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GUYS YOU SHOULD VITE MY FRIENDS DOG FOR THIS
he may be a little ugly and gross and weird and a little homophobic, but that’s the charm of lil crusty dogs
which basically means that you should support him
rn.
THNXOXO 😻😻
#america’s favorite pet#cutie#ugly#luca#dog#pls vote him#he’s secretly gay#help him come out of the closet by voting him#he’s also italian as of rn#so it’s a hate crime if you don’t vote him#(basically)#i mean if u cross multiply…#he also loves tori spring#support luca and support tori#he also liked reneé rapp#(he rolls with the lgbt)#his owner is also gay#support her too 🙏
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The NHL has asked me to do stuff for them, whether that be social media, or interviews, or little promo things here and there, and I've always been willing to do it. And I kinda have been like their flag-bearer a little bit, like the token gay that they're kind of using to show that hockey is for everyone even though they're doing stuff on the outside that's completely opposite. So it felt like a stab in the back, a little bit, from them.
--Luke Prokop on the NHL's pride tape ban (starting at ~27:00)
#this is the newsy pull quote but the entire interview is a delight#the info about the logistics of his coming out was fascinating#and his thoughts about the preds' new owner being a former governor responsible for anti-gay legislation#and also they made him pick NFL games based on the relative hotness of the QBs so that was fantastic#my d partner luke prokop
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Raphael Intermission
Previous Comic | First | About / Chronological order | Main Blog
This intermission takes place in the middle of the previous comic.
Haarlep has been benched in favor of a pet Tiefling because he kept shit-talking Raphael to his staff.
This is why you shouldn't body shame your boss D:
(Will be uploaded to Webtoons at later date, I might have to censor some dialogue and .. Haarlep's body.)
An Addendum: Since some people have been annoying about this on my main blog before, Nymrod is an adult and has an adult body. He's just a brat personality wise, with noble background.
Twink Disasters with pastel pink cute aesthetics.. Heh.
#oh noes there's tadpoles#baldurs gate comic#bg3 comic#comic strip#bg3#tiefling#haarlep#raphael bg3#cambion#raphael the cambion#half devil#also yes nymrod wears a collar with his name on it#''if you found this tiefling return to owner''#bg3: dsi#comic#webcomic#fanart#fan comic#gay#fancomic#comics#comic art#original comic#bg3 raphael#house of hope#haarlep bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate#bg3 fanart#bg3 fancomic
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COME ON GUYS DON'T LET DIANXIA DOWN
#images i drew on my phone approximately 90 seconds before class started#tma vs tgcf is pitting two bad bitches against each other but#from the other guys propaganda he is apparently a beloved side character#which i totally understand.#BUT HUA CHENG IS THE DEUTERANTAGONIST WHO LOVED XIE LIAN SO MUCH IT UNDOOMED HIM FROM THE NARRATIVE#HE DIDNT CLAW HIS WAY OUT OF TONGLU TO BE BEATEN LIKE THIS#also tma has gay people that dont undoom each other from the narrative. L + ratio (/j/j/j/j we all love tragedies here)#hua cheng will never rest in peace and he doesn't want to because he has a smokin boyfriend#they are both angry goths but has gerry died THREE TIMES????? no. just once. lame.#gerry got his skin bound into a necromancy book that was eventually burned but hua cheng ripped out his eye to craft a sickass scimitar !!!#hua cheng haunts the narrative before he dies in a hundred tiny ways and then HEAVILY after he dies a second time#he's an awesome city owner and has violent beef with HEAVEN. and he carves statues and paints and builds temples#and is also a self conscious loser <3#his gay awakening was intensely traumatic and religious for everybody involved. and he's had the same life mission since he was 10#he is actively fighting ghost discrimination and getting dangerous magical items off of the normal human market#also he is always bedecked in elaborate silver and chains and eyeliner and ALWAYS in blood red clothes#HE CAN MAKE IT RAIN BLOOD!!???!?!? ALSO#he stick and poked his god's name on himself but his handwriting is so bad it's unrecognizable and the signs he puts up have evil auras#this has ceased to be propaganda. now im just gushing. only tgcf fans will see this anyway. whatever youre getting blorbo rant#tgcf#art#poll#hua cheng#lmao#my art#tian guan ci fu#hualian#xie lian#hob#heaven official's blessing
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hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are
hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.
#anyway heres some fun little explanations if youd like to read:#otto has. so much internalized shit going on i dont even know where to begin. not as severe as like subaru fr and def not in the same way a#whatevers happening with ferris but like by the time u get to arc 8 hes a total shitshow LJSLDKF#like ottos. transphobic. canonically. with natsumi schwartz. and then hes def got More going on bc his attachment style is soo....#wilhelm and heinkel i think would def be homophobic outside of reinhard/reinhard related things but its funnier to describe it like that ok#and either way the main target of their homophobia is gonna be reinhard LMAO#oni elders suck ok. theyd all be homophobic#rams got a strong case of comphet rn but when she doesnt have comphet shes chillin with subarus gf and having wlw mlm hostility with subaru#and otto. the entire judges your taste tier is all insane teen girls or frufoo and patrasche (who DEFINITELY judge otto and subarus taste)#frufoo patrasche are like that one reddit post about that one guys dog being homophobic after seeing their owner get topped in gay sex#also als in that tier bc al.#alcor is technically subaru but he gets to be a tier lower than subaru bc. hes also not technically subaru its very complicated but#at least he doesnt have the entire boy drama subaru has LSJDF#reids iconic line is the ones where he calls julisuba boyfriends u know. its extremely iconic.#a dear mutual of mine has informed me tivey is in lol ok while his triplet siblings wouldnt know what being gay is which LKJDSLFSD thats#fucking funny i had to do it#id argue satella is in lol ok bc she lets subaru do almost anything ok. this includes being terribly into men. she knows shes got his heart#either way. and also elsa dont care unless it affects how ur guts taste#rems reaction is gonna be lol ok unless its subaru coming out to her. then shes gonna have some Mixed Feelings#rezero#re:zero#i forgot to add but u could def argue garf knows what being gay is bc his two older brothers are just Like That#but also neither of his brothers would be caught dead explaining what being gay is to him
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hello hi yes before i catch up on MITD i would just like to say that Lee Joon Hyuk as Kang Ok/the copycat *cough* in Vigilante is in fact the fandom designated bisexual who serves c*nt and he is glorious in it, that is all
#tv: vigilante#vigilante#vigilante kdrama#nam joo hyuk#yoo ji tae#kim so jin#lee joon hyuk#kdrama#local gay watches Vigilante.txt#local gay watches k-dramas.txt#he's like a five year old in a candy shop. with a crush on the owner. like i'm sorry i did not buy the misdirection they were giving us#as to the copycat bc the minute i saw him show up and rappel off the roof and then they had the conversation in the ambulance#i said Joon Hyuk. Joon Hyuk beloved that's you you don't get it it's the energy. it's the spoiled bratness of it all it's the kicking#his feet in the air and giggling on the sofa when he gets a text back like a schoolgirl i love him. unhinged little man he's mine#also Ji Tae is serving The Veil walk realness but the head tilt he does every time is uh. it's not doing it for me. like sir you are hot#rn you are giving off bulked up!Namgoong vibes like i said but pls. the head thing is not working give it a rest
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#ofmd#izzy hands#ofmd critical#the amount of like psychic damage i’ve taken reading some of these takes#and i’ve done my time in the shipping trenches it’s not like i don’t understand the merit of this kind of analysis#but not here it just doesn’t fit here#and it feels sooooo dated to say ‘oh pirate is dedicated and loyal and devoted to his captain the only reason there could be for that#is if he also wants to sleep with him’#????#why is the common narrative here: if man has too many feelings he’s gay#do you guys realize how that sounds?#anyway#izzy’s my favorite character of the show and i guess it’s silly to complain about on tumblr but i get the sense people can’t enjoy him#unless they make him gay first#wild to me people aren’t frothing at the mouth for this kind of platonic captain/first mate#owner/guard dog dynamic#like they can’t appreciate it unless they insist it is absolutely gay in canon#wwhhhhhyyyyyy would the show not have just made it canon if it was#one of the weirdest fandom conspiracies i’ve ever seen#the izcourse
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gonna make fnaf guys in the sims 3
#WOOHOO#ill probably play with them but idk how long#i already have a main sims save and its actually fucking insane😭#like not even manufactured drama or anything the craziest shit happens in that save#absent neglectful selfish resort owner father and clueless also absent but in a different way ghost mother#with 3 kids#2 of them children and one a baby#the brother being a ghost like his mom and the fathers least favorite#the scapegoat and the most hated who they leave alone a lot#and his imaginary friend hes lowkey having a gay love story with#both of them are heavily flawed#his sister whos the favorite child protege to the fathers resort lots expected of her#the father and lack of action from the mom purposefully drove a rift between them#and the baby whos a newborn and has no storyline yet#not even mentioning the famous woman the fathers sister slowdanced with at the winter festival#who then promptly lost memory of that night and therefore the sister#who shes been chasing down for in game years trying to convince they belong together#theres a lot going on in this save#pandas.txt#ALSO the daughter is a live human like her dad#i could not have fucking done this myself not the narritave foils between the siblings#being represented by which form they took from each parent#like hello#couldnt be more perfect
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{ Gay crimes (and Trans for the record) ftw!! Yeah!!! - S.F. }
The priest gave an exasperated sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose, almost like he expected this question from the Angel, or he’s gotten it before. Though, he couldn’t help but find the question a little amusing, considering it was coming from a being like an Angel.
“ Yes, I’m quite.. Well acquainted with modern technology. ” Miguel muttered “ It wasn’t too hard to learn, or become familiar with. ”
The priest scoffed “ I was alive by the time things began to modernize, anyways. ”
Miguel took a cautious step closer to the Angel, akin to that of a terrified feral cat. In a way where it was curious enough to get closer, but distrustful enough to stand back. Which was the exact motive behind Miguel’s movements, wanting to show the Angel he trusted him by moving closer, but being too afraid to get too close.
- 🗡️ [ Father Miguel Romano ]
> See? That's good, that's good
> I'm glad you're not like some others who just refuse to catch up with everything and they get all cranky about the new stuff. It's kinda fun to watch though I'll admit-
> Sorry, I'm a curious old angel- I know I know
[ Forcas noticed the gesture, and silently appreciated it. People weren't usually this quick to trust him like that. ]
> Can you really blame me though, I can't help but love learning about different human experiences. They're all really fun to see honestly
#angel answers#eloquent countenance#forcas eloquent countenance#🗡️ anon#{TRANS!!!!! YIPPEE!!}#{God hates me for being gay and trans as well I'm shaking Miguel's hand rn}#{Also fun fact not so secret owner lore reveal my name is Michael which is.. Miguel in Spanish}#{Me and him built the same for real !!}#{Btw the cat comment made me think of a scenario where Forcas just picks him up like a cat by the scruff of his neck affectionately}
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I love working somewhere that's so fiercely supportive of gay shit. We have a drink of the month sign that one of our gay employees decorated with pride month stuff & someone erased the "pride" in "happy pride month" aka a fuckin micro aggression I guess
Manager is a lesbian and she's like "Oh this is War. I will straight up use company money to decorate the store with flags" bc if some piece of shit customer can't handle a chalkboard sign they're gonna have to deal with So Much More 😊
#speculation nation#like. theres me obviously. im out as bisexual to my workplace & they know i have a girlfriend#manager is a lesbian. vaguely suspect lead supervisor isnt straight but even if she is straight shes very supportive#we at Least two other vaguely lesbian leaning employees. and also a trans employee.#so at MINIMUM there r 5 of us i know for sure. maybe more.#and with the manager and assistant manager (me) being openly not straight. well. it is a Fiercely accepting workplace.#ive already been thinking about bringing one of my flags in to decorate. may just do that now.#god it's such a small thing but it's lowkey insidious. a quiet erasure of our pride in our own space.#like fuck OFFFFF DUDE we are this store's life and blood#if you cant handle your bubble tea being made by gay people then GO SOMEWHERE ELSE... fuck!!!!!!!#genuinely this pisses me off so bad lmao#easy to forget in my own circle that homophobia exists. & then i remember :/#oh well. we r gonna be stubborn about this. the owner (my boss) is a cishet man that doesnt Entirely understand#but he's willing to stay in his own lane & let us do our thing and that's good enough for me.#BLEHHHHHHHHH im really annoyed. ugh.
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AHAHAHA BLATANT HOMOPHOBIA IS SO FUNNY GOOD ONE MUN YOURE SO FUCKING FUNNY I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE THIBK ME BEING TREATED LIKE LESS OF A HUMAN IS FUNNY
//Ooc//
Wrong blog?? We haven’t updated this blog in a while, unless you talking about a old post, but I know that I haven’t said anything homophobic here.
So unless the other owner posted something homophobic and deleted it before I could have seen it, i think you got the wrong blog anon.
#im very confused#even in old posts Shrignold was definitely LGBTQ#like our valentines post has his sexualities in the tags??#also idk why the other owner would post homophobic stuff here#they aren’t active anymore#and they are gay. Openly gay.
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Lemme tell you a gay little story about an eagle.
Our town (~9,000 people) has a couple garages, but there's a big one on the main drag. My family has been going there for decades. I drive past it every day.
There used to be a huge pine tree on the corner of their lot, but last year it became a hazard and had to be taken down.
Shortly thereafter I drive by and see they've hired a guy to chainsaw sculpt the stump into a bald eagle.
Birds own my heart, but nationalism makes me twitchy. I withhold outright condemnation of the eagle, but I'm skeptical. (The original owner—an objectively Good Dude—sold the business to a younger couple a few years ago, and I don't have any knowledge of their whole deal.)
Then it turns out someone on staff is really into making costumes for the eagle. Every holiday. Every month. Stuffed turkey, witch costume, menorah headpiece, bunny ears. These people love to dress their bird.
The changing of the eagle suit becomes a source of joy every time I drive through town.
Until June, when the eagle is bare.
Now look, maybe I'm expecting too much asking my garage to celebrate Pride. But this is a small town. Every time I drive by that stupid eagle—this thing that has previously brought me so much joy—I feel hurt. I feel reminded that there are plenty of people in my liberal bubble who don't consider my community worthy of celebration. I drive to work, I feel bad. I drive home, I feel bad. The eagle is mocking me.
Then my A/C quits working.
So I book an appointent to bring my car in—and realize what I have to do.
I pick all this up at a thrift store for under ten bucks. I print the shirt with some weird heat-transfer fabric crayons I find in a cupboard. I loop gold elastic around the sunglasses and pray they'll fit on the eagle's head. (It is also important to draw your attention to the price of the feather boa.)
(Nice.)
My reasoning is thus: if I show up with a complete costume ready to go, someone will have to look me in the eye and say "We don't believe in that," at which point I'll be finding a new garage. But if they let me dress the eagle, then people in town get to have the joy I've been missing since the start of the month.
I listen to a lot of hype-up jams on my way over. I hate confrontation. I also don't wanna have to find another garage. I want to believe that this decision isn't actively antagonistic, but I'm not particularly hopeful.
I talk through the A/C issue with the guy at the desk, hand over my keys, then take a deep breath.
"Who's in charge of the eagle?"
"Oh, that's all Dylan. Second bay from the end."
I walk down the row of hydraulic lifts and find a disarmingly smiley middle-aged man pouring fluid through a funnel. I introduce myself and explain that, since the Pride parade is this Sunday and the eagle seems to be missing a costume, I have taken the liberty of making one myself, and can I get his blessing to go put it on?
Dylan grins this absolutely giant grin and goes
"Oh hell yeah."
So that's what's up now.
Happy Pride.
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"This Deadpool plucked out a Wolverine variant after his timeline lost its own. This Wolverine would later attempt to sacrifice himself to keep that timeline intact. In the end, their combined regenerative healing factor saved the timeline from extinction. As one Anchor Being, where even I could not rise to the task.
And you believed it's a smart thing to do to separate them?"
"But I thought you hated that guy!"
"Get me back to Wade Wilson or I'll fucking kill you."
#im pushing the agenda that loki is a shipper#he just hides it behind the formalities and the british accent of course#but a conversation between him and whoever is stupid/powerful enough to separate wade and logan would sound like this#gif credits to original owner#deadpool and wolverine#lowkey im also pushing the agenda that the gays' combined healing factor bled into their timeline hence the regenerating on b-15's screen#but that's my idea#loki's going to hear “He tried to kill him! He betrayed his trust!” and just go#🙄 and? I've done some variation of that with Mobius. I've never loved him less. He's never believed in me less.
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I started thinking about my OC Azure and I thought "This man could reasonably meet Ciel Phantomhive in his life time" before realizing that this man owns and orphanage for the explicit reason of exploiting those kids for cheap labor and then eats the ones that can't work anymore because he's a freak and I think that soundly qualifies him to be a Black Butler villain. The only issue is that he lives in Not Quiet Yet New Mexico so there's not really a precedent for him and Ciel to meet and or be at odds. Also he'd be like nearly 60 by the time Black Butler takes place and disregarding the cannon events of the book he's from, I doubt he'd live very long before catching some disease from his diet of orphan meat and internalized homophobia.
#my oc azure#my story sandstone#I really hate azure. like I vitriolicly hate all my villains because I love to make them super evil for dumb reasons#like he was already a mid 1800s capitalist his wife dying and him coping by eating kods was just tonmake him even more cartoonishly evil#also it is metaphorical and symbolic of Capitalism destroying human innocence and what not#this isn't the time to disect my extremely obvious and in your face symbolism I hate this gay cowboy#he isn't even a cowboy he just steals the aesthetic. he's the ranch owner and he's never hearded cattle a day in his life
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The reasons I love the bug where Zevran can rock up in DA2 and DAI's war table mission despite the player having chosen to kill him in DAO is because I remember the unbridled glee gamers had at killing him for flirting with their male Warden.
The reason I dream of Fenris, Anders, and Isabela receiving equitable consideration and dignity in discourse is because I remember the response to their characters outside progressive bubbles.
Anders had a whole homophobic manifesto written about him and sent to DA2's head writer (who's gay btw). Gamers would be proud of handing Fenris back to his slave owner because Fenris was 'difficult'. (Of course the recently escaped slave is prickly and angry). Certain fans still enjoy telling you how they kill 'the terrorist' on every Anders post, evidently because of his actions, transparently because he's a mentally unwell queer "SJW" they feel vindicated in killing. Any mention of Isabela must also apparently include slut-shaming when promiscuity is a fine response to being a former child bride who's free of their cruel and possessive husband. Isabela fearing commitment and being sexually open is not an invitation for dehumanization. I play DA2 with the polyam mod, so I could be wrong, but I always felt Isabela and PurpleHawke were well matched there anyway.
We've come far in terms of accepting diversity in videogame storytelling, but cycles of controversy around queer romance, diversity, and sex in videogames is an old one. The difference being that the industry has mostly stopped catering to conservative and contemptuous discourse now and for that I'm glad.
#queerness in media#queerness in videogames#navel gazing#queerness in storytelling#dragon age spoilers#dragon age#dragon age origins#dragon age 2#dao#da2#zevran#zevran x warden#zevran arainai#isabela#isabela da2#anders#anders da2#fenris#fenris da2#dragon age hawke
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over on patreon last month Sabrina Gross asked for gay goblins, so of course it was time to design some new boys for the Small Guide universe.
Max is a former gig adventurer who specialized in clearing out weird old homes from castles to Bad Sheds, creepy wizard towers, abandoned temples, ect. after the previous owner was dead/evicted and the less dangerous estate sales were finished. Dire is a charming young sea witch with aposematic hair color and vibes to match who Max found in a locked storage room marked, [WARNING - VOLATILE COMPONENTS, SACRIFICES, RARE HAZARDS, TEMPTATIONS - UNSORTED]. considering what else was found in the seaside manor after the owner seemingly made a deal with something that turned his body Lethally Wrong, their meet-cute was a little on edge. things went really well after they stopped fighting for the knife though.
Dire's ex owned the manor and there's marital paperwork (also locked in the room with him in a lead lined safe full of bloody seawater for some reason) saying it and the impressive inheritance attached to it are his now.
he has no comment about the widow thing, it's hard to mourn a cheater.
Max lives there with him in between odd jobs for the Guides, helping out with the local Henchman's Union, and the occasional adventuring gig for added enrichment. he could absolutely live out the rest of his life at home as a sea witch sugar baby, but he needs a chaos outlet.
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