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i need something that can mimic a fathers love

Ah, you're in luck friend! I have just the thing for you!

Material: The Milk. Guaranteed to return 9/10 dads to their original location

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Material: the bads

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Material: Alien foods. Quite tasty if you have the stomach for it

Second question! (Sorry for the wait, I had a few more days of school… hence, more headache).

What are some traditional dishes from each of the species in Wreck Hounds? And, could you tell us the preferred food items of some of your favourite ocs?

Mm alien food (strictly off limits to humans, but don’t worry we’ve gotten as close as earth stuff is capable of to replicating them, exclusively via printing or growing, tho, not by making new animals. No other species before humans has done this before, mostly because the whole ‘aliens’ thing was newer to us and some scientists got excited about making the whole eating alien foods thing possible)

(I’m doin the other question in a sec my pen died :( )

Moss balls are a popular side dish made by cultivating edible moss around a hard, porous, reusable core. Sometimes they’re cooked but they’re almost always seasoned with something. You eat it by using your iron-reinforced Rossetian teeth to gnaw it off.

The coral on the Kixeli homeplanet is much larger than we’re used to, and this includes the polyps. Some species have larger growths on their colony that are “fruit”, intentionally exposed and meant to be eaten by other animals so their eggs can be moved elsewhere in the ocean (as part of a way to compete with all the other corals who kinda spit their stuff randomly all over the water). These are usually the ones that are eaten by Kixeli because they’re big, easy to get, colorful, and even taste different than the other polyps. Grilling them is actually a new thing because they now have much more access to plentiful flammable stuff/cooking devices, unlike back home where that was a rarity.

Prectikar are part of an animal group of ‘milk’ producing, feathered hexopods. They don’t have dedicated nipples and instead sweat it from the skin in specific areas, and some of them do it in different ways. The animal pictured makes a substance on the hump on its back that congeals quickly into a ‘wax’ once secreted, which the babies clinging to its back can lick off at leisure. It can also be harvested via scraping it off and cured into a cheese. Prectikar are also big fans of meat, nuts, etc due to their high calorie needs.

Cerest eat a lot of mass-produced heavily processed stuff because that’s what’s the easiest to produce and distribute to their large populations. Smallish invertebrates are the easiest to farm so are usually the go to choice. As I’ve mentioned before, food for Cerest is usually an indicator of class, so whether you’re a rectangle or a triangle determines whether you get some actual animal with your unseasoned cube and mash.

Muttreazik eat whatever food is from the biosphere of what their host was. However, they sometimes have different needs (such as being carnivorous instead of omnivorous, or being very large) that can make sourcing food harder.

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Material: the antarctic blood river water. This is blood from the Old Gods, and not to handled lightly. Exercise extreme caution here

In the heart of Antarctica, nature creates an incredible sight: a red waterfall cascading through the perennial ice of the Taylor Glacier.

This phenomenon, known as Blood Falls, is even more fascinating than it appears.

Its intense color is not only due to oxidized iron but also to tiny iron-rich spheres created by small bacteria living in a salty lake hidden beneath a glacier.

When this water reaches the surface and encounters oxygen, it takes on such an intense red hue that it seems unreal in the Antarctic landscape.

The waterfall continues to flow even at subzero temperatures, creating a unique spectacle where science and beauty converge in a natural masterpiece.

And to think that this incredible ecosystem could provide us with clues about possible forms of life on other planets, such as Mars.

Nature always surprises us and knows how to surpass our imagination!

Credits: UM TONHO/TONHA ·

( Elias Sakkis )

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Material: fascinating science crystals! who needs auras when your gems can do stuff like this

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Material: Magical Penis Wine. Is it for your dick or is it made of dick? The answer is yes 👍

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Material: Mars Ice. Rare exclusive stuff, I'm lucky I was able to get my hands on some

Clearest Image ever taken of Mars’ North Pole. Yes that’s water ice.

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Material: Obliteration Soap. For when you need those stains gone along with everything they're attached to

I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude

I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either

Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.

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Material: weed wraps with The Substance on them. Good luck!

last time i was in oregon we got free energy drink-flavored blunt wraps and they make my mouth numb so im pretty sure im patient zero for a new synthetic drug that makes you insane

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Material: Angel's Blood, ethically sourced. Use with caution, this stuff's very powerful

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

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Hello friends! Exciting news! The Uncraft Material Shop is now officially rather than unofficially Trans-Dimensional Import certified! Moving forward, expect to see many more items for sale which aren't normally available in your world, marked with the "unreality" tag as is required by galactic law. Anything marked "Terra Certified" will be things that can be found in base reality. Happy shopping, and I can't wait to show you what we have in store!

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Yosuke Amemiya

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Material: melt apples. Very messy, but the flavor is divine

Yosuke Amemiya

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Material: Sacred Boar Hides of Estra. May they prove useful to you on your journey, sister!

you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

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Material: Jade Cabbage and Stone Pork. Classic staples of stone-dwarf cuisine

sometimes you just want to look at the qing dynasty jadeite cabbage again

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Material: sea glass. Looks kinda tasty

we found so much good stuff at the beach today - including our first sea glass marble… and our second !! also found our first piece of safety sea glass (blue textured piece with wire mesh in it), a lovely little pink glass gumdrop, and two pretty pale purple pieces 🩵

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Materials: a selection of healing items! because what kind of item shop would this be without some of those?

we've got your standard healing potions (in all sizes and strengths), estus flasks, chug jugs, stimpaks, enchanted golden apples, medkits, high quality blood from Yharnam, and a nice variety of herbs. Be healed!