#hide and kill

[crabussy]

slightly furious reminder that fish do in fact feel pain and do in fact experience fear and distress when in pain since people seem to love spreading the myth that fish don't feel pain. what is it with people assuming a creature is incapable of feeling pain or emotion just because it doesn't have complex facial muscles. come on gang

[ghostiebird]

dick grayson is absolutely the kind of person to have a fairly bad allergy to some food, and completely ignore it because that is his favorite food what do you mean he can't eat it?

i like the idea of him being allergic to mangos. not necessarily bad enough to warrant a hospital visit every time, but enough he suffers for his choices.

i also like the idea that the batfam have to keep eyes on this man at all times when a mango is in his vicinity.

Dick, wandering the Manor with faux casualty, mango in hand as he tries to find somewhere to eat it out of sight:

Jason, sitting in the library: "Hey, Dickie, what've you got there?"

Dick, immediately looking like a guilty dog who got caught in the trash: "...nooothing-"

Jason, snapping his book shut and sitting up: "Is that a fucking mango."

Dick, bolting: "NO?"

Jason, chasing immediately: "YOU CAN'T FUCKING EAT THOSE, GIVE IT HERE! DICK!"

Tim, sitting at the Batcomputer, working on a case:

Barbara, popping on screen: "Mango alert."

Tim, dropping everything to bolt upstairs: "RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON!"

A muffled screech is heard in the distance, followed by curses and demands of "spit that shit out NOW-"

The entire Batfam at dinner:

Dick, sneaking the mango flavored icecream over:

Damian, smacking his hand: "Richard for the love of-"

Dick, snatching the icecream and bolting: "You can't keep me from my mangos! I will never relent! MANGOS FOREVER!"

The entire family chases him down. Alfred is preparing treatment, and Bruce is sitting alone at the dining table, a few more grey hairs, and looking like he regrets everything. Muffled screams, curses, and then a loud lecture from at least three different people can be heard a few rooms over.

listen, the day he discovered his allergy was the same day he discovered his new favorite fruit, and he absolutely considers it a crime of the highest caliber to keep such a snack away from him.

[autobot2001]

Hide and Kill

Author: Autobot2001 Genre: Fanfiction Fandom: Multiple slasher movies or an AU. Not sure how to label this. Rating: T Warning: Killing, blood Pairing: None Description: Three intruding teens gives the slashers and Jamie the idea of a fun game. @febuwhump Day 11; alt 8; killing game

A peaceful night for six slashers and Jamie is ruined as she senses three trespassers. “Let’s have fun with them,” Billy smiles, “a nice game of hide and seek. Whoever finds a trespasser gets to kill them.” Jamie doesn’t protest the idea. The seven decide to circle the three trespassers and tell them about the game before letting the three hide.

“We shouldn’t be here.” “Oh shut up, wimp.” “You don’t know the story about this house, Troy?” “Really, my twin brother believes that stupid story?” “Actually, I do too.” “Really, Rex? I’m surrounded by wimps!” “Who are you calling a wimp?!” Someone yells from behind the three. The three turn around, seeing seven people who heard the conversation. They know who all but one of them are. “Fuck, it’s him and six others,” Rex panics. “We might let you three live,” one of the Ghostfaces says, “let’s play hide and kill. What time is it?” “Ten-thirty,” Troy answers. “All right, punks, here’s the game,” Freddy says, “you have two minutes to hide. Then we have twenty-five minutes to find and kill you. If any of you survive the thirty minutes, you get to leave.” The three know they have no choice. They agree and run. As the seven wait five minutes, the six slashers argue Jamie can not use her powers. They all wonder if Jamie will actually kill if she finds one of the teens.

It’s not long before each teen is found by a slasher who loves the chase their target is making them do. Each of the teens runs by another slasher.

Eventually, the three teens find themselves by a cliff and surrounded. “Now, pick who dies,” Billy tells them. Troy looks at his twin brother who got them in this mess. “Kill him.” “What?! Me?!” “You got us into this mess, Roy!” Troy argues. Roy lunges towards Jamie and makes the two fall off the cliff. “Shit,” Stu worries. Michael smiles under his mask. Remembering Jamie can fly.

It’s not long before they all see Jamie holding on to Roy by his hoodie. “Don’t drop me!” Roy panics. “You’ll die another way,” she reminds him but throws Roy onto the ground by Michael’s feet. “No, please don’t kill me,” Roy begs. Michael slashes Roy’s throat, watching the life fade from him. Rex and Troy are mortified but know they can’t run. The six slashers contemplate keeping the two teens prisoners or killing them. They wait for Jamie to tell them to let the two go, but she says nothing. The decision is the two are prisoners for now.

(I think this will eventually be in a story and improved)

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

I love the Leverage episodes where they're truly just psychologically tormenting a guy.

Like obviously they first establish that the guy is a terrible guy who does terrible guy things. And we really do need the terrible guy to be doing a lot of terrible guy things because this is kinda an ethical nightmare, but don't worry, they are reliably doing a lot of terrible guy things.

But then it is just like "hey, let's convince this guy that he's made first contact with aliens and also that aliens are trying to kill him" or "hey, let's make this guy believe he's contracted a deadly disease and is going to die in quarantine because medical staff are abandoning him" or "hey, let's first try to persuade this journalist that the government is secretly creating Guantanamo Bay 2: Underground Boogaloo in your backyards and when she doesn't run with that story, let's then make her think that oops the government accidentally leaked some kind of bioweapon into the waterways and now water is gonna kill you instead."

[lucabyte]

i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

[aardvaark]

i love how sophie’s priorities are pretty much the inverse of anyone else’s priorities. she’s oddly calm in life-or-death scenarios and mostly just seems annoyed when people are trying to kill her, but things like rain or bugs or the smell of hardison’s van are what really bothers her. like one time she takes revenge on eliot by straight up brainwashing him because he didn’t get rid of a cockroach that was grossing her out… this is a woman who has been shot before.

[devircy]

I thinks it’s vitally important to talk about how Charles tried to involve Max in the conversation in the cool down room…

Or how the first thing Max did out of the car was walk over to Charles and start chatting with him. ESPECIALLY since it was evident he didn’t want to talk to the media about anything.

Or how max almost went out of his way to giver Charles his mic after he was done with his interview.

[odetokeons]

[afterartist]

So… Goldbug often shows up in cannon after Bee has died and gets brought back

And uhh, Bee was “dead” for 15 years in EarthSpark

Stands to reason that 15 years of isolation where you’re banned from contact with ANYONE (subsequently being forced to suffer the guilt of knowing all your loved ones think you’re dead) after several thousand years of war AND another unspecified time stuck alone on Cybertron fighting for your life, may drive one a little insane…

ON THAT NOTE!!

Have my GoldSpark AU

Where Bee invents Goldbug in his head to actually cope with literally every single thing that’s happened his entire life (similar to Steve and AA-Tron ect in TFO)

Except GB is just as protective of the Maltos as Bee and is not afraid to get his servos dirty

Idk how to draw ES bee, sue me

Plus a bonus sprinkling of my head cannon that Bee aged into an adult during his time in hiding because I enjoy emotionally hurting my faves :3

[plagueislost]

something about wing au jason has me enraptured once again. weeping angel? angel of death? fallen angel? much to think about…

[msmimundo]

19 Jan

I have this saved as "Freaky Ocelot"

I should draw more Heinz as an ocelot tbh

[catboydan]

saying "you missed the memo" on reading out a question asking how to get over a breakup is the most fucking quintessential not-quite-a-hard-launch thing they've said so far

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

you have such a interesting body ethan ...

[glitter50000]

It’s Wu Ming Wednesday

[kaidatheghostdragon]

Good reveal au, where after learning phantom's identity and realizing the atrocities that the GIW have committed (or alternatively, ethical science au, where they find out the GIW plagarized them), the fenton parents decided to create the 'ultimate ghost-ending weapon' and sell it to the agents.

They go absolutely overboard, describing to the agents in meticulous detail how it evaporates any ghost it hits near-instantly and describing it quite ruthlessly in the blueprints, and soon the GIW have raplaced all their main weapons with the new gun.

Except it doesn't actually kill ghosts. It's the Fenton Bazooka. You know, the one that creates a portable portal to suck the ghost back into the ghost zone? What they actually did was retool it slightly to make it look more grusome than it actually is. They even added a beacon in Phantom's Keep, which all Fenton Bazookas will target when they open a portal, so the ghosts are always delivered to the keep.

From there, Phantom stationed an emergency medical team at the keep to treat the many injured and ragged ghosts that the GIW 'destroyed,' and to explain what just happened.

What they didn't anticipate was that now that the GIW have a mass-produced weapon that they believed would effectively eradicate ghosts, they would go on the offensive. They have a number of cities they've been monitoring but didn't want to get involved in without better tools.

One of those cities is Gotham.

And the Bats are ectocontaminated enough to register as ghosts.

Batman witnessed several of his children get evaporated by green energy weapons within mere moments of each other. He's absolutely gutted. Devastated. They didn’t even stand a chance.

He'll get his revenge, and it's frighteningly easy to track the weapon to private subcontractors. The Doctors Fenton, in Illinois. Their research calls for the genocide of all ghost kind, and apparently, that war started by killing his own children.

His children will not die in vain.

He gets to Amity Park and finds the Engineer's Nightmare of a building that is Fentonworks, but that night, before he can hack through the security and break in, one of the windows opens.

It's one of his kids that he had watched evaporate before his very eyes. They give him a silent signal of one of their identifying security codes and gesture for him to come inside.

Is it a trap? A prank in poor taste? Utterly genuine?

He goes through the window.

All of his dead kids are there, wearing borrowed pajamas and only their dominoes to conceal their identities. Daniel Fenton (son of the Fentons, this is his bedroom, has voiced a few arguments against his parent's views, but still an unknown) is among the crowd of teens and young adults, twirling on an office chair and obnoxiously sipping a capri sun.

"First thing you need to know, Bats," Daniel says after finishing his drink, "is that my parents are absolutely NOT genocidal ectophobic scumbags, and that is the reason why your kids are still alive."

[strawburrychainsaw]

No one will EVERRRRR make me hate him