#LIKE I SWEAR TO GOD
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Does anyone else read fics that have absolutely zero conflict? And it’s all just nice and sweet?? Because reality is just such a kick in the teeth?? No? Just me?
Like let me have my silly little guys and let them be in love with no trauma whatsoever, okay? Okay, great. Just let them be silly.
#it is what it is#ao3#fanfiction#fanfic#maraduers#dinluke#star wars#sterek#jegulus#like i swear to god#just let them be happy please😭#ao3 funny#ao3 fanfic#this is the sign that you have childhood trauma#I have conflict issues#😂#wolfstar#let them be happy#codywan#drarry#good omens#bagginshield#dc universe
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it is the most embarrassing, and humbling experience to search for smut for a certain character… only to find that no one else is horny for them.. like damn.. i’m weird, huh?
#hopefully this is relatable#omg how embarrassing would it be if this actually doesn’t happen to people 😭#in this instance i’m talking about..#sterling archer#😭#IF YOU DONT KNOW HIM#DO NOT GOOGLE HIM#I FEAR JUDGEMENT#but yeah he’s so#and he has such obvious mommy issues like#i could fix you baby#i could make you feel better#like i swear to god#all he needs is some praise and a good fucking#BUT APPARENTLY IM THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT#archer fx#archer tv show
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Not my art
Anyways, what yalls opinion about this guy?
#present mic#yamada hizashi#mha hizashi#bnha#villain present mic#my opinion is...#HES SO HOT#LIKE I SWEAR TO GOD#OH MY GOD#HES SO FINE#WHAT?!?!?!?#simp#im cryinf#i swear i will be deaf if i meet him#you dont even wana know how im gona get deaf#i swear#im a lesbian but oh my god#hes a lesbian breaker
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listen with the announcement in the direct im SO happy i moved from twt because if i had to see shitty "ttyd vs tok" "this is how paper mario is supposed to be" jokes / discourse made by dudebros far outside the demographic paper mario is meant to be for i'd simply have to become the next biggest slasher film villain and im Not even kidding
#the captain's rambles#pmtok#paper mario#paper mario the thousand year door#paper mario ttyd#nintendo direct spoilers#nintendo direct#like i swear to god#touch this holy land with your devilish opinions and tomfoolery i will Smite you with all ive got#like im happy ttyd is coming to switch but equally unexcited bc the majority of the ttyd fanbase is annoying nostalgia babies --#-- who clutch their pearls and scream bloody murder whenever newer parts of the franchise are ... gulps .... *different*#this is also a big day for one of my friends who fucking loves the x-nauts though :o) theyre gonna be so happy#no dudebros. no fucking dudebros /ref#i just Know a bunch of tasteless really awful “flexing” or bragging is gonna come from that side of the fanbase like STFU
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joshua don’t ever look at me like this ever again.
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me, minding my own business with a job and school and too many hobbies
y’all: 👀 so u like masks and heavy music right
me: shut up. shut up right now.
sleep token: bursts into my office, grabs me by the throat and slams me against a wall
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Where is Seiji's mom?
I really like knowing how a character grew up because it helps me know how to write them so in he case of Seiji's mom, it's always intrigued me as to where she is and why she is never mentioned in present moments.
In the comics, the parents day, when Nicholas talks about his mom, Seiji says his father has important things to do, not his parents. Seiji doesn't mention his mother at all. We know from the novels that his mom and dad are very happily married and there is a moment where Seiji says his parents run a successful company. However, Nicholas, in the novels, also notes Seiji gets rather pressed when asked about his parents. (Nicholas writes it to being afraid to disappoint them, which, I mean, yes).
Seiji only mentioning his father shows significance. We can cross out divorce knowing how strong Seiji's parent's relationship is, which means something likely happened to her. There's a moment in the second novel, right before the 'shut the hell up, Robert' moment, Seiji talks about his mother. It starts off with Seiji saying his mother and Jesse's were 'friends' maybe I just decided this was true without second thought, but, I'm pretty certain Jesse's parents are divorced. We know this moment happens when they're still little
We learn Seiji's memories of his mom, distinct ones, are from when he was little. The line "Seiji's father was the only one who could make her smile" also screams out to me. Maybe it's just a habit of mine, but when I write about a person not in another's life anymore, I write about their smile. That just sounds like she isn't in their life anymore. So, there's one of two theories I think plausible: his mom is just always busy being a big corporate boss so much Seiji can only remember her smile, or she's dead.
Seiji only ever calls his father, and on the phone calls with his dad, Koichiro only ever speaks in terms of himself. 'You want me to fund the France trip...." He doesn't make a comment about Seiji's mother and discussing things with her when it would make so much sense to include her. Seiji is their child, Koichiro wouldn't just not tell her about what is happening in Seiji's life. So he either knows she'll be on board with it, or he has no one to discuss their child with. He also says he must met Nicholas, no mention of Seiji's mom. Seiji's parent's meeting Nicholas is a big deal, so the fact Koichiro doesn't mention his wife wanting to meet Nicholas too is also odd.
My standing position is the Seiji's mom is dead, I don't think Koichiro would not include her in Seiji's life, that doesn't seem to be his character. Plus Seiji's memories of her, all of them mentioned, are from when he was much younger. Seiji not mentioning his mother in the comics and novels too is very interesting. Why would he solely mention his father? In every sense of his life. Why isn't she there? She's not even mentioned unless it's about the past.
#I've thought this for a while#and also#Jesse's parents are divocred#right?#like i swear to god#that's a fact??#anyway back to Seiji#he also says his father knows who Nicholas is#not his mother#not his parents#his father#i can elaborate#i really can#the complete lack of her at this moment in time is very odd#so I really think she's dead#my other theory could be arguable aside from the fact Koichiro would surely mention her#he's too in love with her not to??#fence comic#seiji katayama#fence#fence redemption#jesse coste#nicholas cox#robert coste#this has also been on my mind lately because I am absolutely not writing a fic about Seiji and Jesse's past
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Could somebody make a compilation of the Grim-Birdie's from Sonic Prime s3 charging but with the Cloaker sfx playing instead of the normal scream they did?
Thanks
#sonic prime#sonic prime spoilers#sonic prime season 3#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#payday 2#cloaker#like i swear to god#he kept getting jumpscared#slammed#bashed#birdie sonic the hedgehog
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so we can be real here , ashley and negan ( - @unsnare ) would have the most foulest of sexy times because they are both such fucking perverts lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo . ashley's just a lady about it xDDDDDD
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am leaving for the show I’m going to, if Tom moves then he’s out to get me
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Aight fellas i'm subjecting you all to my current au brainrot.
Superman/DC au
Connor is OG Superman and arrives on earth after the destruction of Krypton. His ship almost crashes into a police lieutenant's car as he and his 6-year old son are driving back home during an October night.
Hank Anderson never expected to be responsible for an alien toddler, and Cole never expected to suddenly be a big brother to an extraterrestrial. But Cole ain't complaining about it and Connor is just a kid who'll probably be put in a lot of danger on his own. And now Cole's looking at Hank with the puppy dog look that always seems to melt his heart. So who is he to say no?
So Connor grows up in the Anderson household, learning to hide his abilities while also trying to understand them. He doesn't know where he came from or why he's like this, and he spends his whole life believing he is the only one.
He has no interest in doing anything more with his time on Earth other than trying to live a normal human life (full of fear) and in the shadows. That is until one day he and Cole get into a car accident. If it wasn't for Connor's invulnerability, Cole would've died. And it's while they're at the hospital, getting Cole checked out and waiting on their dad to come get them, that Connor realizes that there are others in this world who aren't so lucky. He can't imagine what would've happened if he was never there to save his brother. And he knows that if he had never been sent to this planet, then Cole would be dead.
It's a thought jarring enough for him to decide that he can't live the rest of his life like this. He has to do something.
So.. he becomes a vigilante.
I have more thoughts on how Nines and Sixty are incorporated into this, and i have SO MANY thoughts on Connor growing up with Cole as an older brother and Dad!Hank!! I'll definitely be adding onto this ;)
also here's the goddamn photo that started this au idea below the cut:
#like i swear to god#once i saw this i couldn't stop my brain#it took the crumb and started zoomin#HERE YOU GO TRINITY#I SEE YOU#I ALSO SEE YOU TOO VEILDER#dbh#dbh au#dc
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I need a friend rn. Someone please hear me out. I know this may sound dumb.
... but is this a common tip. Does everyone know this. Is this a thing you're meant to learn when studying color theory. Did I somehow miss this bit of advice in every long ass color theory video I ever watched.
Because I read this tweet earlier today and now I've seen this trick in every damn piece of art today and its blowing my mind a lil bit
#maybe this isnt as crazy to everyone else as it is to me#but ive been raging over not understanding how to color for fucking EVER and I feel like this is the key Ive been missing#like I swear to god#the problem was always 'I know everything there is to know about colors and how they work together but Im still so fucking lost'#THIS WAS IT#I HOPE.#IM GOING TO GIVE COLORING ANOTHER SHOT#WE'LL SEE....#feli thoughts#art tips#art tutorial#twitter
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high and unbelievably horny
#rubi rambles ⋆。𖦹 °✩#the moment weed enters my body i become a cat in heat apparently#like i swear to god#need a nasty makeout sesh fr#and then ROUGH gay sex.#i want it soooo bad
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i just do not understand bitches who get salty about their significant others having friends. i literally get so stoked when my husband talks about his friends i wanna be like YES!! MORE AND MORE PEOPLE SHOULD ADORE YOU
#semi-related it is unreal how much pussy he'd get if we weren't married#like i swear to god#you know that post abt the cis guy bewildered at all the girls his transmasc roommate was bringing home#that'd be thurston he would blow these girls minds dude lmao
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me: why have i been turned on, wet af, clit n pussy throbbing, ready to be fucked for the last literal 6 hours straight?
me: *checks my cycle tracker and realizes i’m ovulating*
#like i swear to god#i’m literally just a creature#in heat again i guess -_-#i#mean this in the least kinky way possible
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#plse ignore i just need to vent#my bf hasnt messaged me in almost 5 hrs#and usually thats fine#causs he gives some indication that he'll be busy#but nothing and ive already been needy and clingy and shit with him#earlier this week and hes been great with it#but its also tiring#and i dont feel like texting him what hes doing#cause ive already sent random messages throughout#the day and i just#am so tired and i fucking hate time zones#and long distance#like i swear to god#this really is the last time i do long distance shit#cause it fucking sucks#and im just sad cause we before he moved we used to talk a lot#and same with when we got together#and i feel like i should be able to go a day without texting him#but i cant and it just sucks#fuuuckkk#ok im donw#*done
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