctor Strange - G A Y L O R D

OCs (technically characters too, right?)

Golden Fazbear Green: Polyamorous, Genderfluid, Bisexual, Leather pride, and anything else that I may be

Mas Lovelent - Aromantic, Asexual

Bastion Remnant - Butch lesbian

Camaro Eypoh: Pansexual

Rainstorm (Transformers) - Non-binary, gay

Rookie Rainstorm (DC) - Gay, Polyamorous

Sun Drizzle - Pansexual

Mare Imbrium - Rookie Rainstorm but functional gay now

(Y/N) - Bisexual, Leather pride

There's actually more but I'm getting quite sleepy. Thanks for the ask! Feel free to submit more!

[henriiiii-1001old]

Here's my Mrs. Afton! I hope you guys enjoy her because I sure do! --------------------------------------- Name: Kathryn Anesia Afton Nicknames: Kat, Kathy Age (not specific): 1 year younger than Carol Date of birth: 15 June, 1946 Zodiac: Gemini Height: 5'6/167.64 cm Gender and Pronouns: Bigender; he/him/his and she/her/hers Sexual/Romantic Orientation: Homosexual/romantic Personality Type: Extrovert Handedness: Right Fears: Failure Color Association: Light Blue Family: Harry Nelson (father), Lauren Nelson (mother), William (husband), Christopher, (oldest son), Elizabeth (daughter), Michael (youngest son) Friends: Henry, Carol Emily, Hannah Kwemto --------------------------------------- Quick headcanons -She may seem bubbly on the outside, but she is actually dealing with heavy depression. She has tried to commit suicide multiple times throughout her life, and she had to go through five different therapists until she found one she could talk to comfortably -The closest thing she has to a sibling is Henry, and they treat each other like brother and sister. Kathryn would call Henry "bro" a lot, and she never stopped calling him that since high school -She never actually told anyone about wanting to be bigender, making her depression much worse than before. She knew that she would never tell William because he obviously wouldn't respect her for that. It was one of her many regrets in life. -She is, and always will be, flat-chested. She loves being that way though since it gives her less dysphoria when she wants to feel more masculine. She did get bullied for it a bit, but it wasn't the worst she'd been through. -A week or so after Elizabeth died, a group of women she knew from high school convinced her to commit suicide, even giving her a noose before they left her. She hung herself in Elizabeth's room as a way to "be with her in the afterlife," but as she was suffocating she tried calling out the names of her loved ones, begging them for help. They didn't come in time to help her, leaving her to hang alone in her own daughter's room with only the supportive and cheery voices of Henry and her therapist clouding her mind... --------------------------------------- I'm going to leave a more serious note this time. If anyone is facing suicidal thoughts or are trying to commit suicide, please talk to someone, anyone about it. Preferably a therapist, but anyone you trust can help. Call a hotline if you need to. Stay safe everyone, please. If you guys have any questions or comments, reblog or comment on this.

[theonceoverthinker]

OUAT 3X03 - Quite a Common Fairy

Well, I’m FAIRY certain we’re in for a good time today, and I hope you’ll agree!

(That pun works in two ways. I’m proud.)

And if you want to hear my non-pun thoughts, meet me below the cut! (Though who would ever want to read thoughts that don’t come in pun form? Those who do are not to be trusted!)

Press Release

In their continuing quest to find Peter Pan’s hideout and save Henry, Hook suggests tracking down Tinker Bell in the hope that she will lead them straight to his camp. Pan reveals to Henry why he has brought him to Neverland and in the Enchanted Forest, Neal has a plan that could transport him to Emma, but it would involve using one of Robin Hood’s most precious possessions. Meanwhile, in the Fairy Tale Land that was, Tinker Bell offers to help Regina improve her life.

General Thoughts - Characters/Stories/Themes and Their Effectiveness

Past

So I like how Regina’s air has really changed in the opening of the flashback. The flashback before this, from what I gather, is “The Doctor” and you can see how the murder she committed there has affected her after the fact. It’s clearly darkened her, as depicted by the way Lana plays it (Her voice and posture, specifically), but what I like is how that affected her. She doesn’t want to be evil and takes a step back to see what she wants.

”He’s dead and I suffered. What you sent me towards wasn’t going to change that.” This line is fantastic because Regina’s right in a way. Meeting something new won’t change the hurt she’s already felt and is likely still feeling over Daniel’s death. That said, it’s appropriately framed as something she absolutely needed to do for her own sake. While the past can’t be changed, there can be a good future if you allow for it to come to pass.

“I no longer believe in you.” I still hold onto my headcanon about Blue not necessarily being evil, BUT by being such a bureaucrat, she sort of became a villain in her own right. Tink, Nova, Dreamy, and countless others all have their hearts in the right place and Blue just can’t (Or won’t) bend the rules to help them. While not completely devoid of redeemability, I can’t fault anyone for hating her. Her character is incredibly annoying, not at all a paragon or even an inspiration of goodness. She’s a Rubix Cube and finding out what circumstances will allow her to give one magic and advice is a puzzle (And not even a fun one). She’s also not especially engaging on other levels, making her importance in the series something of a dead weight.

Neverland

You really see how dark Neverland has turned Tinker Bell. From the costume design to her more flight-or-fight mannerisms portrayed in Rose’s performance, Tink’s character in Neverland is almost unrecognizable here to what we see in the flashback. It’s incredibly effective in showing the consequences of Regina’s decision. I love her wild eyes.

What an amazing episode for Regina! Her characterization here was simply fantastic. The episode doesn’t playing around with the fact that Regina...well, she’s not the greatest person in the world just yet. She eggs Tinker Bell on and makes snippy comments. But her choices are improving and that happens in a natural way. Her test to Tinker Bell is harsh, but Regina does it in a way only Regina would do. The way she challenges Tink’s potential to do bad is effective in showing how she still believes in her, making the tepid resolution they settle on work.

Enchanted Forest

“So because I know what it’s like to lose family, I should risk mine?” This sentiment honestly holds true in this segment so strongly. I get Neal’s frustration, but he is risking a four year old’s safety. The good thing is that it’s framed to give exactly the feelings that it solicits and Neal’s speeches do help a lot with the balance of sympathy. While I didn’t like Neal basically guilting Robin into using Roland to summon the shadow, it does make sense as a desperate move needed for him as a father. I do wish for that reason though that the speeches were more about Henry specifically. It would make the main conflict more of a relation to a father and his son, strengthening his bond with Robin. That said, the discussion of romance was nice and it did give way to Mulan’s storyline.

Insights - Stream of Consciousness

-David, get over your fucking machismo! You literally JUST got poisoned because of it!

-Fuck! A moving map! Pan is dastardly as all hell!

-Who doesn’t like apples?” “It’s a family thing.” Oh come on, Henry! I’m sure they’d be the APPLE of your eye if you just APPLE-y yourself and eat one! XD

-I like how Neal demonstrates the cleverness that helped him survive in Neverland and eventually escape through his deductions with Mulan. It’s a very logical process.

-ROLAND!!! BABY ROLAND! FIRST APPEARANCE! BEST EPISODE EVER!!! AWWWWW!

-Seriously, the casting department found the single most adorable kid in the world to be Roland!

-Neal...are you sure this is a good idea? He’s a baby, Neal.

-Not gonna lie, I’d try roast swan.

-”I’m the queen, but I’m practically a prisoner with a husband whose heart is still with his dead wife, and his insipid daughter.” Regina’s dynamic with Leopold, while undeniably abusive to her, fascinates me. This line makes me wonder if she has tried falling for Leopold and to a degree, succeeded. She’s bothered by Leopold still only holding feelings for his dead wife and being stuck in that position and I’m not sure if the next scene either strengthens this mindset or diminishes it.

-Rumple analogy of the diner and the feast is very interesting to me. It plays the darkness off as something predatory, more of a hunter than something to be sought. It makes sense because Rumple kind of did get stolen by the darkness in that he was unprepared to have to take it on and the consequences of that choice.

-I really appreciate that at least one of the fairies is actively acting as a suicide hotline!

-”But, if I had, here’s to good reasons.” That’s...really fucking dark!

-”It is possible to find love again.” I love this sentiment. Once can never rule out the possibility of new love! <3

-*Henry attempts to shoot Pan in the fucking chest* What a badass!!!

-*Goes to the fairies’ den* Show, you cannot throw that many colors at me AND spin! Talk about sensory overload!

-”My name isn’t green. It’s Tinker Bell.” So fairies have names. What’s Blue’s?

-Blue! Who died and put you in control of the fairies?! Because they were kind of an idiot!

-”Are you out of your mind? He’s four years old!” My sentiments exactly, Robin!

-”What did you do to her?” That line was delivered flawlessly! It’s so chill and it cracks me the fuck up.

-”Operation Henry.” Awwwwww!!!!!

-”Does anyone really own pixie dust?” “The fairies are quite proprietary about it.” Fairies are dicks. Or really, just Blue.

-”The beginning of your happiness.” I really applaud the carefulness of the show with lines like these. Robin isn’t the sole component of her Regina’s happy ending, but he is still part of it.

-I honestly forgot there was a standoff here between Tink and Regina and was thusly as shocked as the audience probably originally was!

-”A complicated history. That’s quite a diplomatic way of describing it.” Well, she is a queen and a bit more refined!

-How was there never an episode called “The Man with the Lion Tattoo?”

-You can see how well Lana plays Regina’s goodbye to Tinker Bell in the flashback. She starts out scared (As Tinker Bell suspected) and hesitant, but you see her Evil Queen persona come in, pulling off a wicked goodbye to ensure that she leaves.

-Blue, you are just the worst.

- “It’s too late for me.” ”Only if you kill me.” I wouldn’t even say that’s the point of no return. Half the people who came to Neverland have killed tons.

-Part of why I love season 3 is I love seeing groups strategize and work together and the payoff that comes with it. It’s such a satisfying sensation.

-So I love how Tink was so clearly gamed for tracking down for Regina but had NO idea about her companions! XD

-Felix says “Baelfire” so freakin’ creepily.

-You didn’t just ruin your life. You ruined his.” I actually hate this line. Robin’s life wasn’t ruined. Derailed, perhaps, but he was genuinely in love with Marian and Roland is the most precious child in the world!

Arcs - How Are These Storylines Progressing?

The Mission to Save Henry - This arc is moving so smoothly along! So far, every episode has progressed this in a natural way that still feels like a lot of progress was made and here is no exception. There’s a real momentum to this season and it’s chugging along well. I feel like we’re taking a big step forward and it’s making for quite the nice walk.

Regina’s Redemption - Regina’s redemption this season is progressing also quite smoothly! Here, she’s a mix of herself -- kind of an asshole at times, but focused and genuinely trying to do better. I feel like Regina’s redemption is starting to come into its own here. It makes sense that there was some turbulence in late Season 2, and now, it’s more settled, making the growth more gradual and at the same time, quick.

Emma Accepting Her Parents - We only get a brief bit of this while exploring Tink’s pad, but it’s incredibly effective to help further bridge the gap between Emma and Snow. Lack, whether it be family or material possessions, is such a big component of Emma’s pre-Storybrooke life and to see how Snow dealt with that in the past was a clever move!

Favorite Dynamic

Emma and Regina. “So what did you do to her?” First and foremost, this line just cracks me in the casual way it’s brought up. Emma’s casual shrug and drinking-buddy tone is honestly funny. But continuing on, Emma and Regina share an amazing scene together. Both ladies have this genuine moment of kindness, all the while completely staying in character. It’s not overly friendly, but it’s friendly enough and focused enough to be believable and powerful at the same time. It also says so much about Regina. Regina’s throwing herself in danger and risking never seeing her son again and so quickly defaults to Emma taking care of him and saving him. It’s really meaningful!

Writer

Jane Espenson is up for her first episode of Season 3, and she does an incredible job here. The writing is smooth. Any episode that has three plots across three different realms has the challenge of balancing and weighing screen time and Jane makes the whole episode feel as smooth as peanut butter. It’s also smooth in the respect that this episode requires the characters to make bold choices and take hard chances (Ex. Regina letting Tink take her, Robin letting Neal use Roland to summon the shadow) and she makes the dialogue work for her so that these decisions don’t feel too harsh on the audience. That’s an admirable trait.

Rating

10/10. This was a really enjoyable episode. Tinker Bell’s introduction and Regina’s character development is great! It’s enjoyable seeing more of the characters working together and getting closer to finding Henry. I used the word “smooth” a lot in this review, and that’s because it’s honestly true. This whole episode feels smooth, from its development to its storytelling, it feels like driving on a freshly paved road, and given the broad strokes of what happened here that wasn’t an easy thing to do.

Flip My Ship - The Home of All Things “Shippy Goodness”

Captain Swan - Regina’s definitely getting those CS feels!!! And why wouldn’t she when there’s a COCONUT sharing between these two?!

Outlaw Queen - It’s interesting that the music playing in the background as Regina sees Robin’s tattoo is something akin to the wedding march. A lot of the same notes are hit, though it’s not a 1:1.

Swan Fire - Neal’s regret in his speech is really heartwarming! He wants so badly to get back together and make things right.

Sleeping Warrior - *Starts crying from the unrequited feels like a baby who just had their candy stolen*

Swan Queen - As said before, I really like Emma and Regina’s scene together! There’s a growing sense of trust between them now and it adds a heartwarming undertone to the scene to the melancholy overtone of Regina splitting off from the group.

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Thank you for reading and to the fine folks at @watchingfairytales!!! <3

Next time, uggh, sorry for the tangent, but I can’t scratch my lotto ticket because I chewed my nails too much. Man, I really need to take care of this...nasty habit. ;)

See you guys then!

Season 3 Total (29/220)

Writer’s Scores: Adam and Eddy (9/60) Kalinda Vazquez (10/40) Andrew Chambliss (10/50) Jane Espenson (10/30)

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