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How'd you think kiridai, haizaki, imayoshi, nash and jason would use insta? (I know it isn't popular in Japan but still)
Hanamiya Makoto
his account used to be public but he made it private after getting fed up of having to delete comments like “you scumbag you broke my friend’s ribs rot in hell” from his posts which were just cute pictures of the kiridai cat (yes i’m bringing this ancient headcanon back)
so now he only allows follows from people he knows and trusts which means literally just the kiridai team, imayoshi, maybe a couple classmates, and his mum
and then within that circle, he has the other kiridai boys on his close friends list and they’re the ones who see the stories that ‘reveal his true nature’
like hanamiya sees that someone who played against him has made a post about their journey going through shoulder rehab (no guessing who gave them their shoulder issues), so he reposts that post to his close friends story with the caption “time for a round two?”
meanwhile the posts his mum sees are just pictures of the kiridai cat or pages from some books he’s been reading recently
(n.b. hanamiya’s mum very rarely uses instagram. she only uses the account to keep up with family members, and only made it in the first place because hanamiya had just made his and she wanted to make sure he didn’t get cyberbullied.
meanwhile her son is the one who has been repeatedly suspended from instagram for bullying.)
Hara Kazuya
has a lot of accounts and if not for the fact that he has basketball and other hobbies he would be chronically online
so there’s one main account which has just a couple photos that make him look cool (a photo of him dunking, or him drumming with good lighting) and occasionally he’ll post a picture on his stories of the city under a dawn sky and a note of the time so everyone knows he’s out grinding streetball at stupid o’clock.
the main account is his only public account and he only really has it so that, if anyone (family friends, basketball players from other schools) search him up, those curated posts are all they’ll see. he only posts that occasional story in order to see if anyone’s been stalking him.
then there’s the finsta which is what he’s most active on. he posts several times a week on this account and the posts are all either 1) shitposts and memes that make little to no sense, 2) pictures of fellow kiridai members at very bad angles, or 3) photos from matches that he wants to mock, like a picture of kiyoshi’s face in agony as his knee got broken with the caption “tfw tanaka-sensei sets a pop quiz.”
and finally hara has his assortment of troll accounts, most of which he uses to pretend to be a high school girl living in the general Tokyo area so that he can catfish classmates when he’s bored.
hara has so many of these accounts that he’s created a cinematic universe of his own with elaborate storylines about the tumultuous friendships between these non-existent girls. they’ve become kiridai’s answer to d&d whenever the boys are bored.
plus these catfish accounts have now become strategic. several of the ‘girls’ are in talking stages, and even online relationships with, basketball players from other schools. this means that a) hara can get intel from the players and b) as soon as any important match comes around, he breaks up with/ghosts the guy, in the hope that it’ll make them place worse.
it goes without saying that it was hanamiya who invented this innovative technique of psychological warfare but hara’s the one who puts the hours in - to the point where it would be a little suspicious how well he can pretend to be a teen girl in love if not for the shit-eating grin on his face whenever he goes through his collection of screenshots of messages begging “her” to take them back
(sidenote - can you imagine how well okamura would fall for this?)
(i’m thinking of a yandere!okamura x catfish!hara fic…)
Furuhashi Kojiro
has two Instagram accounts
account number one is the one his teammates/family/friends follow. it’s a private account that he doesn’t use very much apart from liking friends’ posts. he has a few photos on there, but mostly photos of scenery from holidays
account number two is public, with around 10k followers. it’s completely anonymous and no one irl knows he has it. this account posts quite regularly and every post is an aesthetic picture either of his plants or what he’s baked recently. and when i say aesthetic, i mean aesthetic: the perfect warm lighting and usually some berries or something framing the centrepiece of the photo.
the captions are usually quite short and wholesome: “making melonpan can be difficult but i find the challenge refreshing” “when the days become stressful, i turn to these larch bonsai to remind myself to stand tall” “i am trying a new macaroon recipe. may it bring great riches.”
he’s also started posting some reels on this account, mostly timelapses of bread rising or plants growing etc
furu uses very few hashtags but somehow still gets super high engagement. his followers adore him and have collectively assumed he’s a fem lesbian living in the countryside somewhere with her beloved girlfriend. (furuhashi naturally never corrects anyone because he wants to keep it anonymous.) the comments are all “cottagecore queen” “i owe all my mental health to you” “the only unproblematic account on Instagram”
so yeah, on instagram, furu is considered an angel
Jason Silver
this man has not posted a single photo where he is not shirtless
and his stories are like 30% videos from streetball practice and 70% thirst traps which he pretends he’s posting to show his gains... but everyone knows he’s just posting them to try attract the three women who followed him back
his following is around 50% ‘baddies’, 45% nba players, and 5% friends and a few streetballers that he’s played against before
(he follows very few streetballers because he thinks it’s beneath him to follow losers and see how they’re improving. he’s so good at basketball he has no need for that, duh.)
(in reality he has no need to stalk prospective opponents because nash does it for him.)
also actually headcanon that most of jason’s posts are videos of him breaking the hoop while dunking or just generally basketball action shots, because jason can’t pose in front of a camera to save his life
you can’t blame him really - that’s a lot of man to fit in one small lens
Haizaki Shougo
no profile photo, no posts: 100% anonymous account. man just uses his Instagram account to get material to jerk off too - pretty much every single account he follows is of an onlyfans model. (he would still be following some female classmates and kise’s ex girlfriend if not for the fact that they’ve all blocked him.)
in the end, haizaki has no friends to interact with and no aesthetic life he can post about, so why would be bother having a more social instagram
added bonus of the anonymous account is that he can use it to stalk others - and he does like his stalking.
sometimes he stalks the gom’s accounts, and he tells himself it’s just to make fun of them being desperate for likes or looking pretentious, but really he gets a “what could have been” feeling from scrolling through all the photos (and it hurts -- especially seeing videos of them playing together like back in middle school.)
and sometimes haizaki stalks his fukuda sogo teammates. again, he tells himself it’s just to mock them, and he’ll see photos of them hanging out together and be like “what fucking losers who would want to be seen with them.” but there’s a little pang of loneliness in his heart all the same.
Yamazaki Hiroshi
has had the same instagram account since he was 10 and he never deletes or archives any posts so if you scroll far down enough, you’ll find videos of pre-pubescent him and hara doing ‘parkour’ (literally just jumping over benches and off swings) or those chain posts like “share this with five friends or you’ll be haunted forever.)
zaki’s is a private account with a couple hundred followers - his teammates obviously but also family, cousins, some classmates, some of hara’s catfish accounts, and even a couple fellow high school basketballers from distant enough teams that they somehow haven’t realised that zaki is a member of the infamous kiridai.
he posts semi-regularly and mostly just very normal, mundane posts - photos from family holidays, a tasty udon noodle bowl he had the other day and maybe the occasional streetball photo (typically with one of the kiridai boys in the frame instead of zaki – zaki’s not a huge fan of photos of himself)
zaki’s feed is mostly hara’s shitposts and also streaming clips from his various video games, and if you do ever see his account in the ‘wild’, it will be him backing up hara’s finsta after hara made a particularly outrageous comment somewhere
because a real friendship takes two people: Person 1 who just stirs shit up, and Person 2 who defends Person 2’s shit-stirring by cursing out every commenter who criticises them
#i'll do the rest if i get time#or if someone pays me enough that i never have to work again#worth a shot :)#hanamiya makoto#hara kazuya#furuhashi kojiro#furuhashi koujirou#yamazaki hiroshi#haizaki shougo#jason silver#kiridai#kirisaki daiichi#kirisaki daichi scenarios#jabberwock#knb#kuroko no basket#kuroko no basuke#the basketball which kuroko plays#imagines#headcanons#instagram#hcs
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Misc Kiridai Random Ramblings/Headcanons
These were catching dust in my files. I wrote most of these years ago but never got around to posting them. I still agree with them for the most part.
Hanamiya
Likes visiting second-hand bookshops since he tends to find more obscure novels.
May dabble in learning foreign languages in order to read certain works in its original language, in order to get the full, nuanced context he may not get from a translated copy.
Early bird.
A light sleeper.
Enjoys logic puzzles or games from time to time, things that get his mind working.
I’d like to think that Hanamiya and Hara tag-team with their respective committee positions, considering their “line of work” with the roughplay, I would think holding down both the disciplinary and health committee would be useful, at least internally at Kiridai anyway.
Furuhashi
Huge fan of organic scented candles, (he can tell which ones use artificial scents); He frequently lights one up during the evening. He only likes ‘natural’ scents, none of those pungent dessert scented ones, though he doesn’t mind the ones that smell like toasted bread.
Early bird.
Prefers more “monotonous” or repetitive work. The kind of tasks where he can work in silence and sort of zone out. He can just work in peace, organizing a myriad of books in the library or watering each of his flowers. The lack of inconsistencies or thought required is therapeutic for him.
Enjoys going on early morning strolls through the park. Usually alone but at times, with his younger sister. The woodsy ambience is refreshing, especially when there’s the smell of rain from the previous day. The two of them are often drawn in by unwalked trails. He holds his sister’s hand whenever they reach unlevel ground that they have to climb up or down.
Occasionally falls asleep to videos of soothing sounds like thunderstorms or gentle water; doesn’t always need it, but if he’s feeling restless one night, it’s there.
He’s the type where something usually has to affect him for him to care about it, he’s not really one to put himself in other people’s shoes.
Hara
Dislikes mint chocolate ice cream, though he never tried it, just sounds disgusting(the type who think it’s like eating toothpaste(spoiler alert: its not))
A night owl.
Guilty pleasure is soap-cutting videos. He once tried to cut some soap himself, but long story short, it's a good thing he is part of the health committee.
One reason he enjoys music games at the arcade is because he loves the moment where he zones out/goes on auto-pilot but his fingers unconsciously play perfectly anyway(if you’ve played rhythm games, you know what I’m talking about)
My headcanon for Hara’s eyes changes a lot, but at the moment, I think Hara just has regular/average eyes. Originally grew his hair out for the sake of avoiding eye contact. He gets amused seeing people speculate just what exactly is underneath his bangs, when in reality, it’s nothing special.
A repeat from my intelligence analysis, but I do believe Hara’s grades don’t reflect his intelligence, and that he's way smarter than he let's on.
Yamazaki
Sort of a Mom-friend, to an extent***. He’s a friend who worries too much and a tad of a stick in the mud, it’s why he isn’t good at scheming.
Night owl.
Loves trying out international cuisine. Won’t tell anyone, but he enjoys a mukbang here or there(which piques his interests in non-Japanese food)
His tolerance for spiciness is out of this world.
Huge dog person. Tries to resist waving at every dog he passes when he is hanging out with the rest of Kiridai, though he occasionally caves in, earning a snicker from Hara(who doesn’t mind greeting the dogs)
Being the youngest sibling means that he takes great pride whenever he is older than someone. As shown when he called Kuroko a brat, even though Kuroko is only a year younger.
I get "I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid" vibes from him.
***In Kurofes, Fujimaki actually says “... mother-like/like a mother” when describing the way Yama scolds his friends and is like the "straight-man" of the group, so is it even a headcanon lol,
Seto
He sleeps because he can/wants to sleep, he doesn’t stay awake if he doesn’t need to be. The ending shot in season 3 which showed Kiridai at the park, shows Seto yawning, probably because it was a casual outing, aka something not that important. We’ve seen Seto where he is perfectly awake, if it's something he deems necessary.
Not really an early bird or night owl.
His body knows when he HAS to get up, so the way someone tries to wake him up doesn’t matter. He doesn’t budge when Yamazaki kicks him because he knows he’s not a starter. On the flipside, he wakes up immediately when Hanamiya just calls out to him, because he is being added into the game, so he has to get up.
Sleep pranks don’t work on him, like drawing on his face. He’ll wake up before it happens. (Hara is on the team so of course he has to be aware)
Similar to Furuhashi, in his frequent walks, he likes treading through unknown territory.
He prefers basic espresso coffee, but doesn’t mind if there’s a dash of chocolate or even peppermint if he’s feeling adventurous(overly sweet drinks that are like 75% cream/chocolate/whatever are a complete no no though)
Not a headcanon but I still can’t believe it's canon that Seto plays online games.
I was reading the stats again and its still kind of funny that kiridai has a better teamwork stat than even shutoku and yosen (which makes sense but I will never get over kiridai's team synergy)
#kirisaki daiichi#kirisaki daichi#kiridai#kuroko no basket#knb#hanamiya makoto#furuhashi kojiro#hara kazuya#yamazaki hiroshi#seto kentaro#knb headcanons#kiridai analysis#posting this for the handful of people who would still care in 2024#was writing something for them and just can't get enough of the team's structure its so good and fascinating#if i'm going to do one thing its pull out my copy of kurofes for reference
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#art#my art#fanart#knb#kuroko no basuke#kuroko no basket#kirisaki daiichi#hanamiya makoto#seto kentaro#hiroshi yamazaki#furuhashi kojiro#furuhashi kojirou#hara kazuya#genderbend#HERE THEY ARE#I NEEDED SO MUCH TIME FOR THIS#IT IS FINALLY OVER#i would let them bully me#i somehow made hara's hair look yummy#and mmmm miss seto looks handsome as hell#based her off dreamcatcher siyeon's no more look btw#she looks like a dragon#i like hush and wolf cuts and layered hair is that not too obvious??#also women with short hair oh my gosh#i love these ladies so so so much#they might be committing a crime but i am heart eyes#hope you like themmm#<3
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i am still attached to these losers. wow.
#knb#kuroko no basket#kurobas#kirisaki daiichi#hanamiya makoto#furuhashi kojiro#hara kazuya#yamazaki hiroshi#seto kentaro#doodles
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June 30: Happy Birthday Kōjirō Furuhashi (Kuroko's Basketball)!!!!
#kuroko's basketball#kuroko no basuke#kōjirō furuhashi#kojiro furuhashi#furuhashi kojiro#happy birthday#june 30#30 june#fuck this post and happy birthday
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KNB - KIRISAKI DAIICHI
key: ♡ sfw // ☆ nsfw // ♤ suggestive // ☁ angst //🖤depression mentions
FURUHASHI KOJIRO
♡Mine
HANAMIYA MAKOTO
☆ 2in1
☆ Kinky
☁ Anaconda
♡ New Manager
☁ Love Always Finds A Way 1.2
♡ Love Always Finds A Way 2.2
☁ Break You
♤ What They Do When You Hold Your Hand Out
☆ Over stimulation
HARA KAZUYA
♤ Perfect: Chubby Reader
♡ Change: Chubby Reader
♡ Friend Zone 1/3
♡ Friend Zone 2/3
♡ Patience
SETO KENTARO
♤ Thigh Pillows: Chubby Reader
♤ Firsts
♡ Confessions
YAMAZAKI HIROSHI
♡ More Than A Crush
♡ I Love You
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Renga Fantasy AU
I've seen lost of fantasy Au's with Langa being the prince and Reki either the cute gardener, the adorable captain of the army, or any other common role that will be the prince's love interest... but what about Prince Reki?
I can see it like this:
Joe is the head of the cook and Reki's paternal figure number #1.
Cherry is the first advisor of the royal family and Reki's paternal figure #2.
Shadow is a guard and probably Reki's main bodyguard, he acts like he is annoyed by Reki's too energic and loud personality but in reality he is a big softie and has a weakness for the young and gentle prince, he is Reki's older sibling figure.
Miya is the son of a noble family, probably training for either being court sorcerer or knight, he is Reki's closest friend despite being younger, he sees Reki as his old brother and is very protective of him because in his opinion (and in everybody else's opinion for that matter) the redhead is too nice for his own good and someone needs to take care of him for god's sake! Of course he will deny it for ever and still be the tsundere he is.
Langa can be the son of a merchant and a doctor from another kingdom, after his dad dies his mother decides to go back to her home in the Kyan's kingdom (Okinawa), because of her reputation as a good doctor she gets a job in the palace as court physician. Langa stays with her at the palace and he could be either training for knight, physician or maybe sorcerer too but he hasn't decided yet, or even training for advisor under Cherry's wing. For the time being he just study with Reki.
Now in this au's Prince Langa main trouble is he feeling lonely or incomplete, Reki being the sun he is complement him and his trouble is of course his self confidence, I want to keep it that way even if Reki is the prince now.
So Langa feel not sad anymore but definitely off since his dad died, he used to love traveling with him, try new things, he loved the most all the things he could learn from the items he got to sell, he wanted to be a merchant like him but now he is not sure anymore, that's why that for now he is just studying along with the prince as he decides what he want to do with his life, he is not unhappy but he can't help but feel there is something missing, that's it until he meets the ray of sunshine that is Prince Reki, the royal is gentle and unlike other royal member he has met (due both if his parents jobs) he doesn't treat the rest with superiority, he traits everyone the same, with kindness, a warm and genuine smile, he actually doesn't act like how he was taught princes are supposed to act, he is loud and very energetic, he is polite and all, but he doesn't emanate an aura of someone to be afraid off or someone you feel intimidate with, he makes you feel like you are with a friend, he will talk and talk enthusiastically to no end... unless you show him you were bored, which was not rare to happen, with the prince being too kind and easygoing is was easy for others to forget he was the prince. But Langa could hear him for hours and never get bored, Reki showed him the palace and different places of the kingdom, he show him his drawings, all his crafts, the prince was incredible with smithy, he designed most of the best warriors' armors, as well as some of the innovative artifacts that helped so much in the kingdom, he showed him his passion for his realm and his passion for his hobbies, he was amazing... it's such a shame the prince is not capable to see it himself.
Reki for his part, he is the genius, creative sunshine we know. He is energetic and almost all the people loves him. Almost, because there is still the royal and nobles assholes that think he won't be a proper ruler because of his personality. As well as the people that get fed up with his energy. Those all are the people less liked in the kingdom. Though is really a trouble that the royal ones hold such power, because they really chose violence when it comes to Reki's self confidence. Especially because the most deep root for his insecurities comes from no other than his passed away father.
The king was... not a good man, the kingdom was not in ruins but the people were not happy, his family was not either, he would lash out to his wife and daughters, telling them they were good just to show of, to serve him, he was abusive with this staff on the palace and to his people, but who got the worst treatment was the young prince, since a child Reki was unquiet, loud, energic, totally the opposite to a centered, reserved and serious prince, he was also too kind with everyone no matter how much he told him he was above all the people, but Reki refused to be rude or mean to anyone, the only people that he lashed out to were the rude and cruel royals that abused of their power and were mean to people with no status or power. The king ruled with an iron fist and with stronger severity he tried to rise his heir, but Reki's golden heart was always stronger, however it didn't protected him from the abuse, the hard punishments and the constant reminders of how a failure he was, how he was worthless, how he was a mistake, how easy it would be for him to replace him if not were for the fact he needed a boy of royal blood to be his heir and he had no one, how annoying he was, that there was something wrong with him. And all the people that thought the same as his father had no seconds thoughts to remind him of the same in every. Single. Opportunity.
It was such a relief when the king died from a mysterious illness, and if anyone ever thought about it as a coup from the queen and the royal staff? Well nobody blamed them, but that was just a rumor and they were fine without him anyways.
Indeed, after the king's death the Kingdome went through a prosperity that haven't been seen in years. Despite what the king and his lackyes believed the Queen was actually a very well skilled ruler, she fixed the mess her former husband made and bring a new era to her people, she made new allies, she cleaned the corrupted government and brought new opportunities to the kingdom of Okinawa, the people were happy again. And her son, his ideas for artifacts to make certain tasks easier, his enthusiasm about cultural development, not mention that despite what his father said Reki was really smart, a total pride for his tutors even if his chaotic nature gave them green hairs, also his ideas to improve the army of the Kingdome, his ideas helped a lot to their realm's development. Many people called him the inventor prince.
However there were some royal asses that were not happy with him, there were invertors for that, there were artists, musicians, artisans for the cultural things, a prince shouldn't be look being so friendly and informal to commoners, shouldn't be so loud and idiot.
Not to mention the people that just... were fed up with his chit chat, and okay, they get it, Reki's personality could be overwhelming and even obnoxious to some people, but they needed to be so rude about it? The fact that must of this people were royal visitors didn´t help at all, Reki just felt he was embarrassing his mother and the Kingdome, no matter how many time she and the royal advisor Kaoru told him otherwise, or the fact that those people were usually not good allies at all.
Years of abuse and constantly hearing how a waste you were are hard to heal.
But, the love and support of the people that truly loved him helped Reki a lot, it was a long path but he was getting there. Though, the person that were really close to him, and you know who these persons are, know that sometimes the thoughts gets too loud on Reki's head, but they are there for him, and are happy to see that everyday the sunshine prince is doing better and better.
Well, and then of course the boys met and all of that, they help each other to find what was missing, to discover how much loved and worth they are.
The Queen and the court physician ship them, because this is my fucking au and I say love is love, you are who you are, no labels :)
Kaoru, Kojiro, Miya and Hiromi are definitely fondly exasperate with their mutual pining and just want them to just kiss already and spare their poor souls out of their misery.
About Ad*m... I don't know yet honestly.
In one hand I'm so tempted to make him not existing in this au. On the other hand he could be a major villain, maybe a lord wanting to make coup to the kingdome with Tadashi being a spy loyal to Queen Kyan. And I really want Langa to beat the shit out if him for messing up with his sun, but well, idk.
Any thoughts about this? Feel free to ask! 👀
#sk8 the infinity#sk8 au#fantasy au#prince reki#reki kyan#langa hasegawa#miya chinen#joe sk8 the infinity#cherry blossom#kaoru sakurayashiki#furuhashi kojiro#hiromi higa#shadow sk8#reki deserves the world#simp langa#renga
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Kirisaki Daiichi basketball team.
#kuroko no basket#kuroko no basuke#kirisaki daiichi#knb#sportsanime#hanamiya makoto#hara kazuya#seto kentaro#furuhashi kojiro#yamazaki hiroshi#matsumoto itsuki#basketball#anime
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Kuroko no Basket 2nd season
Episode 9 end card
#end card#episode 9#kuroko's basketball#kuroko no basket#hanamiya makoto#Makoto hanamiya#hara kazuya#kazuya hara#seto kentaro#kentaro seto#furuhashi kojiro#kojiro furuhashi#yamazaki hiroshi#hiroshi yamazaki
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i dont show my love for these lot enough </3
#knb#kuroko no basket#hanamiya makoto#hara kazuya#yamazaki hiroshi#furuhashi kojiro#seto kentarou#cats art
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kiridai + part time jobs p1
for anon who asked "if kirisaki worked part time, what kind of job would it be and how would they behave?" i'll get round to doing hanamiya + zaki + maybe the others eventually, but i figured it was better to post something than nothing. also because it was matsumoto's bday last week and there's nowhere near enough matsumoto content out there. kiridai's unsung hero <3
Hara Kazuya
cannot keep a part time job to save his life
he doesn’t need one for the money but his parents thought it would be a good idea for him to get some real world experience instead of doing whatever the fuck it is that he does all day when he’s not at school or on the court
the problem is though that not having a financial incentive to keep a job means that hara doesn’t take them very seriously
the corporate environment - and most of his part time jobs have been corporate, working for family friends’ big businesses - bores him to death
and when he’s bored, the urge to bother poor innocent accountants and administrators, who are just trying to finish their 9-5 to go home to their family, is unbearable
what do you mean ‘have sympathy for middle-aged and depressed old salarymen who were minding their own business?' thinks hara as he sets forth on yet another mission to find someone to terrorise
so yeah, it’s not surprising that the jobs don’t usually last
i mean, he practically fires himself
like he gets called into the boss’s office, or into hr, or whatever, and they minute they say “so, hara, i think we need to discuss your behaviour recently…” hara interjects with “it’s horrible, isn’t it? guess i’m fired. sick. see you never.”
and is out of the office before they have time to call him back
the longest part time job he ever held down was at a music store, which worked for a while because he got along with most of his coworkers, and liked fiddling with some of the instruments on sale
but, yet again, bored hara + customer-facing role = very dangerous combination
even though some of the customers liked hara's very rock ‘n’ roll attitude to customer service, the minute his manager had to make cuts, hara was the first to go
(in retrospect, maybe it was something to do with how often he’d mock the manager for not having made it as a singer. hara just can’t help himself when it comes to kicking someone who’s already down.)
Furuhashi Kojiro
i’m not going to try be creative here, and anyone who knows anything about furuhashi already knows what his part time job would be
furuhashi works part time at a flower shop / garden centre type deal
furuhashi loves the flowers and plants under his charge, genuinely loves them like they’re his children
furuhashi hates the vast majority of his customers, with the same scathing fury that any animal lover would have if they had to let people with a history of animal cruelty adopt an animal in their care
when furuhashi sees that one person who 'loves' plants but can’t keep them alive to save their life (as they always tell furuhashi with a sheepish smile, “i love having them around but i just don’t have the knack for it!”)-
yeah the look on furuhashi’s face could kill
(n.b. the customer in question is probably hayama because he’s sort of got that vibe)
really furuhashi deserves our pity for having to spend so much time dealing with people he would gladly stab to death given a dark alley with no cctv
these being people who forget to water their plants; people who keep buying bouquets for their loved ones, bouquets that never end up watered and die an early death; people who buy a plant even after being told its high maintenance, ignore looking after the most basic needs, and then come back a week later like “uhh you sold me dying plants”
”i sold you dying plants,” repeats furuhashi, very slowly, eyes more less dead-fish and more piranha-on-the-prowl
“yeah, so can i get a refund or what?”
“i sold you dying plants,” says furuhashi again and his voice is getting lower, raspier, like a movie character who’s about to swear he’ll get vengeance on his wife’s murderer
luckily the customer realises its not worth taking a punt trying to get a refund they don’t deserve, in a darkly lit garden centre where they’re the only customer around, and they flee the scene before furuhashi starts an experiment on whether human flesh is a good fertiliser
honestly furuhashi’s probably the only person who’ll ever experience a garden centre to yakuza pipeline, because one day some oyabun’s going to scout him based on that anti-plant-killer rage alone
Seto Kentaro
torn about what to say here because, on the one hand, i can see seto being a trader as a part time job - after all, the man likes maths so he’s going to be good with spotting patterns
but, on the other hand, i really struggle to imagine him committing to a part time job whilst he’s in high school, or even university
there’s no motivation for him to have one, since his family are well-off enough to support his studies without him needing to pay for anything; and between studies, sleep, and basketball, does he really have the time for a job?
his parents would rather have their son studying to make sure he gets into tokyo university, than have him waste time with a part time job since he’s already got a work ethic (sort of)
maybe, like hara, seto’s parents get him a gig at a family friend’s company? you know, to get him out there networking in the world
but this would just be a part time job over the summer, and probably not many hours either, more just something for him to put on his cv
(though with a network of rich people, who needs a cv? hahahahaha…. ….)
and to be honest, i think seto would probably do alright in the corporate environment (by corporate, i mean big bucks corporate), even as a high schooler
he’d have to do something mentally stimulating - because if he was told to just deliver coffees to people, he: a) wouldn’t be bothered to do it, and b) would be too insulted to do it
but if he was doing something mentally stimulating, and maybe working with a team of fellow smart young people, then i do think he’d work hard and even enjoy what he was doing.
the man needs more hanamiyas in his life
(a sentence that applies to very few people in this world)
Matsumoto Itsuki
works at some sports equipment chain store as a sales assistant. he’d be lying if he said he enjoys the job, but it does mean discounts on his gear and gym membership, and, unlike many of the students at kiridai, he does appreciate having some extra money on hand.
when he’s at work without stuff to do, he’s usually twirling a basketball on his fingertips or trying to convince his coworkers to let him do inventory checks and avoid the customer-facing side of things
unfortunately this usually doesn’t work because a) matsumoto wasn’t gifted with a silver tongue and b) the guy who’s usually on matsumoto’s shifts with him refuses to let matsumoto live down the time where he hid in the storeroom to avoid hanamiya and hara who had just popped into the shop, and then locked himself in there by accident
‘course, that was when matsumoto had only recently joined the basketball team, and was still filled with teen angst and awkwardness
these days, if a teammate comes to the shop, he sticks his middle finger up at them if they ask for help and essentially treats them like he wishes he could treat all the customers
on the other hand, he always applies his employee discount to their purchases, even when the customer in question is hara in a particularly irritating mood. so let it not be said that matsumoto doesn’t have a soft spot for his teammates.
but, yeah, in general customer service is not matsumoto’s thing
he does genuinely try to help customers out and does a very good job of not punching annoying customers in the face (this is easier said than done in matsumoto’s case; after all, he spends most of his time with a bunch of guys who all believe violence is The Solution TM), but sometimes he lets his guard down
like the time someone came in saying they were new to play golf and wanted recommendations for a suitable club
“why the fuck would you want to play golf?” says matsumoto a little louder than intended.
“excuse me!” goes the customer
“what?” replies matsumoto before remembering he is talking in the real world and not in his daydream land where he beats up customers. “shit. um. let me go show you the club brands we stock.”
the only reason he didn’t get fired afterwards was because the store’s running low on staff as is
oh and matsumoto’s the only guy the manager doesn’t scold for not smiling at customers, because matsumoto’s customer-service smile makes him look like a gun is being held up to his forehead
it scared away far more customers than it attracted
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Casual Kiridai still hits, especially now that I know the first image exists
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I'm screaming
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Yes, I understand. Thank you for your honest answer. You can then ask headcanon about jealousy Kirisaki Daichi? I thought you did something similar on Akashi and Kuroko. Thank you.
YAMAZAKI HIROSHI
He won't admit it when he's jealous
But there's no need to cuz it's very obvious that he is
He'll be kinda shy and awkward about it since he doesn't really know what to do in situations like these
Most of the time, it's never anything serious and can always be solved with a tight hug and a few words of reassurance
On the small chance that he actually really is jealous…
He'll try to spend as much time with you as possible
He'll practically drag you all around the city just to be alone with you
It's just cuz he's insecure inside tho
Sometimes he doesn't feel like he's the best guy for you
So you just gotta make sure he knows that he's absolutely perfect uwu
SETO KANTARO
When he's jealous, everyone would know immediately
He'll either get really pouty or aggressively affectionate
He doesn't stay jealous for long tho and it's never anything really serious
However, if it's actually serious he'll get all scary and quiet
He becomes really possessive and is noticeably upset if he sees you with the person He's jealous of
Like he'll just walk up to you, put a firm hand on your waist, and drag you away
As you guys walk away, he'd give you a long kiss on the lips to let them know your his and his alone
May or may not turn into a full make-out sesh
“Seto, let's tone it down a bit, we're in public”
“Oh are we? I didn't notice.”
FURUHASHI KOJIRO
Furuhashi isn't one to easily get jealous
In the rare case that he actually does, he'll be very quiet about it
You might notice his jealousy in the small, subtle things
Like maybe an arm around your shoulder in public
Or even a tight hold on your hand
Just a little something to let people know you're his
He’ll basically become more possessive of you
As if he isn't very possessive already
If he's actually really jealous, he'll step up his PDA game a bit
Maybe a hug or two and peck on the cheek
Even if it's not much it’s out of character for him
You'll eventually realize what's going on, even though it might’ve taken a while, and smooth things out accordingly
HANAMIYA MAKOTO
Considering how Hanamiya is like,
Anyone around you wouldn’t even try to get close to you
A friend, and nothing more
Because they always knew, that you’re Hanamiya Makoto’s
Yet when someone who had the courage of a wolverine appeared in his sight
He would tell him off directly with the most fierce eyes
You wouldn’t be informed about it
You would just be surprised about the disappearance of that person who tried to bother you
“Mako-chan, the guy who I was telling you about didn’t bother me anymore.”
“Really? Maybe your face scared him,”
HARA KAZUYA
Hara would definitely be open about jealousy
I mean, he’s yours and you’re his, what’s wrong with being jealous?
He showers you with lots of affection everyday
In public or not, he wants to let everyone know that you are his
And so when someone tried to get in the way of your relationship
He would double the affection he’s giving
He would also confront the suspect
“Stay away from Y/N,”
“Why would I?”
When someone gets into his nerves, he would be okay using his fist for the sake of you and your relationship
MATSUMOTO ITSUKI
Matsumoto denies jealousy in front of you
Though amidst his closed mouth for jealousy and such, he’s quite possessive
Sure, he’s sweet and affectionate
But he could also be aggressive
Especially when someone tries to get ahold of you
When that happens, he would pull out his PDA card
He would claim you so much that is out of character
He’s not okay with fighting someone, he wouldn’t go that far
Because he trusts you a lot
..and wouldn’t want you to know that he’s jealous even if he is
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Spiderweb: Chapter 2- Cuddles & Talks
One | Two | Three | Four
You both watched about four movies in total since he was there. After dinner, you both went back to your room. You got on your bed, and he sat beside you again.
“So, how is basketball?” You asked, tilting your head.
“Eh, it’s okay. Ever since we lost, we have constantly been practicing.”
“I see; it must be rough.”
“Yeah, that is why we are looking for a manager,” Yamazaki said. You were surprised since Hanamiya seemed like the type to want to do everything himself.
“Really?”
“Yeah, on that note. I was wondering if you wanted to be our manager?” He asked, turning his entire body towards you. Your eyes widened as you looked over at him, and you quickly shook your head.
“N-No way~.”
“Why not?”
“I-uhm-”
“Is it because of how we play?”
“Well, yeah… and Hanamiya kinda scares me,” you looked down, hugging your stuffed animal. Yamazaki rubbed his neck and looked off to the side.
“Can I be honest with you?”
“Sure~ won’t change my mind, though.” You said, and he chuckled slightly.
“Well, he wouldn’t do anything to hurt you deliberately… I don’t think. Maybe, okay, he is sadistic. So I can’t guarantee that, but it was his and Hara’s idea.”
“You didn’t help your case none, at all.”
“Yeah, I know. I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I just can’t even attempt to lie to you,” he said. You laughed, and he cracked a small smile before pulling you close. A slight blush was on your cheeks, but you allowed him to pull you on top of his chest as he laid down. You both began to cuddle, and you fell quiet, closing your eyes. You only opened them again when he started to speak again.
“Please? For me? It would mean we are together again, and I can walk you home all the time.”
“Zaki, I don’t feel comfortable. Plus, a lot of schools hate you guys. What if I become the target? I am not much of a fighter,”
“I will protect you; the basketball team will protect you.”
“But~” you trailed off when Yamazaki cupped your cheeks slightly.
“You have nothing to worry about. I promise,” he said. You met his eyes, and a blush covered your cheeks before sighing softly.
“I need to think about it,”
“Mm, okay, but try and come up with an answer by tomorrow. Or else Hanamiya is going to ask you himself,” he warned.
“Huh?”
“He already said if I couldn’t convince you. He would.”
“Oh, uhm…” You trailed off and hid your face in his chest. He tightened his arms around you and placed a small kiss on your head. The action caused your cheeks to heat up. You pulled your head up from his chest and looked at him, surprised. He had that typical boyish grin on his face. He couldn’t help but admire how innocent and cute you looked from his action.
“What was that for?”
“What?”
“The kiss?”
“Just a friendly gesture, unless you want it to mean more,” he teased. You slapped his chest, huffing with a bluff.
“Idiot, you can’t do that.”
“Yes, we can; it’s not like it was on the lips. It was on the head; friends do it all the time.”
“So, you and the basketball team do it?”
“Hell no,”
“I thought friends did it.”
“Basketball team is teammates, not necessarily friends. Me and you, we are friends,” he said. You rolled your eyes, but he cupped your face and brought it down to him.
“H-Hiroshi~ stop….” You said, and he laughed, letting your face go.
“Sorry, sorry. It’s so fun to tease you, though, you just turn so red, and it’s a cute look.”
“I hate you,” you huffed. You rolled off of him and turned your back to him. He wrapped his arms around you, holding you to his chest.
“Don’t be mad; I am sorry.”
“Fine…”
You both fell quiet again, and you leaned into his hold. Cuddling was a thing you guys always did, but it has been a while since he held you like this. You felt your heart race a bit as he nuzzled his face into your back.
“I missed this. Can we make this normal again?”
“Yeah, whenever you aren’t busy.”
“Alright, every Friday and when my parents aren’t home, and I spend the night.”
“Deal.”
You turned to face him, and he smiled at you before closing his eyes. You did the same, and you both began to drift off to sleep.
Your mother knocked on the door two hours later to let Yamazaki know the spare room was ready. When she got no answer, she walked in and covered her mouth at the most adorable sight before her. Your head was on his chest, and he held you protectively to him. She took a picture of you two and sent it to his mom. She was definitely, going to frame this and hang it on the wall of many memories. She quietly shut the door, not even bothering to wake them up. After all, she watched Yamazaki grow up and knew she could trust him.
The following day, your phone went off, and you let a small yawn out. You buried your face into the warmth that surrounded you. Arms tightened around your waist, and your eyes slowly opened as the alarm was shut off. You looked up and met the sleepy eyes of your neighbor and close friend.
“How did you sleep?”
“I slept good, you?” You asked, slowly getting up, but he pulled you back down. He didn’t let you go and sighed softly.
“I want to sleep longer, can’t we be late? Or skip?”
“No, my mom would kill us both.”
“Fair, your mom can be terrifying if bad choices are made.”
You both got up, and he went to the spare bedroom to get ready for school, and you did the same.
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let out the beast
genre: angst/fluff
tw: bullying
“Hey,” Furuhashi said, “(Y/N)?” Hara simply shrugged his shoulders as he went back to lazily chewing his gum. Hara looked at Yamazaki, who did the same,
The creaking of the door heralded the coming of their coach and captain. Hanamiya’s eyes scanned the gym, but found a certain someone missing,
“Oi, Seto,” Hanamiya said. When the latter stayed asleep, Hanamiya gave a nod to Yamazaki. Yamazaki delivered a kick to his groin. Seto woke up with a jolt, clutching his family jewels.
“The hell you want, Hanamiya?” Seto groaned. He pulled up his sleep mask, revealing the evil eye he shot Hanamiya underneath.
“Go call (Y/N) and tell her to get her ass over here.”
“Hah? You woke me up just for that?” Seto pulled up his mask again. “I have better things to do.” Hanamiya waited for three, five, ten, seconds. Then he dealt Seto another kick.
Seto simply groaned and walked out of the gym. On the way out, he passed one of the girls that (Y/N) frequently hung out with. She was sitting on the bench, apparently having nothing else to do. Seto stood in front of her.
“Hey you, where’s (Y/N)?” The girl visibly flinched. It wasn’t his fault, of course. Seto was just... intimidating. But the girl had obviously seen (Y/N) and Seto hanging out several times, so she didn’t scream and run away like the others.
“What do you want (Y/N) for?” she asked, cocking an eyebrow.
“She’s our manager, Einstein. Get a hint.” The girl simply turned away from him and went back to doing whatever she was doing.
“I think she went to the bathroom earlier.” Seto left with a sigh.
The stairs he went up in the building were rather secluded. Not many people usually went through them, and the only people he would usually find here were bullies looking for victims, or couples looking for a place to snog. This time, though, he found the manager of Kirisaki Daiichi sobbing on the steps.
(Y/N) seemed to notice his presence, even though he crept up as quietly as possible. “Oh. Hi Seto!” she chirped, wiping away a tear. She looked at her watch. “Oh man, I’m late aren’t I?” (Y/N) frantically gathered all of her belongings and started to stand up.
“No,” Seto said firmly. “You owe me an explanation.”
“But Hana—“
“Hanamiya can wait 10 years for all I care.” Seto put a hand on her shoulder.
There was nothing romantic between them, but all the players of Kirisaki Daiichi had come to at least respect (Y/N) like a sister. Well at least, giving her the slightest ounce of respect.
“You’re funny.” (Y/N) put a hand on Seto’s chest and stood up again. “Let’s go.”
Seto pulled (Y/N) back down. “No. You’re sitting your ass down and telling me what’s wrong with you.”
After several rounds this going back and forth, (Y/N) finally reached her breaking point. That left Seto with Kirisaki Daiichi’s crying manager as he tried to comfort a woman to the best of his knowledge. Footsteps approached from the stairs.
“Oi Seto, what’s taking you so—” Hara stopped in his tracks once he saw what was in front of him.
The two exchanged a knowing look.
They decided that they would take action after school. But lunchtime turned out to be the match on the fuse.
“Hey, (L/N)-chan,” a boy said, dragging out the vowels in a sickly sweet voice. Hara grimaced as he recognised him to be one of (Y/N)’s usual harassers.
“Your boobs look as great as usual. Maybe today you’ll let me—” The boy had tried to reach for (Y/N)’s bosom when he suddenly froze. A chilling presence had snuck up behind him.
“And maybe today you’ll let me beat you up behind the school after 6th period,” the familiar voice of Hanamiya Makoto threatened.
“Ha-Hanamiya-san!” The boy jumped back in fear as the rest of the basketball team surrounded him.
“Leave her alone or I’ll beat you up so good behind the school later you won’t be able to piss out of the right place for a month.”
“And if we don’t?” one of the other boys challenged. Hanamiya didn’t move a muscle. Five seconds passed. Suddenly, Hanamiya delivered a kick to his groin. Everyone in the room shuddered— the sound itself was enough to make poeple flee for their lives.
“Don’t think you will,” Hara said as the team walked out.
Classic Hanamiya. The boys left with a scoff as you couldn’t be anymore thankful to the wonderful boys you had with you right now.
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