dykesynthezoid

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everyone needs to be a killjoy feminist right now

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one day you too could be a fanfic author who updates a decade later

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Impulse purchased a vintage Pierre Cardin wool coat on depop yesterday so we’ll see if it actually shows up lmao. The seller is verified w a five star rating tho so there’s hope

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The thing about Helly R is she acts the way I have always longed for characters— and especially heroines— trapped in coercive situations against their will to act. The dark romance genre hates to see her coming. She’d kill a man like that with a staple gun within five minutes. Years of me reading romance narratives going “how come nobody is screaming and hitting this man over the head with a chair?? why is he just allowed to get away with this??” and finally my savior arrives. I hope when we see her again she gets to start biting people

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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

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I know dnd isn’t really supposed to accurately represent things that actually exist in reality and it overall has no obligation to do so but if we’re being completely real it is fucking crazy that a goat, a baboon, and a BADGER are all statted and designed to be challenge rating 0. On what fucking earth would a frog and a goat have the same challenge rating. Goats basically have uncanny dodge irl. Like you cannot be serious. And yet cows and boa constrictors are cr 1/4. Absolutely fucking goofy

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yippee! is a gateway drug. to other substances such as. wahoo! and yay!

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DOECHII wins Best Rap Album for ‘Alligator Bites Never Heal’ at the 67th Grammy Awards (2025)

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free him he did some of that but his haters are annoying

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I have a dnd pc who is somewhat complicated morally and if she were ever somehow exposed to the world I know many people would love her but I also know some people would talk about her like she’s Himiko Toga or the 2016 suicide squad Harley Quinn. And I’d maybe have to resort to violence if that happened

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I know these are my own tags but I’m posting them again bc I’m Right. Nobody who is actually a fan of a (for real) problematic female character calls her “morally grey.” Like that just doesn’t happen. They either joke that she’s never done anything wrong in her life ever or go “her evil ways have bewitched me” / “I love her funny little crimes.” If anybody calls even an actual female villain “morally grey” it just sounds like they found a more socially acceptable way to call her a bitch. Like I’m not stupid. I can see that shit. It’s not 2008 anymore. It shouldn’t be your first time seeing a realistically morally complex character in a piece of media. Get it together

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We don't hate reporters enough

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being a fan of a female fictional character is like yes im in love with her soulfully and carnally but i am ALSO her defence attorney her ambassador her pr manager her representative her missionary her right hand arm man her silly rabbit. her scholar her explainer the last man standing in her army. phd in explaining her nuance and depth priesthood in her church. could i be talking about other things?? move on?? maybe!!! were i not the animated suit of armor in her temple bound to protect her for eternity

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*bouncing on it scornfully & with naked contempt for your vision*

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

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what do you mean I can't control everything, why not