#hes a gay man for sure

[mr-not-null]

Both of them are described as "bad with girls"

I wonder whyyy

[wasabi-gumdrop]

(slips this under ur door) pls read dunmesh

[bunnieswithknives]

Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut

What a mess

[buqbite]

part 1 (on VA and being better than humans)

part 2 (on welt and being just a human)

[hostilecandle]

Watched The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent today and this was the exact moment I fell in love with this dumbass omg 😭

[ultravioletbrit]

“threat” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 588 words

It started slowly, so slow and subtle that it took a while for James to notice. But now it was becoming blatantly obvious.

Regulus was glued to James’ side. Wherever they were, Regulus would always sit as close as possible to James. At parties or gatherings, Regulus would drape himself over James, sit in his lap, and share deep—bordering inappropriate—kisses.

None of these things were ever unwelcome or unwanted, which was another reason James never really noticed.

Until it became excessive and increasingly suggestive. Again, nothing James didn’t enjoy, he’d just rather enjoy it privately and not with an audience.

It took James a while to figure out when and why Regulus would get like this but finally James figured it out.

Lily.

Regulus would get overly affectionate whenever Lily was there. Even more so if Lily was close to James.

It wasn’t until Regulus had almost overshared details about their sex life that James knew he needed to do something.

“…and after several minutes of that, James loves it when I—"

“Okay!” James quickly cuts Regulus off. “Reg, will you come with me for a sec?”

James takes Regulus to his room and sits on the edge of the bed with him.

“What’s going on, Reg?” James asks softly, taking both of Regulus’ hands.

“What do you mean?” Regulus says feigning innocence.

“Reg.” James says gently, and Regulus just huffs. “You know Lily’s not a threat to you, right?” Regulus purses his lips and looks down at his lap. James puts his fingers under Regulus’ chin lifting his head to look directly into his eyes. “Regulus, she’s not a threat to you.” James says softly but firmly.

“I know.” Regulus whispers weakly.

“Do you?”

Regulus sighs deeply. “My head knows that.” He looks away again. “I don’t think my heart knows that yet.” He mumbles.

James is silent for a moment, just rubbing the back of Regulus’ hands. Finally, James takes a deep breath.

“I’m not going to deny that I used to have feeling for Lily.” Regulus looks back at James, sadness taking over him face. James squeezes his hands reassuringly. “And I won’t deny that now she’s a very good friend.” Regulus furrows his eyebrows. “But I haven’t had romantic feelings for Lily in a very, very long time.” James reaches up to smooth out the lines on Regulus’ forehead then lets his hand settle on Regulus’ cheek. “And I want your heart to know, that my entire heart belongs to yours. And it has for a very, very long time.”

“I know.” Regulus mumbles again after a moment.  

“I know your head knows that…” James says as he pulls Regulus onto his lap.

Regulus sighs. “My heart wants to, it’s just…” Regulus trails off.

“I know.” James tells him.

“Do you?”

“Yeah. I do.” James whispers. “And I plan on loving you for a very, very long time. Your heart will get there. I’m not worried.” James smiles.

James lets his hands fall to Regulus’ hips and Regulus leans forward to rest his forehead against James’.

“I’m sorry.” Regulus mutters quietly.

“You have nothing to apologize for, love.” James tells him then leans back slightly to look at him. “But maybe tone down the affection just a bit when we’re in public.” Regulus rolls his eyes and James squeezes his hips. “There are some things I want just for myself.” James pulls Regulus closer and kisses him deeply. It would almost be bordering inappropriate, but they’re not in public anymore, so James deepens the kiss even more.

[myprongsfootera]

I cannot stop thinking about that "Sirius killed for James, died for Harry, but lived for Remus" post

No.

Stop it.

I want to squirt water like "bad fandom"

Sirius stayed sane in Azkaban solely to avenge James's murder and try to protect Harry. It was about the two of them and Peter. If Remus ranked on the list it was a very distant fourth.

When Sirius came back, his *sole focus* was how to protect Harry. He lived alone as a dog feeding on scraps for most of his time post-Azkaban. He was only with Remus a tiny fraction of the time at the end, and even then it was with a primary focus of how to work together to protect Harry.

James's son.

It all comes back to him for Sirius.

He killed, lived, and died for James. All of it. Over and over, he was willing to do all of it for James.

Fucking Remus, who?

[spicyvampire]

He is a senior citizen, he is gay, he is homophobic, every twink in a 50km radius desire him carnally, I didn't say a name but a character immediately pop up in ur mind

[fossilizedhysterics]

guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!

[moeblob]

Look, I rewatched all of Bravern to try and make more sense of it now that I know plot twists and stuff and honestly how does Lewis never ask anything about the cockpit that he was in for four seconds. I think he should mention it. I think he's allowed to talk about it.

[cozylittleartblog]

diversity win your spam emails are queer

[melljam]

oh my god the unimpressed stare that shingen and gitae give when an opponent tries to attack them with something that fails miserably

shingen’s depressed little glance down at the blade that has just pathetically embedded itself into his skin as if that even does anything because his bones are genuinely impenetrable since he is quite literally built different

gitae’s mildly annoyed side eye at the officers for daring to believe that tasing him would work when they should have somehow known that he’s also just built different and would not even be stopped from committing axe murder if lightning struck him ten times over

ALSO these two are the type that gets excited over something/someone that can actually threaten their lives because of how used to being The Strongest™ they are

its such a shounen villain problem to have. sigh, another entirely boring and unfulfilling day of being the Strongest Guy Ever. when will someone who can actually contend with me come along to usurp my position as The Strongest™ :(

and shingen has experienced That with gap … now he longs for it again because he’s 1. depressed that he lost and 2. depressed that no one else can measure up to gap

their fight truly was the most important part of shingen’s life … unlike the birth of his many sons (or the very existence of one gun), which comparatively means Nothing to shingen

and gitae??? well, it could be argued that he might have just been annoyed at the officers for interrupting his fight, but that also means that he was enjoying his fight with jichang at least a little

but not in the same sense that shingen enjoyed his fight with gap. it was more like gitae was toying with jichang, and he found it amusing because of how easy it was

he’s so strong that he doesn’t even have to try with the strongest king. gitae can just mess with the poor guy until he decides to put him out of his weak misery when it stops being fun (which was when jichang rejected his offer to be his very own Smart Guy and it seemed to hurt gitae’s ego lol)

and after cop interruption, making jichang promise to let gitae be the one to kill him later on??? such a hilariously emasculating thing to do, like, we already know who’s winning our fight and it’s me so don’t even bother trying. just reserve yourself to die by my hand later, kthxbye <3

(jichang would not be able to uphold that promise, so i guess he was able to defy gitae in another way of his own …?)

or gitae’s teased fight with sinu. sinu went all out because he wasn’t taking any chances with another threat to big deal’s existence, and gitae got DISTRACTED in the middle of it. like, yeah your speed is cool and all but is that my dead father? oh, wait no! it’s my half-brother!

both jichang and sinu gave it their all to fight against someone who threatened themselves and their people, and gitae easily brushed them off but gave them an A for Effort !!!

shingen and gitae* must be somewhat bored with fighting when there are so few opponents that could actually compare to them in terms of strength. winning so easily almost makes it a menial chore for them. its the epitome of suffering from success lol

*it applies more to shingen than gitae though, gitae seems like he has the time of his life effortlessly messing around with weaker opponents, a predator playing with its prey

are they seeking something exciting, to flirt with the adrenaline rush of death because the safety of life has just gotten too dull for them?

to bring it back to the original point of the post: the ease of fighting must make the activity so underwhelming now. it becomes disappointing enough to produce such unconcerned expressions to injuries/attacks that would threaten an average person’s life

[artemisjpotter]

Just looking at some of Ratio’s voice lines and this one. What do you mean “our man?” Idk, sounds kinda gay to me

[skullzy20]

Is anyone gonna mention this or am I the one who has to do it

[thenevarranaccord]

I’ve decided to bully people who are still in denial about Dumbledore being gay. It’s the only way.

“There is absolutely no textual evidence that Dumbledore was gay, except for his extremely flamboyant behavior and style of dress, his many feminine hobbies, his complete lack of attraction to women, the love letters he wrote to another man, the sexual tension he had with another man, the scandal about his relationship with another man, the time Harry talks to him about his previous relationship with another man and, of course, the multiple times in the latest movie where he says he was in love with another man.”

I think most of you are just dumb.

[sunshinechay]

I can’t help but wonder if, despite being in his thirties, this is Alan’s first time falling in love.

He has no idea what to do at any point and is generally acting like a love struck teenager with the added pressure that Jeff is just…so much younger than him. So now not only does he not know what to do, he seems well aware of the fact that way he would try going about it, is VERY different from the way people Jeff’s age would.