#hello everyone!

[desire-mona]

what i think my mutuals look like

u may be in here, u may not, doing as many as i want, if ur not in here then that doesnt mean i dont luv u :3 i hav a lot of mutuals

naut - i actually know what he looks like but in my mind. raggedy anne

harper - a mix between abed and gillian anderson

kiwi - young hugh laurie

my one tomska mutual - youll never guess

kae - meeks but somehow gayer?

kola - that one rsl photo combined with her actual face

ok computer - her pfp LOL

grey (musi) -s1 wilson

eli - i know what they look like actually so just. their face

joan - elvira

ami - abed, funnily enough

joel - straight up a dog

lisa - neil perry but specifically that one photo used as a pfp at one point

shui - also abed

john - phoebe from friends?

tiffany - again, i know what she looks like

marley - also s1 wilson but its different. like younger

sun (both of you) - ethan hawke in Dad specifically

bones - spock

reese - also spock but if spock was cosplaying neil perry

housewifemd - if house and wilson steven universe fused

ghostie - if jesse pinkman cosplayed frank n furter

joon - gender swapped neil perry

clara - gender swapped pitts

sid - richard cameron

tyty - his face!

ania - a vague cross between ginny danburry and gender swapped steven meeks

autumn (nocti) - her pfp

indie - also richard cameron

finn (occams chainsaw) - s1 gregory house

finn (puckspoetry) - neil perry but like. modern au?

bubble - gender swapped todd anderson but pink?

manda - thirteen (specifically thirteen with bangs)

tristan - his face. but also jesus

lovechild - NOT TAYLOR SWIFT. her face actually cuz i got secret access

dream(duality) - house when he went to that one migraine guys lecture thing

aspen - his face if it was more taublike

chandler - HIS face but more houselike

syd - allison cameron in black and white specifically

soph - rose tyler

hunny bun - martha masters

rain - i newly know what she looks like however she does still look like house in my mind

katie - neil perry at the play specifically

pinkie pie - pinkie pie

raph - steven meeks if he was dan howell circa 2009

dewi - charlie dalton

regulus - all 4 beatles combines into one being

jareth - todd anderson with white hair?

gil - his face mixed with rsl circa 2001

lesbians for trobed - trobed combined into one being

elmo - carrie

luke - thirteen (no bangs)

will - helena bonham carter in frankenstein (1994)

cuntstruck - that guy who wrote let it go (not the frozen song)

zeth - zeth

blue - allison cameron

blue - dick grayson

(im sure the blues can tell who is who)

thiam - jschlatt circa 2020 SORRY

valerie - martha masters allison cameron steven universe fusion

ash (crow king) - stretched james wilson

nico - stick dead poets society if he was also tyler joseph

percy - robin williams if he was a teenager

ashy - her face mixed with belle

nick - rsl and winona ryder steven universe fusion

matthew - youll never guess. anyone but barry boys next door

el - richard cameron AGAIN

sammy - their face mixed with neil perry gayface

birdy (demon or) - james wilson circa s3 ALSO U JUMPSCARED ME WITH THE PFP CHANGE I WASNT EXPECTING A FOOTBALL ERA

daisy bell - dana mythic quest

maddie - abed in her artstyle specifically

missy - TROY TIGER!!!!!!!

rubester - daria? idk why

[askthehylianchampion]

Hello, my name is Link. I have been given the impression that there are people who would be interested in speaking with me. So I have created this blog to be able to do so.

[caught-a-dragonfly]

✨ Rowena ✨

[kirisaki-daichi-scenarios]

kiridai + part time jobs p1

for anon who asked "if kirisaki worked part time, what kind of job would it be and how would they behave?" i'll get round to doing hanamiya + zaki + maybe the others eventually, but i figured it was better to post something than nothing. also because it was matsumoto's bday last week and there's nowhere near enough matsumoto content out there. kiridai's unsung hero <3

Hara Kazuya

cannot keep a part time job to save his life

he doesn’t need one for the money but his parents thought it would be a good idea for him to get some real world experience instead of doing whatever the fuck it is that he does all day when he’s not at school or on the court

the problem is though that not having a financial incentive to keep a job means that hara doesn’t take them very seriously

the corporate environment - and most of his part time jobs have been corporate, working for family friends’ big businesses - bores him to death

and when he’s bored, the urge to bother poor innocent accountants and administrators, who are just trying to finish their 9-5 to go home to their family, is unbearable

what do you mean ‘have sympathy for middle-aged and depressed old salarymen who were minding their own business?' thinks hara as he sets forth on yet another mission to find someone to terrorise

so yeah, it’s not surprising that the jobs don’t usually last

i mean, he practically fires himself

like he gets called into the boss’s office, or into hr, or whatever, and they minute they say “so, hara, i think we need to discuss your behaviour recently…” hara interjects with “it’s horrible, isn’t it? guess i’m fired. sick. see you never.”

and is out of the office before they have time to call him back

the longest part time job he ever held down was at a music store, which worked for a while because he got along with most of his coworkers, and liked fiddling with some of the instruments on sale

but, yet again, bored hara + customer-facing role = very dangerous combination

even though some of the customers liked hara's very rock ‘n’ roll attitude to customer service, the minute his manager had to make cuts, hara was the first to go

(in retrospect, maybe it was something to do with how often he’d mock the manager for not having made it as a singer. hara just can’t help himself when it comes to kicking someone who’s already down.)

Furuhashi Kojiro

i’m not going to try be creative here, and anyone who knows anything about furuhashi already knows what his part time job would be

furuhashi works part time at a flower shop / garden centre type deal

furuhashi loves the flowers and plants under his charge, genuinely loves them like they’re his children

furuhashi hates the vast majority of his customers, with the same scathing fury that any animal lover would have if they had to let people with a history of animal cruelty adopt an animal in their care

when furuhashi sees that one person who 'loves' plants but can’t keep them alive to save their life (as they always tell furuhashi with a sheepish smile, “i love having them around but i just don’t have the knack for it!”)-

yeah the look on furuhashi’s face could kill

(n.b. the customer in question is probably hayama because he’s sort of got that vibe)

really furuhashi deserves our pity for having to spend so much time dealing with people he would gladly stab to death given a dark alley with no cctv

these being people who forget to water their plants; people who keep buying bouquets for their loved ones, bouquets that never end up watered and die an early death; people who buy a plant even after being told its high maintenance, ignore looking after the most basic needs, and then come back a week later like “uhh you sold me dying plants”

”i sold you dying plants,” repeats furuhashi, very slowly, eyes more less dead-fish and more piranha-on-the-prowl

“yeah, so can i get a refund or what?”

“i sold you dying plants,” says furuhashi again and his voice is getting lower, raspier, like a movie character who’s about to swear he’ll get vengeance on his wife’s murderer

luckily the customer realises its not worth taking a punt trying to get a refund they don’t deserve, in a darkly lit garden centre where they’re the only customer around, and they flee the scene before furuhashi starts an experiment on whether human flesh is a good fertiliser

honestly furuhashi’s probably the only person who’ll ever experience a garden centre to yakuza pipeline, because one day some oyabun’s going to scout him based on that anti-plant-killer rage alone

Seto Kentaro

torn about what to say here because, on the one hand, i can see seto being a trader as a part time job - after all, the man likes maths so he’s going to be good with spotting patterns

but, on the other hand, i really struggle to imagine him committing to a part time job whilst he’s in high school, or even university

there’s no motivation for him to have one, since his family are well-off enough to support his studies without him needing to pay for anything; and between studies, sleep, and basketball, does he really have the time for a job?

his parents would rather have their son studying to make sure he gets into tokyo university, than have him waste time with a part time job since he’s already got a work ethic (sort of)

maybe, like hara, seto’s parents get him a gig at a family friend’s company? you know, to get him out there networking in the world

but this would just be a part time job over the summer, and probably not many hours either, more just something for him to put on his cv

(though with a network of rich people, who needs a cv? hahahahaha…. ….)

and to be honest, i think seto would probably do alright in the corporate environment (by corporate, i mean big bucks corporate), even as a high schooler

he’d have to do something mentally stimulating - because if he was told to just deliver coffees to people, he: a) wouldn’t be bothered to do it, and b) would be too insulted to do it

but if he was doing something mentally stimulating, and maybe working with a team of fellow smart young people, then i do think he’d work hard and even enjoy what he was doing.

the man needs more hanamiyas in his life

(a sentence that applies to very few people in this world)

Matsumoto Itsuki

works at some sports equipment chain store as a sales assistant. he’d be lying if he said he enjoys the job, but it does mean discounts on his gear and gym membership, and, unlike many of the students at kiridai, he does appreciate having some extra money on hand.

when he’s at work without stuff to do, he’s usually twirling a basketball on his fingertips or trying to convince his coworkers to let him do inventory checks and avoid the customer-facing side of things

unfortunately this usually doesn’t work because a) matsumoto wasn’t gifted with a silver tongue and b) the guy who’s usually on matsumoto’s shifts with him refuses to let matsumoto live down the time where he hid in the storeroom to avoid hanamiya and hara who had just popped into the shop, and then locked himself in there by accident

‘course, that was when matsumoto had only recently joined the basketball team, and was still filled with teen angst and awkwardness

these days, if a teammate comes to the shop, he sticks his middle finger up at them if they ask for help and essentially treats them like he wishes he could treat all the customers

on the other hand, he always applies his employee discount to their purchases, even when the customer in question is hara in a particularly irritating mood. so let it not be said that matsumoto doesn’t have a soft spot for his teammates.

but, yeah, in general customer service is not matsumoto’s thing

he does genuinely try to help customers out and does a very good job of not punching annoying customers in the face (this is easier said than done in matsumoto’s case; after all, he spends most of his time with a bunch of guys who all believe violence is The Solution TM), but sometimes he lets his guard down

like the time someone came in saying they were new to play golf and wanted recommendations for a suitable club

“why the fuck would you want to play golf?” says matsumoto a little louder than intended.

“excuse me!” goes the customer

“what?” replies matsumoto before remembering he is talking in the real world and not in his daydream land where he beats up customers. “shit. um. let me go show you the club brands we stock.”

the only reason he didn’t get fired afterwards was because the store’s running low on staff as is

oh and matsumoto’s the only guy the manager doesn’t scold for not smiling at customers, because matsumoto’s customer-service smile makes him look like a gun is being held up to his forehead

it scared away far more customers than it attracted

[theworld-ologist]

What Happened?

Hey there, long time no see! I know it's been a long time. I didn't mean to leave you all in the dark. A lot has happened in my life which led to hiatus and eventual privating of this blog. What exactly? Well, following the hospitalization, my medical and mental health got pretty bad. I struggled a lot with trying to force myself to draw in a way I thought people wanted me to, so my art became very inconsistent and hard for me to work with. With my help of my partner, who I live with now, my mental and physical health has gotten much better and so has my relationship with my art. I'm still physically disabled but I put a bigger on emphasis on drawing for myself and how I like to draw, rather than what I think would appeal to people.

Knock Knock and DST have been my special interest since I was 13 and as a result, this form of expression is important to me. However, I don't know if people still want this blog around considering the niche nature of the fandom and most people moving on from it.

Please, help me decide The Lodger's fate.

[thecloudedkokoro]

Alright, let me try to be a bit more active on here again, aka reblogging things and maybe even talking a little bit instead of just posting art! 

[bittertwee]

One of the greatest sentences in all of journalism is buried in a WaPo style piece on how online dating sucks and is getting worse

[lesgardiensdelagalaxie]

this blog was in fact made so i can write stupid drabbles about characters i am deeply in love with without anyone who follows my main account judging me </3 for this reason, a lot of my posts will probs be 18+ MDNI my apologies 😞 just too much of a whore for hugh jackman ig 😒

[deadghosy]

Hey it’s Will here! So, as others have seen and heard. My birthday is coming up, so I’m sadly gonna be on hiatus for posting daily so I can sleep and catch a flight for when I wake up. 🥲 sad isn’t it? But thank you guys who requested me things and love my blurbs! <3 warms my heart. So I will turn requests off soon, if you have anything else to request quickly or just want to know more about me or even talk to me. I’m here!

Peace.

-signed deadghosy

[vampsickle]

helloooo ^_^!

[dsmpdaily]

i've started watching qsmp and looking through the tumblr tag im worried about this story stuff that's gonna happen

[cardiac-arresting-sweetheart]

i had a fucking dream about it so that's cool... jesus christ i cannot be free from being obsessed with people for even one second

[macabre-shackles]

"A lot of... Interesting people around lately." Different. Odd scents. New ones to get used to.

[muzaktomyears]

😱 🥳

[viandblade]

Hi and welcome to the ask blog! the rules are simple, no proship, sexual nsfw, Creator is a Minor. CW for Violence. that's all!!

Now for the characters

Vial →[Nickname(s):] Vi, Via, V

[Gender | Pronouns] Female, she/they

[Age] 18

[Height] 5'5

[Faction] Playground (used to be Blackrock)

[Gear] Super Speedy Purple Potion

[Personality] Very playful, Sarcastic and sassy, carefree, and just a silly girl (just Callie Splatoon tbh)

[Lore / Background] Vial used to live in Blackrock with Blade, They both worked together in her Lab in her basement, She was always would try to make really powerful potions but since she likes to do things without instructions she basically infected herself with something, it only affected her mouth however so she wears a face mask, Her friend moved away from Blackrock first, causing her to feel lonely but she stayed in case they ever came back, but in Blackrock other demons thought that she wasn't exactly.. Blackrock suitable dispite being a chemist, she was way to playful for their liking, so one day she decided to move to the Playground since she's seen people from there in crossroads and felt like she belonged there instead, she still does chemistry but instead of power, it's for fun! but before that she found a shard of a crystal and kept it, it's currently attached to one of her horns.

[Weaknesses] Her emotions and fire

[Strengths] She knows how to make potions! and her crystal makes explosions!

[Class] Support

[Relations] Blade//oc// (best friend, Sworn sibling)

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Next, Blade [Nickname(s):] eyeball, bladey, Nurse

[Gender | Pronouns] Nonbinary they/them

[Age] 19

[Height] 5'12

[Faction] Lost Temple

[Gear] Colossal Blade

[Personality] Basically Marie Splatoon

[Lore / Background] Blade used to be a astronomer in Blackrock who worked with Vial, They enjoy being around her but they didn't feel safe after an explosion happened and they lost their eye, they moved to Lost Temple shortly after for something more safe, They started growing lonely in Lost Temple because Vial wasn't there..and one day she was walking around and saw someone else, that looked strangly happy to them, they were approached by that demon and was offered to be a part of a family.. being lonely they accepted, they're a part of the True eye now

[Weaknesses] Explosions, Fire

[Strengths] They have a big ass blade and knows how to use it, and they're a nurse

[Class] Melee

[Relations] Vial (sworn sister, best friend), true eye members ("family", just people they so happen to be around)