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phyuri 👩❤️💋👩
#look all of those ‘phils’ are angel striker aka phlondie aka blonde lesbian biker phil#get out of here with father philip ok sister daniel is a lesbian#and she’s dating phlonde#get out of here with your het catholic roleplay no men are allowed near sister daniel#she’s for the wlw and nblw and no one else#phil gets your filthy eyes off my wife she’s ours#love that usually phil is just phil who is blonde and then on very rare occasions when he looks butch and/or emo/edgy enough he’s Her#i love lesbians#BOTH THE JACKET IN THE OG PHLONDE PIC & TANK IN THE OUTFITS VID PIC SAY ANGEL ON THEM THE PHANNIE WHO NAMED ANGEL STRIKER IS A VISIONARY#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#sister daniel#angel striker#phlondie#phlonde#blasphany#phlesbians#amazingphil#phil lester#yeet my deet#danandphilgames#dip and pip#d&p#yeet my deenp#tit spoilers#terrible influence tour spoilers#the lesbification of dan and phil
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damn werewolves and their liberal agenda
#digital art#the quarry#Laura and max#laura kearney#max brinly#big gay het couple#absolutely not the shotgun she had in the game my bad guys I was too lazy to get a reference for it#the quarry fanart#art#fanart#procreate#so sad they didn’t let her keep her eyepatch swag#like good for u getting ur eye back and all but#you were way cooler without it Laura#I did not care for max at all at the start but he grew on me fast#dude was so unhelpful and pathetic good 4 him#laura x max#artists on tumblr#supermassive games#played quarry w bestie when he was here it was so silly
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silly jam
#metallica#james hetfield#pookie#hes so babygirl#thrash metal#80s thrash#80s metal#papa het#metal music#metalhead
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something kinda surreal and hilarious about seeing them posed with a tall generic straight white male who literally is just the actual boyfriend of a fan along for the ride
Source: @stylesdumbjokes
#them just sidled up to a handsome npc#is funny idk#dan and phil#tit tour#I guess it’s wrong of me to assume he is straight#just in a het partnership
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I think it's a bit funny I have seen spike been called both a trans man and a butch lesbian. the people may not be able to agree on a specific label here but the answer's certainly queer
#spike is NOT cis het okay at least one of these is different#thinking about that one article that opens with:#“there’s something so bizarrely… trans dare I say about spike the first moment he appears on screen (stay with me here)”#I have it saved I fuckin love that. idek is it an article? whatever I love it either way#ig gay man would be the other side of the spectrum not trans but you can pry sprusilla and spuffy from my cold. dead. hands.#spike btvs#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer
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HEAR ME OUT
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#finest man ever#he makes me feral#jamyz#sunglasses james hits like a truck#god dayum#james hetfield#metallica#papa het#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#i need him#james hetfield smut#james hetfield fanfiction#james hetfield x reader
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Just James having fun with his new toy haha
He looks so proud to have that, his smile is perfection lol
Found this on my Facebook
#metallica#james hetfield#papa het#he looks 🔥🔥🔥#he’s so silly#he’s just casually attractive#like look at him
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His he’s his legs he’s so legs long hands big veins he’s his arms big he’s so he’s so so so ughhhhhh 😩
#james hetfield#james hetfield fanfiction#james hetfield x reader#james hetfield x you#cliff burton#kirk hammett x reader#kirk hammett#metallica#lars ulrich#metallica fanfiction#papa het#papa het fanfiction#he’s so gorgeous#literally#I’m gonna time travel#and marry him#so I can have him then#and also now
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bike assessment in progress
#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#screencap#s07e04 “Massage Therapy”#wilson doesnt get it :(#do you think he chose his own bike in s8#that would kinda wrap his arc#and then theres symbolism#this is the same joke of gf dragging oblivious bf around shopping btw#and if were to extend it Wilson doesn't see the difference between het and metrosexual - very interesting
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BRING BACK HIS PIERCINGS
#excuse me he's so beautiful specially in that last pic like WHAT look at his eyelashes im tripping he's so cute i love him#james hetfield#metallica#papa het#80s metal
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We've arrived safely home, and he was a Very Good Boy. More after sleep.
#peafowl#peacocks#EUV#he's only het for it that's why he's blue#but he's going to make me some EUV hens next year i hope
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I’m going to get him pregnant
#He’s wife material#I’ll post the baby bump when I do#He’s caring the baby not me#james hetfield#metalica#papa het
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lord forgive me for i am about to sin 🙏🙏
i truly believe that during this specific era, james had the biggest size kink. so big it would drive him feral.
he’s just obsessed with making you seem small just so that he could take care of you in every way possible. he loves how his large hands can cover up almost your entire torso when he’s holding you, fucking into you.
he loves seeing his bulge appear in your stomach. it just makes him fuck you even deeper, wanting to see how big the bulge could get. or the way he rests his elbows on each side of you, trapping you and you try to claw onto him.
whenever you suck him off, he always has to bring his cock to your face, comparing you to him as he wonders how the fuck were you supposed to put all that in your mouth?? he spits over your lips, bringing his hand down to grab your jaw, forcing your mouth open with his thumb, making you suck on it. after he pulls his thumb out, he’d bring his tip, smearing his precum against your lips before motioning for you to open your mouth, tapping his cock on your tongue.
he couldn’t wait anymore, so without any warning, he thrusts himself into your mouth, making you gag. he sees the mark of your lipstick near his base, he lets out a breathy moan. you bring up both of your hands to stroke him, wanting him to feel as good as possible. he loves pulling out paint your face, wanting to make you look as messy as possible with your unruly hair and runny mascara and smeared lipstick. he spreads his cum all over your face, feeding some of it to you.
he remembers the time you wanted to be the one on top for once. you had never tried this position with him yet. he was so gentle, murmuring sweet words of encouragement. you were sat on top of him, knees on each side as you stroke his cock. when you’re ready, he has his hands on your hips, lifting you so he could set you on his dick very slowly. the sight was almost comedic, seeing your eyes pop out as you hiss from the stretch.
“it’s okay, sweet girl, take your time.”
you whine and whimper when you finally take all of him, causing james to groan as he brings his hand to the bulge that appeared in your stomach, rubbing his hand there and around your tummy. you were so tight around him, and he tried his hardest to resist the urge from fucking you at an inhuman pace, but with the way you were clenching around him, he couldn’t take it slow much longer.
he got up from the couch, effortlessly carrying you with him as he cradled you with one arm, and the other rests beside your head against the wall as he fucks mercilessly into you. you cry out, wrapping your arms around his shoulders as you muffle the sounds of your whines into the crook of his neck. it didn’t take long for the both of you to cum. he brings the hand that was resting against the wall and uses it to stroke your hair, mumbling sweet words as he peppers you kisses,
“you did so good for me, princess. i didn’t hurt you, did i?” he coos.
he continues to baby you, setting you on the couch to clean the cum from his thighs and from you. he lays down on the couch next to you, bringing you into his arms as you both fall asleep, his arm wrapping around the entirety of you.
this absolutely sucked i’m sorry but i just needed to get this out of my system.
#JAMES WITH A MOWHAWK DJDHRJSHDJ#HES SO YUMMY#i wanna be his sugar baby#or the bimbo gf that everyone hates#i need him so bad it’s actually concerning#dilf james#james hetfield#metallica#james hetfield smut#metallica smut#james hetfield fanfic#james hetfield metallica#james hetfield x reader#papa het
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Ok so a while back I had a conversation with my friend's aunt. She's a trans woman well into her 50, who has kids and grandkids, and she came out when she was in her 40's. Me and my friends were talking about our queer space, and mentioned the well known "token cishet man"
Now, I'm sure most of us have that guy in our friend group, and it was common for us to just call him the straight guy. But my friend's aunt offered a different perspective ; she once was that token cishet man in a queer group of friends. Getting categorized so strongly as "the cis straight guy" made it harder for her to come out and accept herself. Since that talk with her, I've been careful about it, and guess what? Two women I've once called "the straightest person I know" (different occasions, and it was high school) now have girlfriends! You literally cannot know if someone is queer, and honestly most people are not the straight cisest person out there.
Anyways I'm not very articulate and English is not my friend but like I think everyone would benefit from being a little more careful about the way we treat our "token straight guy", she might be thankful later!
#and like i get it ok having a str8 person in ur queer space and yadayada#but like! if theyre not causing shit!! they should be welcome! this might be their space as well!!#im a trans guy btw and everyone in this story is white so this is definitely not a universal thing#idk ive just seen how men are treated in queer spaces? not all obv but#like trans girls questioning their gender and not feeling ready to come out and tell people deserve to feel like they belong!!#idk idk#i was reminded of this conversation this weekend because i was like of well maybe hes trans has he thought about being a girl#and my friends all went “oh no impossible no no hes the most cis het man” like yea maybe i guess! but has he thought about being a girl
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James last night in Foxborough after fans sang "Happy Birthday" to him 🤍
#metallica#james hetfield#72 seasons#papa het#credits to original owner#i'm melting he's super cute 🥹#tried to edit watermarks for a better screenshot so sorry 🫣
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What in the toxic yaoi…..
#anthonn gremminger#marionetta#tonny marionetta#sahed marionetta#ringillusion#sahed x tonny#sahonny#bro it’s when I like tonny with sahed and julia more than sahed and julia together#maybe cause tonny is one of my favorite characters ever#pls pls pls plot twist where sahed actually likes Tonny but he confuses his feelings with julia as romance#PLS PLS IT’LL BE SO COOL#TOXIC YAOI THEY R EVERYTHING TO ME#or julia and tonny……. i will settle for them…#I finished reading all the released chapters#ITS THE WAY TONNY MAKES HER FEEL SAFE#is tonny fully innocent nah#i don’t trust him completely but he can do no wrong 😍 /j#he’ll protect her RAHHHH#It’s doomed het or toxic yaoi with me ig#or that strange doomed polycule#OH AND DOOMED YURI (Kamjul / Rainflower)
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