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He's not impressed

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The Harvest Was Inadequate. i need to refill my meds (asap...) + buy food and necessities + take gaia to the vet

altogether its about $290 usd but anything helps

paypal.me/jupitervivi

i'm sorry for taking your time, and thank you in advance for sharing and support 🥺

have an amity :)

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Good news! I improved the clamp that I showed yesterday w the power of CURVES

AND, it's been released as of a few minutes back! 200CP rn, 400CP later.

Bear in mind; you can angle the bottom ring and open/close the clamp :}

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The Harvest Was Inadequate. i need to refill my meds (asap...) + buy food and necessities + take gaia to the vet

altogether its about $290 usd but anything helps

paypal.me/jupitervivi

i'm sorry for taking your time, and thank you in advance for sharing and support 🥺

have an amity :)

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Sssso did the dev team just forget they made Thancred blind in one eye in Heavensward or what

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in my body i felt no pain.

post-canon yaad & thistle fic ▒▒ chapter 4 of ? , ~3.8k words.

After the dungeon rises from the earth, Yaad has a long-awaited conversation with Thistle.

Ch 4: Thistle POV and a flashback! We’re stepping back into the past to witness the incident mentioned in chapter two where Thistle burned one of his caretakers. ※This chapter contains heavier topics, so please review the chapter warnings if needed.

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The Harvest Was Inadequate. i need to refill my meds (asap...) + buy food and necessities + take gaia to the vet

altogether its about $290 usd but anything helps

paypal.me/jupitervivi

i'm sorry for taking your time, and thank you in advance for sharing and support 🥺

have an amity :)

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in the Testosterone. straight up "growing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

[edoro]

The Harvest Was Inadequate. i need to refill my meds (asap...) + buy food and necessities + take gaia to the vet

altogether its about $290 usd but anything helps

paypal.me/jupitervivi

i'm sorry for taking your time, and thank you in advance for sharing and support 🥺

have an amity :)

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Okay, I'm being won grudgingly over by Fandaniel's deranged and evil jester mannerisms

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Status: Complete 

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Relationships: Luz Noceda & Philip Wittebane | Emperor Belos, Caleb Wittebane & Philip Wittebane | Emperor Belos

POV Second Person, Minor Violence, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Autistic Philip Wittebane | Emperor Belos, Ableism, Biblical Scripture References (Abrahamic Religions), Emotional Manipulation, References to Addiction, Mentions of Cancer, Episode: s03e03 Watching and Dreaming (The Owl House), Alternate Universe - s03e03 Watching and Dreaming (The Owl House), Non-Linear Narrative

Luz wakes up in Philip’s body.

This is not how the story is supposed to go.

Guess who finished the Watching and Dreaming AU they started last year.

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I do not like Fourchenault :oT

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Thistle - Dungeon Meshi icons

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i love heavensward: a series of bulletin points

your last ally in all the city-states is an elf who would unironically lick the sweat from your armpits in front of the entire congregation. he begs his dad to let you couch surf. one of his brothers admits to your face that he wished you would die

two members of the swiss guard arrest your children so you punch them in the neck until the judge says you're free to go. the pope personally calls you to apologize for the trouble

ilberd tries and fails to hotbox you to death

a hot elf wife takes you on vacation to a nest full of cool bugs

anytime there's a serious moment estinien challenges the tone of the scene by pulling a giant novelty eyeball out of his pants which is played 100% straight every single time. not a single soul questions this or reacts in surprise

the prettiest elf in the world gets arrested trying to yell at his dad

Occupy The Vatican Right Fucking Now!!!!

the pope stances on the deck of an airship and flies away into the sunset after his eunuch traumatizes you

the emperor of garlemald shows up to call you a dipshit, leaves, and then you don't see him personally again for 1.5 expansion packs

we summon a naked catgirl and the first thing tataru does is give her a pair of louboutins and put a bow on her little kitty tail. she is the most deadly serious person in the entire organization

you take a quick detour to visit the angriest woman who's ever lived who calls you and everyone you're with a pointless dumbfuck moron shit idiot (affectionate). then she gives you a gun she invented that sharlayan banned for being too cool

theres a flying allagan war crimes factory full of broken robots who think you're stupid. an entire legion of garleans are abandoned here to form a feral colony with the escaped lab animals. the robots make fun of them

the dad of all the dragons on the whole planet calls you his favorite in front of his real child who he hasnt talked to in 4000 years

an evil wizard tries to get revenge on you for killing his cousin but the pope loads his soul into a bong and takes the fattest rip. the next time you meet him you mostly learn about how much his wife bullied him

estinien picks up a second eyeball. surprise development!: there is an angry dragon ghost living in the eyeballs

thancred gets punched in the face

you watch two dragon brothers fight because one called the other's dead wife a foul and trifling hoe

you save your friend through the power of friendship, and littering. as soon as he feels better he jumps out of a window and doesnt talk to you for two years

the guy from the box art wont stop trying to kill you because he is actually john videogames: astral traveler

after 15 hours of wondering what happened to all the scions and learning just the ones you've been able to FIND were flung into the afterlife, you discover lyse and papalymo are fine. they werent even hurt. they have been playing desert dress up with the ala mhigans while youve been freezing your pussy off trying to end a multigenerational religious war with the dragons and depose a corrupt head of state. they tried to send one letter and then gave up

the consequences of littering catch up with you. in eorzea, the fine is $Giant Dragon

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I can't believe Elidibus and Emet-Selch were the most mentally sound and morally upright Ascians

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Hopital

Pro crafting tip from your pal Ed: next time you find yourself blocking 33 granny squares at 2am, which of course we all do from time to time, and realize you've run out of pins 16 squares in, you can use paperclips to achieve the same effect while also hurting your fingers more and looking significantly more stupid