#hope you guys like it! please dont take this too seriously lol

[sometimes-online]

🟥🟥RED FLAGS (this songs a bop )🟥🟥

[f1rodrigo]

the mclaren boy mystery | part two

l. norris / o. piastri

summary: in which your boyfriend is a formula one driver for team mclaren and when you finally decide it's time to start hinting to the world, the internet is confused on exactly which driver is your boyfriend. pairing: social media au || lando norris / oscar piastri x reader fc: jazmyn makenna

a/n: sorry this took a little longer than i expected! it was so fun to make though. i didn't want to say who she's actually with because i feel like it's fun for the readers to have to figure that out too! so please share any guesses you have lol i'm interested to see what people think the outcome will be. hope you enjoy and thank you sm for reading<3

part one | part three

sweet relief series | valentine's day drabble

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yourusername happy birthday to my favorite brother, i love you and am so grateful to know i have someone in my life who looks after me like you do<3 here's my fav pics of us of course they're all racing related lol, our first love

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yourbrother "my favorite brother"... As far as I know I am your only brother 😐

⤷ yourusername 🥱🥱🥱🥱 technicalities

yourbrother Thank you least favorite sister, miss those days. Have to get back out on the karting track, been too long since I've beaten you

⤷ yourusername been too long since you've been beaten, you mean?

⤷ yourbrother Yeah, yeah we'll let the track times speak for themselves

⤷ user1 ok but we have to admit the brother sister banter is kind of adorable

⤷ user2 no bc she seems so sweet 😭

user3 nah because what is max verstappen doing in this girls likes now????

⤷ user4 and the plot thickens 😯

user5 she saw everyone calling her a fake f1 fan and said take a look at this

user6 yn hater club how you guys feeling right about now

⤷ user7 🤡🤡🤡🤡

user8 honestly kind of hope she's dating one of them

⤷ user9 yall switch up so fast please 😭😭

user10 seriously..... you HAD to only post f1 related photos lmfao so totally pandering to the landoscar fans

user11 f1 school of wags next graduate

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landonorris DOUBLE PODIUM!!!!!!!! couldn't have asked for a better race, congrats @/oscarpiastri and a huge thanks as always to @/mclaren 🧡

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user1 I SAY THATS MY BABY AND IM SO PROUD 😭

user2 mclaren double podium... oh i used to pray for times like these

user3 oscar piastri you are insane omfg

user4 MY POOKIES LOOK AT THEM !!!!!!!!! 🫂

user5 save me landoscar SAVE ME

yourusername jumping up and down screaming and crying losing my mind

⤷ landonorris you should probably get that checked out....

⤷ user6 THATS IT, ITS YN AND LANDO IM CALLING IT

⤷ user7 nah nah nah this is so giving gf of the bestie banter

⤷ user8 agreed hopping on the oscaryn train 💪🏻

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yourusername added to their story

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yourusername qatar gp smiles <3 practice timeeee

📸 @/kellypiquet

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kellypiquet so beautiful

⤷ yourusername all you

landonorris eye spy a mclaren car down there?

⤷ yourusername ? i just see a tractor

⤷ landonorris not funny. 😐

⤷ yourusername i certainly laughed

⤷ oscarpiastri same actually

⤷ user1 i dont know how much longer i can take this

⤷ user2 GUYSSSS i am telling you its so oscaryn

⤷ user3 WHAT literally look at the Proof its so landoyn 🥱

⤷ user4 i am giggling we're literally in a shipwar

user5 she's so pretty i'm sorry guys i love her 😵‍💫

⤷ user6 well yes!

user7 patiently waiting for one of the mcl boys to main feed post her then we know for sure ‼️

⤷ user8 at this rate it still won't clear anything up

lilymhe miss u beautiful

⤷ yourusername omg i miss u more ms lily

⤷ user9 she has The wag stamp of approval WE MOVE!

user10 theres four e's at the end of 'time'....... landos number is 4 i've got it guys 😃😃

⤷ user11 seek medical attention STAT

⤷ user12 bro thinks this is a taylor swift album release

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yourusername oscar piastri sprint race winner AND mclaren double podium, better start calling me the good luck charm

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user1 nah bc you're onto something.....

user2 she can't be serious 😐

⤷ user3 well no shit it's just an instagram caption

user4 i cannot be the only one who finds the caption extremely weird

⤷ user5 nah i'm with you i've never liked her 🙄

⤷ user6 its just so odd like forcing yourself into the mclaren narrative completely taking away from the boys achievements writing it off as your own doing...

⤷ user7 omfg yall are so dramatic just say you're jealous they're not dating you lmfao

⤷ user8 no fr because it is not that serious it's clearly a joke like she loves them cmon now

mclaren BRB getting your paddock passes for the duration of the season

⤷ yourusername i'm giggling, i love you guys 😙

⤷ user9 see mclaren is fine with it so yall should be too

⤷ user10 now i'm going to need all the haters to sit DOWN and shut the fuck UP

oscarpiastri wait can you send me that picture

⤷ yourusername i literally did already but okay

⤷ oscarpiastri ok could do with less attitude

⤷ yourusername you have not seen real attitude piastri

⤷ oscarpiastri 😧

⤷ user11 i think this just converted me to team oscar

⤷ user12 nah this is literally landoyn confirmation

landonorris 🍀

⤷ user13 i am picking up what he's putting down

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part one | part three

sweet relief series | valentine's day drabble

taglist:

@landoscar-f1 , @urfavnoirette , @imsiriuslyreal

[naomijoestar]

⋆.ೃ JJBA SCENARIOS ࿔*:･

Masterlist here <3

genre: cute, funny

warnings: none

characters: josuke, koichi, okuyasu, rohan

notes: GN!reader, also reader and character are in a relationship in this scenario // if you guys have any requests for me to write scenarios for any characters you like pls lmk i would love to write for anyone! (my only condition is no nsfw requests for underage characters, i don’t mind sfw romance for them tho) // also tysm araki for creating okuyasu you guys dont know how much i love that silly

The duwang gang reacts to their S/O asking them “would you still love me if i was a worm”

Josuke Higashikata

He would probably be confused but play along to show off that he got that charm and humor hehe

“Huh? A worm? Why would you even—” He stops mid-sentence, his face breaking into a big grin.

“Well, I mean… if you were a worm, you’d still be you, right?” He scratches the back of his head, thinking.

“I’d probably find a way to use Crazy Diamond to, I dunno, turn you back into yourself or something. But yeah, I guess I’d still love you.” He smirks playfully “I’d just have to make sure you don’t get stepped on.”

I feel like he’s the type who would try to turn a weird question into a chance to make his partner laugh, all while showing his genuine care.

Koichi Hirose

“A w-worm?” His eyes widen in surprise, and his cheeks turn a little red.

“Well… I mean… if you were a worm, I’d have to figure out how that happened first! But even if you were, I’d—” He pauses, getting serious.

“I’d still care about you. You’re more than just what you look like… So, yeah, I would.” He gives a small, reassuring smile.

“And I’d probably study how to keep you safe in your new worm body too, just to be sure.”

Koichi would think it through and take it seriously, as he’s always concerned about his partner’s well-being.

Okuyasu Nijimura

This man is so confused 😭 would 100% overthink it, but not the bad kind of overthinking, just genuinely takes his time to think the question through even tho he rarely ever think but for you he will

“Wait, wait, a worm?” He stares at you, trying to process it, scratching his chin.

“Like, how small of a worm? One of those tiny ones or like a big one?” He furrows his brow in deep concentration, taking the question more seriously than intended.

“But, uh… yeah! Of course, I’d still love you. I mean, worms need love too, right?” He laughs, a bit awkward but genuine.

“I’d carry you around in a little jar or something so you don’t get squished.” He grins, proud of his solution.

“Maybe I could use The Hand to just, y’know, erase whatever turned you into a worm in the first place.”

Okuyasu would be a little slow to catch on but would totally commit to loving you, even as a worm, without a second thought.

Rohan Kishibe

You better stop annoying this man with stupid questions and let him get back to his mangas lol, he would respong with a mix of annoyance, but still caring in his own way; you’re his partner after all

“A worm? How dull.” He gives you an irritated look, folding his arms.

“Why would I ever waste my time loving a worm? They have no capacity for creativity, no ambition, no art—” He stops, seeing the look on your face, and sighs dramatically.

“But, I suppose if it’s you… I could make an exception.” He leans back, tapping his chin thoughtfully.

“Though, if you were a worm, I might have to document it for my manga. It could be quite the story: ‘The Worm I Loved.’” A smug grin spreads across his face.

“But remember, I’d expect you to still be interesting, even as a worm.”

Rohan would initially reject the idea, but ultimately, his affection for you would show, even if he frames it through his work.

Sorry if this was a bit short! I randomly thought of this but i hope you guys liked it <3 Please if you guys have any requests please go ahead I’ll write ang scenario for any JJBA character (obviously no nsfw for minors) Love y’all! Likes and reblogs are appreciated :)

[dragon-queen21]

this is a spur of the moment, no plannings going into this one because im not doing very well but shhh!!!!

(first off, im sorry i didnt say something sooner, ive been seeing your concerning posts lately. are you okay? seriously? i dont know if this is a line im crossing but if you want i could drop my blog if you ever need to vent. im sorry if thats too much i don’t understand things like this sometimes, but i genuinely hope your okay.)

but i wanna speak about lil sanji real bad, because i had a dream i was little and ive been having a lot of ideas about him lately and i need to project. also in honor of the sanji fan zine thats coming out (and that im totally not considering buying for 85 dollars as a early birthday gift) (or late since it ships in march lol)

- um idk i feel like hes a quiet little, especially before the crew found out he was a regressor, he doesnt really wanna talk, he just wants to be around someone. like i can see him pre coming out finishing like lunch or something and coming out and just sitting with nami and robin and theyre like “hello sanji kun do you need anything?” only to be confused when he doesnt start twirling like a love sick school girl.

^ or him going up to zoro PEACEFULLY and just plopping down and zoros fighting DEMONS not to say something brash and ruin the moment because sanjis clearly not in the mood, or if he looked close enough, not in the right headspace to deal with a attitude

-or even post coming out i imagine him just making everyone take a turn in holding him, not like pick up holding just. in the aquarium or something sitting on someones lap holding him close. give my guy some comfort PLEASE

- has one specific stuffed animal he keeps with him all the time. like first thing he asks for when hes tiny, f pacis, f sippys, give him his STUFFIE!!!!!!!!! youll never guess what it is (its a fish)

- i know a lot of people say sanji woukd be scared of the bigger members of the crew, and i so agree with that, but BUT the bigger members of the crew holding sanji like a actual baby? proportionally hes closer to the size of one if their hands

- no thoughts in this guys head, its just straight static. when hes younger, he has to like actually try to force two coherent thoughts together. i dont know he regresses really little a lot of the time, id say he stays closer to babyspace/toddlerspace than anything on the older side (he has so much trauma to work through)

ok im done im really sad so im gonna go to something productive to not. be sad byeebywwbyewww

📷

Thank you. I am just… having a time of it right now. People are… cruel, we’ll just leave it at that. And no your not crossing any line, if anything your words warmed my heart. I’m doing alright. Not the best not the worst just, fine.

I’m sorry you’re going through things as well :< We can suffer and be sad together <3

~~~

~I’ve seen talk about that zine floating around. 85 dollars is a lot but it would be fun to get.

Let me know if you do get it!

~“twirling like a love sick school girl.”

<- okay that made me chuckle. I can imgine there were so many alarm bells going off in their head. And maybe the just think that “oh Sanji’s… quiet”

~Zoro just aggressively chomping down on his sword and training to keep himself from saying something he knows will be stupud and unhelpful. And Sanji just seems so… soft and Zoro is like 95% sure this is some horrible mistake

~Attention starved. He’s just attention starved. Give the baby cuddles

~I’m quite partial towards the head canon of Zoro buying him a stuffed turtle. Sanji looking back and forth between Zoro and the plush before declaring “moss.” With no other explanation. Is that the plushes name? Is he just saying Zoro’s name? Who knows, certainly not Zoro.

~See I’m telling you. Caregiver Franky + babyspace Sanji. Just kdbjdbd best duo. (I just really really love cg Franky)

[stars-tonight]

hii !! can I please have a long haikyuu matchup? also can my anon emoji be: 🍥

ok so can it be a romantic pairing, and im female and my pronouns are she/her, and id like 2 be paired with a guy !!

characters I would not want to be paired with: asahi, tsuki..

my ideal partner: someone who is taller than me (im 5'6), and someone who is also funny, but also they are mature when they need to and smart but also can be childish and silly so we can like joke around ?? also someone who is hardworking

traits about myself: im shy when I'm with people i don't know like I dont say a word but im the opposite when I'm with people I know well like I won't shut up, im also funny and absolutely hilarious/j and I also get embarrassed, angry or upset so easily, like when my social battery is gone i get pissed a lot, and im nice but im only nice to people who are nice to me if that makes sense

hobbies!! : i love drawing, both traditional and digital and i also play video games, like roblox, the papa louie games and the haikyuu: touch the dream game!!

love language: giving for me is probably gift giving and acts of service/ quality time, and receiving would be acts of service and physical touch

ideal date: an ideal date for me would be like a nice walk around town and we could stop at a cafe or something, and feeding ducks in duck ponds and stuff and also buying a bunch of snacks and having a movie night in the evening

my mbti is infp, im a cat person, i hate people who are mean for no reason and i like rabbits and food and when i no homework left to do so I can just chill

sorry if this is a lot but thank you!! have the most amazing day!! <33

headcanons

🥛 daichi's 5'9 i think

🥛 he's more mature than silly but he also has a sense of humor yknow? doesn't take himself too seriously especially when he's not on captain or police duty

🥛 but he's for sure hardworking and super dedicated, he did so much for the karasuno team

🥛 daichi strikes me as really emotionally intelligent so he'd be great at helping you out in social situations lol

🥛 and when your social battery dies out daichi will be sure to take care of you and talk for you until you guys can get home

🥛 i think he's an introvert too but he's good at talking if that makes sense

🥛 but sometimes after a long day he just wants to go home to a nice meal and shower and then sleep with you in his arms

🥛 he's not the type to go out a lot (go out as in clubs, parties, social outings)

🥛 a nice walk is a great date in daichi's eyes, intimate and simple where you can just focus on each other

🥛 he'd love to feed the ducks lmao

🥛 love language wise, i think daichi's giving love language is acts of service

🥛 he takes the best care of his loved ones and he's such a selfless person (he literally became a police officer post-timeskip)

🥛 and i think daichi's receiving love language is quality time or acts of service

🥛 firstly, he doesn't get to spend a lot of time relaxing, so when someone does something for him to make his life easier he feels such a big wave of appreciation for them

🥛 secondly, because his job is really busy and unfortunately sometimes dangerous, he cherishes every moment spent with loved ones

🥛 honestly i think daichi is more of a dog person (he might want a german shepherd or actually work with one for his job) than a cat person

🥛 but with his job and busy schedule, a cat might be the more feasible option

🥛 and he'd totally end up baby-talking it lol

runner up for you was suna rintarō!

A/N: hi 🍥anon, thank you for your request and i hope you liked your matchup! side note i also love the papa louie games and i gotta know everything about the touch the dream game!! i want to play it so badly but i read it's available in the us

[ayoharuko]

How about how the yyh guys work deal/react to you being hurt

Yay first request for yyh! Tysm Anon-chan :)

This is gonna be headcanons only, because it’ll get too long if I do it in scenarios that it’ll pass the character limit T-T 

I hope you all (and anon-chan) enjoy this! Reader here is Gender Neutral (they/them)

REMINDER: These characters dont belong to me to Yoshihiro Togashi. This is also fictional work so please try not to take this too seriously :)

~Yusuke Urameshi~

- First of all, this man is protective, but not too much that his babysitting you.

- He hates seeing you get hurt tho...your one of the most precious people to him so if he sees you getting hurt...he’ll actually go berserk. Especially if you're human and have no abilities whatsoever.

- Since he has a lot of enemies, they will use you against him, and when they do, trust me they’ll get spirit gun-ed outside of existence lol

- If your injury is a minor one, then he isn’t really all that worried! He just lets you deal with it since he knows you can take care of it yourself.

- But if its a serious one...expect him to get really mad, he’ll start asking you questions like ‘Who did this to you?’ or ‘Give me their name!’ basically like an angry Bakugo.

- Once you give him a name, he’ll go and teach that person or demon a lesson. Don’t worry about him, his not the one getting hurt after all :)

- When his done, he’ll ask Genkai (Because you were brought to her) how your doing, and ones he knows your gonna be fine. He’ll rest easy and go to you and scold you.

- In reality, he really is worried about you...I mean you've stuck yourself to him this far, and he knows how insufferable he is sometimes.

- So don’t leave him early...alright?

‘’Dumbass...I told you not to involve yourself and now look at you...thanks for sticking with me I guess...’’

~Kazuma Kuwabara~

- His an absolute sweetheart, the first thing he’ll do when your hurt is to make you smile<3

- For him if your happy his happy, but it doesn't mean that he isn't mad at whoever hurt you. He will stick his spirit sword up their ass you bet yea he will.

- If its a minor injury, he’ll just kiss the pain away! he saids, which earned him a bonk from Shizuru lol

- He also lets you pet and cuddle his cat. Eikichi, yea he’ll get jealous because he wants to cuddle with you but he’ll tolerate it, because you both are so cute :3

- If its serious...you best believe he’ll start panicking, he’ll calm down once your fine but...his still worried and also sad that he couldn't protect you...

- Like his supposed to be your knight in shining amor! The best boyfriend to you! So his actually really sad. Once you noticed that his upset, please comfort him :(

- But all in all, he’ll try and make you smile and happy because to him, he doesn't wanna see you sad or hurting. No....thats not what a man does!

‘’Do you need anything more honey!? Ah you want Eikichi? Alright I'll get her right away! Don’t worry you're knight in shining amor is here to serve you!’’

~Yoko Kurama~ (Shuichi Minamino)

- Lets just say the person who hurt you won’t be alive for that long. No, their not gonna get a beating, oh no, their actually gonna face the wrath of Yoko Kurama. No one touches what's his.

- Now since we have Yoko and Shuichi, Shuichi would most likely have a chat with that person first and then see what he wants to do, but Yoko on the other hand, would want to kill that said person.

- But the thing is, he can’t do that, or otherwise the spirit world will be on his ass about it...so a little torturing wouldn't hurt....right?

- Also if this was a demon obviously that said demon who hurt you is gonna die a slow death, like Elder Toguro for example :)

- If its a human...well I guess scaring that human to death is more then appropriate~

- If its a minor injury that was caused by you, his fine with that! He’ll just ask you to be careful next time :)

- But if someone causes it...well their getting a way to calm smile from him :>

- After his dealt with everything, he goes back to check up on you, if your fine then he’ll smile lovingly at you, only you get to see that smile by the way ;3

- He’ll whisper sweet words to you, cuddle you, comfort you, words of promises, and basically be the best (fox) boyfriend you can ask for!

‘’My love, are you sure your alright? Would you like some cuddles? My love...please do know that no matter what, I’ll protect you..’’

~Hiei Jaganshi~

- Looks like he doesn't care but actually cares, when his informed of you getting  hurt minor or serious, he isn't exactly gonna be by your side in an instant. More like just watching you from afar.

- His a silent protector by all means, his like Xiao (from genshin) a protector who would rather follow you and look after you from afar (isn't that stalking?)

- If its a human then he can’t really kill that human...because of that damn spirit world so he’ll...just give them a warning.

- If its a demon, then that demon is gonna be burned to a crisp aka ashes. Thats all.

- When he finally decided to visit you, he’ll call you an idiot for putting yourself in danger like that, but on the inside (he just won't admit it) he does care. He just doesn't know how to show it.

- If you ask him to stay by your side while you rest, he’ll complain yet he’ll actually stay by your side until you're healed.

- Hiei will show that he cares through small actions, such as, carrying you wherever you wanna go (With a complain) and actually cuddling you :0

- Hiei loves you, he just doesn't know how to show it but he does, and trust me. Anyone who hurts you, will be burned to ashes.

‘’Hmph..your an idiot if you thought that you could take on a demon like that, what? now you want me to carry you around? Hmph.....your lucky...’’

DONE! thank you so much for that request Anon-chan! I enjoyed writing it as my first ever Yu Yu Hakusho post :)

Sorry for all the references btw lol

Now since I love this idea a lot, maybe I'll make a part 2 with other guys from yyh! Hehehehe this is gonna be fun~

Reblogs and Feedback/Comments are always appreciate! :3

[louisisalarrie]

https://www.tumblr.com/louisisalarrie/767017476313808896/i-dont-think-hes-very-proud-of-the-way-his-fans?source=share

different things tho.

his fans believe things he says.

harrys fans dont give a fuck abot any tpwk. its a common harrie joke to say "tpwk is for harry, not us" they revel in their cruelty.

not saying this is on harry at all. just saying his fans donot have any limits about being cruel.

wait they’ve said “tpwk is for harry, not us”!?!????? ok im gonna have to start getting in fights on Twitter now Christ that hasn’t been on my resumé for about 10 years now lol

seriously tho, I think it would be a game changer if he said something. I mean, I’d prefer him to action it, and hang out with the boys/follow them on Insta at least Christ but while that’s still weirdly put away to the side for now, I think the best he can do is words. but he’s avoiding pretty much all social media at all costs at the moment, which is very fair.

of course at this time the boys are very MIA which is fantastic and I hope they’re all well, but genuinely they’ve all kind of stepped back from social media. the majority of louis and niall’s instagrams are just tour photos from each night. it’s just… they are afraid to be vulnerable and personal on their accounts now. everything these dudes do is under the highest fucking scrutiny, particularly harry.

Can you imagine the state the fandom will be in if he follows the boys on Insta? Harries scrambling saying “it was an accident his finger slipped a bunch of times because he was drinking a pina colada and the condensation dripped on his screen and did it for him but he’s too kind to admit it was an accident and unfollow them” or whatever shit they wanna spew. Even something so small as that, there will be articles about it. He’ll be asked about it in interviews, hints of a 1d reunion spread throughout the industry, just… everything. It’s gonna be a whole massive thing.

However

Him doing stuff like this, will not overshadow his career. He is an established solo artist in his own right to a degree that if he followed them, it wouldn’t take away so much from his own career, so he should do it. It’s not gonna pull as much attention away from his solo stuff as it might with niall & Lou. I think it would be a sick “fuck you�� to all the hairballs. He should be making moves like this. But his team are fucking tight, I’ll tell you that much. Those losers don’t wanna lose a CENT. if they think him starting to hang out with the boys WILL in fact pull attention away from him, make fans leave, WHATEVER they will strongly advise against it. I highly encourage it. It would make him look less like “he’s too good for 1d” which doesn’t even fucking align with his image right now (and obviously himself).

personally, I also think that those same harries that are so awful and so far up Harry’s arse would clean out their twitters from all the awful shit and act like they’ve been supportive all along if he decided to start posting about the boys/publicly going to their gigs/following them because they want so desperately for harry to like them. if harry was active on social media, they’d pull their fucking socks up. but they aren’t getting repercussions for their actions. they’re getting away with it because pretty much every other part of the overall 1d/solo fandom fucking hate them, and disengage from their shit.

but anyway, repercussions don’t exist in here from harry. He can’t jump on Twitter and say “hey guys, please all be nice to each other” or something of the sort because he already kinda tried that with TPWK and it didn’t work. So if he directed it more as like… a blame thing to his fans a lot of them would get mad and start blaming us anyway. But as I said earlier, it would be a game changer in terms of artist to fan dynamics/relationship and the evidence of social media

there’s no wins here though. I don’t know how to get through to them.

sorry for the weird and long rant lol

drink = 1, louisisalarrie = 0

[crossovershipstournament]

ROUND 4: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III (How To Train Your Dragon)/Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians) VS Dimentio (Super Paper Mario)/Jevil (Deltarune)

Propaganda for Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Jack Frost:

i dont personally ship them but i know there are people who still do (and i found out abt rise of the brave tangled dragons stuff when i was young but i never got into it) so i'm just submitting this for fun and bc it's kinda cute lol

Worried and uptight x Laidback prankster. They compliment each other so well!!! Jack helps Hiccup relax and not die of a heart attack from worring too much, and Hiccup makes Jack take things seriously when needed. Prep x Jock!!!! Sun x moon!!!! Blessed be the ships from Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons (Rotbtd)

They're silly!! Hiccup's sarcasm and compassion pairs well with Jack's fun. That and Hiccup often tries to befriend everyone and Jack is incredibly lonely, they would be friends pretty quickly. Jack's whole origin involves the fact that nobody perceived or believed in him for a good 300 years before the events of the movie take place, but Hiccup if I remember correctly is pretty involved with folklore and legends and the like. He'd probably believe in Jack's existence which could lead to them meeting While Jack is kind of bitter in the beginning, we mostly just see him snarking the other spirits, since they're able to see him and just don't like him. The way he treats people and kids, however, is very different; he's all smiles and games even if they have no idea he's there! So I think Jack would be pretty friendly towards Hiccup, who had been previously bullied by literally everyone his age, which would be a VERY nice change of pace for him Idk. I think they would get along and maybe fall in love a little!!! They're just neat

#HIJACK SWEEP #HIJACK SWEEP

A VOTE FOR HIJACK IS A VOTE FOR THE PEOPLE

#hijack #HIJACKSWEEP #We have to make those two win

#vote hijack if you care about me at all

#i call upon the power of hijackians

#HIJACKSWEEP #HIJACKTHEWORLD #OURSHININGHIJACK

#I’m sorry little one #tough choice but I’m with hijack on this one

#HIJACK LETS GOOOOOOO #THE DREAMDORKS MUST WIN

Propaganda for Dimentio/Jevil:

#JEVENTIO MADE IT IN!!

They’re both insane clowns, they both have purple and yellow in their colors, they both (if you make it to Jevil’s fight) make an effort to kill the player, there’s so much in common.

Silly little guys who kill

CLOWNS

#JEVENTIO SWEEP #I love my chaotic bastards

#JEVENTIO

#GET THOSE CLOWNS TO THE TOP OF THE BRACKET #CMONNNNNN

#as the number one jeventio fan i order ya'll to vote jeventio #PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS #I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SEEING THE SHIP GET RECOGNITION THO THIS IS INSANE

#yay for the clowns!!! #I hope they win this!!

#please vote jeventio!!! #it's a lot more fun!!

#JEVENTIO SWEEP!! #two chaotic clowns is a match made in heaven!!

Art Credit: Both pieces of art by @/kannra-orhara

[jinhyun]

Not the y/n police 😭 yall need to let other anons have opinions and make JOKES omg part of the reason I don't interact is because of how some people take everything so seriously and it makes it unenjoyable. Like ily and you're literally the sweetest person on here but some of your commenters are not the vibe and it discourages me from giving my two cents. Kpop fans in general on tumblr are so strict smh. You dont even have to post this, but just wanted you to have that perspective. I hope you're doing well and thanks for all the banger content you put out 💗

omg i’m a little too late to answer this, sorry 😭😭 please don’t feel discouraged to give your two cents, i honestly love it when you guys have different opinions on my stories and let me know your opposite takes on it, as a writer it makes it much more enjoyable rather than to have everyone else agreeing on a certain pov if that makes sense? idk it’s just a lot of fun for me lol. i personally thought your ask was very funny although it did not really align with y/n’s personality, which is why i replied the way i did. if i found it offensive or anything i would’ve either let you know in my response or straight up deleted it, so honestly as long as i'm okay with it don't worry about the rest<3

tysm for appreciating my writing, i hope you’re doing well too 💖

[shikai-the-storyteller]

I'm so frickin tired but KARMALAND WATCH

Olympics timeeee

AWH….everyone's wearing different jerseys and Vegetta has Mexico :')))

Rubius just found out what Vegetta did to his place (cut down all his pretty Sakura trees and left a giant broken heart statue in his yard)

Rubius: Why is he mad at me? All I did was mess up his wedding and vandalize his house and ruin his life Rubius I hope Vegetta punts you into the SUN

OhoHOHO Luzu getting all agro and telling Rubius he deserves everything bad that happens to him because of what he did to Vegetta. Luzugetta my absolute beloved

Seriously though I love Luzu and Vegetta's friendship so frickin much

Rubius: Illojuan said Karmaland is ending in December, is that true??? Vegetta: I don't know what you're talking about! :) VEGETTA DONT PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS PLEASE

Everyone's like "lol today's a beach episode!" but I don't trust any of these guys

Vegetta: Karmaland ends in December but you know who won't be there? Illojuan VEGETTA DONT JOKE LIKE THIS

Quackity tweeting about wanting to go back to sleep. Frickin same

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ONLY SLEPT 3 HOURS

Dang dude even my sleep schedule isn't that frickin bad

He sounds EXHAUSTED poor baby

Everyone is so frickin handsome and pretty I weep

IS QUACKITY FRICKIN REPRESENTING SPAIN oh no that’s portugal nvm

Love that they're all Latin / Spanish speaking countries and then Rubius is frickin Japan

AWWWWWWWWWW

Quackity running to Luzu's house and stealing food from his chests. Some traditions never change… 😭😭😭

Oh man all the boys had to drop their items for the event? OH BOY….

Rubius: If someone steals from the lockers on the World Cup, three years of jail! BTW you can strip and get changed in my house, I definitely don't have cameras around. 😏 What is wrong with him

WHY DOES QUACKITY STILL HAVE HIS GUN

oh man he didn't immediately attack Luzu I guess this will be a more chill event

Oh Luzu said "Tell Quackity not to bother me or I'll kill him" WELP. NEVERMIND I GUESS

VEGETTA SAYING NO MAMES…pftt

Rubius: I need to be beside Vegettita. Luzu: Yeah, right after cheating him out of his wedding. DANG

OH Quackity’s disguised as “Cristiano Ronaldo" ok.

Luzu: For everyone asking about Quackity, he's not coming! He's vetoed from here.

Oh so THATS how they're getting around it.

Sapo Peta: Whoever wins can have one wish! Whatever they wish for Uh Oh

Alexby told Rubius he has an attack on Luzu planned and Rubius wanted to make sure they only hurt Luzu and no one else. Wanna make sure Vegetta isn't caught in the crossfire huh?

The key words to detonating the mines will be "I am duck" lord …

Luzu: Vegetta, we have to win this for the good side. What wish would you ask for? Vegetta: Another castle, of course. VEGETTA….

Oh noooo I missed Ollie I'll have to pull up Luzu's stream later 

Oh man there's gonna be a trial against Rubius today to rid him of his police chief position???

Heavy lore with light fun jokes

LMFAO VEGETTA…TOO SOON

I want a clip of that

Rubius said be already knows what he wants to wish for but won't tell anyone…

How fricked up would it be if Rubius’s wish was "I wish Vegetta would never fall in love with another person. I want his heart to belong to me". That would be so cruel because you KNOW Rubius would still mess around, he just wants to make sure Vegetta remains free

Alexby: Why did you choose Japan the day they play against Spain? Rubius: Because I fricked up PFTTT

Me: aww Quackity is learning Portugese! Me, realizing what he's learning to say: oh 😒

Games start!

LUZU IMMEDIATELY FELL pfttt

Uh oh Luzu won the first game. What would he wish for, if he won?

Oh man someone said "Will Luzu wish to revive his kids or will he wish for Quackity's death?" Agh

LALIN PFTTT

Alexby won the second game!

Oh my gosh third game is like glass floor from Squid games

Vegetta: I will take one for the team because Mexico always sacrifices for the team! VEGETTA….

Quackity died trying to follow the OTHERS LMFAO

They keep saying "Mexico is always brave" to make Vegetta keep jumping, MEAN

QUACKITY REALLY TOLD LUZU KYS, JEEZ

Rubius: For you, Vegetta, I will win this 🥺

Rubius kissed Vegetta before jumping 🥺🥺🥺

It's like the water jump all over again

THEY BOTH DIED LMFAOOO. Idiots in love....

Oh no Luzu's in the lead right now

Alexby: It doesn't matter, we knew you'd cheat in this just like in the elections DANG

Oh it's a tie between Rubius and Luzu?

QUACKITY…..

Rubius wishes for all Karmaland mods to be unblocked and Luzu agreed

Rubius: Since the price is a wish, we can both win and ask for the same wish. I suggest the wish is to unblock all mods on Karmaland. Luzu: I absolutely agree. I'd say no to literally anything else but I wanna see Vegetta's head explode.

THEYRE SUCH BASTARDS LMFAO

Alexby got second and Vegetta got third! I wonder what they would've wished for

Vegetta is trying to get out of this by saying everything is a dream LMAO

Oh no Quackity said they still need to kill Luzu

QUACKITY SHOT LUZU

VEGETTA KILLED RUBIUS???

NON-CANONICALLY IM ASSUMING?

Oh man Luzu and Vegetta are planning a trial

Luzu: I keep trying to do good things, but look how they turn out! The right way is the lonely way :( I mean, he’s definitely done fricked up things but I still feel bad for him

Luzu stepped on a mine on his way home and died and said "they killed me again" PFT

It's like that one meme of a dude galling off a bike and saying "this is [someone totally unrelated]'s fault"

Half the people are like "Ok but how DO you permakill someone on Karmaland" and the other half are like"Ok Quackity you killed Luzu, can you two make up now?"

Quackity: I knew you'd come protect me Rubius: If you call for help, I'll come to you l, always. I WEEP

Sapo Peta: Why did you shoot the mayor!!! Quackity: My finger slipped

Oh man Luzu told them to meet on Monday there's gonna be WAR

Is Quackity frickin jealous of Rubius talking to Vegetta???? KING….

They're going to the lie detector to see who stole Luzu's stuff

Luzu: Sapo Peta, do you have food? Quackity: The mayor asking for food, this town is in shambles. PFTTT SAYS THE GUY WHO WAS DIGGING THROUGH LUZU’S FOOD CHESTS

THEYRE PUTTING RUBIUS ON TRIAL

Quackity as Rubius' lawyer again as if we don't remember how this went last time

Quackity: I object! Luzu: I don't care PFTTTTT

Vegetta calling himself as a witness PFTT

Rubius said everything he's done has been out of love???

Rubius: Everything I've done has been out of love for Vegetta, Quackity, and Sapo Peta! RUBIUS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Rubius: Out of love for everyone in the world except Luzu! BRUH

Vegetta removed his authority as a cop and Rubius immediately put him and Luzu in jail. RUBIUS….

Luzu: We'll finish this war with Quackity on Monday Quackity (still disguised): What will you do to Quackity? Luzu: I'll give him the choice to either stop everything he's doing, or leave Karmaland forever with or without his life intact. NOOOOOOO I DONT WANT QUACKITY TO LEAVE KARMALAND

NOT QUACKITY WITH THE AUTOTUNED BABY CRYING AGAIN

Luzu: Everything an end, and ours is very close. Even when I try to do good, they come for me. The people's wellness comes first but they only want chaos and destruction. So we'll give them that. 😭

Luzu: Monday will be tough, but that's the day it will all be over. Either me, or Quackity NOOOO NO LUZU PLEASE SAY PSYCH I DONT WANT EITHER OF YOU TO DIE PLEASE I DONT WANT THIS TO END

STOP THE AUTOTUNE I CANT STAND THIS

SAPO PETA PULLED OUT THE ROCKET LAUNCHER LMFAO

Gosh the only thing worse than the autotune is Quackity pronouncing things horribly on purpose that is killing me

NO VEGETTA CONFIRMED KARMALAND IS ENDING IN DECEMBER. NOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOO THATS THIS MONTH, PLEASE NO VEGETTA I BEG OF YOU

There was a 3 year gap between Karmaland 4 and Karmaland 5…..how the frick am I supposed to survive that

I will say I'm super bummed, but I'm more bummed seeing all the suicide jokes people see making :/ I don’t know why that seems to be a weirdly popular "joke" amongst a lot of Karmaland fans and I really REALLY hate it. It’s not funny, and it’s not a joke.

Sighs

Well as for as today's stream went, I was very sleep deprived, but it was a nice light hearted "beach episode" that then promised to break our hearts on Monday. I shall be anxiously awaiting to see what happens

A lot of my theories got debunked just because Vegetta confirmed Karmaland was ending this month, but here are a few other theories I still have:

One of them (either Quackity or Luzu) will be killed by the other, and Sapo Peta will gave up on their world because of it. But then, that person regrets killing the man they used to love, and they exchange their own life to bring them back. That wouldn't be my ideal ending but it feels plausible

Rubius kills Luzu like he and Quackity planned. Sapo Peta finds out Quackity is the reason Luzu died, and that's what finally makes him give up all hope for Karmaland and the gods destroy the world

Luzu and Quackity kill each other, and as they like dying side by side, they laugh and realize how stupid they’ve been, but at least they’re together in their final moments

Fargan and Alexby get married!!! [unlikely]

Rubius and Vegetta make amends and learn to communicate properly for once! [also unlikely]

Luzu and Quackity make up! [delusional]

I had a few other predictions, but now that I know they have to wrap up this month, the ending feels like it’s gonna be a lot bleaker. I’m still trying to be optimistic, but I’m starting to have doubts...

[taegularities]

RID 🫶🫶 HOW ARE YOU???

i hope you are having an AMAZING DAY! ❤️ the weather here is so good, im so happy :)

okay SUPER long tea alert; my friends recently peer pressured (not rlly) me into downloading tinder 🤭 ive always been pretty against tinder bc i wanna meet my soulmate irl and ppl on tinder tend to be pretty thirsty (not all, but most) 🤷‍♀️

but anyways, I FEEL CONFLICTED!! this one (who is so incredibly hot may i add 🤭) started texting me and oh god, hes so smooth. he teases a little and we haven't been texting long but he asked me out on a date for next friday! BUT THEN!!! this other guy, who is def more sweeter, also asked to get coffee with me this week. i said yes to both but idk I FEEL GUILTY! 🧍‍♀️ im a loyal girl and i keep having to remind myself that im single and dating like this okay... but idk it just feels strange? im sure im overthinking it, but god im nervous!!

also ive never been on an official date before (which makes this more nerve wracking😔) ive been on like "dates" but nothing where the guy intentionally says that he wants to take me out on a date 🧍‍♀️the last time i was about to go on a date, the man pretty much cancelled and never rescheduled, so i feel nervous even being excited about it bc what if they cancel?? (im def overthinking, i genuinely cant help it 💀)

but anyways, thats my current dilemma, any advice would help!!! i hope you are well and PLEASE take ur time w cmi!!! 🙏 i saw a couple of asks of ppl asking u to rush or work on two chapters at once... please dont listen! thats where burnout comes from! take your time (i will literally wait 10 years for another chapter) 🫡

- wife from war anon 💂‍♀️

BABE HELLO !!!! <3 i'm okay, just weirdly tired !! kinda glad uni is starting soon but also sad bc i won't be able to be here as much anymore 😔 but yes, the weather has gotten better here, too !! i saw the sun today 🥺

girl, the tea you just spilled has me dead 😭 okay listen, most important thing first: i was on tinder for over a year and the people on there are insane – some would fake their age, others would use someone else's pictures. i could dive into my strange ass tinder experience but 💀 next time lmaoo. but what i wanna say is – make sure those guys are who they say they are! and meet in a very public place, just in case... let someone know that you're on that date, just to be sure, okay??

BUT MOVING ON. LISTEN. two guys that you're vibing with? that's amazing 😭 it's absolutely okay to meet both, that's literally what tinder is for! if it makes you feel better, you could let the guys know that you've been meeting others, too, as friends/casually? but since you're not with any of them, it's fine to get to know people. you might even end up with new friends :D i honestly do hope though, that they don't cancel, reschedule or hurt you, or i'll start rolling up my sleeves lol

keep things casual for now! if any of them does end up cancelling, remember you're better than this 😌 and you might even find up someone better later! that's okay, dating apps are like that :') but seriously, don't feel guilty, go with the flow and have fun... and definitely lmk how things played out >:)

yesss, i'll take my time for sure! i just outlined that jk chapter, but i only work on it when i feel like it. i started rereading the series today to have a better overview of it, and got to our beloved chapter lights hehehe but yeah. definitely working at my own pace. thank you, babe. it'll be a ride <333

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

Bonjour! Can I request Chuuya with a female reader with a personality similar to Dazai, but minus the suicidal part? And she actually is much more respectful to people

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Chuuya x Fem!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:NSFW! content,mentions of sucking,cock warming,etc

A/n: Dazais personality is so hot,honestly.i would kill to be with someone like him T^T

◉you make him feel alive

◉you being always happy and positive in your own way,effects him too.hes been in a better mood from the moment he met you.

◉youre naughty,and he loves it.

◉ahhhh god youre the hottest couple ever,honestly (i ship skk too btw so yeah XD)

◉its kinda annoying that you dont let hom drink wine a lot,but he appreciates your concern.

◉when you wanna drink together youre definitelly gonna end up in the bed room , and Chuuyas gonna pass out in the middle of the sex LMAO

◉"hey!Chuuya!wake up!were in the middle of sonething here!"

◉hes not gonna wake up XD

◉so the next day youre kinda grumpy,and what makes you feel worse is that he doesnt even remember a thing! like,c'mon!

◉poor boy has no idea why youre upset LOL

◉youre not the kind of person who would stay upset,youre the kind of person who would take revenge XD

◉so you come into his office and see him behind his desks looking at some stuff.hes so happy when he sees you.

◉"oh bae!what are you doing here?"

◉"i missed my favorite boy,so here i am" evil laugh in her head*

◉when you see Mori comming in,you immediately hide behind his desks and that makes Chuuya kinda surprised.

◉luckily Mori hasnt noticed you yet.he just comes in and starts talking to your boyfriend about his new mission,and thats when you look in front of yourself and see his pants.

◉"hehehe,time for revenge" you slowly pull his zipper down,grab his cock and after stroking it a bit,you start sucking it.

◉Chuuya is dying LMFAO

◉Hes shocked and really embarrased in front of his boss.he secretly tries topull you away with his hand,but is unable to do so.

◉seeing his expression changes,Mori asks him if something is wrong.

◉"no-nothing really!can you just go?please!?"

"are you sure that youre oka..."

"I SAID IM FINE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

"woah!fine!Chuuya-kun is not in the mood today!"

◉when he finally leaves you two alone,Chuuya sighs and gently pats your head: "you naughty girl...are you-ah-trying to get me fired?"

◉you dont respond and just continue what youre doing and boy his fine with it.

◉when hes so turned on and a bit close to cumming,you suddenly get up and wave at him.

◉"Oops! i just remembered that i had something i have to do! bye!"

"what?Are you kidding me??seriously?hey where are you going?!"

"have fun lover boy!"

◉Lmao i just cant stop laughing LOL poor guy XD

◉sex in the office? check (not that time though,he needed to be punished LOL)

Chuuya is always worried that someone might walk in tho

◉you always distract him from his work by several things that most of em are kinda dirty.

◉pranking the whole mafia by yourself.he wont help you unless you convince him to do so,but he wont stop you either LOL.

◉bruh im telling you again youre a really hot couple.

◉i dont really think you would get married honestly(cause of the position youre both into),but dont worry youll always be together.

◉he wont let you go unless you really want him to

◉please dont want him too.the boy has been betrayed so many times and is lonely without you...

ok i love this request,and hope you like my writing too honey

-Ash

[wonwoonlight]

my daisy / chapter 4 | kim mingyu

➝ CEO!Mingyu x Secretary!Reader

➝ strangers to lovers // single dad!Mingyu // fluff // lighthearted // non idol!au // like pls dont expect any dramas here lol // tiny bit of angst ig

➝ series warning: mentions of sex, no smut but there’s implied sexual activities, insecurity (as always jshbdjhsfshbf am sorry), curses, food, let me know if theres more ^^

➝ word count: 5.1k

➝ A/N: aaand somehow we've come to the middle of the series alrd 👀 i hope you're enjoying this so far and, as always, don't hesitate to share ur thoughts w me!🥰💕

when your cousin asks you to be her substitute at SVT Inc. as she takes her maternity leave, you’re pretty sure this wasn’t what you signed up for.

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“Remember my words,” Seungkwan says in all seriousness, and you wonder if there’s any important information Seungkwan has just told you that you miss. At your confused face, the guy simply grins. “You can still shoot your shot.”

“Boo Seungkwan!” you quickly shush him, a scandalous expression on your face even though the both of you are in Mingyu’s office to make sure any needed documents and files for the day are complete. “I am not shooting my shot! I’m just doing my job!”

Seungkwan nods mockingly, though the teasing smile on his face doesn’t falter. “If you say so~”

You shake your head, cheeks heating up at whatever Seungkwan’s implying. When you’re both finished and you’re ready to go, Seungkwan pretends to be biting back a playful grin just to annoy you. Your glare doesn’t seem to affect him and you make a mental note not to ever introduce Seungkwan to Soonyoung if you don’t want to die of embarrassment.

Speaking of Soonyoung, it’s been quite some time since you have hung out with the guys since that get together. Between settling into your new job and dealing with your somewhat unprompted feelings towards your boss, you’ve only got to eat with some of them through the weekends because you’re still too tired to hang out with them after work. Seokmin would video call you from time to time, making sure you’re alive and eating well like the mommy bird that he is.

That said, Soonyoung has been demanding another night out with all of you present, and you would probably have to give in to his demand one of these days just so he won’t storm into your place, or worse, the SVT Inc.’s building to drag you out himself. Thank God you haven’t told any of them where your new workplace is just yet.

“We’re here, Miss,” Mr. Lee tells you as the car stops, bringing you back to reality. Right, Mingyu’s house. You exhale once before thanking him and step out of the car.

It's a pretty humble house, if you're being honest. A big one, for sure, but it's nothing like the houses of rich CEOs you'd see in dramas. There is no big front lawn or a fountain in front of the house, just a lot of potted plants that you're sure still cost more than your monthly salary.

It's still a beautiful two-story house, though, and you can tell that his garage is big enough to fit at least 4 cars, so there's that.

You're contemplating if you should knock (would anyone even hear? But the doorbell is in front of the gate and it's stupid if you go back there just to press it) or if you should just try to open the door because Mingyu knows you're coming anyway. But the door opens before you can decide, Jooyeon greeting you politely as she lets you in.

"Mingyu is in Gyuri's room," she tells you as you follow her steps, and you can't help but think there's something endearing about the way she just calls Mingyu by name instead of young master or anything of that sort. "You can wait here while I go get him. Please make yourself comfortable."

"That won't be necessary," another voice booms through the stairs, and you stare at Mingyu in his casual attire—a simple black pants with a plain white shirt that hugs his body perfectly. Has white shirt always been this good of a look?

"Hey," he greets you with a guilty smile. "I'm sorry, this is probably unprofessional of me, but I thought it'd be better if you're with me during the meeting even though it's online."

You barely stutter out a 'no', telling him all is fine and you understand. Though you really don't, to be honest, maybe he's afraid you'll mess up on your own albeit, as his secretary, all you'd have to do is type every detail down so your report wouldn't be askew. It's not like you're there to present something, so you have no idea why Mingyu thinks it'll be "better" to have you with him there.

Later, when Mingyu has changed into a formal dress shirt (no, he didn't change his pants and you're very glad to know even rich CEOs can't be bothered to change their pants into a formal one when only their upper body would be shown), ready for the meeting, you finally understand why.

Your boss looks at you with a sheepish smile, guilt clear in his eyes as he sets down his laptop on the desk in his bedroom. How on earth did you end up having to go to a meeting in his bedroom? Surely he has an office somewhere in the house?

Your cheeks warm at the weird intimacy of the whole thing even though you know this means nothing. This is just a room with a bed. That Mingyu sleeps on. But still, it's just a room and it's not like you'll be doing anything out of the ordinary. You try your best to suppress the memory of you and Mingyu sharing a bed all those nights ago, and you can only hope Mingyu wouldn’t notice your cheeks getting warm from embarrassment.

Gyuri tries to grin at you from the big bed, and you frown in concern at her red cheeks and the fever patch on her forehead. Mingyu shushes her back when she tries to sit up and greet you, so you stand near the bed to get closer even a little because sitting down on Mingyu's bed would not be good for your heart. She reaches up for your hand, and your heart melts at the weak smile on her face when you lean down and take her small hand.

"Sorry, my office's actually in the other room but I really can't let Gyuri out of my sight when she's sick. You know these meetings could go on for hours at time," he sighs and your eyes move to Gyuri who's been playing with your hand since earlier. "She has her room too, but her desk isn't enough for you and me. So I thought bringing her here would be the better choice; I can watch her while the meeting goes on."

You still don't get why you're needed here, but Mingyu seems to catch on even though you don't say anything about it.

"And umm… Jooyeon actually has family matters she needs to attend to and she's going to leave in a bit, which is why I can't leave Gyuri during the meeting."

"So I'm here as a spare babysitter?"

"What, no!" Mingyu quickly denies, worried that you might be offended; though you know even if it's not the whole truth, you're partly correct. "More like… uh, you might need to attend the meeting in my place if I need to attend Gyuri."

You blink slowly at his words, wondering if you hear him right. Meanwhile, Mingyu continues to speak in your silence.

"Technically, I am in the room and I can still listen to them, right? But you'll be there as my representative just in case. Uh, this sounds much better in my head."

This isn't the usual Kim Mingyu you see in the office, you conclude. And while you're not exactly close to him and you have no idea how he usually is, you can figure that he's pretty much disoriented because his daughter has suddenly fallen sick, to the point where he probably doesn't realize he's showing you the side of him he wouldn't have otherwise.

"Should I ask Seungkwan if he can attend the online meeting in my place, Sir?" You ask after a while. "I can just… take Gyuri back to her room and take care of her if… you want? I think it would be best if you can focus on your meeting, Sir. Jennie has told me JS Corp's side can be a bit… hard to deal with."

Mingyu seems to contemplate your option, and you wonder if he simply doesn't trust you with Gyuri or if he's not sure you really mean it.

"Would it really be okay if… you look after Gyuri?" He makes sure, and it finally clicks to you that he's hesitant because of your tone earlier. He probably thinks you're offended when you ask if you're here to be a babysitter when you’re just mainly dumbfounded.

"As long as you and Gyuri are okay with it," you reply with a tone that you hope to be calm and collected.

His gaze travels to his daughter, a little more and he's certain Gyuri will be pulling you to the bed if he lets her be. She's basically gripping your hand, and he knows enough from the first meeting that Gyuri more than simply likes you. How can he not know when she keeps on asking if she can see you again some time? When she keeps on telling him to bring you here if he’s not going to bring her to the office?

Mingyu has no idea how to tell Gyuri you’re not like Uncle Seungcheol or Wonwoo that he can just call over when they’re off work, and he has a hunch Gyuri would not care about that explanation either way.

“Lili wants to be with Miss,” Gyuri’s small voice followed by a small cough greets him before he can say anything. “Papa go meeting.”

He sends her a worried look, probably also guilty that he has to attend even one meeting when she’s sick. “You sure?”

“Yes, Lili with Miss,” she says again.

Her dad sighs before he finally agrees, carrying her back to her room as you trail behind him. He apologizes to you one more time for making you do this, and you reassure him all is fine and you joke about how you’d rather take care of Gyuri than sit through a meeting. Your boss chuckles at your comment, prompting your heart to speed up at the sound of it.

He tucks her into her blanket and tells you to be as comfortable as you want, and as if that’s not enough to make your heart burst, Mingyu just has to lean down and kiss Gyuri’s forehead before he leaves for the meeting. This image, burned fresh into your mind, would probably haunt you for a long time and you’re uncertain if it’s bad just yet.

You exhale a long, deep breath once Mingyu is out of the door, forcing out a smile to Gyuri when she calls for you.

“Hi, Lili,” you call her as you sit down on her bed. “How is Lili feeling?”

"Lili sick," she coughs as she says so, her pitiful gaze looking up at you. "But Miss is here so Lili okay."

You laugh at her words, wondering how a three years old could speak this well. Gyuri scoots closer to your side, practically hugging your lower arm as she struggles to stay awake. You use your other hand to stroke her head and Gyuri buries herself closer to you.

You can't help but wonder if Gyuri has always been touchy with everyone—even to people she has only just met once—or if it's because she's sick and she's delirious. Another thought crosses your mind, one that includes Gyuri needing a mother(or at least auntie)-like figure that isn't Jooyeon, but you quickly snap out of it before your mind wanders that way.

It strikes you once again how weirdly intimate this situation is. You're really in your boss's house, sitting on his daughter's bed as you try to lull her to sleep. You're pretty certain this wasn't on your job description when you applied here.

Not that you're complaining.

"Why don't you sleep, hm? You'll feel better when you wake up, you know," you softly say, trying to stop yourself from thinking too much. You're just doing him a favor, you try to get a grip. Plus, you're basically given time to rest instead of attending a meeting so this is the better choice for you, anyway.

"Want to play with Daisy," she says sleepily, her warm cheek pressed into the back of your hand.

"The duck?" You chuckle at her random words, eyes wandering around her room to see if there’s any Daisy Duck dolls; do kids these days still like Daisy Duck?

"No, you Daisy. I'm Lili. Like the flowers," she tries to explain. You have no idea how you've become Daisy out of nowhere, but you're not going to question a three-years old down with fever. "Lili likes Daisy."

You try your best to hold back a squeal as her eyes start to close little by little, the girl trying her best to stay awake.

"I like Lili too," you lower your voice like it’s a secret. Gyuri looks up excitedly through her sleepy gaze, whispering a 'really?' as if she doesn't believe you. "Yes. But I like it better when Lili isn't sick. We can play later if you sleep now, okay?"

"Promise?"

"Promise."

Mingyu huffs the moment the meeting is over, quickly sitting up from his desk to make his way to Gyuri’s room. He stretches his neck from side to side, the meeting definitely did not need to go past two hours, but apparently JS Corp’s side wants to talk about another deal and Mingyu knows a good opportunity when he sees one.

When he quietly opens the door, your giggles mixed together with Gyuri’s fill his ears. You’re sitting on the bean bag in her room, the little girl comfortably sits on your lap as you pretend like the doll in your hand is attacking her with kisses. Gyuri laughs uncontrollably as the doll rubs against her stomach, leaning deeper into your embrace.

Mingyu continues to watch the scene in front of him in silence, wondering when will the both of you notice him by the door as he tries to remember if Gyuri has ever gotten comfortable with someone as quick as she does with you. He doesn’t know what could possibly happen between the two of you in the span of hours, but on top of Gyuri’s initial curiosity towards you, it seems like the girl has happily accepted your company to the point where she’s comfortably resting against your warmth.

“Oh, is the meeting done?” you eventually address him after some time, finally realizing Mingyu is by the door.

“Yeah, all is good. Might need to attend another meeting for another deal though,” he briefly explains as he walks inside. Gyuri immediately holds up her arms to him, and you instantly hold your breath when Mingyu doesn’t waste a second to lean down and take his daughter from your lap into his arms. It is a mere second, yet his smell immediately engulfs all of your senses and you have to calm yourself down before you face him again.

“You’re still warm, aren’t you?” Mingyu frowns as his palm meets her face and then her neck. At least the bloom on her cheeks have calmed down.

“Just a little?” she tries to bargain, as if afraid Mingyu would ask her to sleep again. “Lili already napped.”

“She has just woken up, actually,” you tell him as you stand up from your seat. “I promised to play with her if she napped, that’s why she’s out of bed.”

“It’s okay,” Mingyu turns to you, Gyuri snug in his neck. You have to keep up the calm façade from the sight in front of you, but your heart is beating like crazy that the sound is loud and clear in your ears. “She seems better too, and it’s about time she eats something.”

Gyuri perks up from the word, innocent eyes immediately piercing yours. “Daisy eat?”

You almost gulp at the question, unsure how to answer. Saying no to Gyuri seems a bit too much, but to join Mingyu and his kid for a meal is not a healthy choice for your heart.

“Daisy?” Mingyu raises his eyebrow, and Gyuri beats you to it before you can answer.

“She Daisy, I’m Lili. We are like flowers,” she nods proudly, and you have to bite down your lip when Mingyu bumps his nose into her cheek.

“You are Lili, not Lily, though?”

“Huh?”

Mingyu grins at her confused frown and you can’t help but think this is the most handsome you’ve ever seen of Mingyu; with a happy grin on his face and Gyuri in his arms. Maybe you should be glad your contract only lasts for 6 months, longer than that and you’re sure your feelings would grow like crazy than it already is.

“Daisy eat, Papa?” she asks again, pouting pitifully.

“Only if she wants to,” he decides to say before he sends you a guilty look. He knows it would probably be awkward for you, but he can’t really say no to Gyuri in general—even more when she’s sick—so he guesses giving the choice to you would be the better call.

“Oh? Umm…”

Gyuri seems to catch your hesitance, and she quickly turns to you with the pout never leaving her face. “Daisy, please?”

“Only if you promise you will eat well,” you give in at last, and Gyuri happily nods before she softly coughs from the cold. You smile weakly at Mingyu, but the guy seems to understand the effect his kid has on people. Plus, there’s no loss in treating you to a meal after taking care of his daughter in his stead for a few hours. Even though he’s still not as concentrated as he otherwise would be, it is true that his heart is a little at ease knowing someone is properly looking after Gyuri while he attends the meeting.

Now that he thinks about it, he doesn’t know why he called you here in the first place. He must’ve been out of his mind this morning, too worried over Gyuri to realize this is definitely crossing the professional boundary. He tries to justify it in his mind: that at least Gyuri has taken a liking to you since the beginning, and you’ve been kind enough to accompany her when you don’t even know whose kid Gyuri was. Plus, if you’re recommended by Jennie then you must be trustworthy. That must be the reason… right?

Your phone suddenly rings, snapping him out of his thoughts. You excuse yourself to take the call, and he can tell that it’s a video call by the way you’re holding your phone as you walk away out of courtesy.

“Hi Soo,” he can still hear you faintly. “Oh. Hi Jen!”

“Huh? Why are you not in the office?” Jennie immediately intercepts as she scans your background even though she can barely see anything.

“Gyuri’s sick,” Mingyu joins in, saving you the trouble from answering because you have no idea what to say. You even considered lying for no reason at all for a split second there. Your eyes widen a little when you feel him behind you, so you hold the camera further to show him and Gyuri. “So I told her to deliver my documents here.”

Jennie’s silent for a few seconds, as if registering the whole situation while she stares at you from the screen. Meanwhile, it is Jisoo who immediately fills the silence.

“Hi Gyu!! My poor little Gyuri, should auntie send you food?”

Mingyu blinks at the unexpected person, were you referring to Seungcheol’s Kim Jisoo when you greeted her ‘Soo’ earlier? You quickly tell him that she’s a good friend when Gyuri takes over your phone, holding it much too close to her forehead, animatedly babbling to Jisoo who reacts to everything she says.

The call doesn’t last long after that, Jisoo is only calling to show you she meets Jennie by accident outside and decides to have dessert together. After a little more baby talk with Gyuri, Jennie promises to visit and buy her a cake once Gyuri’s all better. The girl holds up her pink in front of the phone, and you share a laugh with Mingyu at how serious Gyuri takes her words.

“Small world, eh?” he says the moment you put your phone back in your pocket. “Seungcheol is a very good friend of mine.”

You bite back the urge to tell him you already know, that Jisoo has shown you a picture of him, Seungcheol, andGyuri. So you settle for a fake ‘oh? really?’ as you proceed to tell him Jisoo’s one of your closest friends.

“I’m pretty close with Seungcheol too, but never really hang out with him if Jisoo’s not around,” you shrug.

Mingyu sets Gyuri down on her baby chair, telling you to sit down wherever you like on the dinner table. He then goes to heat up the soup on the stove; Jooyeon’s prepared everything, he has said, and refuses when you offer to help.

“You’re a guest now, it’s okay. Just sit there and play with Gyuri,” he gives you a small smile that gets your heart fluttering before turning away. So you do exactly what he says and sit down on the seat next to Gyuri’s.

Gyuri’s pretty calm for a child with fever, patiently waiting for her food as she silently plays with your fingers. You wonder if she’s always been this calm, or if the excitement because someone’s over to play with her wins above all. She whines every now and then, but never big enough that it turns into a tantrum.

You look up when Mingyu puts down the big bowl of soup on the table, so you stand up to help him with the side dishes from the fridge despite his refusal. It doesn’t really surprise him that you, much like Jennie, have the same tendency to be hard headed even with small things like this. When you’ve settled back down on the table, rice and everything ready, Gyuri is already whining because she’s hungry.

“Want Daisy feed me,” she closes her lips shut when Mingyu tries to feed her, a determined frown on her face. Mingyu sighs exasperatedly, about to convince her to let him do it when you shake your head and tell him it’s okay and you don’t mind.

Taking the child-sized spoon, Gyuri happily opens her mouth to you. As she takes her time to chew, you take a bite yourself, not noticing the way Mingyu’s been staring at you and Gyuri since earlier.

“A few hours with Daisy and you already prefer her over me, huh?” Mingyu narrows his eyes at her, a smile automatically blooming into your face at the adorable interaction. If anyone asks about your heart skipping a beat over the use of your new nickname, you’re going to lie and say no, your heart definitely didn’t skip a beat and your neck definitely didn’t get warm.

“Daisy very pretty.”

“And I’m not?”

Gyuri shakes her head innocently. “Papa only tall.”

Oh, if only this kid knows how many women are after her dad. Your eyes follow Mingyu as the guy pretends to be heartbroken in front of his three-years-old and your mind wanders to the missing figure of this already perfect family. You know it’s not your place to pry and you have no plan to do so either, but you can’t help but think why would anyone miss this out of choice.

You’re glad they seem very content with each other, though. Even if you’ve practically only seen them like this once, it is clear to you that Mingyu loves Gyuri very much and would probably do everything for her. Not that you blame him, you’ve only been with Gyuri for less than a day and the girl is already out to steal your heart.

“Maybe we should hang out sometimes,” Mingyu’s voice drags you out of your mind, startling you because of the sudden proposal. Mingyu coughs once he realizes he words it weirdly, and then waves his hand before you get the wrong idea. “With Jennie, Jisoo, and Seungcheol, I mean. It’s been a while since Gyuri meets them, too.”

“Have you ever met Jennie’s husband?” you ask out of nowhere and the conversation flows from there. Starting with Jennie, your most obvious common ground, until it somehow ends up with you both being regulars in the same chicken restaurant somewhere in Itaewon.

If you’re being honest, you never thought you'd have a lot to talk about with someone in such a high social standing as Kim Mingyu. This is the son of the owner (and founder, mind you) of SVT Inc., currently the CEO of the very same company, too. And even though you’ve said his house is not as big as you imagine a rich CEO’s house would be, you notice the pricey decorations and ornaments that adorn his house. If you somehow break one of them, you'd probably have to work for months and months to be able to pay him back.

Also, you’ve noticed just now that his backyard actually has a big-enough-but-not-over-the-top swimming pool.

Still, Mingyu is nothing but cocky. Playful, maybe, but never arrogant even though it’s clear to anyone that he has excellent posture and perfect manners that screams he’s not from an ordinary family.

“I usually just order them for takeout, though,” Mingyu says as he takes another spoonful. "I don't really like bringing Gyuri to crowded place."

You take the information in, wondering if there were ever a time where you two crossed each other without realizing. You feel like you’d recognize him nevertheless, as his presence is a force itself; you’re pretty sure Mingyu can simply be standing around and people would willingly watch him.

“Lili likes chicken too,” she chirps in, bored that the two adults have been talking to themselves.

“Should we order chicken once you’re all better?” he offers, his palm reaching out to ruffle her hair.

“With Daisy?” she asks hopefully.

Mingyu glances at you, and you answer before you melt into a puddle by the way he’s looking at you expectantly. What was he expecting, anyway? “With Auntie Soo and Auntie Nini?”

“Uncle Cherry?” she turns to her dad, recognizing the names.

“Sure, we’ll invite him too.”

"Promise?"

"You don't believe me?"

Gyuri shakes her head after taking a sip from her little mug. "Papa busy."

Mingyu's smile along with his shoulders visibly fall at the words, and for the first time since you've arrived here, you can't help but feel terribly out of place. Even your heart drops at it. Your eyes meet Mingyu, and you give him a small smile that would hopefully come off as encouraging.

"I'll do the promise then," you say before the silence gets heavier. Gyuri doesn't really understand what she's saying, you want to tell Mingyu; that she probably doesn't mean the way Mingyu thinks she does. It is a fact that Mingyu is busy and, even if you haven’t known him for long, you can tell that Mingyu tries his best to still be there in Gyuri's life nevertheless. "I am your dad's assistant, you know? I'll make sure he'll still play with Lili even though he's busy, okay?"

"It's okay," Gyuri happily swings her legs from her tall seat, a genuine grin gracing her face. "Papa still play with Lili. Lili just bored a lot."

Mingyu relaxes a little at that, and he leans forward to plant a soft kiss on top of her head before he stands up to put his empty dish in the sink. You smile at Lili as she takes her last bite, telling her she’s done a great job then quickly take yours so you can have an excuse to follow Mingyu after you pat Gyuri on the head.

“You know she doesn’t mean it that way, right?” you whisper, wishing you’re not overstepping any boundaries by trying to comfort him. But Mingyu just shrugs with a bitter smile, muttering something about Gyuri being right; he is busy.

You bite your lip as your mind goes through Mingyu’s schedule. Maybe you should free a little of his time on Friday so he can take a break during the weekend with Gyuri, he deserves it after all those meetings and proposals.

“Daisy, Lili wanna play,” Gyuri calls for you again, her shorts arms reaching out to you. You share a look with Mingyu, as if asking for permission to play with his daughter. But he misunderstands your silence as reluctance and instead takes her in his arms.

“Daisy has to go home,” he pokes her cheek softly. Her fever has died down a little, but her cheek still feels a bit warm and she seems a little sluggish despite her will to play with you. “Her work is done, flower.”

Gyuri blinks innocently, her head tilting to the side in question. “If work done, she can play with Lili?”

“No, baby. Daisy is busy and you need to rest,” he says gently, feeling a little guilty for putting you in an awkward situation. While you don’t seem to mind playing with the girl, Mingyu isn’t sure if it’s appropriate to ask you to spend more time with his child further when he’s promised you can go home after the meeting.

Gyuri pouts at this, though she leans further into her father’s touch and yawns, already sleepy again even though it’s only been about two hours since she woke up from her nap. You want to say you don’t mind, but there’s a chance that Mingyu is just too polite to say he can take care of things by himself and you’re free to go.

It’s a hard situation to be in when you’re not close enough with Mingyu to ask where his stand in this case is.

“We can play again some other day, okay?” you decide to say, not wanting to impose this family time longer. Perhaps Mingyu also wants to have Gyuri all to himself now that he has the day off. “But I have other works to do, and Lili needs to get better first before we meet again.”

Gyuri pouts as an answer, but she nods understandingly after she makes you pinky promise that you’ll see each other again. After making sure you have all the signed documents with you, you tell Mingyu you’re going back to the office and you’ve cleared all of his schedules for the day. He smiles gratefully, thanking you for the arrangement and for taking care of Gyuri when you really don’t have to.

“I’ve asked Mr. Lee to drive you to the office,” Mingyu says, and his pointed stare tells you that you don’t have any other choice but to comply. So you nod your head and thank him once again before getting into the vehicle, bidding goodbye to Gyuri who’s still perched in his arms.

As the car starts and the sight of Gyuri and Mingyu disappears, you can’t help but inwardly groan.

You’re so screwed.

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high | d.m

summary: you find an unhealthy way of coping after draco cheats on you

warnings: drug use (marijuana) angsty¿, cheating, illusions to sex

song: habits - tove lo

a/n: this fic isn’t meant to romanticize drug use in any way. i also know nothing abt weed so LOL and very rushed & not edited

masterlist | taglist

I eat my dinner in my bathtub

Then I go to sexclubs

Watching freaky people gettin' it on

It doesn't make me nervous

If anything I'm restless

Yeah, I've been around and I've seen it all

you had a few minutes left of your charms class which was your last class before the weekend. you wanted nothing more than to get out of here and cuddle up with your boyfriend— who was enjoying his free period right now.

draco was one of the best boyfriends you could ask for, the frequent dates, gifts, and attention— it was more than you could wish for.

“you’re excused. you essays are due at the beginning of next week” snapes monotone voice dragged on as you quickly packed up your things and made your way to the slytherin common room.

I get home, I got the munchies

Binge on all my Twinkies

Throw up in the tub

Then I go to sleep

And I drank up all my money

Days get kinda lonely

entering the slytherin common room your eyes immediately searched for a certain blond boy, yet he was nowhere to be found. you made your way to the boys dorms in hopes of finding him there but you’re quickly interrupted by two familiar voices.

“why hello y/n, marvellous weather we’re having today aren’t we?” theo asked looking towards the ceiling and smiling as if he were outside, blaise blocking your path as he did so.

“i’m not sure what weather you’re talking about since we’re inside but i am okay thank you” you responded with a chuckle, trying to make your way past blaise.

“wait y/n” he stopped you. “can i borrow the astronomy notes? i would ask luna but i can’t find her anywhere” blaise continued.

they both seemed awfully on edge and anxious, you figured it was just quidditch nerves getting to them since there was an upcoming game this week.

“i have yet to finish my astronomy notes, but i did see luna in the great hall if you want her notes. now if you’d excuse me i’d like to see draco” you said trying to push past the two boys who still wouldn’t let you through.

“forget malfoy! let’s do something instead, we’re so much more fun than him, right blaise?” theo said giving blaise a pointed look as he threw his arm around your shoulder.

“right you are nott, let’s go!” blaise continued also throwing his arm around your shoulder and leading you away from the boys dorm.

“what? no, i have plans with draco. now excuse me” you said pushing them both off and heading towards dracos door.

as you get closer to his door you can hear heavy breathing, pants and skin slapping on skin. you’re confused, you figured draco would be taking a nap or running over drills for quidditch practice. the closer you get, the louder the noises become.

“pans, you feel so good”

you recognize that voice anywhere.

You're gone and I gotta stay

High all the time

To keep you off my mind

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

High all the time

To keep you off my mind

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

quickly you turned your head towards blaise and theo who had their heads lowered in shame, refusing to meet your gaze. “is this some kind of sick joke, are you guys pulling a prank or something because this isn’t funny” you said seriously not wanting to believe what you’re hearing from inside of your boyfriends dorm.

“we’re sorry, we tried to convince him not too but he wouldn’t listen” theo muttered silently.

it felt like your world was breaking apart slowly. just not too long ago you were excited to spend a weekend with your boyfriend who you loved so dearly, the same boyfriend who you’ve been dating for years, the same boyfriend who gets jealous about how much time you spend with his mum rather than him.

with shaky fingers you put your hand on the door knob and quickly pushed the door open, already preparing for the worst.

there he was, wrapped up with parkinson in the same bed you two shared not even twenty-four hours ago. her body straddling his naked, just like yours was doing the night before. you stood there frozen, mouth agape— not even knowing what to do with yourself.

“baby, i can explain, just please— y/n please don’t leave” draco said pushing pansy off of him, shuffling on his pants and reaching out towards you.

“dont touch me, malfoy!” you yelled and everyone froze. “you lost the right to touch me the minute you even thought of touching her” you continued sending both him and pansy a glare with tears threatening to slip from your eyes.

“darling please, i can explain—”

“no draco, we’re done just leave me alone, please” your voice cracking at the end as you pushed past blaise and theo rushing towards the girls dormitory.

Spend my days locked in a haze

Trying to forget you babe

I fall back down

Gotta stay high all my life

To forget I'm missing you

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

it’s been days since you last left your room, days since you last saw draco. daphne would come by and check on you but you’d always dismiss her, wanting to be alone. regret is one word to describe how you’ve been feeling— you gave him everything and he threw it away so carelessly for a quick hook up.

you missed waking up against his smooth skin in his embrace, tracing the lines and scars across his porcelain skin as you waited for him to wake up, the way he’d try to kiss you in the morning without brushing his teeth and you wouldn’t let him because of morning breath— but he’d still do it anyways.

you missed him, but he didn’t want you anymore.

maybe it was something you’ve done, you’ve been quite busy with work recently so you haven’t been spending as much time with him as normal. he was probably lonely and trying to seek the attention you lacked to give him.

getting up, you stared at yourself in the mirror picking yourself apart. you were pretty, it was a well known fact around hogwarts, maybe he thought she was prettier. she was the life of the party and always up for some mischief whereas you preferred to do stuff in silence and would rather be with a small group of people. maybe he liked how exciting she was in comparison to you, she probably brought a spark of excitement to his life that you couldn’t.

dreading to feel something you quickly showered and got ready to leave your room hoping to run into a specific set of twins.

Pick up daddies at the playground

How I spend my daytime

Loosen up the frown,

Make them feel alive

I'll make it fast and greasy

I'm on my way to easy

“well what can we do for you today” fred said to you with a cheeky smile plastered across his face.

“do you have any muggle herb left?” you asked in a low voice making sure no one heard you.

“maybe we do, maybe we don’t” george said. “how much are you offering in exchange though” he continued.

“ten galleons for three ounces, is that enough” you said pulling the galleons out of your pockets and placing them in george’s palm.

“it was a pleasure doing business with you” they said in unison as fred placed the tiny baggie in your pocket so no one would see.

once you returned to your dormitory you quickly pulled out the pre-rolled muggle herb, lit it and let yourself forget.

You're gone and I gotta stay

High all the time

To keep you off my mind

Spend my days locked in a haze

Trying to forget you babe

I fall back down

Gotta stay high all my life

To forget I'm missing you

you started showing up to class late with red tired eyes, not caring about the looks you got. at this point every one knew what had happened but you couldn’t bring yourself to care.

the muggle herb brought you a sense of bliss and freedom, a new feeling you haven’t felt before but something that you now craved.

“are you high right now?” draco said as he sat himself in the seat beside you.

“since when do you care about what i’m doing” you said sharply, not wanting to talk with him.

“love, you don’t smoke. who gave that stuff to you, i’ll kill them—”

“no you won’t.” you said turning towards him. “you won’t do any of that because you don’t own me and i’m not your girlfriend anymore. so mind your business malfoy, i’m sure parkinson’s waiting for you”

the rest of the class you both sat in silence working on potions that draco did most of since you weren’t in the correct mind state and he wasn’t willing to let his mark falter over your slip up.

you find it amazing how even when you’re on drugs he still looks amazing. the way his nose curves perfectly with a slight bump, and the way his hands move with caution as he pours the potion into the waste bucket.

“look, i’m sorry for what happened with pansy. it didn’t mean anything i swear, i don’t know why i did it but i regret it with my life” draco said breaking your thoughts, he looked older than normal and had dark circles underneath his under eyes. you wondered why he looked so distraught when he wasn’t the one who got cheated on.

“a sorry isn’t going to fix this draco” you told him. he knew you were right but he didn’t want to admit it. he hadn’t talked to pansy since the day you walked in on them, the guilt has been eating him up inside. he stayed silent and didn’t bother respond to you, he knew anything he said would have made the situation worst than it already is— but how he wished you were still his sweet y/n.

“now if you excuse me, i have some fun to attend too” you said leaving him alone as you made your way back to your dorm.

Staying in my play pretend

Where the fun, it got no end

Can't go home alone again

Need someone to numb the pain

You're gone and I gotta stay

High all the time

To keep you off my mind

over the last few weeks, you couldn’t remember the last time you were sober. you started skipping classes to smoke and avoiding your friends so they’d stop questioning your habits.

you were forgetting and that’s all that mattered, you didn’t care how it was affecting your health— it made you feel better. sometimes you wished there was another way, another way to forget how he held you at night pressing soft kisses to your skin, another way to forget the way he took pansy the same way he took you. you wonder if he feels as sorry as he looks, he’s the one who cheated so he can’t possibly care that much.

you hear two knocks at your door which quickly break you from your state making you more attentive, cleaning yourself up and opening the door. there stood draco— his eyes red as well, like hes been crying.

“y/n listen, i know what i did was wrong and that i tried to pretend it wasn’t me but please. i didn’t mean too, you mean the world to me. i miss you so much love.” he pleaded with you.

“y’know draco, i miss you too” you admitted. “but i’ve found a way to forget about you, maybe you should do the same”.

Gotta stay high all my life

To forget I'm missing you

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hiyaaaa can I request a draco that hates everyone except y/n of course he’s so overprotective over her and so soft!?

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draco malfoy x reader | fluff | anon requested.

a/n : hii this is my first time ever writing a fluff because i was only good at writing dirty things lol but i tried so i hope this meets your expectations and thank you for requesting! <3

“get out of my sight, potter” draco shouted pointing at his best sworn enemy, harry potter himself. he walked past him not even glancing at him but bumped his shoulder on purpose making harry lose a little balance.

“oh get lost, malfoy!” harry clapped back after regaining his balance, hermione and ron already holding him by his shoulder preventing him from punching the blonded guy.

“what did you just say?! serpenso-“

“draco lucius malfoy!” draco throw his wand away as soon as he heard the familiar voice shouting at him from behind, his favorite voice.

“oh- hello y/n! h-how are you?” draco turns around to meet his lovely girl, his voice shaking nervously as he looks into her eyes but quickly laughed it off, harry potter scoffed at the scene in front of him before motioning his friends to follow him.

“dont think i didnt see what you were gonna do, draco. thats not a good idea, you know?” y/n pick up his wand from the floor and clinging onto his arm dragging him to their house.

“i know i know, im sorry y/n but he’s just so annoying and i cant stand him!” draco whines dramatically making y/n rolled her eyes at his usual obsession.

“i think you’re obsessed with him, draco. why dont you date him already, hmm?” y/n jokingly said, poking his cheek to tease him even more making draco scrunched his face in disgust.

“y/n please dont make me run to the bathroom and throw all of the food from my stomach into the toilet” y/n was laughing hard at his dramatic words holding her stomach, it secretly brings a smile and a blush onto his face but he quickly hides it.

as they making their way to their house, draco didnt stop rambling about potter and making fun of him giving the girl no chance to stop her laughter.

>>>>>

the next day comes and draco was sitting peacefully in the great hall with y/n sitting beside him, that was until blaise zabini, his best friend took a seat in front of them.

“hey mate, i was looking for this, can i have one?” blaise said as he snatches the chocolate frog from him and shoves it into his mouth, he hummed at the taste making draco gets angrier.

“piss off, zabini!” draco yelled out loud getting annoyed, his action enough to make all the slytherins turning at him. y/n beside him only can shake her head in embarrassment.

“draco be nice, look around,” y/n whispers to him, her fingers stroking his arms softly to calm him down.

“but it was my favorite y/n and this idiot just ate it!” draco protested at his best friend in anger who only give him a sly grin, y/n rolled her eyes and drag him out of the great hall, again.

“you can always have mine, draco. dont be so dramatic” y/n took out her chocolate frog from her pocket and open it feeding draco the chocolate who gladly eats it with a happy smile back on his face. she chuckles at his cuteness.

>>>>>

y/n walked downstairs with her best friend, pansy parkinson, she was looking for her man but he was nowhere to be seen.

“pans, you can go first to the class, i’m gonna look for draco before he’s gonna be late, i’ll meet you there” pansy nodded and leave but not before giving her best friend a kiss on the cheek making both of them giggles.

y/n look around to find a certain blonde, she hadn’t seen draco since the last class, she continues looking around to find him and thats where she found him, with the first year in front of him, she already knew where is this going.

“you better finish this by the end of the day, if not you know the consequences.” draco whispered to the first year giving him his homework, he threatened him while pulling out a few galleons to him, the little boy was shaking in fear and only nodded at his order.

what draco doesnt realize is y/n already stood behind him, tapping her foot and crossing her arms, draco froze at the tapping sounds knowing immediately who it was, he gulped before turning around.

“really draco? threatening the first year to doing your homework?” y/n turns around to leave him, disappointed with his way.

“wait- y/n im sorry, please!” draco grabbed her wrist, pleading at her not to leave him, she was still pouted at him.

“apologize.”

“what?!”

“apologize to this little boy over here and take back your offer, draco.” draco wanted to open his mouth in protest but quickly shutting it when he sees the seriousness in her face, he turns to the boy who was still looking at them in confusion.

“alright, im sorry little guy, my bad i guess?” y/n shot draco a disapproving look making him mutter a real genuine apology to the first year.

“okay, now give your galleons to him draco”

“but he didn-“

“draco you made this poor little guy traumatized” he sighed and placing his galleons on the boy’s hand making him smile at both of them.

“i’m sorry about him, okay? i promise i’ll make sure he wont get anywhere near you again” y/n smile at the first year and he nodded returning the smile and thanking her before he left.

y/n turned back to draco who is already frowning looking away from her, she chuckles and grabbed his jaw with her hand, pecking his lips trying to get his happy side back.

“dont do that again draco, in all seriousness.” draco could only nod at her.

“besides that, we could always have a reason to have study dates, right?” y/n winked at draco making him gives a cheeky smirk to her.

>>>>>

it was a nice day for draco, no potter no weaselbee, basically anyone hasnt step in on his way, yet. he was walking with a happy vibe through the corridor to find his favorite girl, excited to wrap the girl in his arms.

then he found her, her familiar hair color seems to be stand out in the middle of the crowd. but the only problem is, she isnt alone. what in the wizarding world is cormac mclaggen doing right now?!

draco hurriedly makes his way to the pair with jealousy bubbling up inside him and when he already stood behind cormac he pulls him hard by his collar causing him to fell to the ground making y/n screamed instantly at this but draco quickly get beside her and hug her by her waist.

“draco! why did you do that?! oh my god cormac, are you okay?” y/n asked the mclaggen boy worriedly, taking her hand out to help him up, he shots draco a death glare.

“oh please y/n he’s totally fine, he's just weak and dramatic to get your attention” y/n shakes her head at draco in disagreement, scolding him for his previous behavior.

“draco, are you mental? i was just asking y/n about this homework, c’mon man you seriously need to relax” cormac was totally annoyed by draco, anger radiates off of him.

“yeah i will relax once you disappear from our way, now shoo shoo” y/n cant help but stifled a laugh at draco, she gives cormac an apologetic smile and motioning him to leave.

“no need to be like that draco” draco’s hand never leave her waist as they made their way to draco’s prefect room.

“he was getting too comfortable with you” y/n disagrees and reassuring him that it wasnt his intention.

“you look so hot when you’re jealous draco” y/n chuckles putting her arm on his back returning the gesture, a blush tinted onto his cheeks.

“yeah? how about i show you what’s hot in my room, hm?” y/n smacks his head with her other hand, cant control her laughter anymore.

>>>>>

“y/n?” draco called out interrupting y/n who was reading him a book.

“hm?”

“i love you so much, thank you for putting up with me” a smile plastered at y/n’s face from ear to ear, her heart melting at his words, she put the book on the nightstand and turns back to draco cupping his cheeks in her hands, capturing his lips on her kissing him softly showing him her love that she cant even described, draco kissed her right back with the same passion, smiling into the kiss.

“you’re a prat, but you’re my prat.” and with that, draco knew he was falling so deep for her and he has no plan to stop it.

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Hey dear! I hope that you have a good time! I want to make a request, but please delete it if you don't feel like doing it.

I saved that request in the notes and been waiting for you to open them 😊

For request

First fight with brother (any of your choice) and one of them (I mean MC or that brother) thinks that it's end of relationship (because never had anything serious), but they reconciled in the end. I want some heavy angst with happy ending. MC can be GN if that is OK.

If you don't mind you can do for Mammon, but feel free to choose another one if you don't feel like write for him. Or if that would be better to write as headcanons for all the brothers. That's up to you!

I haven't been doing requests for ages. Please don't hate me if there is something wrong! I've read the rules, and I hope I haven't missed anything.

Anyway, sorry for long ask. And thank you for your writings!

(I forgot to look if you did anything similar, and remembered it at the end of writing that ask. Sorry if you already did something like that!)

Hey babes ❤ I did end up doing HCs for all of them because I thought it would be cooler (or more like I know someone is gonna request separate fics for all of them if I dont and I'm saving myself that trouble lol) I still hope you like it ! ❤ also this got SUPER LONG so its under a cut

Warning: angst -> happy ending-ish

THE BROTHERS in a fight with MC and thinking that they’re over (yikes)

Lucifer:

Everyone always says Lucifer is quick to lose his cool but he’s honestly been nothing but patient with you. He may have hinted at several things he doesn’t condone and he definitely has that ‘look’, you know the disappointed dad look, but he has held back a lot so as to not ruin the beautiful relationship you have with him. Everyone snaps, though, and when he finally did, it was ugly. He did NOT call you names, but oh he didn’t. He went straight for your feelings and pointed out every mistake you ever made for as long as he’s known you. Ouch. In his defense, you weren’t nice either. The argument ended nasty and ‘I hate you’s!’ were definitely thrown around, but none of them were meant, right? Goodness, he doesn’t know. After you left, he threw himself on his bed, literally, and just stared at the ceiling. His anger slowly fled away and he began to feel… guilty. Not necessarily because of the argument itself, but because he delivered some low blows and he knows that. Are you over? Done with him? You haven’t texted or called or talked… you’ve been actively avoiding him and he doesn’t like that, but his pride is such an issue, goodness. He can’t straight up apologize, that dickhead, but he’s sending you flowers and standing in front of your door with a sad face that says it all. 

“Forgive me? I made reservations at your favorite’s? We can talk over a nice dinner?” 

Mammon:

Mammon is known to get mildly agitated over the silliest things, let’s be real. He’s also quick to revert to the “are you dumb?!” argument, which is never effective. But he loves you and he would do anything for you so even if you do do something that he deems ‘dumb’, he usually bites his tongue. Doesn’t mean that doesn’t get on his nerves, though, and he definitely has a short temper, although people tend to overlook that. You just managed to push his buttons today and he used the “are ya stupid?!” argument, to which you obviously defended yourself, and rightfully so. This ended in a massive screaming match and him saying “Then leave! Ain’t nobody keepin’ ya with me!” He regretted it the minute those words left his mouth and you could see his eyes grow wide in shock at his own words, but that didn’t mean you stayed. “MC!” he tried running after you immediately but you were faster and honestly, who can blame you? He fucked up, and he knows it, and he feels terrible about it. Honestly, he’s crying just at the mere thought of you taking his words seriously and he can’t… he can’t bear to lose you, you know? What’s he gonna do? You’re the light of his life, as pathetic as that may sound to some…. So he won’t let you run away. Homie will hunt you down and beg for forgiveness. 

“Please, MC! Forgive me! I’m dumb, not you!!! Don’t leave me…” Don’t leave him. He will continue crying. 

Leviathan:

His constant need to put himself down is frankly, quite annoying. To you anyway. But you put up with it and just reassure him that, at least to you, he’s the most amazing demon that ever existed. It’s just facts. But a person only has so much patience, right? You can’t always spend your days trying to lift him up when all he does is dig himself a bigger hole. Who has the emotional time for that? You sure don’t. “Oh my God, Levi! Shut up! I can’t take it anymore!” Followed by “See! You’re just like everyone else! Leaving me!” and then you slamming the door to his room shut. It’s frustrating and understandably so. It makes you feel awful that you can’t even make your own boyfriend feel good about himself and get at least a little bit of self confidence and it’s so, so, so very draining to have to constantly listen to that. At this point, it’s affecting your own mental health and you just… you just can’t…. But Levi can’t lose you because he knows you’re right. He has to work on himself if he wants to keep someone as amazing as you with him and that’s why he’s crawling back to you now. 

“Look I… I know you’re right… I’m sorry. I promise I’ll … I’ll try. For you.”

Satan:

For being the Avatar of Wrath, you always admired Satan for his ability to keep cool. He prefers the relaxed and easy going life much more than the type of life people expect him to live, and you respect that. That doesn’t mean his constant need to one up Lucifer, through whatever means necessary, didn’t bother the hell out of you, though. You tried talking to him about it once or twice in a calm manner, but you always got the same answer “Pfft.. it’s Lucifer. Who cares?” And it never sat right with you. Just today he decided to pull a prank on the eldest and you had enough, standing in front of Lucifer and letting the bucket of cursed green slime land on you instead, to everyone’s shock. “What are you doing?!” Now that you’re thoroughly green from head to toe, you were also beyond pissed. “What am I doing?! What are YOU doing?!” But Satan matched your anger tenfold, accusing you of favoring Lucifer over him and oh! “You probably got an affair with him, too!” Which was a stupid thing on his part, but it looked like it the way you defended him. Anger doesn’t even begin to describe the emotion you felt running through you and had it not been for Lucifer, you probably would’ve physically fought Satan for such a dumb accusation. Lucifer took you to get cleaned up and lifted the course, giving you your natural skin and hair color back within a few days and plenty of scrubbing, and Satan felt like shit. You’ve always been there for him and, rationally speaking, he didn’t have a reason to doubt your loyalty to him, but he just can’t help but feel insecure beside Lucifer…. He decides to come apologize anyway, a deep blush on his face and guilt in his eyes 

“I’m… sorry for accusing you. It wasn’t my right to speak out of anger and jealousy…” 

Asmodeus:

How can anyone fight with the Avatar of Lust? Seriously, the guy is super easy going and he loves pretty much everyone. Not as much as himself, but almost. You on the other hand… you didn’t. Well you didn’t NOT love him or yourself, but you were just… you. You didn’t spend 4+ hours in the bathroom trying to get ready when you knew you were only going to the kitchen down the stairs. Like?? Although you never brought it up to Asmodeus, he constantly bothered you about skincare and what foods to eat and what not to eat, etc… It’s quite annoying, honestly, and at some point you just gave him a passive aggressive “Okay, whatever. Can we move on now?” To which he didn’t take lightly. He was still nice and sweet, trying to convince you that at least one of these things will make your skin glow brighter than a unicorn’s ass but you just had enough. “Can you stop?! You’re indirectly saying I’m ugly without that shit ton of product in my face and a diet that would make me starve before it helped me! If you want a skinny VS angel that barely holds onto their skeleton, get one!” It was more hurt and frustration speaking than anything, but your outburst still shocked him and he was taken aback for a moment. And then you ignored him for a week straight and as someone who thrives off of attention, especially the kind he gets from you, he can’t handle that! So he showed up in your room in sweats and a tshirt and messy hair and no product on his skin. 

“You’re right… we’re all naturally beautiful…. Wow that… that really hurts to say MC but can you forgive me?” 

Beelzebub:

Oh the sweet, sweet angel. He’s far from innocent and you know that. We all know that. But for this story, I will give him the benefit of the doubt. His reliance on Belphegor is just really… annoying. Belphegor this, Belphegor that. “Belphie used to…” or “Belphie said….” or “one day when Belphie and I….” Like why does everything have to include his twin? It’s so annoying and so rude when your significant other is right here !!! and planning their own future with you, Beel, thanks. It makes you feel less than and like Belphegor will always come before you. It makes you feel like shit, quite frankly, and who is to blame you? “Hey MC did I tell you what Belphie---!” “No! Shut up! I don’t care! It’s always about Belphie! The day you come to me and don’t let that name drip from your tongue is the day Jesus comes back to save me and we both know that will be never! I’m tired of always being stuck with Belphegor! We are not equals!” Granted, you shouldn’t have yelled and Beel was more than confused at your outburst, but you wouldn’t talk to him anymore after that so he left you alone. He thought you may need an hour or two, maybe a day tops, but that day turned into a full week and he even lost his appetite just because he knows you’re angry with him. It’s been a week, does that mean you’re over? His heart aches just at the thought… 

“I’m sorry for bringing Belphie up… I don’t want you to feel less than, MC. You mean a lot to me and so does Belphie, but you’re not Belphie and I need to learn that…”

Belphegor:

Honestly it’s a miracle he hasn’t lost his temper at you yet. Well, he partially blames it on his own laziness because if being angry or getting upset didn’t take so much energy out of him, maybe he would’ve snapped by now lol, but he tries really hard not to because he thinks your relationship with him after everything is pretty good, considering yall kiss and snuggle and fuck on a regular basis. But anyway, that’s exactly the issue. Considering everything, you’re still holding *that* against him. It’s never direct either, which makes it worse. It’s always said in a joking manner and something like “haha look it’s just like that one time you killed me” or “Beel’s grabbing that ham like you grabbed my throat” or “I remember seeing jesus for a moment there” and it agitates him. It makes him so angry, and he finally snapped. “I know I fucked up MC! Stop holding it against me! What do you want? A medal of honor? A survivor's certificate? Maybe a pat on the back for developing some sort of Stockholm syndrome that made you come back to your abuser?!” And then he left. And you may have cried both from confusion and your own anger, he isn’t quite sure. It’s just so…. Aggravating. He can’t deal with it. He knows it was a mistake spurted by his own insecurities and survivor’s guilt which ultimately led to his hatred but please, stop holding it against him.. He can’t keep putting up with it from the person he’s grown to love. He’s the one ignoring you and he won’t budge either because he’s a stubborn ass, but maybe if you come up first… 

“I’m sorry for yelling at you… I’m just so tired for it being held against me… I love you, and you should know that, and I do feel guilty about what happened.”