#vamp talk. *

[megaawkwardhuman]

[vampsickle]

ex-bf jason todd is so sexy. he’s the one who broke it off with YOU because he couldn’t stay committed and was too busy to properly spend time with you. you cut all contact with him as a result, and a couple months later he sees you with another man, his arm wrapped around you, holding you right against his waist. he doesn’t understand WHY he’s so jealous, jealous enough that he sneaks into your dinky apartment, waiting for you on your bed the next night. he’s scowling under the mask, not even listening to what you’re saying to him, how angry you are with him, but he’s yanking your bottoms down and shoving you into the bed.

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

i saw a thirst trap of carlisle cullen last night and i immediately thought about a steddie twilight au but where eddie falls for steve, the patriarch of that weird-ass foster family that just moved to town at the start of eddie's third go at senior year (he moved to hawkins to stay with his uncle and try this last time to graduate after people in his home town keep only thinking of his now convict dad whenever they see eddie. maybe now he can actually graduate without all the teachers holding a grudge).

steve, or Dr. Harrington to the folks of Hawkins, who studied medicine to help people after he was attacked in his early 20s by an actual vampire his father was trying to hunt down after it killed steve's mother

steve, who forced himself to feed on animals, to not take a single breath when he went to his best friend robin's home after being changed to tell her goodbye

steve, who winds up changing robin too (accidentally biting her? he comes back not a year later and robin's sick? idk)

steve, who just kept collecting kids by accident when he'd find them on the brink of death, all throughout his long life.

steve and robin, who are now professionals at pretending to be married (and have been officially platonically married loads of times at this point).

eddie, who skids his car roughly into chrissy cunningham's in the school parking lot after they've just come back from winter break and they both end up bonding over the ride in the ambulance/long wait in the hospital

chrissy, who immediately clocks eddie's reaction to Dr. Harrington as soon as he walks in the room and relentlessly (lovingly) torments him about it from then on.

something something eddie falls for steve the otherworldly being and steve who falls just as hard for this entirely breakable human

classic miscommunications about "He's married!", "He's still totally into you though.." and "Oh my god he thinks I'm married...That's why he's not flirting back!", "And why did it take you so long to realize this?"

dr. harrington's meddling kids (who somehow look just like steve even though they're fosters??? ("They're vampires Chris, they've got to be.")) trying to push eddie on their 'dad' and eddie's 'robin' chrissy on their robin...

idk idk i just can't help but think about a twilight au now lmao

[apollognese]

Vampire Caitlyn??

[ryuubus]

NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH WOULD MAKE ME HATE YOU, ANGELICO

id die for him, he is my son now

[mishaswolfden]

Delico family illustration from the anime's twitter account!! It's Ul's birthday and Halloween all at once aaah 😭😭🤍

[academic-vampire]

Guys how am I supposed to give myself a pep talk in the mirror if… if I’m… a vampire ? 😞

(Do I have to give a pep talk to like… a portrait of myself?????)

[spookybeandoodle]

Her

That is all

[dykesynthezoid]

I do think Daniel is going to have a health crisis at the end of the season (possibly due to Louis; sorry Danlou ily but Louis’s just an unstable girlie) although I don’t know if it’ll end with him being turned or not (it still feels kind of early but also please let Eric be a vampire he wants it so bad) but there is an alternative that exists in my haha yes sickos brain in which he’s not turned but Armand’s blood is what saves him. (Perhaps Louis is indisposed? Maybe he makes another attempt to end it?)

I keep thinking about Eric saying that Daniel is moving into a phase of feeling “pure hatred” for Armand post memory wipe reveal and god. God would it be so crazy for Daniel to end up in this position where Armand’s blood is the only thing keeping him alive with his health teetering on the edge, and he needs it, but he’s also so angry and still doesn’t want to be turned, but on top of that he’s stubborn and wants to see this vampire drama through to the end, but then also he’s been put back in this position of an addict— And if there are certain memories the whole situation triggers well. Fun

[luck-of-the-drawings]

my TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD, VAMPIRES N COWBOYS... deacon keller is SUCH a fun character, hes charming and funny but ALSO formidable and STRONG when he feels he needsta be. i hope him and arthur can get a chance to talk more and be better friends. l ike really good friend s. . like. like really good f. hangon i gotta go i think i hauve rabies.

[2-late-2-the-party]

rly hoping Delico's Nursery drags more people into trump series hell the way it did for me bc I don't know how much longer I can withstand feeling this alone in my late obsession.

also hoping the visibility gets some publishers to license the mangas and short stories in english. please. I need to read all of them and I need them on my shelf. desperately.

[hotasfahrenheit]

Vamp the Series | Happy Ending

[pilot 18.6.24] | [pilot 15.6.24]

[vampsickle]

the idea of grinding on jason’s clothed cock and smearing your wetness on his underwear while he just has to lay there and take it. his eyes swirling with lust but his brows are tightly knit, he could flip you over and take you right there, but instead he chooses to take this torture from you, occasionally whining and moaning like a sweet whore :)

[abbysbug]

Vampire Abby that gets a thrill out of feeding every month because you let her go down on you when you're on your...

(is that too weird???)

FUCK YEAH

her face is covered in blood and she refuses to lick it off until she’s done with you cuz she loves the idea in being covered in you

and when she fingers you she makes you watch her suck her bloodied fingers one by one to clean them, moaning each time

[jadequarze]

Been noticing that I'm in a better headspace now compared to couple weeks ago. I have been taking steps to not be too stressed out and boy, before that it has taken a toll on my health. I haven't been on twitter much, who followed me there can see. It's just, I've been unnecessary angry about things even though it's nothing to be angry about. Uninstalled the app from my phone and I think I won't be on twitter much. It's honestly really exhausting for me

It's been nice chilling in this corner and talking to friends. The self indulgent sketches ive been drawing without worrying about reach is nice too

[hijinks-n-lowjinks]

Title: Gasoline

Author: hijinks_n_lowjinks

Summary:

Fushiguro Megumi is a poacher; a lethally trained hunter working to capture the last dregs of humanity to feed his vampiric clients and keep his sister safe. Megumi assumes that he will be hunting down his own kind for the end of his days until coven leader, Mahito, makes him an offer he can't refuse: A man named Itadori Yuuji has fled the chains of the coven to try and disappear into the wilds of Japan, stealing an important vampiric relic in his escape. Megumi must find Itadori and return him to the coven alive, using whatever means necessary to gain his trust. Should Megumi fulfill their contract, he and his sister will receive full immunity from vampire-kind as they walk away from their dealings. A final contract. But when Megumi does make contact with Itadori, he finds that doing his job comes with more complications than expected.

Fandom: Jujutsu Kaisen | Chapters: 1/12 | Rating: Explicit | Pairing(s): Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji, Minor Side Pairings | Content Warnings: Blood and Gore, Violence, Guns, Nonconsensual Blood Drinking, Misc