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I know that you don't have a secret stone of your own but if hypothetically you did, would it increase any ability you have? You said in an earlier ask that you can feel where the magic of the champion abilities come from, but can't use it yourself would a secret stone let you use magic?

I don't know if I'd be able to do magic but being able to do the time-slow-down thing I can do during a fight more or better seems like it'd be useful

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How’s Revali doing…

I'm doing just fine.

Simply planning my revenge on whomever it was that attemted to make a fool of me by spreading false news about the third Calamity.

Perhaps I need a vacation...

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Hey partner! I have some bad news. I don't know how, but it seems someone caught on to the relationship you have with the Rito Champion, and has been tipping people of. Not to worry, I have your back, and will get to the bottom of this! You might want to keep your wits about you, I think you're being spied on.

Oh great..... thank you for the heads up Penn, let me know what you find

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((ooc: hey everyone, I have been moving houses so I have been unavailable but I am thinking about how I can answer the most recent asks. They're really good!))

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worst game of tag ever

link: no one knows who i am or what i did for hyrule. i feel so invisible.

yiga clan: hey. don’t cry. 100 haters hunting you for sport ok?

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Would you eat lynels if you could

No??? What kind of question is this??

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Champion Link... how is it you can defeat lynels... but not a cuckoo????

Because I intend to hurt lynels. I don't want to hurt cuckoos

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Aw man I don't want to have to kill you again. *goes to get the master sword*

“YOU’RE BACK??!” :0 - @yigabalali

I always come back. Were you really so fulish as to believe those wretched peoples favoured by the goddess?

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You got a favorite type of apple? There's roughly 7500 known apple species.

Honeycrisp & Jonathan apples are my favorite

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In your opinion, which Champion is the worst/best at cooking?

The Princess is, not great. She's much better at making elixirs and tonics. Daruk is probably second worst at making food edible for the rest of us. He doesn't quite understand how cooking not rocks works. Mipha is rather passable, having spent most of her childhood camping. Same with Urbosa. She is a rather capable cook for someone who doesn't exactly need to cook for herself. Revali is surprisingly good. It makes sense, since he's always had to make his own meals. But he doesn't get very fancy with things; simplistic recipes for the purpose of nutritional value. I much prefer elaborate meals when I have the time myself. The other champion's say I'm the best cook, but I think they just don't want to have to be the ones to do it.

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What is your favorite food? There are soo many recipes, I'm curious which one is your go to.

I like stir fry. You can put almost anything in a stir fry. Fish. Vegetables. Cucco. Add some spices & seasonings. Best thing ever

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Can you still use the powers that the other champions gave to you after you killed their respective Blight Ganons?

Not exactly.

I'm more in tune with the magic they're powers come from but after they all revived I lost the ability to actually use them.

Take Revali's Gale for example. I can listen to the wind and hear its song the same way him and Tulin do; but I don't actually have the power to control or maneuver it at all. I'm still subjected to its whims like anyone else.

Or Urbosa's Fury. I can feel the power behind the lightning and remember where it sat in my chest when I was ready to use it. But I can't draw it forth like how her and Riju can.

It's a little frustrating to be able to understand and feel how the magic works, while also not being able to use it at all. It makes sense that the abilities were lost to me after they came back though. The parts of their souls that they imparted on me were returned to them when they revived. It still feels odd remembering how it felt to carry them with me and now they're not there but in front of me instead.

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Oh? The Rito Champion? So those rumours about him being in Rito Village are true. Fascinating! So the very same Champion who fell a century ago to the Calamity, has returned to living! And the two of you have become an item to. I say he chose well, congrats Link! Not to worry partner, your secret's safe with me! And when I find the Rito Champion, I'll be sure to tell him the same. He shouldn't be to hard to find, once I find out what he looks like.

Soar long!

😮☝️🫥

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mr hero why are tomatos spicy

They- shouldn't be. You should get that checked out.

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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

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Explosions fun :)

Why do you use bomb arrows so much? On a related note, have you ever accidentally blown yourself up?

Anyone who frequently uses bomb arrows will tell you they are unpredictable and come with a high chance of blowing up in your face as standard. I've lost my eyebrows a number of times.

As for why I personally frequent them; I have a few reasons. For a start, they're simply more efficient for handling large hoards of enemies. Sometimes I'll be protecting the Village from hundreds - if not thousands of monsters at a time. Better to take out ten with one bomb arrow than waste ten arrows and keep needing to restock.

Beyond that though, archery is a ranged method of fighting and thus the most efficient role for an archer is lying in wait to snipe larger enemies with a well placed shot. Unfortunatly even as a fledgling, I've never been particularily good at sitting still for any period of time - thus I started using bomb arrows in my youth to give me a greater area of effect. Nowadays my aim is perfect enough to suffice even without them - but I've grown to enjoy the destructive nature of the explosions and the quicker results.

Saki claims I have some newfangled thing called the eighty HD and keeps trying to convince me to take medicine to help me focus; which seems utterly ridiculous to me. My innability to sit still and my enjoyment of prompt restults isn't a result of lacking focus by any means. My focus is unmatched, I can be fully focused during a battle for days at a time even forgoing sleep, I can focus on a book cover to cover for a solid eight hours without even pausing to eat, even right now I've been crafting arrows all day completely dedicated and focused on the task at hand without a single break. She only thinks I have some kind of issue because every time I'm requested to fold laundry or some other dull task, I tend to get distracted and end up doing something else more worthy of my skills like rearranging the nest and building an extension to host an indoor archery range.