#his name is lucifer the peacock i think

[famia-of-87]

GUYS OH MY GOD NEW SONIC CHARACTER IN A FUTURE GAME NOT CLICKBAIT VERY REAL

[helluvapoison]

Could I get Adam, Lute and Lucifer and how they 'court' the reader? Like how birds with court each other, little gifts, wing 'dances', nesting, etc...

Also, could I be your 🐌 anon? <3<3<3

Birds of a Feather

Adam, Lute and Lucifer courting you

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˚✧₊⁎ Adam ⁎⁺˳✧༚

• Peacocking has nothing on The First Man

• His personality is amped up to the highest level when he sees you walk in a room

• (Overcompensation for how fucking nervous you make him)

• Adam gets cocky when he knows he has your attention

• Tossing grapes high in the air and catching them in his mouth, bragging louder than usual about something or the other

• Heaven forbid you laugh at any of his antics, (His smirk is dangerous, “Oh you like that?”) he’ll start singling you out in front of everyone, calling your name before he acts up

• Performances include inviting you to watch his band play and miraculously getting more energy

• Casually tosses guitar picks in your direction— and when he finds out you kept one!? He’s over the moon

• He won’t go out of his way to get you food but he’ll order you something if he goes somewhere

• Adam hates nesting. He doesn’t like being stressed in general and nesting is really fucking stressful!

• The very fact seeing you pricks the urge in him to nest drives him insane

• (AKA, he likes you a lot more than he thought he did!)

• Seeing you in his space does something he doesn’t particularly hate though

• “It’s whatever if you don’t like it.” Adam shrugs

• “No, I think it looks nice! Very you. Tell me about these pictures?”

• He’s fucking done for

˚✧₊⁎ Lute ⁎⁺˳✧༚

• Like they have a mind of their own, her wings stretch out and audibly fluff up when she makes eye contact with you

• Mortifying is an understatement

• She picks out trinkets to give to you at first, something small that could be waved off as insignificant

• Later, when Lute realizes her affections are returned, she brings useful offerings or something you offhandedly mentioned needing

• She wishes she could tell you about the exterminations solely to brag

• See how fierce she is, how skilled she is, how good of a protector she could be for you

• Lute will ask you to arm wrestle as a compromise. She gets to hold you hand and show off her strength!

• Nesting was fine, it was the judgment part that drove her up a wall

• Watching your eyes roam over her apartment, deciding whether or not it was good enough for you? Gah!

• “What, uh—“ Lute clears her throat, she’ll hate herself for even asking later, “What do you think?”

• You smile knowingly, something else that makes her absolutely mad, “It’s perfect.”

• Lute beams with pride like she’s won a great victory

˚✧₊⁎ Lucifer ⁎⁺˳✧༚

• Never before has he felt the need to actually flaunt.. anything?

• With you it hits him like a fucking train and it’s even harder to supress it

• He’s Lucifer! That’s supposed to be self explanatory, that’s supposed to be enough

• Suddenly he’s checking every mirror on his way to you, making sure he looks better than he feels

• He tries to find other ways to steal your attention or show that he would be a worthy partner

• …But showing off his wings couldn’t hurt, right? He has six after all. If you needed to get to the other side of town he’d be more than happy to fly you over!

• Nothings too good for you! If Lucifer thinks you’ll want or like something, he’s buying it!

• Did you notice he can make things too? He’ll make you something— or fix something for you!

• Quick, break that so he can show you he can fix it!

• Lucifer pulls all the stops trying to prove himself, nesting is no exception… he’s just not great at it

• He starts! However a little after beginning he realizes just how big his mansion is and gets overwhelmed so he closes all the doors and focuses his energy on the only room that matters; his

• “I mainly stay in here,” Lucifer explains while squishing a duck in his fist, watching you explore his room, “I cleaned it up for you! N-Not for you, not for that— I mean not that I’m opposed! I just meant so that you could, uh, see?”

• “I see why you like it, I’d never wanna leave.”

• You’re gonna kill him saying shit like that

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╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ 🐌 CAN I GIVE YOU A KITH BECAUSE THIS WAS SO FUN!!!!!

[strawberry-cowmilk]

silly things I think the brothers have done

not proof read, also I did all of the things on these lists so it's kinda like the brothers as things I have done hehe ( I couldn't come up with some stuff for some of them so forgive me for some brothers having shorter or more boring lists)

alternative title: the brothers as real things I have done (I swear I'm not that insane)

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lucifer

use whatever the devildom version of red bull is as an 'emergency tool' to quickly stop being tired only when he really needs to (don't do this)

accidentally sent a formal important email to somebody completely unrelated because it was 3am and he wasn't sharp (poor person had no idea what he was talking about) (this still haunts me)

one time when he was at a farm a peacock kept following him and kept opening its feathers to him no matter how many times he walked away

mammon

always buys something one of his brothers or mc will like in a store when he sees it for them

bought expensive perfume and quit his job two seconds afterwards

made the mistake of online shopping while being drunk and then cried over a mini bag and bought it because it would be cute for his future child

accidentally almost burnt down a school chemistry lab because he put a plastic tube over the fire (the teacher warned him not to do that) (everything was fine the tube was just a little on fire it only had like salt water in it)

leviathan

met his favorite artist and accidentally dropped his bags right before the picture in front of said artist (the artist tried to help him but he said nono its okay while fixing the mess) (he dropped the bag 1 second after asking if it was okay to put it down) (this still haunts me I'm so sorry to the artist for having to see me fight a bag)

messed up karaoke one time when he was home alone and destroyed his voice for the next week

attended a vocaloid concert

satan

accidentally made somebody believe he has a child because he calls a cat his baby or his son and forgot to specify he's talking about a cat

saw a cat meow and paw at somebody he didn't know's front door and he felt bad for it so he rang the doorbell and asked the guy who lives there 'is this your cat?' but the cat already went inside (luckily it was his cat or else that would have been super awkward)

cut his own hair once out of protest because somebody kept forcing him to cut it (they never forced him to do anything with his hair again so it worked) (I was like 11 years old when I did this)

asmodeus

wore platform heels while hiking because he refused to wear hiking shoes (those were the only shoes he brought to the vacation too) (there was no room to bring more because he already overpacked)

when somebody was being rude for no reason over his fashion choices he accidentally said 'not my problem you're allergic to slaying' out loud (I said this to my mom I almost died)

packed a full suitcase and a big tote bag for a one night hotel stay (the suitcase had an extra bag in it too)

sent his profs emails telling them he's sick so he can go to his beauty salons (this happened more than once)

beelzebub

traveled to a different city to buy a lot of a specific type of food and then came back

sometimes has to function as an alarm clock for one of his brothers (belphie) because its impossible to wake him up

stays home with his brothers when they're sick so they don't have to be alone

tried to make an oven pizza in the microwave with his brothers because the oven was not working (don't try this) (it turned out literally wet by the way)

belphegor

planned a way to skip certain class times every day without getting in trouble to sleep more

woke up from a nap extremely disoriented and asked someone what his name is

I'm so sorry I tried to come up with more things for him but I can't its been a week of thinking

[windvexer]

question about animism, because its always confused me: since you (or, other animists, i cant say i know YOUR exact beliefs and practices on everything) want to respect all the ingredients you use in a spell because you believe in them all having spirits, like lets say lavender, you might ask for its permission to be used in the spellwork in a certain way, right? and that sometimes you may even give the lavender an offering, to build your relationship with lavender, and like as thanks/giving back after their help in your spell. but, my question is about that offering you might give lavender. if an animist believe everything has a spirit, doesnt that also include the things theyre offering? so, youd give an offering of, say, water, to lavender for helping you out, but then wouldnt you have to give your appreciation to water for being an offering/helping you improve your relationship with lavender? wouldnt that get you caught in, like, a loop of offerings and respect and stuff? just trying to get clarification on this idea, ive been wondering for a while and havent been able to find the answer on my own 😭💀

The act of offering water and the act of asking Lavender to do a work of sorcery for me are not equal acts that carry equal debt.

The reason I work to evoke Lavender into lavender is because the great spirit of Lavender is not already present. He is far away; he is attending to his many important concerns.

I work to call him, and when I have the sights of that powerful god on me, I thank him for his efforts and attention with the offering.

The reason I give Lavender an offering is because he has exerted energy to come to me and to help me, and that energy could be otherwise spent on tending to his personal affairs.

Where is the 'spirit' of the offering?

Well it's not there looking at me, because I never called it. Something can have spiritual presence without being an active vessel for a living spirit.

Something that shapes Witchcraft is the reality that spiritual power is not ubiquitous and evenly distributed! I think it's even fair to argue that the fundamental act of the Witch is learning how to find this power and bring it back and forth across the worlds, because it often isn't already here.

Just because I see a peacock at the zoo doesn't mean I'm in the presence of Lucifer. Just because I see a deer doesn't mean I'm in the presence of Artemis. And just because I offer a cup of water does not mean Water is with me in the room.

But even so: Water is an element. Elements are not Plants. They do not behave the same, not at all; they do not have the same concerns. Water and Lavender are not two members of the same species, they are as alike as a hydrogen atom is to an elephant.

Water is not Oceans, Streams, or Rain; Water is also not the Gray Toad, the King of Water, the Gatekeeper of the West (which is where I place water), or even an undine or a water elemental by any name.

Water is Water, which is a fundamental metaphysical building-block; it is not living in the common sense. Lavender is a living god that governs its living children in the middle world, and while it may be eternally accessible through the mystical, it could actually be killed in the physical; it is possible for this genetic strain to be eliminated and its children born no more. The same cannot be said for Water.

I belabor the point to say: just because Lavender and Water both have an essence beyond their mere physical bodies does not mean they want or need to be treated the same ways.

And just because I use an object in magic does not mean I am requesting favors from a spirit that should be rightfully repaid.

[kanhotep]

Spoiler Warning for the new Helluvaboss Episode

The more I think about the episode and listen to this absolute epic song, the more awed I am.

Like, first of all, we were all so worried about Vassago and he is such a sublime diva, I love him.

But what really broke me (besides the obvious) was Satan calling Lucifer "The Golden Angel". Yes, he was bullshitting about his place in Hell's hierarchy but that makes it even more special: Lucifer has many names, the fallen angel, the snake of the garden, the devil and such are surely ones he despises for they remind him of what he believes to be his biggest mistake and consequently of his greatest pain but they are what most off hell would know him as.

He has been called these things for 10 000 years.

The Morningstar or Samael (if Lucifer in the Hellaverse is the prince of heaven Samael and I would think so) might seem better choices at first as these are the names he had been called in heaven but that would simply make them more painful.

But Satan doesn't call him any of these.

He calls him the golden angel.

Because even after all these years, that's what Satan sees in him. The angel. The light. It's not a name, to him it is a fact.

There is so much to unpack there alone and that was just one verse in this masterpiece of a song!

Speaking of the song, can we please all appreciate that Vivzipop gave us the opportunity to have a fucking villain song sung by a protagonist?! Aka, everyone's absolute dream!

And oh boy, did Bryce Pinkham deliver.

He did such an amazing job that at first I didn't even realize how bad the lyrics was.

"Does he deserve the flame?" - What flame, he was just about to be beheaded dude, you just used that because you needed a rhyme with blame.

"Scheming more mastermindery" - Bro, what ?

"Could master the disaster" - You can barely master the disaster xD

All in all, it seems very rough.

But the moment Stolas opens this, what pocket dimension ?, and he and Blitz sing about their true thoughts and feelings, all of that changes and we come back to the heartfelt beautiful lyrics we are used to.

Meaning, that this entire performance wasn't one of hell's spontaneous musical numbers that just happen, like Ozzie's and Fizz's parts in House of Asmodeus or "When I see him", where the music and words just come to the characters. It turned into one, but didn't start out like that.

No. This was Stolas, showing up, stopping an execution with probably only half an idea of what exactly Blitz has been accused of and deciding that the best way to save this idiot's life is to bullshit his way through a song he's coming up with on the spot.

Probably in order to ensure that that arrogant peacock wouldn't interrupt him because a) dude probably can't sing and b) of the sheer absurdity of the situation.

(Bonus points if Stolas also thought about how that was probably not even the most dramatic soap opera acting they'd seen that day considering who was obviously leading the show on the Goetias side. But I don't want to give the bird to much credit, we know him to well for that. I love him, but he's a himbo.)

Anyway, I just really needed to say all of this because my brain is in overdrive.

I'm also itching to start drawing a short tragic comic about what would've happened if Stolas had come to late but I try to stop myself because, one, at this point I don't know how much more my soul can take and two, I am in the middle of another Hellaverse Project I should really finish first 😅

[archivedblog16]

since we don't know how vaggie died (or if she even died since it hasnt been confirmed if exorcists are humans they've died or not,) i can't say for sure they won't end up making vaggie a victim of suicide, but at this point i find it unlikely with how little attention she's given in general besides a minor hair style change in s2.

i honestly wish they had kept her maskless exorcist form to brown skinned with dark brown hair instead of her usual colors, with maybe golden eyes like lute to show how she's changed since she came to heaven. because now that i think about it, her pink eyes and choker reminds me of a teen i knew years ago at a physc ward with bloodshot eyes and markings around his neck from trying to hang himself.

imagine if she was a suicide victim made an exception to be let into heaven by adam, saying she has "potential" maybe just to give nameless, admiring but timid at the time lute the push she needed with jealousy and envy to be better for his army, only for that to backfire into a near obsessive crush that makes him keep her at a dude bro arm's length after eve and lilith so he isn't hurt by rejection again, (but can still enjoy the praise of a woman) maybe even rewarding her with the name lute like lutenient like how vaggie was given her named based off the "best thing ever". then when vaggie falls, her form resembles the way she looked at death while retaining her humanity, and charlie could give her a choker to cover up the scars around her neck plus as a gift, and maybe vaggie talks about how she died without mentioning she was an angel or an exorcist, motivating charlie to start the hotel so people like her can get second chances!

boom i made a better bg for the main characters girlfriend and slowburn compelling friends to lovers romance that starts the literal premise of the show by rubbing two brain cells together instead of naming all the other exorcists shit like clitorissa and labia. now where my damn broadway besties slumber party and tacky ass taxidermy peacocks at

I didn’t even notice Vaggie’s minor hair style change until you pointed it out, Anon. Either way Vaggie dying of suicide does in a way humanize her. Charlie giving a Vaggie a choker to cover her scars is heartbreaking. Also Charlie being motivated to start the hotel because of Vaggie is adorable. In the actual show, it’s implied that Charlie started the hotel because of her Lucifer/her daddy issues.

Adam naming her after the “best thing ever” could give Vaggie hope and confidence that she found a place that accepts her and doesn’t feel like she’s a waste of space. Only for Adam and Lute to dump her when Vaggie doesn’t want to kill a child. That would be so heartbreaking if she was a suicide victim in the show.

So much nuance and potential. I hope Vivziepop cut out the stuff with Labia and Clitorissa, that was crazy.😭 Here’s your broadway musical BFFFFFs and tacky taxidermy animals Anon:

As extra bonus you get lots of money and free vacations.

[journey-to-the-attic]

I've just discovered the pet zoo au and I.am.obsessed.

NO CUZ LIKE IMAGINE IK AND BELPHIE LISTENING TO "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY" AND BELPHIE JUST STARTES MAKING FOX NOISES ON THAT PART.

Also for some reason I think beels "woof" would be like that one meme with the husky where the humans are trying to sush it and he just lets out the most definde 'woof' ever.

Another thing,what if they tried to write out their names??? Like Satan steps in int and tries to make multuple paw prints on a paper to draw out his name in a way (he fails)

Also, it's said that crows can learn some words...what if crow Mammon (due to being magic as well) manages to start saying a few words and even starts making full on sentences. Can just imagine him flying through the window and landing in front of Ik and her dad like "feed me mortals or perish" as a joke to freak them out BC 'omg a talking crow' AND THEY INSTEAD START SCREAMING THWIR BUTTS OFF WHILE MAMMON IS TRYING TO CALM THEM DOWN BUT IT ONLY TURNS WORSE.

On the talking crow Mammon topic,what if he tells Ik what the others want to tell her?? Like "Yeah Lucifer wants you to put more Britney Spears" or "Levi wants to watch you play this game" or "Asmo says you gotta go pet him"

(wanna hear more from you tho BC I like your hcs, they're funny and silly)

orders given, orders received (/j i've been wanting to talk more about this au too!!)

i love the idea of the brothers attempting to communicate their names,, i feel like lucifer and/or satan would come up with some really smart method of going about it (like laying out books or ripping up a newspaper and using the letters), but ik and her dad are just like 'ah, what silly animal antics' and clean up the mess without even noticing what they're trying to spell out

so at first they just all have nicknames-

lucifer: peter (as in Peter the Peacock)

mammon: car (crow goes "caw!", caw sounds like 'car', ergo, car)

levi: socks (on the first morning after they took the animals in, ik found him trying to hide inside one. it's also funny because usually you get cats or dogs named this)

satan: paddy (aunt lisa picked this one - as in st paddy, for his green eyes)

asmo: duchess (ik had a feeling he'd like it)

beel: boof (it's the noise he makes)

belphie: hu (from the chinese word for fox (zhao picked this one). sometimes it's extended to hu-hu)

at first, satan and asmo are the only ones who like their new nicknames, while everyone else is mostly neutral on theirs, apart from lucifer, who HATES his

however, he still responds to it, so really it's his fault that it sticks

eventually everyone warms up to their new nicknames, but they'd still like their new family to know their actual ones

i like the idea of mammon learning speech, so yes he'd be the one to eventually relay the message!

he hops around on ik's shoulder going "lucifer! lucifer! lucifer!", and ik thinks her crow friend is conducting a ritual up until she realises he keeps pointing his beak at peter the peacock

she does switch to their actual names once she learns them, but in her head she still tends to refer to them by their nicknames, and they still respond when she uses them aloud

mammon's language would be more fluent than a regular crow's, but i don't think he'd generally be able to string together full sentences

so it's more like a "hey! food!" when he's hungry, "kid? okay?" when he's concerned, "levi. bowl. broke!" when he's snitching

he can manage full sentences if he tries really hard, but he usually can't be bothered, so he saves them for when he's serious

for example, if ik were getting bullied, he would go full fluency mode to say "i'm gonna kill them for you"

the other brothers are mostly happy to just chill (particularly levi and belphie), but lucifer gets so restless with no work to do that he starts assigning himself random chores to occupy himself

for example he's decided it's his job to open all the curtains in the morning and close them at night

ik starts bringing home random worksheets from school and lucifer will just sit there staring at them (he doesn't have hands to write with so he just has to answer mentally)

levi has a little box by the window from which he can see the tv and also sunbathe

ik brings home a sheet of stickers so that he can pick some to decorate with

beel is SUCH a big dog that he would take up the whooole sofa or bed if he sat there, so usually he very politely sticks to the floor

but then they buy him a big blanket and he starts carrying it with him from room to room to rest on (belphie also steals it a lot)

everyone has their own little spots around the house where they usually stay, apart from mammon, who is nearly always found on ik's shoulder

if ik isn't home he will stand on zhao's head instead

satan nearly always sleeps on either ik or zhao's bed and at some point his habit extends to the others, so they start taking it in turns being 'guards' for both humans at night

lucifer pretends to be above it as if he DOESN'T trot himself right to rooms and stay there the whole night as soon as it's his turn

whenever ik's stressed out from school she comes home and just plonks herself on beel

he's such a big dog that he barely even feels it so he's perfectly happy to be a big fluffy pillow

levi spends most of his time in his box but he'll also be quite happy to go around the house draped around ik's neck and listening to her narrate her whole day to him

sometimes ik brings asmo ribbons and such and he gets so excited that he does that jumpy twisty thing rabbits do (i think it's called binkying?)

asmo and satan both get the zoomies but satan's always so embarrassed about it afterwards, while asmo simply owns the energy and then flops over for pats afterwards

belphie's normally very quiet and docile but occasionally he'll just SCREAM and it scares everyone in the house

[still-a-morosexual-help]

If the new characters did get brought into a paw and claws event (please devs) what animal do you think they would be?

I actually made this post here about what animals fit them in the same vein of Lucifer's being a peacock and Mammon's a crow etc.

But it's a little more difficult to match animals for the paws event for them because there those animals are a bit more random? Like yes okay there are some similarities between the animals and the characters but at the same time who would guess a giraffe for Levi?????

But here's my best guess:

1.) Thirteen

The Rosy Maple Moth

• Pink = pink hair

• Yellow = yellow nail polish

• Moths are a symbol of death in some places

• As caterpillars they can deliver a venomous sting = her traps

• Keeping up the theme of pairing her with adorable creepy-crawlies

2.) Mephisto

Thoroughbred Horse Breed

• The man likes horse so I figured I might as well give him a win

• One of the most expensive horse breeds = Mephisto being one of the richest demons

• Big and strong

• Good with kids

• Stubborn streak

• With a name like "thoroughbred" I can't stop thinking about Mephisto's thing against anyone who wasn't purely a demon.......

This ended with me going down a blackhole reading about different horse breeds....

3.) Raphael

Secretary Bird

• Looks at Raphael's white clothes and black sleeves....Looks at this bird.... hmmmmm

• Beautiful but a bird of prey = angel who is more than willing to kill people

• "occasionally prey on larger mammals such as hedgehogs, mongooses, small felids such as cheetah cubs, striped polecats, young gazelles, and both young and full-grown hares." "venomous species such as adders and cobras are regularly among the types of snakes preyed upon" = is dangerous to demons

• "A bird will chase after prey with the wings spread and kill by striking with swift blows of the feet." "secretarybird relies on superior visual targeting to determine the precise location of the prey's head" = chasing down others and attacking using spears + him the the celestial realm's hitman

• "The Maasai people have used parts of the bird in traditional medicine" = Raphael being "the Angelic Prince of Healing" in religion

• Raphael's just more or less Michael's secretary in om!

I actually want to swap what I chose for Raphael's familiar animal with his paws event animal because this one fits way better as a familiar.

Bonus Round:

4.) Michael

Bottlenose Dolphin

• Adorable

• Friendly

• Playful

• Energetic

• Intelligent

• Occasionally protects humans

• Can and will fuck you up if they feel like it in spite of the great reputation they have garnered

[abuddyforeveryseason]

This is the Buddy for April 10th. Today's Buddy's brought to you by the sin of pride. That's like, the main sin, Lucifer's sin, like in: "The sin of pride," the devil cried "is what will do you in."

"I thought we had this settled. I'm the best there's ever been."

Buddy himself, like everyone from Argentina, has quite a big ego. But I wouldn't say his friends are far behind:

I know a lot of people who share that sentiment. I wouldn't say I'm above it, either. There's also:

Yeah, I mean, I've got a bit of impostor syndrome. Even though I'm better than God himself, when I see that drawing, it looks like something a child could've made in less than a minute. The world needs more humble geniuses such as myself. Then again:

That's a fact.

There are basically two ways people can end up swallowed by their own egos. First, there's the type of person who assumes they're better than everyone and they just need a chance to show it. Those are the fame-hungry people who end up on reality shows and crap like that, to show off their mediocre skills and end up trashed by the hosts. Or, you know, the self-published authors whose epic sci fi saga "Gary Stu Versus The Evil Aliens that Look Like my High School Teachers" is available online. Negative reviews were written by jealous shills. Paul T. Goldman, from the Peacock documentary of the same name, is one of those.

Then there's the second type, the type I belong to. That's the type of person who's very aware everyone else thinks they're terrible, but that's because everyone else is stupid. So of course they won't love me. You don't expect swine to love pearls, right? They don't get how amazing I am because they're all braindead. So I don't expect all those morons to realize I'm amazing. After all, they're the ones who made garbage like Power Rangers, Fifty Shades of Grey, Jersey Shore and Limp Bizkit into worldwide successes.

Luckily, that means I can't lose. Any criticism directed towards me is actually a compliment in disguise. After all, if an idiot (i.e., 99.99% of the world population) dislikes me, I must be doing something right.

[sunangelstears]

🍁Pride Aside 🍁

🍁Lucifer × G/n ! Reader

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" Even devils , ghosts , monsters , and witches are less dangerous than fake human beings . "

" He was too quiet , or he was too loud . He was too sensitive , or he was too cold-hearted . He took things too seriously or not seriously at all . He hated with every fibre of his being or loved with every piece of his heart . "

" You know my name not my story . You've heard what I've done not what I've been through . If you were in my shoes ... you'd fall on the first step . "

" No one notices your tears , no one notices your sadness , no one notices your pain ! But they all notice your mistakes . "

" Even the kindest of souls ... can become the darkest if it gets hurt enough . "

Lucifer . The Light Bearer . Gods favourite angel . Fallen . Fallen from Grace . Monster . Demon . Impure . Abomination . Traitor . Filth . As Prideful as a Peacock . Renegade . Detestful . Disappointment .

It has been eons , decades , centuries , millenia's .... since that hellish rainy day when the Celestial War ended . When Lucifer and his brothers fell . When they lost Lilith .

When they lost their grace , their white wings , pure souls , glemaing halo's .

When they were forced to become the monsters they are today . Claiming responsibility , for all the anger and guilt , the first born endures it all .

He never cries . Never sheds a tear . Never lets his brothers see his pain , passing it off as pride , anger , resentment and malcontent .

He let out a long , deep sigh and momentarily closed his eyes

" Follow me , I'll be your river . I'll move the mountains for ya' ! Luci ! "

" .....Y/n ..... why ? Why did you have to say that ? Those words ? To me ...... I'm not- "

" Luci ? I brought tea for you . "

" Y/n .... "

The figure dressed in asimple grey tracksuit looked at the black haired demon . Gazing at him they took note of his haggard state - unkempt hair , loosened tie and shirt . And horrible dark circles under his eyes .

" When's the last time you slept , Lucifer ? " , they asked . Voice as hard as rock , a hint of worry detectable if you listened close enough .

" The other day ........uhhh........ no , that's not quite right .......hold on , let me think ............ "

" ENOUGH ! " , Y/n shouted , visibly startling the first born avatar of Pride . Maybe it was his stress and his lack of sleep or the constantnoise of Leviathan and Mammon screaming , that's the cause of this hallucination ? Is it a hallucination ? Or did you really just raise your voice at him ?

" I beg your pardon , y/n but did you just - "

" ENOUGH ! I SAID ENOUGH ! " , your hair covered your e/c eyes but Lucifer saw it all .

Oh he saw it alright . He saw the tears streaming down your face . He saw your anguish . But what is it's cause ? When you lifted your head up , he gazed into your red , puffy e/c eyes and something in him instantly snapped .

Was it because of him that you're crying ? Were you crying for him ?

" Y/n ...... " , before the demon could get up from his chair you strode up to him and pulled him into your chest . Engulfing him in your warmth , then only did you realize that he's freezing cold . You grabbed the blanket you always used to cover him with when he fell asleep working and bundled him up in it , embracing him once again .

He just sat here .

Frozen .

He could feel your body shaking violently , he could hear your sniffles and it broke him .

" Y/n ....... why ? "

" Because I can't take it anymore . I CAN'T! I can't and i refuse to watch you destroy yourself like this . Working non-stop , even when you do have a break . When was the last time you cried ? When was the last time you had a proper conversation with any one of your brothers ? When was the last time you slept ? WHEN WAS IT WHEN YOU JUST LET ALL YOUR EMOTIONS RUN WILD ? WHEN WAS IT ??! " , you screamed , gasping for air , tears streaming down your face at a pace fasterthan that of a wterfall .

" Nothing is so visible than what you want to hide ......... " , he whispered .

When you looked at him , all you saw was his red eys glossed over by the tears falling down his face at an alarming rate .

" I-I'm sorry y/n ........ "

" No need . I shouldn't have shouted . "

" No . I deserved it . Let me put my pride aside for once and thank you for making me realise that , even if I am a monster , I still need rest as there are thkse who need me . Thank you my love . "

" You're not a monster . " , you breathed out , caressing his cheek .

" Would you still say that if I showed you what I look like in my true demon form ? " , he shuddered whle asking you

" Yes . Unquestioningly . May I see ? " , as the words came out Lucifer's eyes widened

" Are you certain . "

" Yes . " , you replied . You didn't care if he was a demon , he was your boyfriend . You loved hi and right now , it's your mission to show him that he is not and will never be , a monster .

" Very well ... " , he spoke after some time .

A cloud of black fog came and engulfed you . It stuck for a while , until it decided to disperse aftr a minute or two , revealing Lucifer .

" Luci - "

" I'm hideous . A monster . An abomination . A - "

" An angel who was wronged by the world . You did what you had to in order for your family to be safe . "

" Y/n ....... "

As he looked at the human with glassy e/c eyes , he noticed their smile .

" You did well Lucifer . " , he looked at them with wide eyesas the tears rolled down his face . Their hands were wide open as a smile of tears adorned their face with rosey cheeks .

Walked up to them slowly . Once within reach , was pulled into a hug . Pulling the demon onto the couch in his office , so that he was ontop of his beloved . A hand made it's way to his hair as theirmouth opened ,

" When I first saw you I already knew

There was something inside of you Something I thought that I would never find Angel of mine

I look at you looking at me Now I know why they say the best things are free Gonna love you boy you are so fine Angel of mine

How you changed my world you'll never know

I'm different now, you helped me grow

You came into my life Sent from above When I lost all hope You showed me love "

You glanced downat the demon resting on your chest , only to find his eyes closed and breathing soft , and stable .

" Goodnight , my dearest " , you placed a kiss on his forehead .

" Goodnight my love "

" .................go back to sleep . "

I hope you enjoyed it so here's some Luci wallpapers I made 😊😈

[ptsdangeldust]

CURRENT WILD ASS THEORY ME AND THE GF ARE COOKING UP BTW:

alastor made some kind of deal with lilith but maybe didn't actually sell his soul to her

lilith's plot is to fuck up heaven something bad and she's going to take advantage of charlie's hotel idea to do so

alastor is of course being instructed to make sure this goes through no matter what

we literally have no idea if alastor was human or not. yes prior confirmation said so but prior confirmation said vaggie was a sinner demon too so we can't trust that. all we know is "nobody knows where he came from"

we also can't trust mimzy. not only because she is proven to be a liar but she also says alastor loves alcohol and he never touches the stuff.

[the thing that alastor draws inspiration from that is part of indigenous american mythology that i'm not going to state the name of but you know what i'm talking about] are popularly mythologized as being shapeshifters / bodysnatchers anyway so we can't trust that that's his real form / it would make sense thematically if his form ends up changing. this is important bc all the other sin lords thematically make sense with what animal they are (rooster = lust, spider = greed, some... some kind of bug-type thing that is maybe a fly = gluttony)

finally, lucifer is not prideful. he straight up has an inferiority complex and is super depressed. he also hates sinners, unlike every other sin lord. also ducks don't symbolize pride either he should be a peacock if anything if anyone's prideful here, it's alastor.

so basically, alastor's goal is to become the new king of pride. which like maybe he won't do that or lilith lied and it's not possible but i really think he made a deal with lilith in order to make this happen and that's why he talks about shaking up the status quo and hates lucifer so much and doesn't want anyone to know what he's up to.

how i feel rn, btw:

[pupmuseboxmovedarchive]

When fox meets peacock.

Isaac would be a bit turned about when having come into a different realm of a world and quite curious of how his little brother has even got here. Surely his power hasn't gotten that far yet, has it?

While it was expected when turning the tables on the old man they had it was fun in his opinion, totally unexpected when Isaac would team up with his little brother in that but hell if he let the rivalry die out.

As of right now? He sensed a similar essence like the old man but it wasn't quite like the person he knew and that got his curiosity while making his way around this place. Only then when the trail of Lucius would be at a large house that seems to be haunted or something when looking upon it and how the night never seems to end.

Careful steps while he wanted to see where his little brother was and ever the curious fox when slipping inside the house, which at the moment had no one there supposedly while met with a sort of lavish like place and whistling at the sight.

“Okay… where are you Lucius, hmm…” sniffing out the faint scent trail while wandering about till stiffening up of feeling someone staring at him and turning around, “Woah!” looking at the demon who was looking at him and having such a striking resemblance to his little brother.

Crossing his arms while looking at this intruder and smiling but there was a dark aura about the Avatar of Pride, “Care to explain yourself in sneaking around my home? Even more so when seeking out my dearest son?” stepping forward before a flurry of dark feathers would scatter and revealing his demon form when wondering of this person, “If you are thinking of harming my son… that will not be a good idea to test out, unless you like to be punished for trespassing and for any possible threats you may pose to my son. Unless you think you could handle the eldest born, Lucifer.” seeing the young man look at him with that shocked expression but seeming to be puzzled by Lucifer.

Isaac would be gritting his teeth when resembling a fox by how his hair fluffed up and his eyes glowing red, “But… how…?” this demon named Lucifer surely had that pulsing power like he could drown out Isaac if possible when spitting out a question like that.

“Believe me your little brother had a bit of an interesting reaction to my name as well but… unlike that so-called figure of Father you seem to share.” huffing when letting his wings flutter behind him while stating the obvious difference between the one they knew and himself, “I'm different from such a namesake of that figure. How so you may ask? Simply put when raising my dear raven son into a stronger bird and quite well if you are curious. He has grown quite a lot since I whisked him away too, can't squander such potential now… same be said of you.” stepping closer while smiling still and letting his wings stretch out when watching the fox now thinking of things.

Snarling when clearly not on said level of this version of Father and chewing on his lip in frustration, “Damn… but could I see my little brother for a bit? I know that's a big step of an ask but-” jumping in place when a feathered wing would graze his face and how close Pride was now while frustration died down while so close to a powerful demon like Lucifer.

“Isaac was it? How about I make an offer to you? Taking you under my wing like I did with Lucius but you must follow rules I have, understood? Plus… you will learn more alongside Lucius and perhaps I can extend the same favoring rewards to you as well.”

“Rewards? What are you talking about when saying that?”

“Oh, merely what I grant Lucius. Soul filled jars with sinful souls, akin to cookie jars like what children love when rewarded. Plus I have a feeling you're going to enjoy soul hunts as well when granted such a privilege to hunt for a while until coming back. Lucius does this on occasion and he looks so adorable when so red with blood, such a dear raven son haha.”

Lucifer spoke of Lucius with such praises and rightfully so when seeing the progress he made and bearing his mark on that forehead of his even, such power be making itself present on his raven and oh how he felt fluffed with pride of how that looked on Lucius.

Isaac would be debating on taking up such an offer and how this version of Lucifer seemed to put more care into Lucius as well, especially when realizing that such powers be changed when tracking his brother and wondering just how much stronger Lucius was now since they last met.

“I… hmm… with how you put that I have to take a bit to consider that offer, also… damn… my old man never was kind like this to us kids. Rather enjoying having us go at each other's throats until one is left standing to take the throne.”

“Bah, hateful figure of a Father you both had. Forget that old world of yours, here you can be more than that and have your little brother too. Mind you he has made the set of rules since he was first and you are following his lead, right Isaac?”

Mention of his name made Isaac look freaked out and how Lucifer was circling him with such a gaze, as well of how those feathered wings would rustle when judged upon and seeing peacock tail feathers slowly come out from underneath that fancy coat.

“So… what's your choice Isaac? Clock is ticking and my son will be back and I have no idea how he'll take to seeing you here. Oh, it looks like he's home early, hmm.”

Lifting his head to look towards the doorway and cooing when the choice be hanging in the air as did the reaction his son would give when going to see Issac standing in the very house he called home.

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Mun name: Jo

OOC Contact: This blog, DM's, discord (selective), my main blog

Who the heck is my muse anyway:

This blog contains three muses at present:

Andrealphus - A Great Marquis of hell, a member of the Ars Goetia, brother of Stella, ex brother in law of Stolas (or brother in law pre divorce), Ice Queen/Elsa/Frosty Bitch. My Andre is canon divergent at times and takes inspiration from a fair amount of places. He is loud, proud, arrogant, showy, flashy, just like a true peacock. He is also quite cunning, ruthless, and conniving, especially if there is a way to obtain more power/status. He does have a much softer side, but it's buried under multiple layers of ice/is at the bottom of an iceberg so good luck getting to it!

Octavia - Princess of the Ars Goetia, daughter of Stolas and Stella, and a very much emo teen who is going through some shit and has issues. My Octavia will be canon divergent as the series goes on, because I highly suspect the narrative/writing and fandom will do her so damn dirty and she deserves better. She loves both her parents (albeit Stolas more than Stella) and is filled with anger, hurt and sadness. There is a joyful soul underneath, but it hasn't been seen in years....

Caim - Camio, a great president of hell (or soon to be whenever she takes over her father's role) who is part goetian, part youkai (tengu). Currently living in the human world but visits hell whenever the need arises. Is also Andre's close, and in some cases only friend and was his ex fiance at one point. Can be calm and level headed, and serious. However, she does have quite a bit of pride and so help you if you cross her. Very good with a sword and fast as lightning. Also married to a very beautiful, drop dead gorgeous and hot kitsune wife, who is just as deadly as Caim is. Tread cautiously.

Points of interest:

Andre - Has a lot of trust and intimacy issues, and deep down tires of the aristocratic bullshit that has governed his life since birth. Is a softie who will raise hell should anyone he cares about comes to harm.

Octavia - She's going through it and just wishes to be happy again. She takes after her dad more than her mom, especially when expressing joy/happiness.

Caim - Is a half blood/mix of demon and youkai, which makes it hard for her to truly settle in either world. She does her best to make it work, though!

What they’ve been up to recently:

Andre - Has been dealing with the bullshit that is Stella's divorce, her relation to the imp assassin she hired to off Stolas, and generally staving off the inevitable anxiety and panic attack both. Also struggling with intimacy and coming to terms with many personal issues. He's not handling any of these as well as he thinks he is.

Octavia - Found out the truth behind her parent's relationship, learned that her mother hired an assassin to take out her dad, got adopted by Lucifer in one verse, and is generally trying to make sense of the world she knew rapidly dissolving before her eyes.

Caim - Currently bouncing between realms while secretly working toward obeying her father's request: To take his spot in the Goetian hierarchy. She is trying to find a way to do this while keeping her life in the human world. She's also checking in on Andre from time to time, along with other acquaintances in hell. Sometimes her wife, Yui, will join her.

Where to find them:

Andre - His mansion, rich/fancy places, with Stella, roaming around some of the other levels of hell if required, at Goetian gatherings. But mostly you can find him in various areas of the Pride Ring.

Octavia - Stolas's mansion, with her mother, or roaming the Pride Ring.

Caim - At Andre's mansion, in various places in the Pride Ring, or her home on the outskirts of Tokyo.

Current plans:

Flesh out all three of my muses; have Octavia find her family again (found or otherwise) and connect with her old, happy self; have Andre find love and stable relationships, platonic or otherwise while also getting over his hangups with intimacy while also slowly letting go of the politics and bullshit that govern his life; just use Caim more in rp's and flesh her out as her own person instead of an Andre accessory.

Desired interactions:

Andre - enemies to lovers romance, shipping shenanigans, friendships or people tolerating him, threads where his beliefs and mindset are challenged, Andre finally losing his shit on Stella and the two having a full blown argument that ends in either a mess, or a better understanding of each other. Give me messy family drama! Also drama with other Goetia and befriending more sinners and those of the lower class.

Octavia - Found family, finding friends and just getting to be a happy teen?

Caim - I will take anything. Please interact with her.

Offered interactions:

I have a bunch of memes and open posts on my blog, but if you'd like to plot my DM's are open!

Current open post/s:

Open Posts, Memes, or any dash commentary posts tbh.

Anything else?:

Rules l Muses

I stole this from the dash.

[edgybutnotveryedgy]

Im thinking about miraculous future stuff based on some lore and cultural inspirations (because i don't want to think about finals rn), and something that i don't think will happen, but would be interesting if it did happen is if Felix were to be snapped out of existence.

I think if this were to happen then it would probably just be temporary, but considering his arc and everything, there could be some interesting ideas in this. Like take his miraculous. It is the peacock miraculous, and it creates life. This in and of itself is heavily loaded when you look into potential irl cultural inspirations.

Warning i am not including any citation in this, but i will be making a series this summer exploring in depth the different cultural influences in miraculous and how they may or may not pertain to the story. I'll be more thorough there.

So first something i just found on a site is that supposedly in roman times peacocks were an important symbol representative of death, funerals, and resurrection in particular. Supposedly early christians decorated their tombs with a lot of peacock iconography because of this association.

I wouldn't be surprised if this association with peacocks and death/resurrection had some connection to the story of Hera and Argos, when Hera took the eyes of Argos and put them in the tails of peacocks feathers/she brought him back as a peacock. In some european cultures it seems there was an association between peacocks and bad luck and death (i need to look more into this) then of course there's the obvious association between price lucifer and peacocks that i feel like most people (in the west at least) are aware of.

So in India there is an association between a mythical bird called Garuda, who Vishnu would ride. Peacocks were made from the feathers of Garuda (i don't know, sounds kinda familiar to me). Peacocks by association with Garuda seem to be representative of time, and preserving and maintaining balance in the cosmos. Specifically due to how they eat poisonous snakes, which snakes are symbolic of cyclical time.

Next up in China, this is where things get really interesting. It is associated with a goddess named Guan Yin, and transmutes evil into beauty. Also a peacock is the manifestation of the Phoenix. So let's talk about phoenix's for a second. So a Phoenix represents things like virtue, duty, humanity, strength, good fortune, etc. Also phoenix's generally show up if an empire was good, or as a premonition of the rise of empires.

So i should clarify, this Phoenix (also known as a Fenghuang) isn't exactly the same as the western phoenix, which i was not aware of until now, but we're in too deep to go back baby lets gooooooooooo

So the western phoenix does go through a cycle of death and rebirth, but the Fenghuang is just immortal and doesn't die. So... Yea... I'm still gonna post this because its finals week and i have virtually no quality filter rn. I just might not tag it.

So i was gonna say that Felix would pull a Phoenix and just like will himself back to life or something, which could be interesting considering his whole arc of having no control of his life or whether or not he lives or dies, but i guess this is all being thrown out the window!

This is what i get for researching things. I am proven wrong in the middle of writing an epic post, and then I have to admit I'm wrong.

Oh well. I'll have more fun dissecting the lore later anyway.

[the-smallest-star]

Gritt stared at them, a low growl starting up in his chest before Patch looked at his brother, "It's fine Gritt."

His attention returned to the peacock, washing his hands clean from what he'd been working on and removing his apron.

"One, unless you want me to address you as 'peacock' you'll call me by my name as I didn't speak a rude word to you when you came in. Two, if you have a problem with me then you can take it up with Lucifer, seeing as I only answer to him. Three, if your coat costs that much, you need a refund. I've got nicer ones. And finally four, Charlie is out with her dad celebrating Sinsmas. She'll be back later, unless someone is dying or in mortal peril I think it can wait until she gets back."

The little Baron had a backbone, tail flicking idly behind him.

" Uuuuuuuugh is there someone worth talking to in this establishment? I was told the most high Princess was this buildings magistrate. Who let the rabble out of their cage?"

His eyes would catch the faintest glimpse of Patch, ah so it was the 'barren' he'd heard talked about. To think an imp would ever be given such a place in Hell.

" Do you see this coat I am wearing, beast? It costs more then the all the lives of your last seven generation of relatives combined. Don't dirty it with your spit, IMP. Is the King's daughter here, or should I go looking elsewhere?"

[dabiscrustyfeet]

How would the brothers(and the rest of the cast, if you want to) react to a Mc who goes invisible(using magic probably) when scared or embarrassed, like a fight or flight response.

Hope you have a nice day :)

Ooh invisible mc

Imma do the bros only first tho. Thank you for requesting dear and have a wonderful day. How the heck do you lot come up with interesting ideas

Mc that becomes invisible when they get scared or embarrassed ft. the sins

Lucifer

Lucifer needed to look for you, because it seems you have forgotten to give him a report you were supposed to give him in the last week

The report was necessary, so that he and diavolo could improve on the exchange program

So he was trying to look for you in the house of lamentation

So lucifer goes to your room, and there you are, vibing to whatever soundtrack you’ve got on

So he’s just standing there like 🧍‍♀️

And you still don’t realise the guy is staring at you

Lucifer decided to call your name

You didn’t hear him - levi lent you his headphones and those where noise cancelling

So he just s l i g h t l y taps you on your shoulder

Which scared the absolute shit out of you

And the fucker was smirking

You obviously were embarrassed

So you just 💨poof💨 out of existence

Obviously lucifer went from this 😏 to this 🤨 real quick

You were here a second ago where the hell are you

He hears something rush past him and this guy caught you. You were trying to leg it

He is confused but not surprised he thought he was catching thin air imagine how stupid he must’ve looked

So you ✨reveal✨ yourself and explain to him that you go invisible when you get embarrassed or scared

He honestly was just already rubbing his temples

he knew that a certain someone would try use this trick for a lot of pranks

But that dont mean he didn’t forget why he was here

Where is the report you were supposed to give mc 😀

Mammon

Mammon got scared shitless when he found out you could do this

So you were just chilling, ya know, doing your thing, and it seems you zoned out

You didn’t realise that mammon was behind you - i think you zoned out

So obviously mammon is like “ oi mc 😀”

Your soul ascended and your body has disappeared

And now mammon is bamboozled

Where the hell are you mc

Obviously mammon is standing in the middle of your room like 👁👄👁

And it’s becoming a little awkward

So show yourself and he just looks so baffled so you explain your ability

Bad idea

“Imagine all the people we can scam mc” like boi if you dont?🤨

Your gonna give me and the peacock a migraine

Leviathan

Now levi never meant to scare you, he just kinda uh- he had a little bit of a gamers rage

So hes raging over here, and he asks your opinion on that matter pretty loudly scaring the absolute shite out of you

Darling your not even here 😀

So now he’s like ‘aw they don’t even wanna listen to me rant 🥲’

Babes mc loves hearing you rant you just made them see lillith again

But then you appear after you come over your shock and he’s like “??!!”

So you explain and he’s got stars in his eyes

“That’s exactly like the main character in [insert long ass title that spoils the whole plot]

Satan

Satan wanted to read in the library as one does

So he’s in a corner with a bunch of books around him, and theres a tiny cat on his shoulder

All of a sudden he hears someone acting out a passage of idk - lion king or something

You’re out here saying “…and he’s absolutely right, only the bravest lions go there.”

This guy – he hears The Lion King, he comes running 🏃

And he sees you and he does a double take

So he just finishes the line off for you

“But I’m brave.”

And you just f a d e a w a y

Satan is just staring at the spot you were sitting in like 👁👄👁

How?

He’s questioning everything he knows

Like he can see maths equations around him

Please return back to normal

This guy is buffering, he still on the loading stage

So when you reappear, he’s asking you 100 questions per minute

Good luck he’s gonna follow you until you answer

Ngl he gets disappointed when you say that you become invisible when you get scared or embarrassed

You got him walking around the house like “🙂” ( not that he doesn’t already it’s just that you can tell it is even more forced-bros eye is twitching as well)

He’s fully disappointed. He went through ten stages of grief when you told him. Now he’s going to be like “my whole life I’ve been trying to master the art of invisibility, and now when I meet someone with this gift, they can only become non existent when scared or embarrassed. Do you know how sad, disappointed and disrespected I feel? 🥲”

Like bro calm urself it ain’t that deep ( don’t say that you’ll get yeeted to your house in the human world )

He will calm down after a bit, just try not to get scared or embarrassed around him he’ll start sulking again

Asmodeus

This hoe caught you in 4k

Asmo has some nice clothes aight

You’ll be damned if you don’t try some of them

Defo has a corset or something

So you are trying his clothes, feeling hot and sexy as you should 😌, and this twat

This twat just walks in like “Mc darlin you will never believe what I heard today”

Stops in his tracks

He literally had three reactions simultaneously

He like “👁👄👁” “ 🎱👄🎱” “ ✨👄✨”

“ oh my gosh honey you look hot as me lemme take some pictures”

Baby you aint even here, you disappeared

This guy aint stupid tho. He may be a hoe, but he a smart hoe

He had three conclusions

Either 1- you some how hid in his room in supersonic speed

2- you threw yourself out the window somehow ( this happened way too many times for some reason)

Or 3- you used magic to hide yourself

He’s honestly the only one who stopped and was like “hmmm now how does this happen”

All he says is “mc no need to be embarrassed love you looked just fine”

Absolute king imma tell ya

So you show yourself and he basically just is gushing over how good you look

Doesn’t even need an explanation, he figured it out already

Next time, he’ll dress you up mkay

Beelzebub

This sweetheart

He didn’t mean to scare you, honestly

T’was one midnight, and Lord Beel seemed to have an urgent need to eat

The lord doesn’t realise a fellow member of his chaotic ass house was in the sacred kitchen

His stomach does one hell of growl

He out hear sounding like Cerberus roaring

Hercules be having flashbacks

And our dear mc screeched

They never jumped so high in their life before

But alas, a human being cannot achieve to fly

They landed, crash landed on to the floor

Cue the groaning

The lord of the flies was busy devouring the food from the fridge, but have no fear, he cares for those he loves

He hears you, but he cant see you

Therefore he follows his nose

He can feel you, but you seem to have no physical appearance

You show yourself, and before a word falls from your mouth, he is asking you if you are okay, and if you would like to join him and have a feast with him

What a gentleman😌

How could one decline on a hellish feast, it is food after all

So anyway, apologies for the Shakespeare talk, he asks you while munching on some spaghetti

You ✨explain✨ and he’s just like “okay cool👌”

Yall end up speaking about random shit and having some great midnight feast

Belphegor

This little shit

This menace to society

All he ever does is eat and sleep

Yet he managed to scare you without even trying

Bro was not even awake, you woke him up

You were cleaning the attic at night mkay

So the candles are out and so is the moon

That is the only source of light you got

You be humming to Isabella’s lullaby

Meanwhile belphie

His on the floor outside the attic.

His body decides that the floor is uncomfortable lets move

So it moves (the body)

And now this idiot is sleepwalking

So I understand why you did what you did

He opens the door to le attic and just stands there for a minute

His brain is like “ayo we got some nice music going we gonna sleep like a baby today”

And you obviously turn to see a motherfucking demon standing in the middle of the room like 🧍‍♀️

The scream you gave out was demonic

Babes your being influenced by the bros i think you need a vacation.

He has now awoken and is like “ what what’s wrong what’s happening”

This man got drop kicked real quick

You unlocked a new move congrats

I guess this is revenge for the strangling

Then you realise ‘oh shit that was belphie’

So he’s on the bottom of the stairs shaking

Trembling like a leaf

This nincompoop made you think he was having a seizure

So you go dow the stairs very carefully- I mean, you don’t wanna get tricked again don’t ya 🤨

You poke him with the broom “ …uuh belphie” no response

You feel yourself becoming invisible again

You’re getting scared for real for real

“ belphegor?”

You are now this close 🤏 to screaming lucifers name

And this little fuck starts laughing

Not even that, he’s laughing, crying, rolling on the floor and now he laughing way too much he became silent and his tummy be hurting

When he calms down, he dont see you

He’s like “yo mc I didnt know you could kick that hard”

Doesnt even care you disappeared, he knows your there he can feel it

So you just appear again and your like 😐

“Yo what was funny? Bitch i thought you had seizure ”

Obviously he’s gotta apologise for giving you heart palpitations and when he does

“ you were invisible weren’t you? Can i interest yo in some ways to prank lucifer?🙂”

You just ignored him and went to sleep

You don’t get paid enough this shit, don’t you mc?

I hope this is okay love it’s my first time doing a request. Have a nice day sweetie muwah💋