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they knew they had to get Stubb out of the picture early because in the book his main personality trait and also coping mechanism was cracking a thousand jokes per minute and that wouldn’t have fit the atmosphere they were going for
#limbus company#canto v spoilers#project moon#moby dick#here’s one of the promised shitposts#i do have some actual thoughts on how lcb adapted stubb but i’m not writing em out today#me post
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i do a light chuckle once i remember hofmann and semmelweis are friends but then i remember semmelweis and marcus' suitcase interaction where they talk about her and i am once again inconsolable about this old woman's death
#reverse 1999#semmelweis#greta hofmann#certified storm moments#i miss hofmann so bad i know ill start sobbing when someone brings her up again in chapter 7#r1999 shitpost#i still think their canon ages are bullshit and theyre both older than canon in my head but yeah semmelweis is half hofmann's age (19 to 38#bluepoch i prommy you won't start profusely bleeding income if you make a character older than their mid twenties. i promise you that#nothing more but hofweis rambling after this you have been warned#anyways you mightve seen me here or there mention that i ship these two and. yes the age gap is a central theme to how i percieve them#semmelweis lived the dream (see how i say this in past tense) she bagged that old woman </3#the inherent angst of your partner being so much younger than you and close to death thanks to a terminal illness yet in the end#its actually you that dies first. and she ends up finding a cure to illness and ending up immortal. something something 'i will never see#how old age looks on you. you are breaking my heart.' and how it applies to both of their perspective towards the other#one went to vienna to (unknowingly) die and the other went there to live#koshka-sova said it best its a pair that dances round life and death. and can't forget about the inherent workplace yuri#also its funny thinking of marcus unwittingly finding out through either her arcane skill or some other method her mentor's coworker-friend#got it on with her. like i think the two start bonding because of hofmann but then one day marcus approaches her with haunted eyes and#shakily goes 'd...did you. did you and madam hofmann..? my arcane skill said. that you and. did you two......?'
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one day I’ll use my art abilities for something besides memes
#reblogs >>> likes#penguin scribbles#digital art#procreate#milo murphy's law#artists on tumblr#mml#balthazar cavendish#vinnie dakota#dakavendish#milo murphy’s law fanart#dan povenmire#jeff swampy marsh#dwampyverse#im not calling you good boy#meme#shitpost#one day I’ll draw something serious I promise#for now here’s this#he’s trying his best cavendish cut him some slack
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What's the best Black Sails ship?
#this is one of the select few pieces of media where we can make this joke#someone had to do it#I cannot be stopped#I'm here to sow chaos and goddammit that's what I'll do#black sails#black sails shitposting#black sails meme#disclaimer NO SHADE TO ANY OF THESE SHIPS OKAY#they're all valid and I myself sail some of them I promise#BUT THE WALRUS WINS THEM ALL I SAID WHAT I SAID#black sails crack
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tumblr is wild what do you mean my shitpost went semi viral beacuse some famous tumblr blorbo decided to reblog it so now I have a shitpost which has 1.5k likes sandwiched between my other shitposts which have a grand total of 15??
#its not even the good ones#i have better ones i promise#please i have not even been here for a week guys have some mercy#shitposting again#shitposts
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wait lmao what I didn't know there was such a skip. I'm sorry this is comedy to me. so you're telling me they have this crazy ass dimension-jumping shenanigans with Javier tearing up as he finally finds Lloyd, his best friend, the most important person in his life, while it's a mutual statement for the both of them, and then we get no dialogue. and skip to Lloyd getting shoved into a hetero romance with no build up. sorry I can't believe this is real. this sounds like a joke and I choose to treat is as such. this is the most hilarious ending and the marriage now feels even more out of place hdufiskaoa9o
OH MY FUCKING GOD RIGHT?!?!?!! it is weird isn't it???? i'm not being crazy for feeling like it's a weird ass choice??? i felt like i was going insane!! i swear to god i felt like i was being gaslighted when i read it!!! there was no way that was the ending!! there was no way that ch 401 ended with one of the most romantic and heartfelt scenes i have ever read and then the next chapter just????? did a time skip where none of that was acknowledged and lloyd was just fucking married off to alicia??? completely off-screen if i may add!
i made a post about it before but i simply need to rant all over again oh my god
general warning for spoilers because i'm about to dissect the entire novel through a llojavi lens
AGAIN. SPOILERS WARNING FOR THE ENDING OF TGED.
i literally cannot express how much of a mid fuck it is when you realize that lloyd and javier's relationship is very much Thee Slowburn of tged. like. this is an indisputable fact. even if you don't think there's anything romantic between them, which, holy fuck that's such a fucking reach one must be really be in denial to not see it but whatever, even then you simply cannot argue that their relationship isn't the most important one in the entire story.
javier is the very first person lloyd talks to in the first chapter. he's the first person that welcomes him into his new life. he's the one he has to work the hardest to endear himself to. he's the one he spends the most time with. he's the one that follows him around literally everywhere he goes.
from the very beginning their relationship is given a special attention that few other things get in the plot.
through the entire story we get constant moments of them getting to know each other as people and getting closer as a result. they're constantly in each other's thoughts, which is very natural as they're in each other's company almost 24/7. it is actually hard to find a chapter where they not talking to each other or at the very least together. i cannot emphasize enough how,,, enmeshed and entangled they are with one another as characters. i mean it when i say they are a set do not separate them.
it takes lloyd 222 chapters to even admit to himself that javier is his friend and that he wants to keep him safe not because he's the protagonist of the story or useful to him or anything like that but simply because he cares for him and doesn't want him to die. because, and i quote, 'he thought he'd always be with javier for the rest of his life. just like now, he thought they'd spend all their time together moving forward. and like they always did, they'd be by each other's side during hard times. happy moments. relaxed days. they'd share all these moments as they exchanged insults and corny jokes, growing old as a lazy lord of a fiefdom and his knight. lloyd always thought so. the thought just came naturally, without much effort from him, much like breathing. lloyd believed that javier would always remain by his side as that was how it had been until now.' (ch222) <- actual textual quote. btw. if you even care.
and then. it takes javier 320 chapters, a hundred chapters more, to realize that he cares about lloyd much more than a knight cares about his lord's son. because he, and once again i quote, 'is [his] true master in [his] heart. lloyd was his friend. and now, javier wanted to protect lloyd. he would sincerely protect him with everything he had.' <- this is, if i may add some context, said as javier is fighting against a goddamn angel, literally heaven's will, to protect lloyd. after figuring out lloyd is a fake. that he's been lying to javier for several years about almost everything including who he is. and yet. this is what javier feels for him.
they are the definition of a slowburn. it takes them this long to even admit they are friends. and this is with us getting to see them together almost every chapter of the way. we get to see every step of the way. we see their relationship develop with all manner of detail.
and then. when you think you cannot get even more dramatic about them. guess what the major conflict of the plot is. guess fucking what the last obstacle for the story to get a happy ending is.
let me set the scene for you:
lloyd has just finished the jewel of truth, the artifact that will get him the answer he seeks on how to stop the restoration of fate, how he can stop destiny from making the original events of the novel come true and destroy everything he has worked and kill everyone he loves. he has javier at his side, who rushed to join him underwater to make sure he was safe and sound while using it, and he can't help but fondly think how lucky he is to have javier, who is loyal and true and has never abandoned him.
a quote of lloyd's thoughts in this scene:
That’s why, you bastard. I’m going to take care of you until the very end. Once I, your wise and older friend, solve the restoration of destiny problem, you’re going to enjoy the rest of your life by my side in peace. [...] He smiled at Javier and thought to himself. You’re my only friend, Javier. I couldn’t have overcome all the obstacles in front of me without your help. So, my trustworthy and reliable comrade, stick with me until I become a lazy lord and you become my personal guard. I hope we will be able to grow old together… -ch 327
as you can see. he's once again planning on spending the rest of his life with javier. canonically. not even an interpretation this is straight up textual i cannot emphasize enough
and then. the jewel of truth gives him the answer. how to stop the restoration of fate. it's very easy. very simple solution in fact.
either lloyd or javier have to die or otherwise vanish from existence.
that's it. there can only be one protagonist in the world and because of everything lloyd has done he's now being acknowledged by fate as the protagonist of the story along with javier. which cannot stand.
so that's the only thing stopping lloyd from getting his happy ending. he just,,, has to either kill his best friend or kill himself.
let me rephrase this from a narrative perspective: the major conflict of the story is now lloyd facing either the choice of letting everything he's achieved and everyone he loves be destroyed. losing his best friend, the person he cares the most about and has been developing an extremely close relationship through the entire plot. or dying himself.
lloyd of course then spends the rest of the plot trying to find a way to avoid having to die. that's literally what the rest of the novel is about. lloyd trying by all means possible seeking a way to not having to die. because at no point, does he ever consider letting javier die in his place even an option. he doesn't want to die of course, but he never saw javier sacrificing himself as the solution to that problem.
the entire conflict of the last part of the novel is lloyd finding a way for him and javier to be able to remain together without either of them having to sacrifice their lives for the other.
he doesn't succeed.
they end up in a battle down in hell where both of them try to give for one another leading to this absolutely delightful parallel
so fucking tasty oh my god i still go crazy when i see this set of illustrations actually
lloyd wins btw. he gets to sacrifice his life for javier. to javier's absolute heartbreak.
but lloyd doesn't die. he does end up stuck in korea tho, a place he would've rather died than go back to, so he has that going on for him. he's back in his goshiwon, absolutely heartbroken and without knowing what to do.
and then we end up with that scene. javier at his doorstep, having crossed dimensions, tearing up as he sees him and tells him how much he's missed him, looking at him with this face:
now. let's pause here. let's take a moment. take in everything i've just explained. everything that has happened to get to this point.
be honest with me. what would you say is the most natural way the story can progress from here.
take into account all that i have recounted and that i skipped so many other things of the same nature so we wouldn't be here all day.
what do you as a reader would expect to happen next
well, i'll tell you:
cut to black we're now an unspecified amount of time later lloyd has already had all the important conversations we've been waiting to see the entire time off screen and is now preparing himself for his wedding to alicia that we will also not get to see by the way
and you know what the funniest thing is. you know what is the cherry on top.
fucking guess who's the last person we see him talk with.
guess who's the person he ends the novel sharing a smile with.
yeah. Yeah.
i really don't know what else to say. i don't know how else to explain how insane this feels. how incredibly dissonant it comes across. i don't want to use the worse gaslighting like this but it's the closest word i can find to describe what it feels like. i feel like i'm being told something is happening when i can see with my own eyes it is not. or rather that i'm seeing something happen and i'm being told that no it is not and that i'm making it up.
i don't know what bk moon was going for. i really don't. especially when this is what he has to say about chapter 401 aka the chapter with javier coming to find lloyd in korea
clearly he feels very strongly about this scene too. it's the one he's been wanting to show the most, he must have analyzed it from every angle possible, must have put special care to get across what he wanted to convey with it.
so why does it feel like the last true chapter of the novel is meant to,,, undercut the feeling of it?? it almost feels as if the last chapter is telling us 'yeah yeah those two are extremely devoted to each other and would and have given their lives for one another and plan on growing old at each other's sides but don't worry :) it's nothing more than them being pals :) just two guys being really good friends :) see, lloyd is even getting married to a woman that's his real happy ending he's not gay or anything :)'
and this is not me saying that two friends cannot be devoted to each other. absolutely not of course friends can love each other platonically and that be more than enough to justify their devotion to one another.
but. it feels weird when the entire novel is dedicated to building up the relationship between lloyd and javier, taking so much time to make us really feel like their relationship is growing at a realistic pace, take almost 3/4 of the novel to even make them come to terms with how much they care for one another, spend actual years following their development,,, and then make lloyd just marry someone else. someone the novel really didn't spend enough time with to justify him developing feels for her.
this is not a diss against alicia i have nothing against her i just don't... buy that lloyd developed romantic feelings for her. much less that he acted on them that easily.
this is a man who took 222 chapters and several years in-universe to even accept that javier, the person he spent all day with, with whom he spoke almost every single day, who he had risked his life for and had been saved by several times at that point, was even his friend.
and now i'm expected to believe he's in love with someone else who, by comparison, he meets a couple of times and spends a little amount of time with.
well. i don't! it's not in character, it wasn't properly built up in the text and truthfully they don't have enough chemistry to make up for it.
i don't know what happened there. i don't know why bk moon decided to add a romance when the novel didn't need it. i don't know why he chose to make it happen between two characters that didn't have a relationship as deep as the one he spent the entire novel building up and promoting as the most important one. which may i add was between his two protagonists. y'know. the ones the novel is supposed to be centered around.
i don't know. i don't know what happened. i don't know if it was censorship, last minute panic, fear of opposition or rejection or actual obliviousness to what he had written looked like, i simply do not know.
i really hope it wasn't homophobia tho that would absolutely suck lmao
but uh. yeah. i do think the ending is very funny when you put it like that askhdsjkfds
#hey i got an ask#Anonymous#tged#the greatest estate developer#tged spoilers#lloyd frontera#llojavi#javier asrahan#long post#i don't what happened i started typing and suddenly all of this came out of me#i was possessed#most of what i said here i have said before but it's now all in one post#and i have So Much left to say about this topic but i really cannot make this post longer i am so embarrassed already aksjdhk#i feel a little hollow i need to shitpost to get back to normal oh my god#this is. why it takes me so long to answer asks btw. i literally cannot shut up.#i apologize but i cannot promise to change
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UUUUGHGGHGHGHGH,,,,
#One my friend says that's what I look like when I talk about my hyperfixation.#They said I sounded like a maniac in one moment :[#I'll have to ask my other friends if I'm not boring them with my yapping-#-where I'm running from one detail to another trying to explain to them what I'm into#and also ask how I look when I talk about them.#And sorry about this post I'll make some normal art soon. I promise!!#I don't really hyperfix often. I can only remember the fnaf times that didn't leave me for years and now I fine....#...ok that fandom still haunts me and I can't stop watching what happens there.... but AHEM#And I never thought I'd hyperfix on anything again.#I thought I was finally free.#but now something's gone very wrong I don't know if it's normal. maybe I need help#I'm afraid it'll get to the point where I'll start telling my dad about it because it's going to be really weird.#now its funny to me because I thought I was only gonna post art on tumblr but ehehehEHEHEHAEHHASHAHFAHHAS#I think I'm getting off topic SO BYE.#.... and also there are TOO many tags IM SORRY#folli's though#< - yeah this tag can be here#shitpost#digital art#doodle#ms paint#art#hyperfixation
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no you dont get it if i make sure that she knows that i know that she's taking advantage of me like all of her previous suitors and that im totally cool with it she'll think that im not like the others and then maybe she'll kill me a little softer and with a little kiss at the end
#what sorry#i zoned out there a little#i thought about her stabbing me#no its chill#what no yeah#like right here in the abdomen#shitpost#im probably like her favorite#im like probably the best one#shed probably regret killing me#not the other guys#just me#im her favorite victim#she told me herself#what no#she doesn't say that to the other guys#she promised me#you're really pissing me off#you'll see#she loves me so much
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part 3 of this
#the promised neverland#shitposts#tpn#my energy level just tanked so here please take this#the one ab Anna tickles me so much god#also one day I will talk ab how Norman and Emma neutralize each other’s crazy bc on their own they are each so gd unhinged fr#Ray is the balancing force NO Ray is the stressed mom friend who works two jobs#Nikki talks about TPN
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i might pretend im not a jealous type but the second someone lays their eyes on him i will lose my shit. need him right beside me with my arm around him so im sure no one will be touching my property. someone dared to touch him, insult my ownership on him? we suddenly critically need to come back home, just for me to bend him over the nearest surface in the house. this toy belongs to me, i want it for myself. only fucking him full of my cum can get this dirty touch off of my boy
#i might be insane#but idgaf#my kinks have been getting more and more concerning recently#i promise its all just an act for the scene purposes i dont normally behave this way😭#i also noticed people tend to write pretty long thoughts here and my posts just look like shitpost tweets#so im trying to make them longer as well#this probably wont last long but maybe once in a while ill try harder lol#i guess its a sign to just make a twitter acc instead of a tumblr one#gay#gay nsft#gay ns/fw#mlm#mlm nsft#mlm ns/fw
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my fancyyy snowdrops came today 😊❤️
#spent almost $100 on four (4) snowdrop bulbs in the spring 😳#they came today and i planted them 😊#they're fancy pants ones and hopefully will bloom around christmas for most of them#i got one late blooming kind one normal blooming kind and two christmas kinds#so should hopefully get a good long snowdrop season idk#its $35 dollars shipping plus each bulb was like $20 lol#thats why its so expensive#anywayyy they simply dont have the fancy varieties in my cluntry or it would not be this way#i had to get the one single supplier in the uk who would ship here bc some regulations on shipping plants makes it expensive#super excited tho#i ordered one fancy one before and it bloomed in january this year which was cool#also i had to dig it up and move it bc it got stepped on and it had two little baby bulbs on it so i got to divide it 🥺#it was a fancy ~christmas~ one but it bloomed a but late#weather or bc it was getting established or bc of my growing zone idk why#but im trying to find one that will bloom at christmas for me#i might need to go for the ones promised to bloom in october but we'll see#they're so expensive lol#oh also two of the ones i ordered came w baby bulbs attached too so it was bonus plants!#which is really nice#some suppliers will break those off and send them as full price bulbs#this has been a shitpost
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hi oomfies it's me again :> i keep apologizing every few weeks for being inactive but i will keep doing it because i feel bad ☝️🥹 my personal and academic lives have been in an upheaval for the last few weeks, and will probably continue to be so for the foreseeable future, so i'll be even less active these days 😔 but i just wanted to check in here so you guys know i'm not dead i'm just severely a stem major 🙏 miss and love you all!
#amihan's shitposts#it's actually not funny the way i failed my ochem lecture exam yesterday asf#also i have. (checks notes)#4 bio lab reports due on monday (one of them is late actually)#an ochem prelab quiz on tues & ochem lec quiz on thurs#a bio lab exam next thursday on my BIRTHDAY 😾#a final exam for my online psy class next friday#and i will be up in norcal next weekend for a school thing.#i will now be having quizzes every day of ochem for the rest of the sem thanks to the prelab quizzes.#i also have to work on an outline for my group's personal research project due the week after this week#i have also appeared to have caught a zhongchi and haikaveh bug despite never playing or having the desire to play genshin.#i promise i'm still loyal to revalink 🙏#anyways that's a peek into the daily life of amihan as a bio major eheheh 🙈#sorry again to everyone i actually really miss being here and posting revalink all the time 🥹#sen has been my only form of social interaction for the past few weeks#anyways ily n miss u all hope you're all well <3
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#guess who has polls now#daily hp shitposts#lord voldemort#harry potter#albus dumbledore#bellatrix lestrange#bellatrix black#ron weasley#hermione granger#draco malfoy#sirius black#gilderoy lockhart#nymphadora tonks#crocs#listen#when i realized i had polls on here i knew i had to do one about crocs#next one will have bellamortolphus i promise
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the Night Circus is fiction because there's no way an Adrien-level sheltered guy goes out to the streets in the 19th century and kisses a girl in an hour
#pls no spoilers I'm on page 50 sjdbdn#why did no one tell me this was a soulmates rivals to lovers book I would have read it ages ago <- lie#I'm exceptional in procrastinating things that I know I'll enjoy#also I'm just guessing here it's a soulmates rivals to lovers please let it be soulmates rivals to lovers#they don't even want to be rivals they are just pitched up against each other by the only parent figure they have ever known#and boy do they do a bad job of parenting#but also. what kind of power tarot girl is if it *is* soulmates rivals to lovers? why do we need her what happens to her?#is she a force of a secret agent? is she the beloved sacrifice the boy--#(Marco? like Marco Diaz from SVTFOE? yeah not Mario that's another magician)#--has to make for some reason?#am I reading too much into this made up shipping discourse in my head and I should just read the book instead of shitposting about it?#maybe so#at any rate. I'm excited about the rivals to lovers soulmates#also the writing flows well and we're covering so much story in so few words already. there's a lot of telling and not showing#or maybe I'm just paying a lot of attention to what showing tiny segments really means and that's why it feels like it#anyway it promises to be fucked up and I'm all for that#night circus spoilers#in case anyone has this filtered like 10 years after its release or would like to filter now so you won't see my posts about this#miaing
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welcome to my blog! (kicks clothes under the rug) sorry for the mess (gently moves a pile of frogs from the chair to the bathtub) I have no organizational skills (pushes the closet door closed on The Horrors) don't mind my roommate he's helping (hangs your coat on his arm) can I offer you a cup tea? I'll make sure there are no spiders in it (they're supposed to live in the garden)
#i know one of the benefits to tumblr is organizing your blog#but i have no organizational skills#i hope you enjoy my single long feed of shitposts and art#my art is here somewhere i promise#shitpost#sabas shitpost#welcome to the shitshow
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((just saying that prince fluff swearing is so funny to me (same w/ kirby characters in general) like you don't expect it because Kirby Characters meanwhile prince fluff out here unapologetically going to yell abt how he thinks ester is a 'fucking bitch who ripped my god damn arm off' and it's the Funniest shit))
#LIKE. i know it's serious plot stuff#but look at that blueberry man go he's so mad#i know i've had characters swear before and can promise i will do it again but the image of fluff specifically losing his shit is so funny#might just be a me thing but i'm losing it over here hhghjghjgjh#anyway will post an ask w/ fluff swearing (not right this second) cause that's all that's in the inbox rn and it was there since last night#i was up late and could've done it but nah. then i slept late and then got distracted but it's fine#it's a serious not shitpost one but funny because fluff swearing
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