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journey-to-the-attic · 1 year ago

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I've just discovered the pet zoo au and I.am.obsessed.

NO CUZ LIKE IMAGINE IK AND BELPHIE LISTENING TO "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY" AND BELPHIE JUST STARTES MAKING FOX NOISES ON THAT PART.

Also for some reason I think beels "woof" would be like that one meme with the husky where the humans are trying to sush it and he just lets out the most definde 'woof' ever.

Another thing,what if they tried to write out their names??? Like Satan steps in int and tries to make multuple paw prints on a paper to draw out his name in a way (he fails)

Also, it's said that crows can learn some words...what if crow Mammon (due to being magic as well) manages to start saying a few words and even starts making full on sentences. Can just imagine him flying through the window and landing in front of Ik and her dad like "feed me mortals or perish" as a joke to freak them out BC 'omg a talking crow' AND THEY INSTEAD START SCREAMING THWIR BUTTS OFF WHILE MAMMON IS TRYING TO CALM THEM DOWN BUT IT ONLY TURNS WORSE.

On the talking crow Mammon topic,what if he tells Ik what the others want to tell her?? Like "Yeah Lucifer wants you to put more Britney Spears" or "Levi wants to watch you play this game" or "Asmo says you gotta go pet him"

(wanna hear more from you tho BC I like your hcs, they're funny and silly)

orders given, orders received (/j i've been wanting to talk more about this au too!!)

i love the idea of the brothers attempting to communicate their names,, i feel like lucifer and/or satan would come up with some really smart method of going about it (like laying out books or ripping up a newspaper and using the letters), but ik and her dad are just like 'ah, what silly animal antics' and clean up the mess without even noticing what they're trying to spell out

so at first they just all have nicknames-

lucifer: peter (as in Peter the Peacock)

mammon: car (crow goes "caw!", caw sounds like 'car', ergo, car)

levi: socks (on the first morning after they took the animals in, ik found him trying to hide inside one. it's also funny because usually you get cats or dogs named this)

satan: paddy (aunt lisa picked this one - as in st paddy, for his green eyes)

asmo: duchess (ik had a feeling he'd like it)

beel: boof (it's the noise he makes)

belphie: hu (from the chinese word for fox (zhao picked this one). sometimes it's extended to hu-hu)

at first, satan and asmo are the only ones who like their new nicknames, while everyone else is mostly neutral on theirs, apart from lucifer, who HATES his

however, he still responds to it, so really it's his fault that it sticks

eventually everyone warms up to their new nicknames, but they'd still like their new family to know their actual ones

i like the idea of mammon learning speech, so yes he'd be the one to eventually relay the message!

he hops around on ik's shoulder going "lucifer! lucifer! lucifer!", and ik thinks her crow friend is conducting a ritual up until she realises he keeps pointing his beak at peter the peacock

she does switch to their actual names once she learns them, but in her head she still tends to refer to them by their nicknames, and they still respond when she uses them aloud

mammon's language would be more fluent than a regular crow's, but i don't think he'd generally be able to string together full sentences

so it's more like a "hey! food!" when he's hungry, "kid? okay?" when he's concerned, "levi. bowl. broke!" when he's snitching

he can manage full sentences if he tries really hard, but he usually can't be bothered, so he saves them for when he's serious

for example, if ik were getting bullied, he would go full fluency mode to say "i'm gonna kill them for you"

the other brothers are mostly happy to just chill (particularly levi and belphie), but lucifer gets so restless with no work to do that he starts assigning himself random chores to occupy himself

for example he's decided it's his job to open all the curtains in the morning and close them at night

ik starts bringing home random worksheets from school and lucifer will just sit there staring at them (he doesn't have hands to write with so he just has to answer mentally)

levi has a little box by the window from which he can see the tv and also sunbathe

ik brings home a sheet of stickers so that he can pick some to decorate with

beel is SUCH a big dog that he would take up the whooole sofa or bed if he sat there, so usually he very politely sticks to the floor

but then they buy him a big blanket and he starts carrying it with him from room to room to rest on (belphie also steals it a lot)

everyone has their own little spots around the house where they usually stay, apart from mammon, who is nearly always found on ik's shoulder

if ik isn't home he will stand on zhao's head instead

satan nearly always sleeps on either ik or zhao's bed and at some point his habit extends to the others, so they start taking it in turns being 'guards' for both humans at night

lucifer pretends to be above it as if he DOESN'T trot himself right to rooms and stay there the whole night as soon as it's his turn

whenever ik's stressed out from school she comes home and just plonks herself on beel

he's such a big dog that he barely even feels it so he's perfectly happy to be a big fluffy pillow

levi spends most of his time in his box but he'll also be quite happy to go around the house draped around ik's neck and listening to her narrate her whole day to him

sometimes ik brings asmo ribbons and such and he gets so excited that he does that jumpy twisty thing rabbits do (i think it's called binkying?)

asmo and satan both get the zoomies but satan's always so embarrassed about it afterwards, while asmo simply owns the energy and then flops over for pats afterwards

belphie's normally very quiet and docile but occasionally he'll just SCREAM and it scares everyone in the house

#answering asks #anon asks #pet zoo au #jtta aus #i'm thinking about how this was proposed as a post-fall sort of nightbringer au....#there's so much potential in translating the brothers' nightbringer development in this au #but aside from the drama i think getting to be animals just chilling with these two nice humans would be a form of therapy in and of itself #since satan's still newborn here maybe his love for cats in this au comes from having been one during this situation #that reminds me though... eventually they'll have to fix this #diavolo and barbatos figure out where the brothers have ended up and arrive to bring them to the devildom as they were meant to go #so they're trying to secretly sneak them out to turn them back to normal and stuff #but it turns into kid's movie slapstick as ik and her dad assume they're Nefarious Animal Control Guys attempting kidnap #and the brothers aren't really making it much easier because... they kinda want to stay here now #but eventually they will have to go and oh no now i've made myself sad thinking about it

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still-a-morosexual-help · 1 year ago

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If the new characters did get brought into a paw and claws event (please devs) what animal do you think they would be?

I actually made this post here about what animals fit them in the same vein of Lucifer's being a peacock and Mammon's a crow etc.

But it's a little more difficult to match animals for the paws event for them because there those animals are a bit more random? Like yes okay there are some similarities between the animals and the characters but at the same time who would guess a giraffe for Levi?????

But here's my best guess:

1.) Thirteen

The Rosy Maple Moth

• Pink = pink hair

• Yellow = yellow nail polish

• Moths are a symbol of death in some places

• As caterpillars they can deliver a venomous sting = her traps

• Keeping up the theme of pairing her with adorable creepy-crawlies

2.) Mephisto

Thoroughbred Horse Breed

• The man likes horse so I figured I might as well give him a win

• One of the most expensive horse breeds = Mephisto being one of the richest demons

• Big and strong

• Good with kids

• Stubborn streak

• With a name like "thoroughbred" I can't stop thinking about Mephisto's thing against anyone who wasn't purely a demon.......

This ended with me going down a blackhole reading about different horse breeds....

3.) Raphael

Secretary Bird

• Looks at Raphael's white clothes and black sleeves....Looks at this bird.... hmmmmm

• Beautiful but a bird of prey = angel who is more than willing to kill people

• "occasionally prey on larger mammals such as hedgehogs, mongooses, small felids such as cheetah cubs, striped polecats, young gazelles, and both young and full-grown hares." "venomous species such as adders and cobras are regularly among the types of snakes preyed upon" = is dangerous to demons

• "A bird will chase after prey with the wings spread and kill by striking with swift blows of the feet." "secretarybird relies on superior visual targeting to determine the precise location of the prey's head" = chasing down others and attacking using spears + him the the celestial realm's hitman

• "The Maasai people have used parts of the bird in traditional medicine" = Raphael being "the Angelic Prince of Healing" in religion

• Raphael's just more or less Michael's secretary in om!

I actually want to swap what I chose for Raphael's familiar animal with his paws event animal because this one fits way better as a familiar.

Bonus Round:

4.) Michael

Bottlenose Dolphin

• Adorable

• Friendly

• Playful

• Energetic

• Intelligent

• Occasionally protects humans

• Can and will fuck you up if they feel like it in spite of the great reputation they have garnered

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abuddyforeveryseason · 9 months ago

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This is the Buddy for April 10th. Today's Buddy's brought to you by the sin of pride. That's like, the main sin, Lucifer's sin, like in: "The sin of pride," the devil cried "is what will do you in."

"I thought we had this settled. I'm the best there's ever been."

Buddy himself, like everyone from Argentina, has quite a big ego. But I wouldn't say his friends are far behind:

I know a lot of people who share that sentiment. I wouldn't say I'm above it, either. There's also:

Yeah, I mean, I've got a bit of impostor syndrome. Even though I'm better than God himself, when I see that drawing, it looks like something a child could've made in less than a minute. The world needs more humble geniuses such as myself. Then again:

That's a fact.

There are basically two ways people can end up swallowed by their own egos. First, there's the type of person who assumes they're better than everyone and they just need a chance to show it. Those are the fame-hungry people who end up on reality shows and crap like that, to show off their mediocre skills and end up trashed by the hosts. Or, you know, the self-published authors whose epic sci fi saga "Gary Stu Versus The Evil Aliens that Look Like my High School Teachers" is available online. Negative reviews were written by jealous shills. Paul T. Goldman, from the Peacock documentary of the same name, is one of those.

Then there's the second type, the type I belong to. That's the type of person who's very aware everyone else thinks they're terrible, but that's because everyone else is stupid. So of course they won't love me. You don't expect swine to love pearls, right? They don't get how amazing I am because they're all braindead. So I don't expect all those morons to realize I'm amazing. After all, they're the ones who made garbage like Power Rangers, Fifty Shades of Grey, Jersey Shore and Limp Bizkit into worldwide successes.

Luckily, that means I can't lose. Any criticism directed towards me is actually a compliment in disguise. After all, if an idiot (i.e., 99.99% of the world population) dislikes me, I must be doing something right.

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sunangelstears · 2 years ago

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🍁Pride Aside 🍁

🍁Lucifer × G/n ! Reader

🍁Obey Me Lucifer × G/n reader

🍁Fluff , Angst , Comfort hurt

🍁Tags : @kazukazuhas @decaffeinatedcloudkryptonite @nerdy-talks @another-lost-mc @veethewriter @amberheavendremurr @greasyghosts

🍁Cover madeusing ibis Paint X and wallpapers made using Polish . I do not own any of the Obey Me characters . I do , however , own the fanart and wallpapers .

🍁rebloggs are greatly apreciated❤

" Even devils , ghosts , monsters , and witches are less dangerous than fake human beings . "

" He was too quiet , or he was too loud . He was too sensitive , or he was too cold-hearted . He took things too seriously or not seriously at all . He hated with every fibre of his being or loved with every piece of his heart . "

" You know my name not my story . You've heard what I've done not what I've been through . If you were in my shoes ... you'd fall on the first step . "

" No one notices your tears , no one notices your sadness , no one notices your pain ! But they all notice your mistakes . "

" Even the kindest of souls ... can become the darkest if it gets hurt enough . "

Lucifer . The Light Bearer . Gods favourite angel . Fallen . Fallen from Grace . Monster . Demon . Impure . Abomination . Traitor . Filth . As Prideful as a Peacock . Renegade . Detestful . Disappointment .

It has been eons , decades , centuries , millenia's .... since that hellish rainy day when the Celestial War ended . When Lucifer and his brothers fell . When they lost Lilith .

When they lost their grace , their white wings , pure souls , glemaing halo's .

When they were forced to become the monsters they are today . Claiming responsibility , for all the anger and guilt , the first born endures it all .

He never cries . Never sheds a tear . Never lets his brothers see his pain , passing it off as pride , anger , resentment and malcontent .

He let out a long , deep sigh and momentarily closed his eyes

" Follow me , I'll be your river . I'll move the mountains for ya' ! Luci ! "

" .....Y/n ..... why ? Why did you have to say that ? Those words ? To me ...... I'm not- "

" Luci ? I brought tea for you . "

" Y/n .... "

The figure dressed in asimple grey tracksuit looked at the black haired demon . Gazing at him they took note of his haggard state - unkempt hair , loosened tie and shirt . And horrible dark circles under his eyes .

" When's the last time you slept , Lucifer ? " , they asked . Voice as hard as rock , a hint of worry detectable if you listened close enough .

" The other day ........uhhh........ no , that's not quite right .......hold on , let me think ............ "

" ENOUGH ! " , Y/n shouted , visibly startling the first born avatar of Pride . Maybe it was his stress and his lack of sleep or the constantnoise of Leviathan and Mammon screaming , that's the cause of this hallucination ? Is it a hallucination ? Or did you really just raise your voice at him ?

" I beg your pardon , y/n but did you just - "

" ENOUGH ! I SAID ENOUGH ! " , your hair covered your e/c eyes but Lucifer saw it all .

Oh he saw it alright . He saw the tears streaming down your face . He saw your anguish . But what is it's cause ? When you lifted your head up , he gazed into your red , puffy e/c eyes and something in him instantly snapped .

Was it because of him that you're crying ? Were you crying for him ?

" Y/n ...... " , before the demon could get up from his chair you strode up to him and pulled him into your chest . Engulfing him in your warmth , then only did you realize that he's freezing cold . You grabbed the blanket you always used to cover him with when he fell asleep working and bundled him up in it , embracing him once again .

He just sat here .

Frozen .

He could feel your body shaking violently , he could hear your sniffles and it broke him .

" Y/n ....... why ? "

" Because I can't take it anymore . I CAN'T! I can't and i refuse to watch you destroy yourself like this . Working non-stop , even when you do have a break . When was the last time you cried ? When was the last time you had a proper conversation with any one of your brothers ? When was the last time you slept ? WHEN WAS IT WHEN YOU JUST LET ALL YOUR EMOTIONS RUN WILD ? WHEN WAS IT ??! " , you screamed , gasping for air , tears streaming down your face at a pace fasterthan that of a wterfall .

" Nothing is so visible than what you want to hide ......... " , he whispered .

When you looked at him , all you saw was his red eys glossed over by the tears falling down his face at an alarming rate .

" I-I'm sorry y/n ........ "

" No need . I shouldn't have shouted . "

" No . I deserved it . Let me put my pride aside for once and thank you for making me realise that , even if I am a monster , I still need rest as there are thkse who need me . Thank you my love . "

" You're not a monster . " , you breathed out , caressing his cheek .

" Would you still say that if I showed you what I look like in my true demon form ? " , he shuddered whle asking you

" Yes . Unquestioningly . May I see ? " , as the words came out Lucifer's eyes widened

" Are you certain . "

" Yes . " , you replied . You didn't care if he was a demon , he was your boyfriend . You loved hi and right now , it's your mission to show him that he is not and will never be , a monster .

" Very well ... " , he spoke after some time .

A cloud of black fog came and engulfed you . It stuck for a while , until it decided to disperse aftr a minute or two , revealing Lucifer .

" Luci - "

" I'm hideous . A monster . An abomination . A - "

" An angel who was wronged by the world . You did what you had to in order for your family to be safe . "

" Y/n ....... "

As he looked at the human with glassy e/c eyes , he noticed their smile .

" You did well Lucifer . " , he looked at them with wide eyesas the tears rolled down his face . Their hands were wide open as a smile of tears adorned their face with rosey cheeks .

Walked up to them slowly . Once within reach , was pulled into a hug . Pulling the demon onto the couch in his office , so that he was ontop of his beloved . A hand made it's way to his hair as theirmouth opened ,

" When I first saw you I already knew

There was something inside of you Something I thought that I would never find Angel of mine

I look at you looking at me Now I know why they say the best things are free Gonna love you boy you are so fine Angel of mine

How you changed my world you'll never know

I'm different now, you helped me grow

You came into my life Sent from above When I lost all hope You showed me love "

You glanced downat the demon resting on your chest , only to find his eyes closed and breathing soft , and stable .

" Goodnight , my dearest " , you placed a kiss on his forehead .

" Goodnight my love "

" .................go back to sleep . "

I hope you enjoyed it so here's some Luci wallpapers I made 😊😈

#writing #sunangelstears #obey me #obey me x reader #obey me lucifer #obey me x gn!reader #obey me fluff #obey me angst #obey me hurt/comfort #Lucifer deserves cuddles becos this ass is overworked and very highkey gonna snap and murder Diavolo . Hes fed up with him atp

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fgfirenation · 2 years ago

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OBEY ME! SLENDERVERSE AU HEADCANONS!

What the Obey Me characters would do, if MC is a proxy of Slenderman, and how MC’s squad would react to them being taken away by Diavolo all of a sudden for the exchange program?

Aka – Chaos is coming.

(Also, I’m very well aware, that Masky/Tim and Brian/Hoodie are from Marble Hornets. I’m not an idiot, mostly. Same goes for Toby not being a Creepypasta anymore, but come on. You really think I’m not gonna add him?)

TRIGGER WARNINGS:

BLOOD, GORE, PHYSICAL AND MENTAL ILNESSES, ATTEMPTED DROWNING, PSYCHOPATHIC AND SOCIOPATHIC TENDENCIES, UNCOMFORTABLE SCENES, THE CREEPYPASTA AND OBEY ME CHARACTERS BEING MERCILESS TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER (MOSTLY THO-)HEAVY TOPICS, SLENDER BEING AN ASSHOLE, STARVATION MENTIONINGS, YA GET IT.

IF THIS IS NOT YOUR CUP OF TEA OR/AND YOU CAN’T HANDLE THIS, PLEASE IGNORE IT!

MINORS, DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS!

THIS IS 18+ FOR A FREAKING REASON!

I’M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING, IF YOU PRESS “KEEP READING” OR “EXPAND”!

YOU DECIDED THIS AND NOBODY ELSE! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

AND NO, I’M NOT ADDING LUKE TO THIS! OBVIOSLY!

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Lucifer vs Tim/Masky

Oh boy, this is bad. Very bad!

Tim is angry and scared to the moon and down, because one of his fellow ��co-workers” (and friend) vanished in thin air in front of his face and the Boss.

Masky and Tim are already trying to track down MC without a second thought. He wants his pal back and to not anger Slenderman himself (Unfortunately the Boss already knows and isn’t happy about it by a mile-).

Also yes, Masky is Tim’s alter ego, who is more violent. I don’t make the rules. Same goes for Hoodie/Brian.

While in the Devildom Lucifer already is getting gray hair from the realization, that MC works for the faceless eldritch horror monster himself and they’re part of a huge group, which consists of infamous and brutal serial killers, demons, ghosts etc.

Lucifer is ready to defend his brothers and MC from possible threat and even if he’s not showing it, deep down Luci is losing his absolute shit.

The fact, that he found out about MC’s past and how they were forced to work for the monster against their will (including the Slender sickness and the brutal years of fear, depression, physical torture and rapid mental health decrease), broke the Avatar of Pride’s heart to billions of pieces.

Ironically, both Tim and Lucifer are the right hands of a higher being (except that Tim got overpassed by Toby. Tim is calmer about it, but Masly still acts like he’s in charge and is pissed off-).

Luci – Dia and Masky/Tim – Slender. You get it.

Now when these two finally meet, you’ll probably think, that Tim and Masky are going to lose. Might have to remind you, that they work for Der Großman and just because Lucifer is one of the most powerful demons in the Devildom, that doesn’t mean the Avatar of Pride is going to get out unharmed.

Tim is more for negotiations, but Masky is all about bloodshed.

Scratches, wounds done by a crowbar and magic, burn marks, bruises. You name it.

These two are at each other’s throats on sight (especially if Masky is in charge).

Lucifer underestimates him for a moment before a good hit from the proxy’s crowbar makes the fallen angel see stars.

And one smack from Luci’s wings blows Tim away, making Masky to come out.

Uh oh.

Masky is angry and Luci receives a hit in the groin, making him bend over in pain.

One thing aside, Tim can relate to Luci at a certain degree, when it comes to power position and dealing with a hyperenergetic idiot (Mammon and Toby-) …

But this won’t stop Tim/Masky from getting their buddy back nor this will stop Luci from annihilating the proxy into oblivion.

The situation can get worse, because of one thing.

And only one.

Slenderman taking over his proxy and Lucifer shifting into his final form.

Not his demon form.

I’m talking about 10 ft tall eldritch horror with the resemblances of a goat and a peacock in Luci’s monstrous form.

Larger claws, bigger horns and sharper teeth.

Tim’s eyes going white as an ominous aura surrounds him and his vision becomes red from rage and adrenaline.

This is gonna get ugly fr.

Spoiler alert: Lucifer won-

But barely. Just barely.

Slender ain’t taking shit from some demon, even if that demon is powerful as fuck, and not getting one of his proxies killed.

Yet.

Mammon vs Ticci Toby

If you think Tim/Masky and Lucifer’s situation was bad already… Yeaaah. Think again.

These two are AN UNSTABLE DEPRESSED TOUCH STARVED MIXED BAG!

There are two ways this encounter is gonna end.

Either by the two trying to kill each other, duh… or them breaking down and venting to one another.

Toby is a broken and lonely energetic man, that adores and cherishes MC a lot, despite him being unhinged af.

Mammon, on the other hand, feels lonely, despite his hype energy, and suffers from depression for thousands of years ever since him and his brothers fell from the Celestial Realm. He loves MC with his whole heart as much as Toby does.

On top of all the Avatar of Greed’s constant mental and physical suffering, along being insulted and hurt by his brothers 24/7, hits Toby too close to home. The proxy can’t feel pain, because of his C.I.P.A., but he can definitely see or feel the emotional wounds the second-born carries. Seeing him get hurt actually makes Toby’s tics more violent, because of his own emotions triggering them. (Why’s this actually cute-)

It reminds Toby of his past…even though his memory is blurry and distorted, because of amnesia, and he only remembers slightly from images from his nightmares, that often include his dead sister, who he misses so much.

There’s a chance these two will try to kill each other and blood be raining left and right.

But let’s be honest…these two want their constant hells to stop and everything to feel right again.

Ironically and most surprisingly is that these two have the highest chance to cooperate and get MC away from the upcoming shitshow.

I can write about these two for hours ngl. TT

They both need a hug and I think they’ll be good friends somehow.

It was supposed to be angsty, when it comes to them both, but FUCK IT!

They’re their own emotional support and MC is their therapist. I don’t make the rules.

They’re friends now. (You see how much I still adore Toby after all those years and how much Mammon needs comfort, love and THERAPY! LUCI, I’M LOOKING AT YOU! MASKY, I SEE YOU TOO!)

Toby and Mamms are protecting MC with their lives and doing shenanigans together.

Just hope Slenderman doesn’t take control over Toby, because…angst all the way AND I’M NOT READY FOR IT!

(After writing this headcanon I need somebody to make a hurt/comfort fic with these two RIGHT THE HELL NOW! Please, tag me, if you do. I live for this AU now. TT)

Leviathan vs BEN Drowned

If you really thought I wasn’t going to add BEN in here, then you’re so wrong.

Yes, we do have Lost Silver, Sonic.exe, Glitchy Red etc., but I couldn’t resist. (Please, don’t hate me, guys! TT)

When it comes to BEN, it really depends about which one we are talking about. The canonical one, where BEN and Ben are two different things. Or the fanon one, where things can go haywire.

So, for the sake of not tiring myself further, I’m choosing the fanon one. (But the canon BEN will always be my favorite oop-)

Now in my canon BEN is VERY, VERY competitive, calculative and sadistic.

One of the people he has a soft spot for is MC and when they disappear out of thin air… Sparks of electricity start flying around and he almost causes a fire, that could’ve destroyed his cabin.

(Yes. The Creepypasta live in cabins and not in the mansion. Even the proxies.) Once BEN finds the culprits behind MC’s disappearing thanks to his amazing hacking techniques, motherfucker is ready to throw hands and spill some blood.

On the other hand, Leviathan has dealt with MANY cursed video games before, example in the canon lore. But he has NEVER dealt with or seen something like BEN Drowned himself.

Don’t get me wrong. Levi 100% knows who the entity is. His knowledge about cursed video games in the human realm is enormous and he has definitely heard of the cursed Majora’s Mask cartridge and its host.

The problem is that Leviathan thinks he can beat BEN and destroy him, if it means the demon serpent can keep MC away from being hurt.

Except that he’s totally wrong about the competition he has.

The Avatar of Envy is the best gamer in the Devildom and he can annihilate his opponents in no time, but the drowned Creepypasta he’s facing is something far stronger than what Levi expected.

Like Lucifer and Masky’s situation the moment these two beings meet it’s on sight.

But they take it on a whole new level. They try to kill each other in a digital world they both created, so it can be more fun. It resembles the Devildom, but if the apocalypse happened.

Leviathan, as the sea serpent, uses the water environment to his advantage, hurting the video game entity. He slashes on BEN’s skin and surprisingly blood starts to spill down.

Soon flesh starts to fly around and the demon serpent attempts to drown the undead Link-look-a-like by holding him under the waves, Leviathan is fully aware that Devildom’s sea can actually kill supernatural creatures, if they aren’t careful enough. (Levi can’t be harmed in the waters, because he’s literally the demon serpent from the myths and his element is water. Idk, if it makes sense.)

The envy demon thinks he won, but the moment BEN’s fear of water fully steps into the scene... It’s all going downhill.

Bloody tears sip down on the undead elf’s face with the rusty chains on his limbs moving around like the heads of a furious hydra.

Sparks flying around with cables wrapping around Levi.

The 100 000 voltages aren’t actually the most dangerous part, but the currents, that are passing through Levi’s nervous system and heart, have him screaming and tears running down his face.

Demons can withstand huge amounts of electricity.

But not only BEN’s electric powers are stronger than a normal electric shock, Levi being in water makes it worse and knocks him out immediately, his body still convulsing. The demon got outsmarted.

BEN isn’t here to kill him surprisingly, but to take MC back home with him.

The others may be blood-thirsty, but the undead elf has more braincells than what the others think.

Hey, it could’ve been worse. A controlled proxy maybe.

Except that BEN now needs to deal with angry Lotan and Henry 1.0-

Somebody, help him before he gets thrown around like a ragdoll-

(I did not just make this so angsty and Levi being a dick- TT. Sorry not really. I also went wild mode on this. Levi’s my fav and I always wanted to write a fight between these two-)

Satan vs Jeff The Killer

Do you really wanna question why I choose these two for this?

The Avatar of Wrath and the always angry smiling cuckoo killer?

Yeah, it’s self-explanatory.

Cat person vs Dog person-

When Satan finds out, that MC works for the Slenderman and about their past, his rage goes up to the sky.

“Nobody is allowed to hurt my MC!”

He almost sounds like Mammon, when saying it out loud.

But he isn’t the only one, that is overprotective of his darling.

Jeff, despite being a piece of shit, is somewhat fond of his MC. (Considering the fact, that he’s 24/7 angry at everybody-)

When he learns, that they were taken away by some demon lord… God forbid the chaos, which will come next.

He was doing so well at not showing, that he’s so head over heels for MC.

Acting all macho and bullshit etc.

But the moment the news reaches his ears, the walls are crumbling down.

Chairs, cupboards, beds, KNIVES, hatchets, axes, tables, consoles – you name it.

It’s all either broken or almost completely broken/destroyed/shattered.

Fuck the killing spree he was gonna do and the guts spilling with his maniacal laughter!

Jeff’s legs are already marching towards the Devildom.

(Dumbass doesn’t know, that he’ll face the most powerful demons next to Zalgo. Dunderhead doesn’t know, that he needs a portal to get there, but leave him to bash his head against a rock-)

Jeff gets eventually to the Devildom, luckily, he’s adjusted to the darkness from the constant nightly human hunts he does for a living,

But gets immediately yoinked into the air and into a wall, leaving a freaking dent into the structure.

The amount of force used to yank him away leaves Jeff with a blurry vision, pounding headache and blood already running down his chin.

The next thing he knows is a tall greenish figure standing above him.

He confuses it at first for BEN and ready to curse him out, but the neon green flames finally catch his attention and wake him up completely.

Jeff has quite the huge phobia of fire, thanks to his past, and almost immediately freaks out, while yelling his lungs out.

By instinct his infamous knife swings at the figure and leaves a small cut on Satan’s left cheek.

The Avatar of Wrath’s eyes turn completely black with green pupils in the center. The rage overtaking him.

And shit hits the fan quicker than Usain Bolt.

Satan has a death grip around the killer’s neck, trying to choke him until there’s no more oxygen in his lungs or to break his neck like a tiny twig.

Jeff’s legs are kicking desperately and he barely manages to free himself, thanks to the adrenaline entering his body fast.

Trying to regain his breathing, the smiley man barely avoids a firey blow coming from the demon.

His knife hits Sat and actually manages to leave scars on him, blood dripping down onto the ground.

This continues for awhile before the Avatar of Wrath fires out a green fireball and it colliding with Jeff’s body.

In the last moment the killer’s weapon plunges into the demon’s back and the blonde falls on the ground, unconscious and limp.

Jeffrey barely sits up, the adrenaline slowing down and the pain from the burns and wounds hitting his nerve system like a trainwreck. Followed by a scream as he tries to calm himself down.

Jeff may act or look stupid most of the time, but he has braincells, that he knows how to use.

He doesn’t really have time to rest as his eyes widen more (if that’s even possible) in horror, when Satan’s body twitches and the demon’s wounds start to heal up. The criminal’s weapon still in Sat’s back.

Jeff feels for the first time scared and anxious (in his life as a Creepypasta) as he stands up, bare and bloody hands next to his body, reading himself for a gory round 2.

Asmodeus vs Bloody Painter (Helen Otis)

Two beautiful narcissistic beings fighting each other.

MY KNEES ARE WEAK-

Look, guys. I’m a HUGE certified simp for Helen (even tho he looks like a Twilight-look-a-like dude-) and I have a soft spot for Asmo…

I’m not okay. THESE TWO-

Also, I’m using the canon version of Helen from 2017, because YES and because some people forget, that canonically he’s born in 1980- (If you don’t believe me, look it up on his Wiki page.)

He’s still an introvert, but not your typical weak and shy one. Bitch can bend your back like a stick like fuck-

Back to the topic.

We have Asmo - the Avatar of Lust, the most beautiful demon in the entire Devildom, a narcissist, a huge flirt and overprotective of MC, a captivating being, perfectionist (especially when it comes to his looks), touch starved (Like Helen), needs real love and comfort (Like Helen) and loves beautiful things.

Then we have Helen – literally everything I said about Asmo, but remove the demon and Devildom parts. And just add serial killer, who’s an artist and a hunter-

(In one of his canon animations a guy compliments BP for the deer head, that he got from one of his “beginner” hunts-)

Bloody Painter is also described as a jerk with the front of a gentleman, who also seeks only benefits.

Helen is also canonically agender. (His creator confirmed it in a reblog on Tumblr.)

Helen is VERY self-aware, that he’s good-looking, please.

So having somebody, who’s more beautiful than him, ticks him of slightly. (a lot)

But the glass overflows, when his dear MC vanishes in thin air.

Somebody’s gonna become part of his gory paintings and sculptures REAL SOON.

Unfortunately for our painter, Asmo is pissed off at him thinking, that he can take away MC and be as beautiful as him. NOBODY IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HIM AND NOBODY WILL EVEN LAY A HAND ON AND HURT HIS SWEETHEART!

To say that Asmodeus is pissed off is an understatement by a hundred miles.

The narcissistic killer eventually gets sent in the Devildom, but like Jeff he gets ambushed almost immediately. And his plans go to shit.

The Avatar of Lust puts him under a strong charm and makes him walk towards a tall cliff, under which lay dozens of sharp rocks.

Somehow by pure luck, Helen gets free in time before he can fall to his death and get impaled.

People often mistake him for a slow man in his early forties, but holy shit. He’s flexible and fast as fuck.

Also strong, because in canon Delu (his creator) confirmed, that he has some muscles on.

His fast punches, kicks and knife slices do a fair amount of damage to Asmo and BP’s gun contributes to it.

But the moment Asmo notices, that he ruined his perfect face, Helen better prays to however is out there, because of what’s coming next.

Asmo’s true, TRUE demon form comes out. An eldritch horror mix between a demonic humanoid bat and a scorpion now stands at 9 ft over the serial killer.

Holy shit-

The demon’s tail wraps around the man’s body and drags him through the ground like a ragdoll left and right. Kicking, stabbing and trying to claw out Otis’s eyes.

The killer feels something plunging into his left leg and notices Asmo’s scorpion tail impaling it and injecting him with venom.

Out of fear, the killer’s usual collected self absolutely breaking apart, he stabs Asmo in his chest and ripping a huge chunk of flesh, blood flowing down like a river.

Otis kicks Asmo in the groin and makes a run to hide somewhere.

The egotistical and confident Helen Otis, The Bloody Painter, is hiding for his life now and trying to think of a plan as Asmo’s angry screech pierces his ears, along with the venom starting to take effect on Helen’s body.

He needs to act quick or things will get even uglier...

Beelzebub vs Eyeless Jack

The Avatar of Gluttony and the cannibalistic eyeless demon.

Lord, have mercy on me.

I can’t see Beel and EJ killing each other, because golden retriever and grumpy cat energies.

But for this AU I have to. (Yes, Mamms and Toby are an exception… OK. I’ll add ONE fluff part for Beel and Jack’s part. Ok maybe more… Ok! They’re an exception too-)

If these two were friends, Beel will 1000% try to find a way to either turn EJ back to human form (In my headcanons Eyeless is disgusted by his nature and wants to revert back to his human form. “Thank you”, Jenny bitch-)

Or he’ll try to stop his hunger for humans with a spell or a potion with the help of Solomon.

Buddies-

But unfortunately for both of them, this situation requires a bit of…violence.

Let’s get this out the way first: Both are walking brick walls. Both towering over most Creepypasta, humans, angels, humans and other beings at the height of 7’7-8 ft. Both are quiet and don’t speak a lot, except when they’re required to speak.

Both are stoic, but soft on the inside (Except that Beel shows this fluff side of him WAY more-).

And both are scary af, when angered.

So, imagine the chaos, when Eyeless Jack finds out you were kidnapped. HIDE, EVERYBODY! SOMEBODY IS ABOUT TO GO APESHIT!

Now imagine the rage Beel feels, when he learns about your past. RUN, RUN, RUN!

Who said we need Godzilla vs Kong. Beel and EJ fight is gonna destroy everything around them.

The moment these two meet you bet, that the ground is gonna rumble from their force of fighting.

Fuck. It’s not even a fight. It’s a freaking war.

They’re both extremely strong demons and their muscles ripple from the sheer amount of power they have in their bodies as they collide.

Don’t forget, that Beel is the best at the sports in the Devildom, where they’re even harsher than the ones in the human realm.

But Jack is also connected to Chernobog, to who he was sacrificed to, when he was in college. (Fuck you, Jenny.)

So, both have way more strength, speed, stamina, flexibility and agility than everybody else. (Except Diavolo, Slender and some other supernatural creatures of high power.)

Beel uses a death grip on EJ like an anaconda would do and the eyeless demon feels his bones cracking like sticks.

But one headbutt is enough to send Beel onto the ground on his ass.

Never has ever he seen somebody, who can knock him on the ground like that with just their head. Dia is probably the other demon, who can hurt him, but Beelzebub is still baffled by Jack’s strength.

However, EJ soon receives a harsh punch to the lower jaw + the nose and surely dislocates the jaw, black blood spilling down from his mouth and his nose.

On top of all, the azure ceramic mask, that he had on, is laying down in his feet, broken into many pieces.

Jack exposes his eight tongues, giving Beel a chill down his spine and sinks down his teeth in Beel’s left arm and rips out a good chunk of it. The Avatar of Gluttony barely suppresses his urge to scream.

Jack’s black tar-like tears, that ooze from his empty eye sockets, burn the ginger’s hands and he quickly retracts them back, giving EJ the advantage.

But the dark ashy-grey skinned demon doesn’t take it.

He’s standing there and heavy panting leaving his lungs.

Heck, EJ didn’t even have the chance to use his scalpel, which now lies broken onto the ground. He didn’t even notice when, that happened.

Here’s the thing. Eyeless Jack isn’t dumb at all. He’s one of the smartest people in the entire Creepypasta squad.

And even if he appears cold and apathetic, he can see, that Beel only thinks and does the best for MC and is just protecting them.

“I know, that you want the best for them, giant. I’m the same, despite not showing it, “says Jack, his deep and rumbling voice slicing the silence like a sharp razor.

This makes Beel stop in his tracks, his body freezing like a deer caught in headlights.

“What?”

Even the Avatar of Gluttony can’t process what was just said to him.

“You heard me. This whole fight was stupid and I had to realize that after my face almost got smashed…MC won’t like us getting hurt and you know that. I can sense your overprotectiveness, if that makes sense.”

Beel just nodded, still waiting for EJ to continue his talking.

Jack returns the nod and proceeds. “I’m giving you a choice. Help me get MC away from this shitshow. And to stop this madness. Us killing each other will only hurt them… And I’m saying that as a cannibalistic serial killer demon, who works for the tall noodle arms.”

The ginger thinks for a moment. What Jack offered was something he can’t refuse. If it means MC and his brothers will be ok, then he’s all for it.

“Ok… What’s the plan, um…”

“Just call me Jack for now. Your name, giant?”

“Beelzebub.”

Belphegor vs Kate The Chaser

This one gave me a headache. I didn’t know who the fuck to put for Belphie.

At first, I thought about Jeff, but this option was discarded quickly.

I literally spent two hours thinking about this. No joking.

Then I remembered, that in my headcanons Kate is a freaking insomniac, that wants to sleep desperately.

Being up for hours and working to exhaustion for the Slenderman has messed up her sleeping schedule badly throughout the years.

So, I guess this works too??? Idfk.

But our Kate The Chaser needs more attention, because she’s so underrated. I’m adding her whether you like it or not.

The proxy has been following Slenderman and absolutely despises him, because he took everything from her and her freedom.

Even when she’s so close to drop onto the ground from how tired she is, the insomnia kicks her in the gut.

She’s one of the first ones to find out about Mc’s disappearing and immediately sets off to find them.

She’s not losing another one of her friends. Kate lost way too much already to allow this.

Despite her exhausted state and broken mental health, she puts MC and everybody else before her own needs.

She’s so quiet, that people thought she was mute at some point. She doesn’t show it, but this cold on the outside proxy cares so much about her MC and her friends.

Kate will take an arrow, a bullet, hammer etc. to protect them all.

The proxy in my headcanons has troubles with expressing her emotions and still holds onto that tiny bit of humanity, that she still has inside of her.

Even after years it gives her hope, that she can escape and live a normal life again.

Slenderman’s influence is also the only thing, that keeps her from fainting and the harsher side effects of her insomnia, but ironically makes them worse, because Kate often suffers from splitting headaches.

Unfortunately, her senses have been wonkier, because of her sleep deprivation. She’s still just a human, but slightly enhanced by eldritch powers. Just slightly.

So, when Kate enters the Devildom, the woman doesn’t register, that somebody is already waiting for her and to stop her from approaching MC.

The Avatar of Sloth himself has made an appearance, ignoring his needs to sleep.

Katy isn’t afraid tho, since she has dealt with all types of supernatural shit.

But she’s even surprised at how slowly her body reacts this time, but not that slow, of course.

Again - she’s still average than most humans, thanks to Slender’s influence.

And for Belphegor, if some people still think he’s too tired and weak for this shit… I have two words to say.

Lesson 16.

Happy war flashbacks! :)

Belphie learned from Beel about Mc’s past and the Slenderman…and if you think angry Beel is scary, well…

Belphie might overpass Slenderman and EJ, when it comes to being scary, when angered.

The dark aura around him gives Kate chills down her spine and even makes her take a few steps back.

He does try to knock her out, but even at the edge of collapsing her body reacts quite well.

A stab wound finds itself inside his chest and a guttural growl escapes his lips.

Blood, his blood, covering her hands.

After a bit of dodging his attacks, unfortunately for her, Kate’s balance betrays her and meets face first with the ground.

Using the last bits of strength she has, her arms push her up, but only for the proxy’s body to collapse in the dirt again.

The Avatar of Sloth has her pinned down and his arms quickly go around her neck to choke the living shit out of her.

Kicking, scratching and struggling to get off of the demon, Kate finally makes a proper eye contact with him and he finally sees the absolute breaking point of her will.

Her mask tossed aside, revealing her dark eyebags and the exhaustion written on her face.

Her strength failing her and Kate’s body screaming for rest and for this madness to stop at last.

Belphie can notice, that her will is small, but still there, while fighting to continue.

Her bravery, despite being human, but slightly enhanced.

The demon can easily crush her ribcage, neck, skull etc.

But he, for some freaking stupid goddamn reason, can’t do it.

Kate claws at his hands and coughs, because of the grip around his neck, while tears are threatening to spill down her face.

She must look so defenseless and dumb like that.

The next thing though surprises her a lot.

He puts his hands around her tightly, resembling a snake’s grip, but not too tight at the same time.

Her legs hit him in the groin, which he ignores, despite the pain, that comes with the impact.

The proxy’s body starts to slowly calm down as his aura shifts to something more non-threatening.

It feels nice.

Her eyes going heavy and the whistling of the wind around them lulls her to a deep slumber.

As much as her brain wants to fight it, her body gives her up and Kate’s eyelids close after a minute.

Her breathing steading in her sleep, along with her heartbeat.

Belphegor lets go slowly off of her body, leaving her on the ground gently for the proxy to lay properly.

He’s the Avatar of Sloth and her situation was a desperate cry for help.

For even a tiny moment to rest.

To which he answered.

His own lungs are starting to calm down as he lays down next to her, the Devildom’s all-night sky covered in stars above them both.

Belphie doesn’t realize, that his eyes subconsciously go back to her finally peaceful place.

And he wonders, if the rest of the beings with her are this desperate for peace deep, deep down into their souls.

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Here ya go! Part 1 of... whatever I created.

I have absolutely NO idea what the fuck I wrote.

But I love these two fandoms and want to provide content for them!

Yeah. The characters are probably very OOC, but fuck it.

My sleep deprived head was capable of writing ( and rewriting ) only this during the ungodly morning hours.

Sooo... Enjoy!

(Please, don't kill me Obey me and Creepypasta fans-)

Part 2 is coming up... Idk when.

#creepypasta #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta headcanons #jeff the killer #eyeless jack #ben drowned #kate the chaser #masky #ticci toby #bloody painter #helen otis #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me luficer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #Wtf did I actually write?#Canon and fanon stuff but they are all over the place.#Should I tag Slender? Naaah.#I'm a simp for Helen. But I simp for Levi too-#I have no idea why I added Kate for the Belphie part... Actually I know!#Kate needs more love and recognition!#Maybe Levi is a bit murderous in this too-#Well. It's Creepypasta vs Obey Me characters. What did you expect???#Sleep deprivation is my inspiration!#Ngl this is crack hcs and morbid ones at the same time.#I NEED A TOBY AND MAMMS FANFIC OF THEM BEING EACH OTHER'S EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BUDDIES!

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ptsdangeldust · 1 year ago

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CURRENT WILD ASS THEORY ME AND THE GF ARE COOKING UP BTW:

alastor made some kind of deal with lilith but maybe didn't actually sell his soul to her

lilith's plot is to fuck up heaven something bad and she's going to take advantage of charlie's hotel idea to do so

alastor is of course being instructed to make sure this goes through no matter what

we literally have no idea if alastor was human or not. yes prior confirmation said so but prior confirmation said vaggie was a sinner demon too so we can't trust that. all we know is "nobody knows where he came from"

we also can't trust mimzy. not only because she is proven to be a liar but she also says alastor loves alcohol and he never touches the stuff.

[the thing that alastor draws inspiration from that is part of indigenous american mythology that i'm not going to state the name of but you know what i'm talking about] are popularly mythologized as being shapeshifters / bodysnatchers anyway so we can't trust that that's his real form / it would make sense thematically if his form ends up changing. this is important bc all the other sin lords thematically make sense with what animal they are (rooster = lust, spider = greed, some... some kind of bug-type thing that is maybe a fly = gluttony)

finally, lucifer is not prideful. he straight up has an inferiority complex and is super depressed. he also hates sinners, unlike every other sin lord. also ducks don't symbolize pride either he should be a peacock if anything if anyone's prideful here, it's alastor.

so basically, alastor's goal is to become the new king of pride. which like maybe he won't do that or lilith lied and it's not possible but i really think he made a deal with lilith in order to make this happen and that's why he talks about shaking up the status quo and hates lucifer so much and doesn't want anyone to know what he's up to.

how i feel rn, btw:

#could also be that he *is* the king of pride *already* but this is more coherent #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel meta #S/O TO THE GF THANK U COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU BABY #hazbin hotel theory #please debate me btw. within reason LOL #I JUST WANNA PUT THIS DOWN IN CASE WE CALLED IT OK #my post

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a-hell-of-a-time-archive · 8 months ago

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JO'S RP PLOTTING CHEAT-SHEET

Want new-and-exciting plots for your character? Long to reach out to more of your followers, but don’t know where to start? Fear not! Fill out this form and give your RP partners both present and future all the of juicy jumping off points they need to help you get your characters acquainted.Be sure to tag the players whose characters YOU want more cues to interact with, and repost, don’t reblog! Feel free to add or remove sections as you see fit. Template here.

Mun name: Jo

OOC Contact: This blog, DM's, discord (selective), my main blog

Who the heck is my muse anyway:

This blog contains three muses at present:

Andrealphus - A Great Marquis of hell, a member of the Ars Goetia, brother of Stella, ex brother in law of Stolas (or brother in law pre divorce), Ice Queen/Elsa/Frosty Bitch. My Andre is canon divergent at times and takes inspiration from a fair amount of places. He is loud, proud, arrogant, showy, flashy, just like a true peacock. He is also quite cunning, ruthless, and conniving, especially if there is a way to obtain more power/status. He does have a much softer side, but it's buried under multiple layers of ice/is at the bottom of an iceberg so good luck getting to it!

Octavia - Princess of the Ars Goetia, daughter of Stolas and Stella, and a very much emo teen who is going through some shit and has issues. My Octavia will be canon divergent as the series goes on, because I highly suspect the narrative/writing and fandom will do her so damn dirty and she deserves better. She loves both her parents (albeit Stolas more than Stella) and is filled with anger, hurt and sadness. There is a joyful soul underneath, but it hasn't been seen in years....

Caim - Camio, a great president of hell (or soon to be whenever she takes over her father's role) who is part goetian, part youkai (tengu). Currently living in the human world but visits hell whenever the need arises. Is also Andre's close, and in some cases only friend and was his ex fiance at one point. Can be calm and level headed, and serious. However, she does have quite a bit of pride and so help you if you cross her. Very good with a sword and fast as lightning. Also married to a very beautiful, drop dead gorgeous and hot kitsune wife, who is just as deadly as Caim is. Tread cautiously.

Points of interest:

Andre - Has a lot of trust and intimacy issues, and deep down tires of the aristocratic bullshit that has governed his life since birth. Is a softie who will raise hell should anyone he cares about comes to harm.

Octavia - She's going through it and just wishes to be happy again. She takes after her dad more than her mom, especially when expressing joy/happiness.

Caim - Is a half blood/mix of demon and youkai, which makes it hard for her to truly settle in either world. She does her best to make it work, though!

What they’ve been up to recently:

Andre - Has been dealing with the bullshit that is Stella's divorce, her relation to the imp assassin she hired to off Stolas, and generally staving off the inevitable anxiety and panic attack both. Also struggling with intimacy and coming to terms with many personal issues. He's not handling any of these as well as he thinks he is.

Octavia - Found out the truth behind her parent's relationship, learned that her mother hired an assassin to take out her dad, got adopted by Lucifer in one verse, and is generally trying to make sense of the world she knew rapidly dissolving before her eyes.

Caim - Currently bouncing between realms while secretly working toward obeying her father's request: To take his spot in the Goetian hierarchy. She is trying to find a way to do this while keeping her life in the human world. She's also checking in on Andre from time to time, along with other acquaintances in hell. Sometimes her wife, Yui, will join her.

Where to find them:

Andre - His mansion, rich/fancy places, with Stella, roaming around some of the other levels of hell if required, at Goetian gatherings. But mostly you can find him in various areas of the Pride Ring.

Octavia - Stolas's mansion, with her mother, or roaming the Pride Ring.

Caim - At Andre's mansion, in various places in the Pride Ring, or her home on the outskirts of Tokyo.

Current plans:

Flesh out all three of my muses; have Octavia find her family again (found or otherwise) and connect with her old, happy self; have Andre find love and stable relationships, platonic or otherwise while also getting over his hangups with intimacy while also slowly letting go of the politics and bullshit that govern his life; just use Caim more in rp's and flesh her out as her own person instead of an Andre accessory.

Desired interactions:

Andre - enemies to lovers romance, shipping shenanigans, friendships or people tolerating him, threads where his beliefs and mindset are challenged, Andre finally losing his shit on Stella and the two having a full blown argument that ends in either a mess, or a better understanding of each other. Give me messy family drama! Also drama with other Goetia and befriending more sinners and those of the lower class.

Octavia - Found family, finding friends and just getting to be a happy teen?

Caim - I will take anything. Please interact with her.

Offered interactions:

I have a bunch of memes and open posts on my blog, but if you'd like to plot my DM's are open!

Current open post/s:

Open Posts, Memes, or any dash commentary posts tbh.

Anything else?:

Rules l Muses

I stole this from the dash.

#ooc #dash games

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voiceinthemidstofthefourbeasts · 8 months ago

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The Thing That Should Not Be || Mark and Adramelech || Self Para

Adramelech mused to himself as he stared across his domain, stroking his chin with a shit-eating grin painted across his lips. Things were moving along just as he knew they should, the antichrist was now maturing nicely as needed, other signs had come to fruition that showed a turning more towards a win for Hell. And it would have continued even with Moloch and his 'grand plans', but the demon was just too cocky and wouldn't respect Adramelech's power. This pissed the archdemon off so greatly that the only way to move forward was to remove the king of hell from their throne- indefinitely. It was a plan that Lucifer would approve, he knew.

But to do this and ensure the demon wouldn't be able to come back, especially with the demon tied to Death, Adramelech had to move the king to a place where his power wouldn't work. This also meant killing a god. This was too easy, and moved Armageddon forward as was needed. And now, with the god of the dead out of the way and Moloch trapped in Pluto's domain, it was time to keep watch of the fallen--- and continue to make sure they stayed fallen.

Standing from his throne, Adramelech's wings spread out behind himself, shimmering brightly in the nothingness of the void. Like a sheet blowing gently behind himself, his peacock-like feathers flowed with each step the archdemon made.

Within an instant, Adramelech was taking his next steps on the roof of Never Blessed, time nearly paused as he paced curiously near the figure brooding at the edge. Taking a few minutes like this, Adramelech stopped and chuckled to himself at this vision of the Harbringer.

Time continued, and Mark's remaining feathers bristled at the presence of the Archdemon. He didn't need to see him, he didn't need to hear him. The power alone was enough to let Mark know what danger loomed only feet from him.

“You know... you never did thank me.”

A smokey cool breeze whispered through the silence that falled after that statement. Mark had nothing to say to Adramelech, and ultimately he wanted to be alone to his thoughts.

Adramelech stood there, allowing the silence to continue as he stared at the Harbringer with no real emotion in the moment. His wings gently moved in the breeze and he kept his cool.

“Mark.”

Still, the Harbringer stayed quiet as he looked over the grounds, hugging himself just a little tighter at the mention of his name.

A soft sigh escaped the Archdemons nose, he didn't like being ignored even if this wasn't being ignored. “You're free, Mark. Go... I don't know... go fly across the country. Go see what's left of Canada. Maybe go get margaritas in Mexico. Fuck-- join a cartel. You're not bound to the asylum anymore.”

Mark closed his eyes softly. And silence continued.

Adramelech watched him another moment before stepping closer, slowly, “It's over. You failed your mission and your stupid fucking Wrath King is fucking dead and gone forever. Mark, just fucking leave. There's no reason for you to even be here anymore. Aren't you /bored/?!”

“Shut up,” the harbringer barely whispered as his wings creaked lightly.

Cupping his hand to his ear, Adramelech asked crassly, “Excuse me? What was that?”

He didn't say anything but his powers heightened around himself as he stood still.

Smirking to himself, Mark stopped just behind the Harbringer. He could feel the radiation of the decay pouring off the Harbringer, but it barely effected him at the moment. “I don't get it.” The Archdemon began pacing slowly back and forth as he spoke, “Jasper, right? No one's seen the prick. He's not here, not in Hell....doubt the fucker is with Dad... I don't even think he actually exists anymore.” He looked thoughtful as he tried to think out loud about this, “That's not even your mission anymore. In fact, I don't think you /have/ a mission. Too much has changed, Mark. It's changed so much that by default you and your harbringers just... fucking failed!”

Mark stayed silent still, eyes closed but his powers became faint with every word.

“And failing, “Adramelech said with amusement as he turned to face the harbringer once more, “means you're ticket to Dad has been revoked. That's right.... Mark.... you're talking to the only one who can confirm what you already know is true. Here I am, Adramelech, the Watcher of The Fallen, to lead you to Heaven where you should go. But... there's no redemption here for you.” His voice became solemn, almost mockingly, “Mark... It's over. You have failed completely. Dad has turned his back on you and the others, “he started to chuckle, “and here you are, still acting like you have a purpose.”

Mark eyes remained closed as he seemed to hold himself limply now, a quiet tear rolled down his cheeks. Adramelech was right, he was truly fallen and redemption was only a memory now. And Moloch was gone. This should have been a blessing, but something inside felt empty without the Godking.

The archdemon watched Mark with a slight grin, knowing the harbringer was broken and beyond redemption. He got so much pleasure seeing such a strong instrument of Heaven cut from grace, knowing this was a huge loss to the other team. “Mark...” he said softly, “What's on your mind, huh? Talk to me....”

Mark hated this, he hated demons, he hated Adramelech and he hated Moloch. Everything was ruined and it all started with Moloch. If it wasn't for the Wrath King, Mark would still be able to be redeemed. But now, that all was lost. Adramelech wasn't lying about this, he physically couldn't, and Mark understood this. And it made Mark hate Adramelech even more.

Mark's breath shook quietly as he managed to slowly stand and open his eyes, turning to face the Archdemon with disdain in his cold expression.

Adramelech eyed him over slowly, his eyes stopping on the harbringer's face and meeting Mark's gaze. The archdemon gave a pout, mockingly, as he continued, “Come on. Let it out.”

The archdemon's head snapped to the side suddenly as Mark landed a heavy blow to Adramelech's face.

And the archdemon didn't move for a moment, a little shocked but also thinking he should have seen that coming. Slowly, Adramelech's hand went to his own lips, wiping fresh blood from the wound. “....Wow....” he looked back at the harbringer, “I was trying to help you, you didn't need to be a dick--”

Another punch, Adamelech's head snapping to the other side, lip busted and fresh blood dotting along the ground. But he wasn't exactly phased. In fact, he was amused by all of this. Chuckling, he managed to turn back to look to Mark, “Even without your goddamned self-proclaimed 'godking', you still manage to act like an idiotic child throwing a fucking temper tantrum.” He quickly extended his hand, a blast of Hell's power blasting Mark at point blank range, throwing Mark off the building with a dull thud from below. Adramelech wiped the remaining blood from his lip on the back of his hand before strolling over to the edge of the roof. Looking down, he could see the harbringer lying motionless, wings spread and twisted feathers blowing lightly like falling leaves from a tree. The structure of Mark's wings were much more apparent now, like that of a bat or dragon, skeletal and dark. Adramelech glared down at the motionless figure below, feeling good overall about what he just witnessed.

#self #both characters mine #para

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edgybutnotveryedgy · 2 years ago

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Im thinking about miraculous future stuff based on some lore and cultural inspirations (because i don't want to think about finals rn), and something that i don't think will happen, but would be interesting if it did happen is if Felix were to be snapped out of existence.

I think if this were to happen then it would probably just be temporary, but considering his arc and everything, there could be some interesting ideas in this. Like take his miraculous. It is the peacock miraculous, and it creates life. This in and of itself is heavily loaded when you look into potential irl cultural inspirations.

Warning i am not including any citation in this, but i will be making a series this summer exploring in depth the different cultural influences in miraculous and how they may or may not pertain to the story. I'll be more thorough there.

So first something i just found on a site is that supposedly in roman times peacocks were an important symbol representative of death, funerals, and resurrection in particular. Supposedly early christians decorated their tombs with a lot of peacock iconography because of this association.

I wouldn't be surprised if this association with peacocks and death/resurrection had some connection to the story of Hera and Argos, when Hera took the eyes of Argos and put them in the tails of peacocks feathers/she brought him back as a peacock. In some european cultures it seems there was an association between peacocks and bad luck and death (i need to look more into this) then of course there's the obvious association between price lucifer and peacocks that i feel like most people (in the west at least) are aware of.

So in India there is an association between a mythical bird called Garuda, who Vishnu would ride. Peacocks were made from the feathers of Garuda (i don't know, sounds kinda familiar to me). Peacocks by association with Garuda seem to be representative of time, and preserving and maintaining balance in the cosmos. Specifically due to how they eat poisonous snakes, which snakes are symbolic of cyclical time.

Next up in China, this is where things get really interesting. It is associated with a goddess named Guan Yin, and transmutes evil into beauty. Also a peacock is the manifestation of the Phoenix. So let's talk about phoenix's for a second. So a Phoenix represents things like virtue, duty, humanity, strength, good fortune, etc. Also phoenix's generally show up if an empire was good, or as a premonition of the rise of empires.

So i should clarify, this Phoenix (also known as a Fenghuang) isn't exactly the same as the western phoenix, which i was not aware of until now, but we're in too deep to go back baby lets gooooooooooo

So the western phoenix does go through a cycle of death and rebirth, but the Fenghuang is just immortal and doesn't die. So... Yea... I'm still gonna post this because its finals week and i have virtually no quality filter rn. I just might not tag it.

So i was gonna say that Felix would pull a Phoenix and just like will himself back to life or something, which could be interesting considering his whole arc of having no control of his life or whether or not he lives or dies, but i guess this is all being thrown out the window!

This is what i get for researching things. I am proven wrong in the middle of writing an epic post, and then I have to admit I'm wrong.

Oh well. I'll have more fun dissecting the lore later anyway.

#rambles #stream of consciousness #a failed social expiriment if you will #i am both the scientist #the control group #the test subject #and the expirement itself #wow #this was honestly just a rollercoaster of disappointment

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the-smallest-star · 13 days ago

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Gritt stared at them, a low growl starting up in his chest before Patch looked at his brother, "It's fine Gritt."

His attention returned to the peacock, washing his hands clean from what he'd been working on and removing his apron.

"One, unless you want me to address you as 'peacock' you'll call me by my name as I didn't speak a rude word to you when you came in. Two, if you have a problem with me then you can take it up with Lucifer, seeing as I only answer to him. Three, if your coat costs that much, you need a refund. I've got nicer ones. And finally four, Charlie is out with her dad celebrating Sinsmas. She'll be back later, unless someone is dying or in mortal peril I think it can wait until she gets back."

The little Baron had a backbone, tail flicking idly behind him.

" Uuuuuuuugh is there someone worth talking to in this establishment? I was told the most high Princess was this buildings magistrate. Who let the rabble out of their cage?"

His eyes would catch the faintest glimpse of Patch, ah so it was the 'barren' he'd heard talked about. To think an imp would ever be given such a place in Hell.

" Do you see this coat I am wearing, beast? It costs more then the all the lives of your last seven generation of relatives combined. Don't dirty it with your spit, IMP. Is the King's daughter here, or should I go looking elsewhere?"

#andrealphice #GritttheImp #PatchtheImp #hazbin!verse

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dabiscrustyfeet · 3 years ago

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How would the brothers(and the rest of the cast, if you want to) react to a Mc who goes invisible(using magic probably) when scared or embarrassed, like a fight or flight response.

Hope you have a nice day :)

Ooh invisible mc

Imma do the bros only first tho. Thank you for requesting dear and have a wonderful day. How the heck do you lot come up with interesting ideas

Mc that becomes invisible when they get scared or embarrassed ft. the sins

Lucifer

Lucifer needed to look for you, because it seems you have forgotten to give him a report you were supposed to give him in the last week

The report was necessary, so that he and diavolo could improve on the exchange program

So he was trying to look for you in the house of lamentation

So lucifer goes to your room, and there you are, vibing to whatever soundtrack you’ve got on

So he’s just standing there like 🧍‍♀️

And you still don’t realise the guy is staring at you

Lucifer decided to call your name

You didn’t hear him - levi lent you his headphones and those where noise cancelling

So he just s l i g h t l y taps you on your shoulder

Which scared the absolute shit out of you

And the fucker was smirking

You obviously were embarrassed

So you just 💨poof💨 out of existence

Obviously lucifer went from this 😏 to this 🤨 real quick

You were here a second ago where the hell are you

He hears something rush past him and this guy caught you. You were trying to leg it

He is confused but not surprised he thought he was catching thin air imagine how stupid he must’ve looked

So you ✨reveal✨ yourself and explain to him that you go invisible when you get embarrassed or scared

He honestly was just already rubbing his temples

he knew that a certain someone would try use this trick for a lot of pranks

But that dont mean he didn’t forget why he was here

Where is the report you were supposed to give mc 😀

Mammon

Mammon got scared shitless when he found out you could do this

So you were just chilling, ya know, doing your thing, and it seems you zoned out

You didn’t realise that mammon was behind you - i think you zoned out

So obviously mammon is like “ oi mc 😀”

Your soul ascended and your body has disappeared

And now mammon is bamboozled

Where the hell are you mc

Obviously mammon is standing in the middle of your room like 👁👄👁

And it’s becoming a little awkward

So show yourself and he just looks so baffled so you explain your ability

Bad idea

“Imagine all the people we can scam mc” like boi if you dont?🤨

Your gonna give me and the peacock a migraine

Leviathan

Now levi never meant to scare you, he just kinda uh- he had a little bit of a gamers rage

So hes raging over here, and he asks your opinion on that matter pretty loudly scaring the absolute shite out of you

Darling your not even here 😀

So now he’s like ‘aw they don’t even wanna listen to me rant 🥲’

Babes mc loves hearing you rant you just made them see lillith again

But then you appear after you come over your shock and he’s like “??!!”

So you explain and he’s got stars in his eyes

“That’s exactly like the main character in [insert long ass title that spoils the whole plot]

Satan

Satan wanted to read in the library as one does

So he’s in a corner with a bunch of books around him, and theres a tiny cat on his shoulder

All of a sudden he hears someone acting out a passage of idk - lion king or something

You’re out here saying “…and he’s absolutely right, only the bravest lions go there.”

This guy – he hears The Lion King, he comes running 🏃

And he sees you and he does a double take

So he just finishes the line off for you

“But I’m brave.”

And you just f a d e a w a y

Satan is just staring at the spot you were sitting in like 👁👄👁

How?

He’s questioning everything he knows

Like he can see maths equations around him

Please return back to normal

This guy is buffering, he still on the loading stage

So when you reappear, he’s asking you 100 questions per minute

Good luck he’s gonna follow you until you answer

Ngl he gets disappointed when you say that you become invisible when you get scared or embarrassed

You got him walking around the house like “🙂” ( not that he doesn’t already it’s just that you can tell it is even more forced-bros eye is twitching as well)

He’s fully disappointed. He went through ten stages of grief when you told him. Now he’s going to be like “my whole life I’ve been trying to master the art of invisibility, and now when I meet someone with this gift, they can only become non existent when scared or embarrassed. Do you know how sad, disappointed and disrespected I feel? 🥲”

Like bro calm urself it ain’t that deep ( don’t say that you’ll get yeeted to your house in the human world )

He will calm down after a bit, just try not to get scared or embarrassed around him he’ll start sulking again

Asmodeus

This hoe caught you in 4k

Asmo has some nice clothes aight

You’ll be damned if you don’t try some of them

Defo has a corset or something

So you are trying his clothes, feeling hot and sexy as you should 😌, and this twat

This twat just walks in like “Mc darlin you will never believe what I heard today”

Stops in his tracks

He literally had three reactions simultaneously

He like “👁👄👁” “ 🎱👄🎱” “ ✨👄✨”

“ oh my gosh honey you look hot as me lemme take some pictures”

Baby you aint even here, you disappeared

This guy aint stupid tho. He may be a hoe, but he a smart hoe

He had three conclusions

Either 1- you some how hid in his room in supersonic speed

2- you threw yourself out the window somehow ( this happened way too many times for some reason)

Or 3- you used magic to hide yourself

He’s honestly the only one who stopped and was like “hmmm now how does this happen”

All he says is “mc no need to be embarrassed love you looked just fine”

Absolute king imma tell ya

So you show yourself and he basically just is gushing over how good you look

Doesn’t even need an explanation, he figured it out already

Next time, he’ll dress you up mkay

Beelzebub

This sweetheart

He didn’t mean to scare you, honestly

T’was one midnight, and Lord Beel seemed to have an urgent need to eat

The lord doesn’t realise a fellow member of his chaotic ass house was in the sacred kitchen

His stomach does one hell of growl

He out hear sounding like Cerberus roaring

Hercules be having flashbacks

And our dear mc screeched

They never jumped so high in their life before

But alas, a human being cannot achieve to fly

They landed, crash landed on to the floor

Cue the groaning

The lord of the flies was busy devouring the food from the fridge, but have no fear, he cares for those he loves

He hears you, but he cant see you

Therefore he follows his nose

He can feel you, but you seem to have no physical appearance

You show yourself, and before a word falls from your mouth, he is asking you if you are okay, and if you would like to join him and have a feast with him

What a gentleman😌

How could one decline on a hellish feast, it is food after all

So anyway, apologies for the Shakespeare talk, he asks you while munching on some spaghetti

You ✨explain✨ and he’s just like “okay cool👌”

Yall end up speaking about random shit and having some great midnight feast

Belphegor

This little shit

This menace to society

All he ever does is eat and sleep

Yet he managed to scare you without even trying

Bro was not even awake, you woke him up

You were cleaning the attic at night mkay

So the candles are out and so is the moon

That is the only source of light you got

You be humming to Isabella’s lullaby

Meanwhile belphie

His on the floor outside the attic.

His body decides that the floor is uncomfortable lets move

So it moves (the body)

And now this idiot is sleepwalking

So I understand why you did what you did

He opens the door to le attic and just stands there for a minute

His brain is like “ayo we got some nice music going we gonna sleep like a baby today”

And you obviously turn to see a motherfucking demon standing in the middle of the room like 🧍‍♀️

The scream you gave out was demonic

Babes your being influenced by the bros i think you need a vacation.

He has now awoken and is like “ what what’s wrong what’s happening”

This man got drop kicked real quick

You unlocked a new move congrats

I guess this is revenge for the strangling

Then you realise ‘oh shit that was belphie’

So he’s on the bottom of the stairs shaking

Trembling like a leaf

This nincompoop made you think he was having a seizure

So you go dow the stairs very carefully- I mean, you don’t wanna get tricked again don’t ya 🤨

You poke him with the broom “ …uuh belphie” no response

You feel yourself becoming invisible again

You’re getting scared for real for real

“ belphegor?”

You are now this close 🤏 to screaming lucifers name

And this little fuck starts laughing

Not even that, he’s laughing, crying, rolling on the floor and now he laughing way too much he became silent and his tummy be hurting

When he calms down, he dont see you

He’s like “yo mc I didnt know you could kick that hard”

Doesnt even care you disappeared, he knows your there he can feel it

So you just appear again and your like 😐

“Yo what was funny? Bitch i thought you had seizure ”

Obviously he’s gotta apologise for giving you heart palpitations and when he does

“ you were invisible weren’t you? Can i interest yo in some ways to prank lucifer?🙂”

You just ignored him and went to sleep

You don’t get paid enough this shit, don’t you mc?

I hope this is okay love it’s my first time doing a request. Have a nice day sweetie muwah💋

#obey me #obey me mammon #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me!#obey me swd #swd obey me #omswd #obey me mc #obey me x reader #obey me crack

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absolutepokemontrash · 3 years ago

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May I request the brothers with an MC who does martial arts and is kind of a menace? Like, they won't start conflict with anyone, just for the sake of violence. But of some jerk/bully demon harassed them enough they'd definitely kick the bully off his feet and throw him. I'm thinking the kind of MC who would try to strike Belphie's throat when he starts doing what he does in ch. 16. (I love your writing BTW. I hope you're having a great day. Remember to hydrate, rest and eat. :D)

(Awww! Thank you! I’ll definitely be sure to consume all my daily requirements! :D)

MC is a Martial Arts Master!

Lucifer

When Lucifer first saw MC flip a demon twice their height, he just about had a stroke then and there. What the hell are they feeding the humans up there??? Steroids and raw eggs???

According to MC, who was happy to explain, it’s just a matter of safely shifting one’s opponent’s weight. Well… at least MC will be somewhat safe down in the Devildom… who would expect a human to be able to do that?

Lucifer goes about his business as usual, but on one particular day, he gets curious.

He asks the human what kinds of fighting styles they’re sufficiently trained in, and they reply with “Judo, Karate, Ju Jitsu, Kung Fu-”

Lucifer’s eyebrows nearly shot upwards off his face. The human was this talented???? Huh… oh well. Impressive, but Lucifer had other matters to attend to-

MC IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO GIVE LUCIFER’S BROTHERS LESSONS. THE PEACOCK HAS BEEN FLIPPED. I REPEAT, THE ELDERLY PEACOCK HAS BEEN FLIPPED.

Mammon

Honestly, Mammon is really hyped. He loves action movies, and any good action movie has a hero who can kick ass!

Any time the two of them watch an action movie together, Mammon points at the screen and asks “hey can you do that?”

No matter how ridiculous, he’s gonna ask. No Mammon, no normal human can backflip-kick someone while falling from an on-fire train.

Oh well! Not all is lost! Maybe he can set up some kinda underground fight club in order to rake in some extra dough… hmmmm… heh, oi, human, ya interested?

Even if MC says yes, Mammon will be promptly stopped by the brothers with brain cells at their disposal. Tsk… damn. Hey, MC, ya wanna teach your first man some fightin’ moves?

Leviathan

Woah! This is just like in every shonen anime ever! MC’s just going to get stronger and stronger, until eventually they’re able to destroy anyone who dares challenge them!

Levi is going to sit and watch from the sidelines with popcorn and some glow sticks to cheer his favourite human on!

*sigh* his human is so cool…

Now, Levi knows hand to hand combat, but… he’s just better at it in games. He’s more of a strategist. Huh… maybe he can hire MC to train some of his troops! Or maybe… he could teach MC how to use a sword, or a trident!

MC and Levi are battle buds now! Good god Levi, why did you give them a sharp object?

Satan

Now, Satan has spent thousands of years studying all manners of things, including fighting techniques and styles. He might be a bit out of practice, but he’s up for a sparring match-

Aaaaaaaand angry nerd got flipped. Easily… pathetically easily. Wow… is MC free for lessons? He’d like to… find a way to royally embarrass Lucifer.

After training, Satan is always ready to elegantly decompress. And by elegantly decompress, he means flop on the library couch right next to MC and… groan. He’s a little sore.

Once Satan’s body gets used to the constant fighting exercise, he’s the one who starts taking care of MC after training. He starts reading to MC as they relax on their bed together… wholesome stuff like that.

Now, Satan’s a smart guy, whenever MC is off being ridiculous and a menace, he’s nowhere nearby. But he’s got eyes everywhere… he’ll be sure to find out about all of MC’s shennaniganery for inspiration on how to fuck with Lucifer!

Asmodeus

“…hey, Mx. No Name Kid, 🎶 just who might you be? And would you fiiiiiiiight for me~ 🎶?”

Asmo just thinks it would be very romantic if someone fought someone on his behalf… save him from something dangerous, whisk him away to a lone retreat for some-

Okay that’s enough. Anyway, Asmo isn’t one for intense exercise or physical fights. Our sweet Avatar of Lust is more on the side of easily ripping someone to shreds and then moving on, a whole long fight just seems… yucky.

But Asmo is always ready to run MC a bath if some of their shenanigans gets them all messed up. He’s also willing to play nurse if MC wants~

All in all, supportive demon bestie/boyfriend, he’ll cheer MC on and film their ridiculousness!

Beelzebub

We all know Beel is a big dude, but MC has flipped bigger! They can do this!

No they could not. Beel got half-flipped then nearly landed on top of MC. It wasn’t even romantic! MC almost died!

As confused and bewildered as Beel was, he was quick to make sure MC was okay. Would Beel hugs fix this? Probably not considering MC was trying to prevent broken bones.

As different as Beel’s kind of fitness and MC’s kind of fitness is, he is totally down to train with MC.

Listen, when you see Beelzebub weight training the human exchange student, mind ya business, they’re trying to get shredded.

Belphegor

Okay listen, the throat punch and the absolute ASS BEATING that was given to him in the attic before he was finally able to “kill” MC was not very becoming of Belphie… ugh… it was very embarrassing, but in his defence- he uh… was half asleep! Yeah!

Anyway, Belphie doesn’t exactly care too much about MC’s fitness and martial arts training. He’s more concerned with fitness this whole blanket around the two of them while they nap together.

Well, okay, saying he doesn’t care is a bit of a stretch. It is impressive, but Belphie is more amazed by MC’s penchant for causing chaos and turning more of Lucifer’s hair grey.

Call him MC’s lazy new assistant because FUCK YEAH, HE’S GOING TO JUDO FLIP THAT PEACOCK IF IT KILLS HIM.

(It probably will)

#obey me #obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#obey me shall we date #asks #ask #obey me mc #anon #obey me mammon #obey me Lucifer #Obey me Leviathan #Obey me Satan #Obey me Asmodeus #Obey me Beelzebub #Obey me Belphegor #obey me headcanon #obey me Headcanons #obey me! headcanon #obey me! headcanons

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