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hero!! hero!! what is your relationship with the princess!! weve heard rumors that you two are romantically involved, would you care to confirm this for us?? *frantically writing in a notepad*

No! No! We are not involved like that!! It would be completely inappropriate due to my position and hers! She is completely above my station! I would not have much to offer to her!

Besides she is nearly three years younger than me and still a child. She reminds me more of my sister and I see our relationship more akin to that than anything else.

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Link. Just as Revali, you, too, are running out of time. Your life might be in an infinite circle, sure, and your spirit may be bound to always reawaken when time needs it, but that in it of itself does not prevent the universe from swallowing you whole, just as it will do to Revali and the others. The grand universe consumes all. You are nothing but a speck of dust. You affect nothing. Hylia, Dinraal, Nayru, Farosh, they also affect nothing, even should your "legends" claim otherwise. You are but a single atom that doesn't do anything compared to an infinite universe which eats up everything around it and spits back nothing. Once you and your friends pass, you will be forgotten. So what if you pulled that sword? The universe cares not. It will just forget you. It will forget everyone. Nobody is to be remembered. Because nobody is important. So, just remember, your time is coming soon. Tick, tock. Tick, tock. Tick.... tock.

i need to be alone

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Do you…want to kiss and do…other things? 👀

I am a twenty-something year old man of course I am interested in things like that! It’s normal!! Just because I’m not currently doesn’t mean- honestly what is with you people?

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In the hypothetical scenario in which you didn’t have your paraglider and you were driven to the edge by monsters of somewhere really high like Hebra Mountain and Revali was the only witness, what do you think the likelihood of him catching you is? And how long do you think he would rant at you for forgetting your paraglider?

I know he would catch me without hesitation. He is a good person and a champion for a reason. Despite his dislike of me I don’t believe he wants me dead. Though I don’t think he would ever let me live it down.

The fall down the mountain also didn’t feel too great.

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Mr Link, have you ever drunk alcohol before? Have you ever BEEN drunk before? What were you like? I bet you'd enjoy a nice nobal persuit in Gerudo town.

We enjoyed some Nobal Pursuits last time we visited Gerudo Town actually. The Princess could not finish hers so Daruk finished it instead after she went to bed. Though I don’t drink often myself because of my duties, being with the other champions affords me the opportunity to without concern. I like drinking around others, when I drink alone I become rather despondent. Both Daruk and Revali were cracking so many jokes, I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard in a while. And Urbosa started a rather inappropriate game of cards after she helped the Princess to bed. I don’t believe any of us would have played without the alcohol. Mipha’s tail also gets very flappy when she drinks. And Revali can’t hold cups well so he spills a lot.

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Where did you get your earings from??

They were a gift from my father when I pulled the Sword and came of age. They’re made of agate.

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Hey Link

I just want to check in on you and make sure you're doing alright.

Hello Urbosa, I am doing alright. I have been experiencing some pain in my hands due to training so I have been away for a few days to try and recover. Thank you for checking in on me; perhaps I could visit the desert sometime soon. I was just in Tabantha and have some fabrics to share if you would like them.

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what is wrong with you anon?

You're running out of time, Revali. Soon the universe will not remember you. You are nothing but a speck of dust to the great beyond. All your hard work, all of your achievements, will be for naught, as the great universe will consume you, and everything around it. Does it frighten you? That you will be forgotten? Do you make the people around you happy? You may believe that you are the Pride of the Rito, but is that due to your happiness or your hard work, or maybe even your self worth? If you really are their Pride, maybe you should show the more negative sides, like sorrow and fear. Remember, the universe is coming for you Revali. It is coming, and you should fear it, for it does NOT fear you, and you will regret not showing the true sides of yourself as the universe, the great beyond, devours you, the Champions, and all of Hyrule. Tick, tock. Tick, tock. Tick... tock.

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um- No I have not kissed anyone or- anything else…. but I know that I am interested in both men and women. And I am a man myself, so he.

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Hey Link! You have a feather stuck to the back of your tunic!

oh! how did that get there?

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Are you always in that tunic of yours? What do you wear in your down time? Do you own pajamas?

I have an old shirt from my father that I use as a nightshirt. It’s kind of falling apart and very stained but it reminds me of home and helps me feel closer to him.

I also have a nice pair of pants. I cannot remember where I got them but they are my favorite. I like wearing them with the wrap top that Urbosa gifted me the last time I was in the desert.

Sometimes the Princess lets me try on her dresses. Even though they are too big.

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Aight Link you know what to do. Go offer Revali some of your hair. It'll be really funny.

I DON’T THINK THAT WOULD BE VERY APPROPRIATE OF ME!!!!!

{I am trying to get him to like me! I believe that would have the OPPOSITE effect}

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Do you have any friends at the Castle? Like do you get along with any of the other knights?

Most of the other knights don’t really enjoy talking to me after I pulled the sword. A few do, but not many. I spend most of my time around Impa due to our proximity to the Princess. I would like to call her a friend.

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Hey Linnkkkkkk, a little bird told me you got invited to dinner by a certain someone in Hebra? How did it go??

it was a good time

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Could you fit your entire head inside Revali's beak? I need to know for science.

I don’t think I want to find out.

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I know in sign, it's common to give people nicknames rather than spelling out their names with letters. What do you call each of the champions?

Usually I call them by a trait that is prominent to me. Sometimes Revali is “braids,” while Urbosa is “sword dancer.” Mipha I commonly call “guppy.” (from our childhood). These are the most common signs I use for them.

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What's your least favourite monster to deal with?

Lizalfos. They move too fast and they always knock me over.