#honey the nugget

[tiny-maus-boots]

The love I have for this little pupperoni

[daily-deliciousness]

Oven fried cajun popcorn chicken with creamy honey mustard

[iwtv-az-hours]

I'm still not over this

you move into a neighbourhood, you kindly go to see the grandpa living next to you

he opens the door with "So what do you think about vampires???"

because he f*cks 500yo unholy twinks

and needs to assess if you can stay in the neighbourhood or if you're a home delivery dinner

[lady-with-rabies]

Can you please draw a... Nugget x Lily fanchild? *I accidentally fall into the Nugget cave which unfortunately has no nuggets at the bottom today and I die*

Here is Honey Nuggets, mostly referred to as Honey. She's obsessed with bees and sweet surgery stuff, she's blunt and your common class weirdo. Nugget insistened on calling her Jr.Nugget, but compromised on 'Honey Nuggets', the last thing Lily wants is for her children to have names resembling a Mcglobs menu. Nugget lovelingly calls her Honey Nuggets on daily basis.

She did kill a child that was allergic to bees by dropping a bees nest on them. She's sweet really, just don't be mean to bees. Zzzzzz 🐝

[saamaton]

i think about him a lot

[bigfatbreak1]

I give you, Honey Sawyer. My moot @pant-eater’s fierce Chicken Run OC. She’s serving looks AND justice!

[mushiewrites]

The Short(s) Struggle

Saw some pictures from tonight’s stream of Sapnap…I couldn’t stop screaming about his thighs and so this idea formed in my brain. (based on THIS LOOK from the clothing haul on stream today 😵‍💫)

Sapnap buys a pair of shorts and shows them on stream. This attracts the attention of two mischievous boys with a hunger for laughter

(lee!Sapnap / ler!Dream / ler!George : 1.5K words)

When Sapnap decided to randomly stream and do a clothing haul while in LA he had NEVER expected the night to turn out this way.

His chest had a slight burn from how hard he’d been laughing, his face matching in temperature as his skin turned a dark shade of pink. The pitch of his laughter was higher than he’d ever heard before, evident that Sapnap hadn’t felt something so intense. As much as he wanted to move, run away, kick, ANYTHING - he couldn’t. Two pairs of arms were keeping him in place, essentially immobile from the waist down.

When Sapnap started the stream, he never expected that a pair of short shorts would result in him being held down and tickled to hell and back on his thighs.

“P-Plehease! Whihihy mehehe?!” The youngest boy cried out between his cackles, twisting his upper body against the couch cushions as the two older boys captured a leg each. Dream and George both sat on the edge of the couch, Sapnap situated behind them. They each had one of his thighs in each of their laps, one of their legs under each shin and the other leg on top of the shin to hold him in place. It seemed to be working, as Sapnap had been stuck in this predicament for a while now.

“You can’t just wear stuff like this and expect us not to exploit it.” Dream replied casually as if his hand wasn’t wrapped around Sapnap’s inner thigh perfectly, squeezing and kneading and tickling away while the smaller boy struggled behind him. He had given up trying to break free, opting to throw himself onto his back and bang his fists against the couch instead. The heat in his face felt as if a fire had ignited under his skin, each squeeze into his sensitive thigh muscles shooting sparks throughout his body.

“Yeah, only idiots do that.” George answered just as casually, making Dream break from a smirk to a wide grin at the older boy matching his tone. The older boy was using both hands, squeezing at the inner and tops of Sapnap’s right thigh in a way that George knew would drive him crazy.

They giggled between each other as Sapnap shrieked through his laughter, one of the two apparently hitting an extremely sensitive spot on his inner thigh. Dream and George made eye contact before slowly both turning back towards the heap of giggles panting behind them. Sapnap sensed their gaze on him and decided to slowly crack one of his eyes open, slapping his hands over his face in embarrassment as his fears were confirmed. They were focused completely on him, watching every squirm and twitch while also hearing every laugh and squeal he makes; it was almost unbearable. Almost.

“I dihihidn’t knohohow!” Sapnap was saying anything he thought they’d want to hear at this point, not fully understanding the crime he committed by wearing a certain pair of shorts but deciding to play into it anyway in the hopes that they’d stop.

He was sadly mistaken.

The silence that followed seemed to last an eternity to Sapnap, whose legs began to shake from the anticipation. When he felt the giggles bubbling up his throat he moved his hands to see what the older two were doing, again met with the same wide smirks they had been wearing the last time he took a peak. The blonde chuckled at his outburst, shaking his head slightly while readjusting his grip on Sapnap’s left thigh. George rolled his eyes at Dream’s fondness, turning his attention back to the squirmy boy in his grip.

“Well. Now you do!” George giggled menacingly with a shrug, moving a hand down to squeeze the muscle right above his knees. Sapnap let out a high pitched squeal that bounced off the high ceilings of the airbnb, bucking his hips up uncontrollably.

His eyes twisted shut so tightly that he saw colors bursting behind his eyelids, thrashing his head back and forth blindly. Sapnap didn’t know what to do with himself. He knew his thighs were sensitive but he’d always been able to escape during an ambush - being so immobile took the tickling from torment to torture. Sapnap heard Dream giggle before feeling the hands on his left thigh resume their squeezing, this time moving up to the top of his inner thigh all the way down to his knees - sometimes wiggling his fingers behind them just because he can.

But that, unfortunately for Sapnap, got a bigger reaction than Dream had expected. It also caught George’s attention, and before he even had the chance to plead there were nails wiggling behind each knee, making him wiggle his feet and slap his hands against the couch again in protest. His head was thrown back against the cushions below him as he continued to laugh hysterically, his black Balenciaga hat long gone in his struggle.

“PLEHEHEASE, D-DREHEHEAM ST- NAHA, PLEASE!” The youngest streamer wasn’t dumb - he knew he’d get nowhere pleading with George. But Sapnap knew that Dream was protective over him, and he was a lot easier to break than the older boy was. “I- I CAHAN’T BREHEHEATHE!”

Dream rolled his eyes at the dramatics but slowed his movements anyway, observing that Sapnap was close to being all tickled out. The brunette was no longer struggling, just gripping his hands into his shirt as something to cling onto as he laughed himself silly. George went back to squeezing over his knee, moving to do the jellyfish technique with his fingers over the kneecap itself. This caused Sapnap to break out into high pitched giggles, blushing at the sound of his own laughter and flinging his hands up to cover his face once more.

“Nuh uh, you’re not gonna block your cute little scrunchy nose laugh from us. No way, not happening!” A second later he heard a shuffle of blankets and felt a large hand engulf both of his, scooping them up almost effortlessly and pressing them against his chest while Sapnap let out little giggly protests. When he opened his eyes he realized Dream was now much closer, kneeling next to him and allowing his left leg to be free. George continued to spread out his fingers and close them together against the sensitive skin of his knee, making Sapnap continue his little squeaks and squeals.

“Plehehease, Dreheam, I cahan’t anymohohore!” The plea was finally accepted when Dream leaned forward and tapped George on his arm a minute later, causing him to pause his movements against Sapnap’s knee.

Sapnap flexed his fingers as he continued to giggle at the tingly feeling flowing throughout his body, wrists still held together in Dream’s hand. The blonde noticed the movement and let them go, resting them against the boy’s chest before leaning forward to run a hand through the messy curls to assist in soothing him.

“Don’t worry idiot, we’re done.” Sapnap recognized that George was also closer than he was before, realizing that he could finally move both of his legs freely. The smaller boy groaned as he wiped his hands down his cheeks, attempting to push the color from his cheeks as he looked up at the two boys sitting on either side of his torso. They were both smiling down at him which only proved to make his cheeks even more pigmented, this time spreading the heat to the tips of his ears.

“Thahahat wasn’t even fair. I didn’t even do anything! What the hell?!” Dream and George continued to giggle at Sapnap’s complaints as he slowly sat up, pulling both knees into his chest and wrapping his hands around his shins as if he was trying to shield his legs from a second attack. He glared the hardest he could through the leftover giggles at his two best friends, trying his hardest to sound annoyed but failing miserably.

“Listen, you were the one who bought short-shorts to provoke us to attack your extremely ticklish thighs.” Sapnap opened his mouth to protest, outraged at the accusation Dream suggested. However, he was stopped by a palm pressing over his mouth, feeling the larger boy curl up into his side with a quiet giggle.

“MMNNN NNH!” His eyes were looking up at George, who was also getting into a comfy position and pressing himself into Sapnap’s side as well. Dream chuckled at that too, his laugh vibrating through his chest and into Sapnap’s shoulder.

“Oh be quiet, you know you loved it,” George rolled his eyes at the younger boy as he closed his eyes, burying his face into Sapnap’s neck. “Just shut up and nap, idiot.”

And so he did, with Dream’s palm still draped against his lips.

[rebeccaajc93]

Here is the drawing of the re-cast version of Matilda (1996), It’s starring Wendy Testaburger from South Park (1997) as Matilda Wormwood, The Humanized Version of Lillie Lightship from TUGS (1989) as Miss Jennifer Honey and Mrs. Melisha Tweedy from Chicken Run Duology (2000-2023) as Miss Agatha Trunchbull.

[daisychainsandbowties]

richard siken - meanwhile

[fushigur0ll]

You've been carrying black readers I love you seriously 🫶🏿♡♡

OMG STOP😭 i literally awed outloud this made me smile, thank you sm🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾 i’ll be making more fics for spiderverse later on in the day so i hope you’ll enjoy them!!

[tiny-maus-boots]

Its chilly and rainy and she wanted a cuddle. Who am i to say no to such a reasonable demand?

[daily-deliciousness]

Oven fried southern hot honey popcorn chicken

[nugget--daddy]

can i just say honey are you coming was fucking heaven

[honeyxmonkey]

Sketch wip for the chaos dream team one shot!

Heavily inspired by a steddie art I saw a while back

Carter will never admit that he found this kind of hot...

[wtfuckevenknows]

It’s Andie’s @paperstorm fault 😂