#hi o/

[worriedrat]

simz

[mioxly]

lootin' & scootin'!

[kuurosakiis]

@idolmurdr

❝It's natural, so stop staring at it.❞ The young man groused, looking her over once before going back to his book.     Why were people so obsessed with his hair, even if theirs appeared dyed too?

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

Someday I want to propose to someone / be proposed to with the "box inside of a box inside of a box inside of a box etc" gag.

Think about it: the suspicion, "haha wouldn't it be funny if the smallest box had a ring in it" growing into mounding tension as the boxes get smaller, and smaller, and eventually what else could fit in this one besides a ring box?

you could even make an Emperor's New Groove reference by putting a tiny little flea figurine inside the ring box and a hammer nearby, then go "sike" and pull the ring out of your pocket

[bubblesthetherapyfish]

Favourite food?

stack marker

[dirtandearth]

helloo o/

im lichen, or whatever idc.

they/ask pronouns.

i don't use my main much and mostly use my sideblogs to reblog things and post in general. so yeah, there won't be much activity over here.

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[zombified-hoglin]

Kinda funny that despite this being a side blog and I haven't said anything about said side blog or even talked about Xtho on my main, I've already seen a beloved mutual in notifs

[adi-cat-anon]

Also, people need to stop treating you like you are their mother or something. They can (well, I am giving too much credit in this aspect I suppose) handle their conflicts amongst each other and Kabukimono is not alone as he was before.

🔥 (I guess you know me :3 I also think I know who the other anon is and I am going to tell them to back off for now)

AT LEAST TWO OF THEM I HAVE PURPOSELY TAKEN UNDER MY CARE AT SOME POINT, AND I AM ON SPEAKING TERMS WITH AT LEAST ONE OTHER. THOUGH I DO NOT HAVE THE CAPACITY TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THEIR CONFLICTS, IT DOES NOT MEAN I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THEM OR THE OUTCOME. PLEASE, DO NOT WORRY YOURSELF ON MY ACCOUNT.

[cozylittleartblog]

not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him

[catcrumb]

[simonbrain]

sitting at the bar with your bestie and jokingly saying, "i wish that was me," when she spews about how her man made her come so many times the other night they almost hit double digits. you doubt anyone is paying attention to the two of you gossiping and giggling like fools, and you share that you haven't been laid in a while.

"it's been eight months, actually." you pout, slapping her arm when she gawks and splutters something about finding you someone to shag in the back alley right away.

if only you noticed the guy with the fuckass mohawk sitting on the other side of you, intently eavesdropping on your personal conversation. he likes your friend's idea; surely you'll let him pull a few orgasms out of you outside before he fingerbangs you in the car on the way home and finally finishes you in his bed.

ten's a big number to aim for, but johnny's nothing if not utterly determined to ruin the pretty girl who's had him rock hard since she walked in.

[kuurosakiis]

@loyalhearts asked: "i would say i don't know what's wrong with you but i actually do and that's the problem." - Uryu

MISC SENTENCE STARTERS WITH A DASH OF ANGST

"....I'm actually unsure if you're being honest or being an asshole, this time..." Ichigo is, in fact, confused.

[teddybeartoji]

you kiss the back of toji's hand one day very casually before intertwining your fingers with his and the man just kind of shuts down . bc what the hell did you just do????? kissed his hand?? you kissed his hand????? that's.. what?????? isn't he supposed to be kissing yours?????? and the fact that you're now just acting like nothing happened has him staring at you with widened eyes and slightly furrowed brows. you turn back to check on him because you realize that he's not following you anymore and just laugh lightheartedly when you see the faint blush on his cheeks and his burning ears. brining his hand to your mouth again, you press another kiss to his knuckles with a teasing smile glued to your lips and that makes him snap out of his daze. he tries to brush you off with a quiet click of his tongue but you know he liked it. you know he loved it.

[hinamie]

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[acesluvrxx]

NO ONE TALKS ABOUT HIM.

ughh him at 40 is so MMMFHGGFHUJVKUVIFHKDJDSLK the way we're growing old together :3 WE DO IT EVEN WHEN HIS BUSH HAIRS TURN GRAY or idk maybe i really REALLY like him with stubble BUT?? HES HOT WITH STUBBLE LIKE IM SNIFFING THE SCREEN SO HARD UGHH I CAN SMELL HIS MERA MERA