#it is such a shame forsy and sasha werent given these pictures to react to GOD ID PAY SO MUCH MONEY FOR THATTT | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ratatatastic · 22 days ago

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there has to be something about the way they made the marrieds swap partners to test the sanctity of their marriage before the public and THEY BOTH FAILED TREMENDOUSLY

"me and bark (delighted tittering little school girl giggles as he reminisces on the one who got away)"

"OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT MISSILE!!! two best looking guys on the team! (slobbering in his mouth)"

#“i hate sasha with ekkys beard dear god put that away WOW I LOOK SOOOOOO HOT WITH FORSY HELLO SAILOR”#maffhew sweetheart #i need you to take a few deep breaths with me okay? okay.#i cannot get over ekkys little giggle at seeing the lovebaby of him and sasha and his plain “forsy and CHUCK” in contrast #like ooohhhh is someone in the doghouse for not even real cheating? did that strike a nerve? did you not like that?#him going for chuck instead of a matty or chucky... curious #whats in a name anyways #today i learned the male equivalent of calling someone a rocket is “missile”#and im too queer for this i just sighed into my hands #does it get funnier that sasha and forsy dont get to react to this. just their catty wives?#the square dancing wife swapping polycule goes crazy here #but they would all make each other worse actually #im sorry them not liking each other with their husbands but quite the opposite when its them with the other husband...#id like to study them like bugs #and kuli the wine aunt whos witness to this all #she has to humble maffhew and her big fat head #“they had to put you with someone good looking” “yeah-”#at least she remembers humility!#the girls named chuckles and giggles are the mean girls of the team? who wouldve guessed!#it is such a shame forsy and sasha werent given these pictures to react to GOD ID PAY SO MUCH MONEY FOR THATTT

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