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Found out that 1930s American antisemites kept calling FDRs New Deal “the Jew Deal,” and like gd dude not an ounce of creativity or originality from these people in the last 2000 years huh

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Logan meeting a younger Scott really is a guilty pleasure of mine in fics which is funny bc technically there was a younger Scott situation in canon and yet that is not the version I’d like to see that happen in. And see I wouldn’t even necessarily want Logan and the younger Scott to hook up or anything (although I wouldn’t be totally opposed to it), there’s just something about Logan meeting a younger version of Scott and going hmm! This is a Very Different Vibe! (Bonus points if the younger Scott has the most horrified flustered crush on Logan and it takes Logan a minute to figure out what the fuck is going on)

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advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone

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This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

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tbh i think acting like being a feminist w any spine and not coddling men is somehow transmisogynistic IS transmisogynistic . trans women are my sisters and the patriarchy and male sexual violence and misogyny effect them just as much as they do me if not more so. you are literally just calling trans women men in a roundabout way.

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Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today

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"how are the democrats so good at losing?" why don't you ask how the republicans are so good at winning?? stop acting like democrats are the only political party with agency. republicans do things on purpose.

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The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

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i love when an author truly understands a character so well that they can just put said character in any situation and still have them act correctly. like yeah okay hes a cat cafe owner. hes a middle school teacher. hes a dog. and hes acting exactly how he would act if he was a dog.

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How I'm feeling right now.

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Matt will be like “babe you and I aren’t killers!!! you’re better than this!!!” and the woman he’s saying it to will openly be a literal assassin. Love him but he owes all of his exes money in damages I’m not joking

Daredevil comics are so funny… guy who literally won’t stop projecting his catholic guilt onto everyone else… and most of the time it’s a woman he’s in love with but also sometimes its Wolverine

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Daredevil comics are so funny… guy who literally won’t stop projecting his catholic guilt onto everyone else… and most of the time it’s a woman he’s in love with but also sometimes its Wolverine

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on this veteran's day I would like to encourage every active duty us soldier to become a veteran immediately

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“You’re romanticizing it!”

No, actually, I’m sexualizing it. Thanks.

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Biggest takeaway from this interview: Johnny and Daniel are ROOMMATES in Barcelona!