#help me im procrastinating

[lil-nerd-who-likes-hot-people]

Y'all remember this i posted right?

I decided to make it open ended

Y'all can write a part 2

(remember to tag me in it if you do)

Ill post mine this weekend

Inter-house parties are so much more fun than normal ones" thought James. A voice snapped him out of it." James! James! Jamesie!", Sirius calls. It was the middle of the party, music blaring and everybody was tipsy, or drunkenly wasted, like James.

The game started, then he noticed somebody sitting across from him. "Is that Regulus ? ", he had never come to one of their parties before. Wearing a cropped sweater and a bored look, it is definitely Reggie. First spin, Lily and Marlene, Second spin Sirius and Remus,

"Stop hexing the bottle!"

James shouted at them making out, "Also get a damn room!"

The game continued and on the 5th game, it was James and…..

"Regulus? "James spoke in disbelief. Sirius and Remus had already been long gone, so it was just James and a few others. Regulus looked disgusted,but looked James dead in the eye "I am not kissing you".

Peter piped up"We hexed it so if you don't kiss, you will have green skin and croak for 24 hours, sorry Jamie"

"Oh shit"

Regulus looked like he just saw a ghost. James resolved" Well it is too late, do you want to look like a frog tomorrow Reggie?

Regulus, who is also pretty drunk, thought about this for a while before saying" One kiss, closed mouth". They both leaned it and their lips touched, James felt like a lightning just scorched him. Regulus pulled away, face pale and bolted from the Gryffindor common room.

[lil-gae-disaster]

I 1000% can se Alexander do this when he's alone because it's a little embarrassing to do that.

Speaking from experience because I do it too.

Imagine your favorite historical figure sticking their tongue out while concentrating

[newttxt]

long time no robin 🌸

[snekdood]

"if we make america worse and more of a dictatorship that will be even harder to unravel and make it the way we want the country to be, maybe then everyone will join our Glorious Revolution!" bb girl you cant even be in the same room with someone who thinks you should vote, how in tf do you think you're gonna unite people to fight in The Revolution with you? it's gonna be you and your 5 friends, i hate to break it to you.

[radioroxx]

in. clover lives aus or aus where they choose to live in the underground whatnot. i think more ppl should play with the idea that their friends know Jackshit About Humans. please and thanks

[kaqtusm]

Things I do instead of writing my fic aka the Domingo song but make it Jegulus

[Peter, Sirius and Remus]

The groomsmen wanted a celebration

So we took a trip, bachelor vacation

'Cause we know he needs one, a break from Lily

Just kidding, Lils, we're glad he has you

We're out, the shots are flowing, yeah

Guys on the dance floor grooving, yeah

We say, "No thanks, he's taken," yeah

Now he's with a hot guy, but he looks straight, heard his name is Regulus

Second location, maybe he's bi, still dancing with Regulus

Third location, fully gay, fully touching Regulus

"I can't wait to be married," he's pointing to Regulus

[Lily]

So quick question, who's Regulus?

[James]

Oh, just Sirius’ brother we randomly met at the club, I told you about him

[Lily]

I'm positive you did not

[Peter, Sirius and Remus]

In the bathroom, we take him outside

He says, "Don't worry, we won't cross the line"

"Think of your fiancé," he says, "Good reminder"

Hands me his ring, then we can't find him

[Lily]

You took off your ring? Is this true?

[James]

Well, I just didn't want to lose it in the hot tub

[Lily]

What hot tub?

[Peter, Sirius and Remus]

Now we're back in the house, in the hot tub, he's there with Regulus

Ask us to leave, get a hotel, he's vibing with Regulus

[Lily]

You asked them to leave and get a hotel?

[James]

Shh! You’re missing it

[Peter, Sirius and Remus]

At the Marriott, googling Regulus

Just to make sure he's not psycho

But he's actually a doctor and randomly a model

And he volunteers with weird, sick animals (Oh-oh!)

[Lily]

Is the point of this song just that James cheated on me all weekend?

[Peter]

No, the point is, it's Espresso

[Sirius]

You’re not even listening to the lyrics

[Lily]

That’s all I'm listening to!

[Peter, Sirius and Remus]

The next day, he said, "Nothing happened"

They talked all night about you, Lily

Then at brunch, he just starts crying

We ask him, "Why?", he says, "I'm just so tired"

We say, "Take a nap"

He says, "I'm not that kind of tired"

[Lily]

Okay, I need answers now about you and whoever this Regulus guy is

And not for nothing, but the rhyme scheme has gone completely out the window

[James]

Okay look, I'm sorry I met someone I connected with, but Regulus is in the past

[Regulus]

James, I'm here!

[Lily]

See now, if this is Regulus, I'm gonna be pissed

[Regulus]

Hey girl!

Came all this way, had to explain, direct from Regulus

James is a friend, he’s like my bro, but we did hook up though

[Lily]

What? Why would you guys tell me this through song?

[James]

I hope we can still be friends

[cringefailvox]

Had an idea for a fanfic writer AU. Alastor writes fucked up gore fics and maybe has a reputation for doxxing (idk how to translate the overlord murders into fandom drama terms). Vox writes ships between OCs that are transparently a self insert and a thinly veiled Alastor. That's as far as I got

stop this is hysterical. you make the mistake of sending alastor anon hate and he responds with nothing but your IP address and a pixelated photo of your bedroom window. vox has been lowkey trying to get alastor to doxx him for years but alastor just deletes all his provocative asks without reading them

[wisteriagoesvroom]

vote

addendum: not to create crowd bias but pls see this koala render that @kichona-s made in 5 seconds HELP

[bigbronintendo]

Smilingtober Day 1: Treat 🍬

[azumasoroshi]

i love when i discover a new author from a really good fic, and i scroll far down enough into an their bookmarks and find a fic that has some similar scene to their fic, and then i go into the comments and see them gushing about the fic and i'm like I FOUND YOUR SECRETS. I SEE YOU

it's just endearing to me lmfao i bet if someone read my big stsg wip (stsgzume) and then read my favorite fics they'd be like "oh i see this homage to saturday night live (the stsg fic) or 1000 yen for a kiss everybody (the stsg fic) or 2 sorcerers (the stsg fic)"

one of the great things about fanfics is that like. a lot of it is already repeated content, eg. how many cafe aus or canon compliant aus can you possibly read that are completely entirely original plots, but fanfic readers are used to reading a lot of similar things and enjoying all of it rather than complaining about it being unoriginal or uninspired like with original work. i think it makes you pay more attention to the little artistic flourishes that stand out, like certain lines or descriptions or portrayals

which i think is beautiful!!! i think it's great to promote that kind of positivity around just writing what you want to (usually inspired by other people writing what they want to) rather than worrying over whether it'll be the most groundbreaking drama someone will ever read. it's seriously just the two cakes meme which is just such a great way of interacting with media i think lol

[silly-moth-123]

GUESS WHO FINISHED THEIR ONESHOT ANIMATIC

(this song is from an album called Clover it's SO thematically appropriate for OneShot-)

[crystallizsch]

yuusha lore?????

"What a talented young lady!"

"Have you heard? She just lost a beloved family member the night before."

"Oh my! That is so recent! How sad!"

"Hmph. The loss must not have affected the kid that much. After all, how could she still perform so flawlessly?"

"Ah. You're quite right. If *I* lost a family member I simply won't be able to play like that because of the grief!"

"At least the show was able to go on despite the incident. It would have been a shame if it had been cancelled at the last minute."

[xxplastic-cubexx]

🌝

what the hell is he planning the little bastard

[saltynsassy31]

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[celestriix]

i heard they have a "complicated connection" with each other

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