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Material: The Flavor. What is it? What does it taste like? You'll have to find out ;)

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Happy Halloween everyone! in honor of the big day, I've complied a bunch of my most appropriate materials for you all, starting off (of course) with our selection of potion ingredients for all your cauldron-bubbling crafts!

of course there's always a plentiful supply of bones and teeth- all ethically sourced from the found dead. The Uncraft Store does not support killing for material acquisition unless doing so can't be avoided

100% pure silver bullets in all your standard calibers, great for warding off any roaming werewolves! We have many warding items in stock, but I figure with werewolf infestation at an all-time high this will be first on any intrepid hunter's list

ritual candles, salts, and authentic graveyard dirt. I won't ask what you plan to use these for, but just know when you use our stuff you're getting the highest quality!

of course we can't have Halloween without a selection of bloody delights! Real blood (again, ethically sourced), blood bread, a special kind of blood based plastics, and bat's blood ink for spellwriting

spider silk! spools and yards of the stuff! light, durable, comfy and oh so fashionable!

and of course, we can't forget the pumpkins and the big bargain grab-bin of candy

hopefully you find something here to enjoy! Happy crafting!

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Trick or treat.

I'm not doing the trick n' treat on my main, but I'll answer on behalf of @the-uncrafting-table for this one cus that's my place too.

Anyway have some would

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Hey there folks, sorry for not posting much lately. I do at times worry that no one is interested in this little shop, but I'm realizing now that I certainly won't be attracting any customers with nothing on the shelves! To make up for it, here's some vampire hot chocolate and cookies from the cafe! Happy Halloween!

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Ayy thanks! You don't need to pay for anything, but I'll take the chocolate anyway

Hi :3 trick or treat? Happy HALLOWEEN!! :D

Oh hey hi! Nice to see ya! Lemme see what I've got in here...

You get hi-vis reflective yarn!

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Hi :3 trick or treat? Happy HALLOWEEN!! :D

Oh hey hi! Nice to see ya! Lemme see what I've got in here...

You get hi-vis reflective yarn!

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Boss has informed me that since it's Halloween season, we gotta do some kind of promo. So I guess doors are open for any crafty trick-or-treaters! It's all free for as long as I can away with that, cus I hate the idea of charging for it at a time like this.

Come on in if you want, and Happy Halloween!

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material: whopper toothpaste. I'm putting it next to the other weird flavors, which is good if you're into that kind of thing I guess

Introducing WHOPPER™ Toothpaste. The first toothpaste that keeps your mouth Whopper fresh.

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Material: a selection of dangerous pigments for all those artists who like to live on the edge. Lead red & white, london purple, naple's yellow, vermillion, orpiment, uranium orange, paris green, realgar, & radium. Can't get these anywhere else anymore! Order now and we'll throw in a free tube of mummy brown!

The Uncraft(TM) Store is not responsible for any physical, psychological, or psycho-spiritual effects that may occur when using our products

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Material: wild sour patch kids

Super tiny Mycena Roseoflava.

Photographed by cyanesense

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material: potions of peaceful rest and boundless love. If you see this, you have received +5 ambient effect from each

Celestial strawberry wine

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Material: fresh organic corb

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Material: human ivory. We swear it's ethically and legally collected. Don't call the cops.

Found this strange ad for "Human Ivory" tucked inside the pages of an old book. Looks like it's from the 30s? If anyone has more info on this please let me know!

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Material: solar terracotta for your sandalpunk building

Family owned Italian firm invents solar panels that mimic terracotta tiles to restore heritage buildings

In a small workshop near Vicenza, Italy, artisans make traditional-looking roofing tiles with a hidden difference: Each module contains solar photovoltaic cells.

The Invisible Solar Rooftile is made by an unique indivisible piece, with a very high resistance, that hides and protects the photovoltaic cells that are incorporated inside

The family-owned company that makes the tiles, Dyaqua, started developing its “Invisible Solar” products more than a decade ago. Solar panels “were spreading much faster than before, and our first thought was about heritage cities like Vicenza,” says company spokesperson Elisa Quagliato. The city, a World Heritage Site, is covered in a sea of red terra-cotta roofs.

The tiles have been installed at Pompeii (where the director of the archaeological park says they look “exactly like the terra-cotta tiles used by the Romans”) and in the small Italian town of Vicoforte. A larger installation will soon begin in Evora, Portugal, as part of an EU-funded project that aims to help historic cities “become greener, smarter, and more livable while respecting their cultural heritage.”

The same approach can be used to hide solar in other materials that look like stone, concrete, or wood, and incorporated into walls or patios, not just roofs. And it’s a way to potentially add solar where it wouldn’t otherwise be used.

Sources

https://www.fastcompany.com/90836947/these-terracotta-tiles-blend-in-perfectly-with-italian-roofs-but-theyre-really-solar-panels

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Material: dead man's pearls

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Material: opalized wood

Opal in petrified wood, Natural History Museum of Los Angeles, Gem and Mineral Hall Collection. By Stan Celestian on Flickr. (Hi-Res)

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material: 5 lbs. of raw krill. Add them to your soups, smoothies, pies, wherever you need some extra nutrience