#hoagie p. gilligan

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

I lied again, I managed to finish them!

I love the trope of "let's hide the adults'/parents' faces and keep them a mystery"!

[zombiegangster]

KND 2x5

The Gilligan Family

The future family of Numbuh 5 and Numbuh 2 (Going Clockwise: Abigail, Hoagie, Hogarth III, Homer and Jodie)

Hogarth Pennywhistle Gilligan III

Hoagie and Abby’s eldest son. A teenager whose presence is mostly seen through the shambles of mess and food he leaves around the house. When he is around, he can usually be heard complaining.

- 14 years old

- He’s always either at the mall or at school, so he’s not often home. Even when he is around, his face is always hidden

- Named for his grandfather. To carry on his spirit

- Was given his mother’s hat when he was younger. He doesn’t wear it anymore but keeps it hanging on his room door.

- Despite being a teenager, he’s still quite civil to his brother and is pretty harmless. Sector V still keeps him (or at least his room) under surveillance though.

Homer Thomas Gilligan (Numbuh 7)

The Writing Operative and 2x4 technology officer of the current Sector V. Loyal, hardworking and a little awkward, Homer often acts as a support to the team in many ways. Whether in battle, missions or off duty, he’s a capable presence who always comes through for them.

- 10 years old

- His middle name, Thomas, is a nod to his uncle.

- His code number is a reference to Cree Summer’s (voice of Numbuh 5) comment that if she was in the KND, she’d pick 7 as her number.

- He is said to be a great storyteller and does the daily logs for Sector V, hence his role as Writing Operative. He often puts his own twist on it of course, dabbling in a few writing genres

- He wishes to invent more original 2x4 technology items instead of following existing blueprints, but his inventions always end up exploding. The only successful thing he made is Roku’s signature weapon.

Jodie Gilligan

Hoagie and Abby’s daughter. Hogarth III and Homer’s little sister. A very cheery and giggly baby.

- 11 months old

- Her name is Hebrew in origin, an allusion to the Gilligans’ Jewish heritage

- She is very attracted to candy, despite not being old enough to eat it yet (her teeth haven’t come in). Can get EXTREMELY aggravated if she finds candy and someone takes it from her

- Shows quite good mobility for a baby, being able to quickly sneak up on people and climb on high-ish surfaces

- Is probably the only one that happily laughs at her father’s jokes

Abigail Gilligan née Lincoln

Part-time Teacher at McClintock High School and Full-Time mom, Abi still manages to find a way to maintain her laid-back cool attitude through it all. When she’s not grading papers, or getting gum out of her kids’ hair, she often spends her time reading or painting.

- 38 years old

- Secretly still a KND member with the rest of Sector V.

- Was in Wally’s band as the keyboardist in their high school days

- Often goes to ice cream parlours, soda fountains and candy stores with Hoagie on dates to sample the flavours.

- Splits the house duties with Hoagie. As she tells the kids: “Your dad cooks, I do the taxes and whoever loses at thumb wrestling has to clean.”

Hoagie P. Gilligan Jr

A pilot at the airport, he opted to work on short-haul flights so he wouldn’t be away from his family so much. Fun-loving and jovial, he dotes on his wife and tries to be a cool dad to his kids (despite the bad jokes he keeps telling)

- 37 years old

- Secretly still a KND member with the rest of Sector V.

- Is close with his son Homer. They usually spend time building stuff in the garage together. Both are still trying to figure out why Homer’s inventions always end up exploding

- His penchant for telling his bad jokes has only gotten worse over the years, but he says that he now has a right as a dad to say them.

- Only started dating Abby in their early 20s and got married a few years later

[pinkmeanschaos]

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[starricandi-doodles]

Doodled some Kids Next Door! I haven’t drawn these guys in a decade (im old lol).

[kndsillies]

KND next gen au! Recently rewatched the show and I'm a suckered for next gen aus so I decided to make my own.

Lemme tell you bout them! Some things may change as this is a concept and not polished BTW. So if anything isn't the same in the future you know why, it's still a wip :)

First off we have Hogarth P. Gilligan-Lincoln lll, or as he prefers, Gil. Gil is future Sector V's Numbuh 5. The second son of Hoagie Gilligan(Previously Numbuh 2) and Abigail Lincoln(Previously Numbuh 5), he is Sector V's new Stealth Specialist/spy. He is very chill and passive, not easy to anger. Though he does get frustrated, he prefers go about things with as little altercation as possible, though when push comes to shove, he can serve mean punch. Gil also is a big candy lover, just like his mother. He has two sibling, an older brother who is a teenager, and a younger sister, who is sector Vs Numbuh 2.

Next we have Charlotte Beetles, future Sector V's Numbuh 4. Daughter of Kuki Sanban(Previously Numbuh 3) and Wallabee Beetles(Previously Numbuh 4). The brawn of the group, she's a tough tombish girl. Despite her short stature she's hell in a pair of overalls. Sector Vs muscle. She hates being underestimated, which she frequently is whether that be because of her height, or the reason she hates the most, that she's a girl. She pretends to hate girly things yet secretly loves Rainbow Monkies and girly fashion magazines, though she's scared of her sector finding out and making fun of her. Has a baby sister, and is a total daddy's girl. 'Adults suck!... except my dad he's great.'

They're best friends and often seen together on missions or in battle! :) feel free to give feedback or ask questions.

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

Hoagie: uhhhh ask your brother, he's the one in charge of destroying stuff

Luna:... You mean-

Ricky: SOMEONE NEEDS MY EXPLOSIVE SERVICE?? WHO ARE WE BLOWING UP????

@kommandonuovidiavoli this is wild

[thetreehousechronicles]

Hoagie P. Gilligan Jr. -

Teenage Years

Here are some of my quick headcanons about teenage Hoagie P. Gilligan Jr. as a member of the Teens Next Door (TND)—focusing on how he balances his usual humor and optimism with the weight of betrayal from both Nigel and Wally. He’s still the heart of the group, always cracking jokes and keeping morale up, but deep down, he’s struggling with the loss of his two best friends—one brainwashed by the GKND, the other now on the opposite side. With Kuki at his side, he refuses to lose hope, believing that, somehow, they can bring both Nigel and Wally back. These are just my interpretations, so take them as fun ideas and personal takes���after all, headcanons are all about exploring different possibilities!

TW: MENTIONSOF DEPRESSION IS REFERENCES IF YOU DONT LIKE DON’T READ

The Heart of the Team: Hoagie keeps his humor intact despite everything, making sure the team doesn’t fall apart under stress. Even when things are grim, he’s the one cracking jokes to lighten the mood.

Masking His Pain: While he jokes around, deep down, the betrayal of both Nigel and Wally weighs heavily on him. He doesn’t talk about it much, but Kuki can always tell when he’s hurting.

Refuses to Believe Nigel is Gone: Even though Nigel’s memory was wiped and he’s now with the GKND, Hoagie believes there’s still a part of him left. He studies every interaction they have, searching for any sign of the old Nigel.

Kuki Helps Him Through It: Kuki is one of the only people who can pull him out of his dark moments. She reminds him that he's not alone and that it's okay to feel hurt.

The Engineer of the TND: Hoagie takes his inventions to the next level, creating gadgets that can keep up with teen and adult threats. His knowledge of KND tech makes him one of the best engineers in the TND.

Still a Pilot at Heart: Even though he’s no longer in the KND, Hoagie refuses to stop flying. He’s the TND’s best pilot and often uses his skills to escape dangerous missions.

A Rock for Kuki: With everything going on, he makes sure Kuki doesn’t lose hope. They lean on each other a lot, whether it's talking late at night or just sitting in silence when the weight of everything gets too much.

Sleeps Less, Works More: Instead of dealing with his emotions, he throws himself into his work. He spends hours improving TND technology, even when it means running on barely any sleep.

Secretly Keeps Old KND Mementos: Hoagie kept a stash of old Sector V memorabilia—things like mission reports, photos, and gadgets. He sometimes stares at them, remembering the good times.

Struggling with Depression : Despite his humor and upbeat attitude, Hoagie falls into a depressive state at times. Losing both Wally and Nigel, two of his best friends, weighs heavily on him. He still cracks jokes, but sometimes, they feel more forced.

Tries to Get Through to Wally: Despite his anger, Hoagie doesn’t give up on Wally. If they ever cross paths, he tries to talk to him, reminding him of who he used to be. Sometimes, he thinks Wally hesitates—but it’s never enough.

Uses Humor as a Defense Mechanism: Whenever someone mentions Nigel or Wally, Hoagie cracks a joke. It’s not that he finds it funny—it’s just easier than dealing with the pain.

Wants to Save Nigel the Most: Even though Nigel is technically further gone than Wally, Hoagie wants him back more than anything. Maybe it’s because Nigel never chose to leave—it was forced on him.

Hates Silence: Ever since Nigel and Wally left, Hoagie can’t stand long silences. It reminds him too much of how things used to be. That’s why he’s always talking, even if it’s just nonsense.

Rivalry with Chad: Now that Hoagie is in the TND, he butts heads with Chad more than ever. He can’t stand the guy, but he reluctantly admits that Chad gives decent tactical advice.

Sleepless Nights: Hoagie stays up late working on gadgets to distract himself. Kuki has to drag him to bed sometimes, reminding him that he won’t be able to help anyone if he passes out from exhaustion.

He Won’t Give Up: Despite everything, Hoagie refuses to believe this is the end for Sector V. No matter how long it takes, he’s determined to bring Nigel and Wally back— because that’s what best friends do.

[roguephenon]

My fan lore on Hoagie’s Dog

Hoagie P. Gilligan Junior-Junior. Double J. “DJ”

Old English Sheepdog with some border collie.

Found by Hoagie as a young pup during a time Hoagie ran away from home. Adopted by Betty after the dog guided him back.

Bonded with the Gilligans but is a free spirit. He likes to wander.

Likes watermelon.

Loves kids.

Hates Lydia. Forcibly herds her back to Sure Would Retirement Home when he is around.

Nigel and Kuki know him. Abby and Wally do not. The latter two just always miss him somehow.

Is an ESA.

Either guides lost kids back home or to KND bases to escape abuse.

Carries emergency root beer in his collar, brewed from fresh Himalayan soda water.

Somehow has an accredited doctorate in being a good boy.

Is the reincarnation of Hoagie’s dad.

[cherryblossom1cedtea]

Did the “as pretty as…” trend with knd characters (Sector V + The Delightful Children)

“Nigel Uno is as pretty as a freshly polished monocle—sharp, bold, and undeniably commanding attention”

“Hoagie P. Gilligan is as pretty as a sky full of fluffy clouds on a carefree summer day—fun, comforting, and full of imagination”

“Kuki Sanban is as pretty as a field of vibrant wildflowers swaying under a golden sunset—bright, lively, and impossible to ignore”

“Wallabee Beatles is as pretty as a perfectly polished golden yo-yo, spinning with charm and just a touch of mischief”

“Abigail Lincoln is as pretty as a soulful jazz melody on a quiet night—cool, confident, and effortlessly captivating”

“Bruce is as pretty as a perfectly frosted cupcake—sweet on the surface but with a swirl of mystery underneath”

“Alyssandra is as pretty as a porcelain music box—delicate, poised, and hiding layers of complexity”

“Constance is as pretty as a glimmering icicle on a winter morning—elegant, sharp, and undeniably striking”

“David is as pretty as a perfectly carved chess piece—refined, strategic, and commanding quiet admiration”

“Lenny is as pretty as a sleek, polished marble statue—cool, composed, and with an air of quiet sophistication”

[rosemary1315]

Hoagie meet Mermaid Abby

[Update: May 26, 2024]

KND fanart again

This time, I draw Hoagie P. Gilligan Jr. or Number 2 and Abigail (Abby) Lincoln or Number 5 as Mermaid.

Well, I haven't draw Hoagie x Abby for a long time.

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

Dunno which one I liked the most so here's both of them! Sector V in show time but with my designs!

Enjoy~

[phoenixlionme]

My Favorite Fictional Couples Part 42

NOTE: Be respectful of my choices; the OTPs are not ranked, just of who I thought when making this list.

Kill La Kill: Ryuko Matoi + Mako Mankanshoku = Ryumako

2. Codename: Kids Next Door: Wallabee "Wally" Beatles aka Numbuh Four + Kuki Sanban aka Numbuh Three= Walluki

3. Codename: Kids Next Door: Hogarth "Hoagie" P. Gilligan Jr. aka Numbuh Two + Abigail "Abby" Lincoln aka Numbuh Five = Hoagabby

4. Harry Potter franchise: Scorpius Malfoy + Rose Weasley = Scorose

5. DBZ franchise: Krillin + Android 18 = K18

6. TLOK: Jinora + Skoochy = Jinoochy

7. Disney's Bambi: Thumper + Miss Bunny = Thunny

8. Dreamworks' 3Below: Prince Krel + Mary Wang = Krary

9. Fionna and Cake: Gary Prince + Marhsall Lee = Gumlee

10. Chuckie franchise: Jake Wheeler + Devon Evans= Jevon

[torspski]

Teenage! Hoagie P. Gilligan

Appearance: Hoagie is 5'6 " with a pear-shaped build that reflects a sturdy and solid presence. His soft yet confident appearance comes from his rounder, relaxed physique, with a youthful, approachable vibe. His messy, short hair is often tucked under his brown baseball cap, and his iconic goggles are either perched on top of his head or over his eyes. Hoagie’s style leans toward geek chic, combining casual comfort with a touch of flair: he wears a black undershirt tucked into a white button-up shirt, with the top two buttons undone for a laid-back feel. His blue jeans are cuffed at the ends, paired with black and white sneakers that add to his effortlessly cool style. Accessories are kept minimal but functional, with a black leather bracelet, a watch on his right arm, and his iconic goggles and baseball cap always within reach. Though not the most athletic, Hoagie carries himself with confidence, balancing his tech genius persona with a relaxed, easygoing attitude.

Personality: As a teenager, Hoagie has grown into a more thoughtful and confident individual while still maintaining his classic quirky and inventive nature. His intelligence and technical skills have only sharpened, and he’s now known for his ability to come up with solutions on the fly, whether it’s for a mission or a personal problem. Despite his love for gadgets, he’s also become more grounded, learning to balance his nerdy side with a greater awareness of his surroundings. Hoagie’s sense of humor is just as strong, with an occasional goofy remark or pun, but he’s also become more empathetic and serious when it counts, especially when it comes to his friends. His loyalty remains unwavering, and he’s always ready to lend a hand—whether it’s fixing a broken gadget or offering support to those in need. While he still has a bit of a tendency to shy away from confrontation, Hoagie has become more assertive when standing up for his friends or beliefs. He’s no longer the bumbling, shy kid from his younger years, but a reliable and calm presence in the midst of chaos, showing that he’s matured into someone everyone can count on.

Headcannons

Robotics Club President: As president of the robotics club, Hoagie leads his team in prestigious competitions, managing members and showcasing his designs. His passion for robotics is clear, though his quirky inventions often lead to chaotic, entertaining moments. Despite occasional mishaps, his innovative spirit drives success, earning him admiration from peers and teachers. Hoagie’s leadership makes him a key figure in both the club and the school’s STEM community.

STEM Program Enthusiast: Hoagie thrives in the school’s STEM program, excelling in engineering and physics. Known for thinking outside the box, he catches his teachers’ attention with clever solutions. Challenging himself academically, he also mentors younger students, sharing his love for technology. Hoagie’s dedication inspires others to pursue innovation, and his knack for simplifying concepts ensures his mentees grasp even the trickiest STEM topics.

Regained Childhood Memories: Though no longer part of the TND, Hoagie begins recalling moments from his time as Numbuh 2. These memories resurface unexpectedly, often triggered by old friends or familiar challenges. While he keeps them mostly private, they help him connect with Wally’s struggles and reflect on his own past. These flashes of nostalgia offer Hoagie valuable insights into both his friendships and his evolving perspective on adulthood.

Dating Abby: Hoagie and Abby’s relationship has grown stronger over time. He admires her leadership, intellect, and calm demeanor, often calling her “Boss Lady.” Their bond thrives on mutual trust and laughter, with Hoagie always finding ways to make her smile. Whether it’s surprising her with a thoughtful snack or sharing a lighthearted joke, Hoagie ensures their moments together balance their busy, responsibility-filled lives.

Comic Book Aficionado: A lifelong comic book fan, Hoagie collects rare issues and immerses himself in superhero lore. His room is lined with shelves of prized comics, which often inspire his inventive projects. Hoagie finds parallels between his favorite heroes and his own adventures, incorporating their traits into his creations. His passion for comics remains a comforting escape, blending imagination and reality in ways that fuel his creativity.

Class Clown with Purpose: Hoagie’s signature humor has matured, making him a skilled comic relief in tense situations. His quick wit shines when breaking silences or easing stressful moments among friends. While still playful, he’s learned to use jokes tactfully, ensuring they build camaraderie. Hoagie’s ability to lift spirits keeps his group united, showing that laughter can be just as powerful as determination in overcoming challenges.

Mildly Competitive: Though Hoagie enjoys gaming, his competitiveness remains playful and fun. Flight simulators are his favorite, where his piloting skills shine during casual matches or game nights. His relaxed attitude makes him a favorite teammate, balancing humor with occasional moments of brilliance. Hoagie loves surprising friends with unexpected victories, turning friendly competitions into memorable events. For him, it’s always about the fun, not just the win.

Quick-Witted in a Crisis: Hoagie’s quick thinking shines in stressful moments. Whether repairing a gadget on the fly or devising creative solutions under pressure, his resourcefulness never fails to impress. These abilities often save the day, proving that even in chaos, he can remain calm and focused. His knack for solving problems is a hallmark of his character and a trait his friends deeply admire.

Self-Aware Humor: Hoagie fully embraces his quirks, often laughing at himself in a lighthearted way. This self-awareness makes him approachable and endearing, helping his friends feel at ease. By owning his eccentricities, he shows confidence in being true to himself. Hoagie’s humor bridges gaps, turning awkward moments into connections, and proving that a good laugh—especially at oneself—can make life much more enjoyable.

Music Lover: Hoagie’s eclectic music taste spans genres like classic rock, jazz, and electronic beats. Sharing songs with friends is a favorite pastime, whether introducing them to new tracks or remixing his own creations. Music provides an outlet for relaxation and creative expression. Exploring sounds from different genres fuels his imagination, and he often surprises friends with playlists that suit any mood or occasion.

Surprisingly Organized: Though his room may look cluttered, Hoagie has a unique system for keeping everything in order. Each tool and gadget has its place, even if it’s not obvious to others. His attention to detail ensures he never loses track of projects, no matter the chaos. Hoagie’s efficiency amidst apparent disarray highlights his ability to balance creativity and structure, surprising those who see only the surface.

Wants to Make a Difference: Hoagie dreams of making a meaningful impact through his technical skills. Though he’s no longer part of the TND, he channels his abilities into projects that could help others, such as prosthetics or renewable energy solutions. This drive stems from a desire to improve the world, using his creativity to solve real problems and make life better for those in need.

Takes Pride in His Work:Hoagie approaches every project, big or small, with enthusiasm and dedication. Whether designing robotics club entries or fixing gadgets for friends, he takes pride in the results. Sharing his creations with others brings him joy, and their validation means the world to him. For Hoagie, the approval of his closest friends matters as much as the success of the project itself.

Can’t Help but Fix Things: Hoagie’s passion for fixing things extends beyond his own gadgets. Whether repairing a broken toy or tinkering with household items, he’s always eager to help. His curiosity sometimes gets him into trouble, but his desire to improve what’s around him reflects his thoughtful nature. For Hoagie, every problem is an opportunity to create something better and lend a helping hand.

Struggles with Body Image: At times, Hoagie feels insecure about his weight and appearance, especially when comparing himself to friends. These doubts occasionally overshadow his accomplishments. With Abby’s encouragement, he’s learning to embrace himself as he is. Her support reminds him that his kindness, intelligence, and humor define him more than looks ever could. Hoagie’s journey to self-acceptance reflects his growing confidence in who he truly is.

Worries About Masculinity: Hoagie sometimes feels he doesn’t fit traditional ideas of masculinity. Sensitive and empathetic, he views himself as “soft” compared to stereotypes of strength. Abby helps him see that real strength comes from kindness, emotional resilience, and staying true to himself. With her support, Hoagie is learning to embrace his authentic self, finding confidence in his unique qualities and redefining what it means to be strong.

Overthinks Things: Hoagie often overthinks, especially about relationships or future plans. He spends time second-guessing decisions like what’s next with Abby or career choices, leading to stress at times. However, this trait highlights his deep care for his loved ones and life’s important choices. While it’s a struggle, his overanalyzing often brings unique insights, helping him navigate life with a thoughtful, heartfelt approach.

Loves Classic Video Games: Hoagie is a devoted fan of classic video games, particularly those requiring problem-solving skills. He loves reliving nostalgic gaming moments with Abby and his friends, using multiplayer games as bonding experiences. Whether it’s a tricky puzzle or racing through levels, Hoagie finds joy in teamwork and competition. Gaming is more than a hobby—it’s a way he connects with others while embracing cherished memories.

Always Tries to Stay Positive: Hoagie’s natural optimism shines, keeping his friends’ spirits high even during difficult times. He believes every problem has a solution, working tirelessly to inspire hope and positivity in the group. His determination to stay upbeat is often the glue that holds everyone together, making him a dependable source of emotional strength when challenges arise.

Tends to Be the “Big Brother” of the Group: Hoagie naturally fills the “big brother” role in his friend group. Though he’s often goofy, he offers support, advice, and pep talks when needed. Whether by distracting them with humor or genuinely stepping up to help, Hoagie’s caring nature is evident. He ensures his friends feel loved and supported, making him the heart of the group.

Loves Creating Memes: Hoagie’s meme-making skills are unmatched. From hilarious inside jokes to trending internet humor, he keeps his friends laughing with creative, relatable content. He often shares memes in the group chat, brightening everyone’s day with his humor. Whether he’s riffing on shared experiences or jumping on the latest trends, Hoagie’s memes have become a beloved part of their friendship dynamic.

Super Protective of His Friends: Behind Hoagie’s playful nature lies fierce loyalty. He’s incredibly protective of his friends, willing to stand up for them whenever needed. If anyone tries to harm them, he doesn’t hesitate to step in, even at personal risk. His dedication ensures his friends always feel safe, supported, and valued, reinforcing the bond they share.

Has a Collection of Funko Pops: Hoagie treasures his Funko Pop collection, filled with characters from superheroes, gaming, and sci-fi. Though his friends tease him, they understand it reflects his love for nostalgia and franchises. Each figure tells a story of his favorites, and he’s proud of the memories they bring. Despite the teasing, Hoagie’s passion for collecting has become a quirky, endearing part of his personality.

The Fourth to Get His Driver’s License: Hoagie didn’t rush to get his license, but after seeing Abby and Nigel drive, he decided to join the fun. Being the fourth in the group to get one gave him newfound independence and freedom. No longer relying on friends for rides, Hoagie enjoys the thrill of driving and contributing to their adventures. His excitement adds a playful dynamic to the group.

Quick Texters Like Abby and Kuki: Hoagie’s texting speed rivals Abby and Kuki’s, making him essential in group chats. He responds instantly, cracking jokes and sending memes that keep everyone entertained. His quick updates ensure the group stays informed, no matter the time. Whether it’s humor or helpfulness, his texting style reflects his personality: engaging, lighthearted, and always ready to connect with his friends.

Meme King: Hoagie is the group’s meme king, always sharing the funniest content. Whether it’s trending humor or nostalgic jokes, his meme game is unmatched. His friends eagerly await his daily contributions to their chats, knowing they’ll be spot-on. Hoagie’s knack for humor strengthens their bond, making every shared meme a reminder of his role as the group’s comedic cornerstone.

Has a Hidden Talent for Cooking: Though unexpected, Hoagie shines in the kitchen. He surprises friends with delicious meals or late-night snacks, showcasing impressive skills. His culinary talent is understated but appreciated, especially during hangouts. Hoagie’s ability to whip up tasty dishes with minimal effort adds a surprising layer to his character, making him the group’s go-to chef for fun gatherings.

Obsessed with Retro Tech: Hoagie’s love for retro technology is unmatched. From vintage consoles to old-school gadgets, he collects and restores them with passion. Despite his expertise in modern tech, he finds joy in the charm of simpler designs. His enthusiasm for nostalgia adds a unique dimension to his personality, endearing him to friends who admire his ability to connect the past with the present.

Knows Every Song on the Radio: Hoagie’s musical memory is incredible; he recognizes songs instantly, whether current hits or decades-old classics. His talent makes him the group’s unofficial DJ, curating playlists and sharing recommendations. Hoagie’s love for music keeps his friends engaged, and his ability to recall songs adds a fun, dynamic element to their hangouts, making him an invaluable music enthusiast.

Loves Giving Nicknames: Hoagie’s creativity shines in the quirky nicknames he gives his friends. Inspired by inside jokes or funny moments, his names often leave everyone laughing. While some are bizarre, they reflect his playful nature and deepen their bond. Over time, the group has grown to love the nicknames, cherishing the memories they represent and the laughter Hoagie brings.

Has an Infectious Laugh: Hoagie’s laugh is irresistibly contagious, instantly lightening the mood. Its distinctiveness makes it memorable, turning even serious moments into opportunities for joy. His friends associate it with happiness, relying on him to bring levity. Hoagie’s laugh encapsulates his fun-loving spirit, reminding everyone of the comfort and camaraderie he provides, no matter the situation.

Loves Getting Everyone Involved: Hoagie thrives on inclusivity, ensuring no one feels left out during activities. His enthusiasm for teamwork and shared experiences is infectious, bringing friends together. Whether it’s a game or a group project, his efforts foster a sense of belonging. Hoagie’s role as the group’s unifier highlights his caring nature and ability to create memorable moments for everyone.

Always Adds a Funny Caption to Photos: Hoagie’s humor shines in the captions he adds to group photos. His quick wit turns simple pictures into hilarious moments, often turning them into memes. These captions become cherished memories, reflecting his playful nature. His creativity in documenting their adventures keeps the group laughing and strengthens their bond through shared humor.

Loves Watching Classic Cartoons: Hoagie has a soft spot for nostalgic cartoons, especially 90s classics. He enjoys sharing his favorites, often recommending episodes that shaped his childhood. His passion for these shows adds a timeless charm to his personality, reminding his friends of simpler times. Hoagie’s love for cartoons brings joy and a sense of nostalgia to the group.

Always First to Suggest a Movie Marathon: Hoagie loves movie marathons, often suggesting cheesy superhero films or comedies. His enthusiasm for these relaxing hangouts makes him the group’s organizer. Snacks, laughter, and camaraderie flow effortlessly under his guidance. Hoagie’s ability to create fun, no-pressure settings strengthens their friendships, showcasing his knack for making every moment enjoyable.

Affectionate, but Not Overly So: Hoagie expresses affection subtly, offering help or sharing lighthearted moments. Though he’s growing more comfortable with physical gestures, he prefers meaningful actions over grand displays. His thoughtful approach strengthens his relationships, particularly with Abby and the group. Hoagie’s quiet affection reflects his caring nature, creating bonds that are both heartfelt and lasting.

Food Knowledge: Hoagie’s familiarity with local takeout spots makes him the group’s food expert. He knows the best-hidden gems, offering perfect recommendations for any craving. His love for delicious meals stems from his resourcefulness, ensuring his friends are never disappointed. Hoagie’s food expertise enhances their outings, adding flavor and fun to their shared adventures.

Team’s Comfort Person: Hoagie is a supportive confidant, always ready to listen and provide advice. His empathy and understanding make him the group’s emotional anchor. Though some, like Wally, keep things private, Hoagie’s patience fosters trust. His ability to create a safe space for his friends highlights his role as the team’s comforting, dependable figure.

Dad Joke Master: Hoagie’s endless dad jokes and puns are a source of both groans and laughs. His comedic battles with Wally, filled with cheesy quips, entertain the group and showcase his playful spirit. Though lighthearted, these moments deepen their bond, proving that laughter is a cornerstone of their friendship, and Hoagie’s humor is irreplaceable.

Master of Impromptu Dance Parties: Hoagie’s carefree energy turns dull moments into spontaneous dance parties. His goofy moves and insistence on fun pull everyone into the excitement. These impromptu sessions showcase his love for making memories and bringing joy to his friends. Hoagie’s ability to embrace silliness creates unforgettable experiences, reminding everyone to live in the moment.

[izzy-art-879]

KND Swap AU: Part 1

A swap/role-reversal AU! I've seen that most swap AUs have Sector V switch roles with the Delightful Children/Sector Z but I decided to do something a little different!

Numbuh 362 - Numbuh 1

Numbuh 86 - Numbuh 2

Numbuh 35 - Numbuh 3

Numbuh 23 - Numbuh 4

Numbuh 60 - Numbuh 5

Sector V is now called Sector VI.

Numbuh 1 (Nigel Uno) is the Supreme Leader of the Kids Next Door and still retains his workaholic personality but is friendly and supportive. Although he loves his job, the pressure does sometimes gets to him.

Numbuh 2 (Hoagie P. Gilligan) is the Head of Decommissioning. He still tells bad jokes but is bossy, stubborn and loud at times. He doesn't hate girls but doesn't want to put them in harm's way, so he can come off as sexist to others.

Numbuh 3 (Kuki Sanban) is a Moonbase Scout and the Sooper-Stealthy Communications Officer. She still retains her cheerful personality but is a bit of a nerd and loves Yipper.

Numbuh 4 (Wally Beetles) is the Incendiary Confectionary Munitions Agent. He's a pretty cheerful but can be pretty crazy at times with his candy weapons. He's also a fan of Rainbow Monkeys.

Numbuh 5 (Abby Lincoln) is the Drill Sergeant at the Kids Next Door Arctic Base. She is strict and stern when training the cadets and has a serious personality. Despite that, she is loyal to the KND and has a laid-back side. She is a close friend of Numbuh 1 and her sister is the formerly Supreme Leader Numbuh 11.

As for Sector VI...

Numbuh 362 (Rachel T. McKenzie) is the workaholic leader of Sector VI and would rather go on missions than hang out and play at the park. She tends to be paranoid and is quick to jump into action. She puts her team before herself and cares deeply about them.

Numbuh 86 (Fanny Fulbright) is the 2x4 Technology Officer of Sector VI. She is a nerd and enjoys eating food. She enjoys cracking bad jokes and puns much to the annoyance of her team. She is also known to play detective whenever there's a mystery.

Numbuh 35 (Bartie Storks) is the Diversionary Tactics Expert and Medical Specialist of Sector VI. He is optimistic, clueless and loves Rainbow Monkeys. He has an aggressive side when someone insults Rainbow Monkeys and takes great care of the hamsters of the Sector VI treehouse.

Numbuh 23 (Virginia Sims) is the Hand-to-Hand Combat Expert and Brawler Weaponry Expert of Sector VI. She is the team's muscle and is the strongest, toughest and wildest member of the team. While she's not very smart, she makes up for it using her fists. She is impulsive and hates Rainbow Monkeys because of how girly they are (Just because she's a girl doesn't mean she has to like Rainbow Monkeys!). She has a crush on Numbuh 35 (but don't you dare tell anyone!).

Numbuh 60 (Patton Drilovsky) is the Second-in-Command and Spy of Sector VI. He is intelligent, calm and book-smart. He is seen as the cool one and usually refers to himself as "Numbuh 60" in the third person. He loves candy and is a candy hunter. He usually goes on candy adventures alone and has a fatherly side. He has a secret crush on Numbuh 86 (despite her bad jokes) and has a fierce rivalry with his older brother Chad.

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GenderBend KND squish! Individuals!

[thecookieverse]

Cookieverse: Schools

Milkyway Elementary

Known Students

Alfajor Cookie (Inez)

Apple Cookie

Apple Dodger Cookie (Ferb)

Astronaut Food Cookie (Dib Membrane)

Babosa Cookie (Tanis)

Banana Pancake Cookie (Quincy)

Basil Cookie (Buttercup)

Bell Pepper Cookie

Berry Gel Cookie (Sally)

Berry Smoothie Cookie (Keesha)

Bitter Melon Cookie (Violet)

Blackberry Pie Cookie (Schroeder)

Blue Corn Cookie (Boomer)

Blue Taro Cookie (Tim)

Blueberry Kulfi Cookie (Baljeet)

Blueberry Jam Cookie (Lucy)

Burrito Cookie (K.O.)

Candy Bone Cookie (Skid)

Candy Jack Cookie (Ralphie)

Carrot Puff Cookie (Arnold)

Cavatappi Cookie (Frieda)

Champurrado Cookie (Carlos)

Chili Dog Cookie (Hoagie P. Gilligan Jr./Numbuh 2)

Chocolate Swirl Cookie (Jimmy Neutron)

Concord Juice Cookie (Sibella)

Coney Dog Cookie (Winnie)

Cornflower Cookie (Franklin)

Cranberry Flan Cookie (Jackie)

Cream Pie Cookie (Charlotte)

Cucumber Cookie (Dendy)

Daffodil Cookie (Dorothy Ann)

Dandelion Cookie (Jimmy)

Dirt Cake Cookie (Pigpen)

Ditalini Cookie (Leo)

Farfalle Cookie (Annie)

Food Coloring Cookie (Adeleine)

Fruit Punch Cookie (PPG!Brick)

Ghost Pipe Cookie (Phantasma)

Gold Truffle Cookie (Princess Morbucks)

Gouda Cookie (Buford)

Green Bean Cookie (Phoebe)

Hokey Pokey Cookie (Wallabee Beetles/Numbuh 4)

Honeydew Cookie (Elsa Frankenteen)

Key Lime Cookie (Cyberchase!Matt)

Lemon Gel Cookie (Charlie Brown)

Marshmallow Bunny Cookie (Panini)

Matcha Choco Cookie (Kuki Sanban/Numbuh 3)

Mellowcreme Pumpkin Cookie (Pump)

Mint Cream Cookie (Peppermint Patty)

Mochi Cookie (Wanda)

Nori Cookie (Butch)

Oleander Cookie (Grim Adventures!Mandy)

Orchid Cookie (June)

Pink Lemonade Cookie (Blossom)

Pixy Powder Cookie (Timmy Turner)

Pudding Pop Cookie (Chowder)

Pumpkin Brownie Cookie (Marcie)

Raspberry Jam Cookie (Linus)

Salsa Chip Cookie (Phineas)

Salted Caramel Cookie (Abigail Lincoln/Numbuh 5)

Soda Bread Cookie (Fanny Fulbright/Numbuh 86)

Soft Serve Cookie (Funkin Dusk)

Strawberry Fool Cookie (Nigel Uno/Numbuh 1)

Sufganiyah Cookie (Isabella)

Sugar Cookie (Bubbles)

Star Jelly Cookie (Zim)

Tangelo Cookie (Billy)

Tangerine Tanghulu Cookie

Vieux Lille Cookie (Sarah)

Walnut Cookie

Former Students

Five-Layer Cookie (DCFDTL); were kidnapped and brainglazed by Black Olive Cookie (Father)

Tarator Cookie (Vendetta); Expelled for horrific bullying and her dessert monster creations hurting other students. Also the incident where she tried to take over the school on show-and-tell day. That too.

Known Faculty

Beacon Apple Cookie (Bea Spells-A-Lot, part-time tutor)

Gelatin Cookie (Edd/Double D, part-time science tutor)

Honeycrisp Apple Cookie (Ms. Frizzle, teacher)

McIntosh Red Cookie (Will Wedgewood/Wonder-Red; teacher)

Nigiri Cookie (Makoto Nijima, part-time tutor)

Orange Pippin Cookie (Ms. Keene, teacher)

Sucrose Junior High

Known Students

Apple Pie Cookie (Paula Polestar)

Beacon Apple Cookie (Bea Spells-A-Lot)

Blueberry Churro Cookie (Frida Suarez)

Bratwurst Cookie (Rolf)

Camembert Cookie (Ed)

Candy Jewel Cookie (Jewel Sparkles)

Caprese Salad Cookie (Kevin)

Chocolate Truffle Cookie (Trixie Carter)

Circus Peanut Cookie (Peanut Big Top)

Custard Doughnut Cookie (Jeff Andonuts)

Ergot Cookie (Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn)

Fish Stick Cookie (Lee Kanker)

Garlic Cookie (EW!Dawn)

Gelatin Cookie (Edd/Double D)

Granola Cookie (Jonny)

Grape Jam Cookie (Mabel)

Gum Scrap Cookie (Ness)

Jawbreaker Cookie (Eddy)

Lanatus Dragon Cookie (Jake Long)

Lemon Swirl Cookie (Lucas)

Limburger Cookie (May Kanker)

Mashed Potato Cookie (Marie Kanker)

Orange Swirl Cookie (Claus)

Passion Fruit Cookie (Nazz)

Peanut Butter Cookie (Dipper)

Pork Rind Cookie (Porky Minch)

Prickly Pear Cookie (Kumatora)

Rocket Pop Cookie (Dot Starlight)

Russet Potato Cookie (Arthur “Spud” Spudinski)

Spaghetti Marinara Cookie (Spot Splatter Splash)

Sprinkle Cookie (Crumbs Sugar Cookie)

Valerian Cookie (Pillow Featherbed)

Whipped Cocoa Cookie (Mittens Fluff 'N' Stuff)

White Truffle Cookie (Pacifica Northwest)

Yellow Lily Cookie (Rose)

Fructose High School

Known Students

Ackee Fruit Cookie (Monika)

Apple Cider Cookie (Applejack)

Beef Bowl Cookie (Yu Narukami)

Berry Soda Cookie (Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury)

Blackberry Cheesecake Cookie (Totally Spies!Mandy)

Black Currant Cookie (Raven)

Black Rose Cookie (Sam Manson)

Buffalo Sauce Cookie (Randy Cunningham)

California Roll Cookie (Naoto Shirogane)

Candy Ring Cookie (Rarity)

Chamomile Cookie (Yuri)

Chocolate Crepe Cookie (Ann Takamaki)

Clam Cookie (Cyborg)

Confetti Cake Cookie (Pinkie Pie)

Cordyceps Cookie (Shawn)

Coriander Cookie (Starfire)

Creme Sandwich Cookie (Danny Fenton/Phantom)

Curly Fry Cookie (Howard Weinerman)

Curry Cookie (Futaba Sakura)

Gala Apple Cookie (Sammy)

Gateau Cookie (Vanessa)

Gummy Fish Cookie (Lagoona Blue)

Haricot Vert Cookie (Jean-Sebastian Renault/Wonder-Green)

Hero Cookie

Jelly Worm Cookie (Ghoulia Yelps)

Kale Cookie (Robin)

Katsu Sando Cookie (Akira Kurusu/Joker)

Kumquat Cookie (Leshawna)

Lemon Mint Cookie (Frankie Stein)

Marshmallow Pie Cookie (Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon)

Manju Cookie (Yukiko Amagi)

Meat Bun Cookie (Ryuji Sakamoto)

Melopita Cookie (Cleo de Nile)

MRE Cookie (TD!Brick)

Myrtle Cookie (Minako Aino/Sailor Venus)

Nanaimo Bar Cookie (Owen)

Nigiri Cookie (Makoto Nijima)

Orange Blossom Cookie (Zoey)

Orange Creme Cookie (Jasmine “Jazz” Fenton)

Orzo Cookie (Mike)

Pansy Cookie (Fluttershy)

Papanași Cookie (Mariana Kretzulesco/Wonder-Pink)

Pepperoni Pizza Cookie (Geoff)

Pink Licorice Cookie (Draculaura)

Pizza Cookie

Pizza Pocket Cookie (Total Drama!Sam)

Poppy Seed Cookie (Clover)

Potato Stew Cookie (Yosuke Hanamura)

Protein Bar Cookie (Tyler)

Purple Tea Cookie (Sierra)

Red Delicious Cookie (Amy)

Ruby Choco Cookie (Sayori)

Salsa Cookie (Candace)

Samosa Cookie (Noah)

Sandwich Cookie

Seaweed Brownie Cookie (Bridgette)

Shaved Ice Cookie (Abbey Bominable)

Sour Straw Cookie (Tucker Foley)

Some Total Drama contestants (Excluding Biscuit Cookie/Ezekiel, obviously.)

Sports Drink Cookie (Rainbow Dash)

Steak Cookie (Chie Satonaka)

Strawberry Cupcake Cookie (Natsuki)

Tin Cookie (Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter)

Toaster Tart Cookie (Harold)

Tofu Cookie (Beast Boy)

Vegemite Cookie (TD!Jasmine)

Veggie Chip Cookie (Totally Spies!Sam)

Vichyssoise Cookie (Rise Kujikawa)

Watermelon Snake Cookie (Deuce Gorgon)

Wolfsbane Cookie (Clawdeen Wolf)

Wonton Cookie (Alex)

Yakitori Cookie (Kanji Tatsumi)

Former Students

Cobalt Cookie (Scarlett; Expelled after it was discovered that she was trying to recruit students to the Cookies of Darkness)

Dagwood Sandwich Cookie (Norville “Shaggy” Rogers; graduated)

Deviled Egg Cookie (Fred Jones; graduated)

Sweet Potato Cookie (Velma Dinkley; graduated)

Toxic Sludge Cookie (Izzy; expelled due to her crazy antics)

Patisserie Academy

A high-end private high school.

Known Students

Buttered Pancake Cookie (Goro Akechi)

Champagne Cookie (Mitsuru Kirijo)

Chicken Salad Cookie (Haruka Tenou/Sailor Uranus)

Coffee Crisp Cookie (Cody)

Fruit Salad Cookie (Haru Okumura)

Galette Cookie (Lindsay)

Jagariko Cookie (Yusuke Kitagawa)

Loco Moco Cookie (Justin)

Rose Water Cookie (Senpai/Kenji Sakubara)

Saba Sashimi Cookie (Michiru Kaiou/Sailor Neptune)

Saffron Cookie (Alejandro)

Sashimi Cookie (Heather)

Tuxedo Cake Cookie (Mamoru Chiba/Tuxedo Mask)

Watercress Cookie (Dakota)

Former Students

Blueberry Cheesecake Cookie (Daphne Blake; graduated)

Sugarcane Academy

A university/college

Known Students

Black Rice Cookie (Krishna Ramanujon/Wonder Black)

Blackthorn Cookie (Faith Fernandez)

Blueberry Tart Cookie (Vicky Schmidt)

Calla Lily Cookie (Joy Johnson-Johijima)

Cherry Pepper Cookie (Amira Rashid)

Cypress Cookie (Setsuna Meiou/Sailor Pluto)

Elderberry Cookie (Oz)

Filius Blue Cookie (Dahlia Aquino)

Ghost Pepper Cookie (Damien LeVey)

Gummy Hoop Cookie (Gogo)

Henbane Cookie (Hope Halko)

Ikasumi Pasta Cookie (Zoe)

Keema Cookie (Aaravi Mishra)

Maki Roll Cookie (Hiro Hamada)

Potato Chip Cookie (Scott Howl)

Purple Kale Cookie (Liam de Lioncourt)

Rafflesia Cookie (Brian Yu)

Saltwater Taffy Cookie (Miranda Vanderbilt)

Sour Snake Cookie (Vera Oberlin)

Taco Cookie (Fred Frederickson IV)

Vodka Cookie (Polly Geist)

Yuzu Cookie (Honey Lemon)

Zucchini Cookie (Wasabi)

Former Students

Slushie Cookie (Boyfriend/Jacob; Dropped out)

Parfaedia Institute

An all-ages magic school set in the city of Parfaedia

Known Students

Acai Cookie (Twilight Sparkle)

Bay Laurel Cookie (TD!Dawn)

Clerodendrum Cookie (Musa)

Coralline Algae Cookie (Tecna)

Cream Puff Cookie

Fruity Puff Cookie (Leonard)

Nasturtium Cookie (Bloom)

Prune Juice Cookie

Sunflower Cookie (Stella)

Tulip Cookie (Flora)

Water Lily Cookie (Aisha)

Known Faculty

Almond Cookie (Preventing Magical Accidents & Mishaps professor)

Capricious Wizard (Substitute Teacher)

Eclair Cookie (History professor)

Espresso Cookie (Theorems of Coffee Magic professor)

Latte Cookie (Entry-Level Magic Circles professor)

Parfaedia Principal (Principal)

Former Students

Ackee Fruit Cookie (Monika, transferred to Fructose High)

Honeycrisp Apple Cookie (Ms. Frizzle, graduated)

Mistletoe Cookie (Icy, expelled)

Nightshade Cookie (Darcy, dropped out)

Prune Cookie (Yzma; graduated… Somehow… in her youth)

Zephyr Lily Cookie (Stormy, dropped out)

Scovilla

An all-ages school situated in Dragon's Valley

Known Students

Capsaicin Cookie 

Jalapeño Cookie (Duncan)

Kimchi Cookie (Scott)

Known Faculty

Scovillia Headmaster (Headmaster)

Former Students

Mala Sauce Cookie (Graduated)

Buffalo Sauce Cookie (Randy Cunningham; transferred to Fructose High)

Sriracha Cookie (Chef Hatchet; Graduated)

Creme Knights Academy

A paladin/knight school situated in the Creme Republic

Known Students

Kouign-Amann Cookie

Known Faculty

Creme Knights Preceptor (Premier)

Former Students

Financier Cookie (Graduated)

Madeleine Cookie (Graduated)

MRE Cookie (TD!Brick; Transferred to Fructose High due to being bullied for his fear of the dark)

Snowbell Academy

An academy for cookies who wish to become holiday cookies

Known Students

Stollen Cookie

Strawberry Cream Cookie