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Hello

I need an evil wife

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official Shakespear post

What's up, losers, shakespear here. I'm working on something that will blow (job) your minds. And follow me on here to hear about it when it releases!

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make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

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Reblog if you are proud of your URL

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@lady-macbeth-the-enabler for you, milady

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

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So did the shock kill me or not?

The most underrated scene in the Scottish Play is when Macduff tells Lady Macbeth "I can't tell you what happened because the shock would kill you" before turning to his other neighbour and saying very loudly what happened.

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@lady-macbeth-the-enabler , boop

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Boop! Boop! Boop! Bo—

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*Boops @multidimensional-trashcan *

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fuck yeah! :)

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you're telling me i should go to work? the thing that killed caesar?

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Oh, there is such a crowd of people here, all with 🗡s, calling for murder! Let us push through, dearest, we must get closer

It's almost the Ides of March and you know what that means...

And of course, if we can get 10k votes on this, I will make the salad. Last year I didn't get to make it. Let's change that this year!

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We are on one mind as always, my dear! let us then pilfer our knives and away to the senate

It's almost the Ides of March and you know what that means...

And of course, if we can get 10k votes on this, I will make the salad. Last year I didn't get to make it. Let's change that this year!

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Ah glorious day, we have entered the gates of Rome on time. Now, beloved, I see the people heading to the senate, let us head that way ourselves

just had a dream that i had a dream where i wrote something along the line of 'Neil Gaiman could just post a video of himself doing a forward roll and it would get notes' which got reblogged by Neil Gaiman with a video of him doing a forward roll. then i woke up (in my dream), immediately went on tumblr and made a post about how i had that dream which once again got reblogged by Neil Gaiman with a video of him doing a forward roll. So now i woke up for real and immediately went on tumblr to post this because i really need to know what the fuck this means.

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The folks in this town are exceedingly queer, are they not

I would come back here on our way back to beloved Scotland, for I need to witness this strange salad they are preparing.

It's almost the Ides of March and you know what that means...

And of course, if we can get 10k votes on this, I will make the salad. Last year I didn't get to make it. Let's change that this year!

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just had a dream that i had a dream where i wrote something along the line of 'Neil Gaiman could just post a video of himself doing a forward roll and it would get notes' which got reblogged by Neil Gaiman with a video of him doing a forward roll. then i woke up (in my dream), immediately went on tumblr and made a post about how i had that dream which once again got reblogged by Neil Gaiman with a video of him doing a forward roll. So now i woke up for real and immediately went on tumblr to post this because i really need to know what the fuck this means.