#his wife is SOOOOOO

[bruciemilf]

forget about the war crimes. the bnha fandom isn’t valid until they thirst after rocklock

[alnilaem]

*heavy sigh* ……. Price

[seiwas]

cw: happy tears and tickle fights, birthday celebrations and other things. unedited sawry. ‼️ FIC SPOILERS PAST THIS PORTION OF THE CONTENT WARNING ‼️ pregnancy.

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hajime’s birthday this year is different.

you don’t celebrate on the day of, contrary to your tradition of keeping it free no matter what. instead, you decide on the weekend, taking time to prepare his gift while he’s out of town.

the sunday morning starts out slow, a late wake to his usual 5:00 a.m. runs. you shift beside him, turning to snuggle deeper into his hold.

you weren’t able to wait for him last night, any hour past midnight simply impossible for you to keep up with these days.

your breath puffs out in a long exhale, tickling his collarbone.

he pulls you closer when you move, tucking his nose into the crown of your head. it’s something you both do, you’ve noticed—breathing each other in the moment you return to one another.

the celebration today is not lost on you, but you take in these few silent moments with him for just a bit longer.

when he stirs, squeezing you tighter as he mumbles a low ‘morning’, you peer up to kiss his chin. he’s ticklish there, you know, especially when your lips catch on the bits of stubble grown a few days after he shaves.

it takes longer for you both to get out of bed because of that, a tickle fight ensuing as hajime sneakily crawls his fingers up your armpits, blowing raspberries at the spot right below your ears.

you slip into the bathroom that way—a little clumsy and a lot giggly. then you crouch low, opening the cabinet under the sink; hidden in it is your gift for him, a flat rectangle wrapped in kraft paper and a green bow.

it’s the first thing in your agenda today, you’ve decided, unable to wait until he receives it at the end of the day, like you’d originally planned.

hajime’s propped up against the headboard when you step back into your bedroom, blanket scrunched at his hip. you’re no fan of the season’s heat, but you thank god it’s summer, because at least, you’re met with the view of his exposed chest every morning.

he holds an arm out to welcome you back in, letting you rest your legs across his lap as he cradles your back.

“your gift,” you whisper, holding out the wrapped rectangle, “open it first. that’s the first thing on our agenda today.”

he chuckles, taking the soft rectangle from your hands while kissing your temple, “thanks, babe. you didn’t have to.”

you watch eagerly, tucking yourself into his side as you wrap an arm around his waist. he tears through the wrapper but sets aside the bow, knowing you like to recycle them when you have the chance.

hajime is a simple man, and at the sight of his favorite brand of socks, he lights up at the addition of one more to his already-full drawer of them.

he turns to you, about to pepper your face with a bunch of kisses but—

“check the hem, i got something done to it.” you giggle.

he looks confused for a moment before he turns them over, plain white save for the dark green letters running around its ankle garters.

there’s another reason you decided to celebrate his birthday this weekend, on the third sunday of june.

he deciphers the word, reading each letter: p-a-p-a, and you can see the cogs turning in his brain before he immediately whips his head to face you.

“you’re—?”

you nod.

there’s something indescribable in his eyes, emotion welling up as they gloss over dark olive green—it makes you want to cry, too.

damn all these hormones.

“happy birthday, papa.” you sniffle, smiling wide, “and happy father’s day.”

(after a whole lot of tears, and even more kissing, you show hajime the tests you took while he was away. he tells you you should have told him, that he would have come home, but you shake your head.

it’s well worth it, seeing his reaction to two things he can celebrate today.)

[odysseus-of-lthaca]

so, do you think odysseus is gonna see all 108 suitors fighting for penelope's hand and be like 'babe, i'm not like other suitors. i have angered and befriended gods in ways they can't even think of ' and try to re-rizz his wife?

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus is the type of guy who oozes rizz and can and will say the sweetest shit to Penelope and revels in her being happy with it ("You're beautiful in red" when she blushes. THAT type of cheesy bullshit. Have you READ the shit he says to her in the Odyssey?) but if she gives it back, he just freezes and Odysseus.exe stops working. Especially since he was the one doing all the flirting in the beginning until she finally chills out and "allows" herself to have a crush.

Penelope: ...You know, I don't really know if your name fits you. Odysseus: Oh? You don't think "Pain in the ass" is a good fit? Penelope: It definitely is...But...I don't know. Maybe it's because when I think of you, I don't think of pain, I think of joy... Yeah, instead of "pain giver", you're a giver of joy."Joy Giver" perhaps? Odysseus:

Penelope: ...Are you okay? Odysseus: *completely red and continues to make a high-pitched squeaking sound like air being let out of a balloon*

He gets more used to it as they get further along in their marriage but in the beginning, this guy was screaming into his pillows and kicking his feet and twirling his hair and being stupid :D

[graveyardgayme]

Connor McDavid 1000 PTS Ceremony || CBJ @ EDM || 2024.12.05

Featuring his parents Kelly and Brian McDavid, his wife Lauren, his dog Lenny, and the three Oilers who have been with him the whole way—Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Darnell Nurse, and Leon Draisaitl. From the Erie Otters 1st overall in 2015, to being the 4th Oiler in franchise history to hit 1K points.

"We're not talking greatness, we're talking legendary." — Leon Draisaitl

[qualityrain]

love how shinpei can say the most insane off putting weird intense yandere bullshit and all it takes is for satoko to give this specific look for him to backpedal like crazy

[ratatatastic]

there has to be something about the way they made the marrieds swap partners to test the sanctity of their marriage before the public and THEY BOTH FAILED TREMENDOUSLY

"me and bark (delighted tittering little school girl giggles as he reminisces on the one who got away)"

"OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT MISSILE!!! two best looking guys on the team! (slobbering in his mouth)"

[usercelestial]

fans when buck or eddie get angsty storylines: yessss we love angst 😍 *writes 50 page essay on buck's single facial expression in one scene* yes i love when this show tortures it's characters 🙌

fans when hen and karen get angsty storylines: omg let them be happy please 😭 stop torturing them 😭 they already had angst this season why is this arc lasting so long 😒

[peachy-doodles]

Day 4 of dojoshipping week "Jubilife Village"

Always love the thought of the both of them trying on new outfits together at the clothier but I think Zisu tends to be the more embarrassed one especially when it comes to prettier clothing considering shes the Captain of the Security Corps and is usually seen throwing hands in the dirt.

Ingo loves everything she wears of course! But that can be... an awkward mindset when trying to make a hard choice between which she might like better... Good thing Anthe is there with a keen fashionable eye to help her pick out the best outfit if she ever gets overwhelmed :)

[shoukohime]

HORRIBLE THOUGHT. good luck babe by shoko at utahime

[merlinemrys]

anyway im obsessed with merwen’s crush era they should’ve kissed more actually 🙄

[swagst0rm]

guys doctor wilson

[crazyfandomluver]

Updated OC reference!

So I’ve decided to switch things up with my oc Adam Takker.

He now is an AC-130 pilot, who used to be in the air force for 10 years, but left because moving around a lot was too stressful for his family especially with his wife being pregnant with their daughter at the time that the military wanted them to move. So he left and joined Shadow Company because he heard good things about them. He’s also currently 38 years old and is 5’10

I was thinking of making his callsign ‘Ghoul’ but I’m not sure if it fits him :/ I might make Ghoul his Air Force callsign, and have his Shadow Company callsign be different. I also want the story that comes with his callsign to be related to him sleeping or something, since the operators that he flies can sleep all they want, but he has to stay awake to pilot the plane so he tends to sleep a lot on base after flying, but there’s so much about him that it could change

[dollypopup]

Colin defending Penelope's questionable choices as LW in S3 leaked

[jimmyspades]

I feel like we’re gonna see Jim again soon maybe it’s just wishful thinking but I have a feeling it’s gonna happen we’re gonna get a new fan photo or sighting in public or something soon 🙏🙏