#holy trASH

[that-was-anticlimactic]

universe of constant spinning, every end a new beginning

“So, do you have an umbrella? That was like, your thing, right? At Claw?”

Ah—not again! He can’t keep zoning out while talking to people—especially his boss.

But… why was Reigen still here? It was late and he always got to work early. It wasn’t his job to stay and coddle his employees. “I—uh—no,” he stuttered, fingers twisting anxiously. “Mine was, uh, "is” broken, sir.”

‘Broken’ was a mild way to put it. More like it got destroyed.

[or, reigen gives serizawa an umbrella]

☔️2,651 words | serirei☔️

[impostorhottie]

[banishedchildofeve]

Virgin Mary Barbie doll from Argentina

[that-was-anticlimactic]

[ID: three non-consecutive images of Jay from Ninjago. the first image is from season four. it was after Cole threw the jade blade to him. it is a 1/2 body shot of Jay. he is looking up and to the left. a mask is covering his mouth, but his eyes seem saddened. he is holding the jade blade in his left hand. the second image is from season five. it takes place right after Jay, Zane, and Kai got out of Yang's haunted temple. it is a 1/2 body shot of Jay, but Zane and Kai are behind him so their full bodies are seen. the three are still connected by the rope they tied around their waists. Jay looks really worried. he holds the rope that was supposed to be tied around Cole up to his face. Zane appears concerned and Kai appears confused. the third image is from season ten, right before Cole falls. it is a full body shot of Jay. he is holding onto one of the ladders connected to the Bounty with one hand. his left hand is held out, reaching out to Cole, who is off-screen. he appears concerned and maybe a little scared. /End ID.]

a collection

[ohposhers]

guys stop the hate </3

[dyinggirldied]

HOLY TRINITY X SPY AU

In this modern world where technology and magic interwired, the existence of spy remains necessary more than ever.

We have an organization that immediately disbatches 3 of its top members to a prestige, highly publicized boarding school due to a rumor that a bomber blood mage criminal has hidden there.

1st spy, nicknamed the Silver Shield, real name: Kim Rok Soo.

2nd spy, nicknamed the Demon King, real name: Kim Dokja.

3rd spy, nicknamed Monster Mother, real name: Han Yoojin.

All three are talented but are desperate for their deserved retirement.

This mission will be the last. The three spies are confident this plan will go without a hitch since they have worked together before and any missions, no matter how impossible, are guaranteed to be succeed with the Unholy Trinity there.

Of course they jinx it.

The Academy they will be undercover turns out to not only housing the target but to also be a nestling pot of an incredibly secretive and dangerous crime organization that has existed since ancient time and is currently alarmingly large in number. There are hints that the org might have impacted the Holy Trinity's childhood before.

To add to the trouble, Rok Soo (who is half-Korean) had dyed his hair red and forged a fake name, as expected. It would have been no problem if it wasn't for the fact that Rok Soo, or Cale Margarita (he lost a bet), shares resemblance to the infamous wealthy deliquent, Cale Henituse down to the reddish-brown eyes. Or that the young boy Choi Han, whom he gives his sandwich to, would obediently follow him around like a puppy!

Kim Dokja, or rather Yoo Dokja, finds himself at odds with the professor Yoo Joonghyuk, who Dokja embarassibgly admires when he was young. Yoo Joonghyuk, through his keen sense and instinct, is suspicious of this "Yoo Dokja" and no, despite what Uriel and others say, he does NOT have a crush on that annoying man!

Han Yoojin, who uses his real name since unfortunately his overprotective younger brother (who doesn't know his older brother is in a dangerous career) is the star pupil of this school, enters as a sort of teaching assistant to one Sung Hyunjae, who keeps giving him exotic presents.

The retirement life filled with money and delicious food, suddenly seems far far away.

P.S: this is based on a dream where my OC asks the holy trinity this question: "How to hide oneself in plain sight?"

Kim Rok Soo/Cale: "Act cute, weak, helpless"

Han Yoojin: "Cuteness can save the world"

Kim Dokja: "Born ugly :)"

*the conversation derails into disaster*

P.S Again: Margarita is an alcoholic drink whose base is tequlia, orange liqueur and lime. And guess who hates sour thing 🤣

[bxriles]

I’m sure that this is not a hot take and that a lot of people feel the same way but like…

The question “does it have spice?!🌶️🔥” makes me want to jump off a cliff. I’m out here looking for gothic book recommendations on Reddit, tumblr, and goodreads and WHY is this the first question so many people ask 😭

Look, I love erotica as much as the next person but come on. There have got to be other things that matter when recommending books or choosing to pick one up, my GOD.

[arceviste]

look at his expression, snatched the oscar once again

LIKE— HELLO, WHO ALLOWED YOU TO BE THIS SUBMISSIVE- i mean adorable, unassuming, and definitely not a scamming smile huh?? anyway— CATS.

[zorlovinghue]

My selfish little heart cannot help but be reminded of that time Raon calling Cale a bear for sleeping and rolling around his bed. It's so funny because what if Cale's actually a bear. And he's 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 hibernate too.

Our boy is pretty... Short. Well he's pretty indeed, but also short. And thin. A twink. Anyway he got the voice, the general tone and vibe, which strengthened when he finally reached twenty–let's presume this is the time for bear beastpeople to have their first awakening phase that conversely the same as the time he could first polymorph, so imagine the surprise of his family when he just... Polymorphed. And immediately went on rampage because of course he would.

He may be more delicate-looking because of Jour, it's a good twist if it was Deruth who's a pureblood bear beastperson. So Lily is half-blood, that'll explain their unique tendencies and why Bassen is our perfect logical-and-common sense-oriented sibling among the three.

Whether it would follow the canon events or not, the variable is open for exploration. How interesting when it was time for him to hibernate, and it is different with dragon's growth phase because he would need to do so 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. Until he reached, I don't know, whatever you wish to fill in the gap, that he'll eventually managed to control it enough to function like Deruth.

His dream (plea) for a slacker life would just be an indicator of his approaching hibernation at some point. Everyone taking note on his sleeping and eating pattern, because he'd only, and only gained weight when his hibernation is near before losing it completely once he's done.... And continue losing weight as he resume his quest to flip the world upside down.

His meeting with Sayeru would be comical at first. I mean, our 36 years old apocalypse survivor being called a stray cub is surprisingly the most insulting words known to man. Even White Star failed to offended him, poor radish.

It was stated in canon that Bear tribe kinda poor in loyalty, so that's the homework, but twist it enough and he'll merely incapable of being loyal to his (never his in the first place) slacker life lol.

What bear type would he be? Black bear? Grizzly bear? Polar bear? Any other bear?

He is the best bear for his family! He could actually give a bear hug!

[murasaki-cha]

I came to the realization that Kim Dokja is the only one out of the holy trinity that has actually gone to college and has a proper degree and now I'm laying on the floor trying to process it

[that-was-anticlimactic]

gUY SGUYTS GUYS GUST GUSY

I PASSED EDTPA!!! THAT SUPER BIG PORTFOLIO THING I’VE BEEN FREAKING OUT ABOUT!!!

I GOT A 49 AND THE PASSING SCORE IS LIKE A 35 OR SOMETHING NEAR tHAT OG OG ONG OMG OMG OM O J I UGY

[hyunjaewifesworld]

Han Yoojin🤝Han Myungoh (being pregnant)

This is very funny for me, know that Han Yoojin and Han Myungoh who both hold the Han surname and become pregnant men in their stories. even though Han Yoojin's pregnancy process is not as scary as Han Myungoh, at least they both managed to become good mom♥️

-Han yujin (my s class hunters)

-Han myungoh (omniscient reader's viewpoint)

[daethspells]

This level of beauty should be illegal

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

CHAPTER 12 CHAPTER 12 CHAPTER 12 CHAPTER 12 CHAPTER 12

Oof I'm late here Alan and Damian

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

THE DETAIL- THE LITERAL PAGES FROM THE BOOK, DAMIENS WIDE EYE WONDER- ALANS LIL PEARL EARRING AND THE SWEAT DROP??? YOU CONVEYED SO FUCKING MUCH I LEEP LOOKING OVER THE DETAILS AND JUST AHH

DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR SHADING/HIGHLIGHTS WHICH ARE SO SO PRETTYYY

[confused-beany]

THAT WAS NOT THE PARENT WE NEEDED GONE

[tealfling]

This has me thinking what if rolan MÈT his person at one of those tedious wizard events because they were complaining about the organization of their library or something. Everyone already thinks rolans an ass and they're arguing that they have things organized perfectly FINE. Rolans not yet person pipes up "this is only acceptable at an ELEMENTARY LEVEL!"

Rolan just ❤️

Rolan bored out of his mind. That in and of itself stokes his temper. He tried not to get involved in the argument, he likes to stick to himself. Then one of those older wizards asked him to back them up on their old outdated method and he couldn't hold back any longer. Their methods- all of them- were fundamentally misguided. Times have changed and there were much better, more logical, user friendly means of organization. Now all of them were turned on him. They say you can't reinvent the wheel, why try to fix what isn't broken? Too dense and set in their ways to see reason.

Then a new wizard interjects from behind, "That method's really only acceptable at an elementary level. If you value a functional academic research library, then the Master of Ramazith's Tower has a valid system worth the time investment." The others threw their hands up in a huff.

Finally someone with sense he thinks. Rolan whips around. The most enchanting person he'd ever seen stood behind him with a righteous smile. Brains and beauty.

"Is this seat taken?" They ask, and it takes Rolan a second to realize they're waiting on an answer. When his wits return, he gestures to the space beside them. Heart racing. As they sit, they lean over and whisper, "Sorry, it looked like you could use another sensible person on your side. I usually don't come to things like this because of old fogies like them."

"Well, I'm glad you came today." The words left Rolan before he knew what he was saying. The heat rushed to his face.

But then they softly smiled, "Me, too."