#his owner is also gay

[mangomarmalade13]

GUYS YOU SHOULD VITE MY FRIENDS DOG FOR THIS

he may be a little ugly and gross and weird and a little homophobic, but that’s the charm of lil crusty dogs

which basically means that you should support him

rn.

THNXOXO 😻😻

[krakenshipwreck]

The NHL has asked me to do stuff for them, whether that be social media, or interviews, or little promo things here and there, and I've always been willing to do it. And I kinda have been like their flag-bearer a little bit, like the token gay that they're kind of using to show that hockey is for everyone even though they're doing stuff on the outside that's completely opposite. So it felt like a stab in the back, a little bit, from them.

--Luke Prokop on the NHL's pride tape ban (starting at ~27:00)

[ohnoestherestadpoles]

Raphael Intermission

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This intermission takes place in the middle of the previous comic.

Haarlep has been benched in favor of a pet Tiefling because he kept shit-talking Raphael to his staff.

This is why you shouldn't body shame your boss D:

(Will be uploaded to Webtoons at later date, I might have to censor some dialogue and .. Haarlep's body.)

An Addendum: Since some people have been annoying about this on my main blog before, Nymrod is an adult and has an adult body. He's just a brat personality wise, with noble background.

Twink Disasters with pastel pink cute aesthetics.. Heh.

[lazycranberrydoodles]

COME ON GUYS DON'T LET DIANXIA DOWN

[suffarustuffaru]

hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are

hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.

[pjharvey]

1 like = 1 prayer they hire me at one of my favorite stores ever where basically all the employees r either gay or bisexual men for some reason

[theinfinitedivides]

hello hi yes before i catch up on MITD i would just like to say that Lee Joon Hyuk as Kang Ok/the copycat *cough* in Vigilante is in fact the fandom designated bisexual who serves c*nt and he is glorious in it, that is all

[izzehands]

[puhpandas]

gonna make fnaf guys in the sims 3

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

who else up trying to figure out the purpose of it all and coming up empty

[angelforcas]

{ Gay crimes (and Trans for the record) ftw!! Yeah!!! - S.F. }

The priest gave an exasperated sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose, almost like he expected this question from the Angel, or he’s gotten it before. Though, he couldn’t help but find the question a little amusing, considering it was coming from a being like an Angel.

“ Yes, I’m quite.. Well acquainted with modern technology. ” Miguel muttered “ It wasn’t too hard to learn, or become familiar with. ”

The priest scoffed “ I was alive by the time things began to modernize, anyways. ”

Miguel took a cautious step closer to the Angel, akin to that of a terrified feral cat. In a way where it was curious enough to get closer, but distrustful enough to stand back. Which was the exact motive behind Miguel’s movements, wanting to show the Angel he trusted him by moving closer, but being too afraid to get too close.

- 🗡️ [ Father Miguel Romano ]

> See? That's good, that's good

> I'm glad you're not like some others who just refuse to catch up with everything and they get all cranky about the new stuff. It's kinda fun to watch though I'll admit-

> Sorry, I'm a curious old angel- I know I know

[ Forcas noticed the gesture, and silently appreciated it. People weren't usually this quick to trust him like that. ]

> Can you really blame me though, I can't help but love learning about different human experiences. They're all really fun to see honestly

[orcelito]

I love working somewhere that's so fiercely supportive of gay shit. We have a drink of the month sign that one of our gay employees decorated with pride month stuff & someone erased the "pride" in "happy pride month" aka a fuckin micro aggression I guess

Manager is a lesbian and she's like "Oh this is War. I will straight up use company money to decorate the store with flags" bc if some piece of shit customer can't handle a chalkboard sign they're gonna have to deal with So Much More 😊

[ask-shrignold]

AHAHAHA BLATANT HOMOPHOBIA IS SO FUNNY GOOD ONE MUN YOURE SO FUCKING FUNNY I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE THIBK ME BEING TREATED LIKE LESS OF A HUMAN IS FUNNY

//Ooc//

Wrong blog?? We haven’t updated this blog in a while, unless you talking about a old post, but I know that I haven’t said anything homophobic here.

So unless the other owner posted something homophobic and deleted it before I could have seen it, i think you got the wrong blog anon.

[lucybellwood]

Lemme tell you a gay little story about an eagle.

Our town (~9,000 people) has a couple garages, but there's a big one on the main drag. My family has been going there for decades. I drive past it every day.

There used to be a huge pine tree on the corner of their lot, but last year it became a hazard and had to be taken down.

Shortly thereafter I drive by and see they've hired a guy to chainsaw sculpt the stump into a bald eagle.

Birds own my heart, but nationalism makes me twitchy. I withhold outright condemnation of the eagle, but I'm skeptical. (The original owner—an objectively Good Dude—sold the business to a younger couple a few years ago, and I don't have any knowledge of their whole deal.)

Then it turns out someone on staff is really into making costumes for the eagle. Every holiday. Every month. Stuffed turkey, witch costume, menorah headpiece, bunny ears. These people love to dress their bird.

The changing of the eagle suit becomes a source of joy every time I drive through town.

Until June, when the eagle is bare.

Now look, maybe I'm expecting too much asking my garage to celebrate Pride. But this is a small town. Every time I drive by that stupid eagle—this thing that has previously brought me so much joy—I feel hurt. I feel reminded that there are plenty of people in my liberal bubble who don't consider my community worthy of celebration. I drive to work, I feel bad. I drive home, I feel bad. The eagle is mocking me.

Then my A/C quits working.

So I book an appointent to bring my car in—and realize what I have to do.

I pick all this up at a thrift store for under ten bucks. I print the shirt with some weird heat-transfer fabric crayons I find in a cupboard. I loop gold elastic around the sunglasses and pray they'll fit on the eagle's head. (It is also important to draw your attention to the price of the feather boa.)

(Nice.)

My reasoning is thus: if I show up with a complete costume ready to go, someone will have to look me in the eye and say "We don't believe in that," at which point I'll be finding a new garage. But if they let me dress the eagle, then people in town get to have the joy I've been missing since the start of the month.

I listen to a lot of hype-up jams on my way over. I hate confrontation. I also don't wanna have to find another garage. I want to believe that this decision isn't actively antagonistic, but I'm not particularly hopeful.

I talk through the A/C issue with the guy at the desk, hand over my keys, then take a deep breath.

"Who's in charge of the eagle?"

"Oh, that's all Dylan. Second bay from the end."

I walk down the row of hydraulic lifts and find a disarmingly smiley middle-aged man pouring fluid through a funnel. I introduce myself and explain that, since the Pride parade is this Sunday and the eagle seems to be missing a costume, I have taken the liberty of making one myself, and can I get his blessing to go put it on?

Dylan grins this absolutely giant grin and goes

"Oh hell yeah."

So that's what's up now.

Happy Pride.

[katiekatdragon27]

Sup gang, I have more doodles to shaaaaare~~

So, I recently got Glisten, and he is so fun to play as. So fun to play as in fact that I constantly play distractor on accident! It's so fun (lying)!! Both images are based on a run my friend and I had together with a few randoms in a public server. It was the farthest I've ever gotten and a blast.

You ain't never seen a distractor like meee✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️

On the topic of running, here are some doodles of Shrimpo and Pebble getting into conflict. Peb protects his owner, and if that means attacking the only dude who could pummel him in hand-to-hand combat, so be it lol.

Luckily Shrimpo doesn't like getting bit, so Dandy and Pebble get to live another day.

Below are a toooooon of shinyshrimp doodles (and a slightly suggestive joke so tread with caution lol):

Mmmmm gay men.

Glisten: "I couldn't imagine you getting any redder but you surprise me~" Shrimpo: "AAAAAAAAAA-"

What's gayer? Being gay? Or what these two have going on?

Domestic slice-of-life stuff. I think Shimpo has insomnia but tends to find comfort and sleep in human contact. Toodles has nightmares on occasion and appreciates snuggling when they occur. Glisten isn't the cuddly type, but when the people in his life need comfort, he's willing to put up with the cuddles lol. Also Glisten sleeps with an ungodly number of pillows.

Also, a funny idea I had about how short Shrimpo is compared to Glisten. That's how Glisten sees him lol.

And also..

I caved.

Here.

Shinyshrimp child upon ye🫳🫳🫳🫳

Dandy: "How the F*CK did this happen?!"

Her name is Shimmer, and she's based on an Asian Glass Shrimp (for hopefully obvious reasons). She's a sweet girl who is really really nosy lol. Just imagine Gwen from the movie Migration lol.

Also, no toons have ever created a toon themselves (it's only done if the humans working there made one by using the ichor machines), so Dandy is kinda flabbergasted about the whole thing. Ima leave it up to interpretation how they did it (cuz I have my personal hc that I'll share if people show interest lol) but it's not sexual lol.

Anyways pookies, have a good one!!

[brainrotcharacters]

"This Deadpool plucked out a Wolverine variant after his timeline lost its own. This Wolverine would later attempt to sacrifice himself to keep that timeline intact. In the end, their combined regenerative healing factor saved the timeline from extinction. As one Anchor Being, where even I could not rise to the task.

And you believed it's a smart thing to do to separate them?"

"But I thought you hated that guy!"

"Get me back to Wade Wilson or I'll fucking kill you."