You ever think about like. The experience of being Delgal's wife. Your parents arrange with the king for you and the prince to court and see if you're compatible, then you get engaged, then you get married, at some point you find out that the king's funny little elf jester is your betrothed's older brother/mom/best friend/emotional support clown. And you're like, aw, that's cute, but the more you get to know both of them the more you realize that they're bizarrely codependent. And then you get pregnant and the elf - who looks about 12 - keeps giving you advice. And then you give birth and he keeps giving you advice and telling you how to take care of your baby and talking about when your husband was a baby. And the most annoying thing is that a lot of the time he's right and his suggestions help. And then your husband gives the 12 year old clown the medieval equivalent of the nuclear launch codes. And you just have to live with this.
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are you guys picking up what im putting down….
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for the love of god dont forget daz bones
Sir Crocodiles right hand arm man
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i don't ship vetvimes romantically or sexually but i DO constantly think about "sooner or later we're all someone's dog." absolutely unhinged comparison for angua to make and absolutely unhinged way to phrase it. vimes may not be in love with vetinari or even attracted to him at all (vimes reads as a total straightie to me tbh) but pterry said make no mistake he IS that man's dog. and yeah. he is
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pov ur bestie saw that ur hand was within Grabbing Range and LUNGED at that opportunity (breaking u out of ur Bad Thoughts Spiral and grounding u with how silly he is)
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