#hes literally remus

[princeloww]

Why is Davis from Black Mirror literally Remus Lupin ???

[outromoony]

I just love that part in fics when Remus realizes he's in love with Sirius, and instead of being bashful or cute, his internal monologue is just, 'FUCK, I'm in love with Sirius Black.'

[aeteut]

The love drunk in Remus’s eyes gazing at the prettiest star; he breathes Sirius.

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

[kaaaaaaarf]

Was no one gonna tell me that Esteban Kukuriczka was just out there being Remus Lupin, or....?

[b0wi3sgir1]

Marauders and Reg group chat

Remus: who the fuck added me to the group chat?

Sirius: >:O language.

Regulus: yeah watch your fucking language.

Sirius: OKAY WHO TAUGHT REGGIE TO SAY THE FUCK WORD?!

Peter: ‘the fuck word’

James: You guys use the f word all the time??

Regulus: Merlin’s beard you don’t have to censor it.

Peter: say fuck James.

Regulus: Do it, James. Say fuck.

[accio-sriracha]

"Not to sound like a slut or anything but can I please peel your orange for you?"

Sirius Black to Remus Lupin at some point, probably.

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

I am so sorry but Remus John Lupin was not a sex god. Bro had never even seen a dick until Sirius. He was genuinely a little bit afraid of it the first time (it’s okay, though, because Sirius was very sweet and patient, of course). He thought people kissing in books was wild and sexual. He turned into a tomato and hid his face whenever there was a kiss in movies. He took things so slowly with Sirius that Sirius had to ask if he ever wanted to have it or if he was asexual or something. Then, once he got a taste, he became the most insatiable thing ever, practically begging for it every night.

[elilelibeli]

When Regulus starts dating James, Barty and Evan are super iffy with him. They are like complaint machines thinking James is this judgy goody two shoes guy. So one time James is hanging out with them alone so he can “win them over” but Barty and Evan have this secret agenda to mess with James and scare him or wtv.

So they take him to get drugs, they are thinking that James will get scared to meet their dealer who has face scars and always grumbles and doesn’t say two words to them. Barty and Evan are intimidated by him, but at the same time they have a huge crush on the dude cause he is scary and quiet and fucking hot. So they say to James something like “if you get weed from this super scary dealer you will prove to us that you are not some uptight softy” James is super intimidated at first but then he overhears Barty and Evan saying how The Wolf will scare James and The Wolf this and The Wolf that so James knows exactly who they are meeting, but he shuts up to win against Barty and Evan in their own game.

So they go to meet the infamous Wolf and Barty and Evan stay behind so James can go and meet the scary guy alone. When they see the Wolf approaching with his usual grumbling they snigger and wait for the show.

But instead of usual, cold and intimidating interactions they see the big and scary Wolf fucking smile.

“Oh Jamie (Jamie?? What the fuck?) what are you doing here, I thought I was meeting the blond kid and his weird boyfriend.(boyfriend?? What the hell?)”

“Oh Hi Moons (Moons??? For gods sake what the fuck is going on? how does James know this guy?), yeah the weeds for them, just asked me to get it for them, some kind of test I think, they are Reg’s friends.”

“Oh fuck Sirius is going to kill me, his baby brother’s best friends are my best clients.”

“Well, he will love the new bike you paid with their money tho.” (Fuck even Regulus’s brother knows this guy????)

As Barty and Evan look back and forth at Moons (?) and Jamie (????) hugging (???????) and each others dumbfounded faces, they realize that James is not a goody two shoes, he definitely isn’t what they thought and they will definitely be getting on well with him and his super hot, weed dealing, weird nickname having friends.

[let-roman-bite-someone]

i see a lot of people saying that Remus is the embodiment of intrusive thoughts, or that he is Thomas's intrusive thoughts, and i just want to remind y'all he's not.

he is Creativity, or more accurately, Forbidden Creativity. his job is intrusive thoughts. intrusive thoughts are something that he creates, knowingly or unknowingly, but he is not them. just like how Virgil is the root of panic attacks but he is not the embodiment of panic attacks alone. and Patton is the core of Thomas's emotions, but he is not one emotion.

[alltoounwellll]

guys plz stop with the “I hate feminine sirius” I’m tired

[moonlightdancer26]

Hello, why do people who say Snape outed Remus out of spite still exist? I thought we all knew that it was because Remus quite literally endangered the lives of all the students, of Harry (who Snape literally swore to protect), of the staff, and of Severus himself.

If he truly wanted to out Remus out of spite, why couldn’t he have done it when he was a Death Eater and Remus was an Order Member, when Dumbledore no longer had any control over Snape’s actions and when he and Remus were on opposite sides of the war? Why couldn’t he have done it at any point throughout the year in PoA? Why did he only expose Remus after he found out that Remus endangered students’ lives by not only forgetting the complicated potion Snape took the time to brew for him, but by also purposefully holding back info that could’ve prevented Sirius Black (who everyone, including Remus, believed was a mass-murderer) from entering the castle and hurting/killing students? Do you believe that’s merely some coincidence?

Say whatever you want about Snape, but one thing about him is that he will NOT stand for anyone endangering the lives of his students, especially not Lily’s son. He prioritises safety above all else. He may be an asshole to his students, but he’ll protect them with his life. The fact that he only outed Remus once he knew what Remus did should tell you enough, I don’t know why people choose to live in denial over this debate even though it’s practically spelled out to us in the text. It makes sense for a kid reading PoA to think “wow! Snape is so mean for that! How could he do that to Professor Lupin?!!” but for grown adults to still think this? It’s ridiculous.

And to the people who think “Oh yeah Snape totally outed Remus because he lost the chance of receiving an Order of Merlin,” did this part of The Prince’s Tale chapter completely fly over your heads:

There was a long pause, and slowly Snape regained control of himself, mastered his own breathing. At last he said, “Very well. Very well. But never — never tell, Dumbledore! This must be between us! Swear it! I cannot bear . . . especially Potter’s son . . . I want your word!”

“My word, Severus, that I shall never reveal the best of you?” Dumbledore sighed, looking down into Snape’s ferocious, anguished face. “If you insist . . .”

This simply goes to show how little Snape antis actually understand Snape’s character. He wanted no one to know of the good things he’s done. He never did anything for positive attention or praise, and he certainly would not expose Remus out of pure spite of having lost his opportunity to win a stupid award.

[gabihime-jegulusseeker]

wolfstar + regulus

Sirius: Remus and I are adopting a kid!~

Regulus: that's great-

Sirius & Remus*slamming adoption papers on the table* It's you, sign here

(I've seen this trope so much lately and i love it, Sirius and Remus being regulus """parents""" its so funny to me)

[sandersontheside]

I can’t stop thinking about Remus representing jealousy and envy, in the same way Roman isn’t just creativity, he’s also ego, pride, and passion. It always felt a little lopsided to me that they were halves a whole, and yet Roman has all this extra stuff. But what if Remus has some extra stuff of his own, things that mirror Roman’s extra stuff. 

Consider the feeling you get when you work very hard on something creative, something you’re proud of, only for your work to be passed over for someone else. Consider the envy you might feel when someone else succeeds in the same area you wish you could. Even when it’s a friend, someone you care about, that feeling creeps up sometimes. Don’t you deserve the recognition just as much as they do, if not more? Or maybe, they made something better than you, and you wish it was yours. Either way, that’s envy. Wanting something someone else has. 

Alternatively, consider jealousy, in a romantic sense. The moments when your partner seems to click with someone else, or someone flirts with them, or they’re just plain spending more time with other people than you. It happens, it’s normal. But you can’t help that niggling sense of jealousy in the back of your mind, fueled by insecurity and fear of losing the one you love, that some might take what’s yours away from you. Maybe you imagine in great detail what they’re doing right now, or any number of scenarios in which they leave you or cheat on you. You know you’re being irrational, but even so it’s hard to put those thoughts to rest. 

In both cases, these aren’t wanted feelings, but they’re there anyway, a lot like intrusive thoughts (and in fact in some situations they can be a form of intrusive thought!), and they’re also both extensions of things that Roman represents. Envy and jealousy are both forms of desire tempered with ego and insecurity.

So, where Roman is pride in your work, and desire and passion for your partner, and Remus is wondering why someone else got rewarded for their work and you didn't, and the fear someone will take away the one you love.

In other words, Remus makes you green with envy.

[remuslupin-reincarnated]

remus lupin hc’s !!!!!

he IS tall and idc what ANYYYONE says! like atleast 6’4

smoker. cmon hes a probably angsty teen who becomes a werewolf once a month, he needs to calm down SOMEHOW

bisexual ohh yeah

really messy but in a tidy way… make sense? probably not butttt……

if someone tells him hes worse than someone else he gets SO upset

always taking naps

oh god he swears so much. two cuss words each sentence pretty much

the hat considered putting him in ravenclaw

but it found too many gryffindor qualities

the mastermind behind literally everything

never cries in front of anyone no matter what.

he does cry in his bed when everyone has gone to sleep tho :(

he has a very specific eye color - like an odd but gorgeous mix of brown, green and gold

sandy curls.

he goes to lily every time the other lads are pissing him off (multiple times a day)

he has a really good glare… very much effective

also a resting bitch face…

left handed

judges people so fast and immediately hates people - probably done subconsciously bc he’s afraid of getting close to someone and then getting hurt

he smells really… comforting? like in a nostalgic type of way that just warms your heart

top tier pessimist

welsh!!

he had such a strong welsh accent during first year and after every break - no one could understand him

he wants academic validation but he does nothing to achieve it a lot of the time because he’s just so tired

he always feels left out even if its with his absolute closest friends

such a bitch in the morning… he’s just too tired to care

he’s an incredibly sarcastic person like the lads constantly need to tell him to cut it when its to an annoying classmate

he’s such an antagonizer whenever him and sirius are fighting

literally he eggs sirius on so much (sirius does the same tho)

he does “mean things” to people but he does them in such a calm way. like he’ll be smiling and at the same time hexing someone

he has a sleeper build. cmon he’s a werewolf lets be real

also he’s a 0-100 in a second type of person. he’s either SO chill or SO crazy

he has this smile that only his closest friends and family get to see - its so cute

all his books are battered. you can tell they’ve been carelessly read sooo many times

[stargazingtranquility]

James: *frolicking through hogwarts*

Sirius, Remus, and Peter: *on guard, ready to protect their golden retriever sunshine boy at all costs*

[serenisastar]

Chat I’ve discovered something. The name Conan means wolf/hound and gray well that’s literally just another shade of black

Conan Gray means black dog