#horsesheal

[akyonceyar]

Tim & Kon: *once again in another arguement* Cassie: GUYS! Just cut the horsesh*t and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another? Kon: WOAH! Tim: You are way off base, buddy! Cassie: Oh, spare me, spare me, spare me! *to Tim* Yes, he's a brute, I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship and gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but admit it, you're really curious to know what he's like in the sack! *to Kon* And you. Ha! Well, you're just a big manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings because you got hurt the last time you opened your heart! Owie. And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. So please, for my sake, either quit your bickering or pull over, tear off those clothes, and GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY! Bart: *arrives from out of nowhere* What just happened? Cassie: I told them they should have sex. Bart: They haven't had sex?!

[corromon]

Silly A Horse

Shes better at other questions. Like how many apples can she fit in her mouth.

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[bloody-teared-angel]

*sigh* Here we go.

DO NOT SENT ANY SORT OF HATE TO THIS PERSON, I DO NOT CONDONE ANY IF THIS BEHAVIOR!!!!

So um.... Since this person assumed about OP, I'm gonna do the same thing - if the gay man is R2 - no, I think they are talking about Brandon - gay man of color, than rewieving means nothing on the first draft because Brandon has an offensive type of humor, and the person who storyboarded it is R2, who has a SA and r* kink.

And judging by Vivziepop's behavior on Twitter, she does what she wants, whenever she wants and her unable to accept any sort of criticism, it is safe to assume, even if someone told her, 'Hey, this is too much' she wouldn't take them at their word anyway.

I'm going to repeat what everyone said multiple times so we are clear on this - No one cares, that Viv and R2 are into SA kink. No one cares, that Viv and R2 are into r* kink. We don't mind that they are exploring darker themes, our issue is HOW they are doing it.

Pausing mid-rant to get this out of the way. Those who felt seen and represented by ep4 and AD situation, you are valid and power to you. Those who felt NOT represented and triggered by ep4 and AD situation and how it was handled, you are valid and power to you. Both sides are valid and those who felt triggered DO NOT owe Vivienne Medrano any sort of apology.

Back to the rant, as I was saying, our issue is that we are supposed to take it seriously one episode and then make a joke out of it two episodes later.

As once great character said before bring butchered by awful writing: "Everything before the word 'but' is horsesh*t."

The sentence: 'I agree Sir Pentious joke was in bad taste.' Should have ended there and would've been fine. Now I can't tell if they are being genuine or not. (TLDR I personally don't hate kink (unless it is absolutely vile and harmful), yet I can't speak for everyone here - ignore the double negative)

And that person is assuming that OP of said post is not an SA victim, which, first of all: Why? Second: We can't share opinions or disagree with something if it hadn't happened to us? If that's the case, then writers, who didn't experience those things, can't write about them. Sound fair right?

(I didn't mention this at the beginning, there's this thing I find funny about this person is that they've been on SEVERAL critical posts with their replies deleted because many people were like 'TF you doin' here?')

[photos-of-everyday-life]

Horsesh*t.

Monument Valley, 2025.

[v0dk4-cr4nb3rry]

in a doll mood so I am forcing you all to look at some of my favourite fashion dolls!

first up are these beautiful poodle girls. They are pidgin dolls. The second on the left is my all time dream fashion doll I am in love with her hair and face. But I also just love all five of these.

here is a close up of my favourites face. I love pidgin dolls in general but none have ever spoken to me the way this one does.

The king and queen of hearts- both pashapasha dolls (most of the dolls in this post will be). Both absolutely stunning together and on their own. I am in love with their styling and pashapasha dolls are like the only male dolls on the entire market that I actually like, the female sculpt is also completely gorgeous. The sexualization of this specific set just speaks to me on so many levels. I adore the combinations of more flowy clothing paired with the bondage aspects for one and for the other i love this combination of being both risque and also so covered. the bows are also gorgeous to me.

Another male pashapasha doll. The Chesire Cat from the 2021 collection, which is alice and wonderland themed. I love the themeing as a whole but this is my favourite of the lot. Absolutely stunning in terms of clothing and accesories- he gets so many outfit variations. Another moment of appreciation for the sculpt because I did not post any of the more nude photos of this doll here but like. I don't generally like looking at nude dolls. they look so stupid, but these ones are just so beautiful in their making that a posed photo shoot with nothing but the accessories still works. these are literally just model dolls to me they are so stunning.

Up next is Nova who is from a triplet of circus dolls, whom I adore all three. Also pashapasha. One of my favourite things in the whole world is carousels. I ride them at every opportunity, i listen to carousel music for fun, i name the horse i ride each time i go. SHE COMES WITH THE HORSEshe also has some other extra goodies she comes with. her outfit and hair are both striking. again the sculpt is just beautiful there is not beating it. I love this both in idea and execution.

I could genuinely post every pashapasha doll because i love them all so much but posting every one would be insane so ill cap it with Morgentau. who is not actually on my i need this in my life list but i want to share anyway because she is like. literally just naked lol and sums up part of why i love these dolls so much. Like in theory this is so wimple!! she is rooted and painted and has decor in her hair, but she still photographs so beautifully. these dolls are complete works of art. they work to tell stories as you pose and photograph them, not just to be dressed up or sat on your shelf. AND this is from 2019 but the hair here still looks amazing and the face is so subtle and soft but beautiful

this is a doll leaves doll! I dont actually know when/why/how she was made, because i got the photo from a message i sent a friend talking about how pretty she was . which she is. the amount of detail being given to such a small canvas. her maeup is so intricate and delicate and amazing, complimented bu the hair and accessories. the colour of her eyes... the chosen colours. I would actually kill for this doll. she is so so so pretty. the long lashes, the painted brows the green tears. oh my god.

i find this maskcatdoll- maskcatdoll x blackbunny se doll to be so adorable and pretty. i love the face sculpt, the slight roundedness, the eye shape, her head wear is also so cute and dont even get me started on that absotely adorable dress. this face sculpt makes me so happy though. for the overall sculpt i also really love the leg shape that she has, something very cute about it.

also maskcat. this is joy. i love her outfit, i think its balance is really nice. she has a cute little bob. again love the maskcat legs- you cant see it here but i love how she looks posed, theres a few photos of her arms being posed that are adorable and so stunning to me. i like how her outfit looks in posed positions. and who does not love a horse ride

:( none of my photos of joy will post :(

I have a whoooole bunch of other dream dolls but i will leave it at that for tonight.

[mjfass]

“For everyone in WWE, AEW means not having to work in monopoly conditions. It means more options, which means more leverage, which means more money. (And I’ll take a wild guess and say better treatment.) And for wrestlers outside those two companies, AEW matters not just because it exists, but because of how it exists. Listen … if you google me, I think it says I’m 5'11" — but we all know that’s horsesh*t. I’m like 5'8", guys. And this is a place where, simply put, a 5'8" Jew can be world champ. If you know wrestling history then you know that’s a big deal and why.”— MJF

[rosesinbloom7love]

Motoyasu & Naofumi have been arguing constantly and Itsuki is tired of their sh*t.

*The heroes and their parties are traveling to meet the queen at a certain location. Meanwhile, Naofumi and Motoyasu have been arguing the entire trip. Mainly due to Motoyasu repeatedly provoking Naofumi. Itsuki has just about had it*

Naofumi: Will you give it a rest already!

Motoyasu: I will, once you tell me what secret cheat you use!

Naofumi: For the hundredth time! There. Is. No. Secret.! I have not been using any cheats!

Motoyasu: Bull!

Naofumi: You know what! If you can't handle this, then just turn this carriage around and drop me off first!

Motoyasu: What are you gonna do!? You gonna walk back to the castle!?

Naofumi: I will do anything, if it gets me away from you!

Itsuki: CHILDREN! CHILDREN! CHILDREN!

Motoyasu: ...

Naofumi: ...

Itsuki: This interminable bickering was amusing at first, but it's getting very stale and we've still got a long journey ahead of us.

Itsuki: So, why don't you two cut the horsesh*t and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another?

Motoyasu: Whoa!

Naofumi: You are way off base, Itsuki!

Itsuki: Oh, spare me, spare me, spare me!

Itsuki: *Looks at Naofumi* Yes, yes, he's a brute. I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship. And, gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down, but admit it. You're real curious to know what he's like in the sack!

Naofumi: *Angrily Blushing*

Itsuki: *Pointing at Motoyasu* And you!

Motoyasu: *Flinches*

Itsuki: HA! Well, you're just a big manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings, because the last time you opened your heart you got hurt. Owie.

Itsuki: And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual.

Itsuki: So, please, for my sake! Either quit your bickering, or pull over, tear off those clothes, AND GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!

Naofumi: *Stunned silence*

Motoyasu: *Stunned silence*

*Motoyasu and Naofumi did not say a word for the rest of the journey*

[kdnotkevindurant]

Bline: And I will be dressed as the Statue of Liberty! I bet you didn't know that came from France!

Brittnay: Actually, I did know that, Blaine. But do you know what didn't come from France?

Shay: (cut-away) And boom goes the dynamite.

Brittnay: ...This motherf*cking, beret-wearing, boyfriend stealing, giggling, stuttering piece of Canadian horsesh*t! Yeah I said it! F*ck you Saison Margeurite! F*ck you, f*ck your boyfriend, and f*ck the f*cking fetus that's growing inside of the disease-ridden void that you call a goddamn womb. And f*ck you Shay Van Buren! F*ck you you sh*tty glob of donkey c*m! I hope you burn in hell for the sh*tty things you did today, because you are not the least bit sneaky, you're not the least bit clever, and your only talent is opening your legs to penises that would rather be inside of me!

[elkcrown]

horsesh

[eorzea80]

"Skies one could drown in..." IRL Pryne update. Dad got out of the hospital about a week ago...and went back nearly immediately because he kept falling. Between the ambulance call, getting him admitted, bringing his gear to the hospital, and checking in with his care team, we spent about 20-ish hours awake. If I hadn't woken up for my customary "biphasic sleep" cycle, I wouldn't have gotten the call from my Mom that something was really wrong. He's just...so depleted. He's not eating or sleeping enough to sustain, so they're keeping him there to monitor his habits and try and coax him back to something approaching "normal." The thought that is if we can get him regulated enough to fix his low blood pressure, low blood sugar, dehydration, that his behavioral struggles might finally abate. And what do I do when I have lots of idle time in a high-stress situation? ESCAPE "TO A DREAM WORLD OF MAGIC." - The Lonely Island. Speaking of a "lonely island," this time I was "Walkin' in [Elpis]," as I continually hummed to myself every time I equipped my Sophist's Robe glam. I finally got to meet Mommy Venat and Papa Emet-Selch and your pretty Uncle Hythlodaeus who works on Broadway and can't make it to the family reunion [true story]. Your favorite Cousin Hermes is all grown up and really cute, but you're not going to say that out loud to anyone because it seems like he's got enough on his plate without you embarrassing him. Meteion is the new baby of the family that your aunts and uncles insist you babysit because it's "good training" or some horsesh*t, but you don't mind that much because she's pretty entertaining for a little kid. This is all to say I'm having a really good time in Elpis, in spite of the well known foreboding vibes. I am, however, feeling a little stuck. I'm at 90 with my "DragOOOoooOOn" (sung to the tune of the old Yahoo theme), but my Bard and Machinist are just...not there yet. I'd hate to continue the MSQ and dump all that EXP into the toilet, but it might take a few days to catch up on my other jobs. None of this matters, because Venat just keeps kicking my butt like I poured Kool-Aid all over her brand-new kitchen tablecloth [true story]. This game and this blog have been an outlet. The relative anonymity and sense of kinship with the FFXIV community, although seemingly at cross purposes with each other, have been a huge help. The complexity and stigma surrounding my Dad's condition makes it hard to share with IRL support systems; to wit, I'm not sure anyone from my extended family knows. To be able to write about it here, RP in game, or just escape the situation for a few hours by watching cutscenes; it's really appreciated. Now...*sharp intake of breath*...time to grind because I DEFINITELY spent 250K Gil making a Southern Seas shirt to live my Best Jimmy Buffett Life (RIP).

[rustasche]

I had a weird dream last night about the Pens.

So I won these exclusive passes to be behind the bench during one of the games, but before the game I was in the locker room and got to hear Sully speak to the team to pep them up. And then unexpected he gave me these medals and I was really embarrassed! Then Rusty walked past me and said "that's a good one to get" but it was so cheeky ughhhh.

And then I didn't know this but the prize also included skating with them during warmups and I was TERRIFIED because I am utter horsesh*t at ice skating (ironically) so literally I was just like sliding all over the place.

After I met up with my mom and we watched the game from this weird back room (which why tf wouldn't the viewing be better with the prize facepalm).

It was a cool dream though, I was sad to wake up.

[maguro13-2]

Satsuki : Alright. I can go super form with Junketsu in an instant. If we can do this together, we can stop our Mom from destroying the world and get this over with!

Ryuko : Sweet! Ready, Satsuki?

Satsuki : Ready when you are!

[BGM : SA2 (Ver. B+C) by Jun Senoue]

Satsuki : I so can't wait to see this happening! Just you wait mother, this is what you get for trying using me like a tool.

Ryuko : Here goes nothing! Prepare for the ultimate transformation!

*Transform*

Ryuko : Awesome! I have my very own super-form! This is what Japan feels like to have super forms that aren't even Super Saiyans! I can't wait to pull that Shadow crap from behind! So it's gonna be cool looking battle for all the reason that I kick every man's balls in one setting!

Ryuko : How do you like the new transformation, Satsuki?

Satsuki : Uhhh...I don't think I have a super form.

*record scratch*

Ryuko : What!? You're in your birthday suit again? DAMN IT!

Ryuko : Sorry about that, sister. I guess that clothing of yours did not have the power to go into super state. I have no idea what birthday suits feels like.

Nonon : Why bother going to a nudist park in Germany?

Ryuko : Well, to be honest with you. The writer had some weird stuff going on with the fanservice thing coming along. Welp, I'm off to fight mom on my own.

*DBZ SFX : Boost off*

Satsuki : You're lucky that I was paid enough for to stop bad blood from this happening! What? What are you looking at? Junketsu has no super state, it was a false advertising move. Stop looking at my cakes! I don't want to mind anyone seeing my birthday suit!

*later*

Ryuko : Alright, now that we stopped Mom, ended our cursed pasts, stop all this horsesh*t, and we can all go home. Thanks to my best friend, Senketsu!

Satsuki : Yes, we can go home. Except nobody is looking at us with no clothes on.

Senketsu : Wait what?

*Classic Sonic Hit Sound*

Ryuko : Well, this stinks. At least, I still have my sis

Sonic : (laughing out naked) Hey look! It's the girl who saved the world have gone buck naked!

Shadow : Get a load of this!

*everyone laughs at the naked KLk characters*

Mario : Nice squishy tushies, ladies!

Killua : We can see your nice bods from over here!

Yosuke : Hey there, Nature girls. Your true nature is showing!

Eggman : Nice cakes, nerds!

Ryuko : Stop laughing! Stop laughinga at us! I only did it the best I could! Stop laughing at us!

*everybody continues laughing*

[BGM : FLOWER'S FALL by Yutaka Minobe]

Ryuko : *furious* Curse you, writer of the show... CURSE YOU!!! (Voice echoed)

*Scenario ends in reality*

Ryuko : And that's why I converted to yurinism and nudism.

Mako : That's a really great story about it, but don't you think that you forgot about blowing out the flames of Not Pandora?

*Sees Ryuko's place on fire*

Ryuko : What?

*MGS EXCLAMATION MARK*

Ryuko : GOD DAMN IT! WHO BURNED MY PLACE DOWN!?

Shinra : (To Maka) I told you that was a bad idea for this!

Maka : I wish I never existed to do something for you.

Shinra : Shut it. At least they called us for emergency here.

[inparenth]

Solstice Night (Story by J. Sabatini)

Joshua Sabatini was born in Hartford, Connecticut. In October 2002, he moved to San Francisco, California. He's currently on retreat in Katama, Massachusetts. His 2023 published writings include “Jack and the Trumpet” in Rock Salt Journal and “The Horsesh

Joshua Sabatini was born in Hartford, Connecticut. In October 2002, he moved to San Francisco, California. He’s currently on retreat in Katama, Massachusetts. His 2023 published writings include “Jack and the Trumpet” in Rock Salt Journal and “The Horseshoe Crab’s Supplication” in Gabby and Min’s Literary Review. In 2024, his poem “Quansoo” was published by Local Gems Press in the Massachusetts…

[scorpiorisingonthehorizon]

Is it necessary to have physical beauty to make a man of the Scorpio sign fall in love? Scorpio men only like pretty women. Who told you that ? Ridiculous. The thing is; scorpios just have high standards. We don't let just anyone into our life. You have to pass a mental test. Scorpios would hate to end up with someone who's just plain dumb… (no offence)

We tend to probe the depths of someone's psyche and we highly value people that have something to offer… besides mere outwardly beauty and physical appearance. There's got to be something brooding underneath that pretty exterior, the “surface"… the hood, so to speak.

Usually scorpios tend to go for the people that have largely gone “unnoticed”. Whether or not other people fail to notice someone's worth, doesn't mean they don't possess it… in spades.

We observe. We bide our time. We will watch and follow them closely, patiently waiting to strike…

But there has GOT to be something that will draw us in. Like moths to a flame, there's got to be some kind of inner fire inside. If there's nothing there, don't expect us to notice or acknowledge you, or even look at you. We will simply just… pretend like you don't even exist.

Whether that is presented in a lovely package or not, it's still what's inside the package that counts. You can wrap a pretty little bow around it, but we’ll know pretty much straightaway if the package is filled with horsesh*t. And we'll gladly return to sender.

scorpio-man-secretly-in-love

He responds well to your advances If you make it clear that you’re interested in him, he will usually respond favorably. If he didn’t want anything to do with you, he would make it abundantly clear. But if he’s secretly in love with you, he may not make a move himself, but he will let you know that he’s interested.

He pays attention to the little things A Scorpio man is known for being a very detail-oriented person. So, if he’s paying attention to the little things about you, it might be a sign that he’s secretly in love with you.

What Scorpio male wants in a woman Support and loyalty.

Nowadays old school values seems a bit outdated, but if you follow them, he’ll be at your side in thick and thin. Be a real woman. That can be soft, elegant, sexy.

If a Scorpio takes time to know you, he's interested. Character is a scorpions weakness, someone who is comfortable being themselves. There is no molding yourself to fit me either you do from the start or its fake.

Service with love and momentary affection and ever smiling and never failing ,encouraging attitude. Since it's water sign ,one has latent longingness of mother's affection in a woman.

[the-eternal-quest-for-balance]

Drone arrests | LiveNOW from FOX

So the Boston PD has the technology to locate the drones however the United States Military and entire Federal Government couldn’t.

Exactly what kind of happy horsesh*t is that ??????

[writer59january13]

Poetic letter Putin the electric kool aid acid test results into action...

when president elect Donald John Trump sworn in vowing to accept the following pledge. "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States," whose surprise come from behind winning as commander in chief ten days after Tuesday, November 5, 2024

doth stymie and stump the writer of these words, who would much prefer leader of our free webbed wide world a character like Forrest Gump.

I find myself dumbfounded

and not trying to be a smart ass

foo fighting generic humble sitting on his rump, nevertheless, I rather imagine (fire breathing snapping) dragon, whose known fearsomeness clearly recognized versus accompanying, (albeit riding shotgun) in his swiftly tailored harried stylied customized reo speedwagon freshly minted forty seventh president as he cozies up with top three notch totalitarian rulers of the webbed wide world such as Ali Hosseini Khamenei,

Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un for starters.

Soon - once dominion wrought

upon peoples of these United States freedom of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness will find inalienable rights

enshrining Declaration of Independence

and Constitution well taut flag rent internecine conflict pitting free soilers against slave owners

and rendered all for nought countless young lives sacrificed upon hallowed ground, where vicious battles fought, and feverishly achieved courtesy unimagined beastie boys nsync with cutting crew witnessed progressive solutions with grievous social issues,

but now that big bad Don secured a majority of 270 electoral votes required to elect as POTUS, (and did you notice absent accusation of rigged elections?), where gubernatorial celebrants swigged one after another draught of legitimacy to lampoon

anybody and everybody at will invariably kindle sophisticated wordsmiths, who possess an incisive wit and wisdom would showcase their adroit skill in their zeal to fulminate against self appointed dictatorial henchmen as bitter pill wickedly spewing phlegm out nostril demanding theatrical performances

attendance required or else lest one get hashtagged as linkedin

with subversive nasty happy horsesh*t

as stipulated in their handbill addressed to each person electronically and courtesy hard copy individually courtesy autofill utilizing a generic template to pronounce all future edicts.

Away thinly veiled threats to wreak havoc and foment spoiled Christmas

for the next four years, whereby maybe Santa in league with reindeer and elves

can arrange for Cruella to feign being his long lost sis before he gets his bear size paws

on documents painstakingly drafted

against British sovereignty over fate of thirteen colonies to relish contra dancing at all hours of the day and night (watch for ContraCopia Saturday, November 30, 2024 - 2:00 pm until 11:00 pm)

where all proceeds go to raise fiddler on the roof atop complex edifice,

where wild asparagus throve,

and swallowtail butterflies

flitted to and fro, hither and yon totally oblivious, judicious, fractious, capricious, and adventitious dramatic changing of the guard

upholding fledgling recipe for Norwegian bachelor farmers forefathers/mothers to jump/ kick started democracy.