#hes simp i swear to god

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

[sulky-cabbage]

I'm getting anxious now that I can sense Sukuna's death drawing near. I hope Gege gives him a decent death—one that is gentle, and not humiliating. (Even if he doesn't deserve it)

I hope he gets to meet Gojo one last time.

Imagine Satoru playfully mocking him for losing to Yuji, and Sukuna simply gives him that soft look (TM) while saying that the damage he dealt him is the only reason they were able to succeed asdfghkdfht

[akai-anna]

shinichi: *takes a deep breath* shinichi: i lo- anyone who has spent five seconds around shinichi ever: yes, you love ran, we know, you love mōri ran so much, she's the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love ran, we KNOW , you love ran you fucking love ran ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE MŌRI RAN. WE GET IT.

[blueexorcistjunkie]

Why he kinda...

[tistic-hellspwn]

i feel like this makes sense, ft my simp of a friend @beewasdeleted

context: my friend is a fucking simp for the traumatized turtle man, and im going to pull this shit every time they start simpin, cause like bruh

[nandermoenthusiast]

Re: the latest helluva boss short, i REFUSE to believe that blitzø is bad in the sack. i just refuse that notion all together. i do believe he has zero technique whatsoever though, because he relies heavily on confidence and on his excellent capability of reading people.

See, thats all you need to be a sex god imo. If youre skilled enough at reading peoples reactions properly, you dont need technique because you dont need generalisation, you figure out what that SPECIFIC person likes. and that makes you invaluable to their eyes. i do believe two things, one is that blitzø enjoys cracking open that mistery and exploring what makes someone tick, two is that he is extremely observant and good at reading people/situations (exes and oohs is a great example of this, both in how he clocked the drugged drink right away and how he slept with chaz to get info), aside from also being quite versatile, handy and extremely adaptable.

Third thing i believe is that blitz is also DEFINITELY all over the place, so sometimes he may also be bad at sex because he can also be selfish and self centered, so he may not care enough to pay attention to the other person at times. But he has the capability to be great in bed is all im saying.

So what i believe happens in the short is, first of all as other people have said he has some complicated feelings about this crystal. Because of course. So maybe he doesnt even feel like pleasuring a stupid crystal when he should be pleasuring stolas, thank you very much!! And also the crystal is an inanimate thing, he cant really gauge a reaction from it so he would have to rely solely on technique, which he lacks 😋

[pheoflame]

The only thing I wanna talk about all day is just HOW beautiful this man is. 😫🤌🤌🤌

[tmnt-obsessed-ace]

I swear to fucking god every single time I see a person call 2012 Raph abusive I am gonna lose my fucking mind.

Did you even fucking watch the fucking show? Did you not see the character development?

Yes he smacks 2012 Mikey a lot but thats because they are fucking siblings! 2012 Mikey is a little fucking shit that constantly presses 2012 Raph's buttons.

They call each other names and make fun of each other BECAUSE THEY ARE SIBLINGS!!!!

Also did you not see how 2012 Raph is ALWAYS the first one to go after 2012 Mikey when he's in trouble? How he ALWAYS saves him when he's in over his head.

HOW HE FUCKING FROZE WHEN MIKEY GOT INJURED BY SNAKEWEED!????

HOW AFTER THE SEASON 2 FINALE RAPH STEPPED UP TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYONE!??!

HOW HE WATCHED OVER LEO FOR THREE MONTHS!?!!?

HE IS NOT FUCKING ABUSIVE YOU MORON HE LOVES HIS FAMILY MORE THAN ANYTHING FUCK OFF

Anyways if I didn't already have three big fanfics I would absolutely write a 2012 Raph centric one out of pure spite

[thesaltwateremu]

I’m sorry, yorick is so fucking annoying. Don’t get me wrong, it’s hilarious, but every time he talks I’m just like “shut your mouth, you unhelpful little shit”

[jinglepopp]

Not my art

Anyways, what yalls opinion about this guy?

[basoogil]

spock appreciation sunday

look at him. look at him. hes so PRETTY graaAAAAA

in this scene in particular he just looks so soft his little smile i cant im so gay for him

and of course, hes also looking at kirk :)

[lychniis]

but no guys, feel free to ask me about my jing yuan fic concepts it's the embodiment of looks like a cinnamon roll, will kill you, is actually a little shit x looks like they can kill you, will kill you, but is actually a cinnamon roll oh my god you sweet summer child get some therapy.

[melsimps]

Hhhhhh Speedy boi makes my kitty cat mewl,,,,,,,

[Image descriptions: various pictures of Evan Peters playing Quicksilver in various outfits //End description]

I think that if he fucked me once - just once - I'd be okay and I'd calm down a lot more.

[Image description: a comic of two little figures sitting at desks. The one in front (looking normal and blissfully unaware) is labelled "me vibing". The one behind it (looking unhinged, gripping onto the desk, shaking and sweating) is labelled "horny and feral thoughts". //End description]

Like, literally when I was looking up pictures I was drooling and babbling and salivating.

God damn it, I fucking need someone like him. >:[

Damn you, Days of Future Past, for making me feral over him again.

[v1-kisser]

Why can't he just be mine it's not fucking fair

[moonbyulsstuff]

Idk if it's just me but Eddie Dear gives Himbo energy, I can't look at this man and think "Himbo man!", like, I swear to god- Look at him!

Like cmon! You can't tell me this man does not give Himbo energy! I love him so much!

[fortpeat]

WHATTT!!!!!