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THE BOYS 4.02 | Life Among the Septics
#why are they bullying my beautiful wife...#seth and evan ur nothing#but what made me gif this was him smiling proudly to himself as he listens in on them praising ryan😭😭#reason 2 was his expression as he stares at his reflection im sorry but it gets me so badddd its so funny#spiritually hes a teenage girl#anyway if it were up to me that would be the next HL meme#homelander#ryan butcher#ryan & homelander#the boys#the boys spoilers#theboysedit#the boys gifs
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NO FUKUNAGA, DONT DRINK THE GENDER FLUID, NOOOO
#fuck dude the woke left got him#I think they'd present masc equally as much but I was in the mood to draw dresses sooo#for some fucking reason tora's face was giving me hell which is so rude cause this post aint even about him#it still feels off tbh but i hate him so i will not fix whatever it is#he does not deserve his beautiful wife smh#fukunaga shouhei#yamamoto taketora#fukutora#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fanart#hq#my art
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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something
Some random guy: your majesty----
Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.
#the odyssey#epic the musical#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#Post-canon my beloved#Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and#2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much#Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this#The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy#Nobody tried to force the issue after that#The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag#This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out#Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him#He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it#Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person#Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons#First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac#Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married#Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot#(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion#It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair#Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed#Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love
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disciple Shen Jiu au except time is a circle and so upon his death post Bingge torture he wakes up as some random half demon (a baigujing/white bone spirit maybe?) orphan with the name Chun Shi and has his own system forcing him to reenter Qing Jing Peak as a disciple. Not knowing when in time he was born, thinks he's going to enter in the same generation as he did previously but instead finds himself in the same gen as Ning Yingying, Ming Fan, and Luo Binghe, and his own self is their Shizun!
He quickly tries to latch onto Ning Yingying. Unfortunately Luo Binghe has the same idea, and Ming Fan and their Shizun end up abusing the both of them for their proximity to her and for having the gall to even try to succeed. Binghe and Chun Shi grow to hate each other but share a strange camaraderie shrouded in competition.
And then their Shizun has a qi deviation, and Chun Shi, who is Shen Jiu, knows that thing is not himself.
He nervously and stressingly observed the changes and the immediate change in this Shizun towards Luo Binghe. With himself though, this Shizun seems to not recognize him at all. Before, Chun Shi never had plans to divert the fate of Shen Qingqiu, as he himself is Chun Shi, all he needs to do is save his own hide. He may be stuck on the peak thanks to his System but otherwise he can self-preserve to his hearts content.
But this "Shen Qingqiu" is different, and did nothing to build the demise that will face him in the future at the hands of Luo Binghe.
But this Luo Binghe seems dedicated to giving back a hundred fold the small kindnesses that he is now receiving, shamelessly worming his way into Shen Qingqiu's side. Chun Shi is not so motivated...
But he's always been invested in preserving the livelihood and face of Shen Qingqiu. He construes it as an extension of his selfish self preservation, it's not because he's grown greedy for the shelter and guidance and attention of this imposter peak lord who did nothing to deserve his position. He merely wants to know he could prevent his old fate, yes that's it. Nothing else.
And if he can outcompete that little beast of a shixiong for Shizun's affections, then that's an even sweeter plus! He seethed whenever he perceived a loss against him, and Ning Yingying has seemingly caught on to their rivalry, but Chun Shi, Shen Jiu, is a sore loser and won't let Luo Binghe win against him this time.
Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan, off to the side is merely charmed by this seeming mob character that's probably been influenced by his own actions into becoming a more prominent fixture of Qing Jing Peak and merely sees this as enrichment for a disciple Luo Binghe. If he has a training partner on his level, won't that promote further growth? So of course he'll invite both into the bamboo house, even if it becomes a little cramped. Brotherly companionship is valuable in these sorts of settings after all!
Eventually the Immortal Alliance Conference comes, and somehow they're both demons??? But the System only forces him to chuck Luo Binghe down into the Endless Abyss?? System I know Bingge has his destiny to achieve but isn't this blatant favoritism!? In what direction, Shen Qingqiu doesn't know, but either way Luo Binghe is gone to them, his loyal filial lotus dead, but Chun Shi, an evergreen pillar of a pine tree, stays by his side.
Chun Shi is gleefully grateful. Guilt twinged in his heart a bit for unknown reasons, but he knew he could nurture his dear imposter self back into happiness. If he's happy, then they can continue their life, both stuck on Qing Jing Peak as they are.
And when the time comes, he can protect him against that grown wild animal they used to keep as a pet, or even properly domesticate it as a gift to Shizun, yes that will do. Leash and chain it to the mountain peak as a little lap dog of a plaything for his husband. What a nice thing to look forward to.
#svsss#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#shen jiu#my text#my fic#more like fic concept#scumcum#jiuyuan#bingqiu#bingjiuyuan#disciple shen jiu happily becomes sy!sqq's second husband while also simultaneously managing to put a ring on his finger first#he just wins like that#i like to think that this sj aka Chun Shi gets a perverse miserably joyful ache whenever he sees sy!sqq interact with yqy and lgq#he even hates sqq for it. for being so much more lovable. all the more reason to attic wife him#chun shi before the qi deviation transmigration: i hate this ignorant scum Shen Qingqiu and hate myself for ever having been him!#chun shi after the qi deviation transmigration: i hate shen qingqiu for being so lovable bc i see myself as unlovable-#-so i must steal him from the world and never let anyone win his heart!
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me when im in a being a xander defender competition and my opponent is david
#MY BEAUTIFUL AMAZING GORGEOUS WIFE and david is here too ig#new chapter was SO FUNNY LMAO like its basically david being normal about xander while others are fighting for no fucking reasons and charl#s just trying to fucking WORK#i hope david gets hit by a truck for trying to take my place as a xander apologist number one. like genuine question what is wrong with him#why cant he be normal just for a second we get it you want xander#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#anridraws#danganronpa despair time#drdt#xanvid#xander matthews#david chiem#danganronpa
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JEAN VICQUEMARE - "She was incredibly fuckable. A beautiful bourgeois woman. Waifish. Like a *welkin* basically."
CONCEPTUALIZATION - Snow Welkin. Blonde Welkin...
#POV you offer to try out role play to spice things up (since you just got on anti depressants and can’t get it up anymore)#but he just wants to dress you up like his ex wife#sorry but it is my JOB on this website to both sexualize and feminize Jean Vic#disco elysium#jean vicquemare#harry du bois#jeanharry#my art#de#all im saying is Jean has blond wigs on hand for REASONS
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Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.
His grey hairs are so earned
#Chilchuck tims#dungeon meshi#analysis#HAPPY CHILCHUCK DAY#You know what yeah understandable have a good day#Alcohol be a ticket straight to chilling out town I suppose#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Thinking on if I should split my family masterpost into diff posts for max reach hmm#I’m def editing in the second page into that post that “I’ve got three people to think of here” sounds sooo much like that’s#how he’d think about it in a family setting as well. He works so hard for them 🥺#I could have put 100 pics on this post to justify everything I mentioned but this is a speedrun for a reason. I’m planning so many#compilations rn i need a break from rereading lol#He’s just here to do his work!! He just wanna do his work!!!#I’m always rotating him in my brain like rotisserie chicken :( Hopefully this doesn’t sound disjointed or insane to average readers#He’s always on his guard so he has a short fuse and his type of humor & liking for snarky remarks doesn’t help#Also bc he knows nothing lasts he has a very work hard play hard mentality where ‘dying doing something you love. Like drinking’#is nice in his opinion#This post makes it all sound so dry. Chilchuck is so messy thinking about him is thrilling I swear. This is concise but at what cost…#OH ALSO he has weird self-hate issues where he really values his skills but devalues himself on a personal level.#‘I am a coward. I only care about myself. I cheated on my wife (lying for no reason)’ etc etc#Can’t disappoint people and make them leave you if they already have no expectations and esteem of you 😏💡#Laws are important to him bc he knows how bad punishment is if you break them and how they’re the key to getting better rights
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he makes this joke every time.
#sissel#yomiel#ghost trick#ghost trick phantom detective#ghost trick spoilers#art#my art#fanart#comic#halloween 2023#bad horrible pun this joke has to have been done to death already#you wouldn't believe how long it took me do to the ghost world on god#all done in the mac equivalent of ms paint btw. yes those transparent people were painstakingly drawn by hand.#sissel thinks he's hilarious but it's not like anyone can see his jokes. his talent is being WASTED.#there's a reason sissel is purple yes.#the kids go “nice costume” to yomiel every time. he's not wearing a costume.#depending on when you think this takes place it's absolutely hilarious#pre-canon? dead man answering the door (interrupted from plans of revenge) and getting his fashion sense annihilated by preschoolers.#post-canon? catsitter forced by wife to go answer the door and getting verbally destroyed by kids because she knew it'd be funny#deserve#no watermark or signature because i forgot again. and because it'd look out of place#the big brain play is to make a joke so bad they won't wanna steal and reupload your stuff anywhere#took off the halloween tag bc there are GT spoilers
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a few experimental ducks in dresses originally made to mess with some brushes, then some palettes, then some textures...
do yourself a favor and listen to some caro emerald while you look at these ones lol!
#dhmis duck#dhmis#my dhmis postings#me art#GENUINELY REALLY LOVE THESE LOL#givin duck a wig im getting further and further from canon as we speak /j#HE WEARS ONE IN JOBS IM ALMOST RIGHT OKAY#as usual all the fits are based off real 20s fits so if u wanna see the OGs lmk i have them all lol#INCLUDING THE SWIMSUIT THAT SHOWS ONLY THE SIDE OF UR ASS FOR SOME REASON?? PAIRED WITH A FUCKIN FUR COAT. I SWEAR THATS REAL#its real and also he WOULD#this is going in my collection of drawings i make and scream at the screen RG YOU DONT DESERVE HIMMM DUCK WIFE ME UP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#I WOULD TREAT YOU RIGHT BABY!!!!!!#then suddenly i blink and im like hu.h. what. and the drawings are completed#i forget im not genuinely into him sometimes
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I don't even know what to caption, I just fucking adore this mf. I infused all my adoration into a screenshot re-draw. Watch this show please, please, please, please, please, please. It's incredible to me.
#i need him. WHO SAID THAT? ME! I SAID THAT. I NEEEEEED HIM.#and not even for the whole monster-fuckery reasons. that's false. just look at him. caring. incredible. sillay. babygirl material right her#like look at him. literally ideal.#he said no one would want him as a wife. false. i'm proposing today.#kafka ilysm#okay fine i'll stop. UGH.#digital art#procreate art#fanart#kafka hibino#kn8#kn8 fanart#kaiju no 8#digital illustration#digital artist#my fanart#digital fanart#screencap redraw#screenshot redraw#screenshot repaint#okay enough Official tags. i fucking love this show.#legit had to stop myself from binging the manga in 3 days so i watch the show every week.#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡
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me when i remember that suguru geto was always loved, even after defecting, even after dying, he was always loved more loudly than anyone else in jjk and he will be forgiven for dying again and again
#ough#missing my wife . thinking of my wife#will always kill me how he is so defined by love and the bonds he left behind him#the fact that gojo and shoko loved him . that he was yaga’s biggest regret . that his family would continue to speak their love for him#out loud .#that one chapter with miguel and larue in shinjuku will always be one of my favorites#’we all loved suguru-chan’……..#he was so loved . and so loved for a Reason#it’s more than just charisma#it’s warmth#TAT#anyway im fine sorry#ari noises ✩
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leaks from the anime post bnha 430……. #REAL #NOTFAKE
#dabihawks#tododeku#bnha 430#mha 430#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#boku no hero academia#keigo takami#touya todoroki#shoto todoroki#izuku midoriya#now I’m going to tag the fankid. the old art is terrible do not perceive it#kaito todoroki#hishiro todoroki#SO WHAT IM PROPOSING IS……#hawks goes to work with ochako on the quirk counseling business rather than wtf he’s doing on the ranking system#dabi lives and is reformed and gets plastic surgery (but wants to keep some of his scars as a statement…) and he works with natsuo#he and natsuo have a soba shop. that only sells soba and boba#still trying to decide if Hishiro is a dabihawks kid or natsuos kid#hence why hawks doesn’t say ‘son’#I also think endeavor isn’t done with his bs and before his . UGH. ‘redemption’ signed a quirk marriage pact for Shoto#shoto and his wife (haven’t decided on a name yet but she’s ballin) try to make it work but they realize it just. it doesn’t#BUT OOPS SHE WAS PREGANTE. and she figures Shoto would. honestly be fine raising the kid there’s danger out there in the states#shoto’s also winding down on heroism bc it’s really. honestly I think he would also like to work at a soba shop#he doesn’t. but. I feel like there’s a reason he just mainly goes on midnight patrols yk?#anyway he and deku raise the kid . the mom’s involved as much as she can be while being the . yeah I think she would be the most famous hero#in the United States . good for her …. good for her………#if you wanna see me elaborate…… u know what to do… hit up that inbox#or if u wanna know what happened to the rest of class 1-a in my future au……
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FIL loves to call us on this trip. He’ll call about everything. We’ll drop them off to rest at their hotel so we can all chill out for a while and he’ll call. He’ll call multiple times ten minutes apart to ask about the same thing we already clarified yesterday. It is more annoying than I can possibly convey to have to repeat every trip detail five million times because he’s not listening to his wife who remembers the details.
Woke up to a missed call and thought, thank you Do Not Disturb mode. You’re a hero.
#ramblies#have told him we’re not up before 8 but the fact he called at 7 just seems so rude#he didn’t know my phone wouldn’t wake me up#fully ignoring him cause my wife is still asleep and I’m exchsusted and he’s just gonna fretfully ask what time we’re leaving again#when we established 11 clearly several times yesterday#his wife knows the time we said but he won’t listen to her he just calls and we can hear her in the background trying to reason with him
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Yeah, Armand sold Louis out and directed a play for him, Claudia, and Madeleine to die in. Sure, he didn't save Louis during the play.
But have you considered that he feels really bad about it? Have you thought about that?
#iwtv#amc iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv 2022#iwtv series#armand le russe#i stand with my cancelled wife#he had his reasons and i forgive him#armand the vampire#btw my armand apologia is a joke#he's evil i just love him lol
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am I the only one who’s insane about how in 12 final days when roger is at his anxious peak about the beginning of the laver cup, apprehensively approaching and greeting the group of players in the event center, djokovic is the one to let him know impartially that he is wearing a tux shirt and not a suit shirt, wherein roger still has the time to go change which he does, and this is right after the movie frames the still remaining tense dynamic between the two and djokovic’s vaguely inexplicable and ambiguous reason for showing up today
… …. like it’s the fact that is showing up for roger and being friendly and sympathetic and in moments like these, roger visibly awkward and not knowing where they stand, he is almost tender and all signs point to positive relationship, but he also somehow holds a relaxed almost pleased air throughout the flurry of everyone crying and mourning …
#idk like something about this…#nole never fails to ride the line of I am your enemy and for that reason I will care for you like I would my favorite toy#something something vamos nole#not even going to get into how this relates to the moment where roger later says he made novak cry in personal conversation later#sometime after the final match#and how THAT relates to roger saying theres only two people that could get him to break his wife and rafa and distinctly NOT djokovic#whatever#tennis#roger federer#novak djokovic#rafael nadal#fedole#laver cup#laver cup 2022#twelve final days#fedal#if ur not understanding why I tag this fedal then u r missing that every red thread should have a person in the middle getting choked by it
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Diomedes: Odysseus! I need your help! Nestor's in trouble! Odysseus:
(Book 8 of the Iliad)
#*points to the asshole who abandons and bitches at his comrades when they ask for help and cries all the time*#“That one's my favorite🥰”#the little fucked up wife man >:D#Nestor and Odysseus are both 'storytellers'. I know he's there with Palamedes during the plow thing in SOME versions but idk if THAT'S#maybe the reason why he doesn't give a fuck???#Diomedes is so nice. :) He's killed so many people and is an amazing warrior but he's also really nice. he tries to save people even#if he puts himself at risk#Mad rambles#iliad#the iliad#diomedes#odysseus#shot by odysseus#tagamemnon#greek mythology
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