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"my wife's in jail"
#he spent a good 5 min snuffling at the bars mournfully#the door is less than a foot away and open btw#hes just not bright#bunblr#bunnies of tumblr#spindle#nima
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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
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I love it when people draw Robin!Dick as a little creepy unsettling child like yes he embodies the blue eyed stare and moves in ways humans were never meant to move in and he never really grew out of it. Like the bright colours, the flips and the quips are so deceiving he’s so unsettling in the way no other Robin could quite replicate. I just know every criminal breathed a sigh of relief when he finally outgrew the tights.
#like GIVE ME BABY DICK WITH WIDE BLUE EYES AND A WIDE SHARP SMILE#I think he got genuine glee out of beating up criminals#yes Batman is scary hiding in the shadows where you never know if he’s there but like. Robin dick is so much scarier#the kid in bright colours cackling while shattering your collarbone with a flip kick#criminals begging Batman to send them to jail JUST KEEP HIM AWAY#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfam#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#dick grayson#nightwing
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If there were stealth segments… Cue the mgs exclamation sound whenever an enemy spots them. ❗️😂
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#DAtV#Emmrich volkarin#Lucanis dellamorte#da spite#da rook#xren ingellvar#my art#it’s an idea that I keep forgetting to draw#but has been on my mind for so long ahxisbs#just thinking of dragging Emmrich into a stealth quest#or a crow job#and he’s just alerting literally everyone with how bright and jangly he is#ray of sunshine necromancer fr
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*Alice voice* "Pick up, Sam. Pick up. It’s on Santa's Sleigh, It’s on Santa's Sleigh!"
#the magnus archives#my arte#jonathan sims#spoilers?#i guess#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#monster jon#tma#I love him#Happy Holidays!!!!!!#I did this during a one hour creative sprint with my pals#it was Holiday themed ofc#tma jmart#its implied#get Martin out of the computer!!!#hes stuck in there#I designed Jon's sweater *heart emogee*#just a little guy#sorry for the bright ass white background
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whats more disgusting is that he deliberately switched to english around other people so they would understand. to embrass Max in front of them even more.
#Max probably learned insults in english before everything n this makes me... he was just a baby. with chubby cheeks and bright eyes#max verstappen
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bark bark
#mingi#song mingi#ateez#ateez mingi#ateez gifs#ateezedit#just turn down the brightness and look from far away and these will actually look alright#but damn he looks so fine!!!#*gifs
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class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhfy#fhsy#fhjy#riz gukgak#gorgug thistlespring#kristen applebees#figueroth faeth#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#my class swap stuff! oh yeah I think I got a tag for that I'll call that#fh class quangle#gna slowly go back and get that tag on relevant posts too. for organization's sake#even tho I didnt really intend this blog to be that kinda blog lmao. we were all just gonna be out here dealin with that at our own pace#anyways uh! they! u know all the lore for the designs already I put em in tags. but otherwise this also collects like the#color keys kind of for these. mostly the things that change between designs#doing this did make me realise half of these are a Lot more consistent in color keys than the other half lol#like kristen's palette stays pretty much the same. and fabian's. the hit's mostly in the construction#a lot of this is overall like an exercise in remembering what high schoolers would actually wear and how to work in Costume pieces#on this point at least I straight up have No relevant recollection lmao all the basic education establishments I went to have uniforms#and outside of school I was. well kind of a shorts and tee guy. so#on that topic I feel like fabian's is the furthest stretch lmao. like if a guy in high school wears the same bright yellow raincoat#to school every day that's like. people would Not like that guy. fabian really is saved by being cute and a rogue#he will still have stans when he's deep in his fishing arc in junior year he's the manic pixie dream bf#anyways uh. things to do! stuff to get done. sleep first tho. have a good night lads#I have not caught new nsbu yet! seems I mostly catch them like two to three days late nowadays.#so please uhh. don't reply on my posts with nsbu spoilers? we are all excited and having fun but that's rude#ok thank u. signing off for the day have a good night#!!
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theyre insufferable
#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#erik lehnsherr#charles xavier#magneto#professor x#snap sketches#i sketched this before bed but then spent all day drawing it and rendering it and deciding i didnt like it wholly rendered !!!!!!!#so minimal lighting it is. even then idk if im happy but im happy enough with it#this was simply inspired by the fact i have decided 'charles' is erik's favorite word and he definitely slurs it a lot when drunk#i would like to make a cutesy comic with that in mind ...... for now we'll just take this cozy thing#forcing myself to post this so i dont stress bout small thigns i dont like cause this was just suposed to be a qucik warm up !!!!!!#ik people often compliment my bright colors so it felt strange tryna mellow it out for this … i like it tho ..#i should try it more… dkdODJSK
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the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)
god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah
#my love affair with the particular psychological damage bull has got going on continues unabated it Compels me#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#iron bull#AS IF you'd forget josephine's name even if you were just the successful mercenary captain you pretend to be you motherfucker!#the way he subtly controls the tone of that whole conversation is so fucking elegant and cool#say what you want about him and even though it's destroyed his soul bull does know how to do his job#(also the 'could've just been a guy in a spiked helmet orlesians aren't too bright' dig if you're adaar is just *chef's kiss*)
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The idea that Duke is the super well-behaved and rule-following kid is really funny to me cause like, have you read Robin War? His bit in that book opens with him being arrested for wearing red shoes (long story, just know he was also wearing a red hoodie that apparently wasn't a problem) and he explains step by step to the cop exactly how he plans on escaping before executing that escape perfectly by jumping off a bridge. He fought an armored Jim Gordon, the Court of Owls, and Damian who had been manipulated into joining the Court. Duke managed to talk Damian down while getting his ass kicked and then kinda befriended the kid after. He also has defied Batman several times and was proven to be right. All with a healthy dose of sass.
But also I do like lil rule-following sweetheart Duke so I have a proposal. Duke Thomas who follows the rules he agrees with. Most of the time, he's the sweet little angel in the manor. He's polite, he's well-mannered, he's kind, and he does what he's told. However that's only because everything aligns with what he believes to be the right path. The moment Bruce makes a bad call or order, Duke takes it to 11 and becomes more impossible to order around than Jason. Chaotic Good Duke.
#even Wayne Family Adventures has a kind shy boy Duke and not the foul-mouthed asskicker#which to be fair the batfam already has plenty of those#all im saying is it takes a lot of spine to be THE gotham daytime vigilante#the wayne family#batfamily#batfam#the waynes#batman wayne family adventures#wayne family adventures#duke thomas#signal dc#robin#robin war#we are robin#batman family#batman#i mean i know the cop was just using the robin laws as an excuse to arrest a black kid#but i just thought it was funny he pointed to the shoes and not the bright red fucking hoodie#the signal#dc comics
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Alfred, in full butler garb complete with white gloves, vigorously shaking a metal cocktail shaker: and would you like your blend of HGH, BCAA’s, and creatine up today, or on the rocks, sir?
#is this funny to anyone else or just me#alfred refuses to offer a smoothie on principle lol#he refuses to use a blender#he insists on blending Bruce’s experimental preworkout via cocktail shaker and nothing else#batman#bruce wayne#dc#alfred pennyworth#Bruce with his head on the table: ….up please#alfred: *garnishing the bright fluorescent pink preworkout martini with a lime twist*#‘excellent choice sir’
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Misunderstandings part 1/3
This is what happens when you don't talk to each other, boys.
@i-am-as-normal-as-you-are commissioned this one, and as you can see, it will have three parts, so go thank Haunted if you like it!
#dbda#dead boy detectives#payneland#reverse verse#rv!charles' fucked up train hell from wrath#and him assuming that payne went through the same things#so of course he has to be strong and endure it!#i mean edwin doesn't even look bothered by it so surely he can do this too#might need a bit of hand holding tho#just for a moment#aaaand for the first time we have rv!edwin calling him mate!#felt like the right time#on the bright side at least the train is not very crowded?
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most feared duo in yokohama
#pleuart#pleucas#bsd#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#chuuya#chuuya nakahara#dazai#skk#soukoku#chuuyas bike is so underrated and absurd#i know that it’s a very heartfelt and important gift but i see it as support for his descent into hedonism#if dazai can’t drive a car he sure as fuck can’t ride a bike or motorcycle#sorry for the inaccurate motorcycle anatomy#i had to make it so that a racing bike would fit two people :c#and apologies for the lack of horrific bright magenta#it just didn’t fit the color scheme 😔
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i forgot to post this during june but i think one of the reasons qsmp was so important was how unapologetically Gay it was
for starters, the number of creators and admins involved who are irl queer of some variation, just chilling in a place where any kind of phobia would get Philza's legendary ban hammer faster than you could say "rainbow jelly"
and then the characters.
i remember showing up that first day and being shocked that somehow foolish had an ex-boyfriend already (I had missed the squidcraft lore apparently)
that server. gay. all the gay. all kinds of gay.
govermentally assigned platonic husbands that stayed together the whole time (despite one of them being gone for months at a time), not a chance in hell of infidelity. Proud fathers of two wonderful children.
governmentally assigned partners who yelled full volume at each other about cheating any time they were in the room together and between the two of them killed two children.
a grieving father and ex-convict becoming one of the most solid couples in the server, with a beautiful wedding and consistent public displays of affection via the in-game chat.
a demon ashamed of who she was and a lonely detective struggling with family trauma, now with a lil girl of their own, to love together and take care of, with more moms than could ever allow the little girl to ever be lonely herself.
a 2b2t warrior coming to terms with his sexuality with the support of his beautiful baby boy at his side, slowly but surely opening up to his eventual Brazilian Boyfriend. Where they went from the most cautious couple (baby steps) to the most sickeningly sweet couple on the server.
- and this list doesn't even scratch the surface.
gay characters, trans characters, ace characters, aroace characters, gender fluid characters, all kinds of relationships and families.
all presented without negativity or shame.
the point of the server was to exchange languages and cultures, without the biases and barriers seen so much in both the content creator scene and the wider world.
it also had a beautiful little side effect, practically by accident.
our lgbtqsmp.
#meant so fucking much to me#qsmp#qsmp pride#death duo#misclick duo#guapoduo#teaduo#hideduo#as a core memory i just remember how seriously cellbit took his characters relationship with roiers#it wasnt just a joke. it wasnt just a bit. he was writing a love story for his character that was meant to mean something.#maybe im too used to mainstream media treating queer relationships as less important. or never developing them as much as straight ones.#so this server full of the gayest lil cubitos around did a lil healing on my gay lil heart :)#qsmp lore#life's just a lil more bright with a lil bit of rainbow ya know?#lgbtqsmp#and then also tubbo having a lil vomit anytime hideduo looked at each other while fogetting how humans speak whenever fred looked at him#frubbo
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swear to god i saw the coolest guy ever while i was leaving work
#no clue what shoes they even were i just remember they were bulky and bright red and had spikes. dude got the zhao shoes but in red#realistically he could have been anyone but he was leaving a law office so in my head he was Sonic the Lawguy
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