#hot plum

[venusandpenis]

I think evert post should be In the format of the hot plum post

[heeleryuta]

[dailyfigures]

Hot Cocoa & Cappucino ; Is the order a rabbit? ☆ PLUM

[azu1as]

HI TINN ITS ME PITTY 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

i was wondering if youre still open for prompts… and if u are can you write about pbss somehow tranported to current mount hua, and everyone is confused af and just watches pbss and divine dragon interact (and maybe argue) with each other

PITTY HELLO ♥✨♥✨♥ yes i'm always open to prompts !!! im literally rotating rotmhs in my head 24/7

this first half was actually born from another prompt by mei on discord but I want to build on it, so dumping it here 👍 HAHAHA

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The Plum Blossom Sword Saint lets out a ragged breath, his vision rapidly fading. His sword falls from his hand and soon after his body follows.

"...Mount Hua..." he mumbles, aware that the only thing left that awaited him was the cold claim of death.

He dies. And in the next second, he blinks up to a clear sky, the dead bodies that surrounded him gone.

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Dawn had barely broken when an incessant banging against Mount Hua's gates and shouting started and broke the tranquil silence, rousing several disciples.

"OPEN UP!" Someone barks out from the other side. "Fuck. Fuck. Shit. Open this gate right now!!"

Un Am frowns at the lack of manners and respect being shown by the source of the shouting. He reaches the gate and pulls it open. It takes Un Am a bit of effort to ensure that his voice sounded cordial, "Hello, we aren't accepting any visitors this ear—"

Un Am cuts himself off as he takes note of the state of the man in front of him. The man's robes and face were crusted with dried blood despite a lack of any visible injury. That is, if one ignore his lack of an arm.

It still didn't explain the amount of blood he had on his body that was free from any wounds and visible scars.

The man's eyes were bloodshot and trembling. Un Am, even from afar, could tell that there was something deeply wrong with this man. He seemed unconscious of the way he emanated a manic aura; there was a charged sort of energy surrounded him that made an instinctive part of Un Am grip his sword handle in response.

The most notable and unexplainable part of the man, however, was the blood-stained plum blossom embroidered on his chest.

"Who...?" Un Am finds himself unable to react to the man's speed and freezes in place as the man grabs him by the lapels of his robe. He pulls Un Am towards himself and grits out,

"What. Happened. To. My Sect."

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Baek Cheon was quickly ushered into the Sect Leader's residence the moment he returned with a few others from their last excursion to Xi'an.

"What's going on?" He asks.

Elder Un Geom, for a lack of a better word, looked harried. His face twists into a grimace. "It's a bit complicated..."

Baek Cheon doesn't know how he should feel about that response.

Surely, it couldn't be too terrible. After all, their sect was still standing and they did leave Chung Myung behind to stay on Mount Hua as he and the other chosen second-class disciples only had to deliver some goods and tokens to their subsect. Their youngest wouldn't let anything dangerous happen on his watch.

Baek Cheon tries to probe more information. "Before you pulled me away, Baek Sang mentioned something about a guest...?"

"We aren't quite sure of the specifics either, I'm afraid. But the man claims to be one of our ancestors from over a hundred years ago."

"An ancestor? Was he able to verify the claims?"

Un Geom nods. "I've never seen someone weild our plum blossom technique with as much power as he did."

If that was the case, then maybe their supposed ancestor could help them develop and improve their sword techniques even further by teaching them more about the skills that have been lost through time.

"Isn't that a good thing then?"

"It should be, but Chung Myung..."

Ah. Hearing those last three trailing words did not promise anything good.

When they finally opened the door to the Sect Leader's residence, they were greeted to the sight of a soulless Hyun Jong slumped against the wall, a freaked-out Yoon Jong who seemed to be torn between jumping into the fray and throwing himself out the window, and—

"WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BEAT UP OUR ANCESTOR, YOU BRAT?!"

Their ancestor and Chung Myung pause in their positions as they both turned eerily similar pink gazes towards the two new entrants.

Chung Myung had the end of their ancestor's ponytail pulled towards him and scrunched up in his fists. His knee pressed against the older man's chest and neck while his jaw was unhinged as he was clearly attempting to bite the man's single arm.

Their ancestor in turn had his one hand closed around half of Chung Myung's face, trying to push him away. His legs were wrapped around Chung Myung's lower half in an inescapable hold and he seemed to have been gearing up for a headbutt before Baek Cheon and Un Geom interrupted them.

"You want me to call this brat my ancestor?!" Chung Myung shouts out as he renewed his attempts to bite the man by roughly grabbing onto the base of his ponytail.

"I'm one hundred years older than you!" Their ancestor grits out as he unashamedly bites Chung Myung's arm. "You disrespectful descendant! Back in my time—"

"'Back in my time', my ass!"

"You...!"

Off to the side, their current sect leader lets out a pitiful moan of mental pain. Baek Cheon would comfort him if he didn't feel the same amount of psychic damage as he watches his youngest sajil and ancestor continue their childish scuffle, rolling on the floor and uncaringly biting into each other like they were both five-year olds.

Later on, after tempers have cooled and everyone (read: Chung Myung and their ancestor) had managed to settle down into a tenuous truce, Hyun Jong turns a tired, but respectful nod towards the bruised man, "May we know this ancestor's identity?"

"Hm?" Said man absently rubs against the embroidered plum blossom on his new uniform. "Ah, I supposed you would know me as the Plum Blossom Sword Saint."

They would have expressed their shock and surpise, but they get easily distracted by Chung Myung's mocking scoff as he rolls his eyes in response.

[pileofpawns]

got some new stuff on my redbubble in case anyone wants some stickers n whatnot!

*Note for the last two: I am not an AAC user myself, just an advocate! The letterboard can be stuck to commonplace objects and be used as a form of low tech AAC in a pinch. The “This is my voice” sticker is meant to be stuck onto one’s AAC device and give reminders to the user and/or their support person, as well as letting strangers know what the device is!

As always, you’re welcome to print and cut your own stickers at home instead of buying them through RedBubble. I only make a small amount of money from each RedBubble sale, and I’m not in financial crisis anyway, so it’s not big deal, ehe.

[ashertickler]

only listened to the first couple mins of guy's hbs cos i'm at work rn and

HE'S A CHAPPELL ROAN ENJOYER? HE'S SO HOT FOR THAT???

[whateverurmomwants]

Cheongmeong’s nickname as the ‘blessed dragon of mount hua’ fits so well.

Don’t get me wrong, his title as their ‘mad dog’ is also correct(more-so than the other), but it doesn’t capture his true nature.

Cheongmeong is a war veteran. He fought with his brothers to kill the demon clan, losing many of them in the onslaught. He knows how to hatch a plan of attack based off of whoever’s left and their skill level. He knows how to make those same people who could barely lift a sword, now swing their blade with pride only seen from mount hua.

He has had to negotiate with the other sects, just for them to lend only 10 people in their fight. He has learned to be vicious with words when you need something, and make the offer just slightly enticing enough for them to take the deal. (You can only trust your sect brothers after all.)

He is a boy man who knows more about the ten great sects than he should, and he knows how to use that knowledge. His knowledge is from years ago, from before anyone else’s time. He was arrogant, and rightfully so, but now he is mature and prepared. He has fought battles that have left scars in his mind and screams in his ears. He will not let his brothers die again.

His love for gold(and alcohol) is vastly known among his allies, but they all know his true treasure is Mount Hua. He guards his home day and night, growing their reputation day by day. He takes pride in his sect, even when they are nothing but beggars, he will still proudly show off the cherry blossom.

He is Mount Hua’s protector, and forever will be. When he is old and gray with ashes on his skin, he will be at those gates, training the descendants of his fallen comrades to become even greater than their predecessors.

[worldofbeauties]

Victoria Plum

[bluebelly-sun-serpentine]

[ajearthlinggg]

my fav movies as clickbait YouTube titles

Heathers - If you ever see this blue liquid, DON'T DRINK IT!! 😧😧🏑

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World - (STORYTIME) my gf's CRAZY exes! (They tried to KILL me!!) 🎮

Hot Rod - Man tries CRAZY bike trick (GONE RIGHT) finds out his dad's a LIAR!!! 🚲

Poltergeist - TURN OFF YOUR TV IMMEDIATELY IF YOU SEE THIS (GONE WRONG)😧📺

[heeleryuta]

ROH (March 2, 2023) "I did not become the Ring of Honor Pure Champion by accident. I did not become a champion by doing someone else's laundry. I did not become a champion by making someone chankonabe. No, I surrounded myself with three of the best wrestlers of all time ... [Jon Moxley, Bryan Danielson, and Claudio Castagnoli] beat me down and made me nothing and then they forged me in combat and now, I am the champion that I am today."

[fruit-salad-ship]

Magical girl outfits based on the trios main mon, a vulpix, dragonair, and Cubone.

Ear behaviours would be sweet. Plum would bite them.

These are SUPER rough I didn’t have a lot of time but had to get ideas down.

[sadlazzle]

when ur fave beats the allegations #mohgWIN

[brenw376]

How is it that only AC, A’ja and Kate are the ones talking in defense? Especially Kate. I’m surprised she hasn’t lost her voice out there.

KP and Hayes shouldn’t be on the court at the same time, you got two ball hogs that will look to score first instead of looking for A’ja as the first option and running the offense through her.

i hate to say it😭😭😭

but kelsey hit 7 of 22 shots this game..please give the ball to someone else LOL

and i can’t remember which game but it seemed like kate was getting majority of the rebounds which she’s used a defensive player, okay, but when you’re down 10+ points and missing easy shots i would think everyone would try to get their hands on the rebounds esp the o. boards?

i’m just blaming the offensive drought on it being a new team, little learning curve, slow start which is fine it’s still super early in the season

[ashertickler]

who in redacted are kpop stans I'm so curious about this

personally I see guy being hugely into girl groups (new jeans, twice, itzy, nmixx)

milo and k-rnb? he seems like a VERY rnb kinda dude anyways (dean, dpr, tabber, penomeco)

any other ideas pls lemme know I'd love to hear people's thoughts on redacted and kpop

[foxonrollerskates]

If you explain the post to me I will either explain the moaning prank or make a hot drawing of an oc for you

Note that it's not limited to my ocs if you want I can make a hot Red drawing

oh I didn't understand the post I was just being a cunt

I'm 99% it was one of those posts that can't be explained bc they're meant to be incomprehensible