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Greetings Link...

What are your opinions on Revali...?

why do you all keeps asking me this????

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Don't worry about it. Also don't tell Teba or Saki.

How did you first meet Amali?

I've actually answered this question here, but I'm always happy to...

...heavens, whatever's going on over Warbler's Nest?

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Oh no not the blood moon :( Does heat still help in Rito form? I don't know but here's a hot water bottle if you want it. (Also can Rito eat chocolate? Might be nice too if yes)

heat doesn’t help much, I would rather just lay down and never move again (I can’t taste chocolate anymore)

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I already had internal parts anyway, nothing's new.

What with Link being a Rito and you two...*ahem*...enjoying each other's company, I've been wondering, do Rito have cloacas?

Do you go around asking other races about what genetalia they have for reproduction? Go and read a book. Do you have any idea how innapropriate it is to ask things like that?

Yes, Rito have cloaca. Our reproductive organs, unlike Hylians, are internal.

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Do you remember your birthday? If not, make up a new one so people will have a day it's appropriate to mail you all the random trinkets they think you'll like!

surprisingly I do. my birthday is in mid-spring. in what your modern calendar would say is early May. around the second week or so.

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What is it like being a Rito?

I guess the pros are flying, being cozy warm all the time, being able to see a ton of colours. The cons? Only one intestinal tract and a lack of flavour perception.

Oh - how long until the uh...blood moon? I hear that's a different process for Rito too, hoping you don't have to deal with that any time soon! 😬🥚

it hurts just as bad as the other kind

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How are you feeling with your new rito body so far? Is it a lot to get used to or is it sort of fun?

Revali’s been teaching me how to deadfall & catch myself at the flight range which has been unbelievably fun. flying isn’t easy but I have a good teacher

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Oh yea! You see brighter colors now, right? How different is it?

I didn’t realize the vibrancy of the patterns on rito feathers……

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Thoughts on eating Rito poultry?

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I don't know how it happened either.....

...Well then.

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(quick note under "read more")

Hello, my dearest allies.

Unfortunately, the Yiga Clan has created quite a ruckus recently in the Gerudo Desert, and as the chief, it is my duty to make sure everyone is safe, so I won't be able to post here for a few days. But, if you happen to have any personal questions, don't be afraid to ask me. I will do my best to answer them when I have the time.

Anyways, I hope the rest of you have an excellent week, and as Hylians would say, "Happy Valentine's Day"! 🧡

-Riju

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What's your favourite outfit now that you're Rito?? Did Tulin or Revali recommend anything to you?

honestly fabric feels not great against feathers. I now understand why Revali & Tulin both wander around with no shirts on all the time. I do like wearing shawls & Revali has plenty to share. Skirts are nice too. but if I could just lay about with nothing on and not feel weird, I would.

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Hiiiiiii link it’s tulin. What’s up with you and revali I didn’t know that was a thing people could do. Are you guys sick or something?

y-yes! we’re fine-

@tulin-sageofwind

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Hi Link!!! How does it feel like to have wings instead of hands? Is it hard to do your hair? (also I love your Rito Link design aghjauhrg)

I’m a little more clumsy now. It’s hard to maneuver around feathers (they keep gettingsticky when I eat. preening is weird and hard to do) and having talons keeps making me trip, but Revali has been more than willing to help me style my feathers now!

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Don't forget not to go out at night!!!! You have bad night vision now, you don't want to get lost! (Though I'm sure a certain somebody would be thrilled to come save you...)

It's like everything is lit less than candlelight, this sucks

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Hi Rito!Link!!!!! Don't forget to deodorise the base of your tail. Rito have glands that release an odour from there when they're *ahem* interested.

That might be part of the reason you're driving Revali so wild right now! Pheromones and all that.

He has been a bit clingy…. maybe that’s why….

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fair

If sealing the darkness was an Olympic sport, what would you give Link out of 10?

I would love to give him a 10/10, but considering there was a hundred year period of the calamity prevailing, I’m going to give him a 9/10.

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at least I’m dressed

Are you gay for Link???!?!!!

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