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corromon · 2 years ago
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Silly A Horse
Shes better at other questions. Like how many apples can she fit in her mouth.
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bloody-teared-angel · 8 months ago
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*sigh* Here we go.
DO NOT SENT ANY SORT OF HATE TO THIS PERSON, I DO NOT CONDONE ANY IF THIS BEHAVIOR!!!!
So um.... Since this person assumed about OP, I'm gonna do the same thing - if the gay man is R2 - no, I think they are talking about Brandon - gay man of color, than rewieving means nothing on the first draft because Brandon has an offensive type of humor, and the person who storyboarded it is R2, who has a SA and r* kink.
And judging by Vivziepop's behavior on Twitter, she does what she wants, whenever she wants and her unable to accept any sort of criticism, it is safe to assume, even if someone told her, 'Hey, this is too much' she wouldn't take them at their word anyway.
I'm going to repeat what everyone said multiple times so we are clear on this - No one cares, that Viv and R2 are into SA kink. No one cares, that Viv and R2 are into r* kink. We don't mind that they are exploring darker themes, our issue is HOW they are doing it.
Pausing mid-rant to get this out of the way. Those who felt seen and represented by ep4 and AD situation, you are valid and power to you. Those who felt NOT represented and triggered by ep4 and AD situation and how it was handled, you are valid and power to you. Both sides are valid and those who felt triggered DO NOT owe Vivienne Medrano any sort of apology.
Back to the rant, as I was saying, our issue is that we are supposed to take it seriously one episode and then make a joke out of it two episodes later.
As once great character said before bring butchered by awful writing: "Everything before the word 'but' is horsesh*t."
The sentence: 'I agree Sir Pentious joke was in bad taste.' Should have ended there and would've been fine. Now I can't tell if they are being genuine or not. (TLDR I personally don't hate kink (unless it is absolutely vile and harmful), yet I can't speak for everyone here - ignore the double negative)
And that person is assuming that OP of said post is not an SA victim, which, first of all: Why? Second: We can't share opinions or disagree with something if it hadn't happened to us? If that's the case, then writers, who didn't experience those things, can't write about them. Sound fair right?
(I didn't mention this at the beginning, there's this thing I find funny about this person is that they've been on SEVERAL critical posts with their replies deleted because many people were like 'TF you doin' here?')
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photos-of-everyday-life · 2 days ago
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Horsesh*t.
Monument Valley, 2025.
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mjfass · 1 year ago
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“For everyone in WWE, AEW means not having to work in monopoly conditions. It means more options, which means more leverage, which means more money. (And I’ll take a wild guess and say better treatment.) And for wrestlers outside those two companies, AEW matters not just because it exists, but because of how it exists. Listen … if you google me, I think it says I’m 5'11" — but we all know that’s horsesh*t. I’m like 5'8", guys. And this is a place where, simply put, a 5'8" Jew can be world champ. If you know wrestling history then you know that’s a big deal and why.”— MJF
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rosesinbloom7love · 2 years ago
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Motoyasu & Naofumi have been arguing constantly and Itsuki is tired of their sh*t.
*The heroes and their parties are traveling to meet the queen at a certain location. Meanwhile, Naofumi and Motoyasu have been arguing the entire trip. Mainly due to Motoyasu repeatedly provoking Naofumi. Itsuki has just about had it*
Naofumi: Will you give it a rest already!
Motoyasu: I will, once you tell me what secret cheat you use!
Naofumi: For the hundredth time! There. Is. No. Secret.! I have not been using any cheats!
Motoyasu: Bull!
Naofumi: You know what! If you can't handle this, then just turn this carriage around and drop me off first!
Motoyasu: What are you gonna do!? You gonna walk back to the castle!?
Naofumi: I will do anything, if it gets me away from you!
Itsuki: CHILDREN! CHILDREN! CHILDREN!
Motoyasu: ...
Naofumi: ...
Itsuki: This interminable bickering was amusing at first, but it's getting very stale and we've still got a long journey ahead of us.
Itsuki: So, why don't you two cut the horsesh*t and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another?
Motoyasu: Whoa!
Naofumi: You are way off base, Itsuki!
Itsuki: Oh, spare me, spare me, spare me!
Itsuki: *Looks at Naofumi* Yes, yes, he's a brute. I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship. And, gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down, but admit it. You're real curious to know what he's like in the sack!
Naofumi: *Angrily Blushing*
Itsuki: *Pointing at Motoyasu* And you!
Motoyasu: *Flinches*
Itsuki: HA! Well, you're just a big manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings, because the last time you opened your heart you got hurt. Owie.
Itsuki: And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual.
Itsuki: So, please, for my sake! Either quit your bickering, or pull over, tear off those clothes, AND GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!
Naofumi: *Stunned silence*
Motoyasu: *Stunned silence*
*Motoyasu and Naofumi did not say a word for the rest of the journey*
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kdnotkevindurant · 2 years ago
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Bline: And I will be dressed as the Statue of Liberty! I bet you didn't know that came from France!
Brittnay: Actually, I did know that, Blaine. But do you know what didn't come from France?
Shay: (cut-away) And boom goes the dynamite.
Brittnay: ...This motherf*cking, beret-wearing, boyfriend stealing, giggling, stuttering piece of Canadian horsesh*t! Yeah I said it! F*ck you Saison Margeurite! F*ck you, f*ck your boyfriend, and f*ck the f*cking fetus that's growing inside of the disease-ridden void that you call a goddamn womb. And f*ck you Shay Van Buren! F*ck you you sh*tty glob of donkey c*m! I hope you burn in hell for the sh*tty things you did today, because you are not the least bit sneaky, you're not the least bit clever, and your only talent is opening your legs to penises that would rather be inside of me!
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elk-scribe · 1 year ago
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eorzea80 · 1 year ago
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"Skies one could drown in..." IRL Pryne update. Dad got out of the hospital about a week ago...and went back nearly immediately because he kept falling. Between the ambulance call, getting him admitted, bringing his gear to the hospital, and checking in with his care team, we spent about 20-ish hours awake. If I hadn't woken up for my customary "biphasic sleep" cycle, I wouldn't have gotten the call from my Mom that something was really wrong. He's just...so depleted. He's not eating or sleeping enough to sustain, so they're keeping him there to monitor his habits and try and coax him back to something approaching "normal." The thought that is if we can get him regulated enough to fix his low blood pressure, low blood sugar, dehydration, that his behavioral struggles might finally abate. And what do I do when I have lots of idle time in a high-stress situation? ESCAPE "TO A DREAM WORLD OF MAGIC." - The Lonely Island. Speaking of a "lonely island," this time I was "Walkin' in [Elpis]," as I continually hummed to myself every time I equipped my Sophist's Robe glam. I finally got to meet Mommy Venat and Papa Emet-Selch and your pretty Uncle Hythlodaeus who works on Broadway and can't make it to the family reunion [true story]. Your favorite Cousin Hermes is all grown up and really cute, but you're not going to say that out loud to anyone because it seems like he's got enough on his plate without you embarrassing him. Meteion is the new baby of the family that your aunts and uncles insist you babysit because it's "good training" or some horsesh*t, but you don't mind that much because she's pretty entertaining for a little kid. This is all to say I'm having a really good time in Elpis, in spite of the well known foreboding vibes. I am, however, feeling a little stuck. I'm at 90 with my "DragOOOoooOOn" (sung to the tune of the old Yahoo theme), but my Bard and Machinist are just...not there yet. I'd hate to continue the MSQ and dump all that EXP into the toilet, but it might take a few days to catch up on my other jobs. None of this matters, because Venat just keeps kicking my butt like I poured Kool-Aid all over her brand-new kitchen tablecloth [true story]. This game and this blog have been an outlet. The relative anonymity and sense of kinship with the FFXIV community, although seemingly at cross purposes with each other, have been a huge help. The complexity and stigma surrounding my Dad's condition makes it hard to share with IRL support systems; to wit, I'm not sure anyone from my extended family knows. To be able to write about it here, RP in game, or just escape the situation for a few hours by watching cutscenes; it's really appreciated. Now...*sharp intake of breath*...time to grind because I DEFINITELY spent 250K Gil making a Southern Seas shirt to live my Best Jimmy Buffett Life (RIP).
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rustasche · 2 years ago
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I had a weird dream last night about the Pens.
So I won these exclusive passes to be behind the bench during one of the games, but before the game I was in the locker room and got to hear Sully speak to the team to pep them up. And then unexpected he gave me these medals and I was really embarrassed! Then Rusty walked past me and said "that's a good one to get" but it was so cheeky ughhhh.
And then I didn't know this but the prize also included skating with them during warmups and I was TERRIFIED because I am utter horsesh*t at ice skating (ironically) so literally I was just like sliding all over the place.
After I met up with my mom and we watched the game from this weird back room (which why tf wouldn't the viewing be better with the prize facepalm).
It was a cool dream though, I was sad to wake up.
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freakinname · 2 years ago
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Unpopular Opinion
Sometimes, I feel like I really antagonized My Hero and Fairy Tail, a lot. Out of all the animes I've watched, these two series have the most flaws in my opinion. I don't like MHA cuz, I feel like almost everyone in that world are like homelander or Nazis cuz, those people really like to picked on those who are weak/no power and they became so obssesed with quirks to the point that they became corrupt and lazy! FT on the other hand, those people really like to screw thing up, a lot! It's like they're retarded f*cks or something with power of friendship and all that bullsh*t. I feel like they're reckless hippies with all that "power of friendship" horsesh*t. The series feels like My Little Pony with fanservice! Also the series isn't plot focused, it feels comepletly random! It's it romance? adventure? slice of life? it feels comepletely random! Look, I understand Horikoshi cuz he's growing/didn't have any time and while Mashima..... look, quit harrasing him with those parings! Mashima is a MANGAKA! not a ROMANCER! Thank god, I didn't read 100 yq cuz, it feel like an excuse for the "Big 4 ships" to happen just to please fans.(Although, I'm not a fan of the "big 4" pairs). Again, Just telling you that I don't hate FT or MHA, it's just that those series have so many flaws for me. I mean My Hero and Fairy Tail could be good, but then turn to sh*t later on. There, I said it! Sorry about me rambling about those series. If you wanna be mad at me, that's fine. This is just my personal opinion, that's all.
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Drone arrests | LiveNOW from FOX
So the Boston PD has the technology to locate the drones however the United States Military and entire Federal Government couldn’t.
Exactly what kind of happy horsesh*t is that ??????
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writer59january13 · 1 month ago
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Poetic letter Putin the electric kool aid acid test results into action...
when president elect Donald John Trump sworn in vowing to accept the following pledge. "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States," whose surprise come from behind winning as commander in chief ten days after Tuesday, November 5, 2024
doth stymie and stump the writer of these words, who would much prefer leader of our free webbed wide world a character like Forrest Gump.
I find myself dumbfounded
and not trying to be a smart ass
foo fighting generic humble sitting on his rump, nevertheless, I rather imagine (fire breathing snapping) dragon, whose known fearsomeness clearly recognized versus accompanying, (albeit riding shotgun) in his swiftly tailored harried stylied customized reo speedwagon freshly minted forty seventh president as he cozies up with top three notch totalitarian rulers of the webbed wide world such as Ali Hosseini Khamenei,
Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un for starters.
Soon - once dominion wrought
upon peoples of these United States freedom of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness will find inalienable rights
enshrining Declaration of Independence
and Constitution well taut flag rent internecine conflict pitting free soilers against slave owners
and rendered all for nought countless young lives sacrificed upon hallowed ground, where vicious battles fought, and feverishly achieved courtesy unimagined beastie boys nsync with cutting crew witnessed progressive solutions with grievous social issues,
but now that big bad Don secured a majority of 270 electoral votes required to elect as POTUS, (and did you notice absent accusation of rigged elections?), where gubernatorial celebrants swigged one after another draught of legitimacy to lampoon
anybody and everybody at will invariably kindle sophisticated wordsmiths, who possess an incisive wit and wisdom would showcase their adroit skill in their zeal to fulminate against self appointed dictatorial henchmen as bitter pill wickedly spewing phlegm out nostril demanding theatrical performances
attendance required or else lest one get hashtagged as linkedin
with subversive nasty happy horsesh*t
as stipulated in their handbill addressed to each person electronically and courtesy hard copy individually courtesy autofill utilizing a generic template to pronounce all future edicts.
Away thinly veiled threats to wreak havoc and foment spoiled Christmas
for the next four years, whereby maybe Santa in league with reindeer and elves
can arrange for Cruella to feign being his long lost sis before he gets his bear size paws
on documents painstakingly drafted
against British sovereignty over fate of thirteen colonies to relish contra dancing at all hours of the day and night (watch for ContraCopia Saturday, November 30, 2024 - 2:00 pm until 11:00 pm)
where all proceeds go to raise fiddler on the roof atop complex edifice,
where wild asparagus throve,
and swallowtail butterflies
flitted to and fro, hither and yon totally oblivious, judicious, fractious, capricious, and adventitious dramatic changing of the guard
upholding fledgling recipe for Norwegian bachelor farmers forefathers/mothers to jump/ kick started democracy.
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herr-paulmann · 11 months ago
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HELL YEAH NIGHTSHADE!!
@thatdogmagic could you explain LLMs to me?
I tried looking it up but I ended up on a Website (Algolia) that says things like: "Generative AI can be defined as artificial intelligence focused on creating models with the ability to produce original content, such as images, music, or text."
Which, from what I understand about AI is Horsesh*t...
Good.
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the-firebird69 · 5 months ago
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Camilla is disappointed but she thinks that Biden is right and she hears our son doing there but Brian going there and beat the s*** out of him and that's what he's going to do everybody's kind of looking forward to that because this guy is such a dick. And of course we mean Trump I've never heard anybody say so many squares and so little time in my life on TV he heard that Biden is dropping out and he's calling him a pussy... He started saying with a grimace that I'll be blamed for it and you can hear it in the audience damn straight and you better believe it and we're already blaming you and you are to blame and you're this a****** all that s*** is coming out of people you chased him off you ruined it we had a good thing now you're going to try and escape you're going to try and scapegoat him for all that s*** you were doing to the max and it's not going to work and people are after you for it that man is a decent man and you were helping to ruin the clan there are wonderful people and Camilla is a joy to be around she has a great sense of humor she loves her son and nephew and he loves her back and we had something great and he wants to ruin that and they're screaming it and they're yelling for him to drop out of the race and he's saying I don't think I should then I have to then no way we can rebuild it or what is it horseshed and they didn't laugh everybody started screaming it and said you've been sick too and you're a dick and you're stupid they started to yell and scream we want you out and it became a chant and he's supposed to be at his convention by the way and people don't like him we thought your idea was good and we heard cheeseman and they would have a fight internally and it would be mild by comparison and a lot of people like the fact that you're not trying to cause huge problems and thought it was him and thought it was a cool idea and cheeseman might run and he was running but now he says I'll run as Trump soda and that's actually a safety and he says I sort of get something he knows about and said not really I thought it would be a clever thing for you to do and it's what Brian did and he's probably screwing around with Biden still and he messed him up and it's this master and apprentice stuff and Trump knows how to break things down he doesn't know how to make them work and people are upset with him and so I'm saying it we do see this and we are getting to work and we are going to go after this useless person next door who is making a mess out of things not necessarily Oxford he's a he's a walking disaster and he's asking for it and he's got his mouth full of insults when really he's paving the way for him to get swamped with calls.
We have some things to report but we're going to print and we do think that Camilla might drop out and it is because of the danger
Thor Freya
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who-is-shades · 7 months ago
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I cast magic on every current and future clone to make it so current shades cant hurt them.
thats horsesh-
rawr i live!
fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou-
does this mean i own the trunk now?
i want ice cream!
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rashfordxbruno · 8 months ago
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Utter horsesh*t performance. Thanks for the fifth place, Skinner. 🙄
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