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Vincent Price and Joyce Jameson
The Comedy of Terrors (1964) dir. Jacques Tourneur
#vincent price#the comedy of terrors#comedy of Terrors#funny#comedy horror#comedy#joyce jameson#waldo trumbull#fuck i love him#hes so sexy and mean#i want to be his wife so we can argue like this and then have insane makeup sex#im fine...he just makes me feral is all#bicon#bisexual god#unf#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#my gifs
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Huskerdust 💗💗💗💗
#I was singing Hot Chocolate’s “you sexy thing” the whole time I was drawing this so that’s the song that’s playing#also is it not the perfect huskerdust song#I mean he literally sings: ‘where did you come from ANGEL’#huskerdust#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#husk#angel dust#my doods
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the hill that i will die on is that cas would have never said he loved dean if he had to deal with the consequences of it afterwards, meanwhile dean (who was SUPPOSED to tell cas he loved him in the original crypt scene script) would have eventually worked up to saying it without external pressure
#listen#LISTEN#i know there's a bunch of takes out there that basically amount to dean being too emotionally stunted to know what he's feeling#but dean's problem has always been being TOO connected to his emotions and being unable to process that#meanwhile cas our sexy avoidant king and chronic ghoster would rather die than acknowledge something that big#like are we forgetting that cas's big move after fucking everything up was to go insane and basically not deal with the problem#meanwhile dean is trying to have a heart to heart with every family member love interest and pseudo adopted daughter every six seconds#ANYWAY yeah#if cas hadn't have made a deal with the empty and if that deal didn't ultimately conveniently correlate with saving dean's life?#cas wouldn't have said shit#FREAK <3#mean while dean winchester (WHO HAD MORE TO SAY IN PURGATORY!) would have eventually worked his way up to it#and im not saying he'd handle it well bc he'd probably drop it and then be weird about it forever#but he's more likely to be the first to acknowledge it if they weren't being pressured by outside forces#dean studies#cas studies#im so fucking normal about them#dean winchester#castiel
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Bonus 13: Beware the Grapes of Wrath.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wen qing#wen ning#WWX's main weapon as the Yiling patriarch is considered to be 'Wen Ning' - which makes sense as far as the whole necromancer thing goes.#However...That *is* Wen Qing's beloved baby brother!#In her perspective WWX skipped town for a few days (or so) and took WN with him#only for them both to show up bloodied and in a state of disarray.#There's no way he told her he was going out to duel Jiang Cheng. For several reasons.#He doesn't want to involve her in his messes anymore than he already has.#It's less that she would try and stop him and more so that he honestly wouldn't even think to say something about it to her.#WQ and him aren't partners in this situation. He actually openly disregards her opinions several times.#Wei Wuxian's emotional distance from everyone around him is a big part of this arc.#Like all good tragedies...his biggest flaw is his hubris. He doesn't *need* anyone when he's so capable on his own.#He doesn't need to ask permission when obviously this is the only way forwards.#He has to do it all on his own! No one else needs to be involved!#And if you've been in the position of realizing you have a problem of toxic self-reliance - you know how harmful this mindset is.#It's why it's so satisfying to see WWX in his 'new' life start to let other's share his burdens.#I will die on the hill of 'love means carrying each other's weight. All a burden means is that I can give you support and you support me.'#YLLZ is less 'competent and sexy' and more 'depressed and can't see it'.#Another lovely nod to the main theme here is how he starts leaning more and more into the rumours about him.#Though we are also still confronted with how these rumours fail to actually live up to reality.#Rumour has it the Yiling Patriarch is undefeatable. What a shame if that rumour turned out to be untrue!
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Your Kraven post you just made is making my brain spin like a microwave going at Mach speed like 1. Hot 2. Very hot 3. The mental image of Wade having a jealous no good very bad time over Spidey and Kraven is absolutely hilarious. I can only Imagine the hijinks and chaos
Wade does not like Kraven. Kraven does not get to pass go. He does not get to collect $200.
#hunting!spider#spiderman#spideypool#deadpool#i draw Wade alot goofier than i imagine him so its less hijinks and more cold blooded murder#Spidey- “is Kraven becoming a merc like what does that even mean?!”#wade isn't just jealous hes SEETHING spidey is HIS mark/toy/future husband (same thing really)#tysm anon!!! i too am super mega thirsty for kraven the huntress#Spiderman misses her alot T_T especially because new Kraven doesn't want to send him/be sent to sexy pound town T_T
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Our Flag Means Death 2x6 | A beautiful name (requested by anon)
#did he have to be so hot in this scene 🫠🫠🫠#david jenkins really said i'll make rhys as sexy as possible and then put my wife in his arms#oh to have a knife held to my throat by this stede bonnet#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#our flag means death#ofmdedit#ofmdsource#ofmd gifs#ida.stuff#ofmd 2x6#stede bonnet#hellkat maggie#gif request#UPDATED VERSION
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i imagine it's quite chilly in the black sea (for the lack of sun and color), so they're wearing slightly warmer clothes now uwu
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#i was meaning to only draw jay to try and figure out a design for her *once more*#but i was super happy with the first one i did so i drew the boys in slightly changed outfits instead#also yeah im VERY pleased with this outfit for jay. the colors look sooo good and exactly like i imagine them to look#the pants are not straight up green but they have this green ish hue to them that adds a lot i think#quite happy with chip's and gill's outfits too they're very sexy and cool hehe#gill in the turtleneck with short sleeves-- so good. and i gave him a haramaki!!!!!!!!!!! hell yeah the one piece fan in me is happy#and chip in the high waisted pants and these boots-- brooooo. slaying so hard. and he's wearing a proper shirt which is rare#also. there's a lot of typos in the explanations probably. um. yeah. not always looking at what i write#edit: forgot the actual tags whoops#jrwi riptide#jay ferin#jrwi chip#gillion tidestrider#my art#sketch
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100% legit totally real facts about the historical stede bonnet
no the title is not a lie these are really REAL bc believe it or not, somehow the show made our stede MORE competent than the real one
sources: Real Pirates podcast (ep1, ep2, ep3, ep4, ep5), Dirty Sexy History podcast (with jeremy moss, bonnet's biographer, who LOVES the show, and said it changed his perspective on bonnet's and blackbeard's relationship PLUS he has the stedesrevenge handle on twt)
the library on the revenge was a real thing. the man really did that.
running away from his family to be a pirate
paying a salary to his crew
SHOWING UP IN NASSAU IN FRILLY GENTLEMANLY CLOTHES AND A POWDERED WIG
before bonnet's capture, he ran his ship aground and that's how the english caught up with him BUT the two english ships also ran aground (😭), so they fought each other with their flintlock pistols from behind their ships (until the tides turned and dislodged the english ships first. rip)
adopted an alias when he started pirating so people wouldn't know it was him but he raided ships near Barbados (where he's from), so that didnt turn out well. his solution? burning every ship from Barbados
he only succeeded in his early days bc merchant ships knew they would get off easier if they surrendered
ATTACKED A WARSHIP that whooped his ass so bad he almost died. the remaining crew steered the ship to Nassau where he met blackbeard
blackbeard stole the revenge from him but "allowed" him to stay on BB's ship (either as a guest or as a prisoner, it's not clear, but he def wasn't a crew member bc he didn't have any chores)
he was seen on deck running around in his gowns 😭😭
BB eventually reinstated him as the captain of the revenge and they sailed together for a while
"there is a 4 month period where stede and blackbeard kind of disappeared and no one really knows what they were doing" 👀
BB allowed bonnet to raid on his own which lead to him getting his ass beat by the Protestant Caesar. BB then proceeded to HUNT DOWN THE PROTESTANT CAESAR while flying the RED FLAG (which meant no mercy to anyone on board)
bonnet would raid ships and take what provisions he needed and give the other ship what he didn't need (essentially the library raiding scene lmaoo)
BB betrayed bonnet by raiding his ship and marooning his crew while bonnet was off getting a pardon
SO BONNET SWORE REVENGE AGAINST BB who was at the time, the most feared pirate
this led to him adopting another alias - "he also changes his name, at the time he goes by captain edward's. which is really interesting, I don't know if that's an homage to, you know, edward teach, but.. captain edward's with an "s", that's as if he's.. a possession of captain edward" ONCE AGAIN 👀👀👀👀
HE ESCAPED PRISON BY DRESSING AS A WOMAN
after escaping, he was promised a sloop by some rando. when the rando didnt deliver, bonnet "WROTE HIM A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER REPRIMANDING THE MAN"
that letter led to him being recaptured 😭😭
he was hanged while holding a bouquet of wilted flowers
#stede bonnet#our flag means death#ofmd#real pirates#dirty sexy history#kriss.exe#I WENT DOWN A RABBITHOLE IM SORRY#all of these are so fucking funny how was this man REAL#btw BB only became the legend AFTER he met bonnet#anyways the twt crew loved these so thats why i decided to compile them in one post#hope you all enjoy it too <3#blackbeard#edward teach
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How about we fly towards the source again? Let's switch from cold to warm again Inclination Compass (Tenderness) - Sampha
#my stuff#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd fanart#our flag means death fanart#edward teach#ed teach#blackbeard#he's just soooooooo beautifullllllllll#siri play so sad so sexy by lykki li#i started this this morning...... a normal way to spend a wfh monday
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i lied. now that i started i can’t stop. i’m just imagining sukuna in reading glasses with a white button up top… sleeves rolled up… a few buttons undone so you can see the sliver of a chain and his chest tatts peeking out. thinking about how he has a multitude of silver rings and black acrylics on his nails that are in a sharp stiletto shape and god they just look sooooooo good… i think he likes to playfully claw at reader w them 🙂↕️ and i know he smells so fucking good too… slight amber musk with bourbon & a hint of tobacco but since he’s a baker he just has a natural scent now of butterscotch and dark vanilla… he’s just the definition of grown & sexy and i WANT him.
#CARNALLY.#this is during the bookstore scene w reader i just thought of him in reading glasses and he overtook me#he’s so fucking sexy i actually moaned#suguru you mean nothing to me. sukuna i desire you in every which way PLEASE call me back.#reader can have suguru . I WANT THE MEAN HOT MAN!!!!!! 😵💫😵💫😵💫#personal#snippets#-> SO I DON’T FORGET
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do y’all think logan and wade will eventually meet thor and wade will absolutely fangirl over him. and logan would remember him mumbling about thor in his sleep while they were tied up in the void. and while wade fangirls it becomes clear that The Wolverine isn’t the only hero he’s excited to finally know. do u think logan would get a bit standoffish with thor and wade would hit him with the “if i didn’t know any better i’d think you were jealous, peanut ;)”
#thor goes for a handshake and logan grabs his hand just a little too hard so he’s like ‘wow what a strong grip u have my friend! ^-^’#like i’m assuming they’re idiots and haven’t worked their shit out by the time they meet thor#so all that flirting wade always directs at logan would end up getting directed at thor#because i mean. it’s thor. and who is wade wilson if he isn’t flirting with sexy men he just met#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#wade wilson#deadpool#logan#wolverine#i’m just. thinkin thoughts and whatnot
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Vincent Price and Jane Asher - The Masque of the Red Death (1964) dir. Roger Corman
#vincent price#jane asher#roger corman#the masque of the red death#edgar allan poe#tw: religious themes#devil#satanist#satanism#devil worship#vinny p#bicon#bisexual#god#my goth boyfriend#i love him#hes so sexy and mean#im here for it#i want him 🥺🥺🥺🥺#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set
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the new nightmare is cool but i think not putting them in hanfu was an missed opportunity
(+ long hair version that i wasn't as sure about)
#i was going to give barbatos the Long Flowing Locks but he strikes me as the type who WOULD adhere to the tie-it-all-up rule#but then he looked bald so i gave him a bit of leeway. i mean even a lot of cdramas don't follow the rule#then satan's hair is more wuxia novel protagonist (which i feel suits him) and solomon's is unfortunately all inside his hat#well the long hair is for authenticity (lol) not Hot Boy Look anyway#art#obey me#obey me barbatos#obey me solomon#obey me satan#jtta ik#anyway wrt the new nightmare: barbatos's outer robe (dachang) DOES look like hanfu#but then he takes it off in the deflowered look and it's. idk. a sexy gongfu vest??? satan too#not that i have anything AGAINST that but if you're gonna do chinese fashion i feel like hanfu is a shoe-in#based off the previews for celestial blessing i'm assuming diavolo+lucifer+asmo will be in the second nightmare for this event#and both parts of a nightmare usually follow a theme so most likely it'll be kung fu clothes 2 electric boogaloo BUT i will hold hop#if anyone should be in hanfu it's those three. lucifer for that cold elegance dia for that regal charm and asmo for that Beautiful Princess#regardless i will probably be drawing them in hanfu anyway. in fact i already have the idea for it#it'll be ddvd because i NEED to put zhao in beautiful clothes for once. and also i really want to draw something in earnest for this au
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what's fun about shipping Tim with Dick, Jason, or Damian is he has, at some point, hallucinated all of them to comfort himself. even when he doesn't like them or particularly get along with them, he has to imagine/hallucinate them just so he has the power to go on. Tim's concepts of the Robin mantle and what it should be is so fun, because he respects the others through the Robin mantle. Tim worships Dick because he was the first Robin. he wouldn't be Robin if Jason hadn't died in the mantle. and a lot of his frustration with Damian is he feels Damian isn't honoring the mantle correctly. when you ship Tim with the other Robins you can't divorce their identities as Robin from it because Tim will always see them as a Robin first and that's so fun and fucked up. like.
batman (1940) #456
Tim perceiving Dick as *Robin* cheering him on, not Nightwing, which is the version of Dick that Tim actually knows? that's just. wild of him. he will always view Dick as Robin first, his personal hero but also the original of the legacy. his love for Dick is shaped by that.
and then of course, even when he's hallucinating/imagining Jason cheering him on, it's *still* through the lense of being reminded how Jason failed? subconsciously believing that Jason got himself killed because of his actions, and that being a lesson for Tim to learn from? Jason isn't a person to Tim, he's a moral lesson about how to be Robin. any potential idolization he could have of Jason isn't because he loves Jason, it's because of the lessons Jason's death taught him.
and then, even though him hallucinating TIm is from the New-52, which makes characterization all kinds of questionable, i do think it makes sense for TIm to hallucinate/imagine Damian after Damian's death in an attempt to cope with it.
teen titans (2011) #18
to an extend, he sees Damian's death as in part his own fault. and even hating Damian, Tim needs the comfort from this to cope with Damian being gone. he's angry that Damian even was Robin, and has to learn something from Damian's death and how it impacts the Robin mantle, and teenage heroes as a whole. like, Tim can pretend he hates Damian all he wants, even getting taunted by the image of Damian, but there's still an underlying love to their relationship.
i think that's just the fun of shipping Tim with any of them. you will never divorce Tim's views of them from the Robin mantle and how fucking Unwell he is about anyone else who's been Robin before or after him, to the point he has to hallucinate them comforting him when he's at his lowest. it's always going to be a little unhealthy, a little toxic, and driven by Tim's relationship with being Robin as well. i need more Tim being weird about Robin in these ships.
#necrotic festerings#batcest#jaytim#dicktim#damitim#this post was first going to just be about tim hallucinating damian but i got carried away thinking about the identity crisis arc#have whatever this is.#idk if there's much of a thesis other than “tim's fucking weird about the robin mantle and that should extend to shipping too”#been meaning to post this for forever#finally got around to it though so yay me.#now i need to go work on my jaytim in the new-52 thoughts bc. i have a whole post planned.#a stack of comics next to me for research and everything. god help me.#ALSO while rereading to grab panels#why is it that everyone talks about how jason says “robin is magic” in an attempt to mischaracterize him as sunshine boy#and not the fact that tim *also* says robin is magic?#like it's not a jason thing. it's a robin mantle thing.#that's just what robin *is*. it doesn't say much about jason's character for him to say that when he's robin. it just means he's robin.#the robin mantle is magic. that's the point.#and you could argue that's more of a meta thing that exists on the wavelength of how children where supposed to project onto robin#moreso than an in-universe commentary on what the robin mantle is#(honestly the same argument applies to tim hallucinating here for like. meta intent vs in-universe meaning.)#i hesitate to even call it hallucination it's more like. daydreaming coping.#giving a face to his internal monologue type thing and this is just how the medium depicts it#also it was just sexy and cool for characters to hallucinate loved ones in the 90s in comics. it was a convention of the genre.#but still my point stands. tim pictures all of these ppl as robin first internally#and he self soothes using their image in his head. that's wild of him like what#tim you are weird about the robin mantle more than anyone else i give you that.
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edward teach x pedro pascal @ the met gala
#ed wears fine things well#met gala#ofmd#painting the coat was my favourite part#ofmd fanart#and he'd slay a red coat and sexy knee#no hand tattoo from the side but we do get leg tat#edward teach born on a beach#i love black patent platform boots SO MUCH im so happy he can have them too now#pedro pascal#outfit swap#photo study#my art#our flag means death
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the way Stede drums his fingers on the back of the chair
also: how he lifts his robe while walking on deck
#i don't have a point i'm just appreciating#the finger drumming is so sexy of him#stede bonnet#ofmd#ida.stuff#ofmd gifs#our flag means death#underrated slutty outfit. not buttoned as far down as when he wears the red robe but still#this is certainly a look
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