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pestnope · 2 months ago

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idk if anyones done this yet

#the outlast trials #outlast trials #outlast #red barrels #dr futterman #phylis futterman #mother gooseberry #franco barbi #his ass would NOT apologize #i thought it was funny #ill make a coyle version in a second #update tag: why are so many people liking this ITS SO STUPID

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hesbianyaoi · 1 year ago

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its 10pm here which is still christmas time so i can still post this. happy holidays from the detective agency

(parody of that one My Hero Academia Christmas omake)

#bsd atsushi #bsd dazai #sorry but that omake is genuine gold #and i think it would be very funny for atsushi especially #he'd only ask for a playstation to play games with kyouka #and kyouka is beating his ass at every game. atsushi's never touched a console in his life #does he even have a tv actually. what do they know #apologies for no art either. ive been in a hellpit but ive escaped #i hope your holidays have been wonderous and loving #and yeah dazai's flapping #flamboyantly may i add #art tag

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spiltcandycoatedpunkblood · 7 months ago

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so was that legitimately fake outrage at Watcher being "greedy capitalists" that people are now gonna go watch the try guys who are doing the exact same thing?? where's the outrage at their wealth and how they spend their money? why does Keith get people just watching him eat at expensive restaurants, but it's terrible seeing Steven go to expensive restaurants to eat food? it's got nothing to do with "the try guys did it better!!!" it's the fact that you got so outraged because of how much the economy is in shambles and people can barely afford food, let alone another streaming service, and now suddenly it's a great thing seeing the try guys be able to improve their situation with one!! I thought the whole point was that we didn't need another one!! what is it???

it's just obvious that they've both done similar things, but people are taking more issue with the creators of colour for daring to grow and move forward. EVEN AFTER THEY ALTERED THINGS AND GENUINELY APOLOGISED even whilst being fucking eviscerated online. and instead of being helped and understood by their white friends, they get fucking shaded by their friends with a sofa joke and "not to name names" bullshit

what is it with people of colour being left in the dirt by their white friends and/or costars???

#people would rather watch keith shove chicken into his mouth #and harass steven lim for reviewing expensive restaurants #like bro you're leaving the fanbase??? clearly it was for the best #you all showed your asses don't deserve to be fans if this is how you treat them #vent #rant #watcher #fuck you #the try guys #also saw some comments on a video after watcher's apology #like 'see this is all we really wanted'#like bro have you ever thought about what *they* want???#considering watcher apologised as well #it makes them 100 times better than the try guys who seem to be fine insulting their friends whilst self-promoting themselves #also try guys do act like over the top white self-aware fuck society guys #like i did think something was always off with them #not saying shit about palestine even when fans brought it up #so bye fuckers #i'm done with you all

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rowrowronnie · 1 year ago

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it would be quite funny if the blu medic was also their collective therapist

#tf2 #fanart #art #doodle #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #my thoughts #comic #he would get so tired of them all instantly but he also likes the bonus it gives him #so he deals #scout is his favorite to deal with because his adhd ass talks about anything and everything and it gives medic a break from #All the mental health issues he has to analyze #also it is My Headcanon and blu Scout and Medic are 4ever besties to me 🤞🤞‼️‼️#also apologies if there r too much doodle posting i Finally have a bit of freetime and wifi

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buwheal · 8 months ago

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I'm sorry, Spamton. I know you won't believe me, but I'm sorry we hurt you.

#GOD this fucker corrupted my gif again.#Ignore the page is missing im not gonna fix it. Hes looking at the paper. its just uhhh out of your view #made this one up on the spot lmao i dont have many inbetweens planned... if its not up to par to the others thats why #i wish i did do inbetweens but i only have the main ones planned #btw usually when he asks stuff like this he's looking for a response (im looking for a response. me.)#thank you anon oh my goooooodddd you were my descending angel while looking for an ask along these lines #this ask is perfect. Not too overcomplicated. nothing that would set him off. Short and sweet and to the point but its got nice impact.#in this context at least. I rlly needed it lol.#some were.. too much and some were really half assed apologies that go immediately back to asking him stuff LMAOOO #Guysss work with me here im actually trying to guide you to really apologize to him #[you've got mail!]#spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #deltarune spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #Ill fix the inside of the dumpster later. its not to scale goddamnit.#Typos in his speech are on purpose to clarify lol #spent a damn hour fixing the gif. grrhhhhh....

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tiger-grace · 5 months ago

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Tim Drake is such a middle child I’m sorry but when I think of the robins I’m like “oh! Dick Grayson! Best acrobatic, kind hearted but sassy. The og team leader or most skilled of just about most hero teams he’s on! Has worked to get out Batman’s shadow, despite (or due to) being around him the longest!!”

“Jason todd, super interesting character arc! Dead robin, back from the grave with vengeance and murderous tendencies! Screwed up father-son relationships and a particularly violent moral code, known for tracking down the worst of people!”

“uh that guy. yeah he drinks coffee a lot or something idk he’s been on his laptop in the corner for 3 days. we tried to chase him out with a broom and he won’t leave.”

“𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯 we’ve got mf Stephanie ‘𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭’ Brown…”

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lord-squiggletits · 5 months ago

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Reread/skimmed my oldest Pharma apologism posts (mainly the ones about Pharma not being a functionist) and it just occurred to me that possibly another reason the fandom saddled Pharma with the "functionist bigot" label is because his introduction by First Aid says that everyone hates Decepticons, but Pharma really really hates Decepticons. Mix that with the portion of the fanbase that lionizes and whitewashes the Decepticons, and I can easily see it entering common fanon that "Pharma hates Decepticons -> the Decepticons are freedom fighters wrongly maligned by the Autobots/the franchise -> Pharma must be a bigoted functionist since he hates Decepticons who represent freedom."

The simpler explanation is just that Pharma is an antagonist and therefore gets the "everything about him must be evil and wrong" black-and-white analysis so common in fandoms in general, but given some of the bizarre Decepticon takes I've seen I can also easily see Pharma's Decepticon hatred being taken as a sign of him being bigoted and evil.

Though AGAIN in this case it would still be singling Pharma out as a bigot for crimes/flaws that multiple other Autobots are guilty of like.

Oh, Pharma hates Decepticons? Well a lot of other Autobots hate Decepticons too, First Aid's narration about Pharma even says "we all hate Decepticons"; for that matter, there are a lot of Decepticons who hate Autobots. It's a massive civil war that's lasted for a lifetime causing two groups of people to be stuck in a near-permanent blood feud, you can't assume that every Autobot who hates Decepticons (and vice versa) hates them because they're a bigot. Maybe there's been a war where both sides have been building an ever-increasing mountain of reasons to hate each other, so hating the opposite faction is a social problem caused by war and politics rather than a sign of individual moral failing.

Pharma worked at the New Institute so that means he must be evil/bigoted? Chromedome and Brainstorm also worked at the New Institute, but there's no widespread fandom shunning of them or headcanoning them as bigots.

Hell, even the very premise of assuming Pharma is a functionist bigot for hating Decepticons is ignoring the very premise of Pharma's motives, which are, uh... being blackmailed by the leader of the Decepticon Justice Division, who represents the ultimate form of Decepticon ideals to the point of literally wearing their symbol as his mask? So how were we jumping straight to "oh Pharma hates Decepticons bc he's a posh bigoted functionist" when there was a far more immediate interpretation/headcanon of "Pharma hates Decepticons because he's being tortured and blackmailed by one."

That's not to say that Pharma couldn't have hated Decepticons before Delphi, and I think you could make interesting headcanons/extrapolations based on either idea. But still. It kinda feels like people saw Pharma and just wanted to make him the Token Evil Autobot who's the opposite of our Good Heroic Autobots regardless of whether evidence from canon supported it or not.

Good riddance to bigoted functionist Pharma fanon, I'm so glad that the majority of Pharma fanon these days actually gives him a chance and puts him on equal footing as other Autobots.

#squiggposting #that and there's that weird thing where people treat(ed) pharma as if he's starscream lite #so like bc they see starscream as posh and elitist and vain (how did that happen btw)#they basically go oh pharma must also be the same way #also how did ppl ever see pharma as posh when he speaks in the same register as everyone else and if anything has a campy flair to him #you can't look me in the eye and tell me this chaotic theatrical gremlin ass freak is a posh elitist like slkfjsldk #not mentioning the flyers=oppressed thing in this meta bc that bit of worldbuilding was established way later #tho i cannot entirely fault ppl for painting pharma as evil and treating him with double standards compared to other autobots #i mean literally in the same issue he was introduced he caught flak for giving in to DJD blackmail #whereas other characters explicitly speak about how scary/scared they are of the djd #so like it's clear pharma WAS meant to be the token evil autobot with compromised morals #who was so selfish as to (gasp) take a blackmail deal to keep him and his facility from painful torturous death #and then when he was already trapped in the deal be forced to eventually kill patients to keep up #how dare he. should've stood up to tarn and instantly been murdered like a good autobot #sorry for being pithy lol the apologism got a little too strong there #pharma apologism #also i think the way JRO writes if pharma was supposed to be bigoted you would like. be able to tell #JRO is not subtle about writing p much every bigoted character as massively flamingly racist/functionist/etc

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fatedroses · 4 months ago

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Zenos viator Galvus and him trying to deal with actually feeling things for once (Even if he doesn't really understand how to handle the comfort he receives from others for it)

I am also giving this man a dad that actually cares, because this brainworm have gotten me and there is no saving me from them.

#ffxiv #sketch #zenos yae galvus #adventurer zenos #durante #zero #local man learns how to feel again... and is regretting it immensely-#as his old habits of “ignore” or “shut down” dont work that well anymore #because #at least from what I've personally looked into #unironically zenos' method of reaper contract was the smartest way to go about- he wouldnt have had the context that they used to be people #but I also write Zenos with the thought that he would abhor becoming anything like Varis-#and I dont think he'd like being directly responsible for turning another person into a weapon or a tool like how he was- intentional or no #and I think its just a neat point of tension between adventurer zenos and zero #and it just ends feeding into what I write one of his main hurdles being #his resignation that he may never change- or that he isnt worth compassion because of the circumstances he grew up in #and him being so ready to take blame and resign the possibility of apologizing because (given context) i dont doubt #that Varis had constantly blamed him for Carosa's death #and it also just gives me a bit of reasoning why him being called a monster (specifically thinking of the scene with Krile) sets him off #I also just like the idea of Durante taking him in as a hesitant mentor and accidently bonding with him- even beyond the theories I have #(and this is totally me being biased because I ADORE durante as a character)#but I think helping Zenos and the way Zenos and Wol would later interact with each other would give him a measure of peace #of being able to guide someone and be there for someone like it seemed golbez was for him #I also think zenos deserves at least one warm fatherly hug #and who better than the strange old ass voidsent who could honestly probably rotate him any moment his guard is down

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fujii-draws · 4 days ago

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Grovyle, Celebi, and Dusknoir creating the most intricate plan regarding the most appropriate time to meet Hero and Partner again in the present while they’re next to the Passage of Time. How they’ll explore the present first as a trio for a couple more weeks/months, have Grovyle and Celebi reunite with the two whilst also giving a Big Heads Up regarding Dusknoir; where they’d then go on to see whether or not they truly want him there, and take the necessary action based on their decision. (Whether it’s a unanimous ‘fuck no we don’t want him back’, 50/50, or completely okay with starting over.) Nodding in agreement towards the plan and stepping into the portal together.

They then proceed to immediately get spotted by Hero and Partner just relaxing on the beach.

#I THINK IT’D BE FUNNY #still absolutely of the opinion it’s Grovyle that drags Dusknoir into coming with them.#Mainly because those two deserve closure/get their feelings towards the wraith out.#But Also knowing Dusknoir misses them and would never be able to move on for himself if he didn’t at the Bare Minimum apologize-#-for the heartache he caused those two. but if he heard from the two grass-types that they never wanted to see him again. he’d accept it.#(Because Arcues knows what they want is 100x more important than whatever the hell he was hoping for)#BUT. THAT DOESNT HAPPEN. AND NOW HE SUDDENLY AS A TEARY; FATHERLESS PUPPY CLINGING TO HIM.#AND THE MOST VENGEFUL 1’FT FOX SIDE EYEING HIM.#<<< Ribbons says it’s okay for him to stay. (for literally only her partner; brother; fairy grandmother’s sake.)#(obviously any adult with functioning eyes could tell that was the case/she still hates his ass)#but it’s not like Dusknoir can just up and leave because lo’ and behold it ended up being a 50/50 😭 that old fart is STUCK there #I’ll probably elaborate on this more when my brains functioning #but tl:dr= Grovyle: pure of heart; dumb of ass. (and ends up unintentionally saving their doomed ass father/daughter/son relationship.)#even if it takes. (checks my notes) 3-6 years

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tommygotwrittenoff · 5 months ago

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i just think if roles were reversed and buck was the one saying those gay ass lines to eddie, eddie wouldve proposed like four seasons ago

#like if buck had a kid and he said to eddie “theres no one in this world i trust with my kid more than you” eddie wouldve given him head #if buck had written him into his will and said “because eddie (cuz im sorry but buck loves eddies name too much to not use it)#you act like youre expendable but youre wrong“ eddie wouldve been like on his knees begging for buck to move in already #or if eddie did something reckless and after told buck he had to do it and buck just looked at him fondly and said “i know you did”#eddie wouldve dragged his ass to the nearest jewelry store to get them matching rings #or if someone off handedly mentioned how long he was dead/underground/uhhh bleeding out from his gunshot wound #and buck corrected them and said “um no actually it was 3 minutes and 17 before we got to the hospital” eddie wouldve done unspeakable #things to him in the bathroom of that underground poker club #or if eddie came out to buck and buck gave him a similar supportive little talk and said “this doesnt change a thing between us”#eddie wouldve been like “uh no actually it does get in the fucking car rn” and driven them to the courthouse so they could get married #basically #eddie says the gayest shit to buck all the time but buck just hears it as Normal Bro Things because hes never had a normal friend before so #he had nothing to really compare it to #but if buck were to say this kinda gay shit to eddie #eddie would immediately be like oh youre in love with me because eddie is a romantic and knows declarations of love when he hears them #however #buck communicates his feelings with flirting but eddie is fucking stupid and has no game and no rizz and doesnt realize hes flirting #eddie communicates his feelings with grand declarations of love but buck is fucking stupid and doesnt realize people actually care about hi #they need to flip communication styles and then theyll realize #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #get him out of there #let eddie free so he can finally have game #omg no or if eddie had done something that kinda pissed buck off and buck just looked at him after eddie apologized and said “ofc i forgive #you“ well there wouldve been something freaky going on in the firehouse closets that halloween

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camels-pen · 5 months ago

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usopp and sanji late night impromptu date swimming in the aquarium. reblog if you agree

#one piece #sanji #usopp #sanuso #nemotime #its ass oclock and theyre both tired and one of them floats the idea of a swimming date #but the sea is dark and hard to navigate and neither of them want to drag out the kiddie pool frnky has stashed away somewhere #and usopp suggests the aquarium. sanji goes 'okay. aquarium time.'#dont even bother to change into swimsuits. they strip as much as they want before going in.#and then just kinda hang out at the edge of the hatch #shoulder to shoulder and valiantly trying their best not to fall asleep in the water #any fish that come investigating (read: bothering usopp) gets kicked away by sanji and also added to meal planning for the next day #the rest of the crew find their night watch idiots asleep in a very precarious position #where one wrong move would send them into the water #zoro pushes sanji in on purpose. in his sudden surprise and panic sanji grabs usopp and drags him down with him #before resurfacing not a few moments later cursing and apologizing thinking it was his own fault they fell in #zoro rips them a new one about falling asleep on watch duty. sanji figures out it was him who pushed them in- or has a hunch idk #anyway. fighting while usopp gets ushered off to bed proper with a warm drink. sanji joins him after making breakfast #and they eat together in usopp's bunk before snuggling and probably sleeping again #anyway

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qiu-yan · 5 months ago

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in MDZS the novel, the innkeeper in Yunping mentions that people are too scared to go petition Yunmeng Jiang for help because someone once walked in on Sect Leader Jiang whipping a guy in the main hall, supposedly because the guy was a demonic cultivator.

#mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #jc apologism #anyways as you can hopefully tell by now this is a jc stan blog.#so as a stan i will do my rightful stan duty and insist that my fave did nothing wrong #so. onwards. the “jiang cheng tortures demonic cultivators” claim is interesting on several levels #because we don't see it happen onscreen. and because thematically mdzs is a book about the unreliability of rumors #especially when said rumors conform to your preexisting understanding of someone. or what you want to hear about someone #it would have been so easy for mxtx to include a scene where jc tortures a demonic cultivator onscreen. i would love to read it too #but that doesnt happen. when jc actually corners wwx he just shoves a dog in his face and bullies him emotionally #smh jc get your shit together!! what is this lame ass display?? not living up to your reputation here loser #anyways. tbh i consider two things separately: 1. mxtx's intentions. and 2. what the text itself implies #for 1. i am legitimately unsure of what to think. mxtx relies on rumors/empathy/etc to give us info about side characters #in part because she's constrained herself to writing from wwx's perspective and has no other easy way of getting the info to us #does she intend for us to question the rumors? or are we supposed to take them as fact because of the narration limits described?#2. what the text itself implies is not necessarily the same as what mxtx intends.#for me mdzs is in part a story about the unreliability of rumors and reputation etc etc. other meta writers than i have explained it better #so for the work to go “all the rumors about wwx were exaggerated/manipulated/not 100% correct.”#“but the rumors about everyone else are 100% true!!!!!”#is peak stupidity. and shit-tier writing #and i actually like mdzs so i would like to believe the writer is more intelligent than that #thus. i conclude in part due to this emotional necessity of mine that there must have been something more going on #anyways. i have similar opinions about the “did jiggy kill rusong” business but that's a post for later #ill probably put my jc torture opinions in their own post some day #yanyan polls

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revehae · 6 months ago

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we need to kill everyone at sm entertainment

#you know how i said i didnt want to elaborate on RJ’s bbl messages #because i would go on a tangent about how sm doesn’t protect their artists #yeah well imagine how i felt when i saw them made him apologize for that stupid ass shit #like really making your artist seem like the bad guy when he has psycho bitches invading his privacy #for 2 seconds of attention #not even positive attention btw #like can you imagine getting calls from random crazy bitches when you’re just trying to live your life #ppl who aren’t supposed to have your number #freaky ass fuck #but no they dont gaf how that makes him feel #they aren’t even imagining it #brainless fucking cunts #and even worse the company you’re under is doing bare minimum if even that to keep you safe #or to even make you feel some semblance of safety #like genuinely evil as fuck #it doesn’t even end with that #ppl crawling through vents to see hc #breaking into his fucking house like maniacs #like bitch are you out of your rabid ass fucking mind #company taking forever to address hc/jn’s scandal #which was false btw #and you have their unintelligent fucking fans believing the shit immediately and throwing photocards out like they killed someones mother #over something they couldnt even wait to see was true or not #bc if it’s in a headline it must be true right #wrong #but that’s an entirely different issue #honestly all of this just goes back to how kpop companies market their artists as like minimum 5 sublevels below human #not just sm #which is really stupid like you’re grown as fuck shivering shaking throwing up at the IDEA of your idol getting pussy #like he’s grown asfk

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tealmoth · 2 months ago

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fma 2003: the other side of the gate is the real world and all this time alchemists have been harvesting energy from human lives in this world in order to fuel their alchemy, and also war is at risk of wiping out humanity and we have to stop it and we’re going to germany for the aforementioned reasons, and there’s probably a parallel version of everyone you know in this universe so you’ll just have to get used to that, and

also fma 2003: we made this guy into a cyborg. he’s gonna have two scenes and then he’s gonna get shot to death. hashtag scifi.